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Summer Situationship 2024
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You two are hooking up?
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:27ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:29I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:00:37Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:41No boners.
00:00:42No feelings.
00:00:43I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:44Like what you see?
00:00:46After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do, and I won't
00:00:50touch her until I'm good enough.
00:00:52Get off of her.
00:00:53Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:55Tell him you love him.
00:00:56I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:59Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make your life hell.
00:01:05Leah, stop.
00:01:06Help me.
00:01:07Get off of her.
00:01:08Come on.
00:01:09Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:10Tell me that you want to give up the money, and tell me that you love me.
00:01:23You drive me crazy.
00:01:24I drive you crazy.
00:01:25That's funny.
00:01:26You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:28If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:33their guts.
00:01:34For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Jules, can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:44I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:46Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:01:48This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:52The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:56ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:02:00I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:03Clean it up, maid.
00:02:11I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:15And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:19That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:22I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:32I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:36I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:38Right, Emmett?
00:02:39Yeah.
00:02:40She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:49Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:59Am I dreaming?
00:03:01No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:07What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Noah?
00:03:13What the hell's going on?
00:03:16Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:21And then when I pulled my hand away, she just... she just fell.
00:03:25Destiny?
00:03:26Hmm?
00:03:27Is that what happened?
00:03:28That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:30Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:35Why do you even care?
00:03:37She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:43before things got out of hand.
00:03:46Mia?
00:03:47Hmm?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Give me your phone.
00:03:51No.
00:03:52It's right here.
00:03:53I got you.
00:03:56I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:59Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:02If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:07Noah?
00:04:08Open it.
00:04:16I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:19You didn't have to do that.
00:04:21I know.
00:04:30Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:35Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:36Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:38Dude, we can't.
00:04:39Yes, we can.
00:04:40No, we can't.
00:04:41This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:42Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:46Wake up, slut.
00:04:47Show's over.
00:04:48Mia, if you're not going to help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:50Fine by me.
00:04:51I'll be by the pool.
00:04:52Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:56I'm it.
00:05:00I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:04You have to save her.
00:05:08Jules?
00:05:09Jules?
00:05:10Come on.
00:05:11Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:12What do I do?
00:05:13Mouth to mouth.
00:05:14Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:21You okay?
00:05:24Thank God.
00:05:26Alright, let's get you up.
00:05:29I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:33Jules?
00:05:35You're not going anywhere.
00:05:36I'm fine.
00:05:37Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:38You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:43What, are you a stripper?
00:05:45I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:47You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:53And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:06:02What are you trying to do?
00:06:04Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:05Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:06You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:08I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:14You know what I think?
00:06:16I think you're here to win me back.
00:06:21Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:24Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:27And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:29So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:33You still want me.
00:06:34You still want me.
00:06:35Is he coming on to me?
00:06:41In your dreams.
00:06:43Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:45We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:48Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:54Well, I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:57Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:07:02And you let her.
00:07:04Did someone say my name?
00:07:09You two are hooking up?
00:07:11We're not hooking up.
00:07:13Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:19We're not hooking up.
00:07:21Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:24Be so fucking for real.
00:07:26Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:29It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:32Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:35How convenient.
00:07:38Let the girls talk.
00:07:46After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:52Did you just spit on me?
00:07:55Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:00Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:06And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:10Especially Noah.
00:08:11Ow!
00:08:13Noah!
00:08:14Did you see that?
00:08:15She shoved me!
00:08:16Oh my god.
00:08:17Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:20I'm always honest.
00:08:22You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:28Thanks, Noey.
00:08:31I'm sorry.
00:08:33I'm sorry.
00:08:35I'm sorry.
00:08:37I'm sorry.
00:08:39I'm sorry.
00:08:42Fire her.
00:08:51Fire her.
00:08:55Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:58I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:09:03Noah, she shoved me.
00:09:05And this is my rental too.
00:09:08So, what do I say?
00:09:11It goes.
00:09:19Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:22So, you should probably go.
00:09:26I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:33Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:39Jewels.
00:09:42Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:51I want you to take this, okay?
00:09:54It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:57I don't want your pity check.
00:10:00My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:10:03This is too humiliating.
00:10:04I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:12What are you doing home?
00:10:14I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:18That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jewels, when your father died, he left us in a $100,000 in debt.
00:10:25I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:29Mia?
00:10:31Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:34But her father still owes us a lot of money.
00:10:36Mia, her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:40But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:45Jewels, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:49Everything.
00:10:56I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:11:00Please don't call me that.
00:11:01You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:11:05I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:09Mia.
00:11:11Slow down, okay?
00:11:13We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:16What? You still have feelings for Jewels or something?
00:11:20I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:23Mia, do not say anything mean about Jewels.
00:11:25Why not?
00:11:27That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:29I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:32What are you still doing here?
00:11:35You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:37Tell me this.
00:11:39Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:42Nobody wants you here.
00:11:44I can't back down.
00:11:46Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:48I'm not talking to you.
00:11:50I'm talking to you.
00:11:52I need this job.
00:11:55I need you to choose me.
00:11:56After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.
00:11:59But I do.
00:12:02What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:06What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:08I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:10No, no, no.
00:12:13No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:16Tell her, Noah.
00:12:19Prove it.
00:12:20I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:23And I'll do whatever you say.
00:12:26Okay.
00:12:28Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:32And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:36Mia.
00:12:38I need to talk to Jewels.
00:12:40Alone.
00:12:42Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46I'm not going to let you go.
00:12:47Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:55She really has you by the balls.
00:12:58Don't insult me.
00:13:00Or what?
00:13:02You'll spank me?
00:13:04You can leave now.
00:13:06Hey.
00:13:09You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:14You're right.
00:13:16Read my lips, Jewels.
00:13:20You're fired.
00:13:24You're right.
00:13:26Read my lips, Jewels.
00:13:30You're fired.
00:13:37You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:40Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:41Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:43Hey, where are you going? Jewels, you can't just leave. Jewels!
00:13:48You can't just leave.
00:13:50You fired me.
00:13:52I can do whatever I want.
00:14:04Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:14:07Does it look like she's jerking me off?
00:14:11No.
00:14:16Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:23Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:27Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:30Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:32You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:36Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:40Call him, I'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:56What are you doing here?
00:14:59Come with me.
00:15:06Guys!
00:15:08What the hell?
00:15:10What the fuck are you...
00:15:15You want your job back?
00:15:17Fuck me.
00:15:21Oh, Jewels, you're so hot.
00:15:24Play along.
00:15:26Why would I do that?
00:15:28You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:31Oh, Jewels, your body is so sexy.
00:15:37Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:43You're crazy.
00:15:45I'm committed.
00:15:49Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:53You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:56I am the only person you can trust in this house for mistakes.
00:16:01Noah, come out right now.
00:16:03Right now.
00:16:06Oh, yeah, Jewels. Oh, yeah, Jewels.
00:16:09I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:12Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:14Show me what you've got.
00:16:19Jewels, hand me your shirt.
00:16:21Hand me your shirt now. Now. Now.
00:16:34Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:40Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:43You fucking bitch.
00:16:45You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:48Take it up with Noah.
00:16:50This isn't over.
00:16:53If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:58you're wrong.
00:17:00I'm going to make your life miserable.
00:17:03I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:10Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:13You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:15Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jewels.
00:17:18Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:20Oh, wait.
00:17:22I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:25You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:27Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:29We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:31Yeah.
00:17:33What about it?
00:17:35If I stay with Jewels until the end of the summer,
00:17:37you back off the internship.
00:17:39Now, if Jewels breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:17:42Internship will be yours.
00:17:44Yeah, she's really going to stay with you
00:17:46with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:17:49You're on.
00:17:57We need to talk.
00:18:02Emmet, get out.
00:18:08Did I get my job back?
00:18:10Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:14To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:20You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:23I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:27Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:29Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:32Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:34Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:38Done.
00:18:40Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer,
00:18:42this money will be yours.
00:18:47Give me that.
00:18:49Not yet.
00:18:55Give me that.
00:18:57Not yet.
00:18:59I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:19:03But until then, this money's mine.
00:19:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:13I'll do it.
00:19:16Great.
00:19:21Let's seal the deal.
00:19:29Let's shake on it.
00:19:38All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:51Rule number one.
00:19:53No boners.
00:19:55You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:57You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02Just one.
00:20:04No feelings.
00:20:06I don't want things to get complicated.
00:20:10You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:16Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:20Yeah, I do.
00:20:22I have one.
00:20:24No one touches you but me.
00:20:29You don't own me.
00:20:31Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:34While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:38So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:43Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:45Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:47Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:48My ego's doing fine.
00:20:52Let the show begin.
00:20:57Ew.
00:20:59I'm not having dinner with her.
00:21:01There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:21:03You kicked me out.
00:21:05Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:21:10Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:21:13At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:18Mia.
00:21:21Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:24This is my house.
00:21:26And Jules is my...
00:21:32I'm his permanent guest.
00:21:34I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:38Hey, Mom.
00:21:40Jason!
00:21:42Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:46Dinner is served.
00:21:53Let's fucking go!
00:21:56Yay!
00:22:04Oops.
00:22:06I spilled.
00:22:08Emmett?
00:22:10You want to help?
00:22:12Sure.
00:22:21Look at Jules squirm.
00:22:25Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:33Noah.
00:22:35Are you thirsty?
00:22:37Jules.
00:22:39Take your shirt off.
00:23:06Oops.
00:23:08I spilled a little.
00:23:10Jules.
00:23:12You sit first.
00:23:23Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:26I have to go.
00:23:37If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:43Choke on it.
00:23:49Don't run away from me.
00:23:54Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:57It was an act, Jules.
00:23:59And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:24:01You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:24:04Yeah, I know.
00:24:07Now you're going to strip for me?
00:24:09You're shivering.
00:24:12Come here.
00:24:25Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:27I'm going to bed.
00:24:29Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:31I'll take the couch.
00:24:54What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:59Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:25:02Destiny, that is your brother.
00:25:04Whatever.
00:25:06I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:25:10Mia's your best friend?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:14She's also a huge bitch.
00:25:16People contain multitudes.
00:25:18Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:20She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:23And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:24And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:27If you know what I mean.
00:25:39Like what you see?
00:25:45I do, actually.
00:25:50I'm sorry.
00:25:51It's okay.
00:26:12What are you doing?
00:26:14Taking a shower.
00:26:18Remember.
00:26:19Y'all go and win.
00:26:21You wish.
00:26:29Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:31I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:33Meet me at the pool.
00:26:47What's with this guy?
00:26:49He's ice cold.
00:26:51Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:59Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:27:09Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:20I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:24Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:28Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:31You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:34You're right.
00:27:36It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:43Everyone.
00:27:45I've decided that it's time to take a break.
00:27:47I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:50Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:27:57Mia, would you relax?
00:27:59We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor.
00:28:01Alright?
00:28:03What's Survivor?
00:28:05A show for old people.
00:28:07Ew! That's so boring.
00:28:09I'm kidding.
00:28:11Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:28:15What game is she trying to play?
00:28:17Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:25Wow! Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:29That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:31Oh honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:39It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:45What are you talking about?
00:28:47I never said anything about Save It.
00:28:50Proof's right here.
00:28:53And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:57Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:29:02I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:29:07I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:29:13Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:29:16Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:29:21They can?
00:29:23I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:26She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:29Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:34Hey! I paid good money for these.
00:29:37Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:42Really? Because this one's about you, Nellie.
00:29:45She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:49Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:54Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:57You said that about me?
00:29:59I can explain.
00:30:01Save your breath.
00:30:02Bitch!
00:30:14Don't touch me!
00:30:16Get off of me!
00:30:29You are so hot.
00:30:30You are so hot.
00:30:32Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:56Yo!
00:30:58Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:31:02No, no, no way, dude.
00:31:04Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:31:07She'll come crawling back.
00:31:11Speak of the devil.
00:31:17You hooked up with Jules?
00:31:19Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:31:22I don't know what's going on.
00:31:24What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up!
00:31:28Fuck!
00:31:30Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:32Emmett, stop!
00:31:33Fuck you, dude!
00:31:34Stop!
00:31:39Did you post this?
00:31:50Jules, did you post this?
00:31:51Did you post this?
00:31:57I don't know...
00:31:58Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:32:01What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:32:06How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:32:08Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:32:13You know what?
00:32:15Everyone was right about you.
00:32:17You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:32:19Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:32:21Lose my number.
00:32:23I never want to see you again.
00:32:25Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:31Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:38Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:41Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:46You're a skank.
00:32:47So get out and don't come back.
00:33:01Help! Help!
00:33:17You... you saved me?
00:33:32That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:36And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:41Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:45Go on, Jules.
00:33:46Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:49Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:56Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:34:05One step closer to making her mine.
00:34:14Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:34:16I can explain everything.
00:34:18Good. Explain. Now.
00:34:26You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:28Takes one to know one.
00:34:31Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:39I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:43I never said that, okay?
00:34:47Fuck.
00:34:56You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:35:00That way everyone can see it.
00:35:02But for right now, it's party time.
00:35:07Huh?
00:35:12OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:35:16I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:35:20How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:35:23You don't know him like I do.
00:35:26If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:35:29Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:31I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:33Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:37He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:40But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:43More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:47The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:51Except for the one about you.
00:35:53I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:55That's true.
00:35:56Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:36:10Is that true?
00:36:14It's true.
00:36:16I liked you.
00:36:19Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:36:21I mean, really.
00:36:22All right, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:25So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:28Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:35I guess you can't.
00:36:37There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:46I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:48But it's been a long time.
00:36:50I know it was a really long time ago.
00:36:52But when I really think about it,
00:36:54I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:56I really did.
00:37:01You give those two until the end of today?
00:37:04To what, Bone?
00:37:07They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:37:09It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:37:12I don't think they remember you exist.
00:37:14Then I'll make them remember.
00:37:21Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:37:24You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:37:26When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows to you.
00:37:31Mm-hmm.
00:37:43Okay.
00:38:01She would never kiss me like that.
00:38:03My turn.
00:38:13No smoke.
00:38:15Looks like we have to kiss.
00:38:21Rude.
00:38:40Keep the circle moving.
00:38:43If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:45kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:53Get off of me.
00:38:55Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:57What's a little peck?
00:39:00Why would you tell everyone that?
00:39:02Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:39:10Hey, Jules!
00:39:11Jules!
00:39:13You're a pig!
00:39:15Hey, Emmett is lying, okay? He's lying.
00:39:17I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:19But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:22You have feelings for me?
00:39:29I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:39:31But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:39:33You have feelings for me?
00:39:35Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:37You do?
00:39:39Yeah. I have all the feelings.
00:39:41Anger, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:43Ridiculous!
00:39:45Yeah, but you know what? Sometimes, Jules,
00:39:47sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:49Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:52I broke your trust.
00:39:54And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:40:03What do you mean?
00:40:05I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:40:07And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:40:09Do you want to get back together?
00:40:12You said no feelings.
00:40:14Yeah, you're right.
00:40:18So tell me you want to be with me.
00:40:20Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:40:22Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:40:24Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:33Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:40:35Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:37Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:39I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:41Mm-hmm.
00:40:43Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:46And the only reason why I know that
00:40:48is because my dad owns the hospital
00:40:50that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:52Maybe we should take Jules shopping
00:40:54so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:56Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:58Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:41:00You should go do that right now.
00:41:02Yeah, I'm going to.
00:41:04It's not that easy.
00:41:06Stop avoiding the question.
00:41:08I'm not avoiding it.
00:41:10Look, if I don't get the money,
00:41:13I'll lose everything.
00:41:15What do you mean?
00:41:17I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:41:21Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:41:23She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:26What is it?
00:41:28What is it?
00:41:30What is it?
00:41:31She's about to answer a very important question.
00:41:34I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:41:36but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:41:38and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:41:40or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:41:43We can talk later.
00:41:45I promise.
00:41:57The girls go shopping.
00:41:59Saturdays are for the boys.
00:42:02It must be embarrassing for everyone
00:42:04to realize how much she wants me.
00:42:06I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:42:08once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:42:11Dude, the Lehman internship
00:42:13is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:42:15It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:42:18The internship is mine.
00:42:20Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:42:23Or at least until the end of the summer
00:42:25and I have to pay up.
00:42:32If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:35Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:40Oh my God, it's gorgeous.
00:42:43I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:52You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:54No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:57No, you didn't.
00:42:59That's impossible.
00:43:01It doesn't fit.
00:43:03Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:43:05What are you doing?
00:43:07I'm shopping.
00:43:09Do you not remember me?
00:43:11I used to be in here all the time.
00:43:13Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:43:15She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:43:17Well, what Mia says goes.
00:43:19So your money's no good here.
00:43:22You know what?
00:43:24You're right.
00:43:26I have better things to do
00:43:28than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:43:29And that's it.
00:43:31You're out.
00:43:33Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:43:35I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:37Trash?
00:43:39That's my girlfriend.
00:43:45Apparently, I'm too poor
00:43:47to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:49See this car?
00:43:52Has no spending limit.
00:43:54My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:56And I would like to try
00:43:58this dress on first.
00:44:00No way, this is mine.
00:44:02Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:44:04No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:44:06Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:44:21What do you think?
00:44:26Noah?
00:44:29Will you come help zip me up?
00:44:32Of course.
00:44:40You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:43Is it too expensive?
00:44:45No.
00:44:47It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:55Well, aren't you going to thank me?
00:45:07Thank you, Noah.
00:45:10You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:45:13Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:45:21Put the dress on my card.
00:45:25Excuse me.
00:45:27I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:45:31I bet she stole it.
00:45:33I would never.
00:45:35Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:40Whatever, Mia.
00:45:42See, told ya.
00:45:51I don't know how that got there.
00:45:53Well, she stole it.
00:45:55And I believe that $500 is worth it.
00:45:59I don't think so.
00:46:01I don't think so.
00:46:03I don't think so.
00:46:05I don't think so.
00:46:07I don't think so.
00:46:09I don't think so.
00:46:11$500 is a felony.
00:46:13Call the police.
00:46:15Don't call the police.
00:46:17This is all my fault.
00:46:19No, it's not.
00:46:21Yes, it is.
00:46:23I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:46:26But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:46:28You can't do this.
00:46:30It's a waste of money.
00:46:32Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:46:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:46:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:46:37Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:39Please and thank you.
00:46:48Hey.
00:46:50Come on, Lieutenant.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54There he is.
00:46:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:47:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight,
00:47:03I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:47:08Watch your mouth.
00:47:10Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:47:12Okay, dude.
00:47:14Jules was mine first.
00:47:16I dumped her, okay?
00:47:18It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:47:20Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:47:24Okay, all right.
00:47:26Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:47:28Yeah?
00:47:30I get Jules' panties off.
00:47:32By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:47:34and never come back to the summer house.
00:47:35Hmm?
00:47:37Fine.
00:47:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:41I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:45Deal.
00:47:50You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:53Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:48:02Eat shit.
00:48:03Hey.
00:48:05Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:48:08Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:48:11Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:48:13unless it's with me.
00:48:23Hey.
00:48:29Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:48:31Uh, I don't know.
00:48:33Jules.
00:48:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:48:37About what?
00:48:39The music in here?
00:48:41Because I think it sucks.
00:48:43Jules.
00:48:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:47For real.
00:48:49No contracts and no money.
00:48:51I mean it.
00:48:53I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:55Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:57Like I care.
00:48:59I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:49:05Have fun.
00:49:07Here.
00:49:09Put this on.
00:49:11I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:49:17You're crazy.
00:49:19Well, if you're too afraid,
00:49:21you can just back out now.
00:49:26You're on.
00:49:31Follow me.
00:49:37Let the show begin.
00:49:48You think you're hot shit?
00:49:50Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:49:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy
00:49:57tonight.
00:49:58Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:50:00lap dance competition.
00:50:04The rules are simple.
00:50:06Each one of these smoke shows
00:50:08will give one lucky man
00:50:10a lap dance.
00:50:12And you get to vote on
00:50:14who is hotter.
00:50:29Come on.
00:50:31Come on.
00:50:33Come on.
00:50:35Come on.
00:50:37Come on.
00:50:39Come on.
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:43Come on.
00:50:45Come on.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:53Come on.
00:50:55Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:51:18Top that.
00:51:26you
00:51:33Top that
00:51:56Be honest
00:52:11You're the most beautiful girl here
00:52:26I
00:52:49Need the lady killer special now, yeah, I got you
00:52:56I
00:53:22Can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public
00:53:27Humiliation
00:53:30Jewels wait
00:53:36You look upset
00:53:39What are you my therapist fuck off no just just a guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:53:47Jewels
00:53:49Something that can make you feel better
00:53:51I
00:53:55What is that okay time on jewels you wanna have some fun
00:54:05No, thanks
00:54:08Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:54:11Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this better play along
00:54:22I
00:54:26Bottoms up
00:54:29Cheers
00:54:33Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on. I'm gonna go change
00:54:41Destiny have you seen Jules? I saw her running off to the dressing room Emmett was with her
00:54:49That little shit
00:54:52I
00:54:57Don't move
00:55:04What do you think you're doing
00:55:06Stop denying yourself jewels
00:55:08Both know you want this
00:55:10Be gentle just like our first time remember back off
00:55:16Relax baby. Let that II kick in you gave me drugs so you could fuck me
00:55:22I'm just gonna fuck you. Anyways, let go of me. This is just gonna take a minute
00:55:30Emmett let go and we can pretend like this never happened. Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done
00:55:45No, I
00:55:52Had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend, what's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:59Emmett she doesn't want you. What are you doing? She wants me so bad, dude, even if she won't say so
00:56:12Dude I thought we were friends. I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you
00:56:22Oh
00:56:25This asshole isn't worth it
00:56:44You look like Jules just kicked my ass all I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:51Hey
00:56:53Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:57:00Yeah, stop
00:57:03This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic
00:57:07Emmett just tried to assault me be so fucking for real and that would never want to skank like you
00:57:13you're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me and
00:57:17And you know what he's coming back to the house with me tonight
00:57:23Mia sit down
00:57:26Emmett if you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you. Okay. No, let's go
00:57:38I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:57:47I
00:57:50Thank you for getting me out of there
00:57:54You're hurting let me help you
00:58:08I want to kill that guy for touching
00:58:17I
00:58:23Still think I should take you to a hospital. I mean you just never know what those pills could have been laced with really I
00:58:29Didn't take them
00:58:31You didn't take the pills
00:58:37You know, I got something better than II it's twice as fun and I've been saving it just for you
00:58:47You
00:58:52What are you trying to give me
00:58:58Rocky Road. Oh
00:59:02Hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me
00:59:05How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:59:10I'm not an asshole
00:59:12No, you're the king of assholes
00:59:14You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever
00:59:25I got to show you something
00:59:37I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:59:45And I only dated me to make you jealous
00:59:54It worked
01:00:15I want you now
01:00:34What if somebody sees everybody's at the club I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:44Oh
01:01:14Oh, hi, this is Alan, it's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:01:22He was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for it
01:01:45Hey
01:01:47What are you doing up so early thought I wore you out last night, I'm ready for another round
01:01:54Hey, can you knock can you put your boner away?
01:01:58Get up get up
01:02:02Let's just a fire. I'm not getting up. It's worse than a fire
01:02:07Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules
01:02:15You
01:02:17You're fucking with me, what's the big deal? There's the drugs and the mess and you what about me?
01:02:22She like totally thinks you're a slut. Well, I get a bad way. Look my mom knows about the sex tape and
01:02:28She blames you for the whole thing. I
01:02:31Need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract mom
01:02:37Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules do not let my mom know that we're here. All right
01:02:44I
01:02:47Tell me when the coast is clear
01:02:58Get your brother now
01:03:15My baby boy
01:03:19I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose
01:03:32Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:03:42I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves
01:03:44Oh
01:03:46she just left I
01:03:50Can't wait for you to propose to Mia
01:03:54What is that slut doing here
01:03:59You're the girl from the sex tape get out of this house mom Noah a little help
01:04:06mom
01:04:07This is Jules and she's going to be our help for the summer
01:04:14Yes, it fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son
01:04:20Well, it's nice to see with your clothes on
01:04:28We need to talk about engagement plans, oh, yes we do
01:04:34You're marrying Mia now, I have no idea what got into her head I am so sorry
01:04:39Okay, but after dinner tonight, I'm gonna explain everything to her
01:04:42Look just play along for a couple hours. Okay, please
01:04:55My head hurts, can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin? Yeah, I have some in my purse. Oh, thanks
01:05:12I
01:05:20Need water
01:05:24What did you give my mom aspirin aspirin
01:05:33Jules do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:05:35I
01:05:41Have an idea, why don't we invite some of your hot friends over? I'm feeling like a cougar Wow
01:05:52Jules what is wrong with her?
01:05:54Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club. No way you gave her those I didn't give them
01:06:00She found them
01:06:02Should we call an ambulance? Oh, no fucking way Jules. She hates you already
01:06:06What is she gonna think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:06:11Where did she go
01:06:27Mom get out of the pool
01:06:32Oh
01:06:43Absolutely not. I'm not going in there
01:07:02Oh
01:07:14Here I brought you some tea I
01:07:21Was wrong about you I'd much rather see my son with you the girl like Mia
01:07:32I
01:07:35Thank you for taking care of her I
01:07:39Hope I was a good maid
01:07:41Yeah, I should give you a raise
01:07:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:07:47You know made
01:07:49Girlfriend, it doesn't matter. I
01:07:53Still gotta pay you to hang out with me no feelings remember
01:08:02I
01:08:05Throw that contract away if it were up to me
01:08:09I'll tear it up right now. I mean I
01:08:15Need that money more than I want you
01:08:18When my dad died he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt
01:08:24If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house
01:08:26So
01:08:29It was really always just about the money really
01:08:33when I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:08:37How I can't make it real because of that same money
01:08:48Come with me I
01:08:51I
01:08:53Want to give you the money
01:08:56Not as your boss as your boyfriend
01:09:00Jules I want to give you everything I
01:09:04Don't know what to say
01:09:09Just let me take care of you
01:09:16And tell me that you love me
01:09:20I don't think I can say it
01:09:26Let me take care of you it's the least you can do
01:09:32Fine
01:09:34You can take care of me, okay
01:09:37And you don't have to tell me that you love me. I know you do
01:09:45Good morning, everyone
01:09:48Lisa you're okay. Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you. I
01:09:55Was just leaving you're not leaving Jules. We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life
01:10:04After your little sex video was released at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever
01:10:12but
01:10:13After you saved me
01:10:16All I can say is
01:10:19Welcome to the family
01:10:24You were supposed to give me your family ring that was before you left me to drown
01:10:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend Rinaldo in Cancun
01:10:37Adios
01:10:39My mom
01:10:42I
01:10:44Figure out a way to break you two up
01:10:48Good luck with that. I
01:10:50Don't need luck. I have a really big brain
01:11:01Incriminating in here
01:11:06What is this
01:11:11Oh
01:11:15You what died in here manhood listen, I have something juicy for you
01:11:26I don't like to read
01:11:28It's a contract between Jules and Noah
01:11:31They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship. It's cheating. Oh
01:11:38Great finally figured it out. Good boy. I think it's time for you to cheat, too. I
01:11:51Thought this was summer vacation, I know I know but I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship
01:12:02What up lovebirds
01:12:05Emmett I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you what you wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests
01:12:13Who are you I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands
01:12:26Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:12:30Emma called me up and told me about your summer house setup. I'm a guy who likes to party
01:12:38The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy I'd like to be your friend I
01:12:48Have enough friends, thanks
01:12:53Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:12:57I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble and Emma promised me lots of trouble
01:13:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained I get bored easy
01:13:14Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now
01:13:20Interview starts now dopest candidate gets the dopest internship
01:13:26Well, I'll see you in the office
01:13:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool? That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits. Mm-hmm
01:13:40That's the guy you want to work for he's a total clown
01:13:46Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry
01:13:50And if I work for him, my career will be made don't you already have enough money?
01:13:55Jules I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team. I was on and I networked like a motherfucker
01:14:02I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career and
01:14:07then our sex tape got released and
01:14:10All my job prospects were completely toast. The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation
01:14:17Jules I need this internship and so do you because without it I can't give you the hundred thousand dollars
01:14:25You
01:14:28Lied to me. No, I didn't lie to you. I just I just didn't tell you everything. I'm sorry
01:14:39Everybody let's get the party started
01:14:50Looks like I found my lady for the night
01:14:55I
01:14:57Met a lot of pretty girls
01:15:00There's something special about you
01:15:02You're so
01:15:05Beautiful
01:15:06Thanks, but I'm taken
01:15:09Not trying to marry you
01:15:11Noah
01:15:13tell me
01:15:15Who snatched this hottie up? That'd be me
01:15:20You're a lucky man, I know
01:15:25How long is he gonna be here
01:15:29I'll protect you
01:15:31Look at here the happy little couple
01:15:35hmm from full mates to soul mates
01:15:44Emmett no one and I are talking
01:15:46Can you go entertain your little friend? Yeah. Well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man
01:15:53Yeah, it's finally gonna win her bet what bet
01:15:59What bet I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer I would drop out of the internship pool
01:16:07That's not true
01:16:09Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won so I recorded the whole thing you play that
01:16:16I'll fucking kick your ass. I
01:16:19I
01:16:22Don't want to hear it. Yeah, I'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah
01:16:29Hmm. I was nothing but a bet to you. I
01:16:34Was nothing but a bet to you I was nothing but a check to you
01:16:40Both of you can fuck off
01:16:42I
01:16:50Wouldn't want to do that I
01:16:54Don't care about anybody except Jules
01:17:05What were you thinking that Noah would fall in love with you and save your family
01:17:11I've been waiting all day to get you
01:17:16You're a sexy girl
01:17:18You could have a lot of fun. I don't have time for that shit then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman
01:17:25the boys share their toys
01:17:29And I want to play with you. I
01:17:31Don't want to be played with if you play nice. I'll give your boyfriend the little job
01:17:37The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job
01:17:41Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out
01:17:44What do I have to do?
01:17:47Let me borrow you for the night
01:17:54In your dreams
01:18:00Mia
01:18:02You know where Jules is, yeah, you're still caught up on that skank
01:18:07Maybe this outfit will change your mind
01:18:09Mia a
01:18:11Lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you get it through your head. I want to be with Jules
01:18:16Why do you like her so much? I don't like her. I
01:18:22Love her
01:18:26You know, I feel sorry for you for falling in love with such a liar
01:18:30You know, she planted that sex tape, right? Yeah. Well she said she didn't found a girlfriend
01:18:49If I do what you say and you'll give Noah this job, yes, and it's the only way you get in
01:18:55We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom
01:18:59My company looks down on sex tapes
01:19:02Wait
01:19:04Now I know where I recognize you
01:19:06Damn
01:19:07You were great
01:19:09Just one kiss
01:19:11That's all it takes to get your boyfriend a little job
01:19:21Don't play hard to get
01:19:29Get off
01:19:34Get off
01:19:37Let me have my fun then you can take your turn if you don't leave her alone. I'm gonna break your fingers
01:19:42You wouldn't dare
01:19:45You little shit
01:19:47You'll never work for Lehman
01:19:48Yeah
01:19:49It looks like I dodged a ball up there because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater than work with any of you pervs
01:19:54at Lehman
01:19:56You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand you want to mess with me you want to mess with me?
01:20:00Yeah, why don't you sue me and we'll let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around
01:20:07You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that. Please don't tell my wife get out of my face old man
01:20:23How could you do that to me Jules
01:20:26How could you do that to me Jules it wasn't what it looked like don't lie to me I saw you kissing back
01:20:38I should be the one that's mad. You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship
01:20:43You were getting money out of the deal. So why does it matter?
01:20:48Tell him that he's a good kisser and you want him right now tell him you love him
01:20:53It matters because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole
01:21:06You're fired get out of my house
01:21:23You're gone for good bitch
01:21:29You never belonged with us and now it's your turn to go I
01:21:36Played you and I won
01:21:39This has nothing to do with you. Oh
01:21:43Honey, this has everything to do with me. I
01:21:47I
01:21:52Planted the camera in your room and
01:21:54Then I got the sex tape of you and Noah
01:21:58And then I uploaded it for everyone to see
01:22:06You thought you were better than me
01:22:09But I always win
01:22:11All I fucking do is win
01:22:17a
01:22:21Miserable bitch like you will never win
01:22:32Mom I saved the house. It's too late
01:22:47Someone bought it out from under us just this morning
01:22:51That's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You lose everything
01:23:09Can I help you what are you doing in that uniform?
01:23:13My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship, I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so
01:23:31I have a big tip for you. Seriously smile more
01:23:43This money feels dirty, I never want to see this check again
01:23:59Miss me
01:24:04Miss me
01:24:12I
01:24:18Deserve that
01:24:22Look I wrote us up a new contract. All right, and I think you really like it
01:24:31Is this the deed to my house, yeah this morning I bought it
01:24:37You bought my house from under us look at the name on the title
01:24:43Oh my god
01:24:46You put it under my name
01:24:49Cheers Jules, it's all yours
01:24:52But I am only giving it to you under one condition
01:24:57Another condition
01:24:59What do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again sleep with your boss drug your mom? No
01:25:08But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight
01:25:13I
01:25:17Did 8 p.m. And I want you to wear this
01:25:33What are you doing here
01:25:36No, I told me to come
01:25:37Really? Oh
01:25:39How pathetic no was throwing me an engagement party
01:25:46He's proposing to you
01:25:48When did you two get back together? Oh, it's not official yet
01:25:52But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone and even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing. I
01:26:00Guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you. No decided it was time to be with the best
01:26:07Mia
01:26:08Jules, I am so happy that both of you were here. Why did you invite me here to watch you propose to Mia?
01:26:16propose
01:26:17We said anything about proposing to you. Oh, please big question
01:26:23Yeah, I do have a big question
01:26:26Mia why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:26:32How did you know about that
01:26:34How did you know about that well because I made a huge mistake and
01:26:38When you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules's fight
01:26:41You know the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room
01:26:45Okay
01:26:46fine
01:26:48Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet
01:26:51But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces. What are you gonna do arrest me? Actually, that's my job
01:26:59Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn. What you're not actually doing this. Are you?
01:27:13If you invited me here to watch that I appreciate it that's not why I invited you here
01:27:24Everybody
01:27:26What is he doing
01:27:29I
01:27:31Have invited you all here so I can share my secrets
01:27:37And here are my secrets I
01:27:42Scream when I see spiders I
01:27:44do and
01:27:46I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard, and I was so scared. I just left it there
01:27:53And I cannot tell my left from my right
01:27:55No
01:27:58And I have one more secret
01:28:02Jules I am stupidly in love with you
01:28:09And I want to make it official Jules right here in front of everybody I want everyone to know what you are
01:28:25You
01:28:55You
01:29:11Jules why did you reject me in front of everybody? I didn't I just don't want everyone to know our business
01:29:18Jules do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:29:25Of course I do now, let's party