Full Episode Of Summer Situationship
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You are hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:26ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one touches my goodness.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you all hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07She goes, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money and tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:26If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them or you hate their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:13And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:16That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:19I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:29I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:33I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:35Right, Emmett?
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:37She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:39Oh.
00:02:40You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:49Am I dreaming?
00:02:51No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:02:57What the hell's going on?
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:03What the hell's going on?
00:03:07Noah?
00:03:08What the hell's going on?
00:03:11Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:16And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:20Destiny?
00:03:21Hmm?
00:03:22Is that what happened?
00:03:23That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:25Shut the fuck up or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:03:30Why do you even care?
00:03:31She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation
00:03:37before things got out of hand.
00:03:42Mia?
00:03:43Hmm?
00:03:44Give me your phone.
00:03:45What?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48It's right here.
00:03:49I got you.
00:03:52I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:54Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:03:59If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah?
00:04:05Open.
00:04:14We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:16You didn't have to do that.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:22Whoa!
00:04:23Whoa!
00:04:27Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:32Guys, breathe.
00:04:33Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut.
00:04:44Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me.
00:04:48I'll be by the pool.
00:04:49Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:51Emmett!
00:04:55I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:00You have to save her.
00:05:03Jules?
00:05:04Jules!
00:05:05Come on!
00:05:06Shit, shit, shit.
00:05:07What do I do?
00:05:08Mouth to mouth.
00:05:09Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:17You okay?
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules?
00:05:32You're not going anywhere.
00:05:33I'm fine.
00:05:34Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:35You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:40What are you, a stripper?
00:05:42I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:44You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:05:48and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:50And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:05:55and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:58What are you trying to do?
00:06:00Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:02Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:03You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:05I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:11You know what I think?
00:06:12I think you're here to win it.
00:06:17Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:20Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:23And you know what, I didn't do anything to you, so why don't you just admit it?
00:06:29You still want me.
00:06:31Is he coming on to me?
00:06:36In your dreams.
00:06:39Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:41We've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:45Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:06:48and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me.
00:06:58And you let her.
00:07:00Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:07We're not hooking up.
00:07:09Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:11Be so fucking for real.
00:07:14Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:16It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:19Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:22How convenient.
00:07:25Let the girls talk.
00:07:32I'm sorry.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:36I'm sorry.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:42After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah. I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:07And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:11Especially Noah.
00:08:16Ow!
00:08:18Noah!
00:08:19Did you see that?
00:08:20She shoved me!
00:08:21Oh my god.
00:08:22Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:25I'm always honest.
00:08:27You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:33Thanks, Noey.
00:08:34Fire her.
00:08:43Fire her.
00:08:47Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:50I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:54Noah, she shoved me.
00:08:57And this is my rental too.
00:09:00So...
00:09:02What I say goes.
00:09:11Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:09:14So you should probably go.
00:09:18I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:24Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:34Jules.
00:09:37Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this.
00:09:48Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:54My God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:57This is too humiliating.
00:09:59I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:10:12What are you doing home?
00:10:14I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:16No, no.
00:10:18That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:21Jules, when your father died, he left us in a...
00:10:22$100,000 in debt.
00:10:24I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:28Mia?
00:10:30Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:33But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:38Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.
00:10:42Everything.
00:10:48I'm so glad I got the trash, my little girl.
00:10:50Please don't call me that.
00:10:53You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:10:57I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:01Mia.
00:11:03Slow down, okay?
00:11:05We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:08What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:12I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:14Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:17Why not?
00:11:18That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:21I'd rather be a grubby maid.
00:11:23Frigid bitch.
00:11:25What are you still doing here?
00:11:27You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:29Tell me this.
00:11:31Are you genuinely stupid?
00:11:33Or do you just not get it?
00:11:35Nobody wants you here.
00:11:37I can't back down.
00:11:39Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:41I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43I'm talking to you.
00:11:45I need you.
00:11:46I'm talking to you.
00:11:48I need this job.
00:11:50I need you to choose me.
00:11:52After everything that happened between us,
00:11:54I shouldn't want her.
00:11:56But I do.
00:11:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:02What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:04I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:06No, no, no.
00:12:08No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:12Tell her, Noah.
00:12:14Prove it.
00:12:16Prove it.
00:12:18I'll work harder than I ever have before.
00:12:21And I'll do what you say.
00:12:24Okay.
00:12:26Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:29And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:33Mia.
00:12:35I need to talk to Jules.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:39Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what?
00:12:53You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here
00:13:02because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:07You're right.
00:13:09Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:12You're fired.
00:13:16You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:19Yeah, I know.
00:13:21It's part of my charm.
00:13:23Hey, where are you going?
00:13:25Jules, you can't just leave.
00:13:27Jules!
00:13:29You can't just leave.
00:13:31You fired me.
00:13:33I can do whatever I want.
00:13:35I can do whatever I want.
00:13:37I can do whatever I want.
00:13:39I can do whatever I want.
00:13:41I can do whatever I want.
00:13:43I can do whatever I want.
00:13:44I can do whatever I want.
00:13:46Stop it.
00:13:48You're so hot.
00:13:50You're so hot.
00:13:52I love it when you're ticklish.
00:13:55Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:58Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:07Noah, you come over here.
00:14:10Now.
00:14:14Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:20Don't be prude.
00:14:21It's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:31Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:44What are you doing?
00:14:53Guys?
00:14:55What the hell?
00:14:57What the fuck are you?
00:15:02You want your job back?
00:15:04Fuck me.
00:15:09Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:11Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:14Play along.
00:15:16Why would I do that?
00:15:18You want your job back?
00:15:19You've got to earn it.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:27Okay, fine.
00:15:28Go ahead.
00:15:33You're crazy.
00:15:35I'm committed.
00:15:36What?
00:15:39Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:15:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:46I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:51Noah, come out right now.
00:15:55Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:57Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:58I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:02Oh, come on, baby.
00:16:03Show me what you got.
00:16:06Oh.
00:16:08Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:16:09Hand me your shirt.
00:16:10Now, now, now.
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:34You fucking bitch.
00:16:36You can't stay here.
00:16:37You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:39Take it up with Noah.
00:16:41This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:16:49you're wrong.
00:16:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:02You know what?
00:17:03I should thank you,
00:17:04because now that Mia's off my hands,
00:17:05I can just be with Jules.
00:17:07Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh, wait.
00:17:10I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what?
00:17:15Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah, me and you.
00:17:17Let's make a bet.
00:17:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21What about it?
00:17:24If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer,
00:17:26you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me,
00:17:30I'll back off.
00:17:31The internship will be yours.
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:34She's really going to stay with you
00:17:35with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:17:39You're on.
00:17:46We need to talk.
00:17:51Emmet, get out.
00:17:57Did I get my job back?
00:17:59Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:01To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:08You're nuts.
00:18:10I'm not a hooker.
00:18:12I'm not crazy and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:15Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:18Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:21Well, I changed my mind.
00:18:23Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:27Done.
00:18:29Pull this off with me
00:18:30and at the end of the summer,
00:18:32this money will be yours.
00:18:37Give me that.
00:18:38Not yet.
00:18:44Give me that.
00:18:45Not yet.
00:18:47I will give this to you on the last day
00:18:49at the summer house.
00:18:51But until then,
00:18:52this money's mine.
00:18:55This check is enough to save my mom,
00:18:57my house, and my dignity.
00:19:00I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:08Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:25Alright, let's set some ground rules.
00:19:30Alright.
00:19:39No boners.
00:19:41You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:43You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:46Yeah.
00:19:48Just one.
00:19:50No feelings.
00:19:51I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:55And you're my complication, Jules.
00:20:00Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:04Yeah, I do.
00:20:06I have one.
00:20:09No one touches you but me.
00:20:14You don't own me.
00:20:16Jules,
00:20:17I'm being serious.
00:20:19While we do this,
00:20:20I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:23So you really want to be
00:20:24the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:27Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:30Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:32Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:36Let the show begin.
00:20:42Ew.
00:20:43Not having dinner with her,
00:20:45there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:47You kicked me out.
00:20:49Everyone else was on my side
00:20:51and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:53Including your little
00:20:54sex tape partner over here.
00:20:57At least I
00:20:58didn't show your dick
00:20:59to the entire world
00:21:01like this skank.
00:21:02Mia.
00:21:05Do not talk to me or Jules
00:21:06like that again.
00:21:08This is my house.
00:21:10And Jules is my...
00:21:16I'm his guest.
00:21:17I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:21Hey, Mom.
00:21:23Jason!
00:21:25Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:28Dinner
00:21:30is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38Yay!
00:21:46Oops.
00:21:47I spilled.
00:21:49Emmett?
00:21:51You want to help?
00:21:52Huh?
00:21:53Yeah.
00:21:58Hmm.
00:22:01Look
00:22:02at Jules
00:22:03squirm.
00:22:05Oh,
00:22:06she can release a sex tape
00:22:07but can't take a body shot?
00:22:14Noah,
00:22:15are you thirsty?
00:22:21Jules,
00:22:23take your shirt off.
00:22:28Okay.
00:22:53Oops.
00:22:55Spilled a little.
00:22:56Jules,
00:22:58I'm still thirsty.
00:23:08Did Noah
00:23:09just kiss me for real?
00:23:11I have to go.
00:23:21If you're thirsty,
00:23:22Noah,
00:23:23you can
00:23:24take a sip off and then
00:23:25run away from me.
00:23:28Choke on it.
00:23:33Don't run away from me.
00:23:38Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:40It was an act, Jules.
00:23:43And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:23:46You can be a real asshole sometimes,
00:23:48you know that?
00:23:49Yeah, I know.
00:23:52Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:23:53You're shivering.
00:23:56Come here.
00:24:08Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:10I'll take the couch.
00:24:23Sigh.
00:24:33What are you doing here
00:24:34and where is Noah?
00:24:41Are you all sore
00:24:42from getting your back
00:24:43blown out last night?
00:24:44Destiny,
00:24:45that is your brother.
00:24:46Whatever.
00:24:48I just came by to tell you
00:24:49how happy I am
00:24:50you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:51Mia's your best friend?
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:54She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:56People contain multitudes.
00:24:59Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:00She's been jealous of you
00:25:01since the first time
00:25:02you started hooking up with Noah
00:25:03and she's jealous of you still.
00:25:07And it looks like
00:25:08you two got a little
00:25:09catching up to do.
00:25:10If you know what I mean.
00:25:21Like what you see?
00:25:26I do, actually.
00:25:48What are you doing?
00:25:49What are you doing here?
00:25:51Taking a shower.
00:25:55Remember,
00:25:57no going in.
00:25:59You wish.
00:26:07Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:09I got some friends coming over.
00:26:11Meet me at the pool.
00:26:19What's with this guy?
00:26:21One minute,
00:26:22he's ice cold.
00:26:23Now that we're in front
00:26:24of all these people,
00:26:25he's putting on a show.
00:26:32Don't look now,
00:26:33but Mia looks like
00:26:34she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:42Let's give her
00:26:43something to stare at.
00:26:44Summer.
00:26:46Summer.
00:26:47Summer.
00:26:48Summer.
00:26:49Summer.
00:26:50Summer.
00:26:51Summer.
00:26:52Summer.
00:26:53Summer.
00:26:54Summer.
00:26:55Summer.
00:26:56Summer.
00:26:57Summer.
00:26:58Summer.
00:26:59Summer.
00:27:01I'm not going
00:27:02to let Jules
00:27:03ruin my summer.
00:27:04Everyone's
00:27:05paying attention
00:27:06to her
00:27:07when they
00:27:08should be
00:27:09paying attention
00:27:10to me.
00:27:11Maybe everybody
00:27:12thinks you guys
00:27:13You're right. It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:23Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:27Everyone must decide right now whether Jules is or I do.
00:27:33Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:39What's Survivor?
00:27:41A show for old people.
00:27:42Ew! That's so boring.
00:27:45I'm kidding.
00:27:47Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:51What game is she trying to play?
00:27:54Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:01Wow. Not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:06That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:08Oh honey, not the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:13It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:19What are you talking about? I never said anything about...
00:28:23Save it.
00:28:25Proof's right here.
00:28:27And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:31Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:36I bet you're to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:40I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:46Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:49Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:54They can?
00:28:56I never said that. Mia did.
00:28:59She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:02Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:06Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:10Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:14Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:29:18She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:21Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:27Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:30You said that about me?
00:29:32I can explain.
00:29:34Save your breath.
00:29:37Bitch!
00:29:39Don't touch me!
00:29:41Get off of me!
00:30:03You are so hot.
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:07Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:30Yo!
00:30:32Emmett, Jules are officially over.
00:30:36No, no way, dude.
00:30:38I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:41She'll come crawling back.
00:30:44Speak of the devil.
00:30:51You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:53Dude, look.
00:30:55You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:57I don't know what's going on.
00:30:59What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear. You hooked up.
00:31:02Fuck!
00:31:04Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:06Emmett, stop!
00:31:08Fuck you, dude!
00:31:12Did you post this?
00:31:23Jules, did you post this?
00:31:29I don't know.
00:31:31Why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:34What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:38How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:41Jules, I'd rather buy a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:31:46You know what? Everyone was right about you.
00:31:49You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:52Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:54Lose my number.
00:31:56I never want to see you again.
00:31:58Fine. Feelings mutual.
00:32:02Great. You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:10Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:13Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:18You're a skank.
00:32:20So get out and don't come back.
00:32:32Help!
00:32:34Help!
00:32:48You... you saved me.
00:33:02That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:06And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:11Emmett, don't even think about it.
00:33:15Go on, Jules. Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:18Jules, tell Emmett to leave. We have to talk.
00:33:25Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:28Thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:36One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:45Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:48I can explain everything.
00:33:50Good. Explain. Now.
00:33:52You're a hottie, you know that?
00:33:55Takes one to know one.
00:33:57Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:06I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:10I never said that, okay?
00:34:12You know, to make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:15That way everyone can see it.
00:34:17But for right now, it's party time.
00:34:23Hup!
00:34:25Hup!
00:34:27Hup!
00:34:29Hup!
00:34:31Hup!
00:34:33Hup!
00:34:35Hup!
00:34:37Hup!
00:34:39Hup!
00:34:42OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:46I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:50How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:53You don't know him like I do.
00:34:56If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:59Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:01I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:03Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:07He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:10But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:13More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:17The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:21Except for the one about you.
00:35:23Arrogant and cocky.
00:35:25That's true.
00:35:30Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:40Is that true?
00:35:44It's true.
00:35:46I liked you.
00:35:49Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:51I mean, really.
00:35:54Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:35:57So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:00Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:06I guess you're right.
00:36:08I guess you can't.
00:36:10There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:19I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:21but when I really think about it,
00:36:23I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:25I really did.
00:36:30You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:33To what, Bone?
00:36:35They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:38It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:40I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:46Remember.
00:36:52Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:36:55You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:57When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:28She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:30My turn.
00:37:35Okay.
00:37:41No smoke.
00:37:43Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:48Rude.
00:38:05Keep the circle moving.
00:38:08Do you want to really piss me off?
00:38:10Kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:18Get off of me.
00:38:20Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:22What's a little peck?
00:38:25Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:27Remember that sixpot me for doing the deed?
00:38:35Hey, Jules.
00:38:37Jules.
00:38:38You're a pig.
00:38:39Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:40He's lying.
00:38:42I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:44But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:47You have feelings for me?
00:38:54I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:56But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:58You have feelings for me?
00:39:00Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:02You do?
00:39:04Yeah, I have all the feelings.
00:39:06Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:39:08Ridiculous.
00:39:10Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:12Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:14Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:17I broke your trust.
00:39:19And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken too.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.
00:39:32And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:35Do you want to get back together?
00:39:39You said no feelings.
00:39:41Yeah, you're right.
00:39:44So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:46Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:48Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:50Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:00Well, what favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:02Ew.
00:40:04Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:10Mm-hmm.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:15And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:24Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:27Yes, yes, that's a great idea.
00:40:29You should go do that right now.
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:35It's not that easy.
00:40:37Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:39I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:41Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:46What do you mean?
00:40:48I mean Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:52Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:54She's about to answer a very important question.
00:40:57I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah and tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:04Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:07We can talk later, I promise.
00:41:21The girls go shopping.
00:41:23Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:27Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:41:30I cannot wait to crush your ego.
00:41:32Once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:35Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:39It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:41Like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:47Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:59If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:06Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:42:09I'm gonna go try this on!
00:42:18You ordered the wrong size!
00:42:20Mom, no. I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:39She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:41Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:43So your money's no good here.
00:42:45You know what? You're right.
00:42:48I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:52That's it. You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:42:58I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:43:00Trash?
00:43:02My girlfriend.
00:43:08Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:12See this car?
00:43:14Has no spending limit.
00:43:17My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:19And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:23No way, this is mine!
00:43:25Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:43:27No, not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:29Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:32Okay.
00:43:44What do you think?
00:43:49No.
00:43:51Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:55Of course.
00:44:02You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:05Is it too expensive?
00:44:07No.
00:44:09It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:17Well, aren't you cool?
00:44:28Thank you, Noah.
00:44:30You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:34Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:41Put the dress on my card.
00:44:45Excuse me.
00:44:47I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:51I bet she stole it.
00:44:53I would never.
00:44:55Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:56Fine.
00:44:58Whatever, Mia.
00:45:13See? Told ya.
00:45:21I don't know how that got there.
00:45:23Well, she did.
00:45:24I don't know how that got there.
00:45:26Well, she stole it.
00:45:28And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:33Call the police.
00:45:35Don't call the police.
00:45:37This is all my fault.
00:45:39No, it's not.
00:45:41Yes, it is.
00:45:43I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:46But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:48You can't do this.
00:45:50It's of money.
00:45:51Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:53It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:55And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:58Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:00Please and thank you.
00:46:09Hey.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:14There he is.
00:46:16Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:19Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:21I'll enjoy it while it lasts.
00:46:23Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:46:30Watch your mouth.
00:46:32Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:34Okay, dude.
00:46:36Jules was mine first.
00:46:38I dumped her, okay?
00:46:40It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:46:42Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:46Okay, alright.
00:46:48Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:49Yeah?
00:46:51I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:53By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship
00:46:55and never come back to the summer house.
00:46:57Fine.
00:46:59And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:47:01I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:03I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:10You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:13Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:20Eat shit.
00:47:22Hey.
00:47:24Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:27Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:30Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight
00:47:32unless it's with me.
00:47:42Hey.
00:47:49Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:51Uh, I don't know.
00:47:53Jules.
00:47:55You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:47:57About what?
00:47:59The music in here?
00:48:01Because I think it's...
00:48:03Jules.
00:48:05Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:07For real.
00:48:09No contracts and no money.
00:48:11I mean it.
00:48:13I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:15Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:17Like I care.
00:48:19I'm sorry.
00:48:21We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:23Have fun.
00:48:25Here, put this on.
00:48:27I entered us into a lock dancing company.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:07You think you're hot shit?
00:49:09Well, it's time for you to shit.
00:49:12Everyone in the club get hot and heavy.
00:49:15Tonight is Electric Lounge's
00:49:17lap dance competition.
00:49:22The rules are simple.
00:49:24Each one of these smoke shows
00:49:26will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:29And you get to vote on who is hotter.
00:49:48Come on.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:52Come on.
00:49:54Come back.
00:49:56Come on.
00:49:58Come back.
00:50:00I'm that girl.
00:50:02I got the way to the world.
00:50:04Way to the world.
00:50:06To get the diamonds and pearls.
00:50:08Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:10Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:12Anticipating my comeback?
00:50:14That girl, I got the way to the world.
00:50:15To get the diamonds and pearls.
00:50:17Diamonds and pearls.
00:50:19Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:21Anticipating my comeback?
00:50:32Top that.
00:50:45Top that.
00:51:15Top that.
00:51:25You're the most beautiful girl here.
00:51:27Show them all.
00:51:45The way you cry.
00:51:48The same old mistakes.
00:51:51I loved you when you cried.
00:51:58Yo.
00:52:00Jason.
00:52:02Dude, I need the lady killer special.
00:52:04Now.
00:52:06I got you.
00:52:10Here's a tip.
00:52:11And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:52:17And the winner of the lap dance contest is.
00:52:22Mia.
00:52:29As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair.
00:52:34I can deal with public humiliation.
00:52:36But I can't deal with public recovery.
00:52:42Jules, wait.
00:52:48You look upset.
00:52:51What are you, my therapist?
00:52:53Fuck off.
00:52:55No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:52:59Jules.
00:53:01I have something that can make you feel better.
00:53:07What is that?
00:53:09A good time?
00:53:11Come on, Jules.
00:53:16No, thanks.
00:53:19Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:53:22Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:53:27Better play along.
00:53:38Bottoms up.
00:53:40Cheers.
00:53:44Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:53:47I'm going to go change.
00:53:52Destiny.
00:53:54Have you seen Jules?
00:53:56I saw her running off to the dressing room.
00:53:58Emmett was with her.
00:54:00That little shit.
00:54:02Don't move.
00:54:10What do you think you're doing?
00:54:12Stop denying yourself, Jules.
00:54:15We both know you want this.
00:54:17Be gentle.
00:54:19Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:21Back off.
00:54:23Just relax, baby.
00:54:25And let that eat in.
00:54:27You gave me drugs to kill you.
00:54:28Baby, let that eat in.
00:54:30You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:32Oh, I was going to fuck you anyways.
00:54:35Let go of me.
00:54:37This is just going to take a minute.
00:54:40Emmett, let go and we can pretend like this never happened.
00:54:45Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.
00:54:47Jules?
00:54:49You in there?
00:54:51Noah, help me!
00:54:56Noah, help me!
00:54:59Emmett!
00:55:01Get off of her!
00:55:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:55:06What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:10Emmett, she doesn't want you!
00:55:12What are you doing?
00:55:14She wants me so bad, dude.
00:55:16Even if she won't say so.
00:55:23Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:55:25I'd never be friends with a shit like you.
00:55:29Wait, stop!
00:55:35This asshole isn't worth it.
00:55:53You look like shit.
00:55:56Jules just kicked my ass.
00:55:58All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:56:01Hey!
00:56:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:56:09Mia, stop.
00:56:12This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:56:16Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:56:18Be so fucking for real.
00:56:20Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:56:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:56:26And you know what?
00:56:28He's coming back to the house with me.
00:56:30Tonight.
00:56:32Mia, sit down.
00:56:34Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again, I will leave.
00:56:39Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:56:41Let's go.
00:56:46I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:56:56Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:56:59Ow.
00:57:01You're hurt.
00:57:03Let me help you.
00:57:15I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:57:26I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:57:29I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:57:32Really.
00:57:34I didn't take them.
00:57:36You didn't take the pills?
00:57:42You know, I got something better than E.
00:57:45It's twice as fun.
00:57:47And I've been saving it just for you.
00:57:56What are you trying to give me?
00:58:02Rocky Road.
00:58:05Ow.
00:58:07Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:58:09This is how you repay me?
00:58:11How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:15I'm not an asshole.
00:58:17No, you're the king of assholes.
00:58:21You know, I don't know if I'm the king of assholes.
00:58:24You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:58:35I got to show you something.
00:58:46I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:58:53And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:59:01It worked.
00:59:15I've wanted you all summer.
00:59:18Stop breathing.
00:59:20I need you. Now.
00:59:42What if somebody sees?
00:59:44Everybody's at the club.
00:59:47I'm taking you upstairs.
00:59:49Okay.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:24Hi, this is Alan.
01:00:26It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
01:00:29Um, he was hinting at propose to me soon and we would just love it if you were here for it.
01:00:37Okay, bye.
01:00:50Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:52What are you doing up so early?
01:00:55Thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:57I'm ready for another round.
01:01:00Hey, can you knock?
01:01:01Can you put your boner away?
01:01:04Get up! Get up! Get up, get up, get up!
01:01:07Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
01:01:09It's worse than a fire.
01:01:13Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:01:20You're fucking with me.
01:01:22What's the big deal?
01:01:23Uh, there's the drugs.
01:01:24And the mess.
01:01:25And you.
01:01:26What about me?
01:01:27She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.
01:01:28But, like, in a bad way.
01:01:30Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:34I need to get out of here.
01:01:36I'll hide Jules.
01:01:37I'll distract Mom.
01:01:41Yo, Jason, I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:43Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:45I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
01:01:55Got it.
01:02:05Get your brother.
01:02:07Now.
01:02:09My Baby Boy
01:02:14Boy! Boy!
01:02:15Noah!
01:02:21My baby boy!
01:02:23Mom! Hi! Hey!
01:02:25Mom, I, uh, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.
01:02:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:35Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:45I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:02:47Oh.
01:02:49She just left.
01:02:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:02:57What is that slut doing here?
01:03:05You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:03:07Get out of this house.
01:03:09Mom.
01:03:10Noah, a little help?
01:03:11Uh, Mom, uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:03:19Uh, yes.
01:03:21It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:03:26Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:30Lisa, my second mommy.
01:03:34We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:36Oh, yes, we do.
01:03:40You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:42I have no idea what got into her head.
01:03:44I am so sorry, okay?
01:03:45But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything.
01:03:48Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:03:50Please?
01:04:01My head hurts.
01:04:02Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:05Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:04:07Oh, thanks.
01:04:13She's weird.
01:04:23Water.
01:04:24Water, I need water.
01:04:27Jules.
01:04:29What did you do to my mom?
01:04:31Aspirin.
01:04:32Aspirin?
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:34It's so hot in here.
01:04:37Lisa, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:44Woo!
01:04:45Hey, I have an idea.
01:04:46Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:49I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:52Alright, that's enough.
01:04:53I've got to talk to you.
01:04:54Let's go.
01:04:55Woo!
01:04:56Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:01No way.
01:05:02You gave her those?
01:05:03I didn't give them.
01:05:04She found them.
01:05:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:07Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:05:09She hates you already.
01:05:10What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:05:15Where did she go?
01:05:29Woo!
01:05:31Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:33No way.
01:05:34It feels so good.
01:05:39Oh, wait, no.
01:05:41Help!
01:05:43I'm drowning!
01:05:45Mia, save me!
01:05:47Absolutely not.
01:05:48I'm not going in there.
01:05:51Help!
01:05:53Help!
01:05:58Help!
01:06:13You saved me.
01:06:17Here, I brought you some tea.
01:06:25I was wrong about you.
01:06:27I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:38Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:42I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:44Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:47Can you ever be serious for two seconds?
01:06:50You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:56I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:06:59No feelings.
01:07:01Remember?
01:07:08I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:07:12I'll tear it up right now.
01:07:14I mean it.
01:07:17I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:21When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:26If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:31So it was really always just about the money?
01:07:34Really?
01:07:36When I started our relationship, it was about the money.
01:07:39But now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:56I want to give you the money.
01:07:58Not as your boss.
01:08:00As your boyfriend.
01:08:02Because I want to give you everything.
01:08:06I don't know what to say.
01:08:11Just let me take care of you.
01:08:18And tell me that you love me.
01:08:23I don't think I can say it.
01:08:27Let me take care of you.
01:08:30It's the least you can do.
01:08:33Fine.
01:08:35You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:38And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:41I know you do.
01:08:46Good morning, everyone!
01:08:49Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay!
01:08:52Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:57I was just leaving.
01:08:59You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:01We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:09:06After your little sex video was released,
01:09:10at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:09:14But after you saved me,
01:09:18all I can say is,
01:09:20welcome to the family!
01:09:23Wait.
01:09:25You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:28That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:32I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:37Adios!
01:09:39Bye, Mom.
01:09:44I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:48Good luck with that.
01:09:49Good luck with that.
01:09:51I don't need luck.
01:09:53I have a really big brain.
01:10:01There must be something incriminating in here.
01:10:08What is this?
01:10:17Ew, what died in here?
01:10:19My manhood.
01:10:22Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:24Really?
01:10:28I don't like to read.
01:10:30It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:33They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:38It's cheating.
01:10:40Great, you finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:44I think it's time for you to cheat too.
01:10:50I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:53I know, I know.
01:10:55But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:01What up, lovebirds?
01:11:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:11:07You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:11:12Who are you?
01:11:14I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:18Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.
01:11:21What are you doing here?
01:11:23Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:11:27I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:31The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:35I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:40I'm sorry.
01:11:42I'm sorry.
01:11:44I'm sorry.
01:11:45I'm sorry.
01:11:49I have enough friends, thanks.
01:11:54Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:58I'm a high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:12:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:05The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:12:11And I get bored easy.
01:12:15The interview for Lehman Corp starts now.
01:12:21Interview starts now.
01:12:23Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:27Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:29Hey, how about I show you out to the...
01:12:31That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:43He's a total clown.
01:12:45Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful millionaires in the industry.
01:12:50And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:53But don't you already have enough money?
01:12:55Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:12:58I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:13:03I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:13:07And then our sex tape got released.
01:13:10And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:13:13The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:16Jules, I need this internship.
01:13:18And so do you.
01:13:20Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:27You lied to me.
01:13:29No, I just...
01:13:31I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:33I'm sorry.
01:13:37Everybody!
01:13:39Let's get the party started!
01:13:41Woo!
01:13:49Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:55I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:13:58There's something special about you.
01:14:01You're so beautiful.
01:14:04Thanks.
01:14:06But I'm taken.
01:14:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:14:09Noah.
01:14:11Tell me.
01:14:13Who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:15That'd be me.
01:14:18You're a lucky man.
01:14:20I know.
01:14:24How long is he here?
01:14:27I'll protect you.
01:14:29Look at here.
01:14:31The happy little couple.
01:14:33From homemates to soulmates.
01:14:40Emmett, Noah and I are talking.
01:14:43Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:46Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:50Yeah, he's finally gonna win our bet.
01:14:52What bet?
01:14:56What bet?
01:14:58I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:15:02I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:15:04That's not true.
01:15:06Yeah, it is.
01:15:07Yeah, it is.
01:15:09I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:13You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:19I don't want to hear it.
01:15:21Yeah.
01:15:23It'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:26Hmm?
01:15:28I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:31I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:33I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:37Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:43Chicks, dude.
01:15:45Kick your fucking ass.
01:15:47I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.
01:15:50I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:54You're pathetic.
01:15:56B.
01:15:58Whatever, dude.
01:16:02What were you thinking?
01:16:04That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:07I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:12You're a sexy girl.
01:16:14We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:16I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:18Then make time.
01:16:20There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:22The boys are toys.
01:16:25And I want to play with you.
01:16:27I don't want to be played with.
01:16:29If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:33The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:36Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:40What do I have to do?
01:16:43Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:50In your dreams, perv.
01:16:56Mia.
01:16:58You know where Jules is?
01:17:00You're still caught up on that skank?
01:17:02Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:17:05Mia.
01:17:07A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:17:09Get it through your head.
01:17:11I want to be with Jules.
01:17:13Why do you like her so much?
01:17:15I don't like her.
01:17:18I love her.
01:17:22You know, I feel sorry for you.
01:17:25For falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:27You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:29Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:17:31Found your girlfriend.
01:17:35Yeah.
01:17:45If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah this job?
01:17:48Yes.
01:17:50And it's the only way you'd get in.
01:17:52We only interviewed him as a fag to his mom.
01:17:55My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:17:58Wait.
01:18:00Now I know where I recognize you.
01:18:02Damn, you were great.
01:18:05Yes.
01:18:07It's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:18:16Wait, it hurts again?
01:18:24Get off of her.
01:18:29Get off of her.
01:18:32Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:33If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:36You wouldn't dare.
01:18:39You little shit.
01:18:41You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there,
01:18:45because I would rather fuck literal cheese grater
01:18:47than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:18:50You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:52You want to mess with me?
01:18:54You want to mess with me?
01:18:56Yeah, why don't you sue me, and we'll let all the papers know
01:18:58that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around.
01:19:00You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:19:01Please, don't tell my wife.
01:19:03Get out of my face, old man.
01:19:15How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:19How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:21It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:23Don't lie to me.
01:19:25I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:32I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:34You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:36You were getting money out of the deal,
01:19:38so why does it matter?
01:19:41That he's a good kisser, and you want him right now.
01:19:44Tell him you love him.
01:19:46It matters because it makes it clear
01:19:48that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:58You're fired.
01:19:59Get out of my house.
01:20:14You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:20You never belonged with us,
01:20:22and now it's your turn to go.
01:20:26I played you.
01:20:27I played you, and I won.
01:20:30This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:33Oh, honey.
01:20:35This has everything to do with me.
01:20:41I planted the camera in your room,
01:20:45and then I got the sex tape of you and Noah,
01:20:49and then I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:52You thought you were better than me,
01:20:55but I always win.
01:20:58All I fucking do is win.
01:21:07A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:22Mom.
01:21:24I saved the house.
01:21:27It's too late.
01:21:34Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:37Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:41It's what happens when you lose sight of your goal.
01:21:44You everything.
01:21:46Oh, God.
01:21:52Can I help you?
01:21:54What are you doing in that unit?
01:21:57My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:22:01I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:22:05You need anything?
01:22:16I'm sorry.
01:22:18I'm sorry.
01:22:20I have a big tip for you.
01:22:23Seriously?
01:22:26Smile more.
01:22:35This money feels dirty.
01:22:37I never want to see this check again.
01:22:50Miss me?
01:22:56Miss me?
01:23:05Get lost.
01:23:07I deserve that.
01:23:11Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:23:14And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:19Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:22Yeah.
01:23:23This morning I bought it.
01:23:26You bought my house from under us?
01:23:28Look at the name on the title.
01:23:32Oh, my God.
01:23:34You put it under my name.
01:23:36It's yours, Jules.
01:23:38It's all yours.
01:23:40But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:45Another condition?
01:23:47What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:50Sleep with your boss?
01:23:51Drug your mom?
01:23:52No.
01:23:55But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:24:04At 8 p.m.
01:24:06And I want you to wear this.
01:24:17What are you doing here?
01:24:19Noah told me to come.
01:24:21Really?
01:24:23Oh, how pathetic.
01:24:25Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:24:30He's proposing to you?
01:24:32When did you two get back together?
01:24:34Well, it's not official yet.
01:24:36But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:40And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:42I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:46Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:51Mia.
01:24:52Jules.
01:24:53I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:24:55Why did you invite me here?
01:24:57To watch you propose to Mia?
01:24:59Propose?
01:25:01Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:03Oh, please.
01:25:04The big question.
01:25:06Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:08What is it?
01:25:09The big question.
01:25:11Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:14Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:20How did you know about that?
01:25:22Well, because it was a huge mistake.
01:25:24And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you were in Jules' fight.
01:25:27You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:31Okay.
01:25:33Fine.
01:25:34Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:25:37But I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:41What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:43Actually, that's my job.
01:25:45Oh, hi.
01:25:46Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:48What?
01:25:49You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:25:51These are not what they're for.
01:25:52Call my dad!
01:25:54Daddy!
01:25:55Bye, Mia.
01:25:58If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:26:03That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:04That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:09Everybody!
01:26:12What is he doing?
01:26:17I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.
01:26:24And here are my secrets.
01:26:27I scream when I see spiders.
01:26:30I do.
01:26:32And I crash my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:26:39And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:41Noah, what are you doing? You look like a crazy person.
01:26:44And I have one more secret.
01:26:48Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:55And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:57Right here in front of everybody.
01:26:58I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:29I love you.
01:27:31I love you.
01:27:32I love you.
01:27:57Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:59I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:28:03Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:14Of course I do.
01:28:16Now, let's party.
01:28:29Let's party.
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