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00:00It's not that hard to get duped.
00:02Like I-
00:02How many people did NFTs just like last year?
00:05Chill, bro.
00:07I have my Tommy Smokes collection, Bob,
00:11and it is appreciating in value tenfold.
00:16All right, it's the Rundown, December 5th, 2024.
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01:14Another way to make money is investing
01:17in coins potentially here.
01:18And a lot of people are big mad
01:21because hawk to a girl, watch the meme.
01:24Okay, I have to, this is like a Mad Libs right now.
01:26So just bear with me.
01:27Right, I was going to say.
01:28I'm going to go the exact headline
01:30that our guy John Rich used,
01:31because it's hilarious just reading out loud.
01:33The hawk to a girl launched a meme coin.
01:35Everybody lost their money
01:37and people want her thrown in jail.
01:39So as the man who once launched
01:43the Barstool Finance vertical
01:44before it was quickly killed by Dave Portnoy,
01:46we're going to send this one along to the Nate Dogg.
01:49Nate Dogg, your take on the hawk to a girl meme coin
01:51and the crash that ensued afterwards.
01:54First things first.
01:55Let's do a little Barstool history.
01:57So in like 20, I don't know, 16, 17, somewhere in there,
02:02some guy, I started getting interested
02:04in like investing in finance.
02:05Some guy reached out to me and was like,
02:07I've been writing a finance blog,
02:09like as if it's like a Barstool blog.
02:11And it was really good.
02:12And it was like really smart.
02:13So I was like, and that's back in the day
02:15when we ran our own cities
02:16and we could do whatever we wanted.
02:18So I was like, you're on board.
02:19You're now a writer on Barstool DMV.
02:21And he wrote like two like really awesome,
02:23like finance blogs.
02:24Turns out we were breaking all sorts of walls.
02:26Just every law in the book was being broken.
02:31And we did put like a little,
02:33we didn't even have like lawyers back then, you know,
02:35it was just like Dave, that was it.
02:38And so-
02:39We would throw gas in a suit
02:40like Ben Affleck and Goodwill hunting.
02:42He would be trying to get a retainer.
02:44This is when they weren't allowed to open mail
02:46at the Milton office because Dave is like,
02:48it's probably a lawsuit.
02:49So if we don't open it, we can't get in trouble.
02:52Yeah.
02:53So Barstool finance got squashed real quick.
02:58It was a half breaking the law.
02:59Half Dave was like,
03:00nobody wants to read finance on Barstool.
03:02You know, flash forward.
03:04I'm just always ahead of my time.
03:05That's neither here nor there.
03:08So yeah, meme coins are basically
03:10get rich quick pump and dump scams.
03:13I would recommend not ever buying a single meme coin.
03:17You will 99.9% of the time lose all your money,
03:20especially if they're celebrity meme coins.
03:22We saw big titty walking girl did this like two weeks ago.
03:26She made up a story that her family
03:29was being held hostage at gunpoint
03:32to try to get people to leave her alone.
03:34Jeff Nadeau is all over this, by the way.
03:36No, what's her name?
03:42Whatever her name is-
03:42I'm sorry.
03:44She made up a pump and dump, like a fake crypto scam.
03:48I think it's Taylor-
03:49Someone was holding her family at gunpoint,
03:54making her do this?
03:55She spiraled because everybody was like,
03:57you're going to jail, you're going to jail,
03:58you're going to jail.
03:59So she made up a story that like, it wasn't her,
04:01which I don't believe, like,
04:03I think people like her and people like Hawktua,
04:06and we can talk about Hawktuas,
04:07they just get taken advantage of.
04:09Some crypto scammer guys shows them that they can make,
04:13it's six figs to seven figs in like an hour
04:16by just slapping their name on a fake meme coin.
04:20And what happens is they held,
04:21the Hawktua camp held 97% of the coin.
04:24So only 3% were able to buy.
04:26So they sell all theirs and people keep buying them
04:29for like a higher amount.
04:30So they get super rich really quick,
04:32but the coins aren't worth anything.
04:34It's just pump and dump.
04:35So-
04:36But who are those people that are buying them?
04:37I've never met anyone in my entire life
04:39that's bought a celebrity meme coin.
04:41Unfortunately, it's kind of just like sad people, I assume.
04:46I don't really know.
04:47I just assume it's like sad people.
04:50Like incels that are like,
04:51ooh, a pretty girl is selling me something.
04:54Yeah, like I assume so, yeah.
04:57Like it's people who get, people who,
04:59scamming is as old as prostitution.
05:01I just can't believe how many people get scammed
05:04in such a short amount of time
05:06where it's like they can make a million dollars in a night.
05:08Thousands of people are like,
05:10I gotta get the Hawktua coin.
05:11But when you think about it,
05:12scamming has been a thing
05:13as long as the internet's been a thing.
05:14It used to be Nigerian princes,
05:17and then it went to like Craigslist.
05:19People have been selling oregano, calling it weed.
05:21I got scammed by the police people
05:23that are like, you want to donate to the police?
05:26They did the HBO documentary about them.
05:28Shout out my guy, Patrick Pespis, Patrick J. Pespis.
05:33That guy ruled.
05:34That was an underrated doc, Bob.
05:35Dude, like look at that, like Theranos, Elizabeth Holmes.
05:40She was able to scam like the smartest,
05:43richest people in the world.
05:44Scamming, if you're good at it, isn't that hard.
05:47And when you can get in Hawktua's ear, God bless her.
05:50She seems like a lovely, lovely lady,
05:53but I think she's eating up whatever they're telling her.
05:56So she scams all her fans out of all their money.
06:01You can go to jail for it.
06:02It's like that gray, is it regulated?
06:04Is it unregulated by the SEC type of thing?
06:09Did you listen to the Twitter Spaces thing
06:11of CoffeeZilla going at the guy she paired with?
06:14Yeah, so CoffeeZilla is like an OG in the space.
06:17He's the investigator I know of all the crypto, the Bitcoin.
06:20He set Dylan Danis up once upon a time
06:23and he really went at them.
06:25He was like, this is a disgusting launch.
06:27It's horrible.
06:28And the guy who actually sounded a lot like Buddha Ben,
06:31the guy who she paired with just kept being like,
06:34just take a chill pill, man.
06:35Just take a chill pill.
06:36He said it's all above board.
06:38That's what he said.
06:39It's all above board.
06:40Kept using these terms, CoffeeZilla's like,
06:42who's making the money?
06:43He sounded like Batman being like, where's Rachel?
06:46This guy's fucking basically just kept hearing
06:48take a chill pill, man.
06:49Take a chill pill.
06:50But it did sound like, yes,
06:53Hawk Tua had no idea what was going on.
06:55She was letting this guy talk for the whole operation.
06:57And he was like, it's a foundation.
06:59None of us make the money.
07:00It's a foundation.
07:01Nobody knows what that means.
07:02It's a foundation.
07:03I think they obviously took advantage
07:05of the Hawk Tua girl, ran the scam,
07:07and unfortunately took advantage
07:09of all these idiots that bought in.
07:10Can I say something in Hawk Tua's defense?
07:13She's always so on brand.
07:14Her space was called the Hawk Truth.
07:18Nothing's serious with her.
07:19Like, it's just, everything's about
07:21her little Hawk Tua branding, which cracked me up.
07:25She definitely got taken advantage of.
07:28I don't know.
07:29You can't even be mad at her.
07:31Also, as Bob, as you said,
07:33if you're investing in Hawk coin,
07:36take a long look in the mirror.
07:37It's just, what are you doing?
07:40Yeah.
07:41You think it's gonna be the next AMC?
07:42Like, what?
07:43I mean, this is, I mean, I think we all like Hawk Tua.
07:47Hawk Tua has like a weird Mets tie
07:49because she threw out the first pitch
07:50and we went on another winning streak with her.
07:53It's like, this is probably the beginning
07:55of the either you die the hero
07:57or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
07:59Like, it's not her fault, but it's also like,
08:02you probably, like, she knows enough to be like,
08:04I'm probably getting crypto coins.
08:06If someone came to me for a crypto coin,
08:07I'd be like, no, because this is gonna end badly for me.
08:10Even if I become rich, people are gonna somehow hate me
08:12because that's how these things always end,
08:14like Nate said, with the betting girl
08:16and now Hawk Tua girl.
08:17But this is another thing.
08:18Nate, you've talked about this
08:19and I co-signed this take a million percent.
08:22Like, when we're growing up in school,
08:24instead of like the 8 million stupid ass classes we have,
08:27and I'm talking like starting at middle school,
08:29should be like basic finance stuff
08:31where it's like, this is how you invest.
08:32This is how you like, you know, get a bank account.
08:35And just like little things like that,
08:36instead of like, here's the day where we bought socks,
08:39we all bought Playboy or whatever,
08:40like the, you know, Nike and shit like that.
08:43And that was like our one, you know,
08:45brief look into like investment and finance
08:47and the economy and all that shit.
08:49Like, I don't think you have to teach,
08:51like don't buy something from a girl who went viral
08:54because she talked about spitting on dicks during blowjob,
08:57but it seems like we are at that point, but-
08:59Not to go Dante the Don on you,
09:01but there's a reason that they don't teach you
09:03financial literacy in school
09:05because, you know, they don't want you to know.
09:08They don't want you to know.
09:10They want the rich to stay rich and the poor to stay poor.
09:12Who is they in this?
09:14Big Gov.
09:15Big Gov, got it.
09:17Big Econ, Big Finance, Big Fin?
09:19Yeah, they want you working the nine to five.
09:21They, hey, the rich-
09:23I did have a personal finance class
09:24my freshman year of high school.
09:26So maybe the next generation are gonna, I mean, I did, yeah.
09:29It was just one day of class or an entire semester of class?
09:33Half the year.
09:34Oh, okay.
09:35It was half personal finance, half something else,
09:37but it was kind of related.
09:39And I unfortunately cheated in the whole class.
09:41It was one of the only classes where I was just copying
09:44every single thing that I ever did.
09:46And we did do that stock game,
09:49like throughout the whole thing.
09:50It was like, you get the amount of money.
09:52And I just gave my uncle who works in the stock market
09:55the password.
09:56And I think I like broke the state record.
09:58And they were like, what's going on?
10:00How do you know these Korean companies
10:01to invest in and this, that?
10:03And I was like, I invested in WWE too.
10:06It was me too.
10:08It was me all along.
10:10One of the side stories from last night
10:14was at the exact time Hawk Tua was rug pulling everybody
10:18and scamming everybody.
10:19Ashton Gentee, the running back, who's up for the Heisman,
10:23he put out a tweet like, new coin coming out soon.
10:27And everybody was like, no!
10:32That tweet was up for like 15 minutes
10:34and then he deleted it.
10:35Maybe he saw the thousands of replies
10:40that were like, don't do this fam,
10:41don't do this, don't do this, don't do this.
10:43And maybe he thought better of it.
10:45But dude, when you're like that mid tier celebrity,
10:49whatever you wanna call it,
10:50like Hawk Tua, like Big Titty Girl, like Ashton Gentee,
10:54it takes one person to sit down with you
10:57and be like, hey, and lie to you, obviously,
11:00and just tell you how legal it is
11:01and how much money you can make.
11:03It's such a great opportunity
11:04for you to connect with your fans.
11:06They tell you all that bullshit.
11:08And if you just don't know and you're trusting
11:10and you see the money on the paper that you can make,
11:13it's not that hard to get duped.
11:15Like I-
11:16How many people did NFTs just like last year?
11:19Chill, bro.
11:22I have my Tommy Smokes collection, Bob,
11:24and it is appreciating in value tenfold right now.
11:27They're very rare, Bob.
11:28I'm talking like the girl there,
11:30the guy that Hawk Tua paired with,
11:33his profile picture is still one of the ape guys.
11:36Hey, apes are on their way back up.
11:37As soon as I saw that, I was like,
11:39you can't trust this guy.
11:41So like crypto and NFTs and poker have a lot of overlap.
11:45And when apes were at their all time high,
11:48maybe it was two World Series of Pokers ago,
11:51these people were such an occult out there
11:54wearing their like ape club, like hoodies and hats.
11:56Did you have an ape?
11:58They wouldn't, no.
11:59They wouldn't talk to you
12:00if you weren't part of their little clique.
12:02Like it was, it was like kind of scary.
12:04Like, oh, those are the ape club people.
12:06Like we don't talk to them.
12:07We call them the planet of the apes, eh?
12:09I bought some NFTs that are now worth nothing.
12:12I will say I made a profit on Top Shot, NBA Top Shot.
12:16I bought-
12:17Oh yeah, I forgot that was a thing.
12:18I bought like a super expensive pack.
12:21Maybe, I don't know.
12:21It was like $200 for a pack.
12:23And I got like a one out of 30 Steph Curry.
12:26And I immediately sold it for like $1,100.
12:29Wow.
12:30Now I think my money is still in the Top Shot.
12:32Yeah.
12:34I think Spider was good at that.
12:35I think Spider was pretty good at-
12:36Spider was dealing and dealing as well.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Yeah.
12:40So, but the main story from last night is not Hawk Tua.
12:43Bitcoin surpassed 100K.
12:46Round of applause for all us believers from the early days.
12:49Lot of funny clips.
12:50Not that I posted any receipts on my Twitter
12:53all night last night,
12:54but a lot of funny tweets of people saying that 9K,
12:57I was too late in the sale.
12:59The clips of Light Switch Lou, RIP.
13:01And he's still alive, but whatever.
13:03Very funny.
13:04Light Switch Lou was correct the whole time.
13:07A lot of us who got in early
13:09are feeling very good about ourselves today.
13:11You guys were right.
13:12It doesn't change the fact
13:13that I'm sick of hearing about Bitcoin.
13:14Like my gas tank is empty.
13:16I talked enough about the crypto with Hawk Tua.
13:19I'm tired of hearing about Bitcoin.
13:20Hey, it was just a little side note.
13:22Bitcoin surpassed 100K last night.
13:23It was a big deal.
13:25Congratulations.
13:25So where are you in the company right now, Nate Dogg?
13:27Let's see.
13:28I mean, Dave, we have-
13:29Well, now the Dave Clips go around on crypto.
13:35Oh, that's tough.
13:36Nonstop.
13:37Because Dave bought and sold
13:40at the wrong times every single time.
13:42Nobody's ever bought at the top and sold,
13:44or yeah, bought at the top and sold at the lowest
13:46more times than Dave.
13:49The Winklevoss clip is going around now
13:50when they were trying to explain to him
13:52how to mine asteroids for precious gems and diamonds.
13:55Yeah, and if he mines all the gold
13:57in the asteroids above Earth,
13:59then all of a sudden gold is going to-
14:00Is that like a real statement?
14:01Yeah, I think he will.
14:03In like the next-
14:04So all of a sudden-
14:05Wait, what?
14:06He's going to mine all the gold in the asteroids?
14:08So there's billions of dollars of gold floating
14:10on asteroids around this planet.
14:12And Elon's going to get up there and start mining gold.
14:14And then it's going to-
14:15Frank, you hear this?
14:16Fall from the sky.
14:17What are we talking about?
14:18It's going to be as plentiful as sand.
14:20I don't know if you're serious.
14:22No, we're dead serious.
14:23That's why gold is a problem
14:24because the supply isn't fixed like Bitcoin.
14:27But when people say gold or Bitcoin, that's it.
14:31After sitting with them for half an hour,
14:32do you have any idea what Bitcoin is?
14:35I literally have no idea what Bitcoin is.
14:37Do you?
14:38No.
14:41I mean, the things they were saying,
14:42at times I thought were jokes.
14:44And they're like, no, we're dead serious.
14:45We're kind of like, Elon Musk is going to space
14:47and he's going to mine gold in space
14:49and it's going to rain down like sand on Earth.
14:52Dave bought $2 million worth at 11,000, I want to say.
14:59So that would have 10 X by now.
15:00So that 2 million would now be worth 20 mil,
15:03but he sold it all.
15:04Like he got scared.
15:06He sold it all.
15:07I don't know.
15:08He still has Bitcoin,
15:09but he always tweets how sad he is about it
15:11because he kept having a ton of it
15:13and kept selling a ton of it instead of-
15:15Shout out Bitcoin Marty.
15:16Didn't he lose the USB at one point
15:18that all his Bitcoin was on?
15:20Bitcoin Marty like made him put all of his Bitcoin
15:23on like a USB and he lost it, I think.
15:26Bitcoin Marty, one of the top five pillars of the company
15:30per MLB network.
15:35Nick, can we throw that graphic in there?
15:36It's all time.
15:37And it's like KFC, Big Cat, Dave, Bitcoin Marty.
15:41And then Marshall Beard, Beardo.
15:44He's like the CEO of the Winklevoss's Crypto Company.
15:49Really?
15:50CEO, not CEO.
15:51That's a name I haven't heard in a while.
15:53He was our-
15:54Shout out Beardo.
15:55Yeah, he worked for like Light Switch.
15:56I think I met him once or twice.
15:57A little bit.
15:58And then he became the CEO of Gemini,
16:01the Winklevoss's Crypto Company.
16:03So I think he's like a zillionaire.
16:05Wow, good for him.
16:06Yeah, that all came last night.
16:07I didn't need it, yeah.
16:09So yeah, a fun night of crypto.
16:11Not too late to buy, Bob.
16:14Very happy I went to bed early last night
16:16if it was a night full of crypto
16:17because I've been on Twitter way too much.
16:18I've been able to wean myself off Twitter over the last year,
16:22but the Juan Soto is here.
16:24Is he not going to sign?
16:25I've had to just like a crack addict on my phone.
16:28I think I would have just went to bed on my own
16:29if I had been up for the crypto night,
16:31so I'm happy I missed that.
16:32But at this point, Bitcoin could be $200K by tonight,
16:34and then I'll have it again.
16:35So we'll see how that goes.
16:37I will say, like, Bob, you're like,
16:39I'm tired of hearing about it.
16:40I think it's basically like gold at this point.
16:42It'll just always be a part of your life.
16:44Like, you'll never be able to go
16:46without hearing about Bitcoin.
16:48It's like a real thing now, that's what I mean.
16:50It's not like-
16:51Well, I hope we get, like, the black mirror technology
16:53where I could mute topics in real life.
16:56Guess what?
16:56It'll crash.
16:57It'll go up to, like, a lot more,
16:58and then it'll crash down to, like, very little,
17:01and you can dance on me, so that's how it works.
17:03I want anytime someone talks about Bitcoin
17:06for it to sound like the adults talking in Charlie Brown.
17:09Yes.
17:13Moving on to scams,
17:14we are gonna go into the insurance business now.
17:17A real-life hitman murdered the UnitedHealthcare CEO
17:20in the middle of a Manhattan sidewalk.
17:23That was Wednesday morning.
17:25I mean, just one of those things that's, like, was,
17:27I saw the story when it first posted.
17:29I think I got, like, an alert,
17:30and then you just see that video
17:31just living all over the timelines,
17:33and I'm like, no, like, Reddit, Twitter,
17:36fucking Instagram might have it, KFCs,
17:39talking over, you know, someone getting shot.
17:40A wild video, obviously, a crazy story,
17:44and then, like, I'm trying to walk the line here.
17:47Yeah.
17:48Because I think we've all seen that graphic a million times.
17:50So, Paul, I don't even know if the graphic
17:51is 100% accurate,
17:53but it's, like, amount of denied claims
17:55by health insurance companies,
17:57and UnitedHealthcare is by far the leader in that.
18:00It's, like, 33% of their claims get denied,
18:02and you're, like, and has anyone who has ever got,
18:04if anyone has ever gone through, like,
18:05fighting with their insurance company,
18:07health, home, car, life, any kind of,
18:10it's infuriating, because you pay them your money,
18:13your whole life, to then, basically,
18:15they try to weasel out of it
18:16every time you didn't make a claim.
18:18I'm not saying this person was right,
18:20because you can't kill someone,
18:21but, like, there is a groundswell on the internet
18:24of people feeling that.
18:25Can you see that?
18:26Yes.
18:27Dude, the internet is, like, anti-murder him.
18:29People are celebrating this.
18:31Yeah, pro-murder for him.
18:32Like, they are so happy that he,
18:36like, what you're saying, it's like a tightrope,
18:39because he's, like, a husband, and a human,
18:41and, you know, a father, and all that stuff.
18:43People are celebrating it like it's, like, Ben Laden.
18:47Like, they're dancing in the streets.
18:48They're making memes.
18:50They made one where the gun, when he shoots him,
18:52it goes, we bring the boom.
18:54Oh, Jesus, they're making memes on the murder video?
18:57Oh, yeah.
18:58Did you see, I don't know if this is true,
19:02it's just, like, police sources told ABC News
19:05that the shooter wrote,
19:06deny, defend, and depose on the shell casings
19:10left at the scene.
19:11The words echo in the name of a book
19:12about how insurers won't pay claims.
19:16So that makes me think it's, like,
19:17a boondock saint situation,
19:19where maybe, like, you know, people are now saying,
19:22like, hey, Blue Cross Blue Shield, you're next.
19:24Like, people are-
19:25And they just announced some shit today
19:26where they were, like, hey, we're denying this,
19:28and people were, like, hey, read the room.
19:30Not the time to be denying things right now,
19:33Blue Cross Blue Shield.
19:34The laughing gas.
19:35What's it called?
19:36Anesthesia. Oh, anesthesia.
19:37Anesthesia, yeah.
19:37For a certain length of surgeries,
19:39they said they're not gonna go for anesthesia,
19:41and it's kind of like the Ashton Jenty,
19:43where it's like, yo, delete that policy.
19:45Not today, all right?
19:47Like, just give it a week and put that tweet back out,
19:49and maybe it'll be all forgotten.
19:51But yeah, the shell casing writings,
19:55the fact that in the video he's fucking,
19:57it's jamming because he's got a suppressor on,
19:59and he's fucking fixing it every time like a hitman,
20:02it's chilling.
20:03I don't like videos like that.
20:04You couldn't avoid this one.
20:05I don't like watching videos of people dying,
20:07but this is like, it feels like something out of a movie.
20:10And the adolescent child in me
20:15kind of wants Batman to be real.
20:17Like, this is one of those things where it's like,
20:18listen, I know the guy was bad,
20:20but you can't let people murder people.
20:23I kind of wish that a vigilante could drop down
20:26and fucking this guy's hanging from, you know,
20:28a rope in front of the mayor's office tomorrow.
20:30No.
20:31Some people would say,
20:32shouldn't Batman be fighting the people
20:34who run the insurance companies?
20:35True, true.
20:36But like, we can't let this crazy hitman
20:39just be on the loose, right?
20:40Yeah, this guy could be a millionaire, a billionaire.
20:42He could be Batman.
20:43Yeah, I'm not defending the guy that got killed,
20:46but it's just like,
20:47we can't have people killing people
20:49broad daylight in the city.
20:51That's to be at night.
20:53But they're the guys, right?
20:54On that point-
20:55At least do me the courtesy of doing it at night.
20:56Bro went to Starbucks to get a latte,
20:59went to the corner, killed the guy,
21:01hopped on a city bike and went to Central Park.
21:03He's still out there and not one single New Yorker
21:07stayed home from work today.
21:09Like nobody avoided anything.
21:11It's just business as usual.
21:12Something's, isn't something weird about that?
21:15That like this guy, he's on video camera
21:18in Starbucks on the street.
21:19They know he took a city bike.
21:20They know where he took the city bike.
21:22It's all monitored.
21:23And he hasn't-
21:24I heard it wasn't a city bike.
21:25What?
21:26I heard they thought it was a city bike,
21:27but it's not a city bike.
21:28And people are saying the Starbucks trip
21:30could be his downfall because he left some DNA.
21:34But what if it's all like this bigger scheme
21:37that we can't, like no good hit man
21:39would just like sip a latte in Starbucks.
21:41You would think, yeah.
21:42You know, in Breaking Bad,
21:44where they have that guy who's like a jail lifer.
21:47And whenever they need someone to take the fall,
21:49they just throw the jail lifer on the bench.
21:51Maybe, I think there's something like this going on there.
21:54Like I'm just- Interesting.
21:55I think there's some, there's stuff going on.
21:58I saw Kelly Higgs said this guy's hot.
22:01I put the whole other twist.
22:02That's a whole other thing, girl.
22:04People are saying he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal.
22:05Like girls love serial killers and all that stuff.
22:09And they always like,
22:10they got obsessed with the Zac Efron, like documented.
22:14Yeah, like they, girls love when killers are hot.
22:18It's pretty bizarre.
22:22Crazy story though.
22:23Yeah, and I saw someone say like,
22:25if this guy does go to trial,
22:27like depending on who they get on that jury,
22:30it's like people who have been fucking
22:31fucked by insurance companies.
22:33All it takes is one, right?
22:34For a hung jury.
22:35You can't leave the jury, can't let this guy off.
22:37So there's a video of him being like,
22:39I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, it's crazy.
22:43Could have been anybody.
22:44To quote another like Batman,
22:45I think there's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne.
22:46Like start fucking giving people their, you know,
22:50money or like figure it the fuck out.
22:51Or they said like, all this is gonna do
22:54is result in the CEOs getting better security.
22:56And then it comes to us as a convenience charge
22:59when we have insurance every month.
23:00Like that's all it's gonna,
23:01there's not gonna be, you know,
23:02wide range change of insurance
23:04and all that kind of stuff.
23:05It's just gonna be, they're gonna get more security.
23:07Yeah, it's kind of sad though, right?
23:09Like we clearly know the system's all fucked up
23:12and screws everybody over and nothing's gonna change.
23:16Like it's just next seat, the stock went up
23:19and it's just next seat, next man up.
23:21It's like someone tears their ACL on the field,
23:24the backup comes in.
23:25It just, you just keep it moving, it's sad.
23:28And then the guy misses a sponsored company event.
23:30Everyone yells at him and six months later
23:33does the same thing.
23:34Hypothetically speaking, of course, hypothetically speaking.
23:37I could talk about Mince's outfit last night
23:40until the cows come home.
23:41We have that coming up.
23:42We have a contestant from Surviving Barcelona
23:44so that'll be good to do.
23:46We're gonna move on to the second half of the rundown
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24:32So it's an absolute friend of the program,
24:34friend of ours, so we love them very much.
24:36A friend of the program who did not get love,
24:39Sister Jean just got left hanging by,
24:43I don't know if it was the whole team,
24:44but it was like the starting five at the very least.
24:46There was a group of guys and Sister Jean at this point is,
24:49I mean, she's the mascot of the team,
24:51but she was the mascot of college basketball for a while.
24:54And now Loyola just decided to leave her hanging.
24:57Nate, thoughts on Sister Jean?
24:59She's getting left out to dry.
25:00Sister Jean took them to the final four.
25:03Also, it's not like they were down in the dumps.
25:07They beat Eastern Michigan by 22 points.
25:11I didn't know that.
25:12Sister, it's not like they were like down, you know,
25:14like, oh, shucks, we lost the game.
25:16They should have been whooping it up.
25:18Sister Jean should have had her scarf going around her head
25:20like a helicopter.
25:21And they just, I mean, they spit on Sister Jean's grave.
25:25They should have been throwing her chair up
25:27like the Jewish wedding thing.
25:29Like at a Jewish wedding, like da, da, da, da, da, da.
25:32It wouldn't have made sense to the Catholic,
25:34but the sentiment's the same.
25:36Exactly.
25:37I think the college needs to like
25:40raise Sister Jean to half mass
25:42and they need to show a little more respect for her.
25:44Yeah, that was sad.
25:46It's like sad to watch anyone
25:48leave an old person hanging for anything.
25:51Sister Jean, the effort it took
25:53for her to raise her hand for that fist bump,
25:56that was all day for her.
25:57Like she was probably in bed all day after that.
26:00Show some respect, fist bump Sister Jean.
26:03After she raised her hand,
26:05she was like, I need a nap, get me out of here.
26:08She probably in a slink today.
26:10At this point too, I don't want to get like grim with it,
26:13but you have to treat every game
26:14like it could be Sister Jean's last game.
26:15Let's call a spade a spade here.
26:17Like Karnasekka just went.
26:18I couldn't believe Luke Karnasekka
26:20was still alive all those years
26:21and he just went, God rest his soul.
26:22And it's like Sister Jean,
26:23she wants a fist bump or anything like that.
26:25It's the least you could do.
26:26I am personally betting, I looked it up,
26:29they're playing South Florida on December 7th.
26:32I am riding with South Florida hard on that game.
26:34Oh, I like that.
26:35Who's Sister Jean's number one fan?
26:37The big fella upstairs.
26:39And he's not going to like seeing what his, you know,
26:42his kids are doing to his, you know, beloved Sister Jean.
26:46So I do not like Loyola.
26:48I mean, I don't know,
26:49they're second to 810, right, according to Google.
26:51So.
26:52Yeah, they're 7-0.
26:54Jesus Christ.
26:55Well, 7-1 after Saturday.
26:56That's my prediction.
26:57The Sister Jean curse.
26:58The Sister Jean, yeah, the Sister Jean curse.
27:00If you can curse a team for,
27:02what did that guy have to eat shit with Florida State?
27:04He didn't eat shit, right?
27:06You could definitely get cursed
27:06for leaving like a Saint slash mascot slash
27:09whatever you want to call Sister Jean hanging
27:11after a win, no less.
27:12Nate, I can't believe that was after a win.
27:14She turned 105 on August 21st.
27:18She's 105?
27:19105?
27:20I was going to guess 101 max.
27:22I know we joke about her being like,
27:24we literally make like, oh, she's like 105 years old.
27:27But like, I didn't know that was the real number.
27:28Is there a possibility it was a weekend
27:30at Bernie's situation and that wasn't actually,
27:33like she had a marriage.
27:34There's someone in the rafters, like a marriage.
27:35Yeah.
27:36Is there a possibility?
27:39Maybe.
27:39105 is crazy.
27:41Like they have to keep her around.
27:43I mean, still at basketball games too,
27:44like Jimmy Carter, like all due respect
27:47to the former president,
27:48that guy can't be at a basketball game.
27:50No.
27:51And she's by herself too.
27:53I don't know if she's wheeling everywhere
27:54or you know, I don't know if she has like a remote control
27:56but it can't just wild.
27:58But like you said, her shoulder,
27:59she can't lift her shoulder now for like three days.
28:01She ain't wheeling.
28:02She don't throw the fucking fingerless gloves on
28:04and wheel or sit, no.
28:07And then kind of going to a whole other set
28:10of athletic competitions here.
28:11Wrap up with surviving bar stool.
28:14I just have to say, it's so much fun to watch this show
28:19because it truly is.
28:20I mean, I don't, hasn't been on the website in years
28:23but the old motto was for the common man by the common man.
28:26And this is for the common reality show
28:28watcher by the, not even that.
28:31Because just watching where it's like,
28:32I don't know what an idol is
28:33or I just want to play this game the right way.
28:35I'm too nice.
28:37That's not how you win reality shows.
28:38And that has been hammered into our heads
28:40the first two days.
28:41We're not going to spoil anything obviously,
28:43but Bob Fox, you were there.
28:44You saw how the first two episodes went down live.
28:48Give us just kind of your take
28:49on how everything has gone there in Chicago.
28:52Yeah, so the first two episodes were the first day
28:56of surviving bar stool.
28:57So there has been, what is it?
29:00Four eliminations thus far in the competition.
29:04That was day one.
29:05So like losing a good chunk like that,
29:08everyone was like on edge constantly.
29:10You're also in the beginning stages of the game.
29:12You don't know where your alliances lie,
29:15what's real, what's not.
29:16The challenge that was showed last night
29:19was maybe the most tired I've ever been in my entire life.
29:22Like I'm glad I wasn't shown that much during the challenge
29:27because I was huffing and puffing
29:28to such an embarrassing level.
29:30We had to run up and down the stairs
29:33and we were, where we were positioned was like
29:36we were the furthest from the stairs
29:38because we were in the middle
29:39and there's stairs on either side of the floor
29:41in the Chicago office.
29:42And that was a big hoopla before the challenge started too.
29:46We were causing a big stink, a big uproar.
29:48Like, hey, what the fuck?
29:49We're running further distance than everyone else.
29:51And the survivor producers were saying,
29:53hey, we flipped a coin.
29:55You know, it's all odds, whatever.
29:57You guys got the, unfortunately it's the luck of the draw.
30:00You guys got the short end of the stick.
30:02I was huffing and puffing to a level
30:04I legitimately thought after the challenge
30:06I was gonna pass out on the floor of the Chicago office
30:09and they were gonna have to bring in like EMTs.
30:12And I was like, the most embarrassing thing ever
30:14would be like Gilly doing the gritty on my body.
30:18I said it, like he was doing the gritty
30:19like as a form of transportation.
30:21Like he literally just only grittied.
30:24It was, it was embarrassing.
30:28The Moontriber are down two challenges immediately.
30:31Bad vibes, I would say to end the day.
30:34It's so funny.
30:36You know, Ryan Whitney is trying to do a slingshot
30:38and he's just a decrepit old man.
30:40And you know, you can't breathe
30:42after climbing a flight of stairs.
30:44And then Chad is all like these fucking pussies
30:46like blah, blah, blah.
30:47Man, you don't realize how out of shape you are
30:50until you're in that arena.
30:52It is, I did it last season on a broken foot
30:55and I just couldn't do anything.
30:56And I was like-
30:57Running up and down stairs.
30:59I was like, this is not what I expected
31:01out of surviving Barstool.
31:02It was like maybe four flights up and down stairs
31:05running as fast as you possibly can.
31:08And then it's like, you got to do a puzzle afterwards.
31:10And I was so bad at the puzzle.
31:12The people who stole the show for me last night
31:14were one Rhea, she cracked me up
31:18when she just would not lay off Arian.
31:20Just like, we know Arian's a good person
31:23because he keeps telling us how good of a person he is.
31:26And then they showed like the montage that made me laugh.
31:29And then Dave just being like my role in the game,
31:33a big pussy.
31:34I couldn't do any, it made me laugh a lot.
31:39Yeah, very, very funny.
31:42I mean, Jerry is crazy.
31:44Rico-
31:45Francis is a reality star, by the way.
31:46Francis is so funny.
31:47The first two episodes, he's great.
31:49His talking head interviews are hysterical.
31:52Yeah, it's like classic Francis soliloquies
31:54comparing finding an idol to like the fall
31:57of the ancient Rome empire.
31:59It's just very funny.
32:00I mean, a fake idol last night?
32:02Amazing.
32:03So like, that was like, Clem,
32:06you call up Roan the Loki of Barstool.
32:09That was the biggest Loki move of all time.
32:12He's the god of mischief.
32:14And Roan is the god of mischief.
32:16As he announced, he has twin boys on the way.
32:18And I said, Roan-
32:19Yeah, congrats Roan.
32:20I hope, yeah, congrats Roan.
32:21I hope both are just like you, Adam.
32:23And I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
32:27He's, it was incredible.
32:28Cause obviously-
32:29The way it was edited at the very end of the episode too.
32:31What a great reveal.
32:32Shout out to the editors that put that together.
32:35That's the other thing.
32:36The amount of work that goes into these.
32:37Cause you have to think, they have to tell the story.
32:39And they have, I mean,
32:40I can't even imagine the amount of hours of footage.
32:42They have, cause they're following all you guys.
32:44You see all the camera man-
32:4524 to start the competition.
32:47They were recording every conversation.
32:49The editing process is so crazy
32:51because there's so many different editors
32:53and they have so much footage.
32:55And then they just have to keep breaking it down,
32:57breaking it down, breaking it down to the episode
32:59while knowing what's in the other episodes
33:02while keeping the same like technique, you know,
33:06like just like making the show look the same
33:08across all episodes, even though there's different ed.
33:10It is so mind blowing how they're able.
33:12And all the different microphones
33:14and all the different levels and all the different-
33:15Yeah.
33:16Like, Soli's in a cage.
33:17Someone's on the outside of the cage.
33:18Tom Ley is here.
33:19Someone else is there.
33:20The amount of cameras on that, like, you know,
33:23where the basketball court was.
33:25They redid it with the turf and everything.
33:26I was trying to count the cameras day one
33:29when we did the big shot of all of us standing there.
33:32I think there was over 20 cameras filming us.
33:34It was like insane.
33:35Every camera at Barstool.
33:38Oh, and then Mincy.
33:40Sorry to Mickey Smokes and Ohio Tate.
33:42They were like, why is Mincy in the game?
33:44Last night's episode.
33:45I mean, the both so far are why Mincy's in the game.
33:48You can't hate this guy.
33:49He is so fucking funny.
33:51He's wearing what I was told.
33:53So he took Bree's place in the game last minute.
33:57So they had like, Bob, I guess you can confirm this.
33:59They had like trunks of like sponsored clothes.
34:03And so Mincy was just wearing the clothes
34:05meant for 96 pound Brianna.
34:08I don't know if that's true
34:10that he was wearing Bree's merch.
34:10Is that not true?
34:11That was my theory too.
34:12I don't know if it's true,
34:13but we did all have like individual bags
34:16and he was so last minute that that could be true.
34:20His clothes are so tiny.
34:23And his pocket.
34:24Something was in his pocket.
34:25Like hanging out of his.
34:26His pockets are hanging down to his ankles
34:27out of his shorts.
34:28His titties are flapping in the breeze.
34:30It's so fucking funny.
34:33The cutaway to him last night too.
34:35When my tribe is talking,
34:37Big Cat is talking to Will or someone
34:39and see they're like, you don't think Mincy scheming?
34:42And Big Cat goes, no.
34:43And it cuts right to Mincy just looking around.
34:46It looks like he's like looking at a butterfly
34:47above his bed or something.
34:49You don't think there's any scheming from Mincy?
34:51No.
34:54It was like a family guy cutaway.
34:56I hate making fun of him,
34:57but like we're not saying anything
34:58that wasn't shown in the show.
35:00He just did the show, yeah.
35:01It's very funny.
35:03Just extremely funny.
35:06I can't quit him.
35:07As mad as he can make everybody,
35:09I will never be able to quit him
35:10because of stuff like that last night.
35:12He's just so funny.
35:14You can honestly make the case.
35:15He has to be the first invite
35:17at the next Surviving Farsighted.
35:18I know.
35:20It's like, hey, what happens if the challenges suck?
35:21What happens if one team runs over
35:23and it's like, we always have Mincy
35:25and Mincy will do stuff.
35:26Like the pocket thing,
35:27you could never plan in a million years.
35:29The shirt being on too tight.
35:31Dave could say that to someone,
35:32but like, it's like, hey Clem,
35:34put on a shirt that's four sizes too small on you.
35:37I could do that and it would just be like a joke,
35:38but Mincy just does it on his own.
35:40It's like, there's so many parts of that man.
35:42The shoe thing.
35:43Bob, did he have the name?
35:45Was Mincy on the name?
35:46Yes.
35:48Which one's these?
35:52These?
35:53These?
35:55Down here?
35:57These?
35:59Any of these?
36:00I don't know.
36:01Any of these?
36:03And he's like, should I take this one?
36:04This one?
36:05I was like, his name must not be on the shoe rack.
36:09I think his name was on there.
36:11It couldn't have been.
36:12I think it was.
36:13I'm not a hundred percent positive.
36:15I think it was though.
36:18Those shoes were awesome, by the way.
36:19I really liked those shoes.
36:20I compliment, I go, Clem, you got some nice kicks here.
36:23He goes, oh yeah, we got these on surviving.
36:24Everyone got these.
36:25I'm like, oh my God.
36:26So shout out Reebok.
36:27And my wife said the same thing.
36:28It was not even a big shoe brand.
36:29It's just, wait, did they all get like their own shoes
36:32in Reebok gear?
36:32I'm like, yeah.
36:33She's like, that's fucking incredible.
36:34It was sick.
36:35All the gear, we were like the Tommy John stuff.
36:36Like it's good stuff.
36:38We were all happy to have it.
36:39Here's a little spoiler-free tease I can give for tonight.
36:42No, don't say that word.
36:43No, no, no, spoiler-free.
36:45This is a picture of me going in day one.
36:50Bright eyed, bushy tailed, right?
36:52And this is a picture of me after the two challenges.
36:57That looks like you went on the Gardens of the Galaxy
37:00or I had to just throw up everywhere.
37:02Yeah.
37:02Oh my God.
37:04The Survivor, the CBS show last night,
37:06no relation to our show,
37:08was one of the best episodes of Survivor in history.
37:12Wow.
37:12They created this like Ocean's 11-esque plan
37:16that every domino had to like fall perfectly.
37:19It was incredible.
37:21And they presented it like cinema on the show.
37:24It was so good.
37:25But what reminded me is,
37:27cause I played for two days last year
37:29and it was so stressful.
37:31And just your brain doesn't turn off.
37:33You're always thinking, you're always scheming.
37:35These people, but we got fed factor meals
37:38like 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
37:40And they brought in catering also.
37:41Like we had nonstop food.
37:43We had blankets, sheets, beds.
37:46These people out on Survivor,
37:47they don't eat or sleep.
37:49They're outside in the rain and wind,
37:51bugs crawling all over them.
37:52Oh, I could never do it.
37:54After running up a flight of stairs,
37:55I always just like, don't, I do not know.
37:58Running in sand?
37:59Yeah.
38:00I don't know how they do it on Survivor.
38:01I am, Tommy Smokes,
38:03I could never do Survivor.
38:03If he wanted to go on Survivor,
38:05Tommy Smokes catches a cold
38:07if like a snowflake appears on the weather app.
38:09Like he cannot handle elements whatsoever.
38:12Yeah, fuck Tommy.
38:14We all hate Tommy, right?
38:16That's the other guy who's been taking the L so far.
38:18Doesn't get pussy was the first line.
38:20I'll give you to see what happens with Tommy,
38:21the rest of it all.
38:22It's weird having him not in the game.
38:25He should have been in the game.
38:26So-
38:27It's like WWE though,
38:28with the special guest referee shirt he's got on.
38:31Yeah, he's like stone cold at WrestleMania
38:32being the referee.
38:34But I guess when Bree dropped out,
38:38Dave was like,
38:40kind of wish you didn't plan out every challenge
38:42because like they would have put Tommy in.
38:45Oh, gotcha, gotcha.
38:47I mean, but hey, listen, for better or worse.
38:49I mean, that guy, Mincy,
38:50the heat was on him about us.
38:51It got to the point where like,
38:52no one's even making content about it anymore.
38:54He was about, and then this guy,
38:57he has fucking nine lives
38:59and he feels like he burned through them all.
39:00And I'm like, man, Mincy's really in some shit.
39:02And now he's just gonna paint his masterpiece
39:04for every single night.
39:05He's just gonna do the most absurd shit
39:08and it's gonna be what everyone talks about.
39:09The next day it's gonna get the tweets.
39:10I still, it's amazing to see it's trending number two
39:13for the second day in a row.
39:15One and two.
39:16I mean, it's fucking,
39:17there are certain times,
39:18like when we went to Pizza Fest,
39:20where you see all these people here,
39:21all walks of life, people who know Barstool,
39:24people who have no clue what the fuck Barstool is,
39:25but they know Dave from the pizza.
39:27And you're just like, shit,
39:28this company's and this like movement
39:29is bigger than anything I could have imagined.
39:31And that is another one of those moments
39:33where you just see it.
39:34So check it out tonight, Rumble, YouTube.
39:37I guess that would be it.
39:38The website, obviously.
39:39So very excited to see what we have coming up tonight
39:43and, you know, whatever goes from there.
39:45Anything for the,
39:45I think that's pretty much the after show, right?
39:47I don't think anything else.
39:48I was gonna say the only other thing
39:50is the bald stool trip.
39:52Yes.
39:53They took this picture today.
39:55Unfortunately, Clem, trigger warning.
39:57I know, I know.
39:57They took the Giants boat picture today.
40:00And it's a combination of not only Barstool employees,
40:03but stoolies.
40:05I wanna know what the story is with this guy.
40:07Because this guy is a European henchman
40:10in like a Taken movie.
40:11Gaz said he looks like he did a battle
40:14with Xander Cage in Triple X.
40:17There are some characters on that trip.
40:19Nicky Smokes' forehead looks like Megamind.
40:21The swelling is insane.
40:23It's a hell of a trip.
40:25And there's been a lot of good content to come from it.
40:26Donnie shaved his head.
40:28Solidarity.
40:29It's been a long trip.
40:30Like they've just been in Turkey for a week.
40:32And yeah, Donnie said,
40:35I think he said four to five long form videos
40:38will come out about this.
40:39Plus he's been going live on YouTube like during the day.
40:43You can see all this on his YouTube channel,
40:45Rumble channel.
40:46Yeah.
40:47White Sox Dave looks great bald.
40:49That's the biggest development to come out of this.
40:51As a bald, I think.
40:53You're bald.
40:54Well, I will say,
40:55even if you look better as a bald,
40:57you don't, the maintenance is the annoying part.
41:01I hate upkeeping my bald head.
41:03I'd rather have hair that I didn't have to worry about.
41:07So even if you look better bald,
41:08White Sox Dave doesn't want to have to do the,
41:10I mean, he's-
41:11Then again, like if you have hair,
41:12you got to get haircuts.
41:15That's not upkeep.
41:16That's just like, what?
41:18Like if you have hair,
41:18you got to do your hair every day, I would say.
41:20Or wear a hat.
41:22Part of the reason I shaved my head.
41:23I could, I have a nice head of hair under here.
41:25Like this is, this gets some people mad.
41:28It's like the,
41:29I think there's a Seinfeld episode, right?
41:30Where it's like spitting in God's face.
41:31I could put a very nice head of hair.
41:33I have an old picture.
41:35I think the last time I had hair was college,
41:36but I never liked the way it looked.
41:38I looked, when they did the fade,
41:40it looked like Jeter's fade,
41:41where it was like really boxy and high up top.
41:43I just never looked like the way I look with hair.
41:45I just shave it myself once every week or two.
41:49Every week or two?
41:51Yeah, every like-
41:51Wow.
41:52And so, and the other thing is like,
41:54basically for me, if I grew it out,
41:55I'd have to get through like,
41:57after two weeks, it starts like just bothering me.
41:59I'm itching at it.
42:00You know, I wash my hair every day, all that stuff.
42:02Even when I don't have hair,
42:03but I just, it just bothers me.
42:04I just do not like it.
42:05And then when I shave it, I just feel great.
42:06I just feel like-
42:07What's your shaving the head method?
42:11So like-
42:12This is, we're real inside baseball on the after show now.
42:14No, I'm always curious.
42:16Some people use a razor.
42:18Some people use like electronic,
42:20like the thing they do at home.
42:21The swinging top thing.
42:22I use a straight razor.
42:24You use a straight razor, Bob?
42:25Yeah.
42:26Yeah.
42:27But it goes to show you though, like,
42:29so I think Chuck said it,
42:30like bald head beard is a fucking hell of a look
42:33if you can pull it off.
42:34And white socks, Dave,
42:35pulls it off better than almost anyone I've ever seen.
42:37And maybe-
42:38He's got new confidence.
42:39He was grabbing the ice cream thing
42:41from the Turkish ice cream vendor.
42:43Hey, new hair or a head of hair
42:45doesn't always mean good hair though.
42:47Let's be honest, right?
42:47Who do you hope doesn't take?
42:50I wouldn't wish that on anybody.
42:51I couldn't wish that on anybody.
42:52Yeah, no.
42:54I can't wish that on anybody.
42:55Tell us, you don't care.
42:57Tell us, Dave, who do you hope?
42:59I don't know.
43:01I just kind of wanted you guys
43:02to throw somebody under the bus.
43:04White socks, Dave would be the funniest, I guess.
43:07And he'd be fine.
43:08Cause he would shave his head and look great.
43:09But he'd be fine, you know,
43:10like he still looks fine, yeah.
43:11I think Nicky Smokes puts a lot of his, like,
43:15self-worth into his head of hair.
43:18And he's been kind of like down on his dumps
43:20about it receding.
43:21It would just be kind of funny
43:22if he always had just purple head.
43:24Made it all the way to Turkey.
43:25Now I have a,
43:26and it's like his forehead never stopped swelling.
43:27And then he ends up with this like-
43:29Oh, Megamind.
43:30Megamind creature.
43:32So that's up.
43:33Check that out, whatever.
43:34I mean, everything Dottie does turns out awesome.
43:36And this is one of those things,
43:38like when people from Barstool go on trips,
43:40it always fucking plays.
43:41Cause you follow along as they're doing it.
43:43And then you get the video.
43:44I remember when we did the Disney boys,
43:45Final Birth, I'm like addicted to the Disney boys.
43:48I'm like, this is fun.
43:49And I never, like,
43:50I couldn't believe how many people
43:51have really enjoyed the blow by blow of it all.
43:53But then I watch other people do the same thing.
43:55It does make sense.
43:56So more trips for the company.
43:57Let's do some more fun stuff, free stuff.
43:59You know, not pay for Disney, not pay for hair.
44:01I fucking love this place.
44:03Any My Mom's Basement plugs?
44:06Oh, My Mom's Basement, tomorrow.
44:08Recap and Skeleton Crew and Creature Commandos.
44:11Wow.
44:12And we also saw,
44:13we're going to do a quick Gladiator, Moana too.
44:15We're going to cover all,
44:16it's like a super episode.
44:18Super episode.
44:19I'll pick Bob's brain on surviving, you know,
44:21different things that I thought along the way.
44:23So really excited for all that.
44:25And then the rundown, we'll be back on Monday.
44:27So we'll see you guys then.