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(Episode aired on October 15, 2004)
(Episode aired on October 15, 2004)
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00:00GMA Kili TV na!
00:07Hi!
00:09Right there!
00:12Right there!
00:16Yeah! Yeah!
00:20Hey! Wait up! Wait up!
00:23Hey! Hey! Get out of there! Get out of there!
00:26Dude, you're so nice! Why are you covering that one?
00:28You're so nice!
00:30Maybe he sees it on TV.
00:31Why? Who is that?
00:33My wife.
00:34Bitch!
00:41One, two, three, four!
00:44Hey!
00:45Hey!
00:46Don't move!
00:48Sir!
00:49Sir, can we talk about this?
00:51It's just a small matter, sir.
00:55Ah, a small matter.
01:08Hey!
01:09Don't move!
01:10Right there!
01:11Hey!
01:12Get him! Get him!
01:13We've already seen the worst kind of prostitution here!
01:17Who's the owner of this place?
01:18We'll catch him!
01:19We'll put him in jail!
01:22Who's the owner?
01:26Is this mine?
01:35Hey!
01:36Hey!
01:37Hey!
01:38Hey!
01:39Hey!
01:40Hey!
01:41You're a man!
01:42I was right!
01:43You're with a woman!
01:44You're not an adult!
01:45Shut up!
01:46What adult?
01:47She's not an adult!
01:49She's with me!
01:50She's a minority!
01:52You're so childish!
01:56She's got baby fat.
01:58Good morning, Ms. Jasmine.
02:00Do you need me?
02:01You need me!
02:04I'm Ms. Jasmine.
02:06Good morning.
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02:48Is it okay?
02:51I don't know anymore.
02:52I'm out of ideas.
02:54Let's continue with the concert.
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03:39Hey!
03:40Come back here!
03:54Did you see that?
04:07Thank you
04:38Good morning, I'm Becky Borales and we're here at Ms. Jasmine's house to interview about her three children.
04:51Let's go.
04:54Good morning.
04:58Good morning, Ms. Jasmine.
05:00Do you need me? You need me.
05:04I'm Ms. Jasmine. Good morning.
05:07Good morning. You know, triplets are very popular these days.
05:12And you're one of the three blessed ones. How are you?
05:15That's true. You know, it's very popular these days.
05:18That's why our neighbors call them Jasmine's Trio.
05:23I didn't know that you're the first to have three children.
05:29Yes, yes. It was even popular before.
05:31Triplets were not popular back then.
05:33They were called Kambal na Maytingi.
05:37Kambal na Maytingi?
05:38Yes, that's what they were called back then.
05:41So, how old are your triplets now?
05:44They're 15 years old now. They're still in high school.
05:49Oh my, if you didn't ask, we're very impressed with you and you raised your children all by yourself.
05:55Thank you, thank you.
05:56Actually, it's a bit difficult, especially for the babies.
06:00You know, when you breastfeed them, there are only two triplets.
06:05They're three. That's why one of them became a baby.
06:12Oh, here they are.
06:13How are you?
06:14Hi, Kim.
06:15Oh my, your children are already here.
06:18Ms. Jasmine, do you have three boys?
06:21No, you misunderstood.
06:23There are two boys and one girl.
06:26Now, it's the other way around.
06:27Because one of my boys is out.
06:30Oh, he's out?
06:32Yes.
06:33Wait a minute.
06:34Their personalities are different.
06:36Even though they're three at the same time.
06:38Yes, I noticed that.
06:40Tony is the most mature.
06:44The sun is the center of the universe.
06:48And you are the child of the universe.
06:51No less than the trees, the stars.
06:54So, you have the right to be here and remain silent.
07:00This is Tony.
07:02This is the immature one.
07:04Hi, mommy.
07:06Can we go up?
07:12Ms. Jasmine, this is the other one.
07:14This is Tony.
07:16This is the premature one.
07:22I noticed that Tony is the name of all your children.
07:26Yes, you noticed that too.
07:28Because when they were young,
07:30they were wearing the same triplets.
07:32So, I thought that their names are the same.
07:34It's more beautiful.
07:36But, I'm Jess.
07:37Don't you find it hard to call them?
07:40Actually, no.
07:41It's easier.
07:42You just need to call them.
07:43They'll come closer.
07:44It's easier.
07:45Is that so?
07:46What if they get mad at you?
07:49How will they know that you're mad at them?
07:52If that's the case,
07:54I call them by their last names.
07:59By their last names?
08:00Do you mean that their last names are different?
08:02Yes.
08:03Because at that time,
08:04three of them are their fathers.
08:06That's why I call them by their last names.
08:09For example, Santos.
08:11Tony Santos.
08:12Goviera.
08:14Foraza.
08:16When I get mad at them,
08:18I call them by their last names.
08:19Thank you so much, Uncle Jackmin,
08:21and to your children.
08:22Yes.
08:23Thank you so much.
08:27Thank you so much,
08:29and to the whole community.
08:32I'll put it on now.
08:39Did you have sex change there?
08:44Yes.
08:51That's right.
08:52Mommy's not here.
08:59I'm so excited.
09:01Let's go.
09:02Hurry up.
09:04Hurry up.
09:08Dad?
09:09Dad?
09:10Someone's here.
09:11Wait.
09:15Dad?
09:17Dad?
09:18Where are you?
09:20Are you serious?
09:21Who are those people?
09:24Wait.
09:26Why are you wearing a woman's clothes?
09:30Looks like there's a miracle happening here.
09:35Wait.
09:37What's that?
09:38Why is it swinging?
09:40What's that?
09:41What's that?
09:42What's that?
09:50What are you doing there?
09:52Mommy,
09:53surprise!
09:54Happy birthday, Mommy!
09:56What's the surprise?
09:58It's not my birthday.
10:00Why are you here?
10:01You have a class today, right?
10:03There's a project
10:05for Klazma.
10:07What?
10:08Sorry, Mommy.
10:09Sorry.
10:10Mommy,
10:11I'm sorry.
10:12I didn't mean to do that.
10:13It's my first time.
10:14I didn't mean to.
10:15Don't blame me.
10:16I'll buy you a surprise.
10:26Surprise?
10:27You mean,
10:28you were there earlier?
10:30Yes,
10:31I was watching you
10:32when Junior was doing something
10:34so that we can enjoy ourselves.
10:38Did you think
10:39you can do that now?
10:40Now?
10:43I'll hit you.
10:45It's your fault.
10:46I'll hit you.
10:47I'll hit you.
10:48I'll hit you.
10:49I'll hit you.
10:50Hey!
10:51Stop it!
10:52I came back here
10:53because I forgot
10:54my make-up kit
10:55and my clothes.
10:58Now,
10:59I'll be late for the airport.
11:00Yes.
11:01The flight.
11:02Yes.
11:03Where is it?
11:04Where is it?
11:05Mom, I don't know.
11:06I have nothing to do with it.
11:07I don't need your make-up kit.
11:08I have nothing to do with it.
11:09Why would you take it?
11:10Your son is a man.
11:11He's a woman.
11:13Mom, I don't have anything to do with it.
11:14No,
11:15he doesn't wear make-up.
11:19Stop it.
11:21I have a headache.
11:22It's a good thing
11:23that your dad is not here.
11:25If your dad were here,
11:29I'll hit you.
11:30I'll hit you.
11:39Oh, my God!
11:41Wait! Wait!
11:44Brother?
11:45My dad?
11:46Daddy!
11:49Surprise!
11:57My dad!
12:01My God!
12:02Are you the father
12:03of this place?
12:04Don't call me that.
12:05Why?
12:06I'm the king here.
12:07What?
12:08Are you the one
12:09who's shouting in the air?
12:11I'll catch you if you shout.
12:12What will you catch me?
12:13Huh?
12:14I'll catch you
12:15if you shout in the air.
12:17This portion is brought to you by
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12:32Even if you change your clothes,
12:33you'll still look white
12:35because of the active white layers
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12:38that brightens others
12:39in their birth white.
12:41Even if...
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12:54Is my voice beautiful?
12:57What?
12:58How's the tone of my song?
13:01Oh, my God!
13:02Why don't you listen to me?
13:03I can't.
13:05Huh?
13:06Huh?
13:07Are you saying something?
13:09Duh!
13:11Even if you change your clothes,
13:12you'll still look white
13:13because of the active white layers
13:14of all-new improved birth powder
13:15that brightens others
13:16in their birth white.
13:17Even if you change your clothes,
13:18you'll still look white
13:19because of the active white layers
13:20of all-new improved birth powder
13:21that brightens others
13:22in their birth white.
13:23Even if you change your clothes,
13:24you'll still look white
13:25because of the active white layers
13:26of all-new improved birth powder
13:27that brightens others
13:28in their birth white.
13:29Even if you change your clothes,
13:30you'll still look white
13:31because of the active white layers
13:32of all-new improved birth powder
13:33that brightens others
13:34in their birth white.
13:35Even if you change your clothes,
13:36you'll still look white
13:37because of the active white layers
13:38of all-new improved birth powder
13:39that brightens others
13:40in their birth white.
13:41Even if you change your clothes,
13:42you'll still look white
13:43because of the active white layers
13:44of all-new improved birth powder
13:45that brightens others
13:46in their birth white.
14:16Ate?
14:17Ate?
14:18Is that you?
14:19Yes.
14:20Ate!
14:21Ate!
14:22Lola raised us.
14:25She raised us
14:26and supported us.
14:30Ate,
14:31why do you look like that?
14:36You know what, Ate?
14:38Lola raised us
14:39and supported us.
14:40She thought
14:41you were a teacher.
14:42But you're just a reader.
14:43What will she say
14:44if she finds out about this?
14:47She's in the other cubicle.
14:49She's also a masseuse.
14:54Ate!
14:55Ate!
14:56Ate!
14:57Ate!
14:58Ate!
14:59Ate!
15:00Ate!
15:01Ate!
15:02Ate!
15:03Ate!
15:04Ate!
15:05Ate!
15:06Ate!
15:07Ate!
15:08Ate!
15:09Ate!
15:10Ate!
15:11Ate!
15:12Ate!
15:13That's not true.
15:14We don't give massages here.
15:26Hey!
15:27Let him out!
15:28Let him out!
15:29Let him out!
15:30Let him out!
15:31Let him out!
15:34Don't move!
15:35Come with us!
15:36Wait, sir.
15:37I'll just change.
15:38I'll just change.
15:39No!
15:40You don't need to change!
15:41You're just like that!
15:42We want to take a picture with you.
15:44Can we do it now?
15:46Come on.
15:47Hey!
15:48Where are the others?
15:49Sir!
15:50Sir!
15:51Let's take a picture!
15:52Let's go!
15:54I'll come with you.
15:55Come on!
15:56Hurry!
15:57Hurry!
15:58I'm already wearing it.
16:08Are you sure this is for me?
16:12Yes.
16:43Marila will
16:45Fly, fly, fly
16:47Swim, swim, swim, swim
16:52Marila will
16:56Marila will
17:02That's me.
17:12That's me.
17:19Aguiluz left
17:21To look for his lover.
17:25Huh?
17:26Wait.
17:27How did you know?
17:28He left this letter.
17:31A few days ago.
17:33He left it a few days ago.
17:37Is this a letter?
17:39This letter is so ugly.
17:40It looks like it was cut by a chicken.
17:42Yuck!
17:44Wait.
17:45Don't judge him.
17:47It's a good thing he knows how to write.
17:48If not, he would have dried up.
17:52Why are you defending them again?
17:53Who are you to them?
17:55You know what?
17:56Those who don't know how to love their own kind
17:59are worse than stinky and dirty fish.
18:06Ismi!
18:07Ismi!
18:08What?
18:09Is it you?
18:10Who are you?
18:11Is it you?
18:12Are you the father of the Mulawins?
18:13Yes, it's me.
18:14Who are you?
18:15It's me, Boy 2.
18:17Huh?
18:18Boy 2?
18:19Is it you?
18:20Are you the father of the Mulawins?
18:21Don't call me that.
18:22Why?
18:23I'm the king here.
18:25Is it you?
18:26Are you the one who's shouting in the air?
18:28I'll catch you if you shout.
18:29What will you catch?
18:30Huh?
18:31I'll catch you if you shout in the air.
18:33Shout in the air?
18:35He's laughing.
18:37You're not funny.
18:38Boy 2.
18:39You caught me.
18:40I'm funny, right?
18:41You're not funny.
18:42I'm not.
18:43Huh?
18:44What?
18:45I won't fight.
18:46I'm a new kid.
18:47Who?
18:48I'll beat you up.
18:49Who?
18:50Here.
18:51This is for you.
18:52He's making me laugh.
18:53Are you okay?
18:54Are you okay?
18:55Wait.
18:56Dad.
18:57Dad.
18:59You know me.
19:00I'll make you laugh.
19:02Here.
19:03What did you do?
19:04What did you do?
19:05Why did you hit me?
19:06Nothing.
19:07What did you do?
19:08Nothing.
19:09What did you do?
19:10I didn't hit him.
19:11What did you do?
19:12Huh?
19:13You.
19:14What did you do to him?
19:15Shh.
19:16Shh.
19:17Be quiet.
19:18Let's continue our fight.
19:19What fight?
19:20Our fight.
19:21Okay.
19:22I understand.
19:23What did you do to him?
19:24Wait.
19:25Wait.
19:26What fight?
19:27Let's continue our fight.
19:28What happened to you?
19:29Huh?
19:30Wait.
19:31Wait.
19:32This is what I'm aiming at.
19:33A pistol.
19:34You'll die there.
19:35Wait.
19:36Wait.
19:37How can I fly there?
19:38It looks heavy.
19:39Yes.
19:40And not only that.
19:41His head is big for his body.
19:43Excuse me.
19:44I can fly, right?
19:45No.
19:48You can fly?
19:49Yes.
19:50You really can fly?
19:51Yes.
19:52Take care.
19:53No.
19:54No.
19:55Let's start our fight.
19:56What?
19:57Let's fight.
19:58Yes.
19:59I'll take this.
20:00What?
20:01It's painful for me to fight you.
20:02Okay.
20:03I accept your challenge.
20:05Wait.
20:06Who will fight him?
20:07You?
20:08Who else?
20:09Not me.
20:11Marilawin.
20:12Huh?
20:13Come here.
20:14Why?
20:15Why?
20:16I'll fight him?
20:17Of course.
20:18You'll fight me?
20:19We can't fight.
20:20Wait.
20:21I forgot.
20:22We can't fight.
20:23But wait.
20:24What should I do?
20:25What should I do?
20:26If he puts his fist on me,
20:27I might get cut.
20:28I don't want that.
20:29Marilawin.
20:30Why?
20:31No.
20:32Remember this.
20:33No Mulawin
20:35can cut your fist.
20:39But
20:41Marilawin
20:42I don't have any money, but
20:44show me
20:47your fist.
20:48I don't have any.
20:49I don't have any.
20:51I don't have any.
20:52You're just acting.
20:54You don't have any.
20:55This is from me.
20:56Hey!
20:58Hey!
20:59Hey!
21:00I'll stop your arrogance.
21:01I will make you all pay for what you have done, sir!
21:05Go ahead and jump!
21:07I think he's a man!
21:09Here's what I'm going to throw at you!
21:11My wetbox!
21:19Let's fight!
21:21Let's go!
21:29Go ahead and shoot!
21:31Go ahead!
21:33Fight him!
21:35You'll see our air!
21:39Go ahead and shoot!
21:51I won!
22:03Well done!
22:05Thank you!
22:09Welcome to Yabang o Pakim!
22:15I will be your host, because...
22:17Nothing!
22:21Day by day...
22:23Day by day...
22:25Day by day...
22:27Day by day...
22:29Day by day...
22:31Day by day...
22:33Didn't you hear that, Soten?
22:35White is still white,
22:37because of the active whiteners
22:39of All-New Improved Perf Powder.
22:41It brightens others.
22:43Perf is still white, even...
22:45Day by day...
22:47Day by day...
22:49Day by day...
22:51Day by day...
22:55Did you like my song?
22:59Why didn't you notice me?
23:01You're so annoying!
23:03I'm going home!
23:11Day by day...
23:13Day by day...
23:15Day by day...
23:17Day by day...
23:19Why are you dancing?
23:21Tell me you're insecure!
23:23Why aren't we dancing?
23:25Day by day...
23:27See?
23:29You're so ugly!
23:31White is still white,
23:33because of the active whiteners
23:35of All-New Improved Perf Powder.
23:47Day by day...
23:49Day by day...
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24:15Wait!
24:17There's a miracle happening here!
24:19What are you doing?
24:21There's a miracle happening here!
24:23Sir,
24:25he looks happy,
24:27but it's a miracle if something happens to us.
24:29Wait!
24:43Hey!
24:45Wait!
24:47What's happening here?
24:49Sir, please don't involve me.
24:51My family is pitiful.
24:53They don't know I'm here.
24:55What do they not know?
24:57They're the ones who brought you here.
24:59That's why...
25:01That's why...
25:11People do pastime
25:13by lifting their nails with their hands.
25:15People do pastime
25:17by lifting their nails
25:19with their hands.
25:29People can't help
25:31licking the dust
25:33from their nails.
25:45People can't help
25:47licking the dust
25:49from their nails.
25:59Welcome to
26:01Yabang o Pangit!
26:05I'll be your host
26:07because...
26:09Let's start!
26:11Sex bumpers, make some dancers!
26:13The brave
26:15of Unhit Elhit!
26:19There you go!
26:21You're so brave!
26:23Okay, let's start!
26:25Here's the question.
26:27Is this your blank?
26:29This is the title of a new sitcom
26:31here at GMA, starting with a B.
26:33Yes?
26:35Is this
26:37prohibited?
26:39Wrong!
26:41Garbage?
26:43Is this your garbage?
26:45Wrong! This is where you live!
26:47Mountain?
26:49Is this your mountain?
26:51Wrong!
26:53The correct answer is
26:55house kid, is this your house kid?
26:57Sex bumpers,
26:59need some dancers!
27:01Oh no!
27:03I have a problem!
27:05Is this your house?
27:07I don't have a house.
27:09Second question.
27:11What's the
27:13letter M in kuliti?
27:15Manyak?
27:17Wrong!
27:19There are different colors
27:21like this.
27:23Molto?
27:25Wrong!
27:27Labo?
27:29Blue?
27:31Wrong!
27:33Muta?
27:35There are different colors
27:37like this.
27:39Brown?
27:41Wrong!
27:43The correct answer is
27:45manas.
27:47Sex bumpers,
27:49need some dancers!
27:51Busy!
27:53Gayahin mo kami!
27:55Ow!
27:57Lucky!
27:59Next question.
28:01Where do you go
28:03on your death anniversary?
28:07Sauna bath!
28:09Wrong!
28:11Your relatives are here!
28:15Saco!
28:17Saco?
28:19Wrong!
28:21There are a lot of
28:23bad things happening here.
28:27Silihan?
28:29Wrong!
28:31There are a lot of bad things
28:33happening here.
28:35Badilin?
28:37Wrong!
28:39Silong?
28:41Sex bumpers,
28:43need some dancers!
28:45Lagot!
28:47May kumain ng puntot!
28:49Ow!
28:51Next question.
28:53What does K do
28:55when he's hungry?
28:57Kinukuryente!
28:59Wrong!
29:01There are people who like to do this.
29:05Kukuryente?
29:07That's just you.
29:09Wrong!
29:11You can die if you don't do this.
29:13If you don't
29:15kumambyo.
29:17I think you're a diver.
29:19Wrong!
29:21The correct answer is
29:23kumura.
29:25Need some dancers!
29:27Upo, upo,
29:29may kalyo na po.
29:31Ow!
29:33Next question.
29:35Pwet ng
29:37blag.
29:39Tawag ito sa peking diamond.
29:41Nagsisimula sa B.
29:43Pwet
29:45ng bakulaw.
29:47Puro pwet lang
29:49narinig.
29:51Level B.
29:53Pweting uminom sa B na ito.
29:55P*****!
29:57P*****!
29:59P*****!
30:01Mali!
30:03Nababasag ito!
30:05Bungo!
30:07Pwet ng bungo!
30:09Pwetinga namang uminom.
30:11Mali, Tonio!
30:13Ang tawang sagot ay
30:15balo.
30:17Pwet na balo.
30:19Wala lang akong nakasagot ng tama.
30:21Puso hanggang sa susunod po na
30:23Yabang o bangit.
30:25Sex bumpers means need some dancers.
30:27Sayaw bumpers,
30:29sayaw bumpers,
30:31sayaw bumpers, sayaw bumpers,
30:33liat bumpers, liat bumpers,
30:35liat bumpers, liat bumpers,
30:37yabang, yabang,
30:39bangit, bangit.
30:41Nalulungkot ka dahil
30:43ika'y
30:45nag-iisa.
30:48Hindi na nga po matala.
30:51Naiintindihan ko ang iyong nararamdaman, lalaki.
30:54Kung kaya't,
30:56igagawa kita ng makakasama mo
30:59habang buhay.
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32:16I'm going to make you new clothes.
32:26Hey!
32:27Hey, what are you doing here?
32:29Oh, sir! There's nothing.
32:31What do you mean nothing?
32:33Can't you even see this is your shirt, you masayista?
32:35Sir, this is...
32:36Sir.
32:37Sir, can I borrow your uniform, sir?
32:41I still like you.
32:43I like you too.
32:45Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
32:54Hey!
32:55Go, go, go.
32:56Hey!
32:57Are you okay?
32:58Hey!
32:59Why are you here?
33:00Are you okay?
33:01Huh?
33:02Are you a masochist?
33:03See?
33:04Look at your face.
33:05Why are you being beaten?
33:06Are you a symbol of brutality?
33:07My life is in danger because of you.
33:10I'm going to report you to the Human Rights Commission.
33:12We're not crazy!
33:13Why? Are you human?
33:14We're Google Pint!
33:15Yes!
33:21Hey!
33:23Get out!
33:24Get out!
33:25Sir, why are you doing this?
33:26Get out!
33:27Sir, we didn't do anything wrong!
33:29Huh?
33:30Sir, I'm really sorry!
33:31I'm going to throw up here, sir!
33:32I don't care!
33:33You're just going to throw up here!
33:35You've been here for over an hour!
33:37Get out! I'm going to follow you!
33:39You're just going to throw up here!
33:43What are you saying? Get out!
34:10Boy!
34:14Boy!
34:17Why are you sad?
34:21Oh, it's you, sir.
34:26It's because I'm sad.
34:32Look, I have company here.
34:35But they're all the same.
34:39But I'm not here.
34:41When I see them happy, I get jealous, sir.
34:44I don't know what to do.
34:45Why am I jealous of them?
34:48You mean you're sad because you're alone?
34:58That's right, sir.
35:01That's right, sir.
35:04I understand how you feel, boy.
35:07Therefore, I will make you my companion for the rest of your life.
35:15Huh?
35:16What do you mean, sir?
35:19I will make you my companion.
35:22Companion?
35:23He has nothing to do but obey all your orders.
35:28He will serve you.
35:30He will do all that you want.
35:32He will never pity you.
35:34He will never be jealous.
35:36He will never be arrogant.
35:38And he will never be arrogant.
35:40He has nothing else to do but make you happy.
35:44And I will call him...
35:47Girl.
35:48Girl, sir?
35:53You will make me your companion?
35:55Girl?
35:56Girl, he will do all that I want.
36:01He will never be jealous.
36:05He will never be arrogant.
36:07He will never be arrogant.
36:09He will never hurt me.
36:11He will do all that I want.
36:13Even if I get cold, can I request him, sir?
36:20You can.
36:21Thank you so much, sir.
36:23Okay, sir.
36:24Give me and make me a girl.
36:28Okay, I will make you a girl.
36:32But I need to remove one of your arms and one of your teeth.
36:36Because that is where I will make you a girl.
36:38Okay?
36:39Wait a minute, sir.
36:41Why do I need to cut off my arm and remove my teeth?
36:46Why do I need to do that?
36:49Can't I...
36:50Can't I do something else?
36:53What can I offer you?
36:56Why don't I just cut off my arm and remove my teeth?
37:03Okay.
37:05Okay?
37:21Hey!
37:22What are you doing there?
37:23You're making me sleep.
37:24Get up!
37:25I told you to get up.
37:27You're so lazy.
37:28You're so lazy.
37:29I will kick you.
37:30You know that, right?
37:31I think you're so lazy.
37:34You already have a pretty girl last night.
37:37Oh my God.
37:39Get up!
37:40Go and cook.
37:41Then come here.
37:42You will be in the river.
37:44You will be in the river.
37:45You will be in the river.
37:46You will be in the river.
37:47You will be in the river.
37:48You will be in the river.
37:49You will be in the river.
37:50I just want to take a bath here.
37:52Hurry up!
37:53What are you waiting for?
37:54Wait there.
37:56Hurry up!
37:58My Lord!
38:01My Lord!
38:03My Lord!
38:04Where are you?
38:05I'm here.
38:06Why did you give me that girl?
38:09You just gave her for free.
38:11What's the matter?
38:12Sir, sorry to interrupt.
38:14But I just want to ask you.
38:16Why do they have to pay the tax?
38:18They can't just accept it there because...
38:21Look at the people there.
38:23Hey! Hey!
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40:08Serial lovers.
40:09Okay, okay.
40:14Hey, hunting dog.
40:15Sir!
40:17Get in the car.
40:19You're a team now, sir.
40:20Did you arrive?
40:21Yes!
40:22Good for you.
40:23Yes, we arrived.
40:24Sir, don't overthink it.
40:27Why would you arrest us?
40:28We were arrested.
40:31Why would you send me in there?
40:32No.
40:33This is your pay.
40:34In exchange, you'll have to give us a foothold.
40:35No sir.
40:36Why not?
40:37You can't touch women.
40:42That's lewd!
40:51This is raided.
40:52Did my mom raided this place?
40:54Yes, I raided my husband's house.
40:56I'll get you for this.
40:57Don't you know how to use your phone?
41:01You're here for revenge.
41:02I'm here to come after you.
41:05You're not going to get away!
41:07The past. Don Miguel and Don Herminio's dog got sick because they ate dirty food.
41:20This happened because their dogs are not used to food that does not come from the trash.
41:26Don Herminio was hospitalized, so he is not here now.
41:30But because Don Miguel's dog is strong, he is still here to continue the Luchachs.
42:01Buenos dias, kids.
42:03Hi, Papa.
42:05Hi, Uncle.
42:07Hi, Lara. How's your Papa? Did you come to Papa?
42:11No, he's still in the hospital.
42:14I see. But he's okay?
42:16He's okay.
42:17Well, that's okay for me if it's okay for you and it's okay for that.
42:21Okay, what are you doing to your hair? What is that?
42:24Nothing, Papa. This is a new trend. Look at our hair. It's sticky.
42:29This is a new trend. The grass look is like a furry bun.
42:36That's beautiful. What about you, Anton? What are you doing to your teeth?
42:41I look like I'm wearing braces.
42:43That's beautiful.
42:44Is that a trend?
42:45It's a trend, Papa.
42:46If you walk on the streets, under the traffic lights, everything is like this.
42:51That's what I want.
42:52I'll put it here.
42:53I'll put it here.
42:54How do you like the braces?
42:57Sir?
42:59Who am I talking to?
43:01Hey, Jake. Who are you with?
43:04Let's go to the kitchen.
43:06You look like you're in a casino.
43:09Good day. I'm Edwin.
43:11I'm a BIR agent.
43:13I just want to investigate you about the tax.
43:16Tax?
43:17Are you paying the tax?
43:19Tax?
43:20Are you the ones who live here?
43:22Tax?
43:23What do you mean by tax?
43:25I don't know about the tax.
43:27Papa, the tax is when you pay 10% of what you earn.
43:33Hello? Hello?
43:34Can you zip it?
43:35Zip it good.
43:37I know what you're saying about the tax.
43:39Why are you asking us to pay the tax?
43:41We're human beings.
43:42Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt.
43:45I have a question.
43:46Why are they still paying the tax?
43:48Can't they just be exempted?
43:51Look at their faces.
43:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
43:55That's why we should be exempted from the tax.
43:57Don't you know that?
43:58That's why we should be exempted.
44:00We're human beings.
44:01Look at our faces.
44:02We're human beings.
44:03What kind of life are we living?
44:04You're so annoying.
44:06Wait.
44:07Who are you?
44:09I'm Toto.
44:10I'm a BIR agent.
44:12I just want to know how many families live here.
44:16Here in...
44:18In Kwan.
44:19Can't you see the house?
44:22Is this your house?
44:24Hey!
44:25Is this your house?
44:26Is this where you live?
44:27Hold on.
44:30Wait, wait, wait.
44:32Of course, this is our house.
44:34Why?
44:35Of course, we know how many people live here.
44:38I don't think they should be exempted from the tax.
44:41What did he say?
44:42Huh?
44:43You're being nosy again.
44:44Huh?
44:45You're being nosy again.
44:47Zip.
44:48Zip.
44:49Zip it.
44:50Zip it good.
44:53Actually, that's a problem.
44:55Aside from not being able to see the house,
44:57I can't even see the wall to stick the census stickers.
45:01Hold on.
45:02Hold on.
45:03Hold on.
45:04Before you census them,
45:05maybe I should BIR them first.
45:08I'm the first one here.
45:09You go BIR it first before the census?
45:11Why didn't you?
45:12I go first.
45:13I go first.
45:14I go first.
45:15I go first here.
45:16You're so acting up.
45:17It's me.
45:18I go first.
45:19What?
45:20You want one?
45:21Don't let me go first.
45:22You go first, but you'll always be the first!
45:23I'll go first!
45:24Come on.
45:26It's me.
45:27I go first here.
45:28Don't do things.
45:30You're so acting up, boy.
45:31I'll go first here?
45:35Fine, then don't touch it.
45:36This is a hot house.
45:39What's wrong with you?
45:42You're overreacting!
45:44You're overreacting!
45:48Hey!
45:49What?
45:50Oh my!
45:51Don't you dare!
45:53Wait, wait, wait.
45:55Let them be.
45:56Let them play.
45:57Let them play.
45:58Let them play.
45:59I'll hit you.
46:01Why are you blocking me?
46:03Why are you blocking me?
46:04Don't!
46:05We're going to fight here!
46:07Don't!
46:08Why?
46:09Don't!
46:11Don't!
46:12Don't!
46:13Don't!
46:14Don't!
46:17How can you work here?
46:19Look at your faces!
46:20But you're still a good actor.
46:22I'm a senior.
46:24Do you live here?
46:25Wait, wait.
46:26Where are you from?
46:27Where are you from?
46:28Where are you from?
46:29Where are you from?
46:30Where are you from?
46:31I don't know.
46:32I don't know.
46:33I'll talk to you later.
46:34Do you live here?
46:35Yes.
46:36I'll talk to you later.
46:37I'll talk to you later.
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48:15Fine.
48:18It's kind of warm here.
48:29Hey, Sir!
48:30Sir.
48:31Ouch!
48:33What?
48:34Sir.
48:35Stay back!
48:36Sir, please don't arrest me again.
48:38I do not want to be put in jail, I do not want this police force here.
48:40I do not, Sir.
48:41Right.
48:42Chief, I'll take care of this because he's my mister.
48:44I'll just take him home.
48:46Sir, I'm begging you. Just let me go.
48:51I can't do this.
48:53Let me go.
48:55Sir!
48:56Sir!
48:57Sir!
49:02Hey!
49:03Wait!
49:05Hey! What?
49:06Wait!
49:08What do you mean, wait?
49:09This is just a job.
49:11Don't you feel ashamed when we're in the field to raid?
49:14Sir, the mayor is inside.
49:16What?
49:17Sir!
49:18What are you doing?
49:19Chief!
49:21Sir!
49:31Hey!
49:32Wait!
49:33Don't run away.
49:34I'll catch you.
49:35I'm not doing anything. I'm just massaging.
49:37You're just massaging.
49:39Get out!
49:40Sir!
49:42Sir!
49:43Close the door.
49:44Sir!
49:45What are you doing, sir?
49:46You're asking me what I'm doing?
49:48Of course, we're massaging you.
49:50Get out!
49:51Hurry up!
49:53Congratulations, sir.
50:01Hey!
50:02Come with me to the office.
50:04Wait!
50:05I'm not coming with you and I'm not massaging.
50:08Hey!
50:09Who are you fooling?
50:11I'm sure you're massaging here.
50:13How do you know that I'm sure?
50:15You're stupid.
50:16You're spreading evidence.
50:17You're fingerprints.
50:20Let's go.
50:21Let's go.
50:22Let's go.
50:23I don't want to.
50:24I don't want to.
50:25I don't want to.
50:26It's over.
50:27It's over.
50:28Our show for tonight is over.
50:30We would like to thank our guests
50:32who are in no other condition than
50:34effective.
50:35Yes!
50:37And of course, the great Naxxter.
50:41Hey, Darwin.
50:42Yes!
50:44And we would like to thank
50:46Binzmore Enterprise.
50:47Thank you very much.
50:50Do you have anything to say?
50:51Yes, of course.
50:52Kap is my idol.
50:53There.
50:54We're your idols.
50:55This is your house.
50:56This is your house.
50:57This is your house.
50:58Of course.
50:59This is your house.
51:00This is your league.
51:01Naxx.
51:02But before that, Naxx.
51:03That's my SOP.
51:04Yes!
51:05And what else?
51:06Naxx Entertainment.
51:07Yes.
51:08But before that,
51:09you have to swim.
51:10Yes.
51:12And of course,
51:13you have to cry.
51:14Yes.
51:15And
51:16you have to swim again.
51:17Yes.
51:18And you have to swim again
51:19once a week.
51:20And of course,
51:21if you want to be entertained
51:22in your homes,
51:23buy the videos of my show.
51:28And of course,
51:29watch Love to Love
51:30every Sunday.
51:31Yes!
51:32I'm your idol's sister.
51:33That's why
51:34I don't laugh that much
51:35these days.
51:36I'm a bit serious.
51:37That's why.
51:38Hey, congrats!
51:39Congrats!
51:40Love to Love
51:41every Sunday.
51:42Yes.
51:43Ogi Dogi.
51:44Ogi Dogi.
51:45Ogi Dogi.
51:46Ogi Dogi.
51:47Ogi Dogi.
51:48Market, Market.
51:49Ogi.
51:50Super Bench.
51:51Watch out for Market, Market.
51:52Yes.
51:53It's coming.
51:54And watch out
51:55every day,
51:56different shows,
51:57different funny shows.
51:58But on Friday,
51:59of course,
52:00you'll be back here
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