Bubble Gang: Suwerte, panalo ka na sa lotto, 'di pa edited mukha mo! (Full Episode)
Aired (June 2, 2024): Masasabi mo bang suwerte ka 'pag nanalo ka ng lotto tas hindi inedit ang mukha mo?
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
Catch the latest episodes of 'Bubble Gang' Sundays at 6:15 PM on GMA Network. It stars Michael V., Paolo Contis, Chariz Solomon, Kokoy de Santos, Analyn Barro, Buboy Villar, EA Guzman, Matt Lozano, and Cheska Fausto. #BubbleGang #BBLGANG
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00:00Wow! I'm so lucky!
00:06Bro! Bro!
00:08You won't believe what I'm about to tell you. Sit down.
00:10Why?
00:11My cousin got into the lottery. Mega! Mega jackpot!
00:15Really?
00:16Yes. Look at this.
00:18How did you know that's your cousin?
00:20That's my cousin. Look at his face.
00:23Is that really him?
00:24That's him, bro. Look at his polo shirt.
00:27Checkered, right? That's your cousin.
00:31Bro, there are a lot of people with polo shirts like that.
00:35It's like your cousin told me.
00:36No, it's not just the polo shirt. Look at this.
00:39The jacket.
00:40The belt.
00:42Look at the belt.
00:43Brown.
00:44With silver.
00:46Bro, it's him.
00:48Bro, there are a lot of people wearing that.
00:50Even that belt.
00:51Is he the only guy in the world?
00:53You won't believe it. Look at this.
00:55Don't pay attention to the others.
00:56Look at this.
00:57The pants.
00:59Brown.
01:00With cargo.
01:01That's him. That's my cousin, bro.
01:04Bro, there are a lot of people wearing that.
01:07A lot of people will buy that.
01:08Didn't you tell me that's your cousin?
01:10I don't believe it.
01:11It's him. Why?
01:12Don't think that I don't believe you.
01:14You're acting like an idiot. I don't believe it.
01:15It's him. It's him.
01:16Look at this. It's him.
01:17There are a lot of people wearing that.
01:19You're so annoying. He said it's him.
01:20There are a lot of people walking around wearing this.
01:22Not all of them, bro.
01:23It's him.
01:25Joseph!
01:26Hey, come here.
01:29How are you?
01:31I told him about this.
01:33You won the lottery.
01:34He won't believe it.
01:35Look at this.
01:37Checkered.
01:38Maong.
01:39Self.
01:40Brother.
01:41The brown one.
01:42Look at this.
01:44Brown.
01:45Cargo.
01:47That's him.
01:54Woo!
01:59It's Sunday night!
02:00Bobogana!
02:06Okay.
02:07Listen up.
02:08We need a male volunteer to join us here at the stage.
02:12Oh, really?
02:13Yes.
02:14We need one.
02:15Okay.
02:16A male volunteer.
02:17Who's the strong-willed man here?
02:20Raise your hands.
02:21Don't be shy!
02:25He has a thick face.
02:26A thick face.
02:27He has a thick face.
02:28He's tall.
02:33He's tall, he has a thick face, he's tall.
02:35It means that...
02:36He's a cat.
02:37It means that he has a thick face.
02:40Yes.
02:41He's not being forced to get up.
02:42Yes.
02:43He has a thick face.
02:44You're the first one to join us.
02:46What's your name?
02:48Jacob.
02:49Jacob.
02:50Jacob.
02:51Jacob.
02:52Is that Jacob?
02:54Okay.
02:55This is what's going to happen, Jacob.
02:57We're going to give you a role in a sketch,
02:59in what's going to happen here.
03:01But you don't have a script.
03:02Okay.
03:03Okay, you don't have a script.
03:04You're just going to ride what's happening
03:06and just follow what's being done to you.
03:09That's it.
03:11Everything.
03:12Everything that's being done to you.
03:14You can do everything.
03:15Everything.
03:16You can do everything, okay?
03:17Yes.
03:18Okay.
03:19Can you do it?
03:20Yes.
03:21We can do it.
03:22Okay, let's start, everyone.
03:23The cast of Bubble Girl.
03:32It's time.
03:36I told you it's early, right?
03:40Jacob.
03:41Good thing you're still here.
03:42Jacob.
03:43Why are you so late?
03:44It's time.
03:45I told you it's early.
03:46We have a contract signing.
03:47Right, Jason?
03:48It's because Jason has a problem.
03:51That's why I followed him.
03:52What happened?
03:54When he woke up,
03:56he couldn't move his hand.
04:00That's why he's limping.
04:02What do we do?
04:03He's the main signatory in this deal.
04:06What do we do?
04:08I have an idea.
04:09What?
04:11You go first.
04:12You'll be his hand.
04:14Me?
04:15You.
04:17What do I do?
04:18What do I do?
04:19Go to his back.
04:20Now?
04:21There.
04:22Put your hand underneath.
04:25You'll be his hand.
04:26You know, look at his hand.
04:27It's old.
04:28It's too old.
04:29He won't be able to notice it.
04:30His eyes are still blurry.
04:31Is it old?
04:32It's old.
04:33It's too old.
04:34Oh, he's old.
04:35Here he is.
04:36How are you?
04:37How are you?
04:38He's young.
04:41Jason.
04:42How are you, Jason?
04:44There.
04:45Oh, there you are.
04:46How are you, Jason?
04:47Are you ready to make money?
04:48Oh, no.
04:49Mr. Raymundo is excited.
04:50He's really thinking of good ideas for your game projects.
04:53It's like Jason's imagination.
04:55Have you eaten yet?
04:56No, it's okay.
04:58Because he can't believe that his dream will come true today.
05:01Don't believe.
05:03You know, you look hungry.
05:04Eat this.
05:05Eat this.
05:06Try it.
05:07Eat.
05:08Eat.
05:09There.
05:10It seems like it's not enough.
05:11There.
05:12It's okay.
05:14Here's the pizza.
05:15It seems like it's not yet lunchtime.
05:16Here's the pizza.
05:18Eat it well.
05:20Okay, just eat it.
05:22There.
05:24Okay, okay, okay.
05:26Okay.
05:27It seems like you're getting full.
05:28It seems like you're getting full.
05:29Here's the drink.
05:30Here's the drink.
05:31Here.
05:32Jason, drink it.
05:33Here's the drink.
05:34Drink it.
05:38Are you okay?
05:39It seems like you're still hungry.
05:41It seems like you're still hungry.
05:42You should jump.
05:43Jump while you're sitting.
05:44Jump.
05:45There.
05:46Okay, okay.
05:47Okay, okay.
05:48Okay.
05:49Are we okay now?
05:50Are we okay now?
05:51But wait.
05:52It seems like you're still hungry.
05:54You know, when you wake up,
05:55slap yourself.
05:56Slap yourself.
05:57Slap yourself.
05:58Slap yourself.
05:59Oh!
06:00Jason, you're kind of falling for your slap.
06:02The other side.
06:03The other side.
06:04At the same time.
06:05The pom piang.
06:06The pom piang.
06:07There.
06:08Wake up, sir.
06:09Wake up.
06:10Let's drink.
06:11Let's drink.
06:12Let's drink.
06:13Let's drink.
06:14Let's drink to that.
06:15Come on, come on.
06:18It seems like you're still hungry.
06:19It seems like you're still hungry.
06:20Slap yourself, Jason.
06:21Slap yourself so that you'll wake up.
06:22Slap yourself.
06:23There.
06:28Are we okay now?
06:29Are we okay now?
06:30We can sign here.
06:31But before we sign,
06:32you said that you'll give me a cat, right?
06:37A cat?
06:38A cat?
06:39I'll give you a cat for my grandson.
06:41Where's the cat?
06:43I want a cat first.
06:44No, sir.
06:45Actually, it's there.
06:46Where?
06:47Where?
06:48The cat is there.
06:49Where?
06:50Wait, sir.
06:51I'll get the cat.
06:52It's there, sir.
06:53There.
06:54Here's the cat.
06:55Here.
06:56Sir, can you hear it?
06:57I can't hear it.
06:58Where is it?
06:59Where is it?
07:00Can you hear it, sir?
07:01To make it weak.
07:02To make it weak.
07:03I think the cat is also hungry.
07:04I want a pizza.
07:05Huh?
07:07Okay.
07:08You said that you'll give me a dog for my grandson, right?
07:12Here.
07:13Okay.
07:14Here's the dog.
07:15Hold it.
07:17To make it weak.
07:18Does that dog eat?
07:19Yes.
07:20It's strong.
07:23But when a dog and a cat are together,
07:25they fight.
07:27They should fight.
07:28They fight?
07:29Can you hear the dog and the cat fighting?
07:31They're fighting.
07:32You're fighting.
07:33You're fighting.
07:34Where's the dog?
07:36You're fighting.
07:37A cat and a dog should fight.
07:39You're fighting.
07:41Okay.
07:43You're fighting.
07:44They're fighting.
07:49Sir, they're fighting.
07:50Be careful.
07:51They're fighting.
07:52Be careful, sir.
07:53Let's sign.
07:54Let's sign.
07:55Wait.
07:56Let's sign.
07:58Let's sign.
07:59But I want you to stand up when you sign.
08:01Jason, stand up.
08:03There.
08:04Let's sign.
08:05The ballpoint pen is in your pocket.
08:08Get it, Jason.
08:10It's in your pants pocket.
08:13Is it there?
08:14Yes.
08:16Okay.
08:17Then, get a hammer.
08:18Get a hammer on the other side.
08:19On the other side.
08:20There.
08:21Don't get mad.
08:23There.
08:25Get a hammer.
08:26Do you have one?
08:27Do you have a hammer?
08:28There.
08:29While you're signing,
08:30do this.
08:32Okay.
08:33Sign it, Jason.
08:34Sign it.
08:35Here.
08:36Sign it, Jason.
08:37Sign it.
08:38There.
08:39Sign it.
08:40There.
08:41All pages.
08:42Okay.
08:43On the other side, too.
08:44There.
08:45Okay.
08:47Wait a minute.
08:48I'm hiding something from you, Jason.
08:50There's money under your foot.
08:52Let me see.
08:53Let me see.
08:54Where is it?
08:59There.
09:00That's good.
09:01There's more.
09:02It's like a celebration.
09:03Yes.
09:04Drink again.
09:05Drink again, Jason.
09:06Drink again.
09:07There.
09:08Drink.
09:09Drink.
09:10Drink.
09:11Drink.
09:12There.
09:13There.
09:14Then, let's dance.
09:15Let's dance.
09:16Then, dance.
09:17Dance.
09:21Is it okay, Jason?
09:22Clap, Jason.
09:24You're going to be rich.
09:28Let's clap for Jacob as Jason.
09:32Thank you.
09:33Thank you.
09:34Thank you very much.
09:35Okay.
09:36We're just starting our night.
09:37Join us on another Sunday Night Live.
09:40We're here at the longest running gag show in the country.
09:42This is Bubblegum.
10:02The craziest, the craziest.
10:04No one can beat him, he's not a good guy.
10:06No one will be ashamed of his face.
10:08No one will be ashamed because he's a good guy.
10:10Just do it with the BBL.
10:12Come on.
10:13Bubblegum.
10:14Bubblegum.
10:15Bubblegum.
10:16Bubblegum.
10:17Bubblegum.
10:18Bubblegum.
10:19Bubblegum.
10:20Bubblegum.
10:21Bubblegum.
10:22Bubblegum.
10:23Bubblegum.
10:27Okay, bye-bye.
10:28Sir.
10:29Oh, Mr. Cruz.
10:30Come in, come in, please.
10:31Can I help?
10:32Yes, come in.
10:33I'm still fixing that.
10:35Didn't our engineer fix it?
10:38Yes, sir.
10:39Call you back, call you back.
10:40Okay, bye-bye.
10:41Sit down, sit down, please.
10:42Ah, Mr. Cruz.
10:43Yeah.
10:44I've read your email about your request.
10:47I want it to be clear.
10:50Can you explain it to me?
10:52Which one?
10:53The one where I asked for a salary decrease?
10:56Is that it?
10:57That's it.
10:58That's what I want to know.
11:00Am I reading it right?
11:02Salary decrease?
11:04Decrease?
11:05Increase?
11:06Yes.
11:07Why would I ask for an increase in my salary?
11:09I'm so lazy.
11:11So what you're saying is,
11:12you want me to decrease your salary?
11:15Yes, yes.
11:18Sir, to be honest,
11:20I'm having a hard time spending your money.
11:23I have a lot of money, sir.
11:25Do you know?
11:26Just to share, right?
11:27Okay.
11:28I'm spending 1 million pesos every month
11:31so that my house won't run out of money.
11:35Wait a minute, Mr. Cruz.
11:371 million?
11:38Yes.
11:391 million?
11:40Yes, 1 million.
11:41Actually, it's just what I need.
11:43Okay.
11:44500,000, 600,000.
11:46That's enough.
11:47That's why I'm insisting on 1 million pesos every month.
11:50I'm just insisting.
11:52500,000, 600,000.
11:53You're insisting on 1 million pesos?
11:55Why do you need to spend 1 million pesos every month?
11:58Because, sir, if I don't do that,
12:00I'll save a lot of money.
12:02I don't know where I'll put my money, boss.
12:05Where do you bring your money?
12:07Nothing.
12:08Whatever I spend.
12:10Sometimes, I buy a car.
12:13Yes.
12:14When I buy a car,
12:15I'll fill it with gas.
12:16Yes, gas.
12:17Then, I'll drive the car around.
12:19Then, I'll...
12:20Like that.
12:21Sometimes, I'll buy a new car.
12:23Yes.
12:24Then, I won't be able to enjoy it.
12:26Yes.
12:27Then, I'll sell it.
12:28Like that?
12:29Yes.
12:30Like that.
12:31I have a lot of money.
12:33Actually, lately, I did something new.
12:35I contacted scammers.
12:38You got scammed?
12:40Yes, I got scammed.
12:41But lately, they don't answer me anymore.
12:43Why?
12:44Because they got rich because of me.
12:47That's why they don't want me to get scammed anymore.
12:51I also have a regular schedule.
12:53Shopping,
12:54and going home.
12:55Why?
12:56They don't want me anymore.
12:57Why? Are they rich now?
12:59Yes, they got rich because of me.
13:00That's why I can't spend all my money.
13:03You're too much, Mr. Cruz.
13:05What I'm doing now is
13:07I'm depositing money in a bank.
13:11Wait.
13:12If you're depositing money in a bank,
13:15it'll grow.
13:16It'll increase.
13:17No.
13:18Because I'm fooling the bank.
13:20I'm going to deposit
13:21a different name.
13:23So, I won't get scammed.
13:26That's why I'm talking to you, boss.
13:28If possible,
13:29reduce my salary first.
13:31Please.
13:32Because I don't know what to do with my money.
13:34Why are you still working, Mr. Cruz?
13:37Boss,
13:38I really need to work.
13:40Because if I don't work,
13:42I'll go crazy at home.
13:44I don't know how to spend my money.
13:46You know, sometimes,
13:47boss,
13:48I hire artists
13:50to sing lip-sync.
13:52I understand
13:53your sentiment.
13:54Yes.
13:56But because of your request,
13:58I'm sad
14:01that I can't give you
14:02your salary.
14:04What?
14:06Why?
14:08Boss, I'm not a good employee.
14:10I'm always absent.
14:12Yes, that's true.
14:13I just request that you reduce your salary.
14:15I mean, reduce your salary.
14:18Actually, Mr. Cruz,
14:21the company is making a lot of money.
14:25Yes.
14:26And the company's sales are increasing.
14:30In short,
14:33the company is very rich.
14:35What should I do?
14:37Huh?
14:38What do you think I should do?
14:40Wait, boss.
14:41Listen,
14:42I have a better plan for you.
14:44What I'll do is,
14:45instead of decreasing,
14:46I'll increase your salary.
14:48Decrease?
14:49Boss, that's unfair.
14:50You're unfair, boss.
14:52You can't do that.
14:53Just increase my salary.
14:54I'm lazy.
14:55I don't want to work.
14:56Decrease my salary.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:58Just a moment.
14:59Excuse me.
15:01Come here.
15:02Come here.
15:03Sir.
15:04Are you done reading?
15:05This is for you.
15:06Go home.
15:07Go home.
15:08This is for you.
15:09So you can pay the taxi fare.
15:10Okay?
15:11Thank you, boss.
15:12Take care.
15:13Wait, sir.
15:14This is for you too.
15:15In case someone calls.
15:17Another job for you.
15:19Thank you, sir.
15:20Okay.
15:21Boss,
15:22I just saw this.
15:23Is he a new employee?
15:25He's not our employee.
15:26I'm just giving him a salary.
15:34I'm a businessman.
15:35Of course,
15:36I'll take care of Spain,
15:37even if it's a big country.
15:44You got invited to the party,
15:45you even got to share.
15:47But if you're good at cooking,
15:51it's hard for you to dance.
15:56Everyone,
15:57this is a very important day.
15:58In just a few moments,
16:00the biggest bank hold-up
16:01in the history of our group
16:03will take place.
16:09Why do you look like that?
16:11What happened?
16:12Are you nervous?
16:14Boss,
16:15yesterday,
16:16someone caught us
16:18at the bank.
16:21We're just afraid
16:22that we'll get caught.
16:24That's right, boss.
16:26What if
16:27we get caught?
16:31That's right, boss.
16:33We'll really get caught
16:34if you think like that.
16:38It's really confusing
16:39if you don't trust yourself.
16:42Me,
16:43I've been doing this for 20 years.
16:46Yes,
16:47at first,
16:48I was nervous,
16:50scared,
16:51like you guys.
16:53But,
16:54I have a strong heart
16:55because I have a dream.
16:57And my dream is to be number one.
16:59And I'll continue
17:00what I'm doing.
17:01Boss, thank you so much.
17:02It's just that
17:03I can't help being nervous.
17:05I'm sorry, boss.
17:07I understand you, friend.
17:11I understand how you feel.
17:14But,
17:16do you know
17:18what is the strongest
17:19weapon against nervousness?
17:22Your heart.
17:25If you have a heart,
17:27you'll be fearless
17:29because there's nothing
17:30that you can't do.
17:32You can do it.
17:33Because there's nothing
17:34that you can't do.
17:36That's what you have to remember.
17:38There's nothing that you can't do.
17:40Boss,
17:41you've been through a lot.
17:51I've been through a lot before.
17:54When I was young,
17:55they made fun of me.
17:57They said I couldn't do it.
18:00But what did I do?
18:01What did I do?
18:03Did I lose to them?
18:04No, I kept going.
18:06I kept going
18:07because I wanted to be number one.
18:0920 years of my life,
18:11I kept fighting
18:13because there's nothing
18:14that I can't do.
18:23Now, this is our time to shine,
18:24my friends.
18:26All of you
18:27are here
18:29because I trust you.
18:31You keep asking you to say,
18:33there's nothing
18:34that can't be done.
18:38Now,
18:40say it three times.
18:41I can do nothing!
18:43I can do nothing!
18:45I can do nothing!
18:47I can do nothing!
18:49I can do nothing!
18:50I can do nothing!
18:52I can do nothing!
18:53Yes!
18:54Nothing.
18:55Yes!
18:56Let's go!
18:57Let's go!
18:58Come on!
18:59I can, can do anything!
19:00Boss, let's go!
19:02Boss, wait.
19:04Boss, because my heart is strong,
19:06I feel like I want to make my dream come true.
19:10So, let's do this!
19:12Because I know that I can do anything, Boss.
19:14Do it yourself!
19:16This is my dream, Boss.
19:18This is it.
19:20What?
19:22My dream is to plant plants,
19:24to do business, Boss.
19:26Me too, Boss!
19:28My dream is to have branches in Somay.
19:30That's my dream, Boss.
19:32I can do anything!
19:34I can do anything, Boss!
19:36I've been dreaming for a long time
19:38to do a business of dishwashing liquid.
19:40I can do anything!
19:42I can do anything!
19:44I can do anything!
19:46I can do anything!
19:48I can do anything!
19:50I can't do this alone!
19:52I'm a businessman.
19:54Of course, I'm in love with Andres Bonifacio.
19:58That's why he's the only one I like.
20:02I'm a businessman.
20:04Of course, I've become a businessman.
20:07How?
20:09I rode an LRT2.
20:13Danny, I'm so excited about this.
20:15What are you doing?
20:17Are we even?
20:20Are we even?
20:22No, we're not.
20:24Oops.
20:26We're even now.
20:30What are you doing?
20:32Oh, there you are.
20:34This is the child of the month.
20:37We're going to give you an award
20:40for having the best performance
20:42as a child.
20:44It's like an employee of the month,
20:46but at home.
20:48Yes.
20:50And there's more.
20:52An extra allowance for one month.
20:56And wait, there's more.
20:58More?
21:00Yes, here it is.
21:02The earphones.
21:04It's hot now.
21:06And there's exclusive control
21:08on the TV remote.
21:12And here's more.
21:14If you use it,
21:16that's it.
21:18That's me, for sure.
21:20One month more, that's me.
21:22Why you?
21:24Why not me?
21:26I clean the bathroom three times a week.
21:28I water the plants even when it rains.
21:30Here's more.
21:32When I get home,
21:34I bring your slippers.
21:36Why not me?
21:38Hey, excuse me.
21:40I wash the dishes again
21:42because there's a lot of soap left.
21:44And I plan the clothes.
21:46Especially your clothes.
21:48They're beautiful, right?
21:50Yes.
21:52But don't fight, okay?
21:54We're doing this
21:56to encourage you
21:58to be better children.
22:00Yes.
22:02That's why we should always follow your dad
22:04and always support him, okay?
22:06Yes.
22:08We're solid.
22:10Yes.
22:12We're solid.
22:14Okay.
22:16And here's the one
22:18we chose.
22:20The one we chose
22:22is none other than
22:24Dandan!
22:26Yay!
22:28Yay!
22:30He's so handsome.
22:32Why? Why Bonso?
22:34He's like a prince.
22:36Yes, he's the prince of the office.
22:38He's so cute.
22:40Here's Bonso.
22:42Here's Bonso.
22:44Here's Bonso.
22:46Here he is.
22:48Congratulations, Bonso.
22:50You're the child of the month.
22:52That's unfair.
22:54That's unfair.
22:56Who decided that?
22:58Your mom and I
23:00decided that.
23:02Yes.
23:04And in all decisions,
23:06your dad and I are the same.
23:08Yes.
23:10I'll say it again.
23:12Your mom and I are solid.
23:14Yes. That's why we should always support him.
23:16That's why we should always follow your dad.
23:18Okay?
23:20If that's the case,
23:22then we'll just continue
23:24our plan.
23:26What plan?
23:28Wait a minute.
23:30We always notice the progress here.
23:32That's why we're beautiful.
23:34Take this.
23:36I don't want to lose.
23:38Here.
23:40Take it.
23:48Mom, dad.
23:50Parent of the month.
23:52That means, only one of you will win.
23:54Parent.
23:56Parent.
23:58That's me.
24:00I'm the parent of the month.
24:02How about you?
24:04I should be the winner.
24:06Who's budgeting?
24:08I am. So I should be the winner.
24:10You're not budgeting.
24:12I'm not giving you any money.
24:14That's why I should be the winner of parent of the month.
24:16Wait. I do everything here.
24:18I'm important.
24:20That's why I should be the parent of the month.
24:22I don't care. I should be the winner.
24:24Wait.
24:26I thought you're solid.
24:28What solid? That's nonsense.
24:30Your dad is selfish.
24:32I'm talking to you.
24:34I'm life-selling.
24:36Don't make fun of the kids.
24:38You should be the winner of parent of the month.
24:40You should be the winner of parent of the month.
24:42You should be the winner of parent of the month.
24:46You got a free burger.
24:48Do you want a prize?
24:50It's hard to make you happy.
24:56Here it is.
24:58Breaking news.
25:00Here it is.
25:04After the incident of water bomb
25:06by Chinese ships
25:08on our ship in Bajo de Macinloc
25:10this news is not a rumour
25:12but a fact.
25:14Because
25:16our fellow countrymen
25:18are about to get heatstroke
25:20because of the heat they're feeling in the middle of the sea.
25:22And here's the latest
25:24on
25:26Here it is.
25:28Katipunero ako.
25:30Of course.
25:32Binaglaban ko maging malaya.
25:34Kaya single na ako kayo.
25:36Let's go.
25:56Son.
26:00Son.
26:02Dad.
26:06I know, son.
26:08I left.
26:10I left you and your mom.
26:12I was gone for months
26:14but I came back, son.
26:16Son, please forgive me.
26:18I realized I did wrong, son.
26:22But even though
26:24I was gone, son
26:26I never forgot you and your mom.
26:28Are you sure, dad?
26:30I'm sure, son.
26:32Mom said
26:34you should forget us.
26:36No, that won't happen, son.
26:38Even though I was gone for 5 months,
26:40even though I was gone for 5 years,
26:42it's impossible for me to forget you, son.
26:44I love you so much.
26:46It's impossible.
26:48It's impossible for me to forget you, son.
26:50Liar!
26:52Joey, come here.
26:54My love.
26:56My love.
26:58Forgive me because I was gone
27:00but I'm telling the truth to Joey.
27:02I'm telling the truth to our son.
27:04I never forgot you, my love.
27:06What do you mean?
27:08Just so you know,
27:10I'm just testing you.
27:12He's not your son.
27:14He's not my son?
27:16I hired a child actor
27:18to pretend to be your son
27:20so I can know
27:22if you still know each other
27:24and you did wrong.
27:26Is he an actor?
27:28Yes.
27:30He's not your real son.
27:32FYI,
27:34Joey is not your real son.
27:36Jimmy!
27:38Okay, fine.
27:40I did wrong, my love.
27:42But you, my love,
27:44I will never forget you.
27:46I love you so much.
27:48I will never forget you.
27:50Really?
27:52Remember that.
27:54I will never forget you.
27:56Liar!
28:00You're such a liar.
28:02You will never
28:04forget me.
28:06I'm the one you forgot.
28:08Wait.
28:10I'm your husband.
28:12I'm Jimmy's mother.
28:14You're Jimmy's mother?
28:16Who is he?
28:18I hired a child actor
28:20to pretend to be your husband
28:22so I can know
28:24if you still know each other
28:26and you did wrong.
28:30My love,
28:32forgive me, my love.
28:34Forgive me.
28:36I admit that I did wrong
28:38but I will never forget you.
28:40Especially you.
28:42Because you're Jimmy's mother.
28:44Are you sure?
28:46I'm very sure, my love.
28:48Really?
28:50Are you sure that I'm your husband?
28:56Yes!
28:58Yes, you're my husband.
29:00You're the one I love the most.
29:02You're the mother
29:04of our son, Jimmy.
29:06You!
29:08Forgive me.
29:10Forgive me.
29:14Okay.
29:16You made me fall in love again.
29:18I'm sorry.
29:20You're my real husband.
29:22I admit that I did wrong.
29:24Hey!
29:26I'm your real husband.
29:28Who is he?
29:30I'm Jimmy.
29:32Jimmy? Who's Jimmy?
29:36I'm your son,
29:38Jimmy.
29:50I shot you already
29:52and you took the whole bottle.
29:54Don't make me happy.
30:00Here's the latest news.
30:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
30:06If the number of electric fans
30:08is decreasing,
30:10a lot of people throw water heaters
30:12because the water coming out
30:14from their faucets is hotter.
30:16According to the latest news,
30:18many people are complaining
30:20that there's no cold coming out
30:22because the water coming out
30:24is hot or very, very hot.
30:26Here's the latest news.
30:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:34I'm so excited today
30:36because I'm so stressed out.
30:38Good morning, ma'am.
30:40Good morning.
30:42Wait. Rewind.
30:44Excuse me.
30:46Why is he like that?
30:48Why does he say good morning
30:50when I'm not here?
30:52Sorry, ma'am.
30:54No, tell me. Is there something wrong with me?
30:56Did I offend you in the past
30:58by wrong view?
31:00Is there something wrong with me?
31:02Maybe he didn't mean it.
31:04Come here.
31:08Ma'am.
31:10Good morning, ma'am.
31:12Do you want to buy pastillas
31:14for my baby
31:16and for the project?
31:18How much is it?
31:203,000 pesos.
31:22Thank you, ma'am.
31:24Thank you.
31:26Thank you.
31:28Wait.
31:30What happened?
31:32Why is he like that?
31:34What?
31:36I'm going to get money
31:38to buy pastillas for you.
31:40Why are you selling him?
31:42Don't I look like a good person?
31:44What's the scandal here?
31:46What's the scandal here?
31:48Friend, I'm offended
31:50that all the people here
31:52don't see me.
31:54It's like I'm invisible.
31:56Is there something wrong with me?
31:58There's nothing wrong with you. You're beautiful.
32:00Thank you.
32:02Thank you.
32:04Ma'am.
32:06Please invest.
32:08The down payment is cheap.
32:10It's a good investment, ma'am.
32:12If you buy it,
32:14it's beautiful, right?
32:16But why are you just shaking it?
32:18Right?
32:20Am I not going to shake it?
32:22Do I look like I don't have money to invest?
32:24Huh?
32:26No. Is there something wrong with me?
32:28There's nothing wrong with you, ma'am.
32:30It's like there's something wrong with me.
32:32Is it the way I talk?
32:34The way I move? The way I groove?
32:36The way I walk?
32:38Excuse me.
32:40Sorry.
32:42Huh?
32:44You're always comparing yourself
32:46to others.
32:48Do you know why?
32:50Why?
32:52Because you're an Inghiterra, girl.
32:54I'm not an Inghiterra.
32:56You always want what I have.
32:58You take that back.
33:00No, that's wrong.
33:02No, not today.
33:04Not today, Satan.
33:06Go on.
33:08I don't have the energy
33:10to talk to you.
33:12I'm more stressed.
33:14Don't shout.
33:16This is a hold-up.
33:18Give me your stuff and money.
33:20Is this a hold-up?
33:22Yes. Why?
33:24Why are you just shaking it?
33:26Do I look like I don't have money?
33:28I'm rich.
33:30My friend and I have the same career.
33:32So why can't I hold up?
33:34Are you rich?
33:36Fine. This is a hold-up.
33:38If this is a hold-up, I'll hurt you.
33:40Give it to me.
33:42You didn't listen.
33:44You said it was a hold-up.
33:46I don't have anything.
33:48I gave it all to him.
33:50This is all I have.
33:52I'll give it back to you.
33:54Bye.
33:58This is a hold-up.
34:00Give me your stuff and money.
34:04Thank you.
34:06Thank you so much for joining us tonight.
34:08Thank you to our guests.
34:10Yes.
34:12Let's give a round of applause to Kelvin Miranda,
34:14Jefferson Coray,
34:16Celis, and El Villanueva.
34:20Thank you.
34:22See you next Sunday here at the longest-running
34:24and the best number one gag show in the country.
34:26This is...
34:28Pogo!
34:36Let's go!