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00:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:58Just like what you thought.
01:00I didn't think of anything.
01:03Your hand.
01:10How do you know where my finger is?
01:13Some people sleep like a pig.
01:15They know it's not easy.
01:21Right.
01:23Huh?
01:26You changed your mind?
01:28That was too sudden.
01:40From now on,
01:42I'll always be by your side.
01:44I'll take care of you.
01:47Should I be touched and cry now?
01:51But I think you're so cute.
01:53I want to laugh.
01:57Let's take a selfie.
02:09Who do you want to send it to?
02:21From now on,
02:23I'll always be by your side.
02:30From now on,
02:32I'll always be by your side.
02:34I'll take care of you.
02:37What are you thinking?
02:41I'm thinking
02:43how to play with the dog.
02:45I want to hug you
02:47and go to bed.
02:49And...
02:54Dogs can't go to bed.
02:56And you're a dog.
02:58You can't talk to people.
03:00You're so bad.
03:02You're so bad.
03:04You're so bad.
03:09Give me your hand.
03:13Right?
03:15Woof, woof.
03:18Come on, doggy.
03:20Have some biscuits.
03:22No.
03:24You can only eat when I say so.
03:30Come on.
03:37Do you want more?
03:45Yes.
03:53Why do you meet me
03:55less and less now?
04:01I'm with you now.
04:05But
04:07I see you twice a week.
04:09I see you once every two hours.
04:12But
04:14I only see you during this time.
04:20Can you not go with your ex-boyfriend?
04:25We share a room.
04:27So what?
04:31Why did he send you home
04:33after we went to the nightclub?
04:35He was worried about me.
04:41Why did he send you home?
04:44I should be the one who sent you home.
04:49What do you want?
04:54Is he your ex-boyfriend?
04:57Is he your ex-boyfriend?
05:01Is he your ex-boyfriend?
05:04So you don't believe anything I say?
05:07Then let's break up.
05:09Come on.
05:39Zhao Wanxiong.
05:47Zhao Wanxiong.
05:49Wake up.
05:51It's time for breakfast.
05:53What's wrong?
05:55Nothing.
05:57I had a nightmare.
05:59Just a dream.
06:01Let's go.
06:09Let's go.
06:19Do you feel better?
06:21Don't eat vegetables.
06:23Why?
06:25Can't I supplement with fiber?
06:27I have a bag of vitamin C for you.
06:29It's on the table.
06:31Just soak it in water.
06:33The fiber in it is enough for you.
06:35You told me not to eat this.
06:37What?
06:39Do you really want to be my master?
06:41I just care about you in my own way.
06:43It's not an order.
06:46I'm full.
07:05Cheers.
07:11It's good.
07:15I hate it, but it's kind of fun.
07:21Let me ask you.
07:23How do you feel when you cook for others?
07:27It's a little hard.
07:29A little tired.
07:31But I feel better after cooking.
07:35Is that a sense of happiness?
07:39I think so.
07:41Do you feel happy
07:43when you cook for others?
07:47Let me give you a score.
07:49These dishes
07:51are all
07:5360 points.
07:57I'm quite happy.
07:59100 points.
08:05I remember when I was a kid,
08:07I ate my mom's cooking every day.
08:09When I got tired of it,
08:11I put it in a plastic bag
08:13and hid it in the closet.
08:15I threw it out
08:17after class.
08:19But now I can't eat it anymore.
08:23I start to miss it.
08:25That's weird.
08:27Don't eat it if you can't finish it.
08:29You'll be beaten
08:31if you don't finish it.
08:33So you're more filial
08:35when you pretend to finish it.
08:37I don't just pretend to finish it.
08:39Sometimes,
08:41I pretend to go to class.
08:43Go to school?
08:45You're so rebellious.
08:47I either hide in the bathroom
08:49or hide in the storage room
08:51between the building and the building.
08:53It's easy, isn't it?
08:55Let me tell you.
08:57You'll be beaten
08:59if you get caught.
09:01I suddenly remember
09:03I fell asleep
09:05after class.
09:07My mom woke me up
09:09and asked me why I didn't go to school.
09:11I thought
09:13I had slept for a day.
09:15So I told my mom
09:17why I went to school on Saturday.
09:19My mom grabbed me
09:21and beat me up.
09:23The next day,
09:25she took me to shave my head
09:27and made me a monk.
09:29Shave your head?
09:31Your mom is so cruel.
09:33Is she still so fierce now?
09:35She's been gone for a long time.
09:47Come on.
09:51Let's eat.
09:53Come on.
09:59It's delicious.
10:01One more time.
10:03One more time.
10:07Come on.
10:21Wanxiang.
10:27Wanxiang.
10:29I want to
10:31stay with you forever.
10:37I want to stay with you forever.
10:45No?
10:51Maybe I should stop.
10:53No.
10:59Let's sleep.
11:11It's okay.
11:13It's okay.
11:15It's okay.
11:41From now on,
11:43I will take care of you.
11:45From now on,
11:47I will stay with you.
11:49I will take care of you.
12:13Come on.
12:19Come on.
12:21Wanxiang.
12:31Wanxiang.
12:35Wanxiang.
12:37Wanxiang.
12:43Wanxiang.
12:45Wanxiang.
12:47Wanxiang.
12:49Wanxiang.
12:51Wanxiang.
12:53Wanxiang.
12:55Wanxiang.
12:57Wanxiang.
12:59Wanxiang.
13:01Wanxiang.
13:03Wanxiang.
13:05Wanxiang.
13:07Wanxiang.
13:09Wanxiang.
13:11Wanxiang.
13:13Wanxiang.
13:15Wanxiang.
13:17Wanxiang.
13:19Wanxiang.
13:21Wanxiang.
13:23Wanxiang.
13:25Wanxiang.
13:27Wanxiang.
13:29Wanxiang.
13:31Wanxiang.
13:33Wanxiang.
13:35Wanxiang.
13:37Wanxiang.
13:39Wanxiang.
13:41Wanxiang.
13:43Wanxiang.
13:47Humans are dangerous.
13:48Don't you learn a lesson?
14:10I'm here waiting
14:12For someone else to fill the void in me
14:16A harsh reality
14:18And I've hurt you with someone else
14:22While I'm here by myself
14:25Holding on to what you left
14:28Was it all in my head
14:30When you said you loved me
14:33Cause no one can love me better than you did
14:37And I'm still not over it
14:39Did you forget
14:41I put you before me
14:43Memories haunting me
14:44Knowing you gave it up instead
14:47You did
14:49Was it all just in my head
14:51I'm worried that it all meant nothing
14:53I'm worried that you don't miss me too
14:56I'm worried that I'll never find someone
14:59To replace you
15:00And I've hurt you with someone else
15:04While I'm here by myself
15:06Holding on to what you left
15:09Was it all in my head
15:12When you said you loved me
15:14Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:18And I'm still not over it
15:35When you hit the wall like this
15:36It won't hurt anymore
15:40If you don't go out with me
15:42I'll tell her
15:43I have a key
15:44So how much does she know now?
15:46I don't give a shit
15:47It's okay to tell lies
16:01Don't move
16:02I'll be worried if the glue doesn't stick
16:08What's that? Smells good
16:10It's the Xinyi Grass Gold Oil Glue
16:12Just like the gold oil you gave me
16:14It helps with sleep
16:16Okay
16:21But I have muscle pain
16:23How can I stick a pill?
16:25It works both ways
16:26It'll help with your pain
16:28And help you sleep better
16:33Hey
16:34If I were your master
16:39What would you want to be?
16:42I want to be...
16:44A kangaroo, okay?
16:46That's all you can think of?
16:48I don't want that
16:49Change it
16:50You know there's a famous kangaroo in Australia
16:53It has six legs
16:55Kangaroos are great
16:57That sounds weird
16:59Kangaroos have muscles?
17:02You're weird
17:04I believe everything you say
17:06But you don't believe anything I say
17:09I'm not saying anything weird
17:12I'm telling the truth
17:14Oh really?
17:15You're telling the truth
17:18Here, look
17:21It's true
17:23It looks pretty ugly
17:25I don't want to be a kangaroo
17:27I want to be a dog
17:30But...
17:32I have muscles too
17:34Do you like it?
17:36We're talking again
17:38Did you sneak something you wanted to try?
17:42I eat it every day
17:45My morning skincare routine
17:47Is to eat a strong fighting pill
17:50Before I fight
17:51I take a pack of fighting pills
17:55It sounds like you snuck a fighting pill just now
18:00You're smart, you got it wrong
18:02I'm going to take it now
18:05You can't
18:07Why not?
18:09So I can fight with you
18:14You can't because I want to
18:17And I don't want to be a dog
18:20I want to be an old...
18:22Old...
18:23Old...
18:24Old...
18:25I don't understand
18:30I want to drink
18:32I'll drink
18:33No, I'll drink
18:35I'll drink
18:37No, I'll drink
18:39I'll drink
18:41No, I'll drink
18:43I'll drink
18:45No, I'll drink
18:47I'll drink
18:49No, I'll drink
18:52It's not easy to sleep like a pig
19:00You're the one who's bad
19:02You're the one who's bad
19:06You're the one who's bad
19:12We'll try later
19:14If you want to come down
19:15Is there a way to not stand up and just squat?
19:18Okay
19:19It's easy to watch
19:21Is it hard to find?
19:23It's easy to find
19:24His feet are tired
19:26It's hard
19:27You can kneel down with this battery
19:30Then you can stand up
19:33I can stand up
19:35Is it tiring to propose yesterday?
19:37It's too much
19:38You don't dare to propose in the future, right?
19:40What's the most tiring thing?
19:41The most tiring thing is kneeling
19:43Kneeling for a long time
19:44How does it feel to be proposed?
19:46Confession can't be too long
19:47Confession can't be too long
19:48So the proposal should only be written a little shorter
19:51Xie Ren has something to say
19:52Xie Ren has something to say
19:53You didn't buy the ring
19:54I know
19:55I have to make money
19:58Do you want the three of you to take a picture together?
20:013, 2, 1
20:02Turn around
20:033, 2, 1
20:041, 1, 1
20:05Wow, we have a lot of predecessors
20:06Thank you, Zhenzhen
20:07Thank you
20:11I just want to thank him
20:12I can't say thank you
20:13Weird
20:14Weird, weird, weird
20:17Have you started to enjoy all this?
20:19Yes
20:20I want to say that
20:22Because the sofa is very white
20:24So it looks so bright
20:26It should be better if there is more atmosphere
20:28Because this part is actually very long
20:29Is it fun?
20:30Not real
20:31What did you wear recently? Let me see
20:33I bought this
20:34Wow
20:35Sorry
20:37I bought this
20:39Wow, you are really rude
20:45Why are you looking forward to Melo's expression?
20:48He pushed you yesterday
20:51You have to take revenge today
20:53You fell yesterday and you are like this today
20:55You are really suitable for some hardcore
20:58I fell
21:00I fell
21:05This little bad guy
21:06Will get in
21:08Cut
21:10Too fake
21:13Too fake
21:14So sexy
21:15No, it's not sexy
21:16It's so sexy just now
21:17Suddenly
21:18You are talking like this
21:19I was wondering what you were looking at
21:23Is it delicious?
21:28Cut
21:30He is really angry
21:31He asked you if it was delicious
21:32You can nod or something
21:33Otherwise
21:34I can't
21:36I was curious at first
21:37I am now
21:39Have been in the role
21:42is not it
21:59Why meet now
22:05Time is running out
22:08Am I not going back to you now?
22:12The first time I met you
22:15Disappeared in a blink of an eye
22:20Isn't it just this time?
22:24You look better when you wear it
22:25Let's take a look
22:27The photo is like this
22:28Then the world is far away
22:31You look a bit like a patient
22:32I don't want to
22:38You can show it
22:39You can show it
22:40You can show it
22:41It's too crazy
22:43Focus on the car
22:51Very good
22:52Looks like a kangaroo
22:53Kangaroo
22:58I want to bite
23:04I want to bite
23:11The director is cooking by himself
23:14It's just preserved egg tofu
23:20The preserved egg tofu made by the director
23:24How long have you been learning to cook?
23:29Who inspired you to want to cook?
23:31I was with my mother when I was young
23:33So a bit of friction
23:35Then you know how to cook?
23:36Really
23:40Let's take a look at the table
23:42Empty
23:44And also said
23:45You should learn that preserved egg
23:50He is actually only in
23:51Good knife work
23:54Thank you
23:57This is my bear
23:58Today I want to bring us
23:59What is this dish called?
24:01Cold bamboo shoots
24:02Cold bamboo shoots
24:03Cold bamboo shoots
24:04What ingredients do you need?
24:05Please look
24:06Bamboo shoots
24:08Or bamboo shoots
24:10Cold bamboo shoots
24:11Bamboo shoots
24:12Slice
24:13And mayonnaise
24:14Use mayonnaise
24:16And the most important thing is
24:17Our green juice enzyme
24:20That's right
24:21Do you want to put it directly?
24:22No, it's too much
24:23It's time to serve
24:26Still 8000
24:27It's time to serve
24:28Come on, it's your specialty
24:29Your specialty
24:37Help me
24:38Help me
24:39I'm the only one in the family
24:40Help me
24:42Big
24:44I feel very happy when I cook
24:46Really
24:47Correct
24:53You just asked me to shake hands
24:55Yes
24:56Your favorite color, right?
24:57Blue is the sea
25:01This is the second time we have said
25:02We are very pretentious
25:05I just heard the face of big milk
25:07I told you
25:08I told you I was too color
25:09Big milk
25:10I'm sorry
25:12I want to say that big milk is three small
25:13You were like seaweed just now
25:15Seaweed
25:19It's okay
25:21I can see it clearly
25:26What are we doing?
25:37I recorded it
25:38Don't do too much sound effects
25:43We cut a sound effect for you
25:47And when he asked you
25:48You don't know what you are doing
25:49You just scream
25:50Because you look like you don't know what you are doing
25:54No, when he comes up
25:55I think I can
25:56Do you want me to let you
25:57I can't see his cute face
25:58Turn around
25:59Lower your head
26:03Because it's actually quite long
26:19I'm sorry
26:33Cut
26:40Thank you
26:42Three, two, one
26:44Thank you
26:46Okay, let's go
26:49I love you
26:52He turned around and you rushed over
26:55His mouth or something
27:00Is this closer to the back?
27:02After pulling it over
27:03Pull it to the back
27:05Pull it
27:06Pull it to the back
27:11Is this closer to the back?
27:13You have to pull it quickly
27:15You really pull it violently
27:17You can be violent
27:18You can be violent
27:19Because if you are violent
27:20He will be violent
27:21He was going to scream
27:23And action
27:25So violent
27:28Really?
27:34So scary
27:36So scary
27:40Did I scare you?
27:41Yes
27:43Thank you
27:44Thank you
27:45Thank you
27:46Thank you
27:48It's hard to control
27:50He's happy
27:57Because he can do details
27:59So you can use force
28:00Don't use force
28:01Okay
28:03One more time
28:04I'm sweating
28:06And action
28:11Okay, great
28:12He actually
28:13Didn't get hurt
28:16Set
28:17And
28:18Action
28:27Cut
28:40Cut
28:48Action
28:59And action
29:14And action
29:17Have you learned a lesson?
29:21He's sexy
29:233, 4, 9, 4
29:24Go after
29:27Humans are dangerous
29:28Have you learned a lesson?
29:30Be more violent
29:31Keep rolling
29:32And action
29:34Humans are dangerous
29:35Have you learned a lesson?
29:39Cut
29:44Okay, let's go over there
29:46It's okay, he'll take it
29:54Because there's a light
30:08There's a 7-11 commercial here
30:107-11's commercial
30:11Right?
30:13What I'm eating today
30:14Is a grapefruit
30:15It's so ugly
30:20Don't move
30:25What are you doing?
30:32Don't move
30:34Don't touch
30:35Don't touch
30:39How much is it?
30:42I've eaten
30:44He's eating
30:46Again
30:48I'm eating
30:49I'm eating
30:50I'm eating
30:51I'm eating
30:53I'm eating every day
30:56I get up in the morning
30:57And do basic exercise
30:58I eat
30:59I eat
31:01Before I fight
31:02I eat
31:03I eat
31:06You look like
31:07A fighting hero
31:08A fighting hero
31:10Smart
31:11You got the name wrong
31:13I'm now
31:14In the air
31:15In the air
31:17What are you doing?
31:18What are you doing?
31:20You want to fight with me?
31:21You want to fight with me?
31:22You want to fight with me?
31:23Cut