• 2 days ago
Jack Black stars
Transcript
00:00If he doesn't come up with the rent by the end of the week, he's out of here.
00:12Can you wake me up for that?
00:13Come on.
00:14Dewey Finn would have sold his soul for rock and roll, but nobody was buying.
00:20You're an embarrassment.
00:22You're out.
00:23Maybe it's time to give up those dreams.
00:26Don't you miss rocking out?
00:27You're not a teacher, Ned.
00:28You're the cross-dressing incubus for maggot death.
00:31Dewey, I'm not a satanic sex god anymore.
00:33I'm a sub, and soon I'll be a certified teacher.
00:36Is this Mr. Schneebly?
00:38I'm the principal here at Horace Green Prep, and we need somebody to start immediately.
00:43Hmm, so how much are we talking here?
00:45$6.50 a week.
00:47Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.
00:49Everyone, I'd like to introduce Ms. Dunham's substitute.
00:53This is Mr. Schneebly.
00:54All right, look.
00:55I've got a hangover.
00:56Who knows what that means?
00:57Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
00:58No.
00:59It means I was drunk yesterday.
01:01Now, at the most prestigious prep school in the country...
01:05Yes, Tinkerbell.
01:06That poster charts everyone's performance.
01:08Where the students are rewarded for following the rules.
01:11What kind of a sick school is this?
01:14He's going to teach them a lesson...
01:16There will be no gold stars or demerits.
01:19That will rock their world.
01:20It's called Rock Band.
01:22Is this a school project?
01:24It will go on your permanent record.
01:27Hello, Harvard, yo.
01:29You.
01:30What's your name?
01:31Zach.
01:32You ever play electric guitar?
01:33My dad won't let me.
01:34Zach, do not walk away from me when I'm talking to you.
01:36What makes you mad more than anything in the world?
01:39No allowance.
01:40Chores.
01:41Bullies.
01:42All you bullies, get out of my way,
01:44because I am really ticked off!
01:48Mr. Schneebly, just wanted to say,
01:50that was a really cool lesson today.
01:52Oh, thanks, dude.
01:53All they wanted was an education.
01:55They're going to laugh at me.
01:56You have an incredible singing voice.
01:57People are going to dig you, I swear.
01:59Okay.
02:00What they got...
02:01Clear!
02:02...was a revolution.
02:03I've just been informed that all of your children are missing.
02:07And if you want to be a teacher...
02:10Jack Black.
02:13The School of Rock.
02:15It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain.
02:26The School of Rock.