• last year
Jack Black stars as a hell-raising guitarist with delusions of grandeur. Kicked out of his band and desperate for work, he impersonates a substitute teacher and turns a class of fifth grade high-achievers into high-voltage rock and rollers.
Transcript
00:00 We're taking the battle of the band seriously this year.
00:03 Good, because I need the money.
00:05 You're out.
00:06 You know what?
00:07 I'm going to form my own band and we are going to start a revolution.
00:10 Come on, man.
00:11 One show, $20,000 prize.
00:13 I mean, don't you miss rocking out?
00:15 Maybe it's time to give up those dreams.
00:16 I did and things are going really great for me.
00:19 Temping.
00:20 I'm not a temp.
00:21 I'm a sub.
00:22 And soon I'll be a certified teacher.
00:23 Is this Mr. Schneebly?
00:24 I'm the principal here at Hora Scream Prep.
00:28 We need somebody to start immediately.
00:30 So how much are we talking here?
00:32 $6.50 a week.
00:34 Hello, this is Ned Schneebly.
00:36 Everyone, I'd like to introduce Mr. Schneebly.
00:39 All right, look, I've got a hangover.
00:40 Who knows what that means?
00:41 Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
00:42 No, it means I was drunk yesterday.
00:43 I heard you're in music class.
00:44 You guys can really play.
00:45 Why didn't anyone tell me?
00:46 I think it's time we started our new class project.
00:53 Rock band.
00:54 Can we tell our parents?
00:55 No!
00:56 Lead guitar, Zack Attack.
00:57 Attack on bass Posh Spice keyboards Mr. Cool drums Spazzy McGee you three groupies so who do you like? Christina Aguilera no Puff Daddy wrong Liza Minnelli no what do they teach in this place we have a red alert smolens to your positions e equals m c squared oh if from now on you could just stick to the curriculum is she always like that except for the time she got drunk
01:27 she did a stevie nicks impersonation
01:30 i love this song stevie nicks you know what i would love to take the kids to a concert
01:39 but you guys have a policy about field trips maybe we can make an exception yes
01:43 paramount pictures presents i don't think i can sing they're gonna laugh at me you've got
01:51 something everybody wants you've got talent the story of a man who gave a class the power to
01:57 break the rules who are they they're my band i know they're kids but they're awesome just listen
02:02 and the inspiration i pledge allegiance to the band to rock and if you want to be a teacher
02:09 jack black the school of rock i can sing all right summer belt it memory all alone in the moonlight
02:20 stop okay good all right
02:25 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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