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00:00Right. Let's give this a whirl.
00:05Oh, eternal and all-powerful Lord, to whom the darkness itself bows down, from whom flows the damnation of humankind...
00:16Who writes this, Dross?
00:18I call forth Lybak of the Abyss, as you have commanded. Come to me, your most loyal servant beseeches thee.
00:28Dru! Let her down, you wanker! You've got me doing your dirty work.
00:35But you've got to hold on, Dru. Don't push me, old man.
00:44Oh, yeah, like I had any bloody choice in the matter. I've been a good little errand boy, oh great and powerful one.
00:51Come back to the Hellmouth, reclaim the Master's old church digs in your name, and regroup what was left of the Order of Aurelius.
00:57Leave us some of that Mattariani fella. Although the necromancer seems to be running a little bit behind schedule.
01:03Maybe he's caught in traffic or something.
01:06Help me, Lord. I'm trapped in a trap.
01:10I can't get out of it, and I'm stuck.
01:13Lucila, I can't get out of this.
01:19The cataclysm is killing me. I'm stuck.
01:25Bad form to rub it in when you're holding all the cards, but I can't afford to fold.
01:29What next, Dark Lord? How may I serve you further?
01:33I'm going to have to unpack him.
01:44Oh, I don't see that being too much of a problem.
01:47Got a wonderful little flesh palace just down the street.
01:58Just look at that tramp.
02:01Some of my sources, they tell me skanky Heather there was throwing herself at Steve Phillips,
02:07one of the hunkier linebackers after football practice yesterday.
02:11Shocking coincidence?
02:13It just so happens Steve hasn't been heard from since.
02:16Now here she is working her tight end on one of our tight ends.
02:20You know what I think?
02:21I think she's some kind of vampire slut on a mission to kill the precious few remaining hotties at Sunnydale High.
02:27She must be stopped.
02:29Sick her, Buffy.
02:30Listen, Miss Kitty, I can't stake every girl who blocks your spotlight.
02:34When you saw her yesterday, wasn't it broad daylight?
02:38Hello? Vamps have that pesky allergic reaction to the sun?
02:42Okay, maybe she lathered up with a whole economy tub of 90 sunscreen.
02:46Whatever she is, she must be stopped.
02:49Sorry, Cordelia. Looks like another doctor fell prey to her tramping wild.
02:53Maybe now we can start enjoying the evening.
02:56Jeez, Buff, jinx us, why don't you?
02:58That's a cue for something evil to crash in if I ever hurt you.
03:03Showtime.
03:04Buffy!
03:06Come on.
03:08I want my Slayer back.
03:14Look, I've got some purple in me.
03:18Just between us girls, you're looking a little corny, aren't you?
03:27They're coming for me.
03:30Hey, I've got a bit of a vampire problem here.
03:37Cheerleader, there you are.
03:41Oops, ow.
03:42What was that?
03:56Come on.
04:13You know what? It's been fun, but I've got to get out of here and get to my friend.
04:18You think you can take me? Come on, take my hand.
04:26Watch that last step. It's a humdinger.
04:42Holy water. Don't leave home without it.
04:50Check that light.
04:53Oh, go kiss daylight.
04:57Oh, yeah.
05:01You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of them.
05:05They just don't make it like they used to.
05:27No.
05:48Buffy!
05:49Will!
05:50I am so going to enjoy this.
05:53Good to see you again, Slayer. Lovely night for the old mayhem, isn't it?
05:57Spike.
05:58Knew you'd miss me.
06:00Say, where's that gel-headed Nancy boy you're always parading around with?
06:03Usually, Angel's following you around like a neutered pup.
06:06What are you doing back in Sunnydale, Spike? We had a deal.
06:10Sorry, love. Business is business.
06:13I guess there's just no honor among us children of the night.
06:16You shouldn't have come back.
06:18Is Buffy sad because the big bad broke his promise?
06:23Wake up, moron. I'm ecstatic to see you.
06:26You shouldn't have come back because I've been saving up a big honkin' servant of whoop-ass just for you.
06:32Glad you're here. It was getting a bit heavy to carry around.
06:37Oh, I've missed hurting you, Spike.
06:54Right, Slayer. It's to be fisticuffs.
06:57Try not to get your mother in trouble.
07:00Good cunning, you.
07:24That's all right, boys.
07:26A little game we indulge in, Slayer and me.
07:29Bit of foreplay before the grand seduction.
07:32Culture rituals, if you get the picture.
07:35Yeah.
07:37One thing I can say about my relationship with the little miss down there.
07:41It's got fire.
07:53Hey, pointy wooden object. My best friend.
08:24Look, it's everything.
08:27Just between us girls, you're looking a little worn down, guys.
08:35Cheerleader!
08:37That's so wishy-washy.
08:40I feel like a new Slayer.
08:46Don't!
08:54Hey, what's the matter?
09:04Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
09:09I heard those gangbangers crashing in here, and I locked myself in.
09:12Are they still out there?
09:14For the moment, but sit tight and we'll see what we can do.
09:18I don't know what to say, but, I mean, thanks.
09:38There's my girl.
09:41You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you.
09:44There's an endless supply of us.
10:03You want a piece of me? I'll give you the whole damn pie.
10:08No!
10:38Oops. I have to do it again.
10:47Shelter.
10:54Hi, honey. I'm home.
10:56No!
11:09Chick fight!
11:22Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
11:28Looks like an opportunity for a good, wholesome shimmy.
11:38Cool.
11:52Cool.
11:54Cool.
12:04No trail of breadcrumbs, but I'm guessing Spike and his blood buddies jumped down here.
12:11Hey, help! Call 911! Make sure that they bring guns! Big guns!
12:16I'm not sure how long I can keep this mud off me.
12:19Hurry!
12:40Not like this! I can't die like this! Somebody help!
12:53Chick fight.
12:55That was amazing. Thank you so much.
13:02Just between us girls.
13:06Just between us girls, you're looking a little worn around the eyes.
13:16You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you. There's an endless supply of us.
13:22Oh, budge.
13:24On the bright side, Slayer. Kneel up for me.
13:28Could come in handy.
13:36Don't!
13:38Watch it, baby. They're running for it.
14:05Oh.
14:22Bad dog.
14:24Please catch that.
14:35Please catch that.
15:05Maybe you didn't hear me, you skinky, blood-sucking hoe.
15:18Thinking I'd put me down before the Slayer kicked my ass.
15:21The Slayer? Tell me another one.
15:26They all say they know Slayer.
15:31You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you. There's an endless supply of us.
15:37Hey, pointy wooden object. My best friend.
16:07Shit fight.
16:38Oh, good to see you. Never paid any attention to girls like you.
16:56Now you got it.
17:07Cool.
17:37You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you. There's an endless supply of us.
18:02A vampire who has everything.
18:08I feel like a new Slayer.
18:15On the bright side, Slayer. When the alarm clock goes off tomorrow...
18:33Oh.
18:52Now we're cooking with gas.
18:55Damn it. No electricity. The main power switch must be around here somewhere.
19:26This way.
19:28Nothing like a griswold and a spotted demon slaughtering eight girls at once.
19:56Ugh.
20:21Cool beans.
20:25Let's go.
20:27Come on, you lot. Pick up the pace.
20:56Slayer will be on our asses in a minute. Just because you don't see her doesn't mean she isn't there.
21:12You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you. There's an endless supply of us.
21:21Just between us girls, you're looking a little worn around the eyes.
21:34On the bright side...
21:36You all right?
21:51You all right?
22:21I want you, babe, but not in a good way.
22:31You never should have walked into my sleep, now.
22:43What's going on?
23:01Sparkly thingy. To add to my collection of sparkly things.
23:31Buffy!
23:41Don't you ever give up, Slayer. Bloody hell, feel free to tire out at some point. Or die, right? No tears there.
23:50Help! Buffy's gonna whip you good, Spike. You're gonna regret bringing your new girlfriend to your old stomping grounds.
23:57Shut your gob, witch. Shame my sodding girlfriend.
24:00Lucky for you, the ritual requires five seconds.
24:03I'll shut you up permanently.
24:29I bring the spirit guts, honey.
24:36Oh, you'll kiss me.
24:39You wanna piece of me? I'll give you the whole damn pie.
24:58I'm calling you out, Slayer.
25:16I feel like a new Slayer.
25:46Bad dog. Here, let me scratch that itch.
26:15Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
26:43Tag, you're it.
26:46Hi, honey. I'm home.
26:55Guess we should have stayed home tonight.
27:17Quick, come with me.
27:22Fight.
27:49Take this. It's the least I can do.
27:52You saved me. My mother thanks you. My future children thank you.
27:57You saved me. My mother thanks you. My future children thank you.
28:14Get ready to spill your guts, honey.
28:38This is my town.
29:08Get ready to spill your guts, honey.
29:35Get ready to spill your guts, honey.
29:42Two roads diverged in the concrete jungle, and I'm gonna guess Spike and his goons took that one that leads through Cemetery.
29:54Buffy, help!
30:02You're new, not to mention hideous.
30:05Somebody beat you with a whole tree full of ugly sticks.
30:10What? No fearsome words about how I'm going to die in agony or that I shall rue the day that I crossed your path?
30:17Speak now, or forever hold your...
30:21Okay, you're past it.
30:35And now with the glow-in-the-dark jewelry. What's up with that?
30:42Oh, now that's history there.
30:55Dead guys. There's just no talking to them.
31:25Oh, goodness me.
31:41Oops. I did it again.
31:50No!
32:19No!
32:43For the vampire who has everything.
33:14Can't win.
33:31Hey, pointy wooden object. My best friend.
33:53Buffy, help!
34:07Buffy is not on the menu.
34:15I feel like a new Slayer.
34:20Hold back, please, sweetheart.
34:48Stand out, try and guard her.
35:15Just stay dead.
35:22This time, stay alive.
35:36Hold back, please, sweetheart.
35:42Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make you feel safe.
36:02Get ready to spill your guts.
36:11Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
36:22Hello, Slayer. Nice night to die, don't you think?
36:37Oh, goodness me.
36:41Is that your face, or are you minding it for a monkey?
36:51This is my town.
36:56You can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you.
37:01Look on the bright side, Slayer. When the alarm clock...
37:08When in doubt, try a garden of fear.
37:35Hold back, please, sweetheart.
37:43I'm unstoppable.
38:10Stay in the garden.
38:15Showtime.
38:19Get ready to spill your guts, honey.
38:37I feel like a new Slayer.
38:48Here, let me scratch your butt.
38:57You dead bugger. I'm not that bright, are you?
39:03When in doubt, try a garden of fear.
39:33Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
40:02Dead guys. There's just no talking to them.
40:21Shovels are so versatile. Grave digging, carving, decapitation.
40:41Hope you can do something with this. You're incredible. I owe you my life.
41:12Buffy is not a minion.
41:37Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
41:59Can't win, Slayer. There's only one of you. Look on the bright side, Slayer.
42:27Oops. I moved it again.
42:31Never should have walked in my sleep.
42:55Thanks, doll.
43:23Could come in handy.
43:41Hold that pose, sweetheart.
43:45Numbskull.
43:59Help! Somebody help!
44:20This time, stay there.
44:42A bad guy.
44:44Tag, you're it.
44:50I'll take this daylight.
44:56I feel like a new Slayer.
45:16Kill me if you can, Slayer.
45:45The covenants between you and Lucifer.
46:09When in doubt, try a garden implement.
46:14Is that your facer?
46:18Nothing like a brisk walk in a spot of demon slaughter to make a girl's night.
47:09Hold that pose, sweetheart.
47:20Dead guys. There's just no talking to them.
47:24Guess you wish you'd stayed home tonight.
47:40Your shovels are so versatile. Grave digging, gardening, decapitation.
47:58I told you it was safe.
48:28When in doubt, try a garden implement.
48:47Buffy! This way, hurry!
48:50Cavalry's coming!
49:02I'm loving the prepare-to-die dance.
49:20Buffy is not a minion.
49:27Just hold that pose, sweetheart.
49:37Nonstop.
49:58It's time for a stand-off.
50:24Shovels are so versatile. Grave digging, gardening, decapitation.
50:51Buffy!
50:56Hey!
50:57Buffy, be careful. She's stronger than an ordinary vampire.
51:03Willow! You should not have done that.
51:06I know you guys take the whole fetish scene way too seriously, but there's a fine line between femme fatale and tacky trap.
51:14You just vaulted right over that line.
51:17Look all you like, Slayer, but I'll be the one laughing while you're bleeding out on the ground.
51:26And that tattoo just screams biker slut.
51:34Slayer.
51:38Oh, go kiss the daylight.
51:43You may regret that tattoo when you're a few centuries old.
52:13You okay, Will?
52:19A little shaken up, but fine.
52:22You think Spikes rounded up what's left of the Order of Aurelius?
52:26I was sort of hoping there wasn't anything left of them.
52:29Come on, I want to get you out of here.
52:32What about the others?
52:33I'll come back for them, but I'm going to need to be better armed if I have to deal with the Order and my spooky, slippery little new zombie-making friend.