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00:00Spike was going to hit some of the vampire hangouts, see if he could get a line on Kakistos.
00:16And then there was Sid.
00:18Sid?
00:19The dummy.
00:21You remember.
00:22How could you forget?
00:23Looks like Kakistos isn't the only dead guy up and walking around.
00:26And Kakistos was being all cryptic.
00:28No pun intended, but he kept making comments that make me think there's more going on here.
00:33I've got a few theories, but they require more research.
00:36Sid seemed to know something about it, but he was all mysterious, too.
00:40I hate that in a wooden puppet.
00:42Yes, we all do.
00:44So, you said you had theories?
00:47Let's hear them.
00:48Giles just doesn't want to tell you that his big theory, actually, my theory...
00:53I'm sure you haven't forgotten the visit we had from Willow's vampiric doppelganger.
00:58We owe that wonderful brush with alternative dimensions to Anya.
01:02Yay me!
01:04You know, if I hadn't brought evil skanky vampire Willow into this dimension by accident,
01:09we would all be completely lost in this conversation right now.
01:12So, what then?
01:13We're dealing with alternate dimension Kakistos?
01:16Our research certainly turned out plenty of precedent for dimensional bleed.
01:28Tara, are you alright?
01:32What's happened?
01:33The old factory?
01:35Morphed into a big old vampire blood factory, human cattle, all kinds of fun stuff.
01:41And, in the middle of it all, Ethan Reign and a bunch of bakimono.
01:46Ethan?
01:47What does that oily little snake have to do with this?
01:50I got the impression he had nothing to do with the factory changing.
01:55As for Ethan himself, I got the feeling he was testing me, but I don't have the first clue why.
02:02Maybe it's an alternate reality version of Ethan.
02:05I'm getting Tara to a doctor.
02:09Yes, I think that's wise.
02:11There's nothing more to be done this evening. I think we could all do with some rest at this point.
02:15Let's meet back here in the morning and we'll start a search for Ethan.
02:18See if we can't force these puzzle pieces together.
02:21Agreed.
02:22I just need to fill one last mail order.
02:24You go ahead. I'll wait and walk you home.
02:27I don't think any of us should be alone right now.
02:36All right. I'll just be a moment.
02:39I'm not going anywhere.
02:43Hello again, Slayer.
02:45Just a quick visit to satisfy my... curiosity.
02:50I've been wondering, you see, how well you would function without your Watcher.
03:13What are you talking about, Hoof Boy?
03:15Giles is fine. He's in the basement.
03:21Yes, and he isn't alone.
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05:14Hey there, sweetie.
05:18Familiar?
05:36What do we have here?
05:38Hmm. Fancy meeting me here.
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05:48You should never have left the crypt today.
05:52William Tell, eat your heart out.
06:03Hmm. What ghost in morsel is this?
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06:42Ouch. Hot potato.
06:51Little pigs, little pigs.
06:53Ah, nevermind. I'll find another way.
07:05Hyah!
07:07Oh
07:25Pretty cute
07:37Oh can the Slayer come out and play
08:07Have we here
08:29Rumor has it these were once used for digging holes
08:37Oh
09:07I
09:13Find the strangest things wandering around this place
09:16Oh
09:33Giles you okay? Did they ruffle your tweed?
09:38Bit worse for the wear
09:40But I'll survive
09:42Thanks to the security cage
09:44Remember when I said you were paranoid for wanting to lock away the priceless occult goodies I
09:49Meant it, but here's a big yay for your paranoia
09:54Nearly didn't make it into the cage in time
09:57Took some powerful magic to bring those gargoyles to life. So now what?
10:01These stone uglies seem pretty unkillable
10:05The gargoyles aren't like demons or vampires certain magics are required to revert them to their natural state
10:12I don't know the spell offhand
10:14But if you can get out into the store and retrieve my copy of people's compendium
10:19Corbin's and stone demons. I
10:21Should be able to figure it out. Great. It would have been much too easy
10:26If that was one of the books valuable enough to keep in here
10:41Oh
11:11Yeah
11:26Bebo's compendium better get this back to Giles
11:41Ah
11:51Here you go Giles one copy of Bilbo's compendium of Gore things and stone whatchamacallits
11:58Thank You Buffy, no, let me see
12:02Ah
12:03Gargoyles are susceptible to Gorgon venom
12:07The steak dipped in the venom should be sufficient to dispatch them
12:11There are some in the shop that make absolutely sure you use the right venom
12:15Use the wrong one and they'll become so powerful that you'll never defeat them
12:19All I know about the venom is that it reacts strongly to anything of gargoyle origin
12:25Maybe you'll find something in the shop to help you
12:41Oh
13:11Oh
13:27Howdy there sugar come here
13:41Just
14:03What I was looking for and since I can't walk through walls, let's try something else
14:11Oh
14:33Careless careless somebody could fall on this and no reaction with the gargoyle claw
14:39This can't be Gorgon venom
14:42Okay fireworks. This must be Gorgon venom
14:56Time to kick some gargoyle ass
15:12Some kids have a blankie as a comfort object Buffy has a sharp piece of wood
15:28Buffy you have the stakes excellent destroy the gargoyles
15:41Oh
16:05Excellent work Buffy now, let's get out of here
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19:29Faith
19:30Hey be what's shaking?
19:33What's shaking?
19:35Simple as that
19:36Last time I saw you you tried to take over my life when all body snatchers on me
19:41Then there was the LA rampage now you break out of prison and I'm supposed to say what welcome home
19:46I was thinking more along the lines of pull up a chair grab a beer. But yeah, basically
19:52We don't got a hug or nothing
19:54Say what you want. I'm still a slayer bad as you might want to you can't take that away and the jailbreak
20:01You just needed a breath of fresh air. Hell no prison sucks shine a light on that revelation
20:08But between fighting off the butch sisters and trying not to rise to the guards bait
20:12I'm getting my head straight not loving it there, but it wasn't my idea to leave just now
20:17Okay, so if the jailbreak wasn't just because you missed the stellar Sunnydale nightlife. What the hell are you doing here?
20:23Long story chica, but I got the answer man right here
20:28Hello slayer Oh
20:32Forget it look I need to get Charles to the hospital
20:36When you're done well, and I'm which boy here they can patch him up doctors now answers later
20:49Whoa, hang on you promised not to beat Ethan to a pulp until I got here and now you're here let the beating commence
20:57Talk to me sconehead
20:59Happily darling during my captivity. I prayed often to the lords of chaos. I've worshipped for so many years
21:04But my pleas for aid fell upon deaf ears
21:08Naturally in time I turned my devotions elsewhere. I began to worship the entity known as the first
21:14You're joking. No, of course, you're not. What the hell is this thing?
21:19The first the first what the first is as old as the primordial darkness
21:24It's absolute evil older than humanity or demon kind
21:29It's a power that transcends reality time and space
21:33So chaos wasn't enough now. You're playing bootlick for the thing that gave evil. It's capital e
21:41Not exactly the first did agree to help me escape, but I also wanted power
21:46So much power that I would be nearly a lord of chaos myself
21:50The first enjoys a challenge. So I challenged it to a contest with that very power as the prize
21:57I'm sorry still half-asleep. You did what it's simple, really
22:02a
22:03Contest of will and cleverness the first and I each choose five individuals are champions in combat. I
22:10Thought of the slayer first, of course or more properly the two slayers
22:15Willows a witch spikes a vampire with marvelous credentials
22:20I'd originally planned to use the werewolf as number five, but he skipped on apparently so young. Mr. Hassel has to do I
22:27Broke faith out of prison against her will but she at least was reasonable
22:31Sounds like a party girls got to have some diversion once in a while. Okay, so I get what happens if you win
22:37What if you lose if I lose?
22:40I'll suffer eternal torment as the whipping boy of the lowest toadies in the first dark dimension
22:45Oh, and we wouldn't want that to happen if I get to stomp the granddaddy of all evils
22:51That's gotta be major karma points, right? You can forget it
22:55Boggles my mind that you'd even think any of us would help you
23:01Buffy
23:03You really think I'd tell you all of this if you had any choice. I've already named you as my champions
23:10I've told the first
23:13It's done Buffy
23:17Oh Lord
23:19Buffy listen, you cannot combat the first directly without the dagger. It can only be harmed with hopes dagger
23:26You got us into this you're coming along for the ride
23:30No
23:35God help you all
23:43It's the magic box or this world's version you are so dead
23:49Where are the others? What is this dimension? This isn't some alternate reality slayer. This is the first own dimension
23:57It controls everything here
24:00As for my other champions, I guess they're scattered about
24:04While you were busy, however, I made this
24:09And
24:11this is
24:13Once you find them splash them with it and they'll immediately be transported back here
24:19Did I mention how dead you are? You might have I best find your friends before they're dead
24:27You