Brut India
  • 3 years ago
When Indian comedians circled the Shark Tank for jokes...

🎥: Biswa Kalyan Rath, Rohan Joshi, Urooj Ashfaq and Mallika Dua

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Fun
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00:00If you were a serious entrepreneur, you would have known that I have 4 guns and 5 fritters in my jacket.
00:06I really liked your energy.
00:10First of all, I noticed that you are standing on two legs. Are you comfortable?
00:14Omikron, you are a very good and young variant.
00:20I really liked your growth rate.
00:30I really liked your company and your product.
00:48But I don't have a phone, so I won't be able to connect with you.
00:52Should I throw a nail on your head and put it on the wall?
00:56Who are you?
00:58I am Anupam Mittal. Who are you?
01:00I am Anupam Mittal.
01:02What kind of Anupam Mittal are you?
01:04You have come here to do business.
01:06You are saying that Aman has made a boat. There is no problem in that.
01:10We will make a ship.
01:12What is the problem in putting it in this nose or that nose?
01:14You just have to pick up the money and exit at the end.
01:16That is the main problem.
01:18If you were a serious entrepreneur, you would have known that I have 4 guns and 5 fritters in my jacket.
01:24But you don't know this.
01:26That's why I have to say that I am out.
01:28No, no, no, I am out.
01:34First of all, I noticed that you are standing on two legs.
01:36Are you comfortable?
01:38Before we get into the numbers, I am just very curious.
01:40What is your story?
01:42When did you decide to stop sitting?
01:46You have set an example for the whole country that women can also stand.
01:52That's incredible. Hats off to you.
01:54You are standing and I am sitting and I don't know anything about space.
02:00So for those reasons, I am out.
02:02But thank you very much and I wish you all the best.
02:06Omikron Ji, you are a very good and young variant.
02:12I liked your growth rate.
02:16So I want to give you an offer.
02:18Aman, let me finish.
02:22Listen to my offer once.
02:24I will give you 5 rupees in return for 100%.
02:28Get the f**k out of here.
02:30So you can think and tell.
02:32That's your right.
02:34First of all, I would like to say that I really liked your energy.
02:40I really like it.
02:42Because I don't have any expertise in this domain.
02:46So I am out.
02:48But I wish you the best.
02:50I really liked your spirit.
02:52Because I am also from Pune.
02:54So I would like to make you an offer.
02:58I would like to offer you a counter.
03:00That you give your truck directly to a tree.
03:04Because I have a network of pharma.
03:08Not just in India but also abroad.
03:12Let me finish.
03:14Who are you?
03:16How will I know if you don't let me finish?
03:18What do you want to say?
03:20Let me finish.
03:22What do you want to say?
03:24Let me finish.
03:26Where are you from?
03:28If you let me finish, I will tell you.