One church in Switzerland is taking religion into the modern age ... introducing an A.I. hologram of Jesus, who is doling out advice to parishioners.
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00:00And now, move over Jesus that helped the poor and healed the sick, because there's a new
00:07and improved son of God that can forgive your sins in a hundred different languages!
00:12As long as you keep him powered on.
00:14Yes!
00:15Meet your new mess A.I.-ah!
00:18A.I. hologram Jesus might be coming to a church near you soon.
00:22St. Peter's Chapel in Switzerland has a confession booth, and when you go in, instead of a priest
00:27on the other side, there's a hologram A.I. Jesus.
00:29Get out!
00:30More like, get in that booth and confess your sins to Avatar Jesus!
00:36You can ask it anything you want, and it will answer you in whatever language you want.
00:39Let's try!
00:40Robo-Jesus, how do we find peace?
00:43The presence of wars and poverty often stems from human actions driven by greed, impurity,
00:48lust, and evil desires.
00:49Uh, is it us, or is this bot kind of boring?
00:53At least real Jesus turned water into wine, maybe we just need to ask it something better.
00:57What if somebody says, hey Jesus, you want to mess around?
01:00Wow!
01:01Wow!
01:02Wow!
01:03If you're looking for that type of redemption, pal, try logging on to Only Prophets instead!
01:08Anyway, the booth does warn you not to tell it anything too personal.
01:12Do not disclose personal information under any circumstances.
01:15You like, say like your deepest, darkest secrets, and it can go against you and use it.
01:20Right, but does it record you?
01:22Who knows?
01:23This Jesus is a buzzkill!
01:24He's a narc!
01:25Catholic Church is like, who's got secrets now?
01:29So have fun, sinners!
01:31In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Android Almighty, amen.