Triple Life With My Billionaire Crush
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00:00Americano alpine water.
00:02Iced mocha.
00:18I need all of these.
00:20ASAP.
00:22Okay.
00:28Your total is $130.
00:30Cash or credit?
00:32Um...
00:36You can't pay?
00:38You ordered 20 cups of coffee and you can't pay?
00:40Just give me one moment to make a quick phone call.
00:42I'm sorry.
00:44Forget it. Your order is cancelled.
00:46You've probably never had a phone call in your life.
00:48Next, please.
00:52Oh.
00:56James. Hi.
00:58I'm at the coffee shop down on Roma Street
01:00and I forgot my wallet.
01:02Can you come down here and help me pay for the coffees?
01:04Thanks.
01:10Your order's been taken care of.
01:12Uh...
01:14Thank you. I really appreciate it.
01:16My friend will be here soon to pay you back.
01:18Don't worry about it.
01:20You look like you really know your coffee.
01:22You know, my hotel?
01:24Right across the street.
01:26Why don't we go there and use my big stick
01:28to taste your little bean?
01:30Ew. Uh, no.
01:32Thank you. I'm fine.
01:36Don't play coy.
01:38You are clearly looking for it.
01:40Let's just stop playing games and get down to it.
01:44You filthy whore!
01:46How dare you!
01:50I'm sorry.
02:04I just have to apologize for my delay.
02:06What is it you want to do?
02:08You want to buy this whole establishment?
02:14After careful evaluation,
02:16we determined this to be an appropriate amount
02:18for the whole establishment.
02:20The lawyer's on the way,
02:22and the contract is being prepared as we speak.
02:24No, I just...
02:26For acquisition under $10 million,
02:28there's really no need for you to show up.
02:30James, I just forgot my wallet,
02:32and I needed money for the coffees.
02:34Money for the coffee?
02:38Were you too delusional?
02:40You thought you were buying this whole coffee shop?
02:42This is one of the hottest cafes
02:44in all of L.A.
02:46Just some creep who tried to get Yanzi with me.
02:48He paid for the coffees.
02:50$130.
02:52Can you just pay him back and make sure I never see him again?
03:04There's just no need for so much.
03:06I was just helping the lady out.
03:08Consider this an advance for your medical bills.
03:10Get him.
03:16Thank you, James.
03:18Um, I'm gonna get back to work now.
03:20Oh, not so fast. I'm afraid there's something else.
03:22Your mother, she instructed me
03:24to get you back to your engagement party
03:26under any means necessary.
03:28James, I have never met the guy,
03:30and I am not getting engaged to someone I have never met,
03:32especially when I'm in love with someone else.
03:34I repeat, I am not going to that engagement party.
03:36If you insist.
03:38But I do apologize about this.
03:40What are you gonna do with those?
03:42All right, here we go.
03:44Are you actually kidnapping me?
03:46Hey, what are you, some sort of mafia thug or something?
03:48I thought you were supposed to be a proper butler.
03:50Hey, put me down.
03:52I can walk, you know.
03:54Put me down.
03:56Put me down.
03:58Oh, my darling, what happened?
04:00Why are you such a mess?
04:02Hurry, go get dressed.
04:04Hey, I can walk, you know.
04:14Hey, I can walk, you know.
04:30Oh, my lady, your fiancé.
04:32He's the talk of the town.
04:34Handsome, chivalrous,
04:36and disgustingly rich.
04:38I've only seen him in the paper,
04:40but he's here.
04:42You're so lucky.
04:44Every woman wishes she could be you.
04:46I don't know.
04:48And you know what? I don't care.
04:50I've met male perfection, and I highly doubt anyone else compares.
04:56Speak of the handsome devil.
05:00Hello, boss.
05:02Oh, yes, I've just been waiting for your call.
05:04I have the files ready to deliver.
05:06Whenever you're ready.
05:08Yes, sir.
05:12Don't run, please.
05:14It's your engagement.
05:16Just wait for your fiancé.
05:18Guy isn't even here yet?
05:20It's just one elaborate charade. I have work to do.
05:34Yes, mother?
05:36Wesley, dear, where are you?
05:38This project is worth billions,
05:40and it won't close until it is sealed with a kiss.
05:42Now get here quickly.
05:44I know what I have to do, mother.
05:46And as long as you finalize the divorce clause in the contract,
05:48we can finally get this over with.
06:04Oh, hi.
06:06I think I just saw your daughter run off.
06:08Beautiful figure from behind.
06:10Well, I'm sure your son has a beautiful figure as well.
06:12Of course, we haven't seen him yet.
06:14Well, it's just a formality at this point.
06:16It's meant to be.
06:18He'll meet eventually.
06:20Right, right. Good things come to those who wait.
06:22Why don't we just cut to the chase
06:24and sign the paperwork?
06:26James?
06:28Contract?
06:30Pen. It's en en bloc.
06:34No problem.
06:36I'm going to take off my
06:38latest limited
06:40Partier first.
06:58Boss?
07:00Wesley?
07:02Oh, no. I forgot the change.
07:06Okay.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:26I...
07:28Oh, my God.
07:30Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
07:32Wesley.
07:34Wesley.
07:36Wesley.
07:38Wesley.
07:46My son is incredibly disciplined.
07:48He never lets the
07:50constant stream of women chasing him
07:52get in the way of his achieving greatness.
07:54He prides himself
07:56on being untouchable.
07:58Untouchable.
08:00My daughter's always been a perfect lady.
08:02And she has little to no dating experience.
08:04In fact, I almost wondered
08:06if she liked boys at all.
08:10How do you want me?
08:32Okay.
08:48Okay.
08:50The good news is
08:52that I actually slept with my crush.
08:54The bad news is
08:56I slept with my crush.
08:58Who will you think of me?
09:02Oh, God.
09:24Oh, God.
09:26He's gorgeous.
09:28I felt every inch of that back in the dark.
09:30But seeing really is believing.
09:44Yo, Max.
09:46I need your help, man.
09:48I think I was drugged.
09:50I don't know. My coffee?
09:52There was a woman here.
09:54I'm pretty sure.
09:56Yeah, she stayed the night.
09:58Did he enjoy it as much as I did?
10:00Just go find her.
10:02Okay? I can't let her go.
10:28How can you be eating
10:30at a time like this?
10:32Are you listening to me?
10:34Yes. You slept with your boss.
10:36So what? I mean, that's the only reason
10:38why he started working with you, right?
10:40Stop pretending like you're struggling
10:42and you're having sex.
10:44But you didn't see his face when he said,
10:46find that woman.
10:48He was terrifying. I just...
10:50You're lying.
10:52Listen, you were all dolled up last night
10:54and completely unrecognizable
10:56and I recognize that you're the same woman
10:58that he slept with. Besides, if he did,
11:00he would be calling you right now.
11:08Hello, sir?
11:10Come to my office. Now.
11:22Come in here.
11:26Come on.
11:44What's that?
11:48Bug bites.
11:50Bug bites.
11:52Let me see your hand.
11:56Bug bites.
12:08I didn't hit you, I swear.
12:10Sure. Yeah.
12:12It was the woman from last night.
12:14Maybe it...
12:16Maybe you were drunk
12:18and she was trying to wake you up
12:20and, you know, help you, you know?
12:22And how would you know that?
12:24Because I...
12:26am a woman.
12:28And, therefore, I know how women think.
12:30Maybe
12:32it was someone who's been into you
12:34for like a really long time.
12:36You're just a really impressive guy.
12:38You probably have a line ten miles long
12:40of women dying to meet you
12:42and you let one in and that's okay.
12:44Maybe that's what happened.
12:46All right. There are still no leads.
12:48So...
12:50That's great.
12:52What a pity.
12:54If only there were some leads.
12:56I have a lead, boss.
12:58I found the shoe underneath the bed.
13:00Must be from a woman from that night.
13:02Contact every woman who stayed in the hotel last night.
13:04One of them has a shoe.
13:22If...
13:28If Wesley Ashford,
13:30youngest man on the Forbes 100 list,
13:32wants a woman who fits in a glass slipper,
13:34then I will be
13:36that woman putting this foot
13:38into that glass slipper.
13:40This is my Cinderella story.
13:42Easy, princess.
13:44High blood pressure causes swelling
13:46and you're naturally already bloated.
13:48Besides, this prince is mine.
13:50Today is the day
13:52my abnormally dainty feet
13:54will lead me to my destiny.
13:58This shoe is a size seven
14:00and I am only two sizes over.
14:02And nobody said anything
14:04about padding.
14:06All you little idiots
14:08are banking on thermal expansion.
14:10Just wait until
14:12I am
14:14Miss Wesley Ashford.
14:20Ah!
14:28My God, there's so many of them.
14:30What's that guy doing here?
14:32Y'all claim to have been present and have proof of entry.
14:34Sir, you were drugged.
14:36It takes some serious strength to give you that mark.
14:38Can't rule out men just yet.
14:40Um, all right.
14:42Well, uh, what are they doing?
14:44They're using the principle of thermal expansion and contraction
14:46to change the size of their feet to fit this shoe.
14:48Ah!
14:58Next!
15:00I just took my feet.
15:08Too big.
15:10Next.
15:12Too small.
15:14Had a little too much salt for lunch.
15:16Next.
15:18Wait, excuse me.
15:20Not when your time is up.
15:22Hello, boys.
15:24Wesley, your wifey has arrived.
15:26And she will be your wifey in three, two...
15:30It must be the socks.
15:32Let me take them out.
15:36I just got a fresh pedicure.
15:38It's so beautiful.
15:40We can talk over lunch.
15:42Oh!
15:44It's a cheer!
15:46Invalid.
15:48Next.
15:50Wearing socks to try on a glass slipper?
15:52The fashion faux pas enough to know the shoe's not hers?
15:56Well, why don't you try it?
16:00Well, why don't you try it?
16:06Uh...
16:08Okay.
16:10Okay.
16:12Yeah.
16:28Wait!
16:30It's not a turn.
16:36Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:40Ah!
16:42Sorry, I'm late.
16:48You can stop all this now.
16:50I'm here.
16:52And who are you?
16:54The woman you're looking for, obviously.
16:56Wesley!
16:58How could you forget our insatiable night together?
17:00You were looking so handsome
17:02in that new suit.
17:04It's too bad we ruined it.
17:06Wait.
17:08Wesley Ashford,
17:10you sly dog.
17:12You have to remember
17:14how we absolutely ravished each other
17:16until dawn.
17:18Who are you?
17:20Who I am is not as important as who I am.
17:22I'm Burton.
17:24The Burton family?
17:26Burton's butler's sister.
17:28James has a sister
17:30and she's a bitch?
17:32So I guess it's news to you too, huh?
17:34Check out her bag.
17:36Do you have one like that too?
17:38Not anymore.
17:40I got rid of it during a cleanse
17:42before I started working here.
17:44You were so forward that night.
17:46I mean, as soon as you saw me,
17:48you kissed me.
17:50I was so startled that I slapped you.
17:52That only made you older
17:54and I couldn't help myself.
17:56I was wet and willing
17:58and you were a beast.
18:00I'm sorry, ma'am, but this just sounds like
18:02some online misconnection madness.
18:04We're gonna need a little more concrete evidence.
18:06I wasn't finished.
18:08And neither were you.
18:10Until I licked that scar.
18:12You like your scar licked?
18:14I can lick the scar all night.
18:16Her?
18:18It was me.
18:20But how did she know all the dirty details?
18:22Is she spying on us?
18:26Enough!
18:28If what you're saying is true,
18:30then I guess I have to take responsibility.
18:32Yes, you will.
18:34Do what you must.
18:36Come to your senses.
18:46I thought you implied
18:48that he was gonna be murdering this mysterious woman.
18:50But it sounds like he's gonna be marrying her.
18:52How you really dropped the ball
18:54on this one, Aurora.
18:56How the hell was I supposed to know?
18:58And also, how did that woman know all of those details
19:00about my secret so escapade?
19:02Wait, so that was the whole point.
19:04You're telling me that was
19:06what was really freeing behind closed doors?
19:08That's not the point.
19:10What are we gonna do?
19:12Well, if you want concrete evidence,
19:14maybe you could give some detailed details.
19:16But also, to be honest,
19:18you do have a future.
19:20And you can forget all of this
19:22and just go back to your fiancé.
19:24Brainy, I can't!
19:26I'm in love with my boss!
19:28What boss?
19:32What boss?
19:34Uh, well,
19:36we're talking about the guy that works
19:38at the taco truck in the parking lot.
19:40Yeah, yeah, the burrito guy.
19:42He's really muscular and handsome.
19:44And plus, he can cook, so we were talking about going to say hi.
19:46Let's go!
19:48Yeah, yeah, let's go!
19:54Max, is there a taco truck in the parking lot?
19:56If you like Aurora so much,
19:58why don't you tell her?
20:00Whoa.
20:02Since when are you so in touch with your human emotions?
20:04Doesn't that go against your programming?
20:06Data shows that men have an 11%
20:08higher advantage in pursuing
20:10women than women do in men.
20:12If you need, I can come up with an action plan.
20:14Oh, no need.
20:16I'm already very well-versed in the art of pursuit.
20:18Now, Max, set a reminder
20:20to visit the taco truck tomorrow.
20:26I'll be there.
20:38So many people.
20:40Which one is the boss?
20:42Oh, Wesley, darling.
20:44Fancy meeting you here.
20:46I guess I'm not the only one from high society
20:48who likes to rough it with the local proletariat.
20:50No, that one's not handsome.
20:52It'd be the boss they were talking about.
20:56Hey, Aurora.
20:58How you doing?
21:00Hey, Noah.
21:02Good to see you.
21:04You too.
21:06See you, mama.
21:08The usual?
21:10You know me.
21:12Hi, sir.
21:14I would like to buy
21:16everything you have on your menu.
21:18What?
21:20Wesley, for me?
21:22I mean, I know I just told you
21:24that I absolutely love everything
21:26on this menu, but I couldn't possibly
21:28do all of that.
21:30You just spoil me to death.
21:32Well, I have her first,
21:34and then I have people behind you.
21:36You guys had a wait in line.
21:38Well, I'll have you know, sir,
21:40that this place violates many regulations.
21:42Yeah, I own most of the buildings here,
21:44and therefore this is my parking lot,
21:46so you better find a different place
21:48to park your taco truck.
21:50What are you talking about?
21:52Because of the conflict of interest,
21:54clearly, your relationship with Aurora.
21:56That just can't happen.
21:58What relationship?
22:00What's he talking about relationship?
22:02Okay.
22:04Wesley, how about you focus
22:06on your own relationship
22:08and leave us alone, okay?
22:16Mom.
22:18Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll meet up with him.
22:20Fine. Since it's already arranged,
22:22we'll finally be able to clear this up.
22:26Your daughter is going to love my son.
22:28A true gentleman.
22:30Deeply influenced by his
22:32British grandfather, an Earl.
22:36Well, Aurora, it seems like your lunch
22:38has long been over, and yet you're still
22:40hanging out with this guy. What is it, the muscles?
22:42I got those, too. See?
22:44See, look. Get a load of this.
22:46He dresses impeccably.
22:48Impeccably.
22:50Butting his shirt up every time
22:52to the top.
22:54Huh?
22:56My daughter is so soft-spoken.
22:58I've never heard a razor voice
23:00to anyone. I think the two of them
23:02will have a very peaceful, harmonious life
23:04together.
23:06It looks like you have all
23:08those freaking burritos around you.
23:10Just take a load of that!
23:14Mom, we need a green car.
23:16A green car. Okay, got it.
23:26Hi.
23:30Hi.
23:36Mom, what are you doing?
23:38Listen, boss.
23:40Could they answer on their own?
23:42Damn it! That boy's getting too cocky.
23:44We need to end it now.
23:46Keep looking.
23:48Get off!
23:50What are you trying to do?
23:52Get me all hot and bothered?
23:54I know
23:56we're engaged, but that was completely
23:58out of the line.
24:00First of all, you got in my car.
24:02Whatever. This is not going to work.
24:04I'm going to call my attorney, get this contract cancelled.
24:08Don't do that, because
24:10I kind of like you.
24:12You just met me.
24:14You're gorgeous.
24:16Lively. You have zero interest in me,
24:18which makes you 100% my type.
24:20What did you just say?
24:22I'm saying you're perfect.
24:24Whatever.
24:26I'm sorry, but
24:28my heart belongs to someone else.
24:30Oh.
24:32Someone else's girl.
24:34Even better.
24:36Cut the crap. Drive.
24:38Alright.
24:40My wife.
24:48Boss, your face.
24:50Someone was just
24:52excited to see me.
24:58You got an arm on you.
25:00I like a woman who can land a hard hit.
25:02Try that again.
25:04See if you can stand by that statement.
25:06Now you told me
25:08you're going to take me to my lawyer.
25:10What is this?
25:12I'm not hungry. I just want to get this whole thing finished.
25:14Okay?
25:18I know what you mean.
25:26Wait. Is
25:28this the Moretti
25:30family restaurant?
25:32Oh my god.
25:34Are you one of them?
25:36I am so sorry.
25:38If I had known that you were one of those
25:40useless freeloaders,
25:42I would have put a definitive end
25:44to this excursion much sooner.
25:46I mean, the only one of you worth it yet
25:48is that adopted brother of yours,
25:50Leo, or something.
25:52I've seen the news.
25:54He's made quite the name for himself.
25:56Bad boy with big ideas
25:58and a big heart.
26:00You could learn a lesson from him.
26:06Well, it doesn't matter
26:08if I'm one of them.
26:10Becoming a member of the Burton family
26:12would be an honor.
26:16It's my pleasure to be engaged to you.
26:18Sorry. Wait.
26:20So you're refusing to cancel the engagement?
26:22Come on, man.
26:24Name your price.
26:26You're engaged?
26:28You're engaged?
26:30Why is she everywhere?
26:32Whoa, what are you doing here?
26:34Aren't you still locked in at work?
26:36And who's this guy?
26:38I thought you were listening in on our conversation.
26:40I'm her husband.
26:42Uh, it's fiancé.
26:44We're not married yet.
26:46So you're actually engaged.
26:48Since when?
26:50Right now.
26:52You have your date and I have mine.
26:54What's your name again?
26:56Oh, well, as you may know,
26:58my name's Moretti.
27:00Leo Moretti.
27:02What?
27:04You're the good Moretti
27:06that I was just complimenting?
27:14Aurora, is it?
27:16You work for my Wesley?
27:18Congrats on your engagement.
27:20You make a beautiful couple.
27:22Shall we join you?
27:24Oh, you know, never mind.
27:26Anyways, we have a big lunch.
27:28But, you know, my Wesley wanted a day out of the town,
27:30so here we are.
27:32Unfortunately, we don't allow you
27:34to buy drinks without the additional purchase of food.
27:36And since you're not hungry
27:38we're closed for a private event.
27:40Could you please show these guests out?
27:44Could you please show these guests out?
27:46You...
27:56You...
28:00Well, I believe it's time for
28:02101.
28:04Even if you are,
28:06by my own admission,
28:08the best of the Morettis,
28:10I still can't marry you.
28:12Why not?
28:14It's too complicated.
28:16Your family and everything you're involved with.
28:18I mean, I can't be associated with criminals.
28:20And...
28:22I'm in love
28:24with someone else.
28:26Is that man from earlier?
28:28Right.
28:30See, even the whole world
28:32can see it except the idiot himself.
28:34What a lucky man.
28:36Boss,
28:38we just got a job.
28:40A squirrel and a wife seeking revenge for a broken family.
28:42Only absolute vermin
28:44claw their way into other people's lives.
28:46Take care of it.
28:48Oh, but
28:50that's just business.
28:52I hope that didn't scare you too much.
28:54Even if you are helping people,
28:56you are still involved
28:58in illicit activities.
29:00I don't even know why my mother considered you a potential match
29:02in the first place.
29:20No need.
29:22Mom,
29:24I understand you want to see me get married,
29:26but you can't just sign me away.
29:28This is a mob boss.
29:30A mob boss? What?
29:32I'm calling him. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
29:34Nia,
29:36I need to see you.
29:38Bring your son.
29:40Darling, just one second.
29:42Uh-huh.
29:44Well, the planes went into the wrong cargo bay,
29:46so the...
29:48Huh?
29:58It's her.
30:10Hey, she looks like...
30:12It's her. Damn.
30:14That woman. I can't let Wes see someone on a date with Leo again.
30:16He'll be hopeless between us.
30:22Oh.
30:24See how lovely my daughter is.
30:26She has always wanted to meet you.
30:28Finally.
30:30Fiona,
30:32as lovely as your daughter is
30:34from behind,
30:36this is getting a little ridiculous.
30:38At least my son has the decency to show up
30:40and stay.
30:46Good thing I kept up with my cardio.
30:48Hey.
30:50Why did you run?
30:52I'm just shopping here.
30:54What do you mean?
30:56Well,
30:58Wes,
31:00your eyes,
31:02and without your glasses,
31:04you look just like the woman from that night.