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00:00It's time for the big three, the golf match of the century!
00:09You're finally here.
00:11It's been a while since I've seen you.
00:14I quit golf.
00:16You said that! Why are you here at a time like this?
00:19I didn't ask you about golf.
00:20You're not a professional golfer, are you?
00:23This is why I'm here.
00:24This is why you're here.
00:25If you think about it, you'll understand.
00:27I even prepared my gloves and shoes.
00:30You can tell I'm wearing a suit, right?
00:32You were a golfer, weren't you?
00:33You were a golfer, weren't you?
00:36Hey, Take-chan!
00:37Yes?
00:38Take-san.
00:39Don't be late.
00:40Why?
00:41Because you were the first one to come.
00:43It's a little different from the real thing.
00:45I was the first one to come.
00:47I was the first one to get on the bus.
00:49I thought I was wrong.
00:51It's like Take-san.
00:55You're going to Hanamaru, aren't you?
00:56Yes, I'm going to Hanamaru.
00:57It's a big three, so it's really Take-chan.
01:00Didn't you call Bit Takeshi?
01:04Bit Takeshi wasn't available.
01:06Matsumura-san?
01:07He wasn't available.
01:08He wasn't available.
01:09Don't lie to me this time.
01:11I didn't even ask.
01:13Matsumura-san is a senior.
01:15Bit Takeshi is complicated.
01:17I'm a junior at Takamiya.
01:21That's right.
01:22That's right.
01:23Who else was there?
01:24Hikawa-kun.
01:26Moriguchi Yoko-chan.
01:28Takahashi Mariko-san.
01:30The way you remember is just right.
01:32First, Hikawa-kun and then Moriguchi.
01:35A little bit of Maho and then Takahashi.
01:38Maho and Tamo-san.
01:39There was one more.
01:41The three of us did it.
01:45In the 90s.
01:47In the first half of the 90s?
01:48In the first half.
01:49It was a special edition of Shinshun.
01:51I've been doing a lot of things.
01:53Sekine Tsutomu-san.
01:54That's right.
01:56Sekine-san did a little impersonation.
01:58I did.
01:59With Aoki-san.
02:00I did it with Aoki-san.
02:02Can you do it, Sekine-san?
02:04These two are interesting.
02:09Don't talk.
02:12Excuse me.
02:13Later at the recording booth.
02:16Narration.
02:17Are you going to put it in?
02:19It's all fake.
02:21What's the name of the golf course today?
02:23I borrowed it from Fuji Golf Park.
02:27We'll have a three-hole confrontation.
02:31If that happens, what position will Kinoshita be in?
02:34I'll go with Itsumi-san.
02:37I imagined Itsumi-san.
02:40You did a good job.
02:41I did my best.
02:42I almost put on my own glasses.
02:43I put it on my own.
02:44You did it.
02:45There's no one else.
02:46Itsumi-san.
02:47This golf course is a short course.
02:51I don't use a big driver.
02:53I see.
02:54It's all a little over 100 yards.
02:56That's good.
02:57If you hit it, it's green.
02:59I'm trying to earn a position in this opening.
03:01I see.
03:02It'll be over soon.
03:03It'll be over soon.
03:04But there's a pond in front of me.
03:06That's right.
03:07This is the first tournament, so it's a history.
03:10I see.
03:11Wait a minute.
03:12Wait a minute.
03:13Is this going to continue?
03:15I'm glad.
03:16I'm glad.
03:17I'm glad.
03:18I'll call you again.
03:19I'll call you again.
03:21It's going to spread to the main family.
03:22Maybe it's going to be a big hit.
03:23That's right.
03:24If I did it as Sanma-san on this show, I could have left as Sanma-san.
03:30It's like a wall shot.
03:31Really.
03:32I gave this DVD to Sanma-san's manager.
03:35Sanma-san's manager showed it to Sanma-san.
03:37I said, oh, my God.
03:39Only Haraguchi-kun changed.
03:43He's the real one.
03:44He's the real one.
03:45I was infected at home.
03:48I was crying when I saw it.
03:51I'm glad I was able to contribute.
03:54So if you practice here, you'll be a music player.
03:58Maybe.
03:59What kind of music player is Sanma-san?
04:01I'm Sanma-san.
04:02Next is Hanamaru Hakata.
04:05This much.
04:06I don't know the tension here.
04:08Golden.
04:09Golden.
04:11How about golf?
04:13I haven't played golf lately.
04:15Really.
04:16Which one?
04:17Which one?
04:18Sanma-san.
04:20Sanma-san quit.
04:21Sanma-san said he wouldn't do it anymore.
04:23I haven't played it lately either.
04:24But you were doing it.
04:25I was doing it.
04:26I was absorbed about 10 years ago.
04:27I see.
04:29Sanma-chan is doing the program inside.
04:33That's because I'm doing it with the gears.
04:36Sanma-san can do it, too.
04:37I'm doing it.
04:39You did it with Toshi before, right?
04:41Yes, I did.
04:42With Yahagi.
04:43I did it with Yahagi.
04:44Also with Horiken.
04:45I often go to Horiken.
04:47At the factory committee.
04:48At the factory committee.
04:49I was invited by Horiken once.
04:50The head of Horiken.
04:51The head of Horiken.
04:52The head of Horiken.
04:53Excuse me.
04:54Excuse me.
04:55I'm going to the bathroom.
04:56What do you think?
04:57I'm going to the bathroom.
04:58Really?
04:59Really?
05:00No, it's okay.
05:01I couldn't go without meeting the schedule.
05:04I haven't played golf with the two real people.
05:09You haven't?
05:10I'm going to go with Sanma-san once.
05:12From Mr. Higashino.
05:13From Mr. Higashino.
05:14Okazaki-kun, how about golf?
05:16You're going to go with Sanma-san, right?
05:17Yes, I am.
05:18Really?
05:19I'll tell him.
05:20Really?
05:21I'll go.
05:22I'll go.
05:23Okay.
05:24I got it.
05:25It was raining that day.
05:26I said, I'm going to the bathroom.
05:27I don't like rain.
05:28I'm sorry.
05:29I'm going to the bathroom.
05:30I don't like rain.
05:31I'm glad I went up today.
05:33That's why I was two minutes late.
05:36I was lost.
05:39I didn't know if I could go or not.
05:41I came here about 30 minutes ago.
05:43You're a local, right?
05:45Yes, I am.
05:46We came from Tokyo, but you came from somewhere else, right?
05:49I came from Ibaraki.
05:52You're originally from Ibaraki, right?
05:55Yes, I am.
05:56It's hard to come from Ibaraki when you're busy.
05:58I came from Ibaraki.
05:59It's hard.
06:00You're not Suzuki Nana anymore.
06:03You came from Ibaraki because you were given by Yoshiki.
06:06You did a corset.
06:07Yes, I did.
06:09You've been doing it for a long time.
06:11I did it in 2006.
06:13Yes, I remember.
06:15And it sold well this year.
06:17You're a good salesman.
06:19You're a good salesman.
06:21You're a good salesman.
06:22I'm glad I came up here.
06:25You're a good salesman.
06:26You're a good salesman.
06:27That's amazing.
06:29This time, it's a three-hole game.
06:32The winner is the one with the least number of balls.
06:37I see.
06:38I'll do it the same way as the main game.
06:40Are the rules going to change?
06:42The first hole is normal.
06:45It's going to change again.
06:47Every hole?
06:48That's right.
06:49You're going to be serious.
06:50Don't be too serious.
06:52If it's golf, I won't say a word.
06:54It's a game.
06:55It's spinning.
06:56I'll do it seriously.
06:57That's right.
07:00Please speak properly.
07:02Speak properly.
07:03I'll speak.
07:05The competition stage is Fuji Golf Park in Chiba Prefecture.
07:10A short course of all nine holes surrounded by lush forests and a training ground with 100 seats are also available.
07:16Everyone in Fukuoka is also welcome to practice golf.
07:20Who will go first?
07:23Let's start with Toshinosa.
07:26Let's start with Toshinosa.
07:28Shall I go first?
07:29Let's start with Mr. Sanma.
07:30All right.
07:31What is this?
07:33This is 101 yards.
07:34101?
07:35Yes.
07:36It's a shot over the pond.
07:38That's right.
07:39It's over the pond.
07:40Even if you go into the pond, you can't catch it.
07:43Mr. Taka.
07:44It's like a tunnel.
07:46There's no comedian.
07:48There's no comedian.
07:50All right.
07:51I'm counting on you.
07:53Let's go.
07:54Yes, please.
07:55All right.
07:56I'm going to swing a little.
07:58All right, ladies.
08:01I'm nervous.
08:04Who?
08:05I'm nervous.
08:06I thought you were going to hit it.
08:07I thought you were going to hit it.
08:08I thought you were going to swing it now.
08:10It's a balance of tension.
08:12It's a variety show.
08:13It's a variety show.
08:16Mr. Sanma, please go first.
08:18Yes, I'll go first.
08:20Ladies.
08:23Let's go.
08:26It's to the left.
08:28It's to the left.
08:29It's to the left.
08:30It's to the left.
08:32Where did it go?
08:33I saw it.
08:34I can't see it at all.
08:35I can't see it.
08:36The first shot of Haraguchi, starting with the first pressure, is to the left and to the forest.
08:43I thought it was to the left.
08:45It's up in the forest.
08:46It's better to throw it.
08:48It's better to throw it.
08:50Now I'm in a hurry.
08:51No, no, no.
08:52What?
08:54It's not me.
08:55I'm in a hurry.
08:56It's not a hurry.
08:57What?
08:58It's not a hurry.
08:59The smoke is coming out of the ball.
09:01Tell me that.
09:03Obey, you've been doing this for a long time, haven't you?
09:05What?
09:06I'm playing four on the short course.
09:08Really?
09:09Short course?
09:10I've never heard of it.
09:11You should have said it.
09:12The talk was short.
09:14It's all short today.
09:16It's all short?
09:17Which one?
09:18Take-san.
09:19You are younger than me but I'm older than you
09:25I'm sorry Take-chan
09:27Take-chan
09:29Don't give it to him
09:31This is Mr.Hanamaru's first car
09:33It looks like Take-chan
09:35The pants are nice
09:37The clothes are nice
09:41It looks like him
09:43Tojimachi
09:45It's Tojimachi
09:47Tojimachi
09:49Pepe-dom
09:51Tojimachi
09:53A big voice
09:55You are not dyed
09:57Let's go
10:01It's right
10:05It's right
10:07The ball is going to the right
10:11Sorashido
10:13It's falling
10:15It's falling
10:21Hanamaru's first car
10:25The ball is found in the forest
10:29Let's do it
10:31You have to be serious
10:33It's a battle
10:35What?
10:37You have to be serious
10:39You don't talk
10:41I'm serious
10:43What?
10:45You were like this
10:47You have a good attitude
10:49You have a good attitude
10:51I don't think you are in your 80s
10:53Shut up
10:55I'm not
10:57Hanamaru
11:01You are Hanamaru
11:03I thought you were
11:05I'm not
11:09It's been a while
11:13It's been a while
11:15It's been a while
11:17It's been a while
11:19Johnny Shimura's hit
11:21It's been a while
11:23In the forest
11:25It's there
11:27It's there
11:29Is it there?
11:31It's here
11:33It's here
11:35It's here
11:37It's here
11:39It's been a while
11:41Johnny Shimura got miss shot
11:433 OBs in a row
11:47You guys are bad at this
11:49No
11:53It's a club
11:55We should make a show
11:57It's you
11:59Are you from Golf network?
12:01You are from RKB
12:03You are saying weird things
12:05I don't usually wear sunglasses
12:07I don't usually wear sunglasses
12:09Big 3! A golf match of the century!
12:16The first shot of Haraguchi...
12:18Left, left, left!
12:20OB is off to the left.
12:23Next up is Hanamaru.
12:26Johnny and Ishimura also miss the shot.
12:28What a three-in-a-row OB!
12:31From here, the third shot.
12:33I have to make it slip once.
12:35Tamori-san, it's your third shot.
12:37This is good.
12:39It's not a slip problem.
12:41This is good.
12:43I can't get the sense of distance.
12:51Wait a minute.
12:53It's out again.
12:55It's out again.
12:57Bring it back.
12:59It's a three-in-a-row shot.
13:01Wait a minute.
13:03It's out again.
13:05It's out again.
13:07Is it the effect of the sunglasses?
13:09I know why you quit golf.
13:11That's why I quit.
13:13You did it 10 years ago.
13:15It's out again.
13:17Can I pick it up?
13:19Pick it up quickly.
13:21I don't see Tamori-san picking up the ball.
13:23That's right.
13:25It's a small run.
13:27The first golf match was like this.
13:29That's right.
13:31It may be realistic.
13:33It's easy to hit.
13:35Tamori-san, it's your fifth shot.
13:37It's my fifth shot.
13:39Can I do it?
13:41I heard that you practiced a lot.
13:43I heard that you practiced a lot.
13:45I'll leave the ball and eat soba.
13:47I'll leave the ball and eat soba.
13:49Soba?
13:51I'll eat soba.
13:53I can't get the sense of distance.
13:55You can't get the sense of distance.
13:57You can't get the sense of distance.
13:59It's a right hand.
14:01It's a right hand.
14:03It's a right hand.
14:05I can't get the sense of distance.
14:07Who ate it?
14:09No one ate it.
14:11I was on a tree.
14:13I was on a tree.
14:15I was on a tree.
14:17I was on a tree.
14:19I'm outside.
14:21I'm outside.
14:23Everyone is one pen.
14:25Everyone is one pen.
14:27Next, Nanadame.
14:29Next, Nanadame.
14:31Hanamori-san, third shot.
14:33Hanamori-san, third shot.
14:35Takei-chan!
14:37Takei-chan is getting better.
14:39Takei-chan is getting better.
14:41The silhouette is like.
14:43The silhouette is like.
14:47Good shot!
14:49Nice Takei-chan!
14:51Nice Takei-chan!
14:53Takei-chan is good.
14:55It was good.
14:57We're getting closer and closer.
14:59Let's start from here.
15:01Sanma-san, you're third.
15:03Then...
15:05I'm third?
15:07Then I'll go next.
15:09I think I'm third, but I'm Sanma-chan's S.
15:15You guys be careful.
15:17You're Sanma-chan's S.
15:19No, I'm not.
15:21I'm Sanma-chan's S when I sing in the bunker.
15:24That's fine.
15:26You guys are so noisy.
15:30This is how it's supposed to be.
15:33I'm not saying anything. You're the loudest.
15:38You...
15:40That's enough.
15:42It's been a long time.
15:44I can't help it.
15:46I've already dug it.
15:48What was the 7th hole?
15:50I made you do it.
15:52Really?
15:56It's okay.
15:58It doesn't matter if there's a difference.
16:02You!
16:04It's big.
16:06It stopped.
16:08It's the first time it's flying forward.
16:10It's not sideways.
16:12It's the 7th hole.
16:14The next hole is the 8th hole.
16:16This is a chip-in.
16:18Is there any left?
16:20I want to see the chip-in.
16:22I want to see the chip-in.
16:24I want to see the chip-in.
16:26I want to see the chip-in.
16:32That's amazing.
16:34A mole came out.
16:38A mole came out.
16:40Did you hit the mole?
16:42The moment I hit it, the mole came out.
16:44Did you beat it?
16:46That's enough.
16:48It's fixed.
16:50I'll do it again.
16:52How many times are you going to do it?
16:54It's okay next time.
16:56Next time.
16:58Please tell him.
17:00It's hard to play golf while imitating.
17:02That's right.
17:04I usually don't do this.
17:08Haraguchi will shoot a super shot.
17:14Haraguchi's approach shot.
17:18It's a good shot.
17:20It's a good shot.
17:22It's a chip-in.
17:26It's a good shot.
17:28Haraguchi's approach shot.
17:34It's a super shot that hits the pin with one bounce.
17:42It's close.
17:44It's a chip-in.
17:46It's a chip-in.
17:48It's a super shot.
17:50It's a super shot.
17:52Let's wash your teeth.
17:54It's okay.
17:56It's a chip-in.
17:58It's a chip-in.
18:00I'm excited.
18:02It's okay.
18:04I'll wash it with water.
18:06I'll wash it with water.
18:08I've never seen this before.
18:10I'll wash it with water.
18:16I'll wash it with water.
18:18If you don't put it in, it's a chip-in.
18:20If you don't put it in, it's a chip-in.
18:22It's three times the power.
18:24It's amazing.
18:26It's amazing.
18:28Haraguchi's super shot.
18:30It's a triple bogey.
18:32It's a triple bogey.
18:38It's better to be a little away.
18:40It's better to be a little away.
18:42It's better to be a little away.
18:44It's better to be a little away.
18:50It's weak.
18:52It's weak.
18:54Give up in the 9th hole.
18:56Give up in the 9th hole.
18:58Suddenly give up.
19:00It will be.
19:02I will call Hanamaru.
19:04If you put in, you'll win.
19:06If you put in, you'll win.
19:08If you put in, you'll win.
19:10If you put in, you'll win.
19:12It's a white ball.
19:14I thought it was a white ball.
19:16I always use a white ball.
19:18I thought it was this one.
19:20No, no.
19:22It's this one.
19:24I can finally relax.
19:32Good.
19:34It's a good one.
19:36It's a good one.
19:38It's a good one.
19:40It's a good one.
19:42It's a big one.
19:44It's a big one.
19:46It's a good one.
19:48It's a good one.
19:50You have 5 points.
19:52You have 6 points.
19:54You have 9 points.
19:56You can still make a comeback.
19:58You can still make a comeback.
20:00Let's move on to the next one.
20:02The next match is
20:04between the left and the right.
20:06It's a close game.
20:08It's the 8th hole.
20:10It's the 8th hole.
20:12The 2nd hole is
20:14English is not allowed.
20:16It's here.
20:18If you speak English,
20:20you'll be punished.
20:22You'll be punished.
20:24It's so interesting.
20:26I've seen this so many times.
20:28I've seen this so many times.
20:30Let's check it out.
20:32It's already started.
20:34It's already started.
20:36If you speak English,
20:38you'll be punished.
20:40If you speak English,
20:42you'll be punished.
20:46I'll tell you later.
20:48I'll tell you later.
20:50It's not over yet.
20:52It's not over yet.
20:54He's using me as a trap.
20:56He's using me as a trap.
20:58It's a family affair.
21:00It's not over yet.
21:02The English is not allowed rule
21:04Start
21:06Ok
21:08Too fast
21:10Too fast
21:12I told you
21:14No
21:16You said ok
21:18You said it
21:20You two
21:22I said it
21:24You said it
21:26What should I say?
21:28You should say it
21:30Yes
21:32Twice
21:34Twice
21:36It's tough
21:38You said
21:40Give up
21:42Too many
21:44Too many
21:46Too fast
21:48I said it
21:50It's difficult
21:52You should watch this
21:54Please watch this
21:56It's tough
21:58Look at that
22:00Be quiet
22:02Be quiet
22:04You two
22:06Be careful
22:08Be quiet
22:10Don't speak English
22:12The owner
22:14is Mr. Hanamaru
22:16I'm ok
22:18I'm ok
22:20I'm ok
22:22I'm ok
22:24I'm ok
22:26I'm ok
22:28Smile
22:30Yes
22:32Kabila
22:34Kabila is a name
22:36Change it
22:38J is also J
22:40Kanji
22:42I'm sorry
22:44Safe
22:46Fake people are relaxed
22:48I said it
22:50I said it
22:52I won't make such a mistake
22:54Mistake?
22:56I can't stop
22:58I can't stop
23:00I haven't said anything
23:02I haven't said anything
23:04Next episode
23:06The golf match of the century
23:08will be decided
23:10I'm doing a golf show
23:12Golf
23:14English is not allowed
23:16The first round
23:18I can't go
23:20S
23:22S is not allowed
23:24S is not allowed
23:28That's how it is
23:30That's how it is
23:32The last hole
23:34Rules
23:36Wait a minute
23:38Wait a minute
23:40What's left?
23:42The rules are
23:44not allowed
23:48OK
23:50OK
23:52Say it
23:54Say it
23:56That's his name
23:58It's not Kabila
24:00Wasn't it written in Kanji?
24:02It's Katakana