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00:00This is the Ghibara Sports Day, which is perfect for Aiki!
00:14The Ghibara and Aiki team will have a serious match!
00:18The two members of Team Ghibara will also have to pay for the venue!
00:25The next event is the rubber gloves!
00:31Is it cheap?
00:33Let's talk about the event first!
00:38Let's say it's impossible!
00:40I paid 28,000 yen!
00:42Can you inflate this?
00:43By the way, the price of this event is 2,000 yen.
00:45It's a loss!
00:47It's a loss!
00:48It's a loss!
00:49It's a loss!
00:51There are four challengers!
00:54You're Minowa, right?
00:57Who?
00:58Is this Minowa?
00:59If you're Minowa, can you inflate this a little?
01:02Mr. Minowa?
01:03It's Minowa!
01:04It's Minowa!
01:05It's Minowa!
01:06Please!
01:08Ready!
01:10Go!
01:11Great!
01:12You can do it!
01:13Wow!
01:14It's fast!
01:15Great!
01:16It's really fast!
01:17Great!
01:18Great!
01:19It's here!
01:20It's really fast!
01:213.53 seconds!
01:22It's fast!
01:23It's fast!
01:24You guys weren't One Piece or Kabuki!
01:26I can't do this!
01:28Why did I do this in the back?
01:32Next, Nakarutin will challenge!
01:35Go, go, go!
01:36Minowa is fast!
01:37I'm fast!
01:38Inflate it!
01:39Yes, yes, yes!
01:40What's that?
01:41What's that?
01:42What's that?
01:43What's that?
01:45Oh!
01:46Good, good, good!
01:47The result will be revealed soon!
01:54Next, Evers Sasaki will challenge!
01:57Ready!
01:58Go!
01:59It's fast!
02:00It's fast!
02:01It's here!
02:02It's here!
02:03It's here!
02:04It's here!
02:05It's here!
02:06It's here!
02:07It's here!
02:08It's here!
02:09It's here!
02:10It's here!
02:11It's here!
02:12It's here!
02:13That's it!
02:15Slow fashion!
02:16What are you doing?
02:17You're buying a time alone?
02:18Come on!
02:19Even for Robbers!
02:20Yes!
02:21It's here!
02:24It's here!
02:25Really!
02:2624.64 seconds!
02:28That's bad!
02:29Sounds like a searching for a someone's birth site!
02:31Oh no!
02:33Isn't it the Mrs. Hariage goods?!
02:38The last person is Kyogoku in his dream-like race!
02:42Ready, set, go!
02:45It's a nosebleed!
02:46What was that?
02:47It's a nosebleed!
02:48Why is it a nosebleed?
02:51Did it get that big?
02:53Is it a chikawa?
02:54Isn't it a chikawa?
02:56There's a chikawa!
02:57It's cute!
02:58It's cute!
02:59It's a chikawa!
03:01It's a chikawa!
03:05Your balloon is really big!
03:08It's really stretchy!
03:1021.15 seconds!
03:13And with that, we're in 9th place!
03:17That's a big difference!
03:20We've already paid 30,000 yen!
03:23That's a lot!
03:24Thank you!
03:25The next game is Softball Throwing with Resistance!
03:29The game is to throw a softball at a certain distance.
03:32The opponent team has to resist with their nipples.
03:37The prize money for this game is 15,000 yen.
03:40That's a lot!
03:41It's a monthly fee for elementary school students to play softball.
03:45Softball club.
03:47The first game is Nakamura vs. Nakaru.
03:51The last game is to resist with your nipples.
03:54So, Nakaru, what do you think?
03:56Hey, Kyogoku.
03:59Your nipples will be gone in a minute.
04:02If you have something you want to do with your nipples, you should do it now.
04:06Who's the model?
04:09Please put on the washing scissors.
04:11This hurts.
04:12This is scary.
04:16What's that?
04:17It feels good when you get used to it.
04:19It hurts.
04:21That's the last thing you'll feel with your nipples.
04:24I want to get used to it.
04:25Enjoy it.
04:26The first game of the second round.
04:28Let's do it.
04:30Let's go.
04:31Wait.
04:32Go for it.
04:33What's going to happen?
04:38Go.
04:39Let's do it.
04:42It hurts.
04:45It hurts.
04:46It hurts.
04:49But it's okay.
04:50You did it.
04:5120 meters.
04:5220 meters?
04:5320 meters.
04:54My nipples will grow slowly.
04:58That's scary.
04:59It's scary because my nipples will be gone.
05:01That's right.
05:02Here we go.
05:03Nakamura, you can go over 20 meters, right?
05:05Shut up.
05:06What?
05:07You found out that she was on this show, didn't you?
05:12What?
05:13I found out.
05:14I'll tell you the truth.
05:1680% of young comedians have girlfriends.
05:20What are you talking about?
05:21It's like an Iran battle.
05:24I don't use my nipples in Nightingale Retro.
05:27It hurts.
05:28That's amazing.
05:29I only use my nipples here.
05:31That's good.
05:32Hey.
05:33Let me hold your hand.
05:35Why are you using your nipples?
05:37Put your nipples in between.
05:38Here we go.
05:41Wait a minute.
05:42I don't want to do this.
05:43It hurts.
05:45I don't want to do this.
05:47It hurts.
05:48I don't want to do this.
05:50You resisted quite a bit, didn't you?
05:52It's 20.95 meters.
05:54That's close.
05:55You did it.
05:56You did it.
05:59The second match continues.
06:01The former pitcher, Sasaki, will throw the ball.
06:0419 meters.
06:0619 meters?
06:07What are you doing?
06:08It's the last match.
06:09What's the meaning of the last match?
06:10It didn't go as I expected.
06:14It's not the time for that.
06:16The former pitcher, Tokyu, will throw the ball.
06:19Let's do this.
06:20I see.
06:21That's amazing.
06:22If you do this, the ball will go like this.
06:23What?
06:24What should I do?
06:25The nipples should go like this.
06:26What's that?
06:27That's the worst way.
06:28That's the worst way.
06:29What's the best way?
06:30What's the best way?
06:31What's that?
06:33It's beautiful.
06:35The former pitcher, Tokyu, will throw the ball.
06:36What will Machida's strategy be?
06:38Go.
06:39Go.
06:40He did it.
06:41He did it.
06:42He did it.
06:43He did it.
06:44He did it.
06:45He did it.
06:46He did it.
06:47He did it.
06:48How is it?
06:4920 meters.
06:5090 meters.
06:51He did it.
06:52The former pitcher, Tokyu, won.
06:53He did it.
06:54He did it.
06:55The final match.
06:56Kyogoku vs. Minowa.
06:58Shun, what do you think?
07:00In my opinion,
07:02the ball didn't go as I expected.
07:04It looked like it was going to stretch.
07:06That's right.
07:07It looked like it was going to stretch.
07:08I'm going to throw the ball until the end.
07:10The final match.
07:11Please.
07:14Go.
07:16He did it.
07:17He did it.
07:18He did it.
07:19He did it.
07:20He did it.
07:21He did it.
07:22He did it.
07:23He did it.
07:24He did it.
07:25He did it.
07:26It's beautiful.
07:27But it's a waste.
07:28I don't know where it hurts.
07:3118 meters.
07:3277 centimeters.
07:33But it's not bad.
07:3418 meters.
07:3577 centimeters.
07:36But it's not bad.
07:38Kyogoku's throw.
07:40Kyogoku, I'm counting on you.
07:41I'm going to get a good one today.
07:42Okay.
07:45Nice.
07:46If he scores this one, he's number one.
07:49It hurts.
07:51Let me do it.
07:53Please.
07:57It hurts.
07:58It hurts.
08:00It hurts.
08:01It hurts.
08:04It hurts.
08:06Let's go over 18 meters.
08:07Let's go over 77 centimeters.
08:08That's okay.
08:0918 meters.
08:1171 centimeters.
08:14That was close.
08:15He did it.
08:166 centimeters difference.
08:17So, King Bajo wins.
08:20Amazing.
08:21Next, it's the final round.
08:22Yasu versus Machida.
08:25Yasu is in charge of long throws in the soccer team.
08:27What will happen?
08:28Please.
08:32It hurts.
08:33That was close.
08:36He did it.
08:37He did it.
08:3821 meters, 90 centimeters.
08:40Unbelievable.
08:41That's crazy.
08:42He did it.
08:43It was surprising.
08:45What?
08:46Wait a minute.
08:47It was surprising.
08:49That's crazy.
08:50That's crazy.
08:51What?
08:52Can you do it?
08:53Can you do it?
08:54Can you do it?
08:55Okay.
08:56The last one is Machida.
08:57It's safe to get a little out of the circle.
08:59Please challenge.
09:07It's a little out of the circle.
09:08Too much.
09:09Too much.
09:10Too much.
09:11It's too much.
09:12That's too much.
09:13He did it.
09:14He did.
09:15He did it.
09:16He did it.
09:17That's too much.
09:18What's the result?
09:19What's the result?
09:2018 meters.
09:21He lost.
09:22He lost.
09:23He lost.
09:24He did it.
09:25He lost.
09:26He did it.
09:27That was too weak.
09:28He lost.
09:29No way.
09:30I didn't know he'd show this kind of reaction.
09:33It's not.
09:34It can't be helped.
09:36Matsuya-san...
09:37Wait, I'm scared!
09:38Hurry!
09:41Either one of us is going to die!
09:46The final event is Taimanin Dojibol!
09:49If you can't catch up, you lose.
09:53When I was in elementary school,
09:55I won a Dojibol tournament in my town.
09:58I'm pretty strong too.
10:00I was 3rd in elementary school, so I won Dojibol.
10:023rd in elementary school?
10:03This tournament is only 4,000 yen.
10:05That's cheap.
10:07The beginning was a disaster.
10:09The beginning was too expensive.
10:12The first match is Minowa vs. Sasaki.
10:15Please.
10:16Be careful.
10:19That's good.
10:21It's still a catch ball.
10:23Catch is important.
10:24Wait, this is amazing.
10:26I'm scared.
10:27I'm going to win this.
10:28Wait, I'm scared!
10:29Hurry!
10:31This is how you do it.
10:33That hurts.
10:34You got it right.
10:3510m is over.
10:36Next is 8m.
10:37I think I'm going to win.
10:38Wait a minute.
10:39Either one of us is going to die.
10:41You're going to die.
10:43Sasaki is fast.
10:44He's fast.
10:45Here I go.
10:48That's good.
10:49That's strong.
10:50That's good.
10:51That's good.
10:52Second serve.
10:55That's good.
10:56Hold on to it.
10:59It's getting close.
11:00It's getting close.
11:01It's getting close.
11:04That's good.
11:05That's good.
11:06It was a little weak.
11:07That's good.
11:08That's bad.
11:09That's bad.
11:10That's impossible.
11:14That's bad.
11:15One more time.
11:19What are you doing?
11:21Next is Hyougoku vs. Nakahara.
11:25Change up.
11:29That's good.
11:30That's good.
11:31That's dangerous.
11:32But...
11:35That's good.
11:36That's good.
11:37That's good.
11:38That's good.
11:39It's hard to reach.
11:40It's hard to reach.
11:41It's hard to reach.
11:43They cleared 8m with gentle balls.
11:46That's good.
11:47What are you doing?
11:48What are you doing?
11:49Nakahara's serve.
11:50The distance is 6m.
11:54He did it.
11:55He did it.
11:56He did it.
11:57He did it.
11:58He did it.
11:59You were the type to show it as a hobby.
12:02He is amazing.
12:03He is serious.
12:04He is serious.
12:05Hyougoku also cleared 6m.
12:07It's his first time to clear 4m.
12:09Throw it hard.
12:10I'll do it.
12:13That's amazing.
12:14He is very good at his hobby.
12:16He is very good at his hobby.
12:19Get out of here.
12:20Go.
12:22He did it.
12:23He did it.
12:24He is amazing.
12:25He is amazing.
12:26He advanced to the final.
12:28He advanced to the final.
12:29It's the final.
12:30It's YAS versus MATSUDA.
12:33He is like an old man.
12:35They cleared 10m.
12:38MATSUDA, you are good.
12:40He is damaged.
12:42He is damaged.
12:43He is damaged.
12:44He didn't throw it yet.
12:46That's good.
12:47He has a good course.
12:48He has a good course.
12:49He is not fast.
12:50YAS, you can do it.
12:51YAS, you can do it.
12:52You can do it.
12:58He won.
13:01He is fast.
13:02He is fast.
13:04Who is the winner?
13:09The final is decided.
13:10The final is decided.
13:11NAKAMURA versus FURIICHI.
13:12NAKAMURA versus FURIICHI.
13:13Please.
13:14Please.
13:15He is like a girl.
13:17He is good.
13:18He is good.
13:19He is good at catching.
13:20He is good.
13:23What?
13:24What?
13:25What?
13:26What?
13:27What?
13:28He did it.
13:29He did it.
13:30He did it.
13:31He did it.
13:32He did it.
13:33He won.
13:34This is bad.
13:35He can't use his left hand.
13:37He can't use his left hand.
13:41That's good.
13:42That's good.
13:43That's good.
13:44FURIICHI, be careful with your right hand.
13:46He is showing off.
13:49They both keep going.
13:54They are 2 meters apart.
13:57This is bad.
13:58FURIICHI is laughing.
13:59FURIICHI, go for it.
14:04That's great.
14:05That's great.
14:06He is serious.
14:07He is serious.
14:08He is serious.
14:09He is serious.
14:10He is serious.
14:11He is serious.
14:12He is serious.
14:13He is serious.
14:145, 4, 3, 2, 1.
14:17If you don't stop this, you lose.
14:19Let's go.
14:29Why?
14:30You're amazing.
14:32And finally...
14:34What is this?
14:35Can't I just take it off?
14:39I can't take it off.
14:41It's easy to take it off.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:47I want to protect you.
14:49King Bancho, you have to pay for the tools.
14:55Here's the money.
14:58You didn't get hurt.
14:59I didn't get hurt.
15:00I just got the money.
15:01What's the second place?
15:03Eba-san.
15:048 points.
15:05Congratulations.
15:06Really?
15:07You should have paid 15,000 yen for the second place.
15:10Third place, King Bancho, 7 points.
15:1226,000 yen.
15:13Really?
15:14The person who pays 50,000 yen for the third place is the person with 90,000 yen.
15:18I paid a lot, but I have to pay a lot again.
15:21What should I do?
15:24Let's get drunk and get together.
15:25Let's talk about our true feelings in the third place.
15:27Let's get drunk and start recording from the third place.
15:30Let's take a long race.
15:32Let's get famous.
15:34What is the adjustment of M.I.A.?
15:36What makes you happy?
15:38It's not either or.
15:39It's about making you fun.
15:41It's not either or.
15:42It's very complicated.
15:44Watch Tver Abe of Wakate Geri.