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00:00The King of Conte finalists, who have been fighting hard for the last few days, have gathered.
00:10The King of Conte 2024 champion, Love Letters, is joining the show.
00:16I feel like I'm going to get a big award when I become the champion.
00:19Really?
00:20I feel like I'm going to get a big award when I become the champion.
00:21Thank you very much.
00:22I'm really happy.
00:23I'm really happy.
00:24I'm really happy.
00:25What?
00:26What?
00:27You're doing it.
00:28What?
00:29Did you think I'd do that?
00:30You didn't have that big of a body.
00:33It's weird.
00:35Take off your shoes and stand up.
00:37It's okay.
00:38It's okay.
00:39It doesn't change.
00:41It's small!
00:44Are you a champion?
00:45It's small!
00:49The Top 4, including such champions, have gathered back again.
00:549th place, Long Coat Daddy, Domae
00:593rd place, Fire Thunder
01:034th place, Yadan
01:107th place, Kakao Urata Stark
01:13And...
01:14They're all in the same order
01:17I don't really suck at this
01:21He's mad
01:22It even says Dogeza
01:26It's weather
01:35Let's go, music start!
01:38Today's Zao is all about jokes, Dogeza, kiss, menchi, shinigiwa, plushies, viewers, and digging
01:50This year's Zao is all about the original topics
01:57It's very light
02:02And...
02:04Let's have Fire Thunder Sakiyama-kun sit down and take a look
02:09I'm the monoboke, Yadan's long size, Ito-san
02:17Why are you the monoboke, Ito-san?
02:20I was talking in the dressing room and I was very nervous
02:25I thought I was going to win
02:27I have a K.O.C. pride
02:30I'm going to beat you
02:34This year's Zao is all about the monoboke, Ito-san
02:43Please stand by
02:48Sakiyama-san, please choose one
02:51Ito-san, please wait in the next circle
02:54Ito-san, Ito-san
02:56Ito-san, please wait in the next circle
03:02Ito-san, please wait in the next circle
03:06He's not in the circle
03:10He's in the circle
03:12Calm down
03:14This is bad
03:16Okay, let's start
03:18First up is Sakiyama-kun's monoboke
03:23Today is another successful day
03:27Eh?
03:30Why is it at home?
03:37His face was showing!
03:42As expected of the monoboke
03:44What a great story
03:47What a great story
03:49Now, the short size
03:51No, the long size
03:54I'm counting on you
03:56Hurry up and choose!
03:58This is bad
04:00You can do it!
04:09Now, let's start
04:11Long size Ito's monoboke
04:15Sorry to keep you waiting, I'm Kani
04:18I'm sorry I'm late
04:21I'm sorry, I was in the middle of something
04:25I'm sorry
04:27Beer?
04:29Understood
04:38Bring me the fifth table!
04:43Wow, it's a contest
04:46What a great monoboke
04:48The winner is...
04:55It's the first time!
04:57It's the first time!
04:59It's a personal preference
05:01It was explosive
05:03Sakiyama was good
05:06Even in King of Contos
05:08I was defeated by a weird power
05:12Next
05:15Fire Thunder Sakiyama was defeated in the second round
05:19What did Kotetsu choose?
05:25I'll go with Ogiri
05:27Now, Kotetsu
05:29Why did you choose Ogiri?
05:31I lost to my partner
05:33I want to show that Fire Thunder is fun
05:37I want to defeat King Bibus
05:41Fire Thunder Kotetsu will challenge the winner
05:46It's Ogiri
05:50Sazae-san, Kaiji
05:52Two hour special
05:54What will happen?
05:56Please think about it
05:58It's a good topic
06:00It's the opposite
06:02Which one should I choose?
06:06Now, let's start
06:08First, Kotetsu's Ogiri
06:10Sazae-san, Kaiji
06:12Two hour special
06:14What will happen?
06:32Sazae-san, Kaiji
06:34Two hour special
06:36What will happen?
06:40Zawa, Hanazawa
06:49I'm happy
06:54The winner is...
06:56Which one?
06:58Sazae-san, Kaiji
07:00Two hour special
07:06Next
07:09Please teach erotic tongue twisters
07:12Please think about it
07:14It's a good topic
07:20You can do it
07:23Now, let's start
07:25First, Kotetsu's Ogiri
07:27Please teach erotic tongue twisters
07:32Nametare, Namekire, Namachikubi
07:35That's good
07:37Now, Taisho's Ogiri
07:40Please teach erotic tongue twisters
07:44What did you put on that girl's bamboo skewer?
07:50What did I put on it?
07:53The winner is...
07:55Which one?
07:57Taisho
08:01Taisho
08:03He doesn't say erotic tongue twisters
08:08He doesn't say erotic tongue twisters
08:14Now, let's start
08:28Oh no
08:30Now, it's Tameguchi's turn
08:33Yes
08:35The champion is spinning
08:37Please teach erotic tongue twisters with a kiss
08:40Tameguchi
08:42Please teach erotic tongue twisters with a kiss
08:45There are a lot of people who think long coat daddy is funny
08:50Go, go
08:52Please teach
08:55The champion and the runner-up match up
08:58Love Letters vs Tameguchi vs Rokodi
09:01Kiss battle
09:03A passionate kiss
09:16I'm sorry
09:18I stood up
09:24I like it
09:29Is that a normal kiss?
09:31A straight kiss
09:33Have you seen Sao before?
09:36Taisho
09:38Please teach erotic tongue twisters with a kiss
09:54Taisho
09:56This is the most erotic tongue twister
10:02That's not it
10:04That's not it
10:08The champion and the runner-up match up
10:16Have you tried it?
10:19I've never seen Tameguchi's erotic tongue twister like that
10:26Is that so? I'm sorry
10:28It was funny
10:30The long coat daddy on the internet was funny
10:35It was funny
10:41The champion is in the 4th round
10:44The champion and the runner-up match up
10:52When Motokano went to Universal Studios for Halloween costume
10:57My girlfriend, Cookie-san
11:01Was cosplaying as Commando
11:06I couldn't watch it
11:09Why did you say Cookie-san?
11:11You seem to have a lot of tricks
11:15You are actually a good person
11:17Your reputation as a comedian is really good
11:20That's why
11:21There's nothing to say!
11:23That's it!
11:28The result is
11:30Rinjin Hashimoto from KOC has done his revenge
11:35Nakajima-kun
11:37You were so weak
11:40Hey, Takashi!
11:44The music starts with 6 people
11:58Now, the long size
12:01Dogeza shinigiwa nuigurumi shichousha torishirabu
12:06Let's go with shinigiwa
12:08I'll crush your young eyes
12:12The oldest long size Ito
12:14Locks on the youngest Kakao Urata
12:17Let's go with shinigiwa
12:24The life of a magician
12:28Was fun
12:31I'll show you the magic at the end
12:34Give me 10,000 yen
12:38If I do this
12:40It disappears
12:43If I do this
12:49Give it to me!
12:51Give it to me!
12:57Now, let's go with Urata Stark's shinigiwa
13:05You came?
13:07Bandarei Shuba-san
13:10At the end
13:12Give me a handshake
13:15Are you going to kiss me?
13:24The winner is
13:26Urata Stark
13:35Isn't it unfair to make such a loud voice?
13:40Isn't it unfair to make such a loud voice?
13:44You're young, so don't make such a noise
13:48What is it?
13:53The 6th K.O.C. Special
13:55The one who didn't win
13:57The champion, Love Letters, Tsukamoto
14:00I'll go
14:02With who?
14:03Shichousha de Doumae-san
14:07Tsukamoto-san
14:09Why did you choose Shichousha de Doumae?
14:12Of course, it's the same with Aikata
14:14I lost to Fire Thunder
14:16I want to win as the champion
14:19I see
14:20How about you, Doumae?
14:22I've never lost to someone who's short
14:27How could you say that?
14:29The champion, Tsukamoto, is going to face off against Shichousha de Doumae
14:35Watch it on TV and have fun
14:41Oh, it's Sakana-kun
14:43Sakana-kun is cute
14:45This person is bright
14:49How old is Sakana-kun now?
14:55Oh, he's 49
14:59This guy is crazy
15:02He's good!
15:04He's good!
15:05What are you doing?
15:07I'm going to beat you up
15:09He's a great person
15:11Let's move on
15:13This is Shichousha de Doumae
15:15Go ahead
15:20Wow, it's over
15:22It's over
15:23Wow, you really did it, Kamikai
15:26You were in a good mood and didn't stop until the end
15:32The winner is...
15:38347
15:41He beat the long-sword Danny
15:48Let's ask the loser
15:50Fire Thunder, how do you feel?
15:52Honma hasn't won yet
15:54I don't want him to win
15:57I see
15:58I'm nervous
15:59It's okay
16:00I'm going to beat you up
16:05He's weak
16:06Music start
16:16That was too much
16:18He didn't sit down
16:21Okay
16:22Who is it?
16:24Hashimoto Civil Service
16:26I'm investigating
16:28Go, go
16:31Yadan Honma Kid avenges Nakashima
16:35I'm going to beat you up
16:37Investigate like a mannequin
16:42Hey
16:43You're the producer of the 4DX movie, right?
16:48I went to see the Godzilla-1.0 4DX movie that I was looking forward to
16:55When Godzilla landed, the chair was shaking
17:00I thought it was very realistic and I enjoyed it
17:05But when Sakura Ando was talking about the main character
17:09The chair was shaking just like Godzilla
17:12It can't be true
17:19That's great
17:22I'm investigating Hashimoto
17:27Hey, Kotetsu of Fire Thunder
17:30Yes
17:31After the final, you went to the bar where Bunny Girl served with me
17:40There was a guy in 10th place next to you
17:44Even though you were in 3rd place, you were in a good mood
17:49You were in a good mood
17:52I won't forgive you
17:54I'm going to beat you up
17:57I'm going to beat you up
18:03Congratulation
18:05He was using his weight
18:07Next week
18:10These three remained in the semi-final
18:15Ito, the long-size who is beating his juniors one after another
18:22Of course, in order to become the king, I have to beat both of them
18:26With a stuffed toy
18:29K.O.C. Special Semi-Final
18:32K.O.C. Special Semi-Final
18:34Ito, the 4th place, or Tsukamoto, the king
18:37Let's make a stuffed toy out of their hearts
18:44The other day, I went to Marco Polo
18:51When I was about to go home after recording
18:54I thought it was Hong Kong
18:56Hong Kong
18:58I didn't expect it
19:00I waved my hand
19:02I thought I did it too much
19:05Hong Kong said
19:07I'm not your friend
19:13He waved his hand
19:16It was dangerous
19:19Hong Kong, you were a good person
19:23It was dangerous
19:27Hong Kong, you were a good person
19:30You can do it
19:32Now, let's see
19:36Tsukamoto's stuffed toy
19:41It was more than 10 years ago
19:43I was dating Iguchi-kun from Westland
19:47He had a fan of Pistachio
19:53At that time, Pistachio wasn't popular yet
19:57We didn't know because we were in a different office
19:59We talked about it
20:02A few years later
20:05I was walking near Mugendai
20:07Suddenly, a woman came in
20:11Do you remember?
20:13She was the woman I dated at that time
20:17She said, Pistachio is popular now
20:19She was running somewhere
20:22Do you remember her?
20:25She said, King of Kong is the winner
20:37The winner is
20:40Raisho
20:43Raisho
20:45It was a pleasant shock
20:48I couldn't stop
20:50The winner is
20:52King of Kong vs. Champion
20:57You have to win
21:03The winner is
21:06Who will be the winner?
21:13Who will be the winner?
21:17King Tsukamoto vs. King Hashimoto
21:21The final
21:30When I was in middle school
21:32I was the student council president
21:35A few days before the election
21:39I was picked up by a yankee
21:44The yankee came to me
21:49He asked his friends to vote for him
21:56Maybe I violated the labor law
22:01I'm sorry
22:04It's okay
22:09All yankees are sad
22:12Hashimoto vs. Dogezawa
22:21Mom
22:23I won the manzai award
22:25I won the King of Kong
22:27When I came home
22:30I was asked by my teacher
22:33I was asked by my teacher
22:35You guys are funny
22:37You should go to Yoshimoto
22:40I was told that
22:43I was a good choice
22:45I was told that
22:47I was a good choice
22:49I didn't say that
22:51I did my best
22:54I'm sorry
22:57Who will be the winner?
23:06Who will be the winner?
23:14Hashimoto
23:17Congratulations
23:21This is the worst result in the last few years
23:25I'm sure
23:27Tameguchi
23:29It was close
23:32I wanted to give my manzai award to Dogezawa
23:36I wanted to give my manzai award to Dogezawa
23:37I thought I could win
23:39I was told that I was small
23:42I put 2cm silicon in my socks
23:54I got smaller
23:59I wanted that
24:02I got smaller