Full Of Episode Of Summer Situationship
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00:00:00If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:00:15their guts.
00:00:16For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:18You were hooking up.
00:00:19We're not hooking up.
00:00:20Noah's my boyfriend.
00:00:21To pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend and
00:00:26ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:28I need this job.
00:00:30You want your job back?
00:00:31Play along as my girlfriend until the end of the summer.
00:00:34This money will be yours.
00:00:36Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:00:40No boners.
00:00:41No feelings.
00:00:42I don't want things to get complicated.
00:00:43Like what you see?
00:00:45After everything that happened between us, Moana, what I do, no one touches my goodness.
00:00:51Get off of her.
00:00:52Tell him that he's a good kisser.
00:00:54Tell him you love him.
00:00:55I need that money more than I want you.
00:00:58Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:01:01I'm going to make you hell.
00:01:03Leah, stop.
00:01:05Help me.
00:01:06Get off of her.
00:01:07Jules, I'm going to give you everything.
00:01:09Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:01:12And tell me that you love me.
00:01:21You drive me crazy.
00:01:22I drive you crazy.
00:01:23That's funny.
00:01:24You're the one who leaked our sex tape.
00:01:26If someone makes you crazy, you're either hopelessly in love with them, or you hate
00:01:32their guts.
00:01:33For me and Noah, it's both.
00:01:41Can you scrub the toilets?
00:01:42I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:01:44Don't tempt her.
00:01:46This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.
00:01:49The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt was to work as a maid for my
00:01:54ex-best friend and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:01:57I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:02:00Clean it up, maid.
00:02:09I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.
00:02:13And you'll always be the girl who leaked our sex tape for clout.
00:02:17That's not true, and you know it.
00:02:20I know that everyone in a hundred mile radius has seen your titties.
00:02:24Ha.
00:02:30I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:02:34I'm glad that phase is over.
00:02:36Right, Emmett?
00:02:37Yeah.
00:02:38She did have a good pussy, though.
00:02:47Oh, you just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity, can you?
00:02:54Oh.
00:02:57Am I dreaming?
00:02:59No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:03:05What the hell's going on?
00:03:09Nova?
00:03:10What the hell's going on?
00:03:13Jules came in here to work, and she started being really disrespectful, and she grabbed me.
00:03:18And then when I pulled my hand away, she just, she just fell.
00:03:22Destiny?
00:03:23Is that what happened?
00:03:25That's not exactly how it happened.
00:03:27Shut the fuck up, or you're gonna end up being an outcast from the group, like Jules, okay?
00:03:33Why do you even care?
00:03:34She released a video of you two having sex, and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:03:45Mia?
00:03:46Give me your phone.
00:03:47What?
00:03:48Give me your phone.
00:03:49No.
00:03:50It's right here. I got you.
00:03:54I thought Noah hated me.
00:03:56Why is he standing up for me now?
00:04:00If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone, they'll have to speak to me.
00:04:04Noah.
00:04:15We aren't really friends anymore.
00:04:17You didn't have to do that.
00:04:19I know.
00:04:23Whoa.
00:04:28Guys, she's not breathing.
00:04:32She's not breathing.
00:04:34Alright, somebody call the police.
00:04:35Dude, we can't.
00:04:36Yes, we can.
00:04:37No, we can't.
00:04:38This place is loaded with drugs.
00:04:39Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:04:43Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:04:45Mia, if you're not gonna help out, then just fuck off, alright?
00:04:47Fine by me. I'll be by the pool. Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:04:52I'm in.
00:04:56I know you've always had a thing for Jules, but she used to be my friend too.
00:05:01You have to save her.
00:05:05Jules? Jules! Come on!
00:05:08Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:05:10Mouth to mouth. Give her mouth to mouth.
00:05:18You okay?
00:05:21Thank God.
00:05:23Alright, um, let's get you up.
00:05:26I don't know what the hell happened back there, but I need to get back to work.
00:05:30Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:05:33I'm fine.
00:05:34Yeah, thanks to me.
00:05:35You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation of why you came crawling back to me.
00:05:40What are you, a stripper?
00:05:42I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:05:44You know, last time I saw you, you leaked our sex tape, lied about it, and then you told me never to talk to you again.
00:05:50And now you come to my summer house with a bunch of people who hate your guts and you're wearing this little dress?
00:05:59What are you trying to do?
00:06:01Trying to stalk my friends?
00:06:02Trying to ruin my summer?
00:06:03You trying to drive me crazy?
00:06:05I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:06:11You know what I think?
00:06:13I think you're here to win it.
00:06:14You're here to win it.
00:06:18Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:06:21Because I'm the best sex you've ever had and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:06:24And you know what? I didn't do anything to you.
00:06:26So why don't you just admit it?
00:06:30You still want me.
00:06:32Is he coming on to me?
00:06:37In your dreams.
00:06:40Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:06:42You've been over this a million times. I didn't leak the tape.
00:06:45Yes, you did. And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities and you almost cost me my friends.
00:06:51I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:06:54Mia decided that I was officially cancelled and got everyone to turn against me. And you let her.
00:07:01Did someone say my name?
00:07:06You two are hooking up?
00:07:08We're not hooking up.
00:07:10Noah's my boyfriend.
00:07:13Be so fucking for real.
00:07:15Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:07:18It happened a couple months ago.
00:07:21Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:07:24How convenient.
00:07:27Let the girls talk.
00:07:34I'm sorry.
00:07:37I'm sorry.
00:07:39I'm sorry.
00:07:41After everyone saw your tits online, I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:07:55Did you just spit on me?
00:07:58Yeah. I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:08:02Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:08:08And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:08:12Especially Noah.
00:08:17Ow! Noah! Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:08:22Oh my God. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:08:25I'm always honest. You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:08:33Thanks, Noey.
00:08:37Fire her.
00:08:46Fire her.
00:08:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:08:53I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:08:58Noah, she shoved me. And this is my rental too.
00:09:03So, what I say goes.
00:09:14Mia and I are splitting the summer house. So you should probably go.
00:09:21I found something for you when I was cleaning.
00:09:27Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:09:33Jules.
00:09:37Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:09:46I want you to take this. Okay?
00:09:49It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:09:52I don't want your pity check.
00:09:55Thank God. I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:09:58This is too humiliating. I'll find another way to pay off Dad's debt.
00:10:02Okay.
00:10:13What are you doing home?
00:10:15I lost my job at the summer house.
00:10:18No. No. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:10:22Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:10:26I know. But I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:10:29Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:10:34But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:10:39Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:10:49I'm soaked like out of the trash, my little Noe.
00:10:53Please don't call me that.
00:10:54You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:10:58I'm going to call Daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:11:02Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:11:09What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:11:13I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:11:15Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:11:18Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:11:22I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:11:25What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:11:29Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:11:34Nobody wants you here.
00:11:36I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:11:40I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to you.
00:11:45I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:11:48After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:11:54What do I get if I choose you?
00:11:58What do I get if I choose you?
00:12:00I'll do whatever you want.
00:12:02No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:12:08Tell her, Noah.
00:12:10Prove it.
00:12:11I'll work harder than I ever have before, and I'll do what you say.
00:12:16Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:12:21And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:12:25Mia, I need to talk to Jules. Alone.
00:12:31Well, she better be gone by the time I'm better.
00:12:35I don't want to be alone.
00:12:37Alone.
00:12:39Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:12:46She really has you by the balls.
00:12:49Don't insult me.
00:12:51Or what? You'll spank me?
00:12:55You can leave now.
00:12:57Hey.
00:13:00You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:13:07You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:12You're fired.
00:13:16You're right. Read my lips, Jules.
00:13:22You're fired.
00:13:29You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:13:32Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:13:33Hey, where are you going? Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:13:38You can't just leave.
00:13:41You fired me. I can do whatever I want.
00:13:54Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:13:58Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:14:03No.
00:14:07Noah, you come over here. Now.
00:14:14Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:14:18Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:14:21Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:14:23You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:14:27Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:14:31Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:14:46What are you doing?
00:14:56Guys!
00:14:58What the hell?
00:15:00What the fuck are you...
00:15:05You want your job back?
00:15:07Fuck me.
00:15:12Oh, Jules, you're so hot.
00:15:14Play along.
00:15:16Why would I do that?
00:15:18You want your job back? You've got to earn it.
00:15:21Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:15:27Okay, fine. Go ahead.
00:15:31What?
00:15:33You're crazy.
00:15:35I'm committed.
00:15:39Yeah, baby. Give it to me.
00:15:43You better give me my job back after this.
00:15:46I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:15:51Noah, come out right now.
00:15:55Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:15:57Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, I'm coming for the third time.
00:16:02Oh, come on, baby. Show me what you've got.
00:16:08Jules, hand me your shirt. Hand me your shirt. Now, now, now.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:26Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:16:30Yeah. Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:16:35You fucking bitch.
00:16:37You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:16:39Take it up with Noah.
00:16:41This isn't over.
00:16:44If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.
00:16:51I'm going to make your life hell.
00:17:00Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:17:03You know what? I should thank you.
00:17:05Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:17:06Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:17:09Oh, wait. I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:17:14You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:17:16Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:17:18We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship. Right?
00:17:21Yeah. What about it?
00:17:23If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:17:28Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off. Internship will be yours.
00:17:32Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.
00:17:37You're on.
00:17:44We need to talk.
00:17:50Emmett, get out.
00:17:56Did I get my job back?
00:17:58Actually, you've been promoted.
00:18:00To be my new girlfriend.
00:18:07You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:18:10I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:18:14Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:18:17Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:18:19Well, I changed my mind. Now, I need $100,000.
00:18:25Done.
00:18:27Done.
00:18:29Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:18:36Give me that.
00:18:38Not yet.
00:18:44Give me that.
00:18:46Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:18:50But until then, this money's mine.
00:18:52This money's mine.
00:18:54This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:19:00I'll do it.
00:19:03Great.
00:19:08Let's seal the deal.
00:19:16Let's shake on it.
00:19:23All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:19:37No boners.
00:19:39You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:19:42You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:19:45Yeah. Just one.
00:19:48No feelings.
00:19:50I don't want things to get complicated.
00:19:53You're my complication, Jules.
00:20:00Do you have any rules for me?
00:20:04Yeah, I do.
00:20:06I have one.
00:20:09No one touches you but me.
00:20:14You don't own me.
00:20:16Jules, I'm being serious.
00:20:18I'm being serious.
00:20:20While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:20:24So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:20:28Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:20:30Don't get an ego about it.
00:20:32Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:20:36Let the show begin.
00:20:42Ew.
00:20:44Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:20:47You kicked me out.
00:20:49Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:20:53Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:20:57At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:21:02Mia.
00:21:05Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:21:08This is my house.
00:21:10And Jules is my...
00:21:16I'm his guest.
00:21:18I'm not going anywhere.
00:21:22Hey, Mom.
00:21:24Jason!
00:21:26Can we get some fucking service?
00:21:29Dinner is served.
00:21:35Let's fucking go!
00:21:38Yay!
00:21:46Oops.
00:21:48I spilled.
00:21:50Emmett?
00:21:51You want to help?
00:21:53Yeah?
00:22:02Look at Jules' squib.
00:22:06Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:22:10Noah.
00:22:12Are you thirsty?
00:22:18Jules.
00:22:20Take your shirt off.
00:22:40I'm in mode again.
00:22:41I'm in beast mode.
00:22:42I'm on ghost.
00:22:43Back to troll again.
00:22:44Where I've been?
00:22:45Guess you'll never know.
00:22:46Selfies rolling in.
00:22:47Let's go.
00:22:48Losers gotta go.
00:22:49I'm on tin again.
00:22:50I can't stop.
00:22:51No, I cannot go.
00:22:53Oops.
00:22:55Spilled a little.
00:22:57Jules.
00:22:59I'm still thirsty.
00:23:10Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:23:13I have to go.
00:23:23If you're thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:23:28Choke on it.
00:23:33Don't run away from me.
00:23:35Why did you kiss me out there?
00:23:38It was an act, Jules.
00:23:40And you agreed to be a part of it.
00:23:44You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:23:47Yeah, I know.
00:23:50Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:23:52You're shivering.
00:23:55Come here.
00:24:05Bed's yours tonight.
00:24:07I'll take the couch.
00:24:34What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:24:42Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:24:45Destiny, that is your brother.
00:24:47Whatever.
00:24:48I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:24:52Mia's your best friend?
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55She's also a huge bitch.
00:24:57People contain multitudes.
00:25:00Don't be scared of Mia.
00:25:01She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:25:04And she's jealous of you still.
00:25:08And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:25:11If you know what I mean.
00:25:23Like what you see?
00:25:28I do, actually.
00:25:32I do.
00:25:50What are you doing?
00:25:52Taking a shower.
00:25:56Remember, no going in.
00:25:59You wish.
00:26:02You wish.
00:26:07Show's over, pretty boy.
00:26:10I've got some friends coming over.
00:26:11Meet me at the pool.
00:26:25What's with this guy?
00:26:27One minute he's ice cold.
00:26:28Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:26:31Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:26:47Let's give her something to stare at.
00:27:01I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:27:04Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:27:08Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:27:11You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:27:14You're right.
00:27:16It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:27:23Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:27:26It's time to take a vote.
00:27:28Everyone must decide right now whether Jules or I do.
00:27:34Mia, would you relax?
00:27:36We're not taking a vote.
00:27:37We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:27:40What's Survivor?
00:27:41A show for old people.
00:27:42Ew!
00:27:44It's so boring.
00:27:46I'm kidding.
00:27:48Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:27:52What game is she trying to play?
00:27:54Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:28:02Wow, not one of your friends wants me to leave.
00:28:06That must feel pretty embarrassing.
00:28:08Oh honey, not the meaning of embarrassing.
00:28:15It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:28:21What are you talking about?
00:28:23I never said anything about-
00:28:24Save it.
00:28:26Proof's right here.
00:28:29And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:28:32Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:28:37I bet you're to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:28:42I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:28:48Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:28:50Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:28:55They can?
00:28:57I never said that. Mia did.
00:29:00She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:29:03Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:29:08Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:29:11Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:29:16Really? Because this one's about you, Nellie.
00:29:18She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:29:21Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.
00:29:27Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:29:30You said that about me?
00:29:32I can explain.
00:29:34Save your breath.
00:29:49Bitch!
00:29:51Don't touch me!
00:29:52Get off of me!
00:30:05You are so hot.
00:30:07Say that again with your shirt off.
00:30:19Noah?
00:30:30Yo!
00:30:32Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:30:36No, no, no way, dude.
00:30:38I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:30:41She'll come crawling back.
00:30:45Speak of the devil.
00:30:49You hooked up with Jules?
00:30:51Dude, look, you hooked up with Jules!
00:30:54I don't know what's going on.
00:30:56What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear, you hooked up!
00:31:01Fuck!
00:31:03Yeah, you're fucked.
00:31:05Emmett, stop!
00:31:06Fuck you, dude!
00:31:07Stop!
00:31:11Did you post this?
00:31:19Jules, did you post this?
00:31:26I don't know.
00:31:27Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:31:30What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:31:35How do I know you didn't plant it?
00:31:37Jules, I'd rather buy a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.
00:31:42You know what?
00:31:43Everyone was right about you.
00:31:44You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:31:47Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:31:49Lose my number.
00:31:51I never want to see you again.
00:31:53Fine.
00:31:54Feelings mutual.
00:31:59Great.
00:32:00You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:32:06Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:09Listen, I'm sorry.
00:32:11Mia, thank God you're here.
00:32:13Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:32:18You're a skank.
00:32:20So get out and don't come back.
00:32:33Help!
00:32:35Help!
00:32:40Help!
00:32:49You...
00:32:51You saved me?
00:33:04That feels better, doesn't it?
00:33:07And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.
00:33:12Emmett.
00:33:14Don't even think about it.
00:33:16Go on, Jules.
00:33:17Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:33:19Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:33:21We have to talk.
00:33:26Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:33:36One step closer to making her mine.
00:33:45Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:33:47I can explain everything.
00:33:49Good. Explain.
00:33:50Now.
00:33:57You're a hottie, you know that?
00:34:00Takes one to know one.
00:34:02Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:34:07Okay.
00:34:10I'm not some dirty little secret.
00:34:14I never said that, okay?
00:34:27You make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:34:30That way everyone can see it.
00:34:32But for right now...
00:34:34It's party time.
00:34:42OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:34:46I wouldn't hook up if he was the last person on earth.
00:34:49How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:34:52You don't know him like I do.
00:34:55If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:34:58Ew, spare me the visual.
00:35:00I thought you hated that guy.
00:35:01Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:35:05He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:35:08But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:35:11More than I ever liked anyone.
00:35:15The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:35:19Except for the one about you.
00:35:21I call you arrogant and cocky.
00:35:23That's true.
00:35:25Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:35:39Is that true?
00:35:43It's true.
00:35:45I liked you.
00:35:48Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:50I don't trust you.
00:35:52Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:35:54I mean, really.
00:35:57Alright, I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:36:00So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:36:02Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:36:09I guess you can't.
00:36:11There's no way for me to prove it.
00:36:13I know it was a really long time ago,
00:36:16but when I really think about it,
00:36:18I really liked you, Jules.
00:36:20I really did.
00:36:25You give those two until the end of today?
00:36:27To what, Bone?
00:36:30They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:36:33It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:36:35I don't think they remember you except for one thing.
00:36:38They're obsessed with you.
00:36:40I don't think they remember you exist.
00:36:46Remember.
00:36:52Okay, the rules of the game are simple.
00:36:55You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:36:57When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:29She's never kissed me like that.
00:37:31My turn.
00:37:40No smoke.
00:37:42Looks like we have to kiss.
00:37:48Rude.
00:38:07Keep the circle moving.
00:38:10If you want to really piss me off,
00:38:12kiss me like you mean it.
00:38:20Get off of me.
00:38:22Dude, I took her virginity.
00:38:24What's a little peck?
00:38:27Why would you tell everyone that?
00:38:29Remember that sixpot me for doing the deed?
00:38:36Hey, Jules!
00:38:37Jules!
00:38:38You're a pig.
00:38:39Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:38:41He's lying.
00:38:42I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:43But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:48You have feelings for me?
00:38:54I knew that you guys were hooking up, alright?
00:38:56But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:38:59You have feelings for me?
00:39:00Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:39:02You do?
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05I have all the feelings.
00:39:06Confusion.
00:39:07Frustration.
00:39:08Blind rage.
00:39:09Ridiculous.
00:39:10Yeah, but you know what?
00:39:11Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:39:15Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:39:18I broke your trust.
00:39:19And when that video was leaked,
00:39:20my trust was broken, too.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:39:31and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:39:36Do you want to get back together?
00:39:40You said no feelings.
00:39:42Yeah, you're right.
00:39:45So tell me you want to be with me.
00:39:47Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:39:49Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:39:51Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:40:01Well, what favorite couple survived the ring of fire?
00:40:03Ew.
00:40:04Why is he so obsessed with her?
00:40:06Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:40:08I didn't know she was poor.
00:40:10Mm-hmm.
00:40:12Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:40:15And the only reason why I know that
00:40:17is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.
00:40:21Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:40:24Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:40:27Yes, yes.
00:40:28That's a great idea.
00:40:29You should go do that right now.
00:40:30Yes!
00:40:34It's not that easy.
00:40:36Stop avoiding the question.
00:40:38I'm not avoiding it.
00:40:40Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.
00:40:45What do you mean?
00:40:47I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.
00:40:51Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:40:54She was about to answer a very important question.
00:40:56I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:40:58but I really don't want to lie to Noah.
00:41:00And tell him I don't have feelings for him.
00:41:02Or tell him about my dad.
00:41:05We can talk later.
00:41:07I promise.
00:41:19The girls go shopping.
00:41:21Saturdays are for the boys.
00:41:25It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much you mean to them.
00:41:28It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much you want me.
00:41:31I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:41:36Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:41:40It was tailored for sigmas.
00:41:42Like me.
00:41:43The internship is mine.
00:41:45Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:41:48Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:41:59If it isn't my favorite customer.
00:42:02Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:42:07Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
00:42:09I'm going to go try this on.
00:42:19You ordered the wrong size.
00:42:21No, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:42:23No, you didn't. That's impossible. It doesn't fit.
00:42:26Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:42:28What are you doing?
00:42:30I'm shopping.
00:42:32Do you not remember me?
00:42:34I used to be in here all the time.
00:42:36Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:42:38She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:42:41Well, what Mia says goes.
00:42:43So your money's no good here.
00:42:46You know what? You're right.
00:42:48I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:42:52That's it. You're out.
00:42:55Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:42:58I'm just going to take out the trash.
00:43:00Trash?
00:43:01Yeah.
00:43:02That's my girlfriend.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:08Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:43:12See this car?
00:43:15Has no spending limit.
00:43:16My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:43:20And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:43:22No way, this is mine.
00:43:24Oh, are you going to purchase it?
00:43:25No.
00:43:26Not with this janky little zipper.
00:43:28Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:43:43What do you think?
00:43:48No.
00:43:50Will you come help zip me up?
00:43:54Of course.
00:43:57Thanks.
00:44:02You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:44:05Is it too expensive?
00:44:07No.
00:44:09It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:44:18Well, aren't you with me?
00:44:27Thank you, Noah.
00:44:30You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:44:34Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:44:41Put the dress on my card.
00:44:45Excuse me.
00:44:47I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:44:51I bet she stole it.
00:44:53I would never.
00:44:54Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:44:58Fine.
00:45:00Whatever, Mia.
00:45:14See, told ya.
00:45:16I don't know how that got there.
00:45:18Well, she stole it.
00:45:20And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:45:25Call the police.
00:45:27Don't call the police.
00:45:29This is all my fault.
00:45:31No, it's not.
00:45:32Yes, it is.
00:45:34I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:38And then I put it in your bag.
00:45:40And then I put it in your bag.
00:45:42And then I put it in your bag.
00:45:43I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:45:46But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.
00:45:49You can't do this.
00:45:50It's of money.
00:45:52Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:45:54It's worth it, trust me.
00:45:56And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:45:59Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:46:01Please and thank you.
00:46:10Hey!
00:46:11You don't have to have that.
00:46:13Okay?
00:46:15There he is.
00:46:17Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:46:20Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:46:22Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have that little slut begging for me.
00:46:31Watch your mouth.
00:46:33Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:46:35Okay, dude.
00:46:37Jules was mine first.
00:46:39I dumped her, okay?
00:46:41She came back to me.
00:46:43Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:46:46Okay, alright.
00:46:48Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:46:50Yeah?
00:46:52I get Jules' panties off.
00:46:54By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:46:58Fine.
00:47:00And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:47:03I don't even want you looking at her.
00:47:05Deal.
00:47:07You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:47:10Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.
00:47:19Eat shit.
00:47:21Hey.
00:47:23Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:47:26Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:47:28Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.
00:47:36Hey.
00:47:43Hey.
00:47:49Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:47:51Uh, I don't know. Jules.
00:47:53You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:47:56About what?
00:47:58The music in here?
00:48:00Because I think it's...
00:48:02Jules.
00:48:04Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:48:06No contracts and no money.
00:48:08I mean it.
00:48:10I need Jules to come with me.
00:48:12Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:48:14Like I care.
00:48:16I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:48:20I'm sorry.
00:48:22We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:48:24Have fun.
00:48:26Here, put this on.
00:48:28I entered us into a lock dancing company.
00:48:34You're crazy.
00:48:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:48:43You're on.
00:48:50Follow me.
00:48:56Let the show begin.
00:49:07You think you're hot shit?
00:49:09Well, it's time for you to shit.
00:49:12Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:49:15Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:49:22The rules are simple.
00:49:24Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:49:29And you get to vote on who is hotter!
00:49:33Woo!
00:49:34Woo!
00:49:48Yeah, come on!
00:49:51Yeah, come on!
00:49:53Come back, come, come on!
00:49:58Come back, come back!
00:50:00I'm that girl, I got the way to the water, way to the water
00:50:04To give you diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:07Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:09It's just a break
00:50:11Think about it, come back
00:50:13I'm that girl, I got the way to the water, way to the water
00:50:16To give you diamonds and pearls, diamonds and pearls
00:50:19Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:21It's just a break
00:50:23Think about it, come back
00:50:24Now, are you waiting on me?
00:50:33Top that!
00:50:48Top that!
00:50:55Oh
00:51:00Oh
00:51:06Oh, baby
00:51:09What's the point of being honest at all?
00:51:19Oh
00:51:21I just end up changing my mind
00:51:26You're the most beautiful girl here
00:51:28Show them all
00:51:32But I won't be your friend when you cry, cry
00:51:41The tears on your face
00:51:44Are falling in vain when you cry
00:51:49The same old mistakes
00:51:52I left you with
00:51:54To give you diamonds and pearls
00:51:58Yo
00:52:00Jason!
00:52:02Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now!
00:52:05Yeah?
00:52:07I got you
00:52:11Here's a tip
00:52:13And the winner of the lap dance contest is
00:52:18Mia!
00:52:25As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair
00:52:30I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public property
00:52:37Here we go
00:52:39Jewels, wait
00:52:41Here we go
00:52:43Jewels, wait
00:52:48You look upset
00:52:51What are you, my therapist?
00:52:54Fuck off
00:52:55No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad
00:52:59Jewels
00:53:01I have something that can make you feel better
00:53:08What is that?
00:53:09A good time?
00:53:11Come on, Jewels
00:53:12What?
00:53:16No thanks
00:53:19Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these
00:53:23Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this
00:53:27Better play along
00:53:28Play along
00:53:38Bottoms up
00:53:41Cheers
00:53:43Alright
00:53:45Turn that shit around so you can grind on me, come on
00:53:47I'm gonna go change
00:53:52Destin
00:53:54Have you seen Jewels?
00:53:55I saw her running off to the dressing room
00:53:57Emmett was with her
00:54:00That little shit
00:54:08Don't move
00:54:15What do you think you're doing?
00:54:17Stop denying yourself, Jewels
00:54:20We both know you want this
00:54:22Be gentle
00:54:23Just like our first time, remember?
00:54:25Back off
00:54:27Just relax, baby
00:54:29Let that eat
00:54:30You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:54:32Oh
00:54:34I was gonna fuck you anyways
00:54:36Let go of me
00:54:37This is just gonna take a minute
00:54:41Emmett
00:54:42Let go and we can pretend like this never happened
00:54:45Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you
00:54:47Jewels?
00:54:49You in there?
00:54:50Noah
00:54:51Help me
00:54:52Help me
00:54:56Noah
00:54:57Help me
00:54:59Emmett
00:55:01Get off of her
00:55:03You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend
00:55:05What's the big deal now, huh?
00:55:10Emmett
00:55:11She doesn't want you
00:55:12What are you doing?
00:55:13She wants me so bad, dude
00:55:15Even if she won't say so
00:55:23Dude, I thought we were friends
00:55:24I'd never be friends with a shit like you
00:55:29Wait, stop!
00:55:35This asshole isn't worth it
00:55:53You look like shit
00:55:56Jewels just kicked my ass
00:55:58All I did was try to give her a compliment
00:56:01Hey
00:56:03Keep your hands off my boyfriend
00:56:09Leah, stop
00:56:12This bitch wants to be me so bad it's fucking pathetic
00:56:16Emmett just tried to assault me
00:56:18Be so fucking for real
00:56:19Emmett would never want to skank like you
00:56:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me
00:56:27And you know what?
00:56:29He's coming back to the house with me
00:56:31Tonight
00:56:33Mia, sit down
00:56:35Emmett
00:56:36If you ever come near the summer house again
00:56:38I will leave
00:56:40Okay, Noah, let's go
00:56:42Let's go
00:56:47I'm not letting you take Noah from me
00:56:53Thank you for getting me out of there
00:56:56Ow
00:56:58You're hurt
00:56:59Let me help you
00:57:13I want to kill that guy for touching you
00:57:23Okay
00:57:31I still think I should take you to a hospital
00:57:33I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with
00:57:36Really
00:57:37I didn't take them
00:57:39You didn't take the pills?
00:57:46You know, I got something better than E
00:57:49It's twice as fun
00:57:51And I've been saving it just for you
00:58:01What are you trying to give me?
00:58:07Rocky Road
00:58:10Ow
00:58:11Hey, I got you ice cream
00:58:12And this is how you repay me?
00:58:14How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:58:19I'm not an asshole
00:58:20No, you're the king of assholes
00:58:24You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes
00:58:29But, whatever
00:58:35I gotta show you something
00:58:46I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me
00:58:51And I only dated Mia to make you jealous
00:58:59It worked
00:59:13I've wanted you all summer
00:59:15Stop breathing
00:59:17I need you now
00:59:39What if somebody sees?
00:59:40Everybody's at the club
00:59:42I'm taking you upstairs
01:00:13Oh
01:00:19Oh yeah
01:00:24Hi, this is Alan
01:00:26It's Mia
01:00:27Yeah, Noah's girlfriend
01:00:29Um, he was hinting at propose to me soon
01:00:32And we would just love it if you were here for it
01:00:37Okay, bye
01:00:42Hey, sleepyhead.
01:00:46What are you doing up so early?
01:00:50I thought I wore you out last night.
01:00:54I'm ready for another round.
01:00:58Hey, can you knock?
01:01:02Can you put your boner away?
01:01:06Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
01:01:10It's worse than a fire!
01:01:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
01:01:22You're fucking with me.
01:01:26What's the big deal? Uh, there's the drugs. And the mess. And you.
01:01:30What about me? She like totally thinks you're a slut. But like in a bad way.
01:01:34Look, my mom knows about the sex tape and she blames you for the whole thing.
01:01:38I need to get out of here. I'll hide Jules. I'll distract Mom.
01:01:42Yo, Jason. I'm gonna go hide Jules.
01:01:46Do not let my mom know that we're here, alright?
01:01:54Tell me when the coast is clear. Got it.
01:01:58Get your brother.
01:02:02Now.
01:02:06Boy! Boy!
01:02:10Noah!
01:02:14My baby boy!
01:02:18Mom! Hi! Hey!
01:02:22Mom, I thought you were in fever.
01:02:26Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:02:30Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.
01:02:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:02:48I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.
01:02:52She just left.
01:02:56I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:03:00What is that slut doing here?
01:03:04You're the girl from the sex tape.
01:03:08Get out of this house. Mom.
01:03:12Mom, this is Jules and she's going to be
01:03:16our help for the summer.
01:03:20Yes. It fills my heart with so much joy
01:03:24to serve your son.
01:03:28Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:03:32Lisa, my second mommy.
01:03:36We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:03:40You're marrying Mia now?
01:03:44I have no idea what got into her head. I am so sorry.
01:03:48Just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:04:00My head hurts.
01:04:04Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:04:08I have some in my purse.
01:04:18Water.
01:04:22I need water.
01:04:26What did you give my mom?
01:04:30Aspirin.
01:04:34It's so hot in here.
01:04:38Do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:04:42No.
01:04:46I have an idea. Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:04:50I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:04:54Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:04:58Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:05:02No way. You gave her those?
01:05:06I didn't give them. She found them. Should we call an ambulance?
01:05:10No fucking way, Jules. She hates you already.
01:05:14Where did she go?
01:05:30Mom, get out of the pool.
01:05:34No way. It feels so good.
01:05:38Oh wait, no.
01:05:42I'm drowning.
01:05:46Mia, save me.
01:05:50Absolutely not. I'm not going in there.
01:06:08No.
01:06:12You saved me.
01:06:16Here. I brought you some tea.
01:06:24I was wrong about you.
01:06:28I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:06:38Thank you for taking care of her.
01:06:42I hope I was a good maid.
01:06:46Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:06:50Can you ever be serious in two seconds?
01:06:54You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:06:58I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:07:02No feelings. Remember?
01:07:08I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:07:12I'll tear it up right now. I mean it.
01:07:16I need that money more than I want you.
01:07:20When my dad died, he left my family with
01:07:24thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:07:28If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:07:32So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:07:36When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but
01:07:40now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:07:56I want to give you the money.
01:08:00Not as your boss. As your boyfriend.
01:08:04Everything.
01:08:08I don't know what to say.
01:08:12Just let me take care of you.
01:08:16And tell me that you love me.
01:08:24I don't think I can say it.
01:08:28Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:08:34Fine. You can take care of me, okay?
01:08:38And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:08:42I know you do.
01:08:46Good morning, everyone.
01:08:50Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.
01:08:54I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:08:58I was just leaving. You're not leaving, Jules.
01:09:02Let's talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:09:06After your little sex video was released,
01:09:10at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:09:14But after you saved me,
01:09:18all I can say is, welcome to the family!
01:09:26You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:09:30That was before you left me to drown.
01:09:34I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:09:38Adios.
01:09:42Bye, Mom.
01:09:46I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:09:50Good luck with that.
01:09:54I don't need luck. I have a really big brain.
01:10:00There must be something incriminating in here.
01:10:08What is this?
01:10:16Ew, what died in here?
01:10:20My manhood.
01:10:24Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:10:28I don't like to read.
01:10:32It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:10:36They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:10:40It's cheating.
01:10:44Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:10:48I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:10:52I thought this was summer vacation.
01:10:56But I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:11:00What up, lovebirds?
01:11:04Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.
01:11:08You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:11:12Who are you?
01:11:16I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:11:20Mr. Lehman.
01:11:24It's great to meet you.
01:11:28What are you doing here?
01:11:32Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house set up.
01:11:36I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:11:40The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:11:44I'd like to be your friend.
01:11:48I have enough friends. Thanks.
01:11:52Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:11:56I'm the high profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:12:00And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:12:04The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible
01:12:08for keeping me entertained. And I get bored easy.
01:12:12Your interview for Lehman Corp
01:12:16starts now.
01:12:20Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:12:24Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:12:28Hey, how about I show you out to the...
01:12:32That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:12:40That's the guy you want to work for?
01:12:44He's a total clown.
01:12:48Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful millionaires in the industry.
01:12:52And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:12:56But don't you already have enough money?
01:13:00Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA. I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:13:04I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:13:08And then our sex tape got released.
01:13:12Our sex bags were completely toast.
01:13:16The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.
01:13:20Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:13:24Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:13:28You lied to me.
01:13:32No, I just... I just didn't tell you everything.
01:13:36I'm sorry.
01:13:40Let's get the party started!
01:13:48Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:13:56I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:14:00There's something special about you.
01:14:04You're so beautiful.
01:14:08I'm not trying to marry you.
01:14:12Noah, tell me, who snatched this hottie up?
01:14:16That'd be me.
01:14:20You're a lucky man.
01:14:24I know.
01:14:28How long is he here?
01:14:32I'll protect you.
01:14:36From roommates to soulmates.
01:14:44Emmett, Noah and I are talking. Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:14:48Yeah, well, I just wanted to congratulate the big man.
01:14:52Yeah, he's finally going to win her bet.
01:14:56What bet?
01:15:00I told Noah that if you guys could make it throughout the summer,
01:15:04I'd take you to the internship pool.
01:15:08That's not true.
01:15:12Yeah, it is. I thought Noah would pussy out if I won, so I recorded the whole thing.
01:15:16You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:15:20I don't want to hear it.
01:15:24Yeah, it'd probably break your heart to know that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:15:28I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:32I was nothing but a bet to you?
01:15:36I was nothing but a check to you.
01:15:40Both of you can fuck off.
01:15:44Chicks, dude.
01:15:48Kick your fucking ass.
01:15:52I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:15:56You're pathetic.
01:16:00What were you thinking?
01:16:04That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?
01:16:08I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:16:12You're a sexy girl. We could have a lot of fun.
01:16:16I don't have time for that shit.
01:16:20Then make time. There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:16:24The boys are toys, and I want to play with you.
01:16:28I just don't want to be played with.
01:16:32If you play nice, I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:36The only reason why Noah made his bet was to get this job.
01:16:40Even if this guy is an asshole, I should hear him out.
01:16:44What do I have to do?
01:16:48Let me borrow you for the night.
01:16:52In your dreams, perv.
01:16:56Mia, you know where Jules is?
01:17:00You're still caught up on that skank?
01:17:04Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:17:08A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:17:12Get it through your head. I want to be with Jules.
01:17:16Why do you like her so much?
01:17:20I don't like her. I love her.
01:17:24I'm sorry for you, for falling in love with such a liar.
01:17:28You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:17:32Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:17:36I found your girlfriend.
01:17:44If I do what you say, then you'll give Noah the job?
01:17:48Yes, and it's the only way he'd get in.
01:17:52I interviewed him as a fag to his mom.
01:17:56My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:18:00Wait, now I know where I recognize you.
01:18:04You were great. Just one kiss.
01:18:08That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:18:16Way hard to get!
01:18:22Get off of her.
01:18:26Get off of her.
01:18:30Let me have my fun, then you can take your turn.
01:18:34If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:18:38You wouldn't dare.
01:18:42You little shit! You'll never work for Lehman.
01:18:46Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:18:50You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:18:54You want to mess with me? Yeah, why don't you sue me and let all the papers know
01:18:58that you're a sleazy dirtbag who's chasing young girls around?
01:19:02I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:19:06Please, don't tell my wife.
01:19:14How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:19:20It wasn't what it looked like.
01:19:24Don't lie to me. I saw you kiss him back.
01:19:28I should be the one that's mad.
01:19:32You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:19:36You were getting money out of the deal, so why does it matter?
01:19:40That he's a good kisser and you want him right now.
01:19:44Tell him you love him.
01:19:48Because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:19:58You're fired. Get out of my house.
01:20:02You're fired.
01:20:18You're gone for good, bitch.
01:20:22You never belonged with us.
01:20:26And now, it's your turn to go.
01:20:30This has nothing to do with you.
01:20:34Oh, honey, this has everything to do with me.
01:20:42I planted the camera in your room.
01:20:46And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:20:50And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:20:54You thought you were better than me.
01:20:58But I always win.
01:21:02All I fucking do is win.
01:21:10A miserable bitch like you will never win.
01:21:24Mom, I saved the house.
01:21:28It's too late.
01:21:36Maybe we can call the bank and figure something out.
01:21:40Someone bought it out from under us just this morning.
01:21:44It's what happens when you lose sight of your goal. You everything.
01:21:48Oh, God.
01:21:54Can I help you?
01:21:58What are you doing in that unit?
01:22:02My dad cut me off after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:22:06I guess he paid a lot of money to give me that job, so...
01:22:10Do you need anything?
01:22:18I have a big tip for you.
01:22:22Seriously?
01:22:26Smile more.
01:22:34This money feels dirty.
01:22:38I never want to see this check again.
01:22:42Miss me?
01:22:46Miss me?
01:22:58Get lost.
01:23:02I deserve that.
01:23:06Look, I wrote us up a new contract.
01:23:10And I think you'll really like it.
01:23:14Is this the deed to my house?
01:23:18Yeah. This morning I bought it.
01:23:22You bought my house from under us?
01:23:26Look at the name on the title.
01:23:30Oh, my God. You put it under my name.
01:23:34It's yours, Jules. It's all yours.
01:23:38But I am only giving it to you under one condition.
01:23:42Another condition?
01:23:46What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?
01:23:50Sleep with your boss? Drug your mom?
01:23:54No. But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.
01:24:02At 8 p.m.
01:24:06And I want you to wear this.
01:24:20What are you doing here?
01:24:24Noah told me to come.
01:24:28Really? How pathetic.
01:24:32He's proposing to you?
01:24:36When did you two get back together?
01:24:40Well, it's not official yet, but he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:24:44And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.
01:24:48I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,
01:24:52Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:24:56Mia! Jules!
01:25:00Why did you invite me here?
01:25:04To watch you propose to Mia?
01:25:08Propose? Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:25:12Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:25:16Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:25:20How did you know about that?
01:25:24Well, because it was a huge mistake.
01:25:28You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:25:32Okay, fine.
01:25:36Yeah, I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet,
01:25:40but I just wanted to watch your relationship blow up in all your faces.
01:25:44What are you going to do? Arrest me?
01:25:48Actually, that's my job. Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.
01:25:52What? You're not actually doing this, are you? These are not what they're for.
01:25:56Bye, Mia.
01:26:00If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.
01:26:04That's not why I invited you here.
01:26:08Everybody!
01:26:12What is he doing?
01:26:16I have invited you all here so I can
01:26:20share my secrets.
01:26:24And here are my secrets.
01:26:28I scream when I see spiders. I do.
01:26:32And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared
01:26:36I just left it there.
01:26:40And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:26:44And I have one more secret.
01:26:48Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:26:52And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:26:56Right here in front of everybody.
01:27:00I want everyone to know what you are to me.
01:27:22I love you.
01:27:52Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?
01:27:56I didn't. I just don't want everyone to know our business.
01:28:00Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?
01:28:12Of course I do.
01:28:16Now, let's party.
01:28:20Let's party.
01:28:50Let's party.
01:29:20Let's party.