Summer School (2006) English Movie
Summer School is a 2006 American independent anthology horror film created by Minnesota-based production company Random Creatureface Films.
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00:00:06Sex...
00:00:10Very cold...
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00:00:59Hey girls!
00:01:00Do you want to meet my Moby Dick?
00:01:13I have always seen myself as an ordinary guy.
00:01:15With ordinary dreams.
00:01:17As a guy who does ordinary things.
00:01:19And as a guy,
00:01:21to whom very, very few ordinary things happen.
00:01:28Roll replay
00:01:46Jamie get up!
00:01:48Get up!
00:01:50Mum?
00:01:52Get up, darling!
00:01:54I want to wash your clothes.
00:01:56I have to do the laundry.
00:02:06Okay, but I'll take care of the pillow cover, okay?
00:02:08Good.
00:02:14Lydia, are you in there?
00:02:16I'm sick of waiting for you.
00:02:18Does that mean it's going to take another half hour?
00:02:20Lydia, open up!
00:02:22No, I have to go to the bathroom!
00:02:24I'll kill her at some point.
00:02:26Family life is fine.
00:02:28Unless you need some time for yourself.
00:02:32Perfect.
00:02:42Karli!
00:02:44Dad!
00:02:46What are you doing?
00:02:48I'm looking for notes I have to submit.
00:02:50You'll never find them.
00:02:54Help me.
00:02:56Put that up there. You're young.
00:02:58There.
00:03:02Don't forget we're going to Grandma's in Madrid this weekend.
00:03:04Yes, I know. We're going to Grandma's.
00:03:08Good morning. How are you?
00:03:10I brought bread.
00:03:12You were already at the market. It's only...
00:03:14I just got up early.
00:03:16You know me, my love.
00:03:18Be glad you can sleep so well.
00:03:20Even pills don't help me.
00:03:22Raimie! Raimie!
00:03:24Help Lola with her bag.
00:03:26It's okay, Alberto. I can do it on my own.
00:03:28Raimie can help you. He's young.
00:03:30Come on.
00:03:32Hola, Lola.
00:03:34Shall I put you in the kitchen?
00:03:36Thank you, Raimie. That's very kind of you.
00:03:42My neighbor Lola is pretty cool.
00:03:44The people here in Lisbon are very nice.
00:03:46You're welcome everywhere.
00:03:48And that definitely has its advantages.
00:04:16Thank you.
00:04:40Where are you?
00:04:43Hola.
00:04:45Lola, I have to go to the bathroom.
00:04:47No problem.
00:04:49Make yourself at home.
00:04:51I know.
00:04:53Shall we go?
00:04:55Yes.
00:05:12Let's go.
00:05:43Hola.
00:05:45I'll take you with me.
00:05:47I'd rather run.
00:05:49Come on.
00:06:13Tell me, son.
00:06:15How did you get here?
00:06:17Do you miss Madrid already?
00:06:19No, I'm okay. Everything's okay.
00:06:21Don't lie to me.
00:06:23I know exactly that it's incredibly difficult for you.
00:06:25Your friends are leaving and moving to Lisbon.
00:06:27But that's life.
00:06:29I had to take over grandfather's company.
00:06:31It's been in the family's possession for several generations.
00:06:33It was my duty, wasn't it?
00:06:35Sure, dad.
00:06:37And you?
00:06:39Have you already chosen your major?
00:06:41No, not yet.
00:06:43But if you do, it won't be long before you graduate.
00:06:45Why are you so unplanned?
00:06:47When I was your age, I learned eight hours a day.
00:06:49And then I worked eight hours.
00:06:51And then I even met my friends.
00:06:53Stop it, dad!
00:06:55You know exactly that I can't decide!
00:06:57You always ask the same crap!
00:07:10I'll think about it.
00:07:12Do you have enough time?
00:07:25Your grandfather died.
00:07:27And I will too.
00:07:29That's life.
00:07:31Sure, dad.
00:07:33And you will inherit the company.
00:07:35You should choose the right major.
00:07:37Adios.
00:08:08Shit!
00:08:10Damn shit!
00:08:12What are you doing there?
00:08:14There!
00:08:16My car! It's totally scratched, you stupid dog!
00:08:18And now look at that!
00:08:20All right, you sleepyhead, you stupid man!
00:08:22Nothing broken.
00:08:24Ah, shit!
00:08:26Or is it?
00:08:28I had broken something.
00:08:30But it wasn't that bad.
00:08:32At least it wasn't the arm with which I take someone down.
00:08:34Well, that had to happen.
00:08:38The way I see it, it's your skateboard's fault that this happened, my boy.
00:08:41How long do you have to wear the plaster?
00:08:43Three weeks.
00:08:45They'll be over soon.
00:08:47Don't listen to Joao. He's too cynical.
00:08:53I've been in Lisbon long enough to find real friends.
00:08:55Hey, stop it!
00:08:57I get along with everyone. I'm very diplomatic.
00:09:00Hey!
00:09:02Just be quiet!
00:09:04They were just ridiculous.
00:09:06Of course, there was someone I wanted to get to know better.
00:09:12She was a goddess.
00:09:14Okay, okay, please stop talking. Sit down.
00:09:19Oh, man.
00:09:21Please!
00:09:23Let's start.
00:09:25Let's stop.
00:09:29Gonzalo!
00:09:31Thank you.
00:09:33We have to choose a destination for our final journey.
00:09:35We're running out of time.
00:09:37The final exam is next month.
00:09:39Until then, we should know where you want to go.
00:09:41Have you thought about it?
00:09:43No, no idea.
00:09:45Any suggestions?
00:09:49I have an idea.
00:09:51Okay.
00:09:55Paris.
00:09:57Welcome!
00:09:59Hello!
00:10:01Welcome!
00:10:03Paris.
00:10:05And I'm not just saying that because I'm from France.
00:10:07Paris is an incredible city.
00:10:09There are museums, monuments, cafés.
00:10:11We're going to the Eiffel Tower.
00:10:13Paris.
00:10:15Paris.
00:10:17Paris.
00:10:19Paris.
00:10:21Paris.
00:10:23Paris.
00:10:25Paris.
00:10:27Paris.
00:10:29Paris.
00:10:31Paris.
00:10:33Paris.
00:10:35Thank you very much.
00:10:37Thank you very much.
00:10:39Isabel made an interesting suggestion.
00:10:41If no one else has a suggestion?
00:10:46All right. Gonzalo?
00:10:48I think we should go somewhere where we can do and let what we want, when we want it, and where no one gives us any instructions.
00:10:56Okay, Gonzalo, okay. What do you suggest?
00:11:00Hector, turn on the projector and turn down the blinds.
00:11:03I press play?
00:11:10Yes, press play.
00:11:12This is Benidorm, people.
00:11:153,778 hectares of land that is just waiting for us.
00:11:19More than a thousand nightclubs.
00:11:21Beaches with brides up there without.
00:11:23I want to go there.
00:11:25Forget Paris and all that shit.
00:11:27That's just something for losers.
00:11:29We want to go to Benidorm, to the navel of the world, Spain, that's our home.
00:11:33Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm, Benidorm.
00:11:43Gonzalo, thank you very much.
00:11:45Good, you can sit down.
00:11:47Okay, Benidorm is another possibility for us.
00:11:50Think about it and on Monday we will vote on it.
00:11:53I have a great idea.
00:11:55You should grow marijuana here instead of the other stupid plants.
00:12:00The new one looks pretty stupid.
00:12:02Look at it again.
00:12:03Gonzalo, let me tell you something.
00:12:05You should be president, man.
00:12:07You convinced everyone in there, but you had no idea what you were talking about.
00:12:11Exactly, president, president of the whole country.
00:12:14And you will be my first lady.
00:12:16What do you think of that, my sweet?
00:12:18Hands off.
00:12:19Nonsense.
00:12:26Oh, man.
00:12:27Always the same shit.
00:12:28They want sex and then you never see them again.
00:12:30Guys, it's proven that 89% of the 16 to 21-year-olds have one-night stands.
00:12:38Yeah, whatever, you're immature little boys.
00:12:41Yeah, you just need the right one.
00:12:44No, thanks.
00:12:45Don't worry, I'll figure it out myself.
00:12:47My friends, my boat, a little grass and no games.
00:12:51A romance in Benidorm can't hurt, my sweet.
00:12:54Yeah.
00:12:55Honestly, I think the others would rather go to Paris because of Disneyland.
00:12:59I don't give a shit about Disneyland, Mickey Mouse and the whore Minnie.
00:13:02But you have to go if not eight other people agree.
00:13:04I don't feel like all the Disney bullshit either.
00:13:06No problem, Guillermo.
00:13:07Dato and Sarah are on our side.
00:13:09I convince Magdalena and Vera.
00:13:11What about Cramie? Who convinces him?
00:13:14Who?
00:13:15The Invisible Man?
00:13:18Me? I'm the Invisible Man?
00:13:19Give me the joint.
00:13:25There's always an Invisible Man who stands out.
00:13:28He smiles at everyone and never takes sides.
00:13:31Besides, he's as boring as the corpses in his father's trunk.
00:13:35And even those are more alive than he is.
00:13:38If he's the Invisible Man, what are you?
00:13:40Me?
00:13:41I'm a real guy.
00:13:44Who's in there?
00:13:47It's me. It's me, Gonzalo.
00:13:50Oh, really?
00:13:51And what are you doing in there?
00:13:54What am I doing here?
00:14:01Wait a minute. I'll be right out.
00:14:06Open the door right now.
00:14:07I swear, they have drugs in there.
00:14:09I swear.
00:14:11Come on, quick.
00:14:14I'm washing my ass right now.
00:14:16Open up or I'll knock on the door. Do you understand?
00:14:23I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:14:26Come on, I'm waiting.
00:14:28Open up!
00:14:29I'm coming.
00:14:35Well?
00:14:36What's going on?
00:14:37Can't you just fuck in peace?
00:14:40I heard more voices earlier. There were more in there. Guaranteed.
00:14:44Yeah, sure. Because my ass can talk.
00:14:53That probably didn't work.
00:14:55Who's in there?
00:14:56It's me, Escudero. I'm using the time and learning in here.
00:15:05Here, Escudero.
00:15:06I'm sorry.
00:15:09Thank you.
00:15:13I think you've got something with your ears.
00:15:19Make a detour. Let's go.
00:15:24Hey.
00:15:25Okay, guys. You can come out now.
00:15:28They're gone.
00:15:30I apologize for the disturbance, my dear.
00:15:34Come on, Noah. We're leaving.
00:15:36I'm coming. One moment.
00:15:38I'm coming.
00:15:45I'll stay here, okay?
00:15:49Thank you, invisible man.
00:15:55Was I really the invisible man?
00:15:57A totally anonymous creature?
00:15:59Meaningless?
00:16:01A total zero.
00:16:03Another corpse of my father.
00:16:06Maybe not for you.
00:16:08Look, they're flying in a DJ from New York.
00:16:14Do you want to go?
00:16:15No, I'm totally burned out. We don't have anything to wear.
00:16:17I can help you.
00:16:18Okay.
00:16:26DJ Vicious. Sounds good.
00:16:36Nice piece, isn't it?
00:16:38You rarely find something like this.
00:16:40Especially valuable.
00:16:42You have a philosophy exam on Monday?
00:16:44And you just found out?
00:16:46Yes.
00:16:47They don't tell us anything beforehand,
00:16:49so they can see how much we really know.
00:16:51Grandma will be disappointed if she finds out we're not coming.
00:16:54This is the third time already.
00:16:56You could go without me, Papa.
00:16:58And leave you alone? You and your little sister?
00:17:02I'll be fine.
00:17:04I'll be fine.
00:17:05I can learn in peace.
00:17:07You know I don't do anything bad.
00:17:09I know you're responsible.
00:17:12A feast for the eyes.
00:17:14This is dandelion wood.
00:17:16The handles are made of bronze.
00:17:18A nice piece, isn't it?
00:17:20Yes.
00:17:23And what is it now?
00:17:26Papa, answer me.
00:17:28Fine, you can stay.
00:17:30Lydia, please! You're destroying something!
00:17:34It was time to stop being invisible.
00:18:00THE END
00:18:06Even if we clean up properly today, we'll still get a load.
00:18:09Good evening.
00:18:10Good evening.
00:18:14Sneakers?
00:18:16Designer brand.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:21Thank you very much.
00:18:29THE END
00:18:59How are you, Andy?
00:19:11Good.
00:19:12Are you here today to present your new stuff?
00:19:15Yes.
00:19:20Give me a whiskey.
00:19:21What?
00:19:22Whiskey.
00:19:23Ah, whiskey.
00:19:24Looks spicy.
00:19:26Do you speak Portuguese?
00:19:28No.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32That means translated, where is the school?
00:19:38How's your arm?
00:19:39It's fine.
00:19:40Here.
00:19:42That's it.
00:19:43It was an accident last week.
00:19:44Really? No big deal.
00:19:45Don't worry, the car is fine.
00:19:49Hey, Jaime.
00:19:50There are a few losers in our class.
00:19:52You know who I mean.
00:19:54Those who really want to go to Benidorm.
00:19:56Benidorm.
00:19:57Benidorm.
00:19:58I know you're a decent guy, so...
00:20:01I can rely on you, you know what you want, right?
00:20:04Me, Paris?
00:20:05What about you?
00:20:06Yeah, me too.
00:20:07I don't really care.
00:20:08I'm doing this especially for Isabel.
00:20:10You see her?
00:20:13It's damn important to you.
00:20:15She hasn't seen her friends and family for ages.
00:20:18A good opportunity for her.
00:20:20Jaime.
00:20:21Huh?
00:20:22I said it's a good opportunity.
00:20:24Yeah, she can rely on you, right?
00:20:26Don't let her down.
00:20:27Huh?
00:20:54Good evening.
00:20:55Good evening.
00:20:56Do you have a...
00:20:57One.
00:20:58One half now and the other half an hour later.
00:20:59And drink a lot of water, no alcohol.
00:21:00I don't like it.
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00:21:43Is that all you can feel?
00:21:53I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot!
00:21:58I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot!
00:22:03I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot, I'm so hot!
00:22:10I told you, the store's gonna be packed.
00:22:12Hey!
00:22:13Oh, no!
00:22:16Okay, get outta here pal!
00:22:17Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
00:22:25The pill didn't work on me...
00:22:27... in any way.
00:22:34He's a shit guy.
00:22:36You knew that even before you got involved with him.
00:22:42Sit down.
00:22:44Watch her. I'll get a cab.
00:22:47hehehehe
00:22:51are you okay?
00:22:55of course
00:23:03are you sure?
00:23:17are you cold?
00:23:33what lips
00:23:35here she sits right next to me
00:23:37without this idiot boccia
00:23:40I have to say something interesting
00:23:43she has to notice what a funny guy I am
00:23:46something like
00:23:48you're not from here, are you?
00:23:51I mean
00:23:53you didn't move here as a child, did you?
00:23:57hey
00:23:59marta
00:24:01hola
00:24:03marta
00:24:05what's up baby
00:24:07where have you been, my little praline
00:24:09boccia
00:24:11let's go
00:24:13get out of here
00:24:15with your french whore
00:24:17with us it's over
00:24:19forget me
00:24:21nice but
00:24:23don't forget who did who
00:24:25boccia come now
00:24:27why do guys always think with their tails
00:24:31come to me
00:24:33marta
00:24:35the taxi is here
00:24:37your taxi is here
00:24:39I'll bring you there
00:24:43here
00:24:47here
00:24:49give it to me on monday at school
00:24:55thank you chemi
00:24:59because of the invisible
00:25:01I am superman
00:25:13hola
00:25:29hola
00:25:31hey invisible
00:25:33how are you
00:25:35chemi where have you been
00:25:37in traccia
00:25:39have you been there
00:25:41and you
00:25:43no me neither
00:25:4510 euro per head is too much
00:25:47for 10 euro we can party all night
00:25:49hey noah give me one
00:25:53me too
00:25:57yes
00:25:59damn you need one of these
00:26:03don't worry
00:26:05these are not drugs
00:26:07these are vitamins
00:26:09ok
00:26:11that will do you good
00:26:15you should take one of these
00:26:17I don't smoke roberto
00:26:19who do you mean with roberto
00:26:23roberto
00:26:25no we don't call him roberto
00:26:27we call him xl
00:26:29the rumors say
00:26:31that he is well equipped
00:26:33if you know what I mean
00:26:35that he is well equipped
00:26:37what do you mean
00:26:39wait a minute
00:26:41yes
00:26:43and now we call you jay
00:26:45that stuff was pretty strong
00:26:47I am completely drunk
00:26:49you can have it
00:26:51give me the hat
00:26:53portugal is super
00:26:55hey
00:26:57what do you think
00:26:59just shouting
00:27:01do you know how late it is
00:27:03do it now
00:27:05we are celebrating
00:27:07stop with the noise
00:27:09stop shouting
00:27:11or you will end up with the piss
00:27:21why are you throwing this on my car
00:27:27I call the police
00:27:29shit
00:27:31what is going on
00:27:33what is going on
00:27:35go go
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00:29:19I wondered what it was
00:29:21not bad
00:29:23I'd rather have my own bed, but it's not bad.
00:29:27Do you actually have bigger ones?
00:29:29Yeah, there's enough for me in the whole family.
00:29:34Dying is really shit, isn't it?
00:29:36But not for my father.
00:29:38Right.
00:29:38No.
00:29:43But sometimes life is shit, too.
00:29:48What's that?
00:29:50A clock. For firefights.
00:29:57What are you doing?
00:29:59They're for insects.
00:30:01What am I doing here?
00:30:02You idiot.
00:30:04Look.
00:30:07Hey, cool stuff.
00:30:09They're made of rubber.
00:30:10Because the parts always slip out of people's hands when they're excited.
00:30:15Catch!
00:30:17Jesus triples! He jumps up and hits!
00:30:21Yeah! Yeah!
00:30:23Be careful with Jesus. If my father sees this, he'll kill me.
00:30:29What's up with you? You're definitely going to Paris, aren't you?
00:30:32Why are you so sure?
00:30:34I don't know, but you don't look like the Benny Dorn type.
00:30:37Nothing wrong with that.
00:30:39No idea. I'd love to go to Paris.
00:30:42I'm sure it's a very interesting city.
00:30:44Definitely. That's why you can take a fun coffee trip there when you're 50.
00:30:48But I'd rather be buried alive before I go there.
00:30:51What's so great about Benny Dorn?
00:30:55Benny Dorn, man. Benny Dorn.
00:30:57You can party all day with your friends on the beach.
00:31:00It's going to be a one-off party.
00:31:03I'll tell you, Lisbon is beautiful, too.
00:31:05But, you know, Spain, man.
00:31:07That's your home.
00:31:10Yeah, I told you. Fucking Paris.
00:31:14I experienced one of the worst moments of my life because of this click.
00:31:17Bora was right.
00:31:19They were idiots.
00:31:21But I felt great.
00:31:27Within a week, I met great new people.
00:31:30The girl who liked me kissed me.
00:31:33What else did I want?
00:31:35I couldn't wait to finally travel.
00:31:38Amy.
00:31:40Paris. I'd rather go to Paris.
00:31:42You too, right?
00:31:43Of course. I want to go to Paris, too.
00:31:45Here.
00:31:48Thank you.
00:31:49We'll have a lot of fun. You'll see.
00:31:54No, not to Paris.
00:31:56Damn it.
00:31:57Okay.
00:31:58I hope you thought about where you wanted to go on the weekend.
00:32:04And the first suggestion was...
00:32:06Benny Dorn.
00:32:07Paris.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Okay, okay. Thank you for the help.
00:32:13The other suggestion was...
00:32:14Benny Dorn.
00:32:17Gonzalo, does the word punctuality mean anything to you?
00:32:20Yeah, that's what I tell my father every week when he gives me my pocket money.
00:32:25Okay, sit down and be quiet.
00:32:28Very good.
00:32:29Benny Dorn.
00:32:32And now...
00:32:34we'll vote.
00:32:36Alvaro will help me.
00:32:39Come on.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:41Here.
00:32:42Thank you.
00:32:43And here.
00:32:44There.
00:32:45You can write here.
00:32:48Here.
00:32:49Good.
00:32:50There.
00:32:51Yes.
00:32:52And the next one.
00:32:53Pablo, have you already voted?
00:32:55Of course.
00:32:56Good.
00:32:57Are you ready?
00:32:58Collect.
00:33:01Come on.
00:33:02I hope you voted for Paris.
00:33:04Thank you.
00:33:05Come on.
00:33:06I hope you voted for Benny Dorn.
00:33:07Your Excellency.
00:33:10Thank you very much.
00:33:11Has everyone cast their vote?
00:33:13Then make a list on the board.
00:33:15Good.
00:33:16Let's see.
00:33:18The first vote is...
00:33:19Paris.
00:33:23A vote for...
00:33:25Benny Dorn.
00:33:28Two more votes for Paris.
00:33:31Three votes for...
00:33:32Benny Dorn.
00:33:37And two more for Benny Dorn.
00:33:44Gonzalo.
00:33:45One more time.
00:33:46And I'll choose the goal myself.
00:33:48Okay.
00:33:49Four votes for Benny Dorn.
00:33:55Four votes for Paris.
00:34:00Another three for Paris.
00:34:04And here we have the last two votes.
00:34:10Okay.
00:34:11A vote for...
00:34:12Paris.
00:34:14That's eleven in total.
00:34:17If the last vote is for Paris,
00:34:19then Paris wins.
00:34:20Paris.
00:34:22It is...
00:34:23Benny Dorn.
00:34:24Benny Dorn.
00:34:29Silence!
00:34:30Benny Dorn.
00:34:31The whole team has 11 votes.
00:34:33We have a draw.
00:34:34Benny Dorn.
00:34:35What do we do now?
00:34:36Paris.
00:34:38Silence!
00:34:39Gonzalo.
00:34:40What do you suggest?
00:34:41Everyone should drive wherever he wants.
00:34:43We live in a free country.
00:34:45No, that's not possible.
00:34:46You should drive together.
00:34:48Do you understand?
00:34:49This is your final journey.
00:34:52Next year you'll go to university.
00:34:54You won't see each other then.
00:34:56You have to come to an agreement somehow.
00:35:00Benny Dorn.
00:35:01Benny Dorn.
00:35:02Benny Dorn.
00:35:03Benny Dorn.
00:35:05I've got it.
00:35:06There is a mathematical solution.
00:35:09The group that collected the most money
00:35:11until the final party
00:35:13can decide the destination.
00:35:16Prices don't lie.
00:35:18Let's start.
00:35:19Let's start.
00:35:21Paris or Benny Dorn?
00:35:23I think I've got myself in trouble.
00:35:26Paris and Benny Dorn.
00:35:28Paris or Benny Dorn?
00:35:29Seriously?
00:35:30It's like you have to choose
00:35:32between George Clooney and Michael Jackson.
00:35:39If you ask me,
00:35:40it's going to be a nice trip.
00:35:42I'd like to go with you.
00:35:44Look.
00:35:46They are very beautiful.
00:35:47Aren't they great?
00:35:48Take your foot off the table.
00:35:50Do you think we're at the flea market or what?
00:35:52Don't exaggerate.
00:35:56What's next, Luis?
00:35:57Tell us the rest.
00:35:59You can't decide where we want to go.
00:36:02You have to find a solution.
00:36:03Why do you listen to your students, Luis?
00:36:06At that age, they never know what they want.
00:36:08Excuse me, but I don't think
00:36:09that 17-year-olds don't know what they want.
00:36:11They just need a little more time.
00:36:12You'll see.
00:36:14It's obvious that you don't know
00:36:15how it works, you beginner.
00:36:17Stop it, you two.
00:36:19You have to decide, Luis.
00:36:20No, you shouldn't go at all.
00:36:22Think about it.
00:36:23There are bus accidents, fights,
00:36:25alcohol poisoning, unwanted pregnancies,
00:36:28sodomy, fencing, sex with animals,
00:36:31even eating...
00:36:32Stop it now.
00:36:33Stop it.
00:36:34If it were up to you,
00:36:35we'd still hit her on the fingers
00:36:37with a pipe stick.
00:36:38Yes, the good old days.
00:36:41It's absolutely impossible.
00:36:44Luis?
00:36:45Yes?
00:36:46Going to a foreign country
00:36:48can be pretty difficult.
00:36:51Don't forget, my dear,
00:36:52you can always count on me.
00:36:55Anytime.
00:37:02How did that happen?
00:37:04This?
00:37:05Oh, that was my little sister.
00:37:08We all meet to think about
00:37:10what we want to do in the future.
00:37:12We all meet to think about
00:37:13how we can organize money.
00:37:15Ah, for the trip.
00:37:16Sure.
00:37:20At seven, okay?
00:37:21Okay, then at seven.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:25Ciao.
00:37:26Ciao.
00:37:27Adios.
00:37:37Hola.
00:37:38Hola, how are you?
00:37:39Good. Are you skating too?
00:37:40Sure, aren't you?
00:37:41Yes, but it's hard with the arm.
00:37:44Oh, crap.
00:37:45I can show you a few tricks
00:37:46when the plaster is off.
00:37:48We'll meet at seven in the cafeteria
00:37:50to think about where we'll get the money.
00:37:52Are you coming too?
00:37:53Yes, I'd love to.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55See you.
00:37:56See you.
00:37:57Ciao.
00:37:58Adios.
00:37:59At seven with both hands.
00:38:01What am I supposed to do?
00:38:05I've lost him.
00:38:07I've lost him forever.
00:38:09I'm sure he's in heaven.
00:38:11There he is with his friends.
00:38:13He was so young and handsome.
00:38:16Hola.
00:38:19What happened?
00:38:20I don't know, Remy.
00:38:21He must have eaten something wrong or something.
00:38:24He choked.
00:38:26My poor, my poor baby.
00:38:29My condolences, Lola.
00:38:31Thank you.
00:38:32Mama, where's my skateboard?
00:38:35Your skateboard?
00:38:36You'll get it when the plaster is off.
00:38:38I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:38:40I really need to talk to you.
00:38:44My condolences, Lola.
00:38:46Thank you.
00:38:47Thank you.
00:38:49Do you want a wreath for him?
00:38:51The best I can get.
00:39:01What's that?
00:39:03A can.
00:39:04Yes, a beer can.
00:39:06What are you looking for?
00:39:08Tell me the truth, Remy.
00:39:10I hate lying, so please don't lie.
00:39:12Don't lie to your mother and me.
00:39:14We always raised you to tell the truth.
00:39:18So, tell me, boy.
00:39:21I met a friend.
00:39:23He wanted to see dessert.
00:39:24I told him he...
00:39:25Wasn't it perhaps a girlfriend?
00:39:28And perhaps you did more than just drink beer.
00:39:31No, Papa, it was a friend.
00:39:33Don't let this happen to me again.
00:39:35This isn't a junkyard.
00:39:37This place deserves a little respect.
00:39:50Do you understand?
00:39:54I think we should get some ideas.
00:39:56I don't know what we can do.
00:39:58I'm sorry I'm late.
00:40:00I didn't even notice you weren't there.
00:40:02My sister makes really cool necklaces.
00:40:05Necklaces.
00:40:06And T-shirts.
00:40:07Rings and fireworks.
00:40:08We could sell that at school.
00:40:10Good idea.
00:40:11Yes, good idea.
00:40:13If we sell 100 T-shirts, we'll make 600 euros.
00:40:16Yes, we'll make a lot more.
00:40:18But not cheap polyester shirts.
00:40:20They have to be made of cotton.
00:40:22I can ask a wholesaler who lives near me.
00:40:24He has an eye on me.
00:40:25That could work.
00:40:26Great idea.
00:40:27I'll come with you.
00:40:28Wait a minute.
00:40:29We should try to get as much as possible.
00:40:31You're right.
00:40:32Like Benetton, for example.
00:40:34Made of cotton.
00:40:35The stuff always sells.
00:40:37Then we just put our logo on it.
00:40:39And we can ask for more.
00:40:41Like this one.
00:40:42Look.
00:40:46You're incredible.
00:40:48Did I tell you how beautiful you are today?
00:40:50Hey guys, I'm going to the cafeteria.
00:40:52Does anyone else want something to drink?
00:40:53No, thank you, Remy.
00:40:55I'm a little sick right now.
00:40:57A hot tea might do you good.
00:41:00A tea?
00:41:02For your...
00:41:04Okay, see you soon.
00:41:05Bye.
00:41:19So, what do you think?
00:41:21It's nice.
00:41:23Cool.
00:41:24Very nice.
00:41:25Looks good.
00:41:26A friend can print it very cheaply.
00:41:28Yeah.
00:41:29T-shirts are okay, but we need something better.
00:41:31Something really big, okay?
00:41:33Okay.
00:41:34Like what?
00:41:35Like...
00:41:38Like not at all.
00:41:40We should get our asses out and show them to the brides.
00:41:44Fuck you, asshole.
00:41:45What?
00:41:46Don't get so worked up.
00:41:47Just get him out.
00:41:48Get him out.
00:41:49Get him out.
00:41:50Get him out.
00:41:51Get him out.
00:41:52Get him out.
00:41:53Get him out.
00:41:54Get him out.
00:41:55Get him out.
00:41:56Get him out.
00:41:57Get him out.
00:41:58Get him out.
00:41:59Get him out.
00:42:00That's enough.
00:42:01I don't believe it.
00:42:02Can you guys just talk about your asses all the time?
00:42:04That's so disgusting.
00:42:05Imagine I would talk about my ass all day long.
00:42:09Okay.
00:42:10Hey, stop this nonsense.
00:42:12Do you understand?
00:42:13Leave us alone.
00:42:14At least tell us how long it is.
00:42:17The penis depends on the size of the race of the person.
00:42:20In the Asians, it's 12 to 14 centimeters long and 3 centimeters in diameter.
00:42:25In the Caucasians, it's 12 to 14 centimeters long and 3.8 centimeters in diameter.
00:42:30And if a black man takes his thing out, there's a tumult.
00:42:35He measures 16 to 20 centimeters.
00:42:38That long.
00:42:39And his diameter is, hold on, 5 centimeters.
00:42:45I've never measured before.
00:42:47Nonsense.
00:42:48At some point, we've all measured before.
00:42:50I have an idea.
00:42:51You can put them on the table and we girls will measure.
00:42:53And whoever has the longest will get a prize from us.
00:42:55Okay, okay, okay.
00:42:56But you have to measure correctly.
00:42:58If you measure from the asshole, then it's 50 centimeters long.
00:43:01Besides, you have to measure the diameter.
00:43:03Is that small?
00:43:04You damn freak.
00:43:05Very small.
00:43:07Or?
00:43:08Yes.
00:43:09It's probably that long from the table.
00:43:11Yes, from the table.
00:43:12Yes.
00:43:13Yes.
00:43:14Yes.
00:43:15Yes.
00:43:24Jaime.
00:43:29It was pretty full in the cafeteria.
00:43:30Let's continue.
00:43:31What do we have, Alvaro?
00:43:32Sandwiches, chains, key rings, lighter, T-shirts.
00:43:35Did I forget something?
00:43:37Yes.
00:43:38The party.
00:43:39Oh, yes.
00:43:40The party.
00:43:41Exactly.
00:43:42We're going to have a lot of fun, baby.
00:43:54Hmm.
00:44:02Oh.
00:44:21And?
00:44:23Do you want to sell winning tickets with me?
00:44:25Yes.
00:44:26I would sell everything with you.
00:44:30Shit, my father.
00:44:31I still have to help him.
00:44:32I thought burial would be tomorrow.
00:44:35That's normal.
00:44:36But whores like your mother are always brought underground in the afternoon.
00:44:44That's not a burial, Boca.
00:44:46Don't get excited.
00:44:47It was just a joke.
00:44:54Sorry.
00:44:56But there is a huge difference between 3 and 5 centimeters in diameter.
00:45:02You can say that out loud.
00:45:04Don't women always say that size doesn't matter?
00:45:07We are good liars.
00:45:09What a slut.
00:45:11Yes, they are.
00:45:12We were just.
00:45:19Look, look.
00:45:20Our dangerous rivals also want to sell T-shirts.
00:45:23At least they plan it.
00:45:27Is that also for sale?
00:45:29Do you like them?
00:45:30You can have one if you really want to.
00:45:34Gladly.
00:45:35If you come to my house and show it to me again, I can think about it.
00:45:38A great idea.
00:45:40Sure.
00:45:42I'll come to your house, blow you in, and then I'll see which race you belong to.
00:45:48Race?
00:45:49Yes, to the race of the shit guy.
00:45:52Idiot.
00:45:54Okay, what do you want to have?
00:45:57Two cans of cola.
00:45:58Two cans of cola.
00:46:10Here, your cans.
00:46:11Thank you.
00:46:21Hola.
00:46:22Hola.
00:46:24Where have you been?
00:46:25On the toilet, I had a cramp.
00:46:27You're always on that shit house.
00:46:30No, it's just not that easy with the plaster.
00:46:32Save me the details, please.
00:46:35What do you think, where are we going for the final ride?
00:46:38To be honest, I don't care.
00:46:40I don't think it's that important.
00:46:41But Chaos, for example, really wants to go to the beach.
00:46:44Do you always do what Chaos says?
00:46:46No.
00:46:47Of course not.
00:46:48No, I do what I want.
00:46:49But I like to help my friends.
00:46:52And what about you?
00:46:53Why are you in our group?
00:46:55Isn't your girlfriend in the Paris group?
00:46:57Who, Martha?
00:46:58Martha is not my girlfriend, but just a friend.
00:47:01Yes, exactly.
00:47:02Do you want to fly with her?
00:47:04Of course.
00:47:05Then she's not just a friend.
00:47:07No.
00:47:08No.
00:47:10What about you, do you like someone?
00:47:13Maybe.
00:47:15Does that mean yes?
00:47:17No.
00:47:18No, really not.
00:47:19I don't like all these games.
00:47:22I like single life better.
00:47:48Thanks.
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:51Let's meet again.
00:47:52See you soon.
00:47:56Bye.
00:47:57See you in Paris.
00:47:58Bye.
00:47:59Bye.
00:48:00See you in Paris.
00:48:01Bye.
00:48:11Martha's here.
00:48:13I have to say this.
00:48:14There are exactly two possibilities.
00:48:16Either you die and you feel nothing, and you don't suffer either.
00:48:21Or death drags on.
00:48:23It would be better if man had never come into the world.
00:48:27The doors of Hades are open to everyone.
00:48:31The fear of death has a false sense of wisdom in it.
00:48:35It is the worst of all evils.
00:48:37But death represents the best in each of us.
00:48:40To put it another way, and please listen to me carefully,
00:48:44life is a hell that every one of us has to go through.
00:48:50We will win against these idiots.
00:48:53We are here to atone for a sin.
00:48:55Yes, quite right, a sin.
00:49:01Lopez!
00:49:11I have the feeling that you want to tell us something.
00:49:15Would you be so kind and tell us what I just talked about?
00:49:19About Herodotus' first book, in which he quotes Plato.
00:49:22I prefer the theory that we should live our lives as if we were going to live forever.
00:49:26That exactly corresponds to my attitude towards life.
00:49:29Nietzsche.
00:49:31Anything else?
00:49:33Yes.
00:49:35No.
00:49:37That was all.
00:49:40Before Lopez interrupted us, we talked about several topics.
00:49:46And a coffee for Luis.
00:49:48Thank you, Pepe.
00:49:52Hola, Luis.
00:49:54Hola.
00:49:55How is the journey going?
00:49:57It's going well, good, good, good.
00:50:00If I can help you in any way, let me know.
00:50:03I'm happy to help. Call me.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:08Thank you, Katharine.
00:50:15Hey, Luis.
00:50:16Don't you want to fly?
00:50:18What are you talking about?
00:50:20Listen, Luis.
00:50:21She's always begging for your tail, for your huge thing.
00:50:25Imagine, what are you waiting for?
00:50:30I have to do something with my look.
00:50:37What is this?
00:50:44Come on, Remy. Let's go.
00:50:52What did you do with your hair?
00:50:54Just a little change. Do you like it?
00:50:56That's not your style, Remy.
00:50:58Do you want to go to the cinema together later?
00:51:00Next time, okay?
00:51:03Bye.
00:51:10What's up?
00:51:11Didn't you blow your nose yet?
00:51:13She's a professional, Remy.
00:51:15Listen.
00:51:16If I want to hear your opinion, I'll ask you.
00:51:19Got it?
00:51:20Sure.
00:51:23There are four of us, right?
00:51:25That's 120 euros.
00:51:27At home, he'll get one for free anyway.
00:51:29Don't associate people like that.
00:51:31Wait, wait, Amigo.
00:51:32I can't believe what you're saying.
00:51:34You want us all to masturbate together?
00:51:37No, I want her to get one for you.
00:51:39So she'll grow one for you.
00:51:41What are you doing with the seeds?
00:51:43Chocolate, or what do you think?
00:51:45This is a fertility clinic.
00:51:47No, I don't do such nonsense.
00:51:49It's too embarrassing for all of you.
00:51:51You're so ridiculous.
00:51:52Okay, you pussy.
00:51:53Then take the bucket and go to the bathroom.
00:51:55And hurry up.
00:51:56We don't have all day.
00:51:58Chaos, man.
00:52:00It's not embarrassing for me.
00:52:02But masturbation is an art.
00:52:04Man, you girls.
00:52:07Okay, I'm going to the other room.
00:52:09But don't stain the sofa, okay?
00:52:11Go ahead.
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:13Hey, Remy, did you see that?
00:52:15What kind of powder is that?
00:52:17That's awesome, man.
00:52:18Albino Buffalo Hemorrhoids.
00:52:20It increases the semen fluid to up to one billion particles.
00:52:24Go fuck yourself and stop talking nonsense.
00:52:27You'll see.
00:52:28Man.
00:52:29Good.
00:52:30What about you?
00:52:31Don't you want to slow down too?
00:52:33Your Jürgen Würgen.
00:52:34Hey, everyone for themselves.
00:52:36No gossip, okay?
00:52:37Hey, I borrowed a porn.
00:52:39It will kill you.
00:52:41Okay, then turn it on.
00:52:43Let's go.
00:52:48Is that a woman?
00:52:49Of course.
00:52:52Look at the tits, man.
00:52:53And the ass.
00:52:54Do you want to be a free princess?
00:52:58Okay, I'll try it.
00:53:29Oh.
00:53:30Oh.
00:53:31Oh.
00:53:32Oh.
00:53:33Oh.
00:53:34Oh.
00:53:35Oh.
00:53:36Oh.
00:53:37Oh.
00:53:38Oh.
00:53:39Oh.
00:53:40Oh.
00:53:41Oh.
00:53:42Oh.
00:53:43Oh.
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:46Oh.
00:53:47Oh.
00:53:48Oh.
00:53:49Oh.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:51Oh.
00:53:52Oh.
00:53:53Oh.
00:53:54Oh.
00:53:55Oh.
00:53:56Oh.
00:53:57Oh.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Oh.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:01Oh.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:04Oh, God.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:08Oh.
00:54:24Yes.
00:54:25It's good.
00:54:27What is he doing?
00:54:28Wiping the dust.
00:54:30Wiping the dust.
00:54:31Dude, dude, dude, your mother was pretty sharp.
00:54:33Did you use my mother's notebook as a wix template?
00:54:36What? No, man.
00:54:38Let's look at the cups.
00:54:39That's it.
00:54:41Mine. Mine.
00:54:44You can still get the carpet out.
00:54:46And mine.
00:54:48Not bad.
00:54:49And mine.
00:54:50Holy shit.
00:54:52Albino buffalo hemorrhoids.
00:54:54Never fail.
00:54:57My name is Kenji.
00:54:59And you are Miki.
00:55:01Once again.
00:55:03And again.
00:55:04I licked your coat.
00:55:06You are Kotaku-san.
00:55:08And at this time,
00:55:10Ken-chan is this good.
00:55:11And nasty.
00:55:13Hola.
00:55:14Hola.
00:55:16Hey, there's a sub.
00:55:18Yes.
00:55:19We should skate.
00:55:20Are you crazy?
00:55:21Skating, that's not allowed.
00:55:23My mother said that I can't skate for at least three weeks.
00:55:26Who cares what your mother says?
00:55:28The doctor says I shouldn't overdo it.
00:55:31Oh, what?
00:55:32Fuck the doctor.
00:55:33The ramps are madness.
00:55:36Yeah.
00:55:37Until you put it on your face.
00:55:40Let's go.
00:55:44Listen, Jay.
00:55:45Life is full of risks.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:52Come on.
00:55:54But don't laugh when I fall.
00:55:56Okay.
00:56:17Unbelievable, right?
00:56:19I'm speechless.
00:56:24Hey, there's something I'd like to know.
00:56:28You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
00:56:32Which city did you vote for?
00:56:37Why do you ask?
00:56:40Because I can count.
00:56:42Our group consists of twelve people and ten of them.
00:56:47Are you blaming me?
00:56:48No.
00:56:49I'm not blaming you.
00:56:51It's just that sometimes...
00:56:53Oh, just forget it.
00:56:57Okay.
00:56:58Thank you for the lesson.
00:57:00It was great.
00:57:01You're welcome.
00:57:05Here's your board.
00:57:09Hola.
00:57:10Hola.
00:57:11We're selling tickets for our trip to Paris.
00:57:13Paris?
00:57:14How beautiful.
00:57:15The city of love.
00:57:17You'll have a wonderful time together.
00:57:20I'll give you a little something.
00:57:22Here, my dear.
00:57:23Each of you takes a half.
00:57:26And drinks a lot of water.
00:57:29Paris?
00:57:30What do you mean by Paris?
00:57:32Didn't you want to go to Benidorm?
00:57:34You're such a damn liar.
00:57:37Benidorm?
00:57:39You pig!
00:57:41You're very invisible.
00:57:43You're very invisible.
00:57:45You're very invisible.
00:57:47You're very invisible.
00:57:49You're very invisible.
00:57:51You're very invisible.
00:57:53You're very invisible.
00:57:56You're very invisible.
00:58:19You're very invisible.
00:58:21You're very invisible.
00:58:23You're very invisible.
00:58:25You're very invisible.
00:58:27You're very invisible.
00:58:29You're very invisible.
00:58:31You're very invisible.
00:58:33You're very invisible.
00:58:35You're very invisible.
00:58:37You're very invisible.
00:58:39You're very invisible.
00:58:41You're very invisible.
00:58:43You're very invisible.
00:58:45You're very invisible.
00:58:47You're very invisible.
00:58:49You're very invisible.
00:58:51You're very invisible.
00:58:53You're very invisible.
00:58:55You're very invisible.
00:58:57You're very invisible.
00:58:59You're very invisible.
00:59:01You're very invisible.
00:59:03You're very invisible.
00:59:05You're very invisible.
00:59:07You're very invisible.
00:59:09You're very invisible.
00:59:11You're very invisible.
00:59:13You're very invisible.
00:59:16You haven't touched your breakfast.
00:59:18No, Mom, I'm not hungry.
00:59:24Lydia, if you keep eating like that, you won't be able to dance Swan Lake anymore.
00:59:27She has changed her mind.
00:59:29Now she wants to sing operas.
00:59:31And the fatter you eat, the better you can sing operas, right?
00:59:34If you plan to sing operas, Lydia,
00:59:36then you have to take singing lessons very diligently.
00:59:38Come on, Jaime, I'll take you to school.
00:59:40Oh no, Dad, I'd rather run.
00:59:42But thank you.
00:59:44Come on, Lydia.
00:59:46See you later, Lydia.
00:59:48Bye.
00:59:50Bye, honey.
00:59:53Mom, do you think it's important to always tell the truth?
00:59:58Truth? What truth?
01:00:01It's about me.
01:00:03Of course, you should always tell the truth.
01:00:08Gonzalo, stay calm. Just forget it.
01:00:10I beg you, stop it.
01:00:12Jaime, so you were only with us to spy on us, huh?
01:00:16Let him talk.
01:00:18Why didn't I think about it before?
01:00:20Look at him, it's obvious.
01:00:22He's always friendly to everyone, a real scumbag.
01:00:25Say something bad, come on!
01:00:27What can I say? You don't listen to him.
01:00:29You do your own thing.
01:00:31Why do you listen to this stupid clown?
01:00:33Go wherever you want and don't let us look at you anymore.
01:00:37Chaos, wait.
01:00:38Leave me alone.
01:00:39Chaos, talk helps.
01:00:41Sophocles already said that.
01:00:43Come on, Chaos!
01:00:44Fuck you!
01:00:45Listen to Sophocles!
01:00:50What you did doesn't matter.
01:00:53What you're going to do is important.
01:00:58Thank you, Noah, but it doesn't make sense.
01:01:00It really doesn't make sense.
01:01:02You and I, we're too different.
01:01:06My city is Paris.
01:01:09My city is Paris.
01:01:40Though it was a minute long
01:01:46I saw you walk to me, love, for me
01:01:52Each of us has a finished comic book about his life.
01:01:56And whether you like it or not, you can't change it.
01:02:04You look hot, Noah.
01:02:06What do you want, Hector?
01:02:08Nothing.
01:02:09You just haven't looked that hot in a long time.
01:02:14You like him a lot, don't you?
01:02:16Who do you mean?
01:02:18Have you talked to him since then?
01:02:21With whom?
01:02:23With whom?
01:02:24Do you know what you should do?
01:02:26You should talk to him.
01:02:28Tell him how you feel.
01:02:30I think he has no idea.
01:02:39What I think, I say.
01:02:41What I don't say, I say.
01:02:43The beginning and the end are all the same to me.
01:02:46What I think, I say.
01:02:48What I don't say, I say.
01:02:50I don't get in the way.
01:02:54I don't understand why I have to be here.
01:02:56Joao, that's because you're convinced that everything will go wrong.
01:03:00You'll see. It won't be like that, believe me.
01:03:03Yeah, yeah, I know.
01:03:05Well, I have to go now.
01:03:07And don't forget to say your prayers.
01:03:22Hola, Alvaro.
01:03:23Hola.
01:03:24Hi.
01:03:26Gonzalo, so that we can understand each other,
01:03:28one thing should be clear to you.
01:03:30I don't want drugs or alcohol.
01:03:33There are a lot of minors here.
01:03:35They should have good role models.
01:03:37Please, let's not cause any trouble.
01:03:39We only have peanuts, chips, gummy bears and other junk.
01:03:42It's all youthful stuff.
01:03:43Luis, hey, listen.
01:03:44You can trust Chaos.
01:03:45He's a really good boy.
01:03:47Yes, but please watch him, okay?
01:03:49Wow.
01:04:00The Scottish vacuum cleaner.
01:04:03Hey, have you turned it on already?
01:04:07No.
01:04:08Now just don't say you don't dare.
01:04:10Listen, you have to get rid of the macho.
01:04:13I'll show you how to impress her with your English.
01:04:16Yes?
01:04:17Yes, sure.
01:04:21I really have to freshen up.
01:04:23What a party.
01:04:25How long do you want to annoy Boca?
01:04:27Annoy him?
01:04:28Come on, Martha, don't be like that.
01:04:30You might get nervous.
01:04:31I'm not going back to him.
01:04:34I'm with Remy now.
01:04:36He's nice and polite.
01:04:38He says I'm special and he's never been so in love.
01:04:41He's cute.
01:04:43As I said...
01:04:48I bought a T-shirt.
01:04:49Oh, yeah?
01:04:50It's long enough, it has a big cut and it just fits perfectly.
01:05:10How much money do you already have?
01:05:11Oh, we have about 550 euros from the T-shirt.
01:05:14With today's profit, we'll have them by the balls.
01:05:18Not so fast.
01:05:20What's going on?
01:05:21I've heard you before.
01:05:23Yeah, and how do you know that?
01:05:24What do you imagine?
01:05:26It doesn't last long, that's for sure.
01:05:29Hello.
01:05:31Hello.
01:05:34Catherine, I have to tell you something in English.
01:05:37In English?
01:05:38Please, not here.
01:05:39Come, come with me.
01:05:40Okay.
01:05:47I'm going to tell you something in English.
01:05:49In English?
01:05:50Please, not here.
01:05:51Come, come with me.
01:05:52Okay.
01:05:59Catherine, I like twenty carrots in my ass.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:14Did I say something wrong?
01:06:15No, but you should learn a little more.
01:06:21I'd love to.
01:06:28I have to watch out for the kids.
01:06:30I can do that.
01:06:52You're crazy, man, no!
01:06:54It's just a few brides, they're hot.
01:06:56What?
01:06:57Come on.
01:06:58No, I won't do it.
01:06:59Come on, don't get so worked up.
01:07:01I won't do it.
01:07:02Don't be such a coward.
01:07:03Come on, look at the brides.
01:07:05It's cool.
01:07:06Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you the incomparable, the incredible, the sensational, the unbeatable Hengst SuperXL.
01:07:22I'll see you.
01:07:23Yeah, I'll see you.
01:07:24Hang in there.
01:07:26Hang in there.
01:07:51Bride! Bride! Bride!
01:08:13Green and red and yellow and blue, us, us, us.
01:08:18The pills are the coolest, us, us, us, us.
01:08:22If half of you doesn't go crazy, us, us, us, us.
01:08:26Take the other half.
01:08:28Lopez, what a surprise.
01:08:30What kind of pills are those?
01:08:32Which pills?
01:08:34Duorana.
01:08:36Drugs?
01:08:38Drugs, no.
01:08:40Well, what if they do?
01:08:42The most important historical figures have experimented with them.
01:08:46Yes, even Saint Therese was addicted to ecstasy all her life.
01:08:51They are confiscated.
01:08:53Better not say anything now.
01:08:57I'm in the teacher's room and take care of the exams, okay?
01:09:01You can tell Luis when you see him.
01:09:03Okay.
01:09:05But I don't think he's interested.
01:09:07He's very busy.
01:09:32Oh, Eva, you look so sweet.
01:09:34You're the hottest woman on the whole street.
01:09:36Thank you.
01:09:38But I can tell you, these damn shoes are killing me.
01:09:40They were so expensive.
01:09:42Oh, your poor feet.
01:09:44I'd better go to the teacher's room and change my shoes.
01:09:46Sure.
01:10:04You're so hot.
01:10:06Yes, and I'm tired of it all.
01:10:08I'm taking a dial and I'm fighting man.
01:10:11Fighting for love, man.
01:10:16Wilding on you, wilding on me.
01:10:19Wilding on all behinds.
01:10:22Wilding on you, wilding on both.
01:10:26For everybody for life.
01:10:28Wilding on you, wilding on me.
01:10:31Wilding on all behinds.
01:10:33Eva?
01:10:35Why are you wearing my shoes?
01:10:37It's not what they look like.
01:10:39Wait.
01:10:41My shoelaces and my shoelaces.
01:10:44You don't have to explain what you're doing.
01:10:49That's our little secret.
01:10:53Ouch.
01:10:54Right, my little whore.
01:10:56And I'm right.
01:11:04Who do you have there?
01:11:07Hola.
01:11:23What's wrong with you?
01:11:25What's wrong with me?
01:11:27Eva, love a chance.
01:11:30Eva, love a chance.
01:11:33Eva, love a chance.
01:11:37Eva, love a chance.
01:11:40Let's go!
01:11:57Let's go!
01:12:00Let's go!
01:12:03Let's go!
01:12:06Let's go!
01:12:09Let's go!
01:12:28Ah.
01:12:33Then we can...
01:12:38Martha, Martha, stop it.
01:12:40I don't want to. Get dressed.
01:12:42What's that supposed to mean?
01:12:43I'm not in the mood.
01:12:45Not all guys think only with their asses.
01:12:47Do you even know what you want, you idiot?
01:12:49You're the biggest idiot who's ever come under my roof.
01:12:58Yeah, that's good.
01:13:01Yeah, harder.
01:13:03Yeah, good.
01:13:13I don't want you to get sick.
01:13:18That's what I call philosophy.
01:13:22Yeah, take that.
01:13:25I'm your little whore.
01:13:27I'm your little whore.
01:13:31What the hell?
01:13:33Shit.
01:13:39Lopez, stop!
01:13:41Lopez!
01:13:47Lopez, stop!
01:13:51Lopez!
01:14:01Hey, Gonzales.
01:14:03Look at my hot girlfriend.
01:14:05You can only dream of her.
01:14:07Fuck off, Boca.
01:14:09What?
01:14:10I didn't understand. Can you repeat that?
01:14:12I said you should fuck off, you asshole.
01:14:14You mean me?
01:14:15Dirty whore.
01:14:17Say that again.
01:14:18You're a son of a whore.
01:14:20Hey, where are you going?
01:14:22Get out!
01:14:43Get out!
01:14:45Get out!
01:14:47What's the matter with you?
01:14:49Stop it!
01:14:51Stop it!
01:14:53Stop it!
01:14:54Turn off the lights!
01:14:55Stop it!
01:14:56The party's over!
01:14:58And there's no way out!
01:15:00I want you all to go home!
01:15:02Clean up!
01:15:04It's supposed to look like you never had a party!
01:15:07The party's over!
01:15:09Wait, Luis.
01:15:11I said it's over!
01:15:13You've been really good to us.
01:15:15We're sorry.
01:15:16You've given us all the freedom.
01:15:19It's all our fault.
01:15:21Give us another chance.
01:15:28Fine.
01:15:30But tomorrow at nine,
01:15:32I want to know where the party's going.
01:15:35Everyone has to agree.
01:15:37And no discussions.
01:15:39No fighting.
01:15:41Is that clear?
01:15:43And now clean up this mess!
01:15:45What happened here?
01:15:47Nothing, Joao.
01:15:48I've got everything under control.
01:15:49Under control?
01:15:51Yes.
01:15:52I'm going to call Luzi
01:15:53and tell her about this whole thing.
01:15:55It's just...
01:15:56scandalous.
01:15:58You're behaving like kids.
01:16:01I'm your little whore!
01:16:03I'm your little whore!
01:16:07Joao?
01:16:09Joao?
01:16:13Have you seen my new cell phone?
01:16:16Cool, right?
01:16:17And you?
01:16:18Does it look familiar?
01:16:19Hey!
01:16:21Maybe we shouldn't call Luzi after all.
01:16:23Exactly.
01:16:24Yes.
01:16:25Yes, good idea.
01:16:27By the way, you still have something that belongs to me.
01:16:31Yes, yes.
01:16:32Thank you very much.
01:16:37Okay.
01:16:38This concert hall should look like new when it opens.
01:16:40So, let's work!
01:16:41Everyone, start!
01:16:44Wait, wait, leave it.
01:16:45Hey, you!
01:16:46You!
01:16:47How can we solve this?
01:16:50Is there anything you're better at than us rich assholes like you?
01:16:54I'm pretty good at that.
01:16:55Really?
01:16:56Yes.
01:16:58Let's go!
01:17:00Hey!
01:17:01Come on!
01:17:02Can't you just stop this shit?
01:17:04You're going to ruin our second chance.
01:17:07Why do you let the macho get away?
01:17:09That's selfish of you.
01:17:11You shit on everyone else.
01:17:14Paris or Benidorm.
01:17:16It doesn't matter where we go.
01:17:19Look at our hippie pacifists.
01:17:22Shut up, you stupid slut.
01:17:26That's enough, right?
01:17:27Noah is right, isn't he?
01:17:29We're damn idiots.
01:17:32I have an idea.
01:17:34We throw a coin and the winner decides what you do.
01:17:39Come on.
01:17:41Let's go.
01:17:53Shit.
01:17:55Car race.
01:17:56Tonight.
01:17:57You and me.
01:17:59On the construction site.
01:18:00In an hour.
01:18:01Done, asshole.
01:18:03Hey, listen.
01:18:05Are you crazy, man?
01:18:06You don't even have a car.
01:18:08But my brother has a car that we could take.
01:18:10I'll ask him.
01:18:11This crappy trash can?
01:18:12Can you get me a Porsche?
01:18:14Then don't give me the balls.
01:18:16You don't have to flip out like that.
01:18:27I'll be right there.
01:18:29Yeah!
01:18:32What's going on?
01:18:33Calm down.
01:18:35Mister.
01:18:36It's me, dad.
01:18:37Stop it, Remy.
01:18:41It's not what you think.
01:18:42What I think isn't important.
01:18:43What's important is what your wife thinks.
01:18:46Your wife?
01:18:48Tell her what you want.
01:18:49If you'd do me a little favor,
01:18:51Mom would never find out.
01:18:53You want to oppress me, your own father?
01:18:59Yeah!
01:19:05Okay.
01:19:06Let's get this over with.
01:19:07Good idea.
01:19:08Okay, Bocha.
01:19:09How should the race go?
01:19:11Very simple.
01:19:12We'll do a few laps, and that's it.
01:19:14And...
01:19:15Do me a favor.
01:19:16Don't burn yourself.
01:19:17It's damn dangerous.
01:19:18Burn?
01:19:19I'll burn you.
01:19:20Come on.
01:19:21Come on.
01:19:23Come on.
01:19:25Let's go.
01:19:26Are you calling Noah?
01:19:30Take care.
01:19:36Hey, Hector.
01:19:37What?
01:19:38Do you think...
01:19:39I'm selfish and shitty like everyone else?
01:19:42Don't get sentimental.
01:19:46What's going on?
01:19:50I just realized that.
01:19:54What's going on with that thing?
01:19:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:19:58Fucking shit.
01:20:12Hey.
01:20:13Can I help you?
01:20:22Remy.
01:20:24Listen.
01:20:25The story about the invisible man and so on.
01:20:27That was stupid, wasn't it?
01:20:30I never said who I was.
01:20:32I'm also a superhero.
01:20:33But the asshole version.
01:20:35Like the incredible Hulk.
01:20:36He destroys everything he touches.
01:20:38Like me.
01:20:40I want to apologize.
01:20:42I'll blow you up if you want.
01:20:43Okay, go ahead.
01:20:44I'm a little excited.
01:20:46Aren't you?
01:20:50We'll win.
01:20:51You'll see.
01:20:53Uh.
01:20:54Hey.
01:20:55Wasn't the Loser Heimer in our group?
01:21:00He doesn't know what he wants.
01:21:01He's a stupid idiot.
01:21:04She's a dirty whore.
01:21:05But she's hot.
01:21:06She's a dirty whore.
01:21:07But she's hot.
01:21:36Watch out.
01:21:44Watch out.
01:21:48Come on.
01:21:49Faster.
01:21:56Wow.
01:22:02Yeah.
01:22:03She's a hot whore.
01:22:06She's a hot whore.
01:22:07She's a hot whore.
01:22:08Oh, my god.
01:22:13Well done.
01:22:14Loser.
01:22:15Shit, stupid idiot.
01:22:16You overtook us.
01:22:18Who's going to catch up?
01:22:19Who's going to catch up?
01:22:34A stupid idiot.
01:22:37Come on, come on, come on!
01:22:42Yeah, not bad!
01:22:47Hey, fuck off, Manny Dormier, you damn loser!
01:22:50I should have hit him!
01:23:00Last lap!
01:23:06Watch out!
01:23:12Watch out, watch out!
01:23:15Watch out, watch out!
01:23:17Watch out, watch out!
01:23:21What's behind you?
01:23:22What?
01:23:23There's a curve, turn right all the way!
01:23:28We'll finish you off!
01:23:33Oh no!
01:23:34Shit!
01:23:37Shit!
01:23:38We won, we won!
01:23:41Yeah, we won, did you see that?
01:23:44Watch the lights!
01:23:45Watch out, shit!
01:23:50Yeah, we won!
01:24:06I know someone who'll tell us where the final race is going.
01:24:09To Benny Dorm, right?
01:24:10Am I right?
01:24:11Yeah!
01:24:12Awesome!
01:24:14Yeah!
01:24:15Yeah!
01:24:36Yeah!
01:25:07I'll see you later.
01:25:20I have to admit that I was wrong.
01:25:22If you don't like your own Comic-Con, you buy a new one.
01:25:26Mine turned out pretty good.
01:25:28Not bad at all.
01:25:37Benny Dorm!
01:25:38Benny Dorm!
01:25:41Benny Dorm!
01:25:43Benny Dorm!
01:25:45Benny Dorm!
01:25:47Benny Dorm!
01:25:49Benny Dorm!
01:25:51Benny Dorm!
01:25:53Benny Dorm!
01:25:55Benny Dorm!
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01:26:03Benny Dorm!
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01:27:32Benny Dorm!
01:28:04Let it go, let it go
01:28:08Let it go, let it go
01:28:12Let it go, let it go
01:28:16Let it go, let it go
01:28:20Let it go
01:28:35Let it go, let it go
01:28:54Let it go, let it go
01:28:58Let it go, let it go