Newly divorced, empty-nester Syd (Lisa Edelstein) navigates the world of online dating. Each date serves as a metaphor i | dG1fQm0yLVA1NGRTd2s
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00:00Have a nice day.
00:16Being single is really fucking hard, isn't it?
00:19Brutal.
00:20You need to tell the universe exactly what you want.
00:24I want someone who is funny.
00:28I'll have a scotch on the rocks, anything smooth and well-aged.
00:32I was going to put that in my profile under looking for sexy.
00:35Ever thought about being with a younger man?
00:39I mean a little, but no.
00:41No.
00:42Maybe a little quirky.
00:43Did you just sniff me?
00:44Yeah, I just...
00:45I'm sorry.
00:46Please stop.
00:47I feel like you're like an airport drug dog sniffer.
00:53Men can sense pussy power.
00:54How often are you masturbating?
00:57Uh...
00:58Once.
00:59Are you a doctor?
01:00I'm a pediatrician.
01:01Give me your phone.
01:02What?
01:03No, don't take my phone.
01:05Sometimes new eyes can create new skin.
01:08Everybody had a great idea.
01:10You join a widow's club.
01:13You have hidden your best assets from your profile.
01:16That's smart.
01:17The less is more approach.
01:18I am done with the apps.
01:19I am swiped out.
01:21I don't need a man or a woman or another date.
01:25Cheers.
01:26If I knew what it would cost me
01:31Would I take this path again?
01:36Would I dive into white waters?
01:41I don't know where this river ends
01:46No time for looking back, there's no more moving slow