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00:00It's time for Kanashi-kun's Kanashi Rengan!
00:04It's been a while since we've had Halloween.
00:09Yeah, it's been a while.
00:11It's been a long time.
00:14It's almost time for the semi-final.
00:16It's our third T-shirt.
00:18What's going to happen?
00:20What are you worried about?
00:22I'm scared.
00:24It's going to be a great T-shirt.
00:26It's going to be great.
00:28Today's guest is Mr. Ozwald!
00:32Thank you for coming!
00:36It's been a while.
00:37You have a tall figure.
00:39You have four futons.
00:40My legs are bad, so I can't put on oil.
00:42Does Kumamoto come here often?
00:44I was here yesterday.
00:46What did you do?
00:47I was here yesterday, ate sushi, had a snack, and went to Shabakura.
00:50That's amazing.
00:52He's impressed.
00:54He's enjoying it.
00:57I'm sorry.
00:59I was so excited that I was going to get drunk.
01:03I couldn't get drunk.
01:05So I went to Famima and bought a lunch box.
01:08You should have gone to the city.
01:10I'm sorry.
01:12You should have gone to Hanabata-cho.
01:14I gave up because it was dark.
01:16The city is dark.
01:18You should have gone to Kimodori.
01:21The game we're going to play today is Donkey Kong.
01:26You're going to tell us the script.
01:29I don't have a script.
01:31I'm going to be nervous.
01:34I'm sorry. I'm not nervous.
01:37The camera is rolling.
01:39The camera is rolling.
01:40I'm going to put a stuck in there to make you feel at least a little nervous.
01:46I'm going to put a stuck in there to make you feel at least a little nervous.
01:48I'm not nervous.
01:50I'm going to play a game that's too easy.
01:54It's called Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.
01:56That's too much.
01:58Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze.
02:01Control Donkey Kong and his friends and aim for the goal.
02:05Challenge enemies and devices with gorgeous action.
02:10Play with your friends and family and conquer a variety of courses.
02:18This time, we're going to play together.
02:21It's a difficult game to play.
02:23We're going to play as two players and two advisors.
02:26We're going to take back Donkey Kong Island.
02:28I see.
02:29Where are we going to play?
02:30We're going to play behind Shimura.
02:33Teach me.
02:34Teach me.
02:35Teach me.
02:39Challenge a difficult course.
02:42I feel sorry for him.
02:44Failure is the source of success.
02:47I couldn't do it.
02:48Stop it.
02:49Stop it.
02:50He's in a panic.
02:53Will he be able to conquer the course?
02:56The four of us will work together to take back Donkey Kong Island.
03:02Let's play a trick.
03:03Let's play a trick.
03:04Let's play a trick.
03:05First, Iori will play Donkey Kong.
03:08Then, Hatanaka will play Diddy Kong.
03:11Get used to the controls in the first course, Mangrove.
03:17I feel nostalgic.
03:19I feel nostalgic.
03:20I feel like I'm going to cry.
03:21What?
03:22You're going to cry?
03:23I feel so nostalgic.
03:24I feel like I'm going to die.
03:27I broke it.
03:28I broke it.
03:29Why?
03:30I broke it.
03:31Why did you break it?
03:32What's this?
03:35It's beautiful.
03:38Get out of the right side.
03:40It's open.
03:42It's open.
03:44What's that?
03:47He's on his back.
03:48Wait a minute.
03:49He's like the Toguro brothers.
03:50He's like the Toguro brothers.
03:54I didn't do anything.
03:55Me neither.
03:56What should I do?
03:57Is Hatanaka going to keep going like this?
03:59He's on his back.
04:03He can do various actions.
04:07It's beautiful.
04:08This is beautiful stuff.
04:10This is beautiful stuff.
04:11Is this...
04:12Is this...
04:14He feels safe.
04:16You two are competing for a shot.
04:18He feels safe.
04:19He wants to use his shot.
04:20Perhaps, he's going to have a next shot?
04:22Perhaps, he'll have a next shot?
04:23I guess not!
04:24Stop it!
04:25I think he'll just change his formation.
04:27I don't think he's an enemy.
04:29No, I don't think he's an enemy.
04:31No!
04:32No, I don't think he's an enemy.
04:33He'll use his first evolutionary battle.
04:36Is he okay?
04:37I was going to do it, but it's coming this way.
04:39Jump in!
04:41He's doing it like he's doing the South Face.
04:43Systema.
04:44He's doing it like he's doing the Systema.
04:46Step on it.
04:47It's really painful.
04:48Step on it.
04:49Are you guys going to step on this?
04:51Step on it.
04:52Oh, he stepped on it!
04:53Oh, he stepped on it.
04:54He's weak, so he won't get hit.
04:57It's so weak that he can't move.
04:59The second match-up.
05:04His way of doing it is so funny.
05:06This is a great breakthrough.
05:09If you collect Kongs in the course, a hidden stage will appear.
05:15Oh, no! It's a wall that's going to break.
05:17I can't go back.
05:18I'm going to break it.
05:19I can't.
05:20You can do it!
05:21Go to the left wall!
05:23Sasuke!
05:24Sasuke, you can do it!
05:25For beginners, I recommend Funky Kong, which is easier to operate and has more physical strength than Donkey Kong.
05:32Did you break it?
05:33OK.
05:35Oh, he got hit.
05:37Oh, he got hit.
05:39The two of them cooperate to avoid contact and attacks so that their physical strength does not decrease.
05:48It's in the barrel.
05:50It's in the barrel.
05:51It's in the barrel.
05:52It's in the barrel.
05:53If either of them survive, they can revive by pressing the A button or breaking the barrel.
06:00Even if both of them have zero physical strength, they can revive only the number of balloons they have.
06:07At the moment, they can revive 45 times.
06:11Oh, you're going to pull it out.
06:12Oh, I see.
06:13Oh, I see.
06:14What did you get?
06:15Mr. Fukuzawa!
06:16Mr. Fukuzawa!
06:17The rescue pig is a checkpoint to start when you revive with a balloon.
06:23I remember I was at my friend's house without a game console.
06:26Oh, no!
06:27It's already the goal.
06:28Oh, it's here.
06:29It's probably the goal.
06:30It's here.
06:35It's huge.
06:36It's so powerful.
06:37I'm so excited.
06:39It's so powerful.
06:41Oh, this is nostalgic!
06:43It's nostalgic!
06:44It's nostalgic!
06:45Why did you shoot from the lower angle?
06:47It's nostalgic.
06:48The camera angle is evolving.
06:51How is it?
06:52It's good.
06:53Didn't you miss the O somewhere?
06:55Did I miss it somewhere?
06:56You missed the O.
06:57It's good.
07:02It feels good.
07:03It feels good.
07:05It feels good.
07:06It feels really good.
07:07It's a penguin.
07:08It's a penguin.
07:09It's a penguin.
07:10Okay.
07:11It's here.
07:12It's here.
07:14Mr. Hakata.
07:15Please become a decoy.
07:17What do you mean?
07:18Become a decoy.
07:20Please get off as a decoy.
07:24What do you mean?
07:25I said, become a decoy.
07:28I can't get off.
07:29How do I get off?
07:30Oh, I got off.
07:31See?
07:33Oh, no.
07:34This is bad.
07:35Why did this happen?
07:37I should have gone from the top.
07:38I'm not here anymore.
07:39You can't get out anymore?
07:40No way.
07:41That's impossible.
07:42It's here.
07:43I can go with the A button.
07:44That's a banana.
07:46That was funny.
07:48What was that?
07:49Why is it a heart?
07:50Why is this the first time I've seen this?
07:51No one has seen this before.
07:53You said it was a banana.
07:54Why is this the first time I've seen this?
07:55Heart!
07:56It's a heart.
07:57Nice.
07:58There's a G button.
07:59Press it.
08:00Get the G button.
08:01Hurry up and get the G button.
08:02I want to get the G button.
08:03Get the G button.
08:04The G button is in the back.
08:05It was a needle.
08:06A needle?
08:07It was a needle.
08:08It's a bamboo stick.
08:10It was a bamboo stick.
08:12What is this?
08:13How do you get the G button?
08:14You have to hit the drum.
08:16The drum on top.
08:17How do you hit the drum on top?
08:19Try hitting it from the side.
08:20I can't hit it from the side.
08:22How do you have to hit the drum from the side?
08:24You have to hit it.
08:32Get the G button.
08:33How do you do that?
08:34You have to go deep.
08:36How do you go deep?
08:39You have to throw something.
08:42What do I throw?
08:45What are you throwing at me?
08:47Just throw it at me.
08:49I don't have anything to throw at you.
08:51Just throw it at the remote control.
08:53What is this?
08:55What are you going to do?
08:57I can't take it off.
08:59Why are you doing this to me?
09:01It's over.
09:03What are you doing?
09:05This is a game over.
09:07What are you doing?
09:09It's pathetic.
09:11Try it.
09:13That's why you guys are
09:15disgusting friends after breaking up.
09:19That's true.
09:21Iori started smoking,
09:23and you got a perm.
09:25That's why you guys are disgusting friends after breaking up.
09:27From now on,
09:29Sora will challenge with Donkey Kong
09:31and Ito with Diddy Kong.
09:33Hurry up and try it.
09:35Hurry up and try it.
09:37Tell me what to do.
09:39What are you doing?
09:41What are you doing?
09:43Ito is amazing.
09:45Look at him.
09:47That's good.
09:49It's like a spaceship.
09:53Where is the G button?
09:55Try tapping the bottom.
09:59You have to go from the top.
10:01You have to throw it.
10:03There is a Z button.
10:05Throw it.
10:07No!
10:09You have to throw it.
10:11If you go back,
10:13you'll see it again.
10:15Come here.
10:19You're a man who smells like donkeys.
10:21Donkeys don't smell like donkeys.
10:23Donkeys don't smell like donkeys.
10:25That's enough.
10:27Don't diss him by saying good words.
10:29Come here.
10:31You'll see it again.
10:33Will he come back?
10:35He's here!
10:37Go!
10:39Go!
10:41Go!
10:43Go!
10:45Go!
10:47You!
10:49Throw it!
10:51Donkeys are stronger.
10:53Go!
10:55No!
10:57Throw it!
10:59Throw it!
11:01Jump and throw it.
11:03You'll see it again.
11:05You're a man who smells like donkeys.
11:07Donkeys don't smell like donkeys.
11:09You're a man who smells like donkeys.
11:13They're struggling to get the G button.
11:15Hold it.
11:17Jump and throw it.
11:19Jump and throw it.
11:21Go to the top.
11:23Jump and throw it.
11:25Jump and throw it.
11:27Jump and throw it.
11:29Jump and throw it.
11:31What are you doing?
11:33Jump and throw it.
11:35Believe me!
11:37You guys are so sloppy.
11:39What's wrong with you?
11:41You're such a piece of shit.
11:45He's back.
11:47This is the third time.
11:49Step on it and throw it.
11:51Step on it and throw it.
11:53Hold it.
11:55Hold it.
11:57Hold it.
11:59Jump and throw it.
12:01Jump and throw it.
12:03You can do it!
12:07Jump and throw it.
12:09That's right.
12:11He did it!
12:13He did it!
12:15Why can't you do it?
12:17Why can't you do it?
12:19Why can't you do it?
12:21There was no O.
12:23There was no O.
12:25What are you doing?
12:27What are you doing?
12:29It's a promise.
12:31You don't have to throw this?
12:33You don't have to throw this?
12:35It's useless even if you throw it now.
12:37It's useless even if you throw it now.
12:39You're a fool.
12:41Actually, when Sora threw the barrel,
12:43Ito's knife was restored.
12:45Actually, when Sora threw the barrel,
12:47Ito's knife was restored.
12:49It was a good idea.
12:51There's no such thing in this world.
12:53There's no such thing in this world.
12:55It's amazing.
12:57It's flying.
12:59It's a fun one.
13:02Go!
13:08You didn't change anything!
13:11They cleared the second stage!
13:19The next stage is a challenge from Iori and Hatanaka.
13:24The course is a twister truck.
13:26Let's ride the truck and aim for the goal.
13:30Are you nervous?
13:32Watch out!
13:34It's okay.
13:35You're dancing too much.
13:36It's dangerous.
13:37It's dangerous.
13:38You're too weak.
13:42It's a truck!
13:43It's really fun.
13:45I really liked this stage.
13:47I wanted to do a truck.
13:50It's loud.
13:53It's a Kei truck!
13:54It's amazing.
13:59How do you control it?
14:00I don't know.
14:04It's really fun.
14:06There's a pig teacher.
14:09I was going to teach you something.
14:11This is it.
14:13The pig teacher said this.
14:15You have to crouch down and dodge so that you don't touch the obstacles.
14:23I'm sorry.
14:24What?
14:25I'm sorry.
14:26What?
14:27I'm sorry.
14:28What?
14:29This time, Sora and Ito will do it together.
14:36Wait a minute.
14:38Wait a minute.
14:41Wait a minute.
14:42Wait a minute.
14:43Help me.
14:44Take this, Sora.
14:46Jump!
14:49Jump!
14:51Jump!
14:52Wait a minute.
14:54Jump!
14:55Jump!
14:56Jump!
14:57Okay.
14:59Wait a minute.
15:00Wait a minute.
15:02Jump!
15:03It's like a dance.
15:04Jump!
15:05It's like a dance lesson.
15:06Kiss dance.
15:07Jump!
15:08Jump!
15:10Down!
15:15Smile!
15:17Jump!
15:19Okay.
15:24Smile!
15:27Jump!
15:28Jump!
15:29Jump!
15:30Okay.
15:32Don't panic.
15:34Don't panic!
15:36Clear!
15:37Okay
15:39No, don't see start on the stage on clear
15:44Torino
15:46Saddam you must go see don't go stage
15:55How did I got that
15:57I
16:04Don't know that I am you you're cool. I live in Tomo
16:08Shitty do you jump
16:12I don't need you to see to look for the stage you really had another cafe. I got a chosen, da
16:19Giri giri nokogiri truck clear
16:27Thank you, thank you
16:32More job
16:35Nice
16:38John
16:41John
16:45Okay, I thought
16:47I'm all you need. I thought that I'd be able to make a change. What is it? Yeah, yeah
16:53Yeah, I'm
17:04So they do
17:23You know the king got nothing
17:27Who's the one they are she would miss room member hi, yeah you later. Yeah, the other cafe. I was clear, Naruka
17:34Hey
17:36Oh
18:06I
18:36Know
19:06I
19:37Don't see don't make it okay, okay, but I'm gonna
19:41Knock Naruto game. I know you're not a stage. I'm sure that I'm a star
19:46Okay, sir
19:49It'll get a balloon or so he see
19:52Hi, I'm gonna miss that game. I'm not on that
19:57Night, okay. Oh, I got it. I thought it was a little bit
20:01I
20:04Need to end I'll get it. What don't you want to continue through?
20:13Yo-yo last challenge balloon gazelle, you know, he stays he's I shook it up. I should buzz that
20:20Okay, what's the game?
20:22Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, I know
20:25Kate and Koita
20:27Kate into your name
20:32Kate in Koita, Romo, what do you know?
20:37Okay, okay, oh my name was a sugar boy
20:44Who's a money I'm gonna talk to you know, that's good. I'm a mama. Oh, it's a dog. It's all
20:50So that's nice. Oh, no, no, okay. I got it. You know, what does everyone?
20:58What are they? What are normal? Okay, I'm not a good one. Don't go mad. Okay, so I'm gonna do it
21:03Look at that. Okay, don't die
21:05Who's there? What is it? I don't know. Thank you very much. Oh, that'll eat. I'm okay. I'm gonna sauce
21:12In the end, I'm gonna say, oh my show. I don't think you got that. That's a good time. I don't know
21:19Sorry, I know
21:21Oh
21:51Oh
22:21Oh
22:51Jump, jump, jump!
22:52Will he be able to reach the goal?
22:57Jump!
22:58Okay!
22:59Jump!
23:01Jump!
23:02Okay.
23:03Jump!
23:04Jump!
23:05Okay, okay, okay.
23:06Yes!
23:08Clear, clear!
23:09Okay, okay!
23:11He cleared the difficult stage!
23:14K.O.!
23:16K.O.!
23:18K.O.!
23:20He was a little nervous.
23:21But he was a little excited.
23:22He was excited.
23:23He was excited to be on the Super Famicom.
23:24Yes, yes.
23:25He's excited to be on the Famicom.
23:26He's excited.
23:27He is.
23:28I hope he'll be able to reach the goal.
23:29Jump!
23:30Jump!
23:31Okay, jump!
23:32Jump!
23:33Smile!
23:34Jump!
23:35Jump!
23:36Jump!
23:37Jump!
23:38Smile!
23:39Jump!
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