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00:00C'est génial d'être dehors, d'être à plonger, mais ma mère me dit que je suis trop petite pour plonger seule.
00:07J'espère et j'espère seulement qu'un jour, j'aurai une poche à m'appeler ma propre.
00:14Je me demande comment ça sera d'être une mère et avoir toutes sortes d'enfants.
00:21Chante, Herbert, chante!
00:24Herbert, tu ne chantes pas.
00:27Tu parlais de comment ça serait d'être une mère et avoir toutes sortes d'enfants.
00:31Herbert?
00:32Herbert, où es-tu?
00:34Herbert!
00:35Aide! Aide!
00:36Quelqu'un a pris mon sac!
00:37Le Herbert est parti!
00:38Oh, qu'est-ce que je vais faire?
00:43Qui es-tu?
00:49Tabarnak!
00:53Tabarnak!
00:56At your service, ma'am.
01:16And there I was, looking in the store window, there, a beautiful hat like that.
01:20I had my eye on it, and Herbert was singing a beautiful song, the likes of which you ain't never heard.
01:24And everything seemed so calm and peaceful, like, because I wanted that hat like I wanted nothing else in this world.
01:29And I said to myself, I said, Harriet, I said, that's my name.
01:32I said, Harriet, you've just got to get that hat, even if Harriet, that's my husband.
01:36He works in the butcher shop right next to Cheek Charlie's.
01:38Even if Harriet boxes my ears for spending all of his wages on a thing like that.
01:41And I don't mind telling you that I got a hundred dollars saved up to buy me a bonnet of my own chosen.
01:45But, ma'am.
01:46And there was Herbert singing away like a bird he was.
01:48But, ma'am.
01:49And I was staring in the shop window.
01:50But, ma'am.
01:51And I'm thinking that Herbert's father wants to use the hundred quid so Herbert can go out to dance and sing a lot.
01:55That young barber, what's his name, can he come quite for five cents?
01:57That dame must have been vaccinated with a pornograph needle.
02:01You reckon?
02:02He's talking right off.
02:03He's bound to find himself one.
02:05You see, before Herbert was born, and Harry used to go to all the concerts, because Harry and I wanted to give Herbert a good musical education.
02:10What do we do at Chapultepec?
02:12Choker?
02:13Chocker.
02:14Chocker where?
02:16Choo-choo-choo.
02:17Cha-cha-cha.
02:18No, no.
02:19Chocker.
02:20Choo-choo.
02:21Searcher.
02:22Searcher.
02:23Oh, searcher.
02:24But how do I shut her up?
02:27Oh, you'll shut her up.
02:28Okay.
02:29Herbert ain't just an ordinary kangaroo, you know.
02:31My husband Harry used to say, Harry, if that kid of ours has more ruff in him than a...
02:36Pardon me, ma'am.
02:42What does it say, Chapultepec?
02:46We've a hundred ducks.
02:47Clucks.
02:48Bucks.
02:49Bucks.
02:50In the hollow.
02:51Trunk.
02:52Bump.
02:53Dump.
02:54Rump.
02:55No.
02:56Trunk.
02:57Trunk.
02:58Trunk.
02:59In the hollow trunk.
03:00In the happy hour cemetery.
03:01Now there's a mean fellow if I ever saw one.
03:04Don't worry, ma'am, we'll find your little boy.
03:06Come on, Chapultepec.
03:08My husband Harry says our boy's got to have the best musical education and wants to send him to kangaroo college for a five-headed kangaroo.
03:14And I said, now, I want to...
03:28What's to be afraid of?
03:32Don't be silly.
03:33There's no such thing as ghosts.
03:35Hi, Sam.
03:36Hi, George.
03:37Come on, Chapultepec, let's get to that hollow tree trunk and surprise that kangaroo napper.
04:07Me and she, we're both so.
04:09One, two, together, both.
04:11Me, she, we'd rather be.
04:12Me, I and us, we're having fun.
04:23Well, now, you kids must have made a mistake.
04:26They teach us that one and one make two.
04:30How come you say two is one?
04:33One and one make two.
04:35True.
04:36Part of two is you.
04:39Part of you is me.
04:41See?
04:42You, me, two, we, be.
04:43I and us and we are three.
04:44Take us from three and you have one.
04:56That don't make sense.
04:58Look, we're just a couple of small rabbits.
05:02You want brains?
05:03The graveyard is full of them.
05:06Uh-oh, looks like trouble.
05:09What do you mean that's not the tree?
05:14It's the hollow tree, I'm telling you.
05:18You're right.
05:19That's the tree over there.
05:23This is it, all right.
05:27Now to spring the trap.
05:29Give me the cash.
05:31Not trash, the cash, the cash.
05:35That's a brush.
05:36I want the cash, the money.
05:39Not honey, money, bucks, bucks.
05:42That's ducks.
05:43I want bucks, a hundred bucks.
05:46You heard what the man said.
05:50I got you covered, Sam Bassett.
05:52You're surrounded.
05:53Don't move.
05:54Watch out.
05:55Hands up.
05:56Look out.
06:02OK, turn around.
06:04Put your hands down so I can pull them back and tell me what happened.
06:10Is that a fact?
06:13Yes, it is.
06:15It's a fact.
06:17It's a fact.
06:19It's a fact.
06:21It's a fact.
06:23It's a fact.
06:25It's a fact.
06:27It's a fact.
06:29Is that a fact?
06:31OK.
06:32Sam Bassett solves another case.
06:34Come on, Herbert, we're going to take you back to your mommy.
06:37And as for you, Harry,
06:39you ought to be ashamed of yourself, kidnapping your own child,
06:43and trying to fool me by throwing your voice in all those tree trunks.
06:47Sure I know why he did it.
06:49He wanted a hundred bucks for Herbert's musical education
06:52so he could sound like Perry Kumquats.
06:54You're absolutely right, Mr. Bassett.
06:56I wanted my Herbert not to be just great, but the greatest.
06:58He could only study why I thought that the hundred bucks would come in handy.
07:01Instead of my old bag, I mean my wife, having a hat,
07:03she'd be better off if she had a son who could sing like anything, and believe me...
07:07All I can say is I don't know how to thank you for bringing Herbert back to me,
07:11and I certainly promise that I won't buy that.
07:13I'll use the money to make Herbert sound very much like Perry Kumquats.
07:16And believe you me, he's going to sound like Emmy Will and you'll see him over the television.
07:20And I'll be just as proud as Mary O'Hara and her pet pig,
07:23because just because I've taken Whistle Britannia rules her ways.
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