• 2 weeks ago
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00:00Do you wanna die?
00:03We are the Thunderbolts!
00:07Oh, America's so big.
00:09You ever drive through Oklahoma so flat?
00:15Uh, you got a convoy approaching fast. Step on it.
00:24Come on! Come on, baby!
00:26Okay, a bit faster, please.
00:31Black T.
00:32Okay, don't worry, don't worry.
00:35Engaging defensive measures.
00:40Oh, my God.
00:41Wait, they're fast.
00:42Oh, my God.
00:43Walker, shield!
01:00Is that Bucky?
01:03It's the Winter Soldier.
01:05That guy is so cool.
01:22That's what I talk about!
01:26That's not good.
01:31How crazy is it to think of all the monumental fights
01:35that happened exactly here where you're standing?
01:39I mean, the place wasn't cheap, but it's got good optics.
01:43Look at you. You are all so adorable.
01:47Eat shit, Valentina.
01:49Make up your mind.
01:53The assignment is... Oh, wait. Hang on.
02:01Oh, my God!
02:03Assignment is complete.
02:08What kind of super serum did you get?
02:10I don't know. Regular. Hydra.
02:12Hydra? Oh, that's it.
02:16Who is this old Santa?
02:17The Red Guardian.
02:20What?
02:21Everyone here has done bad things.
02:25Shadow of...
02:27Contract kills.
02:29And you, former Red Room assassin.
02:31God only knows the blood on your hands.
02:33Pretty ludicrous coming from the dime store Captain America.
02:36I'll have you know I was actually the official Captain America, so...
02:39Yeah, for like two seconds.
02:49It's getting so tense in here.
02:54Who are you?
02:55I'm Bob.
02:59Do you want to die?
03:02We're just drifting.
03:04Do you want to die?
03:07And we don't have purpose.
03:09Do you want to die?
03:11You can't escape the past.
03:13Do you want to die?
03:15So you can either do something about it now...
03:17I promise you, I will treat you well.
03:21Or live with it forever.
03:23Oh, yeah!
03:26So what, do we all just punch and shoot?
03:30We are the Thunderbolts!
03:35Can't call ourselves that.
03:36Thank God.
03:37The Thunderbolts.
03:39It's a cool name.