A surreal sitcom about a kindly idiot and his atheist extremist housemate. In a world of cockney eagles, cheese-dealers | dHNzX19fUmp4T1FGMUFF
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00:00Take a cold hard look at this.
00:03Hello.
00:04Yeah, it's me.
00:05St. Pius Humphreys.
00:07Do you want a cheese sandwich?
00:09You brought a cheese sandwich to a party?
00:12To be honest, I thought that by now you would have got yourself arrested.
00:15Makes you feel like a big man.
00:16It can wholemeal, does it?
00:18Or killed.
00:19I've got some business to take care of.
00:22Oh, this is David.
00:23He's an atheist extremist.
00:24Like a terrorist.
00:25If I let you in, he'd probably throw a cup at you.
00:28Yeah, I would.
00:29I've done it before.
00:30Do you want some drugs?
00:31No, that's good.
00:32Alright.
00:33You want a meringue?
00:34I am disgusted.
00:35Quite a pickle you've found yourself in.
00:36God, Liv!
00:37You!
00:38Hey guys, I've got three tickets to go see Fast and Furious.
00:39Do you want to come along?
00:40Get me some Twiglets, you mugs.
00:41Wait a minute, is that a bum?
00:42No, it's not.
00:43It's a bum.
00:44It's a bum.
00:45It's a bum.
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00:47It's a bum.
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00:56It's a bum.
00:58It's a bum.
00:59My mugs.
01:00Wait a minute, is that a bum?
01:01I know it is.
01:02Well, you've put it on my favourite woollen jumper.
01:03It's not really my sort of humor.