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00:00You
00:30Oh
01:00Oh
01:30Thank you, no one will judge you. You can show yourself as much as you want. But for me, the most important thing is
01:46The truth of the head is that love is not hidden. Welcome to Li Bo's free room. I'm with you on the great island
01:52Who are you working hard for?
01:55You
01:56Sisters, rather than spending time looking for true love, it's better to look for the climax directly. By the way, I am an editor for the trendy media during the day
02:04I'm like a dress. They're all necessities in life
02:08Please lend me one. Okay, thank you. I don't have a birthday for you
02:14Bye bye
02:16Hello, I would like to introduce our latest product to you. Our product combines dessert and love
02:22And who's down there
02:24It's okay. I'll do it this time. I'm sorry. You can open it first
02:33Hello, miss. How are you? Do you want to add a new one of ours? The massage stick in your hand will have a special effect
02:39Okay, I'll take it all. Okay, no problem. Thank you. You're welcome
02:44Yeah, I'm coming
02:49We don't have to be random every night, but if we don't even have a choice in size, then life is meaningless
02:57You can go to the room. Of course, there are still those tall men who start to recite sutras as soon as they see Xia Li
03:03He's my best friend I've known since college
03:06Although he is conservative, he works as a super open Internet celebrity agent. And sometimes when I clean the door in the bathroom, I'm already screaming
03:13The water is so cold that I can't get it out. Don't be yellow. It's not his episode
03:19So what do you think of him when you talk about it? He's the one who can represent the kind of white-haired man who's going to be a good wife at eight o'clock
03:25Then you back up. I'll show you. Come on, back up. Let's have one in the middle. You know, come on, back up
03:30We're going to put it in the middle like this. What do you mean? I'm going to put you in the back. We're going to have one in the middle
03:36That's not electric
03:38ah
03:40I have another one that's not so holy college time
03:43He's my best sister. Before I got to know him, I had all kinds of juicy ideas about Lala
03:59Mom, I'll be with you next time
04:05Hi, isn't that too much? That's what the industry is all about
04:15Oh, let me just follow up on that
04:18My sister is a bitch who doesn't believe in love and does it in time
04:22The speed of changing bedspreads is as fast as the speed of a hair dryer. He's an entertainment reporter, but I think he should be running for a new life line
04:30ah
04:33Finally, introduce you to the ordinary gay bar boss mama
04:37It's just that my sisters and I have a fixed little heaven and earth in Lhasa. I heard that I can send a shot to pick up my mother's back door
04:44But because he's also my landlord, I've been thinking about it carefully for free Wi-Fi
04:52Sisters
04:52in
04:57I can't see the ghost. It's scarier than the ghost. It's okay. What day is it today
05:06I'll be with Mark later. Of course, I'm not like you guys. I have a partner
05:14Maybe soon, dear daughter, listen to mom's advice. If you miss your sister, you miss your sister. If you miss you, you miss you
05:22Actually, they've been dating for three years. That's to say, I've known a lot of netizens for less than half a year
05:30And I believe my eyes. That's right. Oh, you're so scary. What are you talking about
05:38Someone is scarier than my black old waist
05:41Why didn't you click on the world today
05:45You can't go until you're tired and you can't go home
05:50Mom, please don't think about it. I can do it myself. Mom, I'm the hottest and I owe it to you
06:00What's up
06:02Excuse me, sisters. I'm sorry
06:07It's okay. Give me a kiss. I'll treat you to a drink
06:15I don't want to make your money
06:25I'm sorry
06:35Today's story starts with my marriage
06:40Some小四啊 怎么了 等一下嘛
06:53啊啊老公讓你爽不爽啊
06:57Huh?
06:59Say it.
07:01Husband, kill me.
07:03Weird.
07:05I want to hear it.
07:07Hurry.
07:09Husband.
07:11Say it.
07:13Husband.
07:27Hey.
07:29I haven't said it yet.
07:35But your wife must be so mad.
07:43Don't call your husband.
07:45It's been long enough.
07:47If you are called by your wife,
07:49you can contact her again.
07:51Sigh.
07:55Shit!
07:57Woohoo!
07:59Woohoo!
08:01Woohoo!
08:03Woohoo!
08:05Woohoo!
08:07Woohoo!
08:09Woohoo!
08:11Woohoo!
08:13Which hotel's shampoo
08:15smells so good?
08:17I never thought
08:19we could get married.
08:21I've always wanted to have my own home.
08:23Everything
08:25is like a dream.
08:27More importantly,
08:29our parents
08:31have come.
08:33Dad.
08:35Mom.
08:37Thank you for loving me,
08:39no matter what I look like.
08:41I love you.
08:45Some people hate
08:47that I'm crying and laughing.
08:49But my girlfriend
08:51will definitely be crying and laughing.
08:59I don't have any expectations for Gu Yi.
09:01But I like to attend
09:03my colleagues' wedding.
09:05Because it can make me
09:07sincerely wish them
09:09to live up to my expectations.
09:17Don't play with my phone.
09:19Okay. Hurry up.
09:21Don't you think I should invite my boyfriend
09:23to have a drink?
09:25No need. He's gay.
09:27Everyone is gay.
09:29It's enough that you're good at watching fashion.
09:31Forget about men.
09:33You're so good at watching men.
09:35Can you tell me what this man means?
09:37My wife is having an appointment next week, okay?
09:39What does that mean?
09:41I don't get it. Why do I have to call my wife
09:43when I send a message?
09:45Why do I have to call my husband and wife?
09:47Who wants to call your wife? It's so disgusting.
09:49You must be hungry.
09:51If you want to get married, get married quickly.
09:53Don't make a big deal out of it.
09:55I almost forgot. You want Mark to marry you, right?
09:57If you don't want to get married,
09:59it doesn't mean that everyone doesn't want to get married.
10:01If you want to get married, you must be crazy.
10:03Wait a minute. I'm not crazy yet.
10:05I'll pay you 20,000 for the food.
10:07I'll ask your mom to cook for you.
10:09What?
10:11My husband wants you to go home and eat.
10:13When did you get married?
10:15Just now.
10:17Don't pretend.
10:19Although it's not cold down there, your heart is very cold.
10:21Are you sure it's not cold down there?
10:23It's cold. It's cold.
10:25Who's sister is cold?
10:27Mom.
10:29It's me.
10:31Who lost this round?
10:33If you lose, treat me to a drink.
10:35Of course it's Ponya.
10:37I didn't drink.
10:39Come on, sister.
10:41I'm not your sister.
10:43You can call me whatever you want.
10:45Whatever you want.
10:49I won.
10:51I won.
10:53I won.
10:55I won.
11:01I won.
11:03I won.
11:05I won.
11:07I won.
11:09I won.
11:13It hurts.
11:15Forget it.
11:17If you really think it's blind,
11:19don't ask her out again.
11:21I don't understand.
11:23Mom.
11:25Are you a foreigner?
11:27Do you know L.O.V.E?
11:29It's hard to lose weight.
11:31How tall are you?
11:3326.
11:3526?
11:37Taiwanese are not that tall.
11:39How can it be?
11:41Let me show you.
11:45Ponya.
11:47I'm going to throw up.
11:49Is it a donkey?
11:51Is it that deep?
11:53It's so fast.
11:55Let me help you.
11:57Give it back to me.
11:59Let's drink.
12:01Although I pretend not to care,
12:03I'm not surprised.
12:05Are we in a relationship
12:07or on a date?
12:09Are we all in love?
12:11Or do we all want a warm home?
12:13Why do you look so different today?
12:15But someone wants to speed up.
12:17I can't wait to enter the next stage of life.
12:19You look more handsome today.
12:21Did you drink a lot?
12:23No.
12:25I only drank one shot.
12:27One shot? How many glasses?
12:36One day,
12:38all the signs of the universe
12:40were revealed to him.
12:52What's wrong? Are you okay?
12:54Don't forget this. It's allergic to pollen.
13:00Let's go.
13:06I'm sorry.
13:18Bonnie, are you going out?
13:20Yes, I'm going to the brand
13:22to send something first.
13:24Come on.
13:28What?
13:30Hi.
13:32What are you doing here?
13:34I'm here to get married.
13:36I'm here to get married.
13:38Wait a minute.
13:40Who can tell me what's going on?
13:42It's hard to understand.
13:44I need to register
13:46for marriage with this girl.
13:48You can read my letter.
13:50We met on the app yesterday.
13:52Yesterday?
13:54Did you run into her?
13:56No, I know.
13:58Didn't you say she was your friend
14:00and she would sign for you?
14:02Let me show you.
14:04What are you looking at?
14:06Newcomers who are registered for marriage
14:08can enjoy a luxurious
14:10five-day and four-night trip.
14:12I'm sorry.
14:14I thought you were afraid of water
14:16and busy at work, so I didn't ask you out.
14:18Come on, sign it.
14:20No, why do you want to register for marriage?
14:22Isn't it too childish to get married?
14:24My purpose is so clear.
14:26I'm not like a bunch of people
14:28who get married for no reason.
14:30Are you okay?
14:32I've thought it through.
14:34I've taken my annual leave.
14:36I need to leave Taipei.
14:38Let's find someone else to sign for us.
14:40I'm sorry.
14:42I'll sign it.
14:44No, thanks.
14:46Let me tell you.
14:48She's my best friend.
14:50Take it.
14:54I rarely think my mom is right.
14:56But sometimes,
14:58marriage is about
15:00being impulsive.
15:04True love is priceless.
15:06But their marriage price
15:08is very clear.
15:10Cheers.
15:12Cheers.
15:16Ready?
15:18Three, two, one.
15:20Good. Beautiful.
15:22I love you.
15:24I love you.
15:26True love is priceless.
15:28But their marriage price
15:30is very clear.
15:32But their marriage price
15:34is very clear.
15:36I love you.
15:38I love you.
15:40I love you.
15:42I love you.
15:44I love you.
15:52Wow.
15:54This wedding design is beautiful.
15:56Do you like it?
15:58Yes.
16:00But my wedding will be more romantic.
16:02Oh, sure.
16:04Have you ever thought about
16:06what your wedding will be like?
16:08No.
16:10I want to try the outdoor decoration.
16:12It's too hot.
16:14We can choose spring or autumn.
16:16It will rain.
16:18According to us,
16:20it will rain.
16:26Some things will happen
16:28no matter where you go.
16:32What do you mean?
16:34Nothing.
16:36I have to go.
16:44Can you take the flower outside?
16:46I can't.
16:48Do you know
16:50the meaning of the flower?
16:52I don't know.
16:54I can't live tonight
16:56if I know you put the flower there.
16:58This is the natural reaction
17:00to marriage.
17:02Oh, no.
17:04It's allergic to pollen.
17:16Okay, let's go.
17:18Okay, let's go.
17:20Okay, let's go.
17:22Okay, let's go.
17:24Okay, let's go.
17:26Honey.
17:28We are so lucky today.
17:34I'm going to take a shower.
17:36I'll give you something later.
17:38Go ahead.
17:46Where is it?
17:58What the fuck?
18:00What?
18:02It's okay.
18:04My colleague is leaving.
18:06I have to go back to the company.
18:08I have to go.
18:10I have something for you.
18:12Whenever I'm in trouble,
18:14I always ask my friends.
18:18Why is it always Lu Wei?
18:20If you don't want to eat it,
18:22I'll let you try my new dish.
18:24Oh, right.
18:26How can I forget to introduce
18:28my legendary cook to you?
18:30Besides cooking,
18:32she also likes to gossip
18:34and eat meat tofu.
18:36I'm telling you.
18:38Lu Wei has to be careful when cooking.
18:40I hate you.
18:42Why did you dress up like a couple?
18:44It smells good.
18:46It's not.
18:48It's my special dish.
18:50It's not.
18:52I'm going back to the kitchen.
18:54Sorry.
18:56What happened to the donkey?
18:58What did he want?
19:00Is it hard to ask him directly?
19:02Of course.
19:04If I ask him directly,
19:06I'll be the first one to talk.
19:08Then you'll lose.
19:10It's a wedding ring.
19:12It means he wants to be your boyfriend.
19:14That's right.
19:16Didn't you tell me about the Wi-Fi?
19:18If you marry the donkey,
19:20the Wi-Fi is free.
19:22I haven't said
19:24if he moves in,
19:26you'll get a divorce.
19:28You...
19:32He wrote this?
19:36You have no idea what just happened.
19:38Wait a minute.
19:40I'll call my friend.
19:42She'll be here soon.
19:44But I want to go home.
19:46Didn't we agree to divorce today?
19:48But I think we'll be happy together.
19:50But we've agreed...
19:52Okay, I'll go first.
19:54Wait a minute.
19:56Sisters, you should know
19:58divorce is always harder than marriage.
20:00Baby, I'm starting to control
20:02Now you're not on my way
20:04And this is where we go
20:06Now you're not on my way
20:30It doesn't count at all.
20:32I didn't do anything.
20:34Why are you laughing at my retribution?
20:36I did it for me.
20:38I'm still going to be a beggar like you.
20:40I'm a beggar?
20:42What about you?
20:44Women are so messy.
20:46Be quiet.
20:48Enough.
20:50Have I ever said
20:52I don't like people like you?
20:54I don't like people like you.
20:56Let me remind you.
20:58If you want to come out and play,
21:00the rules of the game are set by yourself.
21:02If you're late at this age
21:04and you're still being led by others,
21:06that means you're too tenacious.
21:08Don't forget
21:10The person who makes trouble in AS
21:12will die.
21:14If you give me another chance,
21:16I won't let you go.
21:18I've always thought that coming out to play
21:20is better.
21:22The diameter of the bird is more important
21:24than the size of the wedding ring.
21:26The diameter of the bird is...
21:30Honey.
21:32You...
21:34Wait a minute.
21:36Wait a minute.
21:38What are you doing? You smell so good.
21:40Don't wash it.
21:42No, it's...
21:44I was wrong about this.
21:46So I have to make it clear to you.
21:50You found out?
21:52Yes.
21:54I saw the wedding ring.
21:58I'm still thinking about
22:00what to say to you.
22:02Actually, I think I should...
22:04I'm getting married.
22:08After I get married to my fiancée next week,
22:10I won't come out to play anymore.
22:14So you have a girlfriend?
22:16Yes.
22:18What do you think?
22:20Do you mind?
22:22I don't mind at all, okay?
22:24Otherwise,
22:26what are you going to give me?
22:34A wedding invitation.
22:40Congratulations.
22:44Did I make you misunderstand?
22:46No, I didn't. I'm not that blind.
22:48Okay.
22:50Okay.
22:54Then...
22:56Today...
22:58Was it bad?
23:02It was even worse.
23:06For me,
23:08there's nothing in life that can't be solved.
23:10But for my girlfriend,
23:12it's not like that.
23:20Are you okay?
23:30Are you okay?
23:34My name is Ah Jie.
23:36I'm your new team leader.
23:38My name is Xiao Zhi.
23:42My mom has a new Dutch wine.
23:44Do you want to try it?
23:46It's okay.
23:48Your boyfriend's name is...
23:50Mark.
23:52Oh, this one?
23:54This one is good. It's suitable for drinking alone.
23:56Actually,
23:58I don't really like whiskey.
24:00He introduced me to a lot of copper flavors,
24:02but I can't drink them at all.
24:04Then I'll use it to help you adjust something.
24:08What are you doing?
24:10What's wrong with you?
24:12Look at your face.
24:14Whiskey double.
24:16It's not the first time I've seen you like this
24:18because of work.
24:20I don't think he wants to continue to have an affair with me.
24:22He's starting to eat outside food.
24:24He's talking nonsense.
24:26After all, he gave up his open relationship for you.
24:28He should.
24:30I don't care about the past.
24:32At least not with me.
24:34That kind of relationship is not that terrible, okay?
24:36The rules of the game are set.
24:38But how can love and heart be separated?
24:40It's easy to pass out on the bed.
24:42It's easy to pass out on the bed.
24:44Come on.
24:46No one promises you a rose garden, okay?
24:48It's hard to control.
24:50What should I do?
24:52Sign a contract with him?
24:54No.
24:56At least he loves me.
24:58Doesn't he love you?
25:00I don't think he loves me enough.
25:02If he really loves me enough,
25:04he will marry me.
25:06See?
25:08After all, it's to get married.
25:10I have a lot of friends.
25:12They only started to...
25:14Pretend I didn't say anything.
25:16No.
25:18I know you care about me the most.
25:20You love me the most.
25:22I care about my daughter, okay?
25:24If it's about Pony and Ah Juan,
25:26I don't care about them.
25:28Ah Jie.
25:30It's easy to pass out on the bed.
25:32I'm serious.
25:34Okay.
25:36You're serious.
25:40Okay.
26:02There are many forms of love.
26:04Marriage is just one of them.
26:10I love you.
26:12I love you.
26:14I love you.
26:16I love you.
26:18I love you.
26:20I love you.
26:22I love you.
26:24I love you.
26:26I love you.
26:28I love you.
26:30I love you.
26:32I love you.
26:34I love you.
26:36I love you.
26:38I love you.
26:40I always thought that
26:42only proposals need everyone's help.
26:44It turns out that divorce is also needed.
26:46Actually,
26:48when Pony told me at first,
26:50I couldn't accept it.
26:52But I tried my best.
26:54I can't say that
26:56I agree with you now.
26:58But when I saw my daughter,
27:00she was willing to settle down.
27:02This is really good.
27:04It's okay, Auntie.
27:06I think I should explain it to you clearly.
27:08Yes.
27:10It's okay.
27:12I have already explained it to my mom.
27:14My mom cares about your job.
27:16She cares about your salary.
27:18The salary of a reporter is very ordinary.
27:20Isn't there a rumor on the Internet
27:22that the IQ of a reporter is very ordinary?
27:26Are you kidding me?
27:28Are you Wang Yixuan?
27:30Do you want to play with me?
27:32One million.
27:34Dad.
27:36Can you lend me some money?
27:38Lend her some money.
27:40One million.
27:42No.
27:44Let's go.
27:46Let's go.
27:48I will sell everything.
27:50I will sell everything.
27:52One million.
27:54I want to pay you back.
27:56Do you want to be a reporter?
27:58Okay.
28:00Let's go.
28:02Let's go.
28:04Let's go.
28:08Why did it become like this?
28:10I don't know how to write a divorce letter.
28:12I think it's very cost-effective.
28:14Happy divorce.
28:16Happy divorce.
28:18Happy divorce.
28:20Happy divorce.
28:22Happy divorce.
28:24Happy divorce.
28:26Happy divorce.
28:28How can there be no cake
28:30Okay. There is no cake.
28:32How can there be an empress cake?
28:34Who ordered it?
28:36I told your ex-girlfriend that you were beaten.
28:38Everyone donated five hundred dollars.
28:40Really?
28:42So I have a cake to give you.
28:44Okay.
28:46Let's go.
28:48Happy divorce.
28:50Cheers.
28:52Cheers.
28:54Cheers.
28:56Cheers.
28:58Some people see it as an expression of love.
29:00The prince and the prince eventually go to the place.
29:04Some people think that it is just a tool of interest.
29:08See if you can exchange it for a gift worth a fortune.
29:12Some people don't consider at all.
29:14This is the choice of freedom and enjoyment.
29:18You can get married.
29:20Then?
29:28Before the right person appears,
29:30this story will never end.
29:34I will continue to work hard with everyone.
29:36See you next time.
29:58See you next time.
30:28If my love is too good to deny
30:30Yes, love or not love
30:32It's just my choice
30:34As long as it's you
30:36I don't care
30:38I don't care
30:40If my love is too good to deny
30:42Yes, love is wonderful
30:44No matter what color
30:46As long as there is a hug
30:48Let us disappear
30:50In this color
30:52In this color
30:56Is it right or right?
30:58Too much
31:00I want too much
31:02Love in my heart
31:04There will be a twist
31:08I want to enter your world
31:12Every breath
31:14It's our
31:16Desire
31:18Desire
31:20If my love is too good to deny
31:22Yes, love or not love
31:24It's just my choice
31:26As long as it's you
31:28I don't care
31:30I don't care
31:32If my love is too good to deny
31:34Yes, love is wonderful
31:36No matter what color
31:38As long as there is a hug
31:40Let us disappear
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32:02Yes, love or not love
32:04It's just my choice
32:06As long as it's you
32:08I don't care
32:10I don't care
32:12If my love is too good to deny
32:14Yes, love is wonderful
32:16No matter what color
32:18Love is
32:20As long as there is a hug
32:22Let us disappear
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