Surreal sitcom about a kindly idiot who lives with an insecure fireman. | dHNfd0pZd3hVWlZ4UlU
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00:00Where's the waiter?
00:02Er, I'll just get his attention.
00:08Ah yes, hello.
00:10Can I help you in some way?
00:12Is there anything I can do for you?
00:14Er, yeah, we're ready to order.
00:16Ready to order?
00:18Oh, I see. You're going to start giving me orders, are you?
00:20That's how you wish to treat me
00:22in this establishment? Oh, well, very well.
00:24Please, order away.
00:26Er, yeah, we'd like the steak
00:28and also
00:30the strawberry soup
00:32in a small cup, please.
00:34Oh, I see.
00:36And I suppose you'd like me to bring
00:38it up to you right away?
00:40Well, as soon as it's ready.
00:42Oh, it'll be ready, sir. It'll be ready in no time.
00:44Now, is there anything else you'd like me to get for you?
00:46A bottle of wine, perhaps?
00:48A glass of sherry?
00:52A smack in the chops.
00:54Oh, sorry.
00:56Sorry? What did you say?
00:58Oh, nothing, sir. Nothing at all.
01:00I've simply offered you some refreshments.
01:02Some exotic cocktails, perhaps?
01:04A glass of whiskey?
01:10A smack in the chops.
01:12A smack in the... Oh, I'm sorry.
01:14Have I offended you or something?
01:16Offended? Me? No, no, no, sir.
01:18No.
01:20I love being ordered around by the nice of you.
01:22Is there anything else you'd like me to go
01:24and get for you?
01:26Well, we probably would like some drinks.
01:28Oh, yeah. I'll have a prosecco, thanks.
01:30And could I just have a carton of gravy, please?
01:32Oh, yes, of course, sir.
01:34Madam.
01:36I'll go for your demands immediately.
01:38Unless there's anything else you want me
01:40to do for you?
01:42Uh, no.
01:44No, that's all. Thank you.
01:46Yes, well, I'll go and get on with that
01:48right away, then, shall I? And if there's anything
01:50else you'd like me to do for you,
01:52please don't hesitate to
01:54call me over again.
01:56If you'd like some condiments, for example.
01:58A handful of
02:00napkins.
02:04A smack in the chops.
02:06Oh, sir.
02:10Did he sound a bit aggressive to you?
02:12No. He seemed fine.
02:14Hmm.
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