Aired (November 3, 2024): Hindi na mabenta ngayong halloween si Pennywise kaya napilitan na 'tong mangutang kay Super Tekla!
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00:00How are you, my friend?
00:01I'm okay, my friend.
00:02Who are you tonight?
00:03I'm the nun who lives upstairs.
00:07Who are you?
00:08Nun of the above.
00:15And you, who are you?
00:16I'm the thief who can't be sold.
00:21So, what's your name?
00:22I'm Kulamburol.
00:27There are so many buzzers.
00:30Okay, speaking of Halloween,
00:32it's scary again.
00:34And of course, the Halloween costume party.
00:36We're going to change our costume tonight, my friend.
00:38Because of that, we're bringing back a tradition here in TIVA
00:41that was stopped because of the pandemic.
00:44Tonight, we're going to launch a global search.
00:47Are you excited?
00:48Yes, I'm excited.
00:49For the Undas TIVA.
00:50Not just for Halloween.
00:52You're so beautiful, my friend.
00:53If you're like that, you look like a fetus.
00:57Okay.
00:58Not just for Halloween,
01:00the candidates that we're looking for
01:01should be talented as well.
01:03They should be talented,
01:04just like our three finalists tonight.
01:06Oh, my.
01:07They're really funny.
01:10They're scary.
01:12And they're amazing with talent as well.
01:15They can do a lot.
01:16So, what are we waiting for, my friend?
01:18Let's get to know our TIVAs
01:20and our talented and beautiful candidates here.
01:26Undas TIVA!
01:30And when we get to know each candidate,
01:33we'll be able to see their transformation.
01:38We're different here, right?
01:40From being human to being a demon.
01:45Let's start with our first candidate, my friend.
01:48Yes, let's welcome Undas TIVA number one.
01:55Undas TIVA
02:20Undas TIVA number one is...
02:23Hi!
02:27And as you can see, ladies and gentlemen,
02:29he really did a workshop for his performance tonight.
02:32And he put all of his things
02:36in different places.
02:38That's why it's red.
02:45I am Prung Hilda Coronel.
02:50A hard-working street sweeper in the morning,
02:54and an impact in the night.
02:59Do you know what suits you best?
03:03What?
03:08Zombies.
03:10Why?
03:11Because you like chasing people.
03:16I don't like you.
03:20Thank you so much, Prung Hilda Coronel.
03:23And we know that you prepared this pageant.
03:29You're ready for the competition.
03:32And we're sure that Undas TIVA won't lose.
03:36Number two.
03:50Undas TIVA
04:03Our Undas TIVA number two
04:06is a former ballet dancer who lost
04:08and was depressed.
04:10He was depressed, that's why.
04:11That's why he's crying now.
04:14Hey!
04:15Hey!
04:16You scared me.
04:18I'm Redford White, Lady.
04:26You know, when I met you,
04:29I started to believe in ghosts.
04:32Why?
04:34Because of what you're saying.
04:36Because of what you're saying.
04:42You're so bitter.
04:47I want to bite him.
04:48Thank you so much.
04:50Thank you so much, Redford White, Lady.
04:53And this is what Undas TIVA wants to say.
04:56Go home, Coronel.
04:59A small and amazing Undas TIVA number three.
05:06Undas TIVA
05:33Undas TIVA number three.
05:35He's still the same as last time.
05:38There he is.
05:39He's so handsome.
05:41And you can see his shoes on his back.
05:44His clothes.
05:47He's so acting.
05:50Yes.
05:51He's so acting.
05:52He used to be a joker.
05:53Now, he's a joker.
05:56If Petty White is a classy and graceful clown,
06:03I'm the clown
06:06who doesn't have a backbone.
06:08That's why I'm being gossiped by the Marites.
06:12Why are you looking at me?
06:14At him.
06:18You know what?
06:20You know what?
06:24Who are you?
06:26My name is Penny Less.
06:31Penny Less.
06:33Why Penny Less?
06:34Because I don't have a backbone.
06:35I'm just saying.
06:36I thought you're noodles.
06:40You know what, guys?
06:41You know what, guys?
06:44Single people have a backbone.
06:49Why?
06:51Because the backbone has a date.
06:55But you don't.
06:58Why?
07:00Because you're single.
07:03There.
07:04Penny Less is our valedictorian.
07:08And because of that,
07:09Because of that,
07:10Because of that,
07:11let's talk to them one by one.
07:13Let's go.
07:14Let's start with Ondas Diva.
07:16Number one.
07:18One.
07:19Questo.
07:21Number one.
07:22There.
07:25Okay.
07:26Who's your inspiration for your costume?
07:29Ondas Diva number one.
07:31Which?
07:32Which?
07:33Which is?
07:34Where?
07:36Number one.
07:37One plus one.
07:38Roman de Roman.
07:39Oh.
07:41And how long did it take you to fix it?
07:43Because you did it so well.
07:45Correct.
07:46Two years.
07:47Two years.
07:48It took so long.
07:49Okay.
07:50But Ondas, what are your plans?
07:51Where do you want to visit?
07:54To the grave of the people who were hurt by us.
08:00Who's this?
08:01Name three.
08:03Three.
08:04Brian.
08:05Brian.
08:06Michael.
08:07Kevin.
08:08Kevin.
08:09Who's from Siargao?
08:10Kevin.
08:13Is he a foreigner?
08:14Yes.
08:16Who's Brian?
08:17Scottish.
08:18Scottish.
08:19Scottish.
08:20Yes.
08:21What's your first name?
08:23Canadian.
08:24Canadian.
08:25There.
08:26What's the status of your heart right now?
08:28Horror.
08:29Horror.
08:33Complicated.
08:34Don't worry.
08:36Correct.
08:37And we have a request from our audience.
08:39Can you laugh like a witch while you ride your Wally's?
08:45Go ahead.
08:47Poor Wally's.
08:51I'll laugh.
08:52Laugh.
08:55There.
09:01It's the same.
09:03There.
09:05In fairness.
09:06Thank you very much.
09:07Yes.
09:08There.
09:09Smell.
09:10Trash.
09:11Okay.
09:12We have here Sundas Diva No. 2.
09:14RIP for White Lady.
09:17Come in.
09:21Why is your name RIP for White Lady?
09:24Why not?
09:26I'm here to say hi to you.
09:29Then say hi.
09:30Hi.
09:31Wow.
09:33And who is your stylist for tonight?
09:37Redford White's mother.
09:40Who is Redford White's mother?
09:44Ford Pola.
09:47Redford Pola.
09:49Yes.
09:50Like soft drinks.
09:51And this is what we heard from my friend.
09:54Is it true that you had a fight with Bromhilda Coronel before this pageant started?
10:01All out Sunday.
10:03You didn't pay attention there?
10:06It's true.
10:09What's the reason you didn't pay attention?
10:12She's too beautiful.
10:16The truth? Why did you say that you're white?
10:19Yes.
10:20Because?
10:21Because, look at my makeup.
10:24It's also white.
10:25I don't have blood anymore. How can I think?
10:28There are a lot of questions from our friends on Facebook and YouTube.
10:34When do white ladies usually die?
10:39We don't die.
10:42No matter where we are.
10:44What do you call it?
10:47Alive lady?
10:49Yes.
10:52We don't die because we eat food that you don't know about.
10:57We don't know?
10:58Yes.
10:59Do you eat food?
11:00Yes.
11:01Roll up their food.
11:04Roll it up.
11:07So that he'll get tired.
11:11Yes.
11:12Do you eat poop?
11:19Yes.
11:20Yes?
11:21Yes.
11:22He can.
11:23He can.
11:24He eats poop.
11:27He eats poop.
11:28We don't choose.
11:30That's how white ladies are.
11:32To be a white lady, you don't have to be an artist.
11:35And as a white lady, who do you want to be your boyfriend?
11:40Pick one.
11:48I think Kapre.
11:50Bigger, better.
11:54And more delicious than?
11:56On the tree.
11:57On the tree.
11:58Don't die on the tree.
12:00Okay.
12:01So, Kapre.
12:02On Kapre.
12:03Okay.
12:04If you have a message for Kapre who's watching right now, what would you like to say?
12:09I'll go up for you.
12:12Just chill.
12:16Thank you very much.
12:17Red for white lady.
12:19Lady.
12:20Yes.
12:21For him.
12:22You're the history of white ladies.
12:24And love.
12:25Last but not the least.
12:28Number three.
12:30A woman.
12:31A small hair.
12:33But there's no room.
12:35Penelis.
12:37Hi.
12:38Hi, Penelis.
12:40How are you?
12:42How did you prepare our budget for tonight?
12:46I didn't prepare anything.
12:49The truth is, I'm a joker.
12:52Game, go.
12:53They're asking if it's true that if you blow the balloon and make a wish, it will come true.
13:02Is it true?
13:04It's true.
13:09I was surprised.
13:11What did you wish for?
13:12I wish I could walk.
13:14Will that come true, my friend?
13:16Of course not.
13:19And Tecla has a question for you.
13:20Okay.
13:22In the movie, Pennywise is looking for a child.
13:27What does Penelis do?
13:29He borrows.
13:30He borrows?
13:32Oh, so that means you don't have money.
13:36Am I right?
13:37I don't have money.
13:38Follow-up question.
13:39If you were given a chance to borrow money from an actress,
13:44this is serious,
13:46who would you borrow money from?
13:49I plan to borrow money from...
13:52Tecla.
13:54I also borrow money, friend.
13:56Why Tecla?
13:58Because I might have a baby.
14:02If Tecla is here in front of you,
14:05how will you borrow money from Tecla?
14:09Tecla.
14:10So, what is it, Penelis?
14:13Do I have to borrow money?
14:15How much?
14:16Just two quid.
14:17Two quid.
14:19When will you pay?
14:20In a week.
14:21In a week?
14:22Okay, I'll borrow money from you in a week.
14:24Why does it sound like it's happening for real?
14:27For the left.
14:28For the left.
14:29Okay.
14:30Thank you so much.
14:32Penelis.
14:33Penelis, I hope you succeed in everything your heart asks for.
14:37That's right.
14:38And your legs are sweating.
14:40Go there first.
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