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00:00That's why we went straight to the highlight of our year-ender,
00:04the so-called Timpla Bardangulan na Pagpapatawa!
00:09Everyone is really scared of it, right? Why, Tex?
00:12Of course, it's scary because you'll really laugh on the spot.
00:16There's no script.
00:18Everything under the sun.
00:20So, yeah, sky's the limit.
00:22What about you? What's your experience there?
00:24Nothing.
00:25But you were the host, right?
00:26I was the host. That's my experience.
00:30That's why, that's my last one.
00:34What about you? When did you join?
00:35For me, I'm so proud of the so-called Timpla because
00:38I became the first runner-up twice.
00:41It's not that easy to become the first runner-up twice, right?
00:45But admit it, who else is playing around there?
00:48Who else is laughing? Who else is serious?
00:52Who else is crazy?
00:54That's true.
00:55Who else is crazy?
00:56Brother Ian is just humble.
00:58He doesn't want to brag about it twice.
01:00No, he'll have one later.
01:02Okay, here are some memorable moments
01:04in our Tawang Timpla,
01:07Bardagulan sa Pagpapatawa!
01:12Hello, brothers and sisters,
01:13and of course, I'll just beat you up.
01:16I'll support you as a gay.
01:18Because I believe in our community that
01:21gay people are the most powerful.
01:24The day will come when we'll conquer the whole world.
01:29That's true.
01:30If gays are the first in the Philippines,
01:33I'll run.
01:34I'll be the first gay president in the Philippines.
01:38If gays are the president in the Philippines,
01:40I'll wear pink.
01:43That's funny.
01:44That's really funny.
01:46And then,
01:47if I become the president of the Philippines,
01:50I'll lower all the prices of men.
01:5420 pesos for a punch.
01:57For an eat-all-you-can buffet.
02:00And if I become the president of the Philippines,
02:02the first law that I'll pass,
02:05is that you can't pee on the floor.
02:09It should be in front of everyone.
02:12Show-off!
02:16And then, we'll change our language.
02:19Not Tagalog.
02:21It should be Gilingu now.
02:23It should be Chinese.
02:28If you ride an MRT, it should sound like this.
02:32Junomento Station, Junomento Station,
02:34you can't pee on the floor,
02:35because Junomento is a piece of s**t.
02:39And then,
02:41if I become the president,
02:42I assure you guys,
02:43ladies and gentlemen,
02:45that the peace and order,
02:47I'll save 20%
02:49because there will be no more criminals,
02:50no more NPAs,
02:51no more ISIS.
02:54Because the government doesn't support it.
02:56Some governments,
02:58they don't support it.
03:00They don't know the solution.
03:02The solution to that is to be gay.
03:04Be gay?
03:05Yes.
03:06What are you going to do?
03:07Be gay.
03:08Why?
03:09If you see a gay man in the mountains,
03:11don't bring him here.
03:12He's an animal.
03:14He's a piece of s**t.
03:21She's not paying attention.
03:22Her boyfriend is contacting her.
03:23Okay, stop it.
03:25Devils wear palda.
03:28What did she say?
03:29Palda.
03:30Palda.
03:31Why are you wearing a trench coat?
03:32Oh my God.
03:33She's talking to the whole production.
03:35Hello?
03:37Oh, Oprah Winfrey.
03:38Oh, she's talking to the phone.
03:41Are you rich?
03:4220 million dollars.
03:44Oh, I don't have a problem with that.
03:45Wait a minute.
03:46Yaya.
03:47She's speaking Tagalog.
03:48Yes, it's really hard to speak Tagalog.
03:50Yaya, go to Hawaii tomorrow.
03:52Yes, Hawaii.
03:53Buy sayote, repollo, and bagong alamang.
03:56Yes, ma'am.
03:57Go straight to Japan.
03:58I want mayo.
04:00Japanese mayo.
04:01Yes, ma'am.
04:03Oprah.
04:04I'll send you tomorrow.
04:06Okay.
04:08It's Oprah.
04:09Oprah?
04:10Oh my God.
04:11My assistant.
04:12I'm mad at Taylor Swift.
04:14She has a balance with me.
04:17I watched her concert.
04:18I told her to restore the front seat.
04:20Six days.
04:21So she'll know that I'm asking for money, but it's dead money.
04:24Oh my gosh.
04:25She's rich.
04:26Don't listen to Taylor Swift.
04:27I don't like her.
04:28No.
04:29She has a balance.
04:30Yes.
04:31By the way, I forgot Beyonce.
04:32She's asking me for a sponsorship for her concert.
04:35I haven't paid the artist yet.
04:37Send Pepeeta.
04:38He's good at Jopay.
04:40Huh?
04:41Beyonce?
04:42Jopay?
04:43Yes.
04:44Jopay.
04:45Pepeeta is good there.
04:46I'll give Sky $1,000,000.
04:48Oh.
04:49So the keyboard will last longer.
04:50So there's more joy.
04:52Oh.
04:53You can change that.
04:54In Timog, there's a money changer.
04:57Shake money money changer.
04:59There's that.
05:00Brown out.
05:01Oh my God.
05:02Yeah, yeah.
05:03Brown out.
05:04Brown out.
05:05Huh?
05:06We just ran out of electricity.
05:07You're crazy.
05:08How much electricity?
05:09You don't care.
05:12Of course, I won't run.
05:13No.
05:14Really?
05:15Whoever said this, this is mine.
05:18This is really nothing, but there's a story.
05:22Difference between rich and poor.
05:24It's all relative.
05:26Of rich and poor, because I can do everything.
05:28I can be rich and poor.
05:31Is that okay?
05:32It's not.
05:33I know.
05:34Okay, here it is.
05:36Difference between rich and poor,
05:38When you doggie.
05:39You're talking about the dogs.
05:40Yes.
05:41Right?
05:42Also, on top.
05:43Also, on top.
05:45Okay, how does a rich person become rich?
05:52Excuse me.
05:53Excuse me.
05:54Becoming rich.
05:57Excuse me.
05:58Becoming rich.
06:00How does a poor person become poor?
06:02How does a poor person become poor?
06:08Oh, she swallowed it.
06:09Oh, sorry.
06:10Poor.
06:12How does a poor person become poor?
06:13How does a rich person become poor?
06:14She looks poor.
06:16No, she doesn't.
06:17Yes, she doesn't.
06:18But she swallows it.
06:19She swallows it.
06:20Yes, she swallows it.
06:21She swallows it.
06:22It's like a true-to-life scene, right?
06:23What else?
06:24And one more thing.
06:25How does a rich person and a poor person become drunk?
06:28How does a rich person become drunk?
06:29Of course, you'll drink.
06:30You'll be in a bar.
06:31You'll drink.
06:32Yes, happy, happy.
06:34One, if you're rich.
06:36If you're rich, it's like that.
06:37Wife.
06:38Hey, what's your problem?
06:42How are you?
06:44Mingyal, toast, toast, like that.
06:48Social.
06:50If we're poor,
06:53of course, we're friends, right?
06:56We'll drink, right?
06:59Yeah, bro.
07:01Bro, you're handsome.
07:03Bro, we're also drunk, bro.
07:05Bro, you're handsome.
07:09Bro, we're done.
07:11It's like there's a cauliflower on your head.
07:13I'll get ready later, bro.
07:16Bro, we're done.
07:19Bro, how are you?
07:21Because we're drunk.
07:22Drunk, drunk, drunk.
07:23Drunk.
07:24I'll go to your bathroom.
07:27I'll go to your bathroom.
07:31She's drunk.
07:32She's drunk.
07:33Why?
07:35Don't do that.
07:37And then?
07:38And then?
07:39That's when it's hard.
07:40That's when it's hard.
07:41And then?
07:43It's hard when you have to pay a lot.
07:47That's really different.
07:48That's really different.
07:50How many wins did you have, my friend?
07:51Hello, just two.
07:52Two?
07:53Why?
07:54It's like your eyebrows are raised at the back.
07:56Hey, I also have two.
07:57What's that?
07:58We only have two.
07:59We have two more.
08:00Oh, you're good.
08:02Because in season 1,
08:03the winner is you, my friend.
08:06And in season 2,
08:07it's Kuya Ian Red.
08:09And then in season 3,
08:10it's you again.
08:12And in season 4,
08:13it's Becky Bello.
08:15And in season 5,
08:16it's Kuya Ian.
08:18Free.
08:20You have two wins.
08:21Do you want them to fight again?
08:24Tiebreaker.
08:25Tiebreaker.
08:27You should laugh.
08:28You should laugh.
08:32But we'll reserve that for next time.
08:33Because we have a callback, right?
08:35Season 6?
08:36Season 6?
08:37Right away?
08:38Why not?
08:39Let's end it with season 6.
08:40Yes!
08:41Let's end it with season 6.