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00:00Hey, who loves you more than I do?
00:03Tony.
00:05Oh, my God.
00:07So, this is permanent?
00:09We have a literal cock block between us until he croaks?
00:13Hey, don't talk about him croaking.
00:15You're gonna live a really long life, aren't you, baby?
00:19What?
00:20You sure you're gonna be okay while I'm gone?
00:22It's your first time alone with Tony.
00:25I can handle the damn talk.
00:28How is day one of father-son bonding?
00:31Hello?
00:32Tony!
00:33I got to call 911.
00:35I don't think you should call 911.
00:36This doesn't really qualify as an emergency.
00:38It is an emergency.
00:39It's the greatest emergency that I've ever had to deal with in my entire life.
00:41Okay?
00:42Okay.
00:43Sounds like you're screwed.
00:45Oh, crap.
00:51Reward's a tad low.
00:53How much should I have offered?
00:55How much is your relationship worth?
01:04Wait!
01:05Wait!
01:06He robbed me and then pulled a gun on me.
01:09It's not a gun.
01:10It's my mom's pepper spray.
01:11That's definitely not cool.
01:13Not cool.
01:17It's like I'm outside of this glass dome.
01:20And, like, everything that I want, everything that I should be doing, it's on the other side.
01:24And I'm searching for an entrance, but I can't find it.
01:27I can't get over there.
01:29Tony?
01:30It's maddening.
01:32Jesus.
01:44Brent!
01:45Brent!
01:46Open the door!
01:47Open!
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