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00:00Episode 2
00:02It's an internal enemy.
00:06I thought there was an accident.
00:09Kazuya Ohashi has won the title of the strongest Shirizumon in Naniwa Danshi.
00:17Last time, to defeat Ohashi, many people from the entertainment world gathered.
00:22The first Shirizumon The Tournament was held.
00:25This is crazy.
00:27First of all, Akawa has won in one shot.
00:30Ohashi has won.
00:32A big fight is going on.
00:38Ohashi has won all seven Shirizumon The Tournament.
00:44I want to know what it's like to lose.
00:48I want to know how I feel when I lose.
00:50I want to know if my butt is crying.
00:52I want to keep winning.
00:54I want to keep winning.
00:56After the broadcast, the number of missed broadcasts on TVer is a high record.
01:02In addition, there was a big response that they wanted to see more on SNS.
01:07So this time...
01:11More people gathered to challenge Ohashi.
01:15Ohashi is amazing.
01:16This is a foul.
01:19Will Shiri, who defeated Ohashi, appear?
01:24Shiri...
01:27The second Shirizumon The Tournament will be held.
01:39Ohashi, how do you feel?
01:41I'm very happy with my butt.
01:45What's wrong with that?
01:47I think I was born with passion.
01:54What you're saying is stupid.
01:56I don't know what you're talking about.
01:58But you've won eight in a row so far.
02:01It's amazing.
02:02It's important to see if Ohashi can protect the strongest.
02:08The six people who defeated Ohashi will compete in the tournament.
02:14Let's start with the first match.
02:25Please.
02:30I used to do karate when I was a kid.
02:34I want to win this time using the power of karate.
02:40I started karate when I was in elementary school.
02:43I've been doing it for about six years.
02:45Footwork is important in kumite.
02:50I want to show the speed and accuracy of karate in one shot.
02:59The color of the obi was white, which represents a beginner.
03:05Don't underestimate me. I'm not wearing a white obi.
03:08I'm wearing a brown obi.
03:09I'm wearing a brown obi today.
03:15Today is my chest day.
03:18I'm going to train my chest for an hour.
03:23I'm going to start training from that day.
03:27He's good.
03:29I'm watching you.
03:33I can't think of anything.
03:35I was 40 years old when I first started karate.
03:38He's a boss.
03:40I'm 90 years old now.
03:43That's a long time.
03:45When I meet people in the city, they ask me what I'm doing.
03:52I'm confident in my strength.
03:55I don't feel like I'm going to lose.
03:57It's amazing.
03:58It's like a star.
04:00I'm still a beginner.
04:01That's amazing.
04:02Are you serious?
04:06As an entertainer, he started training his muscles.
04:09What's that?
04:10His body fat percentage is 23%.
04:13It's only 7% in a year.
04:16That's amazing.
04:17The winner is Souto Nishino.
04:21Why do you have muscles?
04:24Nagao, what do you think of him?
04:27He's crazy.
04:29He's provoking him.
04:33He's a macho.
04:35No, no.
04:37That's enough.
04:39Don't underestimate me.
04:41You came here alone.
04:43How confident are you?
04:45I think I'm more confident in my body.
04:49I used to do karate, too.
04:52I'm going to win.
04:54Now, please go up to the stage.
04:57Nagao, you can do it because you lost to Yokozuna.
05:00You two are rivals.
05:02I'm going to beat him.
05:08It's like a fighting game.
05:13Let's start with the sound of the last whistle.
05:19Let's start.
05:20The first match is between Nagao and Souto.
05:29This is interesting.
05:34Start.
05:35He's fighting.
05:37Go, go, go.
05:39Nishino lost.
05:44He fought with his muscles.
05:46He used his strength at the end.
05:50I thought I'd use my footwork.
05:52But he was strong.
05:54Did you use your power?
05:56Yes, I did.
05:58I used my power at the end.
06:04But he won at the end.
06:06Go home.
06:09Go home.
06:10I won, but...
06:12He said, go home.
06:14Next is the second match of the first round.
06:21He said, go home.
06:23I said, go home.
06:25I thought I'd win if it was soft and hard.
06:34In a word, it's hot.
06:38If the bottom is a magma, it'll be hotter.
06:44I do a lot of acting.
06:47I imagined a situation where there was a magma in front of me.
06:51I think it was a battle of life and death.
06:55I won't lose in the second round.
07:01I'll lose if I don't win.
07:04What are you doing?
07:06Magma.
07:08The second match of the first round.
07:28I have a good butt.
07:32I'm proud of my butt.
07:34I'm not confident that I'll lose.
07:37Is it me?
07:40I'm Hidaka from BUSHIDEN.
07:42Hidaka.
07:44I'm an idol.
07:46I have muscles that I can use in all sports.
07:50For example, I've played soccer.
07:52I have a good butt when I kick.
07:54I've played swimming and tennis.
07:57I'm good at jogging.
08:00I'm also good at acrobatics.
08:03I'm very good at sports.
08:06I have a special move.
08:09It's called RISE UP HIPPY UPPER.
08:12RISE UP HIPPY UPPER.
08:14I'm good at it.
08:17I'll beat you up.
08:22He is a handsome boy.
08:26He was good at judo when he was in elementary school.
08:32Will his special move succeed?
08:35Hidaka from BUSHIDEN.
08:40How do you feel about your seniors and juniors?
08:43All of them are my seniors.
08:47You should have said that.
08:49All of them are my juniors.
08:51You should have said that.
08:53All of them are my seniors.
08:55I've known them for 9 years.
08:58I'm close with most of them.
09:00Most of them?
09:02Not all of them.
09:04Who do you get along with?
09:06Joe.
09:08You must get along with him.
09:11You must get along with him.
09:13I get along with everyone but Joe.
09:18How about your opponents?
09:20Magma and Acrobat.
09:22I'm not afraid of them.
09:24You also have a special move.
09:28It's RISE UP HIP HOPPER.
09:36I'm going to beat Magma.
09:39The first match.
09:42Let's start the second match.
09:44Nishihata Daigo vs. Ukisho Hidaka.
09:51Who will win?
09:58Ukisho Hidaka won.
10:01He won with a single blow.
10:04He won with a single blow.
10:06He went further down.
10:08Daigo.
10:10He's good.
10:12RISE UP HIP HOPPER.
10:14What was it?
10:15RISE UP HIP HOPPER.
10:16It exploded.
10:17It exploded completely.
10:19It exploded completely.
10:21It was RISE UP HIP HOPPER.
10:23I could feel their friendship.
10:27I also have a special move.
10:29I'm going to use it.
10:33The third match.
10:36The third match.
10:43He's a data.
10:45In the first match, I didn't have a name.
10:48I didn't have a name.
10:51I was frustrated.
10:53I looked back at my staff.
10:56He's amazing.
10:59He understands the movements.
11:02He can attach the opponent's attack.
11:05He can do this diagonally.
11:07He can change the timing.
11:09He can change the angle.
11:11He can confuse the difference in physical strength.
11:13He was good at understanding me.
11:16Oshii.
11:18You are going to be eaten.
11:20I'm going to cool your butt.
11:25Today, we have another strong comment.
11:28Every year, the number of comments is increasing.
11:34Be careful of the attack in the series mode.
11:38Cute!
11:39Here comes the second Fujiwara.
11:44It's a world of competition.
11:46In the series mode, in Akasaka 50mm Marathon,
11:49if you lose, there's no next time.
11:52Akasaka?
11:53Are you kidding me?
11:55I did it!
11:57I did it!
11:59He's a genius!
12:00He's an original athlete.
12:02This is fun.
12:03Even now, his legs are...
12:04He's got a lot of energy.
12:06He ran 260km.
12:08In Akasaka 50mm Marathon,
12:11that was the Olympics for me.
12:14He ran 250km.
12:15250km.
12:18He's a Noppongi.
12:19His momentum, stamina, and lower body.
12:22That's what makes him win.
12:24Is that all?
12:26Of course.
12:28I've done all the doping tests.
12:31I've done all the doping tests.
12:33Wow!
12:34Really?
12:37He's a 40-year veteran.
12:40He's going to fight in the series mode.
12:43Today, in Akasaka 50mm Marathon,
12:46Moriwaki, the Noppongi veteran,
12:50will fight in the series mode.
12:56I came all the way to Kodama by bullet train from Kyoto.
13:00Kodama, Kodama, Maibara,
13:03Ryuhajima, Nagoya, Toyohashi, Mikawa, Anjou.
13:08I can't see the light.
13:12I don't care if it's pitch black.
13:14Catch up with the light!
13:16The light!
13:27I saw it.
13:30A movie about love.
13:31There are a lot of guys like this in my hometown.
13:35He just came back from his hometown.
13:38There are a lot of guys like this in my hometown.
13:41It's very popular.
13:43I've known them since I was in elementary school.
13:46When I was on a TV show in Kansai,
13:48they came to see me many times.
13:51That's great.
13:52They came to see me many times.
13:54Moriwaki grew up in Naniwa.
13:56I grew up in SMAP,
13:59Tokyo,
14:02and I'm an ambitious Naniwa boy.
14:07I'm a junior.
14:09I'm a junior who hasn't debuted yet.
14:11Let's move on to the questions.
14:16Yusei, come on!
14:17Yusei, beat him.
14:19Yusei, please win.
14:20Yusei, please win.
14:21Yusei, please win.
14:22Naniwa boys vs. Onishi Ryusei vs. Moriwaki Kenji.
14:291, 2, 3!
14:33Ready, go!
14:35One shot!
14:38Onishi Ryusei was killed instantly.
14:41Moriwaki Kenji was defeated.
14:45Moriwaki, you were killed instantly.
14:48This is the entertainment world.
14:50This is the entertainment world.
14:52It's not about how many times you succeed.
14:55It's about how many times you fail.
14:56I'll fail again next time.
14:58Call me.
15:02This is the semi-final.
15:05First, Nishino vs. Ukisho, the acrobat.
15:12Ukisho has a special move.
15:14The one where you scoop up from the bottom.
15:16I want to crush that from the top.
15:21Ukisho, how do you feel about Nishino?
15:24He just used a special move.
15:26He has another special move.
15:29He's using the same move.
15:31He's using the same move.
15:33He's using the same move.
15:34He's using the same move.
15:36This is a very interesting match.
15:38I don't know.
15:40I don't know.
15:41It's a close match.
15:43The match is over.
15:45Sato vs. Do.
15:52This is the semi-final.
15:53Will Ukisho win?
15:57Or will Nishino win?
16:07Sato vs. Do.
16:09It was a close match.
16:11Let's watch the video to see how it went.
16:14Please watch the slow-motion video.
16:16He's using the same move as Gong.
16:18Which one is it?
16:21He's enduring it.
16:22It's almost the same.
16:23Do your best!
16:26Which one is it?
16:28It's Nishino.
16:29Nishino has a special move.
16:31Ukisho is enduring it.
16:33He's using a special move.
16:36That's amazing.
16:37He's an idol.
16:38He's an idol.
16:39That's amazing.
16:40He's an idol.
16:41That was a keeping fall.
16:44What do you mean?
16:46He fell.
16:48That's a keeping fall.
16:49He keeps falling.
16:51He keeps falling.
16:52That's not true.
16:54That's not a keeping fall.
16:57The second match of the semi-final.
17:00The champion, Ohashi, is here.
17:06He's a champion.
17:07He's a comedian.
17:09What's Tsuyo's secret?
17:11His presence.
17:12His presence and...
17:14That's what I do.
17:16He's a comedian.
17:17He's a comedian.
17:18He's a comedian.
17:19He's a comedian.
17:20He's a comedian.
17:21He's a comedian.
17:22He's a comedian.
17:23He sees his presence.
17:27He sees his presence.
17:30He's concerned about the match.
17:33He's concerned about the match.
17:34But I like to think about the match.
17:37He's concerned about the match.
17:40His favorite part...
17:47He's a champion of Naniwa.
17:51How do you feel, O-chan?
17:53I've already figured out how to fight.
17:56I see.
17:57I don't think I'll know if I don't practice.
18:00I want to show more vitality than my research.
18:05Vitality?
18:07Is that a word you learned recently?
18:08Did you say 1 or 8?
18:10It's like that.
18:12I made a mistake.
18:13This is interesting.
18:14What's interesting?
18:15You can win this, Onishi-kun.
18:17I'll put my arms together.
18:19I'll beat that cute guy.
18:25Let's start.
18:27Will Ohashi win?
18:30Or will Onishi win?
18:39Ready, start!
18:41He pulled!
18:43He broke it!
18:46Ohashi won!
18:49The golden star is Onishi Ryusei!
18:52That's what I said in the VTR.
18:55You have to go from the side.
18:58I got something that's not a butt.
19:02What is it?
19:04What is it?
19:05It's not a butt.
19:06It's a rock.
19:09He's not a prince anymore.
19:11He's just a perverted idol.
19:15He's a perverted idol.
19:18Ohashi is defeated.
19:21The final match is between the acrobat, Ukisho, and the intelligent, Onishi.
19:29Who will be the new champion?
19:35Good luck!
19:37This is amazing.
19:39Ohashi was the champion.
19:41I came here to end this tournament.
19:44I want to beat him right away.
19:48I want to beat him because he's a perverted idol.
19:52We're the same age.
19:54We're in the same school.
19:56I want to end this here.
19:58This is the final match.
20:00Will Onishi win?
20:04Or will Ukisho win?
20:07Let's start.
20:08Ready, start!
20:12The final match.
20:14A new champion has been born.
20:16Let's start the match.
20:24Ready, start!
20:26What's the result?
20:28They're the same age.
20:30They're the same age.
20:32Who will be the new champion?
20:35He attacked from the side.
20:37I see.
20:38He attacked from the side.
20:40He attacked from the side.
20:42They're the same age.
20:44He's a little stubborn.
20:46Ukisho is a little stubborn.
20:48Who will be the new champion?
20:50I don't know yet.
20:54Who will be the new champion?
20:56I don't know yet.
20:58Who will be the new champion?
21:00The result is out.
21:02It's a draw.
21:04It's a draw.
21:06The final match.
21:08The final match.
21:10The final match.
21:12The final match.
21:14Will Ukisho win?
21:16Or will Onishi win?
21:18Let's start.
21:20Ready, start!
21:22The final match.
21:24The final match.
21:26Both of them fell.
21:28Will there be a difference?
21:30Will there be a difference?
21:32They're almost the same age.
21:34They're almost the same age.
21:36It's not a serious match.
21:38It's an acrobatics match.
21:40Both of them fell.
21:42Both of them fell.
21:44Onishi's body fell first.
21:46Onishi's body fell first.
21:48What are you doing?
21:50What are you doing?
21:52Ukisho fell first.
21:54Ukisho fell first.
21:56Ukisho fell first.
21:58Ukisho fell first.
22:00Ukisho fell first.
22:02Ukisho fell first.
22:04Ukisho fell first.
22:06What was the final move?
22:08The final move?
22:10The Shooting Star in C4.
22:12The Shooting Star in C4.
22:14You definitely didn't think about that.
22:16Shooting Star.
22:18Shooting Star.
22:20Shooting Star.
22:22Shooting Star.
22:24Shooting Star.
22:26Shooting Star.
22:28Shooting Star.
22:30Yamaguchi lost this time.
22:32Let's watch the third episode.
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22:58Every week, we have a new episode of GAKUTEN DANSHI LABO.
23:00This time, we have a famous detective, Hando Onishi.
23:03If you have my observation skills, you won't have any trouble.
23:06His hands are so beautiful.
23:08Our 3D contents will also be released.
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