Mark Zuckerberg's trading a Silicon Valley office for some time in the big, blue sea ... with his 387-foot yacht leaving the harbor for the wide-open ocean.
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00:00Shiver me timbers, it's Mark Zuckerberg's ginormous sea vessel, for which he paid many
00:07pieces of eight!
00:08Yarrgh!
00:09Okay, we're going to stop the pirate talk now.
00:12That got old real quick.
00:13So we got video of Mark Zuckerberg's yacht.
00:17It is a 387 foot yacht called Launchpad.
00:21Just think about that for a minute.
00:22Think of a football field and another hundred yards almost.
00:26That's amazing.
00:27That would be two football fields.
00:29No, three hundred and...
00:30A football field is a hundred yards.
00:32Oh, what am I saying?
00:33Another hundred feet almost.
00:34Yeah.
00:35Three football fields.
00:36Four football fields.
00:37It's 387 feet.
00:39It's feet, not yards.
00:40This is too much math.
00:41Yeah, let's put a pin in this and never come back to it.
00:44Anyhow...
00:45What a boat!
00:46It looks so beautiful.
00:48So he reportedly bought this yacht for $300 million.
00:52It goes 27 miles per hour.
00:53That's it?
00:54No, it's got to go faster than that.
00:56For that big of a boat, man?
00:57An ocean liner can go like 60, 70 miles an hour.
01:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02No, it cannot.
01:03Yeah, it can.
01:04Yeah, it can.
01:05No, that's...
01:06Yes, it can.
01:07Don't we measure knots?
01:08Let's just say you're all dumbasses and move on to something less math related.
01:11It's incredible to watch the video.
01:13This is the stuff that makes me envious.
01:15You don't want this.
01:16It's like living in a hotel.
01:19I'm not into it.
01:20I'm not into it.
01:21You'd feel lonely.
01:22In that case, you made the right call not buying a yacht.
01:24Okay, anyone want to take one last shot at the length of this thing?
01:28It's very large.
01:29Perfect.
01:30Smooth sailing, Mark Zuckerberg.