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00:00Thank you very much for having me.
00:25I was on the Yamanote Line.
00:29I was in Shinjuku.
00:33I was passing through Ebisu and Shibuya.
00:36You were in Harajuku.
00:37Yes, I was in Harajuku.
00:39I saw the first episode of a Showa anime.
00:45I stopped in Shibuya.
00:47It was open.
00:49I was standing there.
00:50I got off the train.
00:53I got on the train.
00:55Recently, it's rare to see students who don't get on the train.
01:03In Tsume-Eri Gakusei-Fu, there was a boy with a set of kendo.
01:09He was standing near the door.
01:13He said,
01:14Do you want to go to Shibuya?
01:19I said,
01:21Do you want to go to Shibuya?
01:24He said,
01:27I couldn't reply.
01:29He said,
01:31If you don't tell me, I'll go.
01:34He said that.
01:35It was like the first episode of a Showa anime.
01:38I won't read the second episode.
01:40Is it too old?
01:42It's too old.
01:43But he was a strange person.
01:44He got on the train from time to time.
01:46That's right.
01:47There are many trains in Osaka.
01:49In Tokyo, there are many people who get on the train.
01:53There are many people who get on the train.
01:55He looked at the window and said,
01:56Monkey.
01:57Gorilla.
01:58Monkey.
01:59Gorilla.
02:00Monkey.
02:01Go to Chimpanzee.
02:05Why don't you go to Chimpanzee?
02:07Maybe he was waiting.
02:10Chimpanzee.
02:11Chimpanzee.
02:12You're asking too much.
02:14I don't think there are many people like that in the world.
02:16I don't think so.
02:17On the Shinkansen,
02:19I don't know if I'll be okay.
02:21The security guard is a grumpy old man.
02:28He's looking around.
02:33In Hamamatsu.
02:36He said,
02:37Do you want to sit down?
02:39There are many jobs for people who have retired.
02:44There are many security guards.
02:45Weak.
02:48Weak.
02:50Which is weak?
02:53Weak and weak.
02:57I think it's weak.
02:59I think it's weak.
03:00I think it's weak.
03:03You can do it if you do it, but you don't do it.
03:08Is it weak?
03:10What do you mean by weak?
03:12Does that mean you have little potential?
03:14Yes.
03:16I think the security guard is mentally weak.
03:19You can do it if you do it, but you don't do it.
03:21I see.
03:22I feel that way.
03:23The security guard is...
03:27I see.
03:29I don't know the right answer.
03:31It's a national language.
03:33Security guard and weak.
03:35I don't like to talk about that.
03:37I don't even like to use it as a compliment.
03:40You don't use it to men, do you?
03:43No, I don't. I don't use it to beautiful women.
03:45I don't like it.
03:46I don't like it.
03:48You don't like it, do you?
03:50I don't like it.
03:52You don't, do you?
03:54I see.
03:56You don't like it.
03:58And you're just being lazy.
04:00Yes, I don't like it.
04:02You're not being independent.
04:04That's your image.
04:06Fight.
04:08I'm going to talk about that.
04:11The super-duty line is...
04:13Yes.
04:14It's a long line, isn't it?
04:18The super-duty line is...
04:22It's pretty long.
04:26You mean the coat?
04:28It's the super-duty line.
04:31No, I know it's your mom. Yeah, what are you doing?
04:36Yeah, what I'm gonna do you this kid, huh? Can we some of us or I can I meet a Joda no Yoda, huh?
04:44Hey, there's no Joda no Yoda. Let's go. Let's
04:48Go down. Let's go. So Joda. No touch. No, let's
04:54Put it, you know kidney me. Oh, okay. What do I do? I'm here
05:01Hi, oh
05:04So one just took with this to the kitchen so they don't told you
05:32My my
05:36So, you know
05:40To the you can I come on up there in this you
05:45Look at that. Look at that. Just any fewer in a session. Oh good. Oh good a great day. You've got to do that. Oh
05:52So no, but that's what I should I'm good
05:56Right, you're great. Oh good to go. That's a nice car. What are you doing?
06:01I
06:31Know
07:01That's
07:03You know, I'm gonna tell you know, I'm gonna make it. Oh my gosh, honey. Hey, that's not a good guy. Yeah
07:12She let's listen. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
07:19That
07:21Don't be nice. I don't be nice. Don't say you're new. I don't know. I don't know. Oh my god
07:25I said, yeah, I said, yeah
07:27Yeah, I'm gonna get that done there. Well, then you are at the motion. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They didn't know second each in pomodoro
07:37I'm gonna zero to eat. He's got boom guys. I didn't work out
07:43Then no, I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it
07:50Yeah, they're working on
07:53Book a little bit. I don't get old. Hi, New York. You know, it's cool. That's what I see. Yeah
07:59I know
08:01Hi, you know, I'm all single. She's not gonna hide. No, you know, I'm not
08:05Hi, no, I'm not you. Hi. I don't know. I saw no cousin. Okay. I'm a cool it. I didn't eat them all. What are you listening?
08:11It's gonna come up. I'm gonna hide me
08:13Not gonna hide this. You might be a show. What's the meet? I know what that's going to go
08:17Oh
08:47I couldn't sleep.
08:49I couldn't sleep at all.
08:52I was like...
08:54I thought it was bad, so I went to the hospital.
08:57But the corona and the influenza were different.
08:59I thought, what is going on?
09:01I took an X-ray because it was so strange.
09:04I took an X-ray.
09:06The moment I saw the X-ray,
09:08I realized it was a bad thing.
09:11Really?
09:12After I got discharged,
09:13my seniors and juniors told me that I was okay.
09:16I showed them the X-ray pictures.
09:19I showed them the X-ray pictures.
09:22I showed them the X-ray pictures.
09:26I showed them the X-ray pictures.
09:29I want to see it.
09:32Really?
09:33It's amazing.
09:34It's amazing.
09:41Is this real?
09:42Yes.
09:43I was completely hit.
09:47It's not that.
09:48It's not that.
09:49It's Paris.
09:50No, no, no.
09:51It's not that.
09:52It's not that.
09:53It's a family home run.
09:55No, no.
09:56The ball I hit hit the hole.
09:59What?
10:00How do you fix this?
10:03I found the cause.
10:06I took the trace of the compound.
10:09I took the trace of the compound.
10:1111 o'clock in the afternoon, 5 o'clock in the evening, 11 o'clock at night.
10:14I took the X-ray picture four times.
10:16I took the X-ray picture almost 24 hours.
10:17I'm scared.
10:19It's hard on the inside of the body.
10:21It's hard on the outside of the body.
10:23It's not about the body.
10:25It's hard on the eyes around the eyes.
10:29When I was in the hospital,
10:31a lot of people contacted me.
10:35My aunt is kind, so she contacted me.
10:36Did she call you?
10:38Yes.
10:38I thought she was my aunt.
10:42She said, are you all right?
10:43She said, take a rest.
10:44She said, take a rest.
10:46My aunt said,
10:47I found a truck that was sprinkled with black smoke.
10:51I turned around and took a deep breath.
10:54I'm training lungs.
10:55I'm going to fix my lungs.
11:00That's cool.
11:03That's cool.
11:05I'm training my lungs.
11:07I'm training my lungs.
11:08I thought it was cool.
11:11I have a colleague.
11:12His name is BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU.
11:14BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU.
11:14All my colleagues contacted me.
11:19BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU also contacted me.
11:21When I was in the hospital,
11:24I got a call from BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU.
11:27I thought BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was kind.
11:29I opened the line.
11:31BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU said,
11:33BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will go to the location of the VTR.
11:38BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will eat high-priced meat.
11:40BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will go to various places for three days to compare the food.
11:45BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU said in the script.
11:48BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will eat meat as expected by the director.
11:52BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will eat high-quality beef.
11:55BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU will eat BKB.
11:59I didn't think I would say this.
12:02I didn't think I would say this.
12:05I didn't think I would say this.
12:09You said, BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU, please go higher than this.
12:13That's what the script says.
12:15I said, BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU, you can eat the best BKB at the location of the VTR.
12:23BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU had a fever of about 40 degrees.
12:25BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was tired.
12:27BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU said, okay.
12:29BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU went to the location of the VTR the next day.
12:31After the location, BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was having fun.
12:33BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was updating the story.
12:35BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU said, BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU can eat high-quality beef with steak.
12:42BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU said, I don't change anything.
12:45You are very sharp.
12:50BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU is sharp.
12:52BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU says, I don't know anything except BKB.
12:55BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU says, I'm really bad at this.
12:57BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU says this every time.
12:59BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU is noisy.
13:03If you want to do it, do it.
13:06I often met BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU while he was in the hospital.
13:10When BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was off, I went to the hospital alone.
13:13I heard a lot about that.
13:15Is that true?
13:15I was so excited that I did it for about 30 minutes.
13:20I have it.
13:21I was in the business.
13:23I thought it would be difficult because BIKU KAWASAKI BIKU was off.
13:26I did it for 15 minutes for 5 minutes.
13:31You did a lot.
13:32I'm a little arrogant.
13:34When I was recording, I talked to the staff about my lungs.
13:40I was talking about my illness.
13:43At the end of the conversation, I said, please take good care of me.
13:50At the end of the conversation, I said, please take good care of me.
13:52I felt like I was on an island.
13:56I'm fine now.
13:58How was that?
13:59How was it?
14:01How about the hair growth?
14:02I was doing hair growth.
14:07Did you quit?
14:09I quit.
14:10Did you pay a lot of money?
14:12I paid a lot of money.
14:13How much did you pay?
14:141.4 million yen.
14:16That's a lot of money.
14:17That's a lot of money.
14:19What did you do now?
14:20Now I hit a needle and activate it by putting a human cell in my head.
14:29That's why I'm doing it.
14:30Is it like regenerative medicine?
14:32I don't know.
14:33I'm just doing it because I heard it's good.
14:37I'm doing it to strengthen the roots.
14:40How are you doing now?
14:42I'm doing this now.
14:43You're raising it.
14:45You're raising it properly.
14:46Stop it.
14:47You're raising it very much.
14:48Don't rub it.
14:50Isn't there a picture of a needle?
14:52The one with a lot of needles.
14:54That's not it.
14:56I'm sorry, but there isn't.
14:58There isn't.
15:00There isn't.
15:02You're selling a lot of needles.
15:04I sell a lot of needles and connect them to the electrode.
15:08I turn on the electricity from there.
15:10It's orange.
15:12It's like I'm backing up my brain.
15:16Really?
15:17That's because the rotation of the head is faster.
15:21The rotation of the head isn't fast.
15:23It's not fast at all.
15:25If you don't do that, it's even slower.
15:29Is that so?
15:31If you say it in the hospital, my head won't turn.
15:35If you don't do it.
15:37And it will fall off.
15:41Yes.
15:44By the way.
15:46I'm in Osaka.
15:48It's really slow.
15:50Yes.
15:52It's 2 or 3 o'clock.
15:54I bought a cane the other day.
15:56What?
15:58What do you mean?
16:00What are you doing?
16:02What are you doing?
16:04There's no one who picks it up recently.
16:06It's rare.
16:08So you can sleep?
16:12What do you mean?
16:14You mean you sleep too much?
16:16That's not it.
16:18I just bought it.
16:20That day, I really...
16:22That's amazing.
16:24It's really amazing.
16:26It's really amazing.
16:28It's really amazing.
16:30It's rare.
16:32It's rare.
16:34It's rare.
16:36It's rare.
16:38It's rare.
16:40What time did you do it?
16:42It's 4 o'clock.
16:44It's 2 o'clock.
16:46It's 2 o'clock.
16:48Don't say it seriously.
16:50It's not 4 o'clock.
16:52It's 2 o'clock.
16:54It's 12 o'clock.
16:56It's the first one.
16:58I'm really sorry.
17:00It's okay.
17:02It was terrible in the past.
17:04It was terrible in the past.
17:06It's okay.
17:08I can sleep.
17:10I can sleep well.
17:12I can sleep well.
17:14It's okay.
17:16It's okay.
17:18It's okay.
17:20It's okay.
17:22It's related to my hair.
17:24It's related to my hair.
17:26It's not good.
17:28It's not good.
17:30I don't know what to do.
17:32I don't know what to do.
17:34I'd have cut my hair on the spot.
17:36I'm going to cut off all of your hair.
17:39All of it.
17:40That's not good at all.
17:41What do you mean, not good at all?
17:44I'm going to cut off your head for 2,400,000 yen.
17:46That's not good at all.
17:47I can't cut it off for 2,400,000 yen.
17:53I'm late for my part-time job.
17:55I can't work.
17:57I'm often forced to sign contracts.
18:01You're that kind of person?
18:02Yes.
18:03I thought you were very strict.
18:07Not at all.
18:08I write a contract and say,
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11I'm late the next day.
18:14I was delivering rice balls.
18:18It's like a kabuki theater.
18:20In Nomiagai.
18:21In Shinsaibashi, Osaka.
18:22Soemon-cho.
18:23I was delivering rice balls in Soemon-cho.
18:25I went to a snack bar.
18:27I was delivering rice balls with both hands.
18:31I was close to my part-time job.
18:33When I was going to the snack bar,
18:35I saw Inada far away.
18:36I thought he was delivering rice balls.
18:38I don't know if he was a fighter.
18:40He was about 2 meters tall.
18:43He was surrounded by five people.
18:45He was like,
18:47Please stop.
18:51I was wondering what to do.
18:53He was carried by the biggest guy.
18:58He was carried by the biggest guy.
19:02He was like,
19:03Please stop.
19:05I was wondering what to do.
19:07He gave up.
19:08He said,
19:09I'm sorry.
19:10Please turn to the right at the next corner.
19:14He was like that.
19:16He's great.
19:17He's great.
19:18He has a solution.
19:19What's the mission?
19:20I want him to eat while it's warm.
19:23Freshly cut.
19:24Freshly cut is delicious.
19:25I want him to eat while it's warm.
19:26I want him to eat while it's warm.
19:27I want him to eat while it's warm.
19:30There was such a thing in the south.
19:33I was involved when I took a picture of Kawai.
19:36I was involved.
19:38When I came to Ikatsuin,
19:40I showed him the picture.
19:42I was wearing a mask.
19:43He said,
19:44Take a picture of me.
19:45I said,
19:46I'll take a picture of you.
19:48He said,
19:49That's great.
19:51He said,
19:52You're great.
19:53He was cool.
19:54He said,
19:55I can only take pictures of women.
19:56He said,
19:57Only Mr. Kenkoma can do this.
19:59I was in a good mood.
20:00When I took a few pictures,
20:01He said,
20:02Take a picture of me.
20:03I said,
20:04I can't take pictures of women.
20:05He said,
20:06Hey, you guys.
20:07I said,
20:08That's great.
20:10Kawai?
20:11I looked at Kawai's feet.
20:13I don't know what he's doing.
20:14Kawai?
20:15He was turning the other way with the momentum of putting on his bag.
20:24He's using centrifugal force.
20:26He's using centrifugal force to run away.
20:29That's not what I'm talking about.
20:31Today's guest was Einstein.
20:33Thank you very much.
20:46Mina is also innocent.
20:49Is that okay?
20:50Yes.
20:51Thank you very much.
21:06I said,
21:07Send me a picture of a woman.
21:09That's what I said.
21:10That's what I said.
21:11I didn't know that.
21:13You sent me a message on LINE.
21:15What are you doing, you idiot?
21:19I didn't do it.
21:20I didn't do it.
21:21I heard you were doing it.
21:24To whom?
21:26To whom?
21:27I didn't do it.
21:29I know one person who said he was doing it.
21:33Who?
21:34Tsuda.
21:35Tsuda?
21:37Who is Tsuda?
21:38Only Tsuda.
21:39I said,
21:40Do it, you idiot!
21:42I didn't do that.
21:45I didn't know Tsuda.
21:46Who else?
21:47Shimokuri Myojo.
21:50I just remembered it.
21:52You've been to the cyber world.
21:58You were split into 0 and 1.
22:00You want to be in a relationship again.