• yesterday

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00:00My girlfriend and I, we just got a cat, so I'm always bleeding, and I wanted a dog, but then my
00:06girlfriend was like, well then it wouldn't go to the bathroom where we breathe, and that was a good
00:10point. So we got a cat, and I work from home and have a cat. It is impossible to get anything done.
00:19People are like, working from home is just like working at the office. Really?
00:22At what office does your boss stick their hands under the doorway like this?
00:30How many co-workers have puked on your desk and left? I bought a lot of cat toys for my cat.
00:38Every cat toy I bought is under something. If I want to play with my cat, I got to get it
00:42underneath a thing. I throw it to my cat. She hits it right back underneath where I got it from
00:46and looks at me like, you get it. I get it. I throw it to her. She does it again. I'm playing fetch.
00:52I'm my cat's dog.