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00:00:00You didn't have to pick me up. I would have taken a cab.
00:00:16Oh, please. When have we not ever picked you up?
00:00:19It's no different this time. You're family, Jesse.
00:00:23You are skin and bones. Have you been eating food?
00:00:27I... well, I have... I have a brownie in my purse.
00:00:32Here you go.
00:00:34And we're stopping at the grocery on the way back. I am going to make you all your favorites.
00:00:39Be careful of this one. She can bake all right, but you will swell up like a tick.
00:00:47Oh, Liz! I was going to talk to that husband of yours about going over some of my taxes.
00:00:54Is he working over the holidays?
00:00:56At least until Christmas Eve.
00:00:58Oh, great. Oh, it's Jesse, isn't it?
00:01:01Yeah.
00:01:02Are you in town for Christmas?
00:01:03It wouldn't be the holidays without Jesse.
00:01:06And what of that son of yours? Is he too busy to come in and say hello?
00:01:10Actually, Sean is going to be in New York for Christmas this year, as you've probably heard.
00:01:17So are you two still together, or did he do you dirty like he did my Darlene?
00:01:23There's your ground round, Liz.
00:01:25Thank you, Stuart, and I will be back for my Christmas bird.
00:01:29Great. Oh, extra gravy on the side?
00:01:31Extra, extra gravy, please.
00:01:34Bye-bye.
00:01:35Give my best to Darlene.
00:01:37Oh, I will. Too bad Sean's not here to shove in his regards.
00:01:44Okay.
00:01:46Merry Christmas!
00:01:48Merry Christmas!
00:01:49What a whore, showing up here all by herself.
00:01:53Honestly, that is so desperate.
00:01:58Robert, dinner's ready.
00:02:02Whoa. I thought we were going to lay off the carbs until Christmas.
00:02:07It's a Plowman's.
00:02:09Plowman's is mostly bread.
00:02:12Eat or don't eat, Robert.
00:02:15So, how's work going?
00:02:17You know what? It's actually a little bit better now.
00:02:19I can take a couple days to work from home.
00:02:22His secretary retired, and the office has gotten awfully quiet.
00:02:25He really should give it up.
00:02:27Let's not be hasty.
00:02:29What I should be giving up is all this bread.
00:02:31He's always wished that Sean would come back and work with him.
00:02:34But I think we understand that Sean has bigger dreams outside of Ketcham, don't we?
00:02:40We do, but how's the Petco thing going for you?
00:02:43Oh, it's going, but, you know, I'm always open to a new path.
00:02:47Really?
00:02:49Well, as one who has hit the fork in the road and had to make path decisions,
00:02:53you will never know where it leads until you take it.
00:02:59That feels fairly obvious.
00:03:01Not exactly groundbreaking counsel, but undeniably accurate.
00:03:08Eat your plowman's, Robert.
00:03:16Bedtime snack.
00:03:17Oh, thank you so much, Liz.
00:03:20Jessie, I know it must feel strange to be here without Sean,
00:03:27and I maybe was selfish to ask you to come.
00:03:31No, it feels right to be here.
00:03:35It feels right to be here.
00:03:37The first time you came, you and Sean had only been together, what, four weeks?
00:03:42Three weeks, I think.
00:03:44And even then I knew you were a perfect fit for this family.
00:03:47I mean, who else would appreciate gnomes like I do?
00:03:51Exactly.
00:03:53I just want to say that I know that Sean can be very active and wild sexually,
00:04:08and I want you to know that that comes from my side of the family,
00:04:16and I really just wanted to apologize.
00:04:19I'm sorry.
00:04:21Thank you for sharing that with me.
00:04:24I didn't know that, but that makes sense.
00:04:28Okay, well, two or three cookies, and you'll have a good night's sleep.
00:04:32Jessie, I will see you in the morning for pancakes with Nutella.
00:04:37Mm, tea time.
00:04:41And I'm so glad you're here.
00:04:43There's no place like Gnome.
00:04:45I knew you'd get that.
00:04:48And if you're still hungry, there's some little cheese cubes in the fridge.
00:04:52Great.
00:04:55Oh, and tomorrow is Robert's morning, so we won't be downstairs till about 10.
00:05:03Get it, girl.
00:05:12Robert?
00:05:13Hmm?
00:05:14Where are you going? It's your morning.
00:05:16Yeah, I've got to get started on these lights.
00:05:19It's important that we stay connected during this busy holiday season.
00:05:24You're right, honey, and normally I would love to, but I've got so much to do.
00:05:29I want you to drop those lights and put on a good mindset and pull out your dick.
00:05:39It's your morning, Robert.
00:05:46Mm.
00:05:50This one is a recipe that Sean's cross-eyed grandmother used to make.
00:05:57Oh.
00:05:58Come fresh. That was the secret ingredient.
00:06:01There's probably some misspellings.
00:06:04Well, unfortunately, I have to go cut hair and do therapy, but don't worry about the stew.
00:06:10We can just stay on low until I get back.
00:06:12All right, how about I decorate the tree while you're at work?
00:06:14I would love that, but Robert's not back until late to go up in the attic and haul out the decorations.
00:06:21I would do it myself, but I don't like to.
00:06:25That's okay. I know where to find them.
00:06:27Okay. Have fun. Be careful.
00:06:30And if you get bored later, come on in for a blow-dry.
00:06:34On me.
00:06:36Thanks, Lucy.
00:06:39Hello?
00:06:43Oh, hey, there's a dog.
00:06:45Um, hello. Uh, come here, boy.
00:06:47I mean, girl, or whatever.
00:06:49Uh, do you want a cookie?
00:06:51Come here. Come on.
00:06:53Get away from him.
00:06:54Come here.
00:06:55Come here, dog.
00:06:56Come here, puppy.
00:06:57He prefers dinner before dessert.
00:06:59Oh, my.
00:07:00Hello. Um, is this your dog?
00:07:03At best friend's house.
00:07:05Um, is this your dog?
00:07:07At best friend's house.
00:07:09Rescued him when he was a pup.
00:07:10I named him after my second favorite explorer.
00:07:12Hey, Polo, come on.
00:07:14Leave that, Polo.
00:07:16I can't be mad at him.
00:07:17He's too gorgeous.
00:07:18Me too.
00:07:19It's my dog.
00:07:20I'll clean up after him.
00:07:21Well, I'll call Liz and Robert and tell them that you're here.
00:07:23Actually, you know, they don't know I'm coming.
00:07:26Yeah, I was just going to surprise them on my way to Mount Hood.
00:07:29Well, looks like I need to head into town to find a replacement for this ornament.
00:07:34And I suppose I'll have to guess at the ingredients for that stew.
00:07:37Oh, I know the recipe.
00:07:38I can help you with that.
00:07:40Well, if it doesn't dirty your dress, yeah, I'd appreciate it.
00:07:44No problem.
00:07:51Polo.
00:07:53Polo.
00:07:55Polo, go on.
00:07:56Come on.
00:07:57Come on, get back in the house.
00:07:58Sorry, it's kind of his spot.
00:08:00Come on, bud.
00:08:01I'm asking nice.
00:08:02Come on.
00:08:03Oh, good boy.
00:08:05That's his spot, usually.
00:08:07I'll be back soon.
00:08:10All right, so we have carrots, potatoes, celery, peas.
00:08:16Oh, we forgot the ground round.
00:08:18Oh, we better retie that string around her finger.
00:08:21Gotta have the meat.
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:23I'll be right back.
00:08:24Okay.
00:08:33Okay.
00:08:54Sorry it took so long.
00:08:56All right, decoration time.
00:08:58Let's go replace that ornament.
00:09:00I think the Christmas market is right around the corner.
00:09:02Well, let's do it.
00:09:03Besides, what's more fun than shopping and talking about absolutely nothing?
00:09:08So, Colorado, then?
00:09:10Yep, Mount Wilson.
00:09:11We got sun and snow.
00:09:13Best skiing around.
00:09:14You must ski all year.
00:09:16Nope, not once.
00:09:17I'm more of a facilitator.
00:09:19I operate a small travel agency.
00:09:22So what brings me joy is making other people's dreams come true.
00:09:26That's amazing.
00:09:27What about you?
00:09:28What appeals your potato?
00:09:31Well, I guess I really like photographing.
00:09:35Very nice, really.
00:09:37What kind of photos do you take?
00:09:39Really any different thing that catches my eye day to day.
00:09:44I take some family portraits, but that's really more of a hobby.
00:09:48Not much of a career path there.
00:09:50Well, who cares?
00:09:51It tickles your soul, right?
00:09:53That puts you way ahead of the game.
00:09:56So is the rest of your family joining us for the holiday?
00:10:00No, my pop asked when I was eight.
00:10:02Oh, sorry to hear that.
00:10:04And my stepdad, Skip, he takes my ma on a trip every Christmas.
00:10:09I think this year they're going to Alaska.
00:10:11Oh, very nice.
00:10:12Yeah, should be nice for them.
00:10:14When I was nine, he sat me down and he said,
00:10:16I'm never going to try to be your father, but I sure do love being romantic with your mother,
00:10:21so I'm going to take her on a trip every holiday so that I can get her alone
00:10:25and do stuff to her without any interruptions.
00:10:28I said, what kind of things?
00:10:29He said, rub on her and have her tug me and incorporate children's costumes,
00:10:34but in a more adult way.
00:10:36It may sound selfish, but that's what keeps the engine running.
00:10:42Anyway, of course, not too keen on it,
00:10:45but you also got to let people live the lives they want to live, right?
00:10:49Wow, that sounds awful and oddly specific,
00:10:54but I also know what it's like to have your family not invite you for the holidays.
00:11:00Here we are.
00:11:01Shall we?
00:11:03Oh, they got some talented hands in China.
00:11:05I was thinking the valley has been so great for outdoor activities,
00:11:08but forget what a killer art scene they got here, too.
00:11:11Funny, I've actually never done any outdoor activities here.
00:11:14Really?
00:11:15Sean never took you skiing or snowshoeing?
00:11:20How?
00:11:21How many times have you been to catch him?
00:11:23Let's see.
00:11:24Every Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Day,
00:11:30Mr. and Mrs. C's birthdays, their anniversaries, Labor Day,
00:11:34and, of course, my birthday.
00:11:36Ah, your mouth just sang the whole calendar.
00:11:39You know, whenever I come here to visit, I just couldn't get enough of the mountains.
00:11:43The sights, the smells, the snow.
00:11:46It all just felt right, you know?
00:11:48Come to think of it, I never could get Sean to come outside.
00:11:51He was always wanting to be inside playing Monopoly.
00:11:54And I'm not knocking Monopoly.
00:11:56I'd just personally rather be outside living than inside counting fake money, you know?
00:12:02I totally agree.
00:12:03Well, you have time for one more stop?
00:12:05Sure.
00:12:06All right. Thanks, Gertrude.
00:12:07You're welcome. Goodbye.
00:12:09Okay, so I'm having sex.
00:12:11I'm totally not connected.
00:12:13And I look up and I see this man, a beautiful man,
00:12:16gyrating on top of me.
00:12:18And I realize, Lloyd, he doesn't even know that my favorite band is Exposé.
00:12:22Oh.
00:12:23Yeah.
00:12:25I would rather not be in a relationship than be in one that I don't believe in.
00:12:30Well, honey, I say, in the long run, the only thing that matters is
00:12:36good hygiene and a man who won't knock on the door when you're drinking wine in the tub.
00:12:41Guess who?
00:12:42Oh!
00:12:43Oh!
00:12:44Oh.
00:12:45Christmas came early this year.
00:12:48Oh.
00:12:49There are them smells.
00:12:51Oh, you.
00:12:52And I see you met Jessie.
00:12:54Oh, yeah.
00:12:55Hi, David.
00:12:56Becky.
00:12:57I see you brought those lips.
00:12:59Oh, these old flappers?
00:13:01Yeah, babe.
00:13:02I had to.
00:13:03Oh, it's been a few years.
00:13:04You look great.
00:13:06You, too.
00:13:07Let me hug your neck.
00:13:08I want to be delicate there.
00:13:09Hey.
00:13:10So, are you staying for Christmas?
00:13:12Well, if Aunt Lizzie has room at the table.
00:13:14I don't want to assume.
00:13:15Well, I heard Sean's not coming in, so there's room for you.
00:13:19Francesca at the hobby shop told me that.
00:13:22Well, I'm delighted you're here.
00:13:24And there's always room at the table for you.
00:13:26Aunt Liz, I appreciate you so much.
00:13:28God, if you were two years younger, we'd have to try not to get pregnant.
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:35But God bless, Liz.
00:13:36I appreciate the invitation.
00:13:37Thank you so much.
00:13:38It's good to see you back.
00:13:39Good to see you.
00:13:40We've got some meat to stew.
00:13:41We'd better head out.
00:13:42I'll explain when you get home.
00:13:44It's looking good.
00:13:45All right.
00:13:46Bye, sweetie.
00:13:47Salvador, how are you?
00:13:49Hey, listen.
00:13:50News travels faster in small towns than fleas do in a dog pound.
00:13:54By this time tomorrow, everyone in town is going to know that I'm here and Sean's not.
00:13:57And we'll just move on to something new.
00:13:59You know?
00:14:00Thanks.
00:14:01Thank you so much.
00:14:02Oh, please.
00:14:05Thank you for helping me with this.
00:14:07Oh, it is my pleasure.
00:14:10This is fun.
00:14:11I live for this.
00:14:14Jessie, shoot me if I'm trespassing here, but, um, you know, I've kept one foot in the door of a relationship that's ended,
00:14:20and it just kind of prolongs everything, you know?
00:14:25That's not what I'm doing.
00:14:27I have a great time with the Campbells.
00:14:29And then the last time that we were here, Miss C took me antiquing, and boy, does she know how to haggle.
00:14:36I mean, I love antiquing, but she just takes it to another level.
00:14:40Oh, and on Thanksgiving, it was so funny.
00:14:43Mr. C tried to deep fry the turkey, but it ended up looking like Peking duck.
00:14:47So then we ended up having to order Chinese food.
00:14:49And then everybody had to make their own fortunes, and we all drew one.
00:14:52It was so much fun.
00:14:54It's pretty obvious you and the Campbells have a blast together.
00:14:56Oh, yeah.
00:14:57We have a great time.
00:14:59So, what about you?
00:15:01What happened with that relationship where you stayed too long?
00:15:04Well, it started with me moving to Bend, Oregon, taking a lower-paying job to be with her,
00:15:09and ended with her fornicating with my taekwondo instructor.
00:15:14Oh, my God.
00:15:16Don Alvarez.
00:15:17That's terrible.
00:15:20It was.
00:15:22We had a security camera on the front doorbell, and so I saw everything.
00:15:27I'm so sorry.
00:15:28Of course, I don't honor what he did, but I know he was gentle with her.
00:15:34It actually turned out to be a blessing.
00:15:37It just made me realize that no matter how joyful something starts, it always ends with hurt.
00:15:44I'm much happier now just hanging around with Polo here.
00:15:48I've got to say, Jessie, that tree's looking marvelous again.
00:15:52Oh, well, thank you.
00:15:53I can't take all the credit, though.
00:15:55David helped a little.
00:15:56A little?
00:15:57You know, David, maybe I could empower you to help me configure the lights for our show?
00:16:02Power me?
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04Is that a fancy way of asking me to do it?
00:16:06Yes, please.
00:16:07No, of course.
00:16:08I'd be happy if you won't go to all that.
00:16:09Oh, thank you.
00:16:10I didn't know y'all were still doing that light show.
00:16:12Oh, of course.
00:16:14It's the highlight of the Christmas party and a Campbell tradition.
00:16:17Speaking of traditions, there's also the wishing tree.
00:16:21Oh, yeah.
00:16:22I heard about this.
00:16:23It's supposed to be hidden in the valley somewhere, right?
00:16:25That's the one.
00:16:26And if you find it, you have to make a wish.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29But it will only come true if you never tell anyone where it is.
00:16:33Have you two ever found it?
00:16:37Maybe.
00:16:38What about you and Sean?
00:16:40We looked a lot, but no luck.
00:16:45Well, maybe this will be your lucky year.
00:16:57Oh.
00:16:59Kevin.
00:17:00Hi.
00:17:02Morning, pal.
00:17:04Oh.
00:17:05What's going on?
00:17:06Where are you taking me?
00:17:19That's nice and solid.
00:17:20Oh, God.
00:17:21You're all right.
00:17:22Okay.
00:17:23Come on, you got it.
00:17:24There you go.
00:17:25Give me that.
00:17:26All right.
00:17:27You got it.
00:17:28That's good.
00:17:29Yeah.
00:17:30I'm glad I came.
00:17:31I'm having so much fun.
00:17:32Well, a couple more steps and we'll get to the real pie crust.
00:17:35Here we are, drinking that view.
00:17:37Smooth going down.
00:17:39It's beautiful.
00:17:41I haven't done something this spontaneous in forever.
00:17:44Really?
00:17:45Well, what kind of stuff did you and Sean do?
00:17:47I mean, other than Monopoly.
00:17:48Well, we would, you know, do stuff like work out, spin class.
00:17:52Sometimes we would stay up late and binge watch a TV show.
00:17:56Then he'd always complain the next day that he didn't get enough sleep for his abs.
00:18:03Oh, no, man.
00:18:04Come on, you got to get my good side.
00:18:08Yeah, you're a natural.
00:18:11My mom loved Christmas.
00:18:14She died when I was eight.
00:18:15And when she was gone, so was the magic of the holiday.
00:18:20And when my dad remarried, he just wanted to throw away all the memories.
00:18:24And Christmas went with it.
00:18:26I never told Sean any of that.
00:18:28I guess I was too afraid that he would think I came with too many issues.
00:18:32I mean, he thinks I talk a lot.
00:18:34And I over-explain things.
00:18:36And I go on long tangents about nothing.
00:18:38And I'm too sensitive.
00:18:40I cry too much.
00:18:42I don't put away things correctly.
00:18:45But everyone has their thing.
00:18:48Oh, yeah.
00:18:49Everybody's got a little dirt under their nails.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:54I find that most people think their dreams can't be reality.
00:18:57And more often than not, all you need to do is just reach out and grab them.
00:19:01They're right in front of you.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:04Wait up.
00:19:05Are you coming?
00:19:06Okay.
00:19:07Hold on.
00:19:08Cheers to grabbing it.
00:19:11All right.
00:19:12To grabbing it.
00:19:19Hey, bud.
00:19:21What are you doing out here?
00:19:23Hey, you listen.
00:19:25A little time apart.
00:19:26Letting loved ones be individuals.
00:19:28That makes getting together all the more joyous.
00:19:30I am so sorry.
00:19:31I was just leaving and Polo just ran out.
00:19:33Oh, hey, Bex.
00:19:34Hi.
00:19:35I made you a pie.
00:19:36I left it on the counter.
00:19:37Well, that is mighty nice of you.
00:19:39Now, what flavors should my mouth be expecting?
00:19:41Peach.
00:19:42And then I spice things up a little bit with some red ginseng, ginkgo biloba, tribulus, and just a pinch of vodka.
00:19:51Never heard of any of those, but I trust you.
00:19:53They're very stimulating flavors.
00:19:55Yeah.
00:19:56It's stimulating my memory.
00:19:58Growing up, I never could get enough of your sweets, Becky.
00:20:01Remember when we were kids?
00:20:03You bought that box of cookies for me, and I threw my whole cookie jar at you?
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:10Up in your treehouse.
00:20:11In my tree.
00:20:12Man, if those treehouse walls could talk.
00:20:14Oof.
00:20:16That brings up a pretty good memory file with smells and warmth and tastes and...
00:20:23Consent?
00:20:24Well, not on my end.
00:20:28Well, Jessie and I should probably get inside and help with the, uh...
00:20:32Lights.
00:20:33For the show.
00:20:34Hi.
00:20:35Have you been standing here the whole time?
00:20:38Hello.
00:20:39Yes.
00:20:40Well, anyway, I want you to stop by the bakery later on Main Street,
00:20:44because I want to hear what you thought of that pie.
00:20:46Oh, I will indeed.
00:20:47Okay.
00:20:48Yeah, thanks again.
00:20:49Nice to see you.
00:20:50So good to see you.
00:20:52What was that all about?
00:20:54Oh, just childhood memories.
00:20:56I see.
00:20:57She's nice.
00:21:00Oh, that's why I never ended up going.
00:21:04How was skating?
00:21:05Oh, it was really great.
00:21:07It's been a while since I've been on skates, but I got my legs back.
00:21:10Yeah, well, you'd never have known it.
00:21:12Robert used to flood the yard when Sean was younger.
00:21:15Did Becky ever come over and skate?
00:21:17Only when David was in town.
00:21:20And then she would be here day and night.
00:21:22I'm surprised she didn't get frostbite in that skating costume she wore.
00:21:26Well, no, she did.
00:21:28Yeah, yeah, she got it pretty bad in some places.
00:21:31So Becky and David were...
00:21:33Friends.
00:21:34Just friends.
00:21:37Saved by the bell.
00:21:41Sean, sweetie.
00:21:45It's so good to hear from you.
00:21:47Oh, you just got to New York.
00:21:49Great.
00:21:50Well, you should probably get settled.
00:21:51You've got a big day tomorrow.
00:21:53Okay, Sean.
00:21:55Dad and I miss you.
00:21:57And best of luck on the interview.
00:22:01How is he?
00:22:06Jesse, because he's been traveling,
00:22:09I haven't had a chance to tell Sean that you're here.
00:22:22I hope Jesse's having a good time.
00:22:25Oh, relax.
00:22:26She's fine.
00:22:27They're having fun.
00:22:28Yeah?
00:22:30Now, unwind and take a sip of this.
00:22:34It's lots of grape soda,
00:22:37healthy dose of cough syrup,
00:22:39topped off by hard candy.
00:22:41It makes the perfect glass of purple drink.
00:22:45Liz, I really just want to get some rest, go to sleep.
00:22:48Right.
00:22:49And a serving of S'Zerp will make you feel really good.
00:22:54It'll put you right to sleep.
00:22:56Is this safe?
00:22:58So let's just enjoy the moment.
00:23:00Have a nice glass of lean together.
00:23:03Cheers.
00:23:28Hello.
00:23:30You didn't sleep either?
00:23:34Ah.
00:23:36Go on.
00:23:44Oh, wow.
00:23:46Yeah.
00:23:47Yeah, way more cough syrup at the moment than grape soda.
00:23:51It's very full-bodied.
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:54I like that it's not oaky.
00:23:57You know, the hard candy is now bringing out the texture of the grape soda.
00:24:01Plus it gets you high.
00:24:03Mm-hmm.
00:24:09Hello?
00:24:11Hello?
00:24:13Now, if I were to order this in the future,
00:24:17would it be purple drink or S'Zerp or lean?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22They'll know what you mean.
00:24:24I know.
00:24:26I know.
00:24:27Maybe I shouldn't have come.
00:24:30I mean, Sean doesn't even know that I'm here.
00:24:34Maybe David is right.
00:24:36Maybe I am keeping one foot in the door.
00:24:42Both feet, actually.
00:24:46Sorry.
00:24:47I didn't want to scare you again.
00:24:51Working on Aunt Liz's shortbread cookies?
00:24:53Mm-hmm.
00:24:55Those candy cherries?
00:24:57Man, those are my poison.
00:24:59She sends me a tin every year.
00:25:02She sent me the recipe.
00:25:04You're kidding me.
00:25:05She told me that was top secret.
00:25:07It is.
00:25:09We really are like family.
00:25:14You know, when my ex and I broke up,
00:25:16at first I thought I was missing her,
00:25:18and then I realized I was just kind of missing plain littered dog.
00:25:24So I went to the shelter and got Polo here.
00:25:27Really?
00:25:28Right, buddy?
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:32Maybe you did come back to keep one foot in the door.
00:25:35Or maybe you just like sharing recipes,
00:25:38hanging out with family.
00:25:55Robert, we have to get going.
00:25:59Well, don't you look nice for the dance.
00:26:04Well, that's the pot calling the kettle gorgeous.
00:26:08Yeah, Polo picked it out.
00:26:10It's my finest threads.
00:26:11That wrangler butt of yours is driving me nuts.
00:26:14Careful, Aunt Liz.
00:26:16You weren't blood related.
00:26:18I'm not blood related.
00:26:21Careful, Aunt Liz.
00:26:22You weren't blood related.
00:26:24That type of talk will get you straight kissed.
00:26:27You know, it's very nice of you spending time with Jessie.
00:26:31I was worried about her with Sean not here.
00:26:34She's fun to be around.
00:26:36I really like spending time with her.
00:26:38Yeah, I've been enjoying myself.
00:26:40I'm looking forward to going to the dance with her.
00:26:43Aunt Liz, can you shut off the main breaker, please?
00:26:46I'll take care of it.
00:26:47No, don't be silly.
00:26:48You and Jessie get going to the dance.
00:26:50I will go and figure out what a breaker is.
00:26:53Oh, I can't let you do...
00:26:55It's okay.
00:27:00Hey.
00:27:04Is that too much?
00:27:05Oh.
00:27:08No, not at all.
00:27:10You look real nice.
00:27:12You look like a disco ball made sweet love to a shooting star.
00:27:18Like a diamond exploded.
00:27:23I believe that jumpsuit will jumpstart the whole dance.
00:27:29Oh, oh, no, no, Polo.
00:27:31Oh, no, no, no, that...
00:27:33Polo, come on.
00:27:34It's very gracious of you, Polo, to sit in the back seat, but...
00:27:37Sorry, you still can't come, buddy.
00:27:39Sorry, Polo, human folk just aren't there yet.
00:27:41Come on. Come on, Polo.
00:27:43Yeah.
00:27:44All right.
00:27:45Bye, Polo.
00:27:46All right.
00:27:48Bye.
00:27:57Hello.
00:27:58From the Spiked Bowl.
00:27:59Of course.
00:28:01Oh, isn't that Becky?
00:28:03Sweet Becky Ackerman.
00:28:05I see she did her own hair tonight.
00:28:10May I have this dance with the most beautiful woman in the room?
00:28:14Honestly, Robert, that line is 30 years old.
00:28:18But it still works.
00:28:22Come on, a little friction and fantasy, my dear.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:37Look.
00:28:38Oh, how tacky.
00:28:40She looks like a giant fishing lure.
00:28:43Well, we know what she's after, don't we, Darlene?
00:28:46Mm-hmm.
00:28:54Pardon me, one second.
00:28:58Hey, you doing all right?
00:29:00I thought you said we were going to be old news.
00:29:04Oh, yeah.
00:29:07Hey, let's dance.
00:29:08Give him something to really chew on.
00:29:10I love it.
00:29:11All right.
00:29:13Oh!
00:29:14Come on.
00:29:15Hey.
00:29:17Hey.
00:29:18You got moves.
00:29:19Well, you're easy to lead.
00:29:21You?
00:29:22Oh.
00:29:23May I cut in?
00:29:26Sorry, Beck.
00:29:27Actually, I asked Jessie here to dance, and she kindly said yes.
00:29:31So call me old-fashioned, but I'm a one-partner type of guy.
00:29:35Oh.
00:29:36Okay, well, I understand.
00:29:39All right, good.
00:29:40No disrespect.
00:29:41No.
00:29:42Old-fashioned.
00:29:43Have a good night.
00:29:44Bye, Mickey.
00:29:48I don't know.
00:29:49I think he might want a little bit more treehouse time with you.
00:29:53Oh, that was a long time ago.
00:29:55And it was nothing, really.
00:29:57Nothing.
00:29:58It was just a kiss.
00:29:59Must have been some kiss.
00:30:02Must have been.
00:30:04Oh, now she is trying to bang Sean's cousin.
00:30:08Oh, that is so low.
00:30:10Oh, oh, oh, indeed.
00:30:13We are dealing with a top-shelf Christmas slut.
00:30:34Oh, man.
00:30:35Look at that.
00:30:36I could see someone who has always wanted to drop down onto fresh powder,
00:30:40cut in a path through uncharted territory.
00:30:43Just them, the wind, the sky, and their emotions.
00:30:48You'd have me sold.
00:30:50You kidding?
00:30:51Them glossy pictures are the selling.
00:30:53Ah, you got quite an eye.
00:30:56Two of them, actually.
00:30:58You ever think about doing this picture stuff in a salaried, non-amateur kind of way?
00:31:02I'm talking bank account stuff.
00:31:04Do you mean take pictures as a full-time job?
00:31:08Mm-hmm.
00:31:09Oh, I would love to.
00:31:11I've just never really considered it.
00:31:15Sorry.
00:31:16In the way.
00:31:17Jesse!
00:31:18Any chance that you're going into town today?
00:31:21Robert, I'm not going to let you down.
00:31:24Jesse, any chance that you're going into town today?
00:31:27Robert left both of his reading glasses here,
00:31:31and without them, he will only be able to find his lunch by smell.
00:31:35I'll drop them off, Aunt Liz.
00:31:36No.
00:31:37I need you here to go up on the roof and do that man work that you're so good at.
00:31:41Otherwise, Robert will come home,
00:31:43and he will try to go up on the roof by himself and put up that showstopper and tweak his sciatica.
00:31:49Don't worry about it, Mrs. C.
00:31:51I'll bring the glasses.
00:31:54Okay.
00:31:59Well, have fun on the roof.
00:32:08Knock, knock.
00:32:09Oh.
00:32:10Mr. C., I brought your reading glasses.
00:32:12Ah, great.
00:32:14You are such a lifesaver.
00:32:15You're right.
00:32:16It does seem a little bit more quiet in here now.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19Yeah, probably more space than I actually need anymore.
00:32:23I should maybe think about setting up shop in the back of the drugstore again.
00:32:26In the drugstore, really?
00:32:28Yeah.
00:32:29When I was first starting out, I realized people love to talk about what ails them,
00:32:33and I thought, oh, this is a good segue into talking about managing their finances.
00:32:38And let me tell you, it worked.
00:32:41I learned everything there is to know about everyone in this town,
00:32:45all from the back of that little drugstore, despite what my father said.
00:32:50What did your father say?
00:32:52That it wasn't practical to start into business on my own,
00:32:57that I should stay and work on the farm like I was incapable of thinking work,
00:33:02like I was some stupid fuck.
00:33:06You know, I love the old man, and he definitely motivated me,
00:33:10but sometimes you just have to go for it.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:20A hat.
00:33:22Santa's hat.
00:33:23Elf's hat.
00:33:24No, Scrooge.
00:33:25Oh, the Grinch.
00:33:26The Grinch.
00:33:27Yeah.
00:33:28The Grinch is all mixed up.
00:33:29Oh, come on.
00:33:30Wow.
00:33:31I can't believe you got that.
00:33:32That's amazing.
00:33:34All right.
00:33:35No pressure, but let's get this one so I don't get dog-talked all night long.
00:33:39Okay.
00:33:40I got you, Robert, so I'm guessing.
00:33:41You're guessing.
00:33:42All right.
00:33:43Let's go.
00:33:44You got this, Uncle Robert.
00:33:46Waves.
00:33:47Chicken hand.
00:33:50Smoking hand.
00:33:51Fire.
00:33:52Fire.
00:33:53Bonfire.
00:33:54Fire.
00:33:55Little sparks.
00:33:56Heat.
00:33:57You want to touch the flame, but you can't because you know it's going to burn you.
00:34:00Scar tissue from previous relationships.
00:34:02Are you blind?
00:34:03Balls.
00:34:04Hot balls.
00:34:05Balls.
00:34:06Testicles.
00:34:07Chestnuts.
00:34:08Roasting on an open fire.
00:34:10Sean?
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:12Surprise.
00:34:13Surprise, everybody.
00:34:14Sweetheart.
00:34:15Yes, my...
00:34:16Jessie.
00:34:17What are you doing here?
00:34:20I invited her.
00:34:22If you're upset, be upset with me.
00:34:25I will remember that.
00:34:28Do you want to have a little chat, maybe?
00:34:31Talk in private?
00:34:33Yeah.
00:34:34I can have a private chat.
00:34:36Jessie, what the fuck?
00:34:39I don't want to be excited about this.
00:34:40I can understand if you're a little upset.
00:34:42I mean, upset?
00:34:43It's not even that...
00:34:44I mean, I guess I'm a little bit upset, but frankly, I'm just surprised.
00:34:47I mean, I'm shocked that I'm seeing you right now.
00:34:51I mean, help me understand this a little bit.
00:34:53So, you got invited here.
00:34:54Obviously, you wanted to come and, what, have some Christmas carves with my mom?
00:34:58What?
00:34:59Yeah.
00:35:00Yeah, that's exactly what I wanted.
00:35:02Okay.
00:35:03Well, I can appreciate that, but let's walk the dog out just a little bit farther on this
00:35:08because I don't see how it plays out.
00:35:11So, what, this is an annual thing now?
00:35:14Because in one to three years, I'm likely going to be dating somebody else,
00:35:17and I'm going to bring her home for the holidays.
00:35:19I don't know where you fit into that.
00:35:21What, you stick around and take our Christmas card photos?
00:35:24That sounds mean.
00:35:26I don't mean it to be, but I don't see how this ends well.
00:35:30I love Christmas.
00:35:34You know that.
00:35:35Yeah.
00:35:37And I didn't have anywhere else to go.
00:35:41And I don't even have enough money to buy another plane ticket out of here two days before Christmas.
00:35:46So, yeah, I guess I should have kept walking the dog on that.
00:35:53Well, I mean, I don't want you to leave now.
00:35:55You don't?
00:35:56No.
00:35:57I mean, the drama that this would cause?
00:35:59Absolutely not.
00:36:00It would ruin everybody's holiday.
00:36:03We don't want to burden everybody with this, right?
00:36:06Yeah, I agree.
00:36:08Great.
00:36:09Okay.
00:36:10Deal.
00:36:11Well, I don't know.
00:36:12I guess I'm just now wondering, like, the last lingering issue is, like,
00:36:15could we just have one last really enjoyable holiday together?
00:36:21Yeah.
00:36:22I mean, that's – I don't understand what you mean.
00:36:24What I mean is, is it weird that I just want to kiss you right now?
00:36:29Sean, we are broken up.
00:36:30You broke up with me.
00:36:32I did, and I think the good thing about that is that the pressure is off.
00:36:36You know, we didn't make sense, but what's wrong with a little bit of fun?
00:36:40Don't you think that would complicate things?
00:36:43I can't imagine that it would.
00:36:45I mean, I don't have all the answers,
00:36:47but all I know is that I cannot stop getting stared at by this fella right here,
00:36:53who's got the red nose and the rock-hard ears.
00:36:56He's looking at me, and he's going, what does Sean want for Christmas?
00:36:59You know, his words, not mine.
00:37:01I can just read it on his face.
00:37:05Well, I need some time to think about it.
00:37:10If you say so.
00:37:14I'm just going to put these in the dishwasher and head to bed.
00:37:17So anyway, the interview was aces.
00:37:19Turns out this guy also does body sculpt, same as me.
00:37:22X1, same as me.
00:37:24I should be X2, but my sensei died on the way to the ceremony.
00:37:28Hit and run.
00:37:29It's actually a really funny story.
00:37:30But don't worry about it.
00:37:32Bottom line, I'm moving on to the next round of interviews, guaranteed.
00:37:35They were loving it.
00:37:36Job in the bag.
00:37:37Fantastic.
00:37:39When you talk about sculpting the body, what medium are they working in?
00:37:42Clay?
00:37:43What are we talking about?
00:37:44No, no, I mean mine.
00:37:45We're talking...
00:37:46Human flesh.
00:37:47Oh, yeah.
00:37:48Tip to tape.
00:37:49Silly old me just goes outside and swings an axe.
00:37:51What do I know?
00:37:52And you do this in a facility?
00:37:54You make it sound like it's a mental asylum.
00:37:56Well, it's late.
00:37:58You should all go to bed.
00:37:59I guess I'll be heading out then.
00:38:01Peace out.
00:38:02Absolutely not.
00:38:03You will stay here.
00:38:04No, no, no.
00:38:05I don't want to cramp anyone's space.
00:38:06Don't be ridiculous.
00:38:07You can sleep in Sean's room.
00:38:08Well, I mean, I could lay my head down for a little bit if it's not stepping on toes.
00:38:13Lay it down.
00:38:14Move it around.
00:38:15Who gives a crap?
00:38:16Stick around.
00:38:17That's fantastic.
00:38:18Let me get my hands on your neck.
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Thank you, Sean.
00:38:21I love you.
00:38:22Thank you for all the love and hospitality.
00:38:23What the...
00:38:24What was that?
00:38:25Looks like he's got chapstick on my neck.
00:38:31Hey.
00:38:32Hey.
00:38:33I was just going to floss.
00:38:34Yeah, please go ahead.
00:38:35Go first.
00:38:36I'm not even tired.
00:38:37I got to wee-wee first if that's cool.
00:38:38Long day.
00:38:39I'm exhausted.
00:38:41Hey, dibs on my bed, by the way.
00:38:43I shouldn't have to say that.
00:38:48Um, I hope you have a good night.
00:38:50You too.
00:38:51I hope you have a good night.
00:38:53Looks like I'm going to get more than I bargained for in here, so I'd scurry.
00:39:00I just think that the most important thing that I could probably say...
00:39:04Hey, are you guys...
00:39:05How long is this going to take?
00:39:06Because I might be a while in here and I'm not digging any of this.
00:39:19Hey, D-Train, you want to do me a favor?
00:39:21Run downstairs and grab me a book of matches.
00:39:29I'm not going to go in there for a while.
00:39:31That's smart.
00:39:32Probably.
00:39:36Robert?
00:39:37What are you doing?
00:39:39Oh, I'm a little stressed.
00:39:41I want to slip out and take a hitch.
00:39:45Well, thank you for being honest, but oh, Robert.
00:39:48You've been off of it for a whole year.
00:39:50Yeah, but I will quit right after Christmas.
00:39:53Promise?
00:39:54Yeah, sure.
00:39:55Make it official.
00:39:58I promise that I will stop huffing paint right after Christmas.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04I appreciate your honesty.
00:40:06Enjoy.
00:40:08And come back nice and hazy.
00:40:09I'm going to blindfold you and we're going to play a game where you try to guess what you're touching.
00:40:14Perfect.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:31Dude, I can't sleep with a dog in here.
00:40:33Yeah, he always sleeps by my side.
00:40:35Yeah, well, what the fuck?
00:40:37A dog in the bedroom?
00:40:38I mean, I usually wake up with a nice big bowling pin in my pants, but that ain't going to happen if this little mud is in here, okay?
00:40:44I'm sneezing like crazy.
00:40:45Maybe the dog sleeps outside.
00:40:47Well, he won't be able to sleep away from me.
00:40:49Yeah, well, I can't sleep with him in here.
00:40:53All right.
00:40:54We'll hit the couch.
00:40:55Yeah?
00:40:56Come on, buddy.
00:40:57Come on, Polo.
00:40:58Let's go.
00:40:59Yeah, yeah.
00:41:00Actually, it's a good call because the couch is actually a lot better than this dumb old air mattress.
00:41:04You just upgraded it, I swear.
00:41:17Polo.
00:41:18Hey.
00:41:21Polo.
00:41:23Hey, buddy.
00:41:24Polo.
00:41:49Okay.
00:41:55So, I have everybody's stocking except David's.
00:42:00Oh, well, that makes two of us.
00:42:02Well, you've got to get one, and you have to have your first name and last initial stitched on it.
00:42:08And, Sean, I need you to get yours from the attic.
00:42:11I'm on it.
00:42:12Hey, Dad, you going into Ketchum and doing some responsible accounting?
00:42:17Yes, sir, I am.
00:42:18It beats sitting here shuffling muffins down my throat all day.
00:42:22Well, we can't have that.
00:42:24Mind if I tag along with you for a pepperoni?
00:42:27I would love that.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:30Ever since Shirley went into rehab, the place has gone to hell.
00:42:33Sweet.
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35Not sweet, but good she's getting help.
00:42:38Jessie, this smelled bad, but it tastes good.
00:42:43I'm going to need the recipe.
00:42:46No problem.
00:42:47Well, I'm off to the mop shop.
00:42:51I guess I'll stop at the deli for dinner.
00:42:54I'll have it if you want.
00:42:55I can take care of dinner.
00:42:56Oh, you're lifesavers.
00:42:58So, I'll see everybody later, and, oh, got to carve out 13 minutes for our special tub time, Robert.
00:43:05Next day on the uptime tape.
00:43:08Well, it's Wednesday, right?
00:43:09Already?
00:43:10See you later.
00:43:11Thanks for everything, Annalise.
00:43:13Okay, those numbers are not going to crunch themselves.
00:43:16Here you go.
00:43:18I know you like your fruit in the morning.
00:43:20Yes, fruit and any other kind of sweet treat.
00:43:25All right.
00:43:26Oh, do you have any other plans for yourself today besides just picking up dinner?
00:43:29I was going to take out my camera and shoot some pictures.
00:43:32That's wonderful.
00:43:33Well, keep it primed, stay in the zone, and I'm off like a prom dress.
00:43:39What I've actually seen is there's only one car.
00:43:42I hear tell there's a valley off Route 40 that's supposed to be stunning.
00:43:46I could drop you off there to capture some of your camera magic and go to the Christmas market,
00:43:51grab the stocking, quickly embroider my name and last initial, hit the deli,
00:43:56then swim back and pick you up on my way back.
00:43:59If you're offering me a ride, that's great.
00:44:02I'll take great for an answer.
00:44:03Great.
00:44:05What's up, beef?
00:44:07Two things need for the folks, peanut butter, crunchy one-ply toilet paper,
00:44:12grape soda, and cough syrup, family size if you have it.
00:44:16Oh, and do you know where I could get some lingerie around here?
00:44:20Something, you know, with like the sort of clear plastic like revealing plates
00:44:25and the, you know, sort of something high cut, you know, 80s style.
00:44:29Buying it for a special lady?
00:44:31Yeah, a little present from my mom.
00:44:38This valley is spectacular.
00:44:41Yeah.
00:44:42Well, I'll be back in a little bit to pick you up.
00:44:45You good?
00:44:46Yeah, I'm good.
00:44:48I mean, it was a little crazy that Sean showed up, right?
00:44:50I mean, at first I was awkward, but then we connected and came together.
00:44:57Oh, whatever winds you watch, just hope everything turns out the way you wish.
00:45:03Polo, let's go.
00:45:05Polo, come on, let's go.
00:45:07Where is he?
00:45:08Oh, he probably got the sense of something.
00:45:10He'll be back.
00:45:11Polo, Polo, come on.
00:45:15He usually comes when I call him.
00:45:18Oh, there's his tracks.
00:45:20Oh, hell.
00:45:21Polo, Polo.
00:45:24Dad, she nearly died 10 years ago.
00:45:27This place is a fucking disaster.
00:45:28Not dead.
00:45:29She's in rehab and it's only been a month.
00:45:32I'm happy to throw on some rubber gloves and a hazmat suit
00:45:35and help you make sense of this mess if you want.
00:45:37Okay, you go ahead and organize everything.
00:45:41I will go over to the post office and mail some returns.
00:45:45Pony Express isn't coming through today?
00:45:47You know you can file those online, right, Dad?
00:45:49Yeah, I like to mail things.
00:45:51I'm going to take a bath later, so maybe we could, you know,
00:45:53boil some water over a cauldron and we can take it out of this water cooler
00:45:56that you bought during the fucking Harding administration.
00:45:59All right, I'll be back.
00:46:00All right.
00:46:01Jeez.
00:46:10Hello, Mr. Campbell.
00:46:12Becky Ackerman.
00:46:15Hi, Sean.
00:46:17I heard that you weren't coming home for Christmas.
00:46:20Well, plans change.
00:46:21What, did you have an appointment to see the old man?
00:46:23I just need to file my first year end.
00:46:25Hmm.
00:46:26Becky's Bakery.
00:46:27It's my very own business now.
00:46:28That's pretty impressive.
00:46:29Yeah, he just popped down to the post office for a bit,
00:46:31but I'm happy to look over whatever you want, up and down.
00:46:34Oh.
00:46:35Well, okay.
00:46:36I just need him to file because I already got my hands dirty
00:46:39printing all the numbers.
00:46:41Hmm.
00:46:42I applied all of my online custom orders as a separate contract,
00:46:46lowered my overall growth by 10%.
00:46:50You did all this yourself?
00:46:51I did.
00:46:52I like getting my hands on things, working it, like numbers.
00:46:59Almost as much as I love baking.
00:47:01Hmm.
00:47:03Wow.
00:47:04Well, I can't believe these numbers are for a startup.
00:47:08That's incredible.
00:47:10You know, it is a real skill to be able to grow something bigger
00:47:13than maintain it.
00:47:15I like watching things grow, especially profits.
00:47:18You know, you should come by and check it out.
00:47:20I made a fresh batch of eggnog macaroons,
00:47:23if you have an appetite for that kind of thing.
00:47:26Might just have to take you up on that.
00:47:28Consider it a formal invitation.
00:47:38She's horny as fuck.
00:47:40Bobo!
00:47:42Hey, buddy, come on!
00:47:44Bobo!
00:47:45Oh, hey.
00:47:46His tracks are over here.
00:47:48He must have got this sent to something real special.
00:47:51Somebody's having a hard time getting out of his mind.
00:47:54Bobo!
00:47:55I got to find him.
00:47:59Whoa.
00:48:00Is that the wishing tree?
00:48:02It's got to be.
00:48:10I can't believe we found it.
00:48:14I was just in the middle of nowhere.
00:48:17This is wild.
00:48:19I told you it could be your lucky year.
00:48:22Well, now what?
00:48:24Well, I think we make a wish.
00:48:27You got one?
00:48:29I wouldn't trust a man who didn't.
00:48:31Me neither.
00:48:33All right, on three.
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36One.
00:48:38Two.
00:48:39Three.
00:48:47Good?
00:48:48Very good.
00:48:49You?
00:48:50Yeah.
00:48:51All right.
00:48:53There you are, you little rascal.
00:48:56Here you are.
00:48:57What were you doing?
00:48:59Bolo!
00:49:00Well, let's go find your stocking.
00:49:03After you.
00:49:04After Polo.
00:49:05Come on.
00:49:06Come on, buddy.
00:49:11Oh, man, they are going to be mighty buffalo that we found it.
00:49:15I don't think they should be too surprised.
00:49:17We do have a knack for seeking out the extraordinary.
00:49:20I mean, look at the stocking.
00:49:22That's true.
00:49:23Look at that.
00:49:27Is that Sean?
00:49:29I reckon it is.
00:49:31Oh, should we say hi?
00:49:33Let's do it.
00:49:38I cannot believe how good these are.
00:49:40These are igniting my mouth.
00:49:43You know, looking at you, I would never have guessed that you had such a sweet tooth.
00:49:46You know, that's right.
00:49:48I do.
00:49:49Hey, you have a sweet tooth?
00:49:51No way.
00:49:52Who knew?
00:49:53Jessie, have you been to Becky's shop?
00:49:55No, I haven't.
00:49:56Oh, it's beautiful.
00:49:58I mean, it is insane.
00:50:01This business has really gone places.
00:50:02I'm talking branding, franchising.
00:50:04That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:50:06Hey, David.
00:50:07Hey.
00:50:08Did you get your mouth around my Nanaimo?
00:50:09I sure did, and it was finger licking, as always.
00:50:13My mouth can't get enough of your tasty treats, Becky.
00:50:15You know that.
00:50:16I tried it, too, and it was delicious.
00:50:18Oh, yeah.
00:50:19Listen, we should probably get going, grab some stuff from the deli.
00:50:22Shawn, I don't know if you need a ride, or you're going to hang here with Mrs. Tastes Good.
00:50:25Tastes Good.
00:50:26That is an apt nickname.
00:50:28But, no, I think I'll finish Dad's stuff back at the house.
00:50:31So, yeah, I'll hitch a ride.
00:50:33Not to be a greedy Gary, but could I just wrap my mouth around one more of these, like, for the ride home?
00:50:40You can wrap your mouth around all of them.
00:50:42Get out.
00:50:43Take the whole box, please.
00:50:44The whole box?
00:50:45Take it, please.
00:50:46The whole box?
00:50:47Success.
00:50:48Okay.
00:50:50Later, Becky.
00:50:51Bye, you guys.
00:50:52See you.
00:50:53Hey, Becky.
00:50:54Yep.
00:50:55Bye-bye.
00:50:56I'll see you, Becky.
00:50:57Bye.
00:50:58Snowball.
00:50:59Bye, Becky.
00:51:00Bye, Becky.
00:51:01Okay, well, before we dig in, I'd like to just say a few words.
00:51:12Dear Lord, thank you for bringing the whole family together on this most blessed holiday.
00:51:20Amen.
00:51:21Amen.
00:51:22I know you guys are not going to believe this, but today David and I found the wishing tree.
00:51:27What?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29Get the fuck out of here.
00:51:30We can never find that thing.
00:51:31I know.
00:51:32Well, actually, it had more to do with fate than luck.
00:51:34Polo led us right to it.
00:51:36How about that?
00:51:37Okay, so, where is it?
00:51:40What'd you wish for?
00:51:41You know I can't tell you that.
00:51:43Yeah, nice one.
00:51:44What'd you wish for?
00:51:45Sean, you know the rules.
00:51:48Uh, I do, but it's horse shit.
00:51:50You don't believe this stuff, do you?
00:51:51Of course I do.
00:51:53Uh, okay, fine.
00:51:55Never you mind.
00:51:56David, out with it, pal.
00:51:58Don't look at me, man.
00:51:59I want my wish to come true.
00:52:01You guys are about as lame as a two-legged dog.
00:52:04All right, fine.
00:52:05Wishes are secrets, apparently.
00:52:07News flash to moi.
00:52:09Either way, I did want to, on a sincere note, raise a glass and just say a couple of words.
00:52:16I've been killing it recently.
00:52:18This past year has been an embarrassment of financial success, sexual adventures,
00:52:26and the year ahead is going to be probably twice that.
00:52:30I have all the skills, charisma, and talent in the world,
00:52:34and it's all just sort of coalescing at one time in a really amazing,
00:52:38scary way, frankly.
00:52:39I'm not sure what to do with it, but thanks to me, I guess.
00:52:43And, you know, that's without finding the wishing tree,
00:52:45so God forbid I ever do find it.
00:52:48Game over.
00:52:49And I'm very glad you're here.
00:52:52Thanks.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:54Cheers.
00:52:55Cheers.
00:52:56Okay, sweetie.
00:52:57Well said.
00:53:01You never really did settle down in a town with, like, a job, did you?
00:53:06No, I never did chain myself to a paycheck.
00:53:09I guess I was too fond of having the sun on my face and the wind on my back.
00:53:13Well, I'm going to go upstairs and upload some photos.
00:53:17You've been taking a lot of pics since you got here?
00:53:19Yeah, I have.
00:53:20It's been really inspiring.
00:53:21It's great here.
00:53:22Oh, they're amazing.
00:53:23Really, truly.
00:53:25Well, it sounds like you guys have been on quite the adventure,
00:53:27and I'm just glad you came away unscathed, Jessie.
00:53:31Great.
00:53:32My buns have been roasting by this open fire,
00:53:35so I'm going to turn in for the night.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:38Good night.
00:53:39Well, night.
00:53:40Night.
00:53:43Anyway, I'm glad she's excited about it,
00:53:45but this nature photography shit, there's no future in that.
00:53:49Well, you know, actually, Sean,
00:53:51I was thinking about asking you to shoot some photos for my brochure.
00:53:55I think those pictures could really help sell the experience for my clients.
00:53:59You say brochure in a funny way,
00:54:01but I could see that.
00:54:03You say catalog?
00:54:04No, it's just you.
00:54:05You don't say brochure?
00:54:07Brochure.
00:54:08What are you saying?
00:54:09That's right.
00:54:12So how about you?
00:54:13You trying to get into some big city firm, right?
00:54:16Eh, maybe.
00:54:17I'm thinking about it.
00:54:18I mean, this firm wants me so fucking bad I can taste it,
00:54:21but, you know, I don't know.
00:54:23You want to be a small fish in a big pond,
00:54:25big fish in a small pond.
00:54:26It's the old question, right?
00:54:28As long as I'm near any pond, I'm happy, right?
00:54:30That's not the point.
00:54:31The point is my dad knows all of his clients personally, you know?
00:54:34That's nice.
00:54:35You know, like Becky.
00:54:38Yeah.
00:54:40Kind of makes you think.
00:54:44Right.
00:54:50Think about Becky.
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:56Yeah.
00:54:57Becky.
00:54:59Becky.
00:55:03Mm.
00:55:08Mm.
00:55:10Mm.
00:55:14What rhymes with Christmas tree?
00:55:17I don't know.
00:55:19Time to hum.
00:55:21Okay, that doesn't rhyme at all.
00:55:25It does now.
00:55:32Hey, Mrs. C.
00:55:33Where are you off to?
00:55:34Wendy McManus tried to straighten her own hair,
00:55:37and now it's dry.
00:55:39I have to go perform a Christmas miracle.
00:55:42Could you finish stitching David's name on his stocking?
00:55:46Of course.
00:55:47And Sean is at his father's office all day.
00:55:50Catch you at dinner.
00:55:51You bet.
00:55:52I'll start on the finger foods for the party.
00:55:53Okay.
00:56:06Ow.
00:56:09Ow.
00:56:13What?
00:56:17You okay?
00:56:18Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:56:20Yeah, I just poked myself.
00:56:23I know Aunt Liz used to keep a bunch of band-aids in that drawer.
00:56:28You should know.
00:56:29Yep.
00:56:30I went through a ton of them every visit.
00:56:32That's very surprising.
00:56:35Give me that finger.
00:56:38You didn't do this on my behalf, I hope.
00:56:41No.
00:56:42You know, Mrs. C., everyone's stocking has to have their name.
00:56:48And the last initial.
00:56:50Exactly.
00:56:52I sincerely appreciate the effort.
00:56:54Anything for Christmas.
00:57:00You know, Jessie, I want to talk to you about some work stuff.
00:57:06Hi.
00:57:08Hey.
00:57:09Hey.
00:57:10I heard you were at your dad's office again today.
00:57:13Yeah, it's nice in there, you know, quiet.
00:57:17Why, should we take a trip around the old boardwalk?
00:57:19Yeah, let's do that.
00:57:21Jessie?
00:57:22Sounds good to me.
00:57:23It'll be fun.
00:57:25Oh, I'll get that.
00:57:29Hey, Becky, nice to see you.
00:57:32Is Sean here?
00:57:33I stopped by the office.
00:57:35Hi, Becky.
00:57:36Hi, Sean.
00:57:37I just finished filing your taxes.
00:57:38Well, I appreciate that.
00:57:40It's actually why I'm here, to properly thank you.
00:57:43Aw.
00:57:44I made you and your family, of course.
00:57:47This Christmas cake.
00:57:50It's so little warm.
00:57:52Wow.
00:57:53And probably sticky on the inside.
00:57:57Well, that's my favorite.
00:57:59Well, looks and it smells great.
00:58:03Hey, you're not in too big of a rush, are you?
00:58:05We were just about to sit down and play some Napoli.
00:58:07No, no rush here.
00:58:09I love Napoli.
00:58:10You do?
00:58:11I do.
00:58:12Come with me.
00:58:14Mm-hmm.
00:58:21Hmm.
00:58:24Oh, darn.
00:58:26And that is going to cost you 1,500 biggins.
00:58:28Oops.
00:58:29Oh.
00:58:30Yep.
00:58:31I am cleaned out.
00:58:33I'll lend you some money.
00:58:34Keep the gig up.
00:58:35Hey, nope.
00:58:36That ain't how it works, hoss.
00:58:37Sorry.
00:58:38You're done.
00:58:39Damn.
00:58:40All right.
00:58:41Becky, your turn.
00:58:42Is that me?
00:58:43It's coming at me.
00:58:44And remember, all of Jesse's hotels are now up for auction.
00:58:47Um, I have a proposition for you.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:49Would you like to trade me Pacific Avenue for Vermont?
00:58:55Yes.
00:58:56Really?
00:58:57Yes.
00:58:58Okay.
00:58:59This works out well for all parties involved.
00:59:00Goodness me.
00:59:01All parties are happy.
00:59:02With some wonderful side action.
00:59:03David, it is your roll.
00:59:04Great.
00:59:05But snake eyes will cost you everything you've got.
00:59:07Oh, they will.
00:59:08Be careful.
00:59:09No pressure.
00:59:10Here we go.
00:59:11Leggy roll.
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:13Oh, you're out of there.
00:59:15Pack up your shit and get out of here.
00:59:18Oh, that's a bummer.
00:59:20All right.
00:59:21Well, that was fun.
00:59:22That was a lot of fun.
00:59:23Indeedly.
00:59:24Okay.
00:59:25Well, looks like there are just two people left playing Napoli.
00:59:30Berkshire Hathaway?
00:59:31Ooh.
00:59:32You scared?
00:59:33I'm not sure I am.
00:59:34You know, I can't remember the last time I actually lost at that game.
00:59:37You're a formidable opponent.
00:59:39You too.
00:59:41Bye, Sean.
00:59:42Night, Becky.
00:59:43Bye, Becky.
00:59:44Bye.
00:59:45Oh, well, tomorrow is a big day, so when your dad comes down from the roof,
00:59:51tell him that I'm going to bed.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:54Good night, Sean.
00:59:55I'm so glad you made it home.
00:59:57You too.
00:59:58Night, Mama.
00:59:59Good night, Aunt Liz.
01:00:00Good night.
01:00:01Good night, you too.
01:00:02I'm going to see if Uncle Rob needs a hand on the roof.
01:00:04Perfect.
01:00:05So, Jesse, so did you want a slice of cake?
01:00:09Or maybe you want to just sneak up to the bedroom
01:00:12and get something straight between us?
01:00:14Actually, I'm kind of tired,
01:00:18and it's going to be a big day tomorrow with the party and everything,
01:00:21so I'm just going to turn in.
01:00:23Okay.
01:00:24Well, us hanging out might help you sleep a little bit better.
01:00:27I'm sure it would, but we'll just talk tomorrow.
01:00:31Okay.
01:00:32Okay?
01:00:33Sounds like a plan.
01:00:35Good night.
01:00:36Good night.
01:00:37Good night.
01:00:48Hey, Uncle Rob.
01:00:49Ah, one more night and then it's showtime.
01:00:53Oh, boy.
01:00:54You need a hand here?
01:00:55Yeah, these bowls are giving me problems.
01:00:58Oh, I got it.
01:00:59You've done enough.
01:01:00You're damn right I have.
01:01:02I footed the bill for this entire holiday,
01:01:05and the way my wife cooks, that's not exactly cheap.
01:01:08Hell, I could have taken a solo Disney cruise next year.
01:01:14Yeah.
01:01:15Well, I'll see you in the morning.
01:01:17Oh, hey.
01:01:18Hey.
01:01:19All right.
01:01:20Sleep tight, big dog.
01:01:21Thank you, sir.
01:01:22Wow, not bad.
01:01:25You need a hand with this stuff?
01:01:26Oh, no, that's okay.
01:01:28I got it.
01:01:29Okay, cool.
01:01:30So you talk to Jesse about taking those photos for you?
01:01:34No, no, not yet.
01:01:36Good.
01:01:37Yeah, I wouldn't.
01:01:38I'm actually starting to think about maybe making a run with her long-term here in Ketchum.
01:01:44Really?
01:01:45You know, plus I got the family business I could fall into with Paparoni.
01:01:49It's the perfect parachute.
01:01:50You know what I'm talking about?
01:01:52Rather than just being a number in the city, making a name for myself here in Ketchum.
01:01:56Could be a good life.
01:01:58I mean, she loves Ketchum, you know?
01:02:00Plus, I think she'd be a really good stay-at-home mom.
01:02:03Right.
01:02:04I mean, she loves the scenery.
01:02:06Look around.
01:02:07Look at all these mountains.
01:02:08Beautiful.
01:02:09She could get photos of all this shit.
01:02:10Fresh air, the smells.
01:02:11She could stay sharp by taking photos of our sessions.
01:02:15What type of sessions?
01:02:16Sex.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Oh, I see.
01:02:19Yeah.
01:02:20Nothing on a hard drive.
01:02:21I don't want any, you know, evidence.
01:02:23Have you talked to Jesse about this?
01:02:26Dude, I broke up with her, and she's here spending Christmas with my family.
01:02:31I think it's a yes from her.
01:02:33All right, well, good luck, cousin.
01:02:36You sure you got all that?
01:02:39Yeah, no, I'm good.
01:02:40I got it.
01:02:41Cool.
01:02:42Hey, big night tomorrow.
01:02:43Party.
01:02:44Yep, can't wait.
01:02:46Light show.
01:02:47Can't wait.
01:02:57All right, no toothpicks.
01:02:59And we need more of these.
01:03:02Oh, hey.
01:03:03Hey.
01:03:04Hi.
01:03:05I'm actually starting to enjoy bumping into you like this.
01:03:09Where's Polo?
01:03:10Oh, he's upstairs.
01:03:11Just trying to keep him away from all this temptation.
01:03:15It's a pretty great turnout.
01:03:17Oh, yeah.
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:19It sure is.
01:03:20Do you want to come in?
01:03:21Sure.
01:03:22It's a pretty great turnout.
01:03:23Oh, yeah.
01:03:24Yeah.
01:03:25It sure is.
01:03:26Do you want a Mrs. C's cheese puff?
01:03:28It's a new recipe.
01:03:29I think she really nailed it.
01:03:30Who knew that mayonnaise and bacon would go on a cheese puff?
01:03:33I didn't.
01:03:34There's one left.
01:03:35Do you want it?
01:03:36No, thank you.
01:03:37I'm good.
01:03:39Hey, is everything okay?
01:03:43Yeah, just cheese balls weren't on the menu for me tonight.
01:03:48If something is bothering you, then it's better to just say it, you know, than not.
01:04:01Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Merry Christmas.
01:04:05Could I have your attention for a moment now?
01:04:08Oh, thank you, Liz.
01:04:10I've got an announcement to make, please.
01:04:13Starting in the new year, Campbell Accounting is going to acquire a brand-new partner,
01:04:19and I think you'll be able to cook your books just as well as I have over all these years.
01:04:26And his name is Mr. Sean Campbell.
01:04:31Why, that's my name.
01:04:32That's weird.
01:04:34Yes, thank you, Dad.
01:04:36Good to be a partner, and, you know, I'm going to cook them the best I can.
01:04:40Let's take the government for everything it's got, okay?
01:04:43But really, let's all get super fucked up.
01:04:46Leave your keys in the ball and your inhibitions in the backyard.
01:04:50Let's do this up and celebrate.
01:04:52Merry, merry.
01:04:54Look at that.
01:05:13Jessie, hey.
01:05:15I was trying to connect with you before to give you the news myself, but, you know, the old man just got so excited.
01:05:19He looked over the moon.
01:05:21I mean, you've made him very proud.
01:05:23I didn't mean any of this, but since I got home, it's just felt so right, you know?
01:05:26I'm very happy for you.
01:05:28Well, I mean, the plan is for us to be happy together.
01:05:32Look, you love Ketchum, and you love my family, and then the partnership with my dad,
01:05:36and everything's just falling into place like it's meant to be.
01:05:39Yeah, I guess.
01:05:41Look, I don't want to rush this moment too much, but I do want to get to the good stuff,
01:05:46by which I mean me having sex with you, you know?
01:05:50Look, I want you in every room in this house.
01:05:52Oh, uh, there's a lot of rooms in this house.
01:05:55Doesn't that sound wonderful?
01:05:57Do you feel what's going on there?
01:05:59I do.
01:06:01That is about as hard as a penis gets.
01:06:06I'm throbbing.
01:06:09Oh, okay.
01:06:12I, um, wow, I just need a second to process.
01:06:17This is all happening very fast.
01:06:19Yeah, okay, I get it.
01:06:21Think about it, and while you're doing that, maybe we could process this hard-on, you know?
01:06:25We made it together, after all.
01:06:27I just need, like, a little time to think about it for a second.
01:06:32Yeah, all right, well, don't think about it too much.
01:06:34I mean, I've got sub-10% body fat and my own business, so a lot of options.
01:06:41Oh, I think it's time for the light show.
01:06:44All right, everyone.
01:06:47Lizzie and I are thrilled to once again be sharing this most special time of the year
01:06:53with all of you, our family and friends.
01:06:57Lizzie, the honors, please.
01:07:00with all of you, our family and friends.
01:07:03Give her the business, Rob.
01:07:04Ha ha ha, yeah.
01:07:06Lizzie, the honors, please.
01:07:07I know, buddy, this is you and me, you and me, you and me, you and me, you and me, you
01:07:36and me.
01:08:06Mornin'! Mornin', Sunshine.
01:08:13Oh, no, I'm okay. A little early in the morning for me, but thank you.
01:08:18No worries. I'm just having fun. It's the holidays.
01:08:22Might have a tall boy with lunch.
01:08:25So, Sean had some pretty exciting news last night.
01:08:34Yeah, yeah, he sure did.
01:08:36Well, I am not surprised that he decided to work with his father and start a life here.
01:08:42Do you remember that magical metaphor I told you about before?
01:08:46About taking the path less traveled?
01:08:50Mm, mm-hmm. Like the Robert Frost metaphor.
01:08:54Who's that?
01:08:56Robert Frost, the poet.
01:08:59Well, I'm not talking about poems, Jessie. I am talking about life.
01:09:05And sometimes in life, there's a fork in the road.
01:09:11Yeah, yeah, I think he was talking about that as well.
01:09:15Well, for me, as it applied to my life, I could either take the path that was safe and established,
01:09:23or I could take the one that was less traveled.
01:09:27The one that was following my heart.
01:09:31And for me, that made all the difference.
01:09:38And I want you to know that whichever path you take, I support it.
01:09:47Thank you, Mrs. C. That means a lot.
01:09:50Come here, Jessie.
01:10:01Ah, perfect. I've been trying to get inside those wee little underpants all day.
01:10:07Sean, Sean, hey, hey, can I, can I, hey, can you just let me talk, Sean?
01:10:12What?
01:10:13Can I just have a minute?
01:10:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk, we'll talk.
01:10:16Good idea, we'll connect mentally, you know, got a good intimacy lather going, nice and soapy.
01:10:22Before we get to the good stuff, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's preheat the oven,
01:10:27let's breathe deep and make that connection happen.
01:10:31I'm all ears, what do you want to, oh, this ought to light your wick.
01:10:35How about we talk about what color we can paint the baby's room.
01:10:42I'm thinking maybe an aqua until we reveal the gender.
01:10:46Honestly, I do not want to move forward and start a life with you.
01:10:52Wait, what are you talking about?
01:10:55Sean, when you broke up with me, you told me that one day I would look back
01:10:59and I would realize that us going our separate ways was for the best, you know, right?
01:11:03I said that? No, Jessie.
01:11:05We're very different, we're different and we like different things.
01:11:09You like playing Monopoly and everything is a competition
01:11:14and I like, I don't know, taking pictures of flowers
01:11:20and I don't run everything through a filter of how can I brand this and make money.
01:11:26Yeah, I never understood that about you.
01:11:28And you're going to be here working with your dad and being with your family
01:11:33and I'm, I'm so excited for you.
01:11:36But that's the right next chapter for your life.
01:11:41But it's not mine.
01:11:46Then I knew my words would come back to bite me in the ass.
01:11:50I guess this means you'll be taking that job working with David.
01:11:54What job working with David?
01:11:56The job taking pictures.
01:11:59David wants us to work together?
01:12:03Whoops, maybe I wasn't supposed to say anything.
01:12:07Sorry, I just assumed that you not wanting to move forward with me was because of him.
01:12:15And I'm not stupid, Jessie.
01:12:17I can see how well you two get along and have all kinds of stuff in common.
01:12:22And the truth is he's a really great guy.
01:12:26Very poor, but a great guy.
01:12:32I love you.
01:12:50I'm sorry.
01:12:51I'm not going to make Christmas after all.
01:12:54Happy holidays.
01:13:02Happy holidays.
01:13:20Got the supplies, Polo.
01:13:22Next stop, Boise.
01:13:33Just a quarter after one, I'm all alone
01:13:37Quiet. What's the matter?
01:13:40Oh, buddy, come on. You should have gone before we left.
01:13:47All right, make it quick, buddy.
01:13:50Not too far now.
01:13:53Polo!
01:13:54Hey, not...
01:13:59Polo!
01:14:02Polo!
01:14:20I guess some wishes just expire.
01:14:30Polo?
01:14:33Polo, come here.
01:14:35Hey, what are you doing here?
01:14:37Hey, Polo!
01:14:43Hey.
01:14:45Hey.
01:14:47Polo ran off.
01:14:49Thought he was chasing a squirrel.
01:14:52David, listen.
01:14:56I need to tell you this.
01:14:59When Sean walked through that door, my heart wasn't happy to see him.
01:15:04Obviously, your lips were.
01:15:07What are you talking about?
01:15:09Jessie, come on. Don't make me say it.
01:15:13I saw you two kissing last night.
01:15:16Okay, that's why you asked.
01:15:18David, you saw him kiss me, but I wasn't kissing him back.
01:15:22Hey, Jessie, don't stand here and...
01:15:24David, listen to me.
01:15:26When I first got here, I was very confused.
01:15:28And Sean came home, and he was all horned up.
01:15:31And I actually felt really guilty about being here in the first place.
01:15:34But ultimately, it...
01:15:37It reaffirmed what my heart already knew.
01:15:41That I was falling in love with you.
01:15:45Just a few short days ago, I was standing in front of this tree.
01:15:51And I made a Christmas wish.
01:15:54And I'm kind of hoping it still comes true.
01:16:00Well, that's funny.
01:16:03Because I made a wish, too.
01:16:16And that was it.
01:16:19All right, I'll see you later.
01:16:24I'm just kidding.
01:16:42Oh, please. He's not here to buy cake.
01:16:45We know what that beaver hound's after.
01:16:50Wow, look at you coming inside my shop.
01:16:57Well, I decided that I would, and I never pull out.
01:17:01So here I am.
01:17:03And good golly, it is warm and tight in here.
01:17:07Hopefully it still smells fresh, as well, this late in the afternoon.
01:17:13Never fresher.
01:17:15And I already know the taste is out of this world.
01:17:18Do you come by for a little taste good?
01:17:23No, I had something in mind that might last a little bit longer than that.
01:17:28You dodged a bullet, Darlene.
01:17:32Although, I wouldn't mind getting a peek at that magic ding-a-ling.
01:17:36See what all the fuss is about.
01:17:48Oh, lots of people around.
01:17:53Oh, baby, please don't go.
01:17:57Don't you let me down.
01:18:01I'll get us all.
01:18:05Such a happy sound.
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