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Demon Performance Record (降妖功德簿)
The film is based on folklore stories, integrating fantasy, humor and love. It is full of freshness. It is mainly about the fact that the Big Dipper, the great god of the Big Dipper, was shackled by the Tianzhu, and was robbed by forty-seven. Heaven has given its ‘goods and deeds’ to let it travel through the world and to reproduce the stories of the people. Marshal of the canopy (Wang Yikai) heroic and boundless mana boundless, commanding 800,000 water troops, waving 'nine-toothed nails' and the evil beasts for three days and three nights, will eventually defeat the odds, win a total victory, but one The victory of the field made the captain of the canopy arrogant and indecent, drunken and arched the Jade Emperor Bull Palace, and the Jade Emperor furiously expelled the captain of the canopy from the heavens and fallen into the mortal world.
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00:01:20Tianpeng, you are a god, but you have broken the eight rules of heaven.
00:01:26I will banish you from the mortal world,
00:01:29enter the world to cultivate and accumulate merits.
00:01:33The grace of heaven is great.
00:01:35When you have accumulated merits,
00:01:37you must return to the heaven.
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00:04:01I heard that you are a god,
00:04:04you let me go,
00:04:06let me serve you well,
00:04:08let you enjoy the heaven,
00:04:10what do you think?
00:04:16Unfortunately, I just came down from the sky.
00:04:30Ah!
00:04:33Ah!
00:04:36Humph!
00:04:59Ah!
00:05:02Humph!
00:05:05Humph!
00:05:08Ah!
00:05:12Humph!
00:05:17Ah!
00:05:22Humph!
00:05:26Ah!
00:05:30I hope you enjoy it and I'll see you tomorrow.
00:05:33Bye.
00:05:34Okay, see you tomorrow then.
00:05:36See you tomorrow.
00:05:37It's really a difficult life.
00:05:39We need to find a way to get by.
00:05:42Let's go.
00:05:43How about you, Zhang?
00:05:44I am not sure about this.
00:05:47Maybe you should go to Zhang.
00:05:50How come?
00:05:51He does not have a job.
00:05:52Let's just follow the zones.
00:05:53I am not sure about this.
00:05:54I also think I am not suitable for this.
00:05:55Why?
00:05:56Do you have a boyfriend?
00:05:57I do not.
00:05:58I'll take you home.
00:05:59I'm coming!
00:06:03Great!
00:06:04I got it, too!
00:06:06Let's go.
00:06:10Did you spend all your money on this?
00:06:12Let's go home!
00:06:14Hurry up!
00:06:16Let's play another round.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19I'll beat you to death if you don't play for three days.
00:06:21Let's go home!
00:06:23What kind of game is this?
00:06:25Where are we going?
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:36It stinks.
00:06:48Go buy something to eat.
00:06:52Miss,
00:06:53let's not pity this kind of person.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:06:57Are you okay?
00:07:00Let me do it.
00:07:02You're so rude!
00:07:04Do you want to die?
00:07:05Forget it.
00:07:06He didn't do it on purpose.
00:07:09Take it.
00:07:10Thank you, uncle.
00:07:11Let's go.
00:07:13Let's go.
00:07:22Everyone, come and have a look!
00:07:24Come and have a look!
00:07:26Don't come near!
00:07:28Be careful of the monster!
00:07:33Everyone,
00:07:34please be quiet.
00:07:35There have been a lot of monsters lately.
00:07:37They are all monsters' relatives.
00:07:40But it doesn't matter.
00:07:41As long as I
00:07:42develop the spirit of the royal family
00:07:44and dare to use my god's name
00:07:45to save the people from suffering.
00:07:47Great!
00:07:48Great!
00:07:50I'll go up the mountain
00:07:51and catch this monster.
00:07:53Great!
00:07:55Isn't this the land?
00:08:16Thank you, god.
00:08:18How can you be so miserable?
00:08:21How can you be caught by a monster?
00:08:24Master,
00:08:26I want to ask you a question.
00:08:32You don't know?
00:08:34I don't know what's going on lately.
00:08:36There are a lot of monsters
00:08:37on the mountain under my control.
00:08:39Huang Daoji
00:08:40is the master of catching monsters nearby.
00:08:42I don't know
00:08:43what formation he has set up.
00:08:44So
00:08:45I was caught.
00:08:47You're so suspicious.
00:08:49It's a long story.
00:09:00I can't use magic in front of the monsters.
00:09:02Retreat!
00:09:04Monster, run!
00:09:08Monster, run!
00:09:11Stand up!
00:09:13Monster, run!
00:09:20Hit him!
00:09:22Hit him!
00:09:23Don't be afraid!
00:09:28Stand up!
00:09:30Hit him!
00:09:33Hit him!
00:09:36Hit him!
00:09:37Be quiet!
00:09:43Look where you're going!
00:09:46Come here!
00:09:47What are you doing?
00:09:49Come here, you rascal!
00:09:50Come here!
00:09:51No, no!
00:09:52Monster!
00:09:53Monster!
00:09:55There's a monster!
00:09:56There's a monster!
00:09:57It's so ugly!
00:09:58It must be a big one!
00:09:59It's so ugly!
00:10:00There's a monster!
00:10:03There must be a monster!
00:10:19Monster!
00:10:20Monster!
00:10:21Monster!
00:10:22Monster!
00:10:23Monster!
00:10:24Monster!
00:10:25Monster!
00:10:26Monster!
00:10:27Monster!
00:10:28Monster!
00:10:29Monster!
00:10:30Monster!
00:10:31Monster!
00:10:32Monster!
00:10:33Monster!
00:10:34Monster!
00:10:35Monster!
00:10:36Monster!
00:10:37Monster!
00:10:38Monster!
00:10:39Monster!
00:10:40Monster!
00:10:41Monster!
00:10:42Monster!
00:10:43Monster!
00:10:44Monster!
00:10:45Monster!
00:10:46Monster!
00:10:47Monster!
00:10:49Hey!
00:10:50It's pretty lively.
00:10:53Add me in.
00:11:10What a mess.
00:11:13A mess.
00:11:15Hong.
00:11:18A few hundred years ago,
00:11:20you used the Nine Heavens Fire to burn my wings.
00:11:26Now, you've come to me yourself.
00:11:30I'm going to skin you alive.
00:11:42It's him.
00:11:43What?
00:12:13He's here.
00:12:14He's here.
00:12:15He's here.
00:12:16He's here.
00:12:17He's here.
00:12:18He's here.
00:12:19He's here.
00:12:20He's here.
00:12:24How is a normal mortal so powerful?
00:12:28Huh?
00:12:32Huh?
00:12:36Wait.
00:12:39Huh?
00:12:40Huh?
00:12:42Oh, God.
00:12:57Please have mercy.
00:13:27I'm sorry.
00:13:28I'm sorry.
00:13:29I'm sorry.
00:13:30I'm sorry.
00:13:31I'm sorry.
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00:13:52I'm sorry.
00:13:53I'm sorry.
00:13:54I'm sorry.
00:13:55I'm sorry.
00:13:56I'm sorry.
00:14:22I will never let you go.
00:14:24Let's go.
00:14:40We still can't find Miss.
00:14:41Master!
00:14:44Master!
00:14:46Master!
00:14:47Did you find her?
00:14:48No, I didn't.
00:14:50If you didn't find her, why did you come back?
00:14:52Why did you come back?
00:14:54Go find her!
00:14:56Yes, Master.
00:14:58My daughter!
00:15:22Ah!
00:15:29Ah!
00:15:31Who are you?
00:15:32Why are you here?
00:15:33Where are you from?
00:15:53I'm from the same village as you.
00:15:55I'm from the same village as you.
00:15:58Change your clothes!
00:16:00Change my clothes?
00:16:03I think you are a pervert.
00:16:11I know you.
00:16:13You are the beggar.
00:16:23Look at this.
00:16:25It's not bad.
00:16:27It's not bad.
00:16:29It's not bad.
00:16:32This one.
00:16:33It's comfortable to touch.
00:16:34Yes, but it's a little old-fashioned.
00:16:35Look at this.
00:16:37This yellow one is good.
00:16:50Here you are.
00:16:53Take it.
00:17:00Let me see.
00:17:03This is for you.
00:17:11No.
00:17:13You...
00:17:14You love it more than I do.
00:17:18Take it yourself.
00:17:19It's not easy.
00:17:21I told you to take it.
00:17:23Yes.
00:17:24Here you are.
00:17:26Put it on.
00:17:27Put it on.
00:17:39This one is good.
00:17:47If I give you something, you give it to others.
00:17:49You give it to others.
00:17:53No.
00:17:58I'm talking to you.
00:18:01What are you doing?
00:18:04Don't pretend to be dead.
00:18:05Get up.
00:18:06Yuan.
00:18:07Yuan.
00:18:09Come out.
00:18:12Tell me clearly.
00:18:14Why is my hard-earned merit
00:18:16empty?
00:18:19Are you going to arrest me?
00:18:21The Ministry of Works has 49 volumes.
00:18:24You only have one volume.
00:18:27I have been collecting one volume
00:18:29for such a long time.
00:18:3249 volumes.
00:18:35When can I go back to Tianning?
00:18:37Tianpeng.
00:18:38It's the biggest difficulty for the emperor
00:18:40to give you a chance to make up for your mistakes.
00:18:43The purpose of cultivating merits is to do good
00:18:45rather than for the interests of the people.
00:18:47If you want to increase your merits
00:18:49with the intention of cultivating merits,
00:18:51the purpose is to do good
00:18:53rather than for the interests of the people.
00:19:17Isn't it just 49 volumes?
00:19:21It's just.
00:19:29It's all your bad luck.
00:19:34What are you doing here?
00:19:36This is my home.
00:19:38Of course I'm here.
00:19:40What are you going to do in the middle of the night?
00:19:48I'm just enjoying the moon.
00:19:50No, that...
00:19:51Go and wash it for me.
00:19:56I don't need to take a bath, do I?
00:19:59I can't take a bath.
00:20:01Why can't you take a bath?
00:20:03Smell yourself.
00:20:05Your whole body is smelly.
00:20:07No way.
00:20:17If you follow me,
00:20:19you have to follow my rules.
00:20:23Why are you standing there?
00:20:25Go.
00:20:26Don't be shy, sir.
00:20:28What are you doing?
00:20:29Let me go.
00:20:32Go.
00:20:47Go.
00:21:17Go.
00:21:28Do you have that?
00:21:30I don't accept guests.
00:21:32You go.
00:21:33If you take me,
00:21:34I won't be a guest.
00:21:37How much money do you have?
00:21:38Advertisement?
00:21:47You look like a guest.
00:21:49But you are possessed by a monster.
00:21:51May I ask
00:21:53what kind of monster is it?
00:21:56You are the one who is possessed by a monster.
00:21:58What nonsense are you talking about?
00:22:00Do you have any good stuff?
00:22:01Show me.
00:22:02You are really an expert.
00:22:06This is the Sky Ring.
00:22:07It can destroy all the three Tai Chi.
00:22:09Sky Ring?
00:22:12You are a little stingy.
00:22:14Why am I stingy?
00:22:15Because I found it.
00:22:16Don't interrupt.
00:22:17I met Nezha three Tai Chi that day.
00:22:20We love each other so much.
00:22:23So we exchanged love tokens.
00:22:25Nezha's taste is so strong now.
00:22:28I can't hide it from you.
00:22:32It's a big package.
00:22:34It's owned by Lord Totali.
00:22:36If you want it, you have to pay me.
00:22:39I stole it from Lord Totali
00:22:41when he was bathing in the river.
00:22:43It's 200 taels.
00:22:45I won't buy it.
00:22:48Does Lord Totali love bathing so much now?
00:22:53Isn't it the Seven Fairies' business to bathe?
00:22:55You are really stingy.
00:22:59Seven Fairies want to use the leather.
00:23:01As the saying goes,
00:23:02the Seven Fairies want the leather.
00:23:04If you want it, you have the chance.
00:23:06If you don't want it,
00:23:07I will ask you whether you want it or not.
00:23:09Someone is taking medicine.
00:23:11Let's go and have a look.
00:23:12Which way?
00:23:15Sir, do you want it or not?
00:23:37Sir, what are you doing?
00:23:40They had dinner a few days ago.
00:23:42After dinner,
00:23:43the man seemed to want to take a bath.
00:23:45When the woman added water,
00:23:47I don't know what happened.
00:23:48The man turned into blood.
00:23:50Anyway, this is very suspicious.
00:23:51He found me a five-year-old.
00:23:52How many generations?
00:23:55Two hundred and fifty generations.
00:23:57Yes, two hundred and fifty.
00:24:12Benevolence of Heaven, Benevolence of Earth, Benevolence of Mountain, Benevolence of Heaven.
00:24:36Benevolence of Heaven, Benevolence of Earth, Benevolence of Mountain...
00:24:37Between Tartars.
00:24:38Each assassin will 27 Pattaya.
00:24:40Thank you, Lord Yama.
00:24:46Master, I'm scared.
00:24:49It's okay.
00:24:51I'm in the middle of a mission.
00:24:53I can't do anything wrong.
00:24:55It's just a problem.
00:25:01Master, it's a bully.
00:25:06Master is master, bully is bully.
00:25:09Don't make a mess.
00:25:15Huang Li.
00:25:16Master.
00:25:20This thing is not as simple as you think.
00:25:23It has three nostrils.
00:25:25It can't be cleaned.
00:25:27It's poisonous.
00:25:28When people are poisoned,
00:25:30they can't sleep.
00:25:31In a short time,
00:25:32it will turn into blood and disappear.
00:25:36But don't worry.
00:25:38When I go up the mountain and seal it,
00:25:41you will have no freedom.
00:25:46Master.
00:25:50You have worked hard.
00:25:52How can I accept it?
00:25:55Master, just take it.
00:25:57Then I'll take it.
00:26:01Huang Li.
00:26:02Pack up.
00:26:03Go.
00:26:06Come.
00:26:09Okay.
00:26:10After three days,
00:26:11come to this place.
00:26:12Burn this animal.
00:26:15Three days?
00:26:17Master.
00:26:18Three days.
00:26:19Who will come in three days?
00:26:21Nonsense.
00:26:22Burn the bully.
00:26:23I have to do it myself.
00:26:25It's me again.
00:26:27Go.
00:26:29Huang Li, be careful.
00:26:31Don't let the master worry so much, okay?
00:26:34Be careful.
00:26:36I know, master.
00:26:41Master.
00:26:43When did you teach me
00:26:44how to deal with the carp?
00:26:46You should have learned it earlier.
00:26:49I'm not young anymore.
00:26:51Master.
00:26:52There is blood.
00:27:05Master.
00:27:06Huang Li.
00:27:14Yan Zhuang.
00:27:17Where did you go in the morning?
00:27:19I thought you were eaten by the monster.
00:27:21Miss.
00:27:22You wronged me.
00:27:24I did it to repay
00:27:25your kindness.
00:27:27I went to buy you a king horse
00:27:28in the morning.
00:27:29It's very nutritious.
00:27:32Look.
00:27:33It's alive.
00:27:34Did you buy it for me?
00:27:35Yes.
00:27:36It's very similar to you.
00:27:38What?
00:27:41Cousin.
00:27:42This is Bian Zhuang.
00:27:43My savior.
00:27:45Bian Zhuang.
00:27:46This is my cousin.
00:27:49Hello, cousin.
00:27:50I'm Bian Zhuang.
00:27:52First season.
00:28:00It's hot.
00:28:04It's hot.
00:28:13What are you doing?
00:28:15Nothing.
00:28:33Go.
00:28:34Go.
00:29:03What are you doing here?
00:29:04Go.
00:29:05Go.
00:29:06Go.
00:29:12Go.
00:29:15Go.
00:29:19What are you doing here?
00:29:21I didn't ask you.
00:29:22Why are you in front of my cousin's door?
00:29:23You asked me instead.
00:29:33You...
00:29:35Shh!
00:29:37I'll show you a good show.
00:30:04Bu Fan.
00:30:06Bu Fan.
00:30:16Don't be afraid.
00:30:17It's me.
00:30:19I'm Liao Er.
00:30:22You...
00:30:23Shh!
00:30:24He's not your cousin.
00:30:26He's the bastard I brought back this morning.
00:30:30You dare to seduce me?
00:30:31Go to hell!
00:30:32Go away.
00:30:34Don't be shy.
00:30:50You don't sleep in the middle of the night just to watch this?
00:30:54What do you know?
00:30:56The show has just begun.
00:31:02You're not Bu Fan.
00:31:04Who are you?
00:31:05You old witch.
00:31:06How dare you mess with your father?
00:31:08So, you're a dead rat.
00:31:10How dare you bite me?
00:31:12I'll kill you.
00:31:14Old witch.
00:31:16You old rat.
00:31:18I'll kill you.
00:31:20I'll kill you.
00:31:22I'll kill you.
00:31:24I'll kill you.
00:31:26I'll kill you.
00:31:27I'll kill you.
00:31:29I'll kill you.
00:31:31I'll kill you.
00:31:32I'll kill you.
00:31:45Who is it?
00:31:49He bit me.
00:31:55You!
00:31:56Outrageous!
00:31:59What are you doing here?
00:32:01I was passing by.
00:32:03I found a demon.
00:32:05So, I came in to have a look.
00:32:07I didn't expect there were two demons here.
00:32:11I was so worried.
00:32:14I'm so sorry.
00:32:20He's dead?
00:32:22He's dead?
00:32:27At a time like this,
00:32:29even God can't save Miss Gao.
00:32:36This woman is really...
00:32:39She's so troublesome.
00:32:41Troublesome.
00:32:53Prime Minister.
00:32:55Xi Ke.
00:32:57How should I address you?
00:32:59Should I call you Marshal or...
00:33:01No, no, no.
00:33:03Prime Minister, aren't you making fun of me?
00:33:05I miss you.
00:33:07So, I came to see you.
00:33:09I went around the North Sea just now.
00:33:11I saw a demon.
00:33:13I saw a demon.
00:33:15I saw a demon.
00:33:17I saw a demon.
00:33:19I saw a demon.
00:33:21I searched the whole place.
00:33:23I found a five-color dragon's neck for you.
00:33:26Is that okay?
00:33:28No merit, no reward.
00:33:30Just say it.
00:33:32Impressive.
00:33:37I really have a favor to ask of you.
00:33:52I'm sorry.
00:33:56You came for this lady, right?
00:33:59No.
00:34:01How did you know?
00:34:03There are many fates in the world.
00:34:05All have their fate.
00:34:07You ran into the Bull Fight Palace recently.
00:34:10Maybe...
00:34:11Prime Minister.
00:34:13She's still young.
00:34:15God has the virtue of living.
00:34:18I can push the boat along the water.
00:34:21The virtue of becoming a man.
00:34:23Prime Minister.
00:34:25Actually, I have one more favor to ask of you.
00:34:30Say it.
00:34:31What is it?
00:34:33Prime Minister.
00:34:34Do you know...
00:34:36Tian Ting's Tian Fa Gong De Bu?
00:34:39I've heard of it.
00:34:41Is there any shortcut...
00:34:43to fill up the Gong De Bu quickly?
00:34:45I can only promise you...
00:34:47one shortcut.
00:34:59Then please tell me the second one.
00:35:02There is no shortcut to return to Tian Ban.
00:35:07The Gong De Bu cannot be broken.
00:35:10Otherwise,
00:35:12the Gong De will be lost.
00:35:14You can never return to Tian Ting.
00:35:23Thank you, Prime Minister.
00:35:25I understand.
00:35:27Goodbye.
00:35:44This rascal. Is he a monkey?
00:35:49Don't move.
00:35:50My Lady, you're awake.
00:35:59Where's Bian Zhuang?
00:36:01I'm going to find him.
00:36:02My Lady.
00:36:03You were unconscious yesterday.
00:36:04He brought you back.
00:36:06He should be with Young Master now.
00:36:11He brought me back?
00:36:13Yes.
00:36:43You're awake.
00:36:44Nonsense.
00:36:48Let me tell you.
00:36:50Your cousin is really...
00:36:52a man with feelings.
00:36:55Of course.
00:37:07Liu'er.
00:37:09You're awake.
00:37:11Liu'er.
00:37:29Miss Gao has been bitten by her husband.
00:37:32Now she has no demon aura,
00:37:35no immortal aura,
00:37:37and no spirit aura.
00:37:40You've done a great job.
00:37:42You're worthy of the title.
00:37:46Taoist Huang,
00:37:48you did a good job.
00:37:51Your Majesty.
00:37:53I've done what you asked me to do.
00:37:56Can you...
00:37:58let my disciple go?
00:38:01After I've taken Gao Cui Lan,
00:38:05I've done a great job.
00:38:07Of course.
00:38:08I'll return your disciple to you.
00:38:19Huang Li.
00:38:20Huang Li.
00:38:22Huang Li.
00:38:24Huang Li.
00:38:25Master, leave quickly.
00:38:26It's Master.
00:38:27Leave quickly.
00:38:29They didn't catch you?
00:38:31Master, what happened?
00:38:33Nothing.
00:38:36Who is Master?
00:38:39These demons
00:38:40all want to save Master's face.
00:38:42Master.
00:38:43Don't cry.
00:38:45Master is usually
00:38:47a bit harsh to you.
00:38:49But this time,
00:38:51Master will definitely chase you out.
00:38:53I promise.
00:38:55Master.
00:38:56We can't beat them.
00:38:58Leave quickly.
00:38:59Don't cry.
00:39:00Leave quickly.
00:39:01Master won't leave.
00:39:02Master.
00:39:03Master won't leave.
00:39:04Master.
00:39:05Huang Li.
00:39:07Huang Li.
00:39:08Huang Li.
00:39:34Drink.
00:39:50You're like a pig.
00:39:52You eat so much.
00:39:58I mean
00:40:00last night.
00:40:03Yesterday, I just did it casually.
00:40:05Casually?
00:40:10I'm not talking about this.
00:40:14I mean
00:40:16how did you know
00:40:17there were demons in my house last night?
00:40:19Unless
00:40:21you're a demon, too.
00:40:24I'm an immortal, okay?
00:40:26Have you ever seen such a handsome demon?
00:40:28Heaven?
00:40:30You?
00:40:31Almost.
00:40:32I can't explain it to you.
00:40:34Then
00:40:36if you're an immortal,
00:40:38why are you pestering me?
00:40:41I'm pestering you?
00:40:43You're the one who's pestering me, okay?
00:40:46I'm pestering you.
00:40:47I'm pestering you.
00:40:48Okay?
00:40:49That's more like it.
00:40:50But there's one thing.
00:40:52Just like what happened last night.
00:40:54If you were an ordinary woman,
00:40:55you would have been scared out of your wits.
00:40:57You...
00:40:59You look down on me, don't you?
00:41:00I'm not an ordinary woman.
00:41:02The fortune-teller said
00:41:04I have great spiritual power since I was a child.
00:41:06Although I can always encounter
00:41:08something messy,
00:41:10I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:11I can't be afraid of it.
00:41:13I can't be afraid of it.
00:41:15I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:17I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:19I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:21I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:23I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:25I'm not afraid of it.
00:41:27you
00:41:57oh
00:42:27Yeah, wait on Chaka
00:42:35That would you come see what I
00:42:40Remember what I eat you must not charge it. What was your joy? Oh, you got a man?
00:42:47Well, what happened?
00:42:48Yeah
00:42:50So yeah
00:42:51That would be shot cooler
00:42:57Oh
00:43:02And also Tom and sure I'm just a man what's on the top of your dog
00:43:09You got just my horse and shit
00:43:15Chunky you're trying to get what the y'all quite
00:43:22You can tell what's wrong
00:43:24Oh, yeah, I'm sure you shouldn't so people you can't see that you got some fashionable sure
00:43:35And
00:43:38There's a bush and a little shit. Don't show me a shit. Oh, yeah, but you wish you may love
00:43:45Oh, yeah, she's all
00:43:47Oh, yeah. Hey, sir. Who do that? What you do? Yeah, it's a quiz. Oh, yeah
00:43:55Yeah, I don't know what I am
00:44:17You
00:44:47You
00:45:17You
00:45:47You
00:46:17You
00:46:47Oh
00:47:17You
00:47:47You
00:48:17You
00:48:37Then to me
00:48:47Oh
00:49:17Oh
00:49:48Oh
00:49:55What
00:49:57Nigga
00:50:00Nigga
00:50:05We'll get you the sheen you push on you I'll get you the whore you're young
00:50:11Take us over you look at the shine oh
00:50:13You want to go up
00:50:16Yeah, yeah, but you sure one more what that that just how long
00:50:30Yeah, Joe
00:50:32You may serve up
00:50:36What you getting it ready to
00:50:38show that
00:50:44You should I tell woman
00:50:53Being drawn
00:50:57You see one woman
00:51:02She won
00:51:04Oh
00:51:09Yeah, home you think it's a child to tell you so high so me you wait
00:51:14So you put it in to see you talk. Oh, she'll do
00:51:19Come to you, man
00:51:21She's a cool guy. Oh
00:51:25Ten home
00:51:29You you can turn
00:51:31Oh
00:52:01You should
00:52:31Leave us
00:53:01Oh
00:53:06Go to J go to J go to J
00:53:17Go to J
00:53:21Go to J. What's up?
00:53:31Yeah
00:53:53You shan't all chung-chi that you'll cheat you soon that's all
00:53:56The fang and Bailey pass do a bit of your chief who died
00:54:00You should send that you're inside the tongue each animal took a ruler who has
00:54:23You built a general
00:54:25He's I think that
00:54:27So it's an animal
00:54:36Means
00:54:38Chung-chi couldn't read my
00:54:41You call you
00:54:43Judy get all
00:54:46The show
00:54:48You think was it's a little more fun show
00:54:51What
00:54:56What you do
00:55:00Sure
00:55:03I'll wait till fall in there. You know, wait till fall in there. Well, you're in my soul. See you man
00:55:10Oh
00:55:40You
00:56:10You
00:56:40You
00:57:10Oh
00:57:40Oh
00:58:10Oh
00:58:40Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:58:51Can I open my love go so do you think a while
00:58:57Jota
00:59:11Oh
00:59:18Quite old you may have to stay till you don't show more than one way
00:59:25Even in June
00:59:40Oh
01:00:10Oh
01:00:17One dog eat that's a dog in the family King. You're quite not a good dog. Yeah
01:00:40You
01:01:10You
01:01:40I
01:02:10Oh
01:02:14You can come to me man. Don't you can come your side? Oh boy? Yeah, man
01:02:27You don't come on
01:02:30What about
01:02:32Oh
01:03:02I am the King of Heaven!
01:03:32I am the King of Heaven!
01:03:36I am the King of Heaven!
01:03:44Hey!
01:03:45They're alive!
01:03:47They're not!
01:03:49Hey, they're alive!
01:03:53They're not!
01:03:55They're alive!
01:03:58加油!加油!加油!
01:04:10包子!热乎的包子!
01:04:13糖醋过的热包子!
01:04:15让我看看包子!
01:04:20包子!
01:04:23热乎的包子!
01:04:26热乎的包子!
01:04:28客官,买包子吗?客官,买包子吗?
01:04:30对了,来玩个游戏吧!对了,来玩个游戏吧!
01:04:32什么游戏啊?什么游戏啊?
01:04:34你演高翠韩!你演高翠韩!
01:04:35好啊!好啊!
01:04:36我演秦鹏平帅!你演初期!我演秦鹏平帅!你演初期!
01:04:38我才不演初期呢!我才不演初期呢!
01:04:40那你演黄道吉吧!那你演黄道吉吧!
01:04:42我也不演黄道吉!我也不演黄道吉!
01:04:43我宁愿演土地公公!我宁愿演土地公公!
01:04:45那你就演土地公公吧!那你就演土地公公吧!
01:04:46王王,眼窝又抓住了吗?你这个话都不会说!
01:04:48王王,眼窝又抓住了吗?你这个话都不会说!
01:04:50走走走!快走!快走!
01:04:52走走走!快走!快走!
01:04:54这样走!这样走!我是好人!眼窝嘛!
01:04:56快点!快点!快点!
01:05:09爹!
01:05:10小姐醒了!老爷!小姐醒了!
01:05:12女儿!女儿!
01:05:14女儿,你终于醒了!可吓死爹爹了!
01:05:19爹!
01:05:20你哪儿不舒服啊?
01:05:22你哪不舒服啊?
01:05:26好像有很多事情想不起来了
01:05:28好像有很多事情想不起来了
01:05:30没事,没事,想不起来啊,就慢慢醒
01:05:32没事,没事,想不起来啊,就慢慢醒
01:05:37爹,我头疼
01:05:40小姐!你的胎记怎么没啦?
01:05:44Miss, what wish did you make?
01:06:05I wish...
01:06:07I don't need to see you again
01:06:13Go buy something to eat
01:06:16What are you doing?
01:06:17Don't pretend to be dead, get up!
01:06:19If you follow me, you have to follow my rules
01:06:24I thought you were eaten by a monster
01:06:30Don't bother me
01:06:32You are also a monster
01:06:36Do you like me?
01:06:45If you like me, I'll let you go
01:06:53Stop! Stop!
01:07:01Will you come back?
01:07:10If the world is full of sorrow
01:07:17How can I live my life?
01:07:26If the world is full of sorrow
01:07:34How can I live my life?
01:07:42If the world is full of sorrow
01:07:50Why should I come to this world?
01:08:20If the world is full of sorrow
01:08:27How can I live my life?
01:08:35If the world is full of sorrow
01:08:42How can I live my life?
01:08:49I cut the thread of love
01:08:56From now on, we will be apart
01:09:04If we meet again in this life
01:09:12I will never mention the past
01:09:20If the world is full of sorrow
01:09:27Why should I come to this world?
01:09:36If the world is full of sorrow
01:09:44How can I live my life?
01:09:52If this life is not long enough
01:10:00There is a kind of gentleness
01:10:08If this gentleness can be seen through
01:10:16Why should I come to this world?
01:10:30If the world is full of sorrow
01:10:37How can I live my life?
01:10:45If the world is full of sorrow
01:10:53How can I live my life?

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