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00:00♪♪
00:04WPTV-TV, Channel 22, Pittsburgh.
00:09♪♪
00:10From Hollywood, the glamour capital of the world,
00:14join us in a make-believe search for the most beautiful girl on Earth!
00:19♪♪
00:27Yes, it's the $1.98 Beauty Show!
00:29An entertainment spectacular, if ever there was one,
00:32where beauty is not only in the eyes of the beholder,
00:34but also on this very stage.
00:36Tonight, the $1.98 Beauty Show will continue its relentless spoof
00:40of all of those other so-called beauty contests.
00:43And although this is not a real contest,
00:44we will bring you our version of the all-American beauty,
00:47that one-of-a-kind girl who not only has personality and poise,
00:50but beauty and talent as well.
00:52Yes, sir, the $1.98 Beauty Show will be bringing you
00:54tons of talented and beautiful women every single week.
00:57Happy women, terrified women, women singing and dancing
01:00and parading about in the latest bathing suits,
01:02from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of San Tropez!
01:07And now, here's the host and star of the show,
01:10Mr. Beauty himself,
01:12Rip Taylor!
01:15My love!
01:34Thank you, and welcome to the $1.98 Beauty Show!
01:37We have six of the most exciting and gorgeous shows
01:39you've ever seen in your whole life,
01:40waiting to find out which one will be this week's $1.98 Beauty.
01:42Now, first of all, one of which is a beautiful mimic
01:45whose mind is really going to blow your mind.
01:48You'll meet her in a competition right after this message.
01:50Don't go away, you'll love this show!
02:03This Liberty Minute is brought to you by Chrysler Corporation.
02:06For America, John Lee.
02:09When I first came from Korea,
02:11I just wondered if I could get along with Americans.
02:14But being an athlete, it helped me tremendously.
02:17Kicking field goals has been really important, I guess.
02:20But the friendships I made through the athletics
02:23has been even more valuable.
02:29This man was a part of the greatest business comeback
02:32in American history.
02:33He bet everything on a corporation's struggle to survive,
02:37and he won.
02:39He's your Chrysler Plymouth dealer,
02:40and he helped save the jobs of Americans
02:42who make Chrysler and Plymouth automobiles,
02:44the people who sell them and those who service them.
02:47Now, he's leading another comeback.
02:50As a founding sponsor of the Statue of Liberty Restoration Fund,
02:53he's helping save the very symbol of America.
02:58Make your contribution today.
03:00Call 1-800-THE-LADY.
03:05The best in college football comes your way December 31st
03:09when traditions collide in the Blue Bonnet Bowl
03:11from Houston, Texas.
03:14Hi, I'm Fred Akers, University of Texas Longhorn coach,
03:17and I'd like to ask you to join us for what promises to be
03:20one of the most exciting bowl matchups of the year.
03:22Texas and the Air Force.
03:24Now, I guarantee you, there won't be more tradition
03:26on any field this bowl season.
03:28Tuesday, December 31st at 2.30 p.m. on WPTT-TV 22.
03:35A Brooklyn youth makes a lighthearted move to Greenwich Village.
03:38What's in Greenwich Village?
03:40Fame and fortune.
03:42Intent on becoming an actor.
03:44Yeah, yeah.
03:47All right, you guys, I'm a little Caesar, see?
03:50Yeah, yeah.
03:51But will love change his plans?
03:53Would you please put your pants on?
03:55Lenny Baker, Shelley Winters.
03:57Next stop, Greenwich Village.
03:59Sunday, December 22nd at 3 on WPTT-TV 22.
04:08Welcome back to the Donna Nannier Beauty Show.
04:15Now, let's meet our celebrities.
04:17First, a guy who some say is Cupid's personal valet,
04:20the host and star of the all-new dating game,
04:23welcome Jim Blang.
04:25Hello, Jimmy!
04:29Next, a little talented, lovely actress
04:32who certainly adds to our bevy of beauties,
04:34the shining, magnificent Gloria DeHaven.
04:37Gloria DeHaven!
04:41And here's a musical sensation.
04:43If ever there was a sensation, ladies and gentlemen,
04:45welcome Willie Bobo.
04:46Willie!
04:47Willie!
04:50Now, let's meet our candidates for the coveted title
04:53of Donna Nannier Beauty of the Week.
04:55And here is candidate number one, Eva Marie Zabo.
05:00Eva Marie Zabo is 23 years old.
05:03She's single, and she's from Budapest, Hungary.
05:12Hello, Eva Marie.
05:14From Budapest.
05:15Right.
05:16Oh, I'll see you later on.
05:17Thank you so much.
05:18Here is candidate number two, Tony Bordoni-Roberts.
05:22Tony Bordoni-Roberts is 49 years old.
05:27She's single, and she's from New York, New York.
05:34Hello, Tony.
05:36A little, cute little dynamite package here from New York.
05:40Tony Bordoni-Roberts.
05:41Thanks, Tony.
05:42Here now, candidate number three, Terry Burke.
05:46Terry Burke is 27 years old.
05:49She's single, and she's from Washington, D.C.
05:58Hello, hello, hello.
06:01Washington, D.C.
06:02I'm from Washington, D.C., too.
06:03Were you born there?
06:04Went to school and everything?
06:05Born and raised.
06:06You still live there?
06:07No, I live here now.
06:08Well, so do I.
06:09I'll meet you later.
06:11Candidate number four, Corrine Broskitt.
06:14Corrine Broskitt is 32 years old.
06:17She's single, and she's from Buffalo, New York.
06:25Oh, hello there.
06:26Corrine Broskitt.
06:27What nationality is that, dear?
06:30It's Polish.
06:31Oh.
06:32We'll discuss it later.
06:33Here now, candidate number five, Rita Condé.
06:37Rita Condé is 50 years old.
06:41She's single, and she's from Cuba.
06:46How are you, Rita?
06:48Oh, that's easy for you to say.
06:51Here's candidate number six, Lynne Driscoll.
06:55Lynne Driscoll is 30 years old.
06:58She's single, and she's from San Diego, California.
07:07Lynne Driscoll is 50 years old.
07:10She's single, and she's from San Diego, California.
07:16Hiya, Lynne.
07:18Hi, baby.
07:19Oh, you look very whistled today.
07:21Take it away.
07:22Now I want to go see the rest of this wonderful show.
07:24We'll be back now with the exciting, unpredictable talent segment
07:27of the $1.98 duty show right after this message.
07:37Two angels are sent to watch over a young couple.
07:41To have the child, of course, would be the salvation of the marriage.
07:44Their mission?
07:46To help speed the delivery of the couple's heavenly baby.
07:49I'm going to get you born, you little doll.
07:52A task which leads to a lot of laughs.
07:56Remember, you're human now. You've got to open them.
07:59Clifton Webb, Joan Blondell.
08:01For heaven's sake.
08:03Sunday, December 22nd at 1.
08:05On WPTT-TV 22.
08:08Those fleas come alive after we charge.
08:11How the hell could two motorcycles and 50 pounds of cocaine disappear into thin air?
08:15Answer me that.
08:16Inviting fugitives to call the city.
08:23Can someone stop them?
08:2510, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
08:31That's 40!
08:33Street Hawk, Saturday at 3.
08:35On WPTT-TV 22.
08:39Great drink refusals.
08:42Another toast, Scarlett?
08:44Frankly, Grant, I decline.
08:49One more, Ma?
08:50No, thanks, Pa.
08:55Another shot, Annie?
08:56Just set it there on the bar.
08:58Annie, it's okay to say no!
09:02How do you say no to another drink?
09:05Any way you want to.
09:09Drive this woman well. I will claim her later.
09:12Two scouts attempt to find the Comanche Indian chief with an offer of peace.
09:17The Comanches must throw away their war plates or we'll have to make peace.
09:21Will the attempt result in success?
09:23We came to talk treaty with the great chief of the Comanches.
09:26Or all-out war?
09:28Fool! Does your white brother let you die?
09:32Dana Andrews stars in Comanche.
09:34Saturday, December 28th at 11.
09:36On WPTT-TV 22.
10:07It's talent time on the $1.98 duty show.
10:10Here's the part of our show where our candidates attempt to entertain us
10:13while we evaluate them for talent and originality.
10:16Here now is candidate number one, Eva Marie Zabal.
10:29Let me entertain you
10:33Let me entertain you
10:36Let me make you smile
10:40Let me do a few tricks
10:42Some old ones and some new tricks
10:44I'm very versatile
10:48And if you're real good
10:50I'll make you feel good
10:52I'll ask your spirits to climb
10:55So let me entertain you
10:59And we'll have a real good time
11:03And if you're real good
11:05I'll make you feel good
11:07I'll ask your spirits to climb
11:10So let me entertain you
11:14And we'll have a real good time
11:17Yes, sir
11:18And we'll have a real good time
11:30I keep seeing sparks everywhere.
11:33Here now is candidate number two, Tony Bardoni-Roberts.
11:45You poked the blues right out of the horn, man
11:49You chopped the husk right off of the corn, man
11:53You got the banjo strummin' and a pluckin' on the tune to beat the band
11:58The whole plantation's hummin' since you brought dixie back to Dixieland
12:02You make the cotton so easy to pick, man
12:06You get my old mint juniper kick, man
12:10You've got that old magnolia tree in the closet that's a mention of your name
12:14You make us feel alive again
12:16You've given us that drive again
12:18You make us all survive again, man
12:28All right, Tony Bardoni-Roberts.
12:31Say a little oral for me, honey.
12:33Here now is candidate number three, Terry Burke.
12:37A Pretty Girl
12:42A pretty girl is like a melody
12:51That haunts you night and day
13:01Just like the strain of a haunting refrain
13:08She goes upon a marathon
13:12And runs around your brain
13:16You can't escape
13:20She's in your memory
13:25Each morning, night and day
13:33She will leave you unmet
13:38Come back again
13:42A pretty girl is just like a pretty tune
13:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
13:59Ha, my wife moves just like that. Hello.
14:02Here now, candidate number four, Corrine Barquette.
14:11Every time it rains, it rains
14:14Pennies from heaven
14:16Don't you know each cloud contains
14:19Pennies from heaven
14:21You'll find your fortune falling all over town
14:26Be sure that your umbrella is upside down
14:31Pray them for a package of sunshine and flowers
14:36If you want the pink to last, you must have showers
14:41So when you hear a thunder, don't run under a tree
14:46There'll be pennies from heaven for you and me
15:03Ha, ha, ha. Listen, things are tough.
15:06Here's candidate number five now, Rita Condi.
15:10Rita Condi.
15:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
15:19Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:22Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:25Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:28Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:31Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:34Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:38Ha, my wife moves just like that.
15:43Mmm.
15:50Mmm.
15:53Mmm.
15:56Mmm.
16:03Mmm.
16:06♪
16:22Ah-ha!
16:25All right, all right.
16:28Cheryl is really shaking.
16:30Now here's candidate number six, Lynn Driscoll.
16:34♪
16:40One, two, three, four.
16:42One, two, three, four.
16:44♪
17:04♪
17:25Yeah, I'm telling you.
17:27I love you!
17:33I-I-I-I-I love you.
17:38Whoo!
17:39Whoo!
17:41Whoo!
17:43Whoo!
17:46Whoo!
17:47We'll be right back to continue our search for the $90.98
17:50free deliveries to the prizewinning Baby Soup Competition
17:53right after this message.
17:54Don't go away.
17:56I love you all.
17:58Whoo!
17:59Whoo!
18:00Good things happen when you get together with Jim Baker.
18:04You get the very best in Christian entertainment
18:07with Jim and Tammy Baker.
18:09There's inspiration and teaching, and answers to prayer.
18:12There's lots of fun with exciting guests and interesting people.
18:17There's music and ministry, and miracles in the making.
18:20There's more for you, so get together with Jim Baker, Monday through Friday at 11 a.m.
18:26We like cakes for what cakes have got.
18:36I like cakes for what cakes have not.
18:38Cakes are corny.
18:39Cakes are puffed.
18:40Cakes have none of that stuff.
18:43No added color.
18:44No added flavor.
18:45Cakes are vanilla.
18:47Low in sugar.
18:48So they're not too sweet.
18:49But all I like cakes is funky.
18:51We like cakes for what cakes have got.
18:54We like cakes for what cakes have not.
18:56Kids!
18:58Kids Have Kids!
18:59Mother of 2!
19:02Be a part of exciting college bowl action, December 30th, when the Washington Huskies
19:08battle the Colorado Buffalos in the second annual Freedom Bowl.
19:14I'm Don James with the Washington Huskies, and I hope you'll join us here December 30th
19:17when we take on one of the most improved football teams in America, the University of Colorado.
19:22It's the Pac-10 versus the Big 8.
19:25Don't miss it.
19:26Monday, December 30th at 8 p.m. on WPPT-TV 22.
19:33Hi, I'm Mel Blunt.
19:34And I'm Eddie Edwards.
19:35Without your help, many children will wake up on Christmas morning
19:38to find that Santa hasn't been there.
19:40But you can help.
19:41WPPT's toy train is collecting new toys for needy boys and girls.
19:46Toys will be distributed by the Salvation Army.
19:49Drop off a new toy at the Pittsburgh Racquet Club Monroeville on December 21st
19:53between 3 and 6 p.m.
19:54You'll meet your favorite sports, radio, and TV personalities.
19:57Come on, have a heart, and donate a toy.
20:02Oh, Father O'Malley.
20:03Yeah?
20:03Welcome to the Mary, Father.
20:05A failing parochial school becomes the subject of controversy.
20:09I don't anticipate any trouble.
20:11As a priest and a nun try to rebuild it.
20:14What are you gonna do when it's condemned?
20:17Expecting a miracle.
20:18But meet obstacles along the way.
20:21Hope it's nothing serious. It's a remarkable woman.
20:24Bing Crosby. Ingrid Berkman.
20:26The Bells of St. Mary.
20:27Monday, December 23rd at 8.
20:29On WPTT, TV 22.
20:34Welcome back to the $1.98 Beauty Show.
20:36And here now we continue our search for the $1.98 Beauty of the Week
20:39with the exciting bathing suit competition.
20:41Now here, stripped of all their worldly goods,
20:45to give us one last peek as they make a final bid to accumulate points for Beauty and Poise,
20:49here now are tonight's six gorgeous candidates.
20:52Here again is candidate number one, who sang,
20:55Let Me Entertain You, Eva Marie Zabor.
20:59Eva Marie Zabor, measures 34, 24, 35.
21:04Having spent most of her youth in Budapest, Hungary,
21:07Eva finally moved to the United States and ordered a tuna melt.
21:11She definitely believes that food is a major factor in her life.
21:15For without food, she would have no reason to cook.
21:18Eva's hobbies include collecting small appliances and jungle books.
21:22She hopes to someday combine the two
21:24and open up a small department store in Africa,
21:28which she plans to call Spears and Robots.
21:32That's Eva Marie Zabor from Budapest, Hungary.
21:41Ah, here again is candidate number two,
21:43who serenaded us with a tune and name and hello dolly,
21:46Tony Bardoni-Roberts.
21:49Tony Bardoni-Roberts, measures 39, 33, 39.
21:56For many years, Tony worked in summer clubs as a cigarette girl.
22:00She says it was an interesting job,
22:02but it left her with a permanent nicotine stain around her waist.
22:07Right now, her main concern is her weight.
22:10She's tried every imaginable diet and has come to the conclusion
22:14the only way she'll be thin is by changing her heritage
22:18from Italian to Biafra.
22:20With all this going against her, Tony still manages to stay short.
22:25That's Tony Bardoni-Roberts from New York, New York.
22:37Okay, here again is candidate number three,
22:41the pretty pantomimist, Terry Burke.
22:45Terry Burke, measures 35, 24, 35.
22:50She says that she comes from a long line of wine merchants.
22:54Her mother crushed grapes, her father ran a vineyard,
22:57and her grandmother was a wino.
23:00But hanging around a wine vat and watching her grandmother ferment
23:04wasn't Terry's idea of living.
23:06As far as she's concerned, there are more important things to life
23:09than a bottle of Van Rose,
23:11but she can't think of anything at the moment.
23:14Terry's one great wish is to find a sincere man
23:17who will marry her for her brains.
23:20But she's finding out that most men are selfish and want all of her.
23:24That's Terry Burke from Washington, D.C.
23:32Okay, here again is candidate number four,
23:35the comedy songstress who sang Pennies from Heaven,
23:38Corinne Broskett.
23:41Corinne Broskett lost her magnifying glass
23:44and was unable to give us her measurements.
23:47But for the past three years, she's been working as a reporter
23:50for an underground newspaper.
23:52Every February, she digs her way up, sees her shadow,
23:55then disappears for another year.
23:58Corinne also considers herself to be a budding actress
24:01and has already appeared in several college graduate films.
24:05Unfortunately, she was totally unaware she was being filmed
24:09and is presently suing the Phi Delta Delta fraternity.
24:13Her dislikes include other people's problems,
24:17children, and accidentally having children.
24:21That's Corinne Broskett from Buffalo, New York.
24:31Alright, now here again is candidate number five,
24:34that wild rumba dancer, Rita Conde.
24:39Rita Conde measures 36, 38, 40.
24:43After an unsuccessful career of trimming beards in Cuba,
24:47Rita finally moved to the United States and opened up a smoke shop.
24:51But to her disappointment, there wasn't a big market for smoke,
24:55and she finally had to open a window.
24:58Totally confused and not knowing in which direction to go,
25:01Rita has decided to turn her thoughts to Latin music
25:05and enjoys a leisurely afternoon letting the neighborhood kids
25:09use her stomach as a conga drum.
25:13That's Rita Conde from Cuba.
25:24Okay, here again is candidate number six,
25:27the smashing guitarist, Lynn Driscoll.
25:31Lynn Driscoll measures 40, 22, 32.
25:35Lynn has a BA degree in human behavior,
25:39but for the past year, she's been behaving like a lizard.
25:42She was thinking about getting professional help,
25:45but gave up the idea when she realized how convenient it was
25:49being able to catch flies with her tongue.
25:52When it comes to men, Lynn wants a man who likes to travel.
25:55Unfortunately, she'll never get to meet one
25:58because he'll always be traveling.
26:00That's Lynn Driscoll from San Diego, California.
26:04And there they are!
26:08We'll be back to find who the winner is
26:11in just a moment after this wonderful message.
26:14Don't go away.
26:21Runners-up receive new curl-dry blow-dryer attachment
26:24from Lean Curtis.
26:25Softens the blow of your hair dryer so curls don't blow away.
26:27Curl-dry new from Lean Curtis.
26:29Or handle with care.
26:30Discover the first fine fabric wipe that safely cleans
26:32and has a built-in fabric softener.
26:34Handle with care for total care.
26:36A new improved clean pledge has a whole new system
26:38of cleaners for fresh clean beauty every time
26:40without the worry of build-up.
26:41A Turtle X for car wax, X for easy, X for durable,
26:43X for brilliant.
26:44Turtle X for car wax and liquid or new soft base.
26:46Now back to Rip Taylor.
26:52This is the moment we've been waiting for.
26:56May I have the envelopes, please?
27:05Let's go with this show.
27:13The winner is...
27:15Corinne Broskip!
27:17Go, Corinne!
27:19Go, Corinne!
27:21Go, Corinne!
27:23Go, Corinne!
27:33You win this wonderful prize.
27:39You win the first prize, $1.98!
27:43Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
27:48And now, here to walk the plank of pulpitude...
27:50is the Dollar Ninety of the Week,
27:52Corinne Brosket! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
27:55CHEERING
27:58You'll win the crown
28:03You'll take the pain
28:08You'll get the crown and a dollar ninety-eight
28:15You'll ring the bell
28:19You'll hit the spot
28:23In other words
28:27We like what you've got
28:31We like your style
28:35We like the way
28:39We like your smile
28:42And just look at that face
28:48Your dream came true
28:53And may your shining star
28:58May sing with you whatever you do
29:06Wherever you are

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