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00:00And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing my favorite singer and guitar player, the
00:20host and star of our show, Mr. Chuck Berry!
00:27Welcome to the Old Town Show!
00:50I want to thank the Philadelphia Eagles for sending me this wonderful outfit I wear at
01:02all times.
01:03It's so nice of you.
01:06And now, ladies and gentlemen, here for your entertainment pleasure is one of the great
01:10dancers of all time.
01:12Only on the Gong Show could you see a dancer this good.
01:16Ladies and gentlemen, Arthur Latcher!
01:46Let it go, Arthur!
02:16We'll be back to find out what our cute little celebrities think about Arthur Latcher right
02:21after this message.
02:23Take it away, Bill!
02:46Way to go, Arthur!
02:48Little Arthur danced on his hands.
02:50And now, let's hear our little celebrities.
02:51First, hush up, hush up!
02:53First, a funny-sounding guy who on Sunday relaxes by slipping into a bumblebee suit
02:58and then shouting obscenities at his houseplants.
03:01Ladies and...
03:02Shut up!
03:03Now, be quiet!
03:05Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Mule Deer!
03:08Ah!
03:10Good old Gary!
03:11Thank you!
03:14Hey, where are you?
03:15There you are!
03:16Gary, what do you think of Arthur Latcher?
03:18I saw him on the floor show of the Poseidon Adventure.
03:20I thought he was great.
03:22I'm going to give him a ten.
03:24A ten, Arthur, for your...
03:25You're being very tough.
03:27Here's a beautiful lady and a good friend, Michelle Lee.
03:31Oh, Michelle!
03:35What do you think of Arthur Latcher?
03:37I gave Arthur a nine.
03:39See that, Arthur?
03:40You're slipping.
03:41Now, for a man who says he hasn't had so much fun
03:44since he attended the launching of Kate Smith.
03:46Ladies and gentlemen, Pat McCormick!
03:49Oh, good old Pat.
03:52What do you think of Arthur Latcher?
03:55Doing his act, he's lost over $100,000 in loose change.
03:58I saw some.
04:00Nine and nine.
04:0228, a costly act, but certainly worth having on the show.
04:05Pleasant and delightful.
04:07Good old Arthur.
04:09All right.
04:10I don't think Arthur will ever appear anywhere again.
04:12Ladies and gentlemen, here comes a group
04:14that shows us the real reason penicillin was invented.
04:18Ladies and gentlemen, Wild Gang Doodle!
04:21-♪♪
04:33-♪ Shake your money maker
04:35♪ Shake your money maker
04:36♪ Shake your money maker
04:39♪ Shake your money maker
04:41♪ Shake your money maker
04:44♪ I got a gal who lives up on the hill
04:49♪ Yeah, I got a gal who lives up on the hill
04:53♪ Said she's gonna love me but I don't believe she will
04:57♪ Yeah, shake your money maker
05:00Go shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it,
05:04shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it.
05:11I got a gal, she just won't be true.
05:14No, I got a gal, she just won't be true.
05:19She won't do one single thing I tell her to, baby.
05:23Shake your mind and make it, go shake your mind and make it,
05:27shake your mind and make it, shake your mind and make it,
05:31shake your mind and make it.
05:43That was sensational.
05:45Wang Dang Doodle.
05:47Great going.
05:49Hey, Michelle Lee, what do you think of Wang Dang Doodle?
05:52I think they were terrific.
05:54Hear that, Wang?
05:55I gave him a 10.
06:00Can I call you Wang for short?
06:02Pat McCoy, what do you think of Wang?
06:04I saw them do this act in the Mount Sinai Intensive Care Ward.
06:08Very good, I gave him a 10.
06:11Yahoo.
06:13Gary Mule's here.
06:14They'll probably hawk the trophy, but I gave him a 9.
06:18Good score, 29 points for Wang Dang Doodle.
06:22Here we go, Wang Dang.
06:24Great going.
06:25Part 50 mode.
06:26Part 50 mode.
06:27What a great act.
06:29Now, here's a bright guy who thinks he's got ripped off
06:32because he just bought a 10-speed bicycle,
06:35and there wasn't any rip.
06:36I told you to stop.
06:38I bought a 10-speed, and there wasn't.
06:40See that?
06:42Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready, Mike?
06:45All right.
06:47Ladies and gentlemen, here comes Mike Winslow.
06:50Let's do it, Mike.
06:51♪♪
06:58Ladies and gentlemen in television land,
06:59on behalf of the personnel here at the Gong Show,
07:02we thank you for watching this channel.
07:04If you're not watching this channel,
07:05you're probably watching the other channel on the other network.
07:09Benji, my doggy.
07:11Bark, bark.
07:12Oh, he ran away.
07:14Bark, bark.
07:15That was my nose, turkey.
07:17Benji.
07:19Or you're probably watching the other network.
07:23Star Trek.
07:25Orpecta 6.
07:30Energize.
07:34Or you're watching the other network.
07:37Come on, Donald.
07:38Put down the chainsaw.
07:41All right.
07:44Or you're watching the Gong Show, which means...
07:47Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
07:48My name is Jimmy.
07:50I'm going to do a song called Pebble Haze.
08:04Good.
08:08Pebble Haze!
08:09Pebble Haze!
08:10All in my brain!
08:13Things are funny.
08:14Don't seem the same.
08:19Excuse me while I kiss this guy.
08:23Thank you so much.
08:29How are you?
08:30Good to meet you.
08:31How are you doing?
08:32Pretty good.
08:34All right.
08:36Pat McCork, what do you think of Mike Winslow?
08:39I think he's terrific.
08:41Terrific.
08:43Hush up. Hush up.
08:44We're being attacked.
08:46Hush up.
08:48Hush up.
08:50Now, hush up.
08:52I know how he makes those noises.
08:54He eats six tacos and drinks a gallon of water
08:56before that show, and I gave him a ten.
09:00Gary Mills here.
09:02Well, it looks to me like a lot of drugs in the 60s,
09:04but I gave him a ten.
09:06It was good.
09:09Michelle Lee.
09:11Don't get upset with me, everybody, all right?
09:14I gave him a ten!
09:16Oh!
09:20All right.
09:23We'll be back with more stuff right after this.
09:26That's it.
09:27All right.
20:16And now, radio artists and music news about all of your favorite rock and roll stars,
20:19with your hosts, Kathryn Kinley and Lisa Robinson, all ahead on USA.