ACTORS ANONYMOUS HOTLINE Season 1 Episode 4 "The Return of Murty" stars Hillary Hawkins, Benson Kamau, Ed Dworkin, Amy Mullen, Nina Elam, Earl Fechter, Ana Rey & Stanford Kamau.
Everyday may be sunny but it's not easy being CLEAN!
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Runtime: 10 minutes
Everyday may be sunny but it's not easy being CLEAN!
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#Weird #funny #AAH #ActorsAnonymousHotline #indie #webseries #Murty #DirtyMurty #hotlines
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#Comedy
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Fun!
Runtime: 10 minutes
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00:00Actors Anonymous. Actors Anonymous. Actors Anonymous Hotline.
00:11Actors Anonymous Hotline. How may I make your day, son?
00:14Yeah, this is DJ Bang Bang. We're coming at you with Moja and Biri.
00:19Oh, hi Bang Bang. I love it when you speak to me in Swahili.
00:25Oh yeah. Moja, Biri, Tatu, Ne.
00:30Anam, Tisa, Saba, Nane.
00:35Oh, you speak Swahili?
00:38Not really, but I understand a little.
00:42Oh, that Swahili is very beautiful.
00:47Very beautiful. Very beautiful. Very beautiful.
00:52Bang Bang thinks I'm good. Bang Bang thinks I'm good.
00:55I speak Swahili in the neighborhood. Yeah!
01:01A-boom-boom-shh. A-boom-boom-shh. A-boom-boom-shh. A-boom-boom-shh.
01:07Bang Bang thinks I'm good. Bang Bang thinks I'm good.
01:09Now I'm gay. I speak Swahili in the neighborhood. Yeah!
01:13Bang Bang thinks I'm good. Bang Bang thinks I'm good.
01:17Bang Bang thinks I'm good. Bang Bang thinks I'm good.
01:20Now I'm gay. I speak Swahili in the neighborhood.
01:30Now I'm gay. I speak Swahili in the neighborhood.
01:38Now I'm gay. I speak Swahili in the neighborhood.
01:44Askantu.
01:47Askantu Sana.
01:51Norm, thank you, Sunny Lab. You have made my day.
01:55my day. That's what I'm here for, to make every day sunny and filled with love. Have a sunny day!
02:08Actors Anonymous Hotline, how may I help you? How may I make your day sunny and filled with love?
02:14Yeah, well you can start by showing a little respect and listening when I talk. I'm listening.
02:22The other day you hung up on me and I don't appreciate it.
02:30Oh, that's not very sunny.
02:35Why did I do that? Because I was talking dirty.
02:40I told you before I am not nasty, so can you please stop saying that?
02:56I'm Murdy. Dirty Murdy, if you're nasty.
03:06Murdy. Yeah. Dirty Murdy, if you're nasty. Dirty Murdy. Yeah.
03:20Yeah. Dirty Murdy. Murdy. Did anyone ever tell you you're a weird one? Yeah.
03:32Have a sunny day! Actors Anonymous Hotline, how may I make your day sunny and filled with love
03:37and clean? Because we are not dirty here. Honey, we are clean.
03:43Yes, this is Cheryl and I am calling because Earl's at it again.
03:52Oh no! Yeah, he just keeps licking people when he's on set.
03:57Well, why does he do that? Because he likes licking people.
04:05Well, you know, there may be a screw or two missing there because you can't just go around
04:13licking people, especially on set. I mean, there is something called a Me Too movement going on.
04:18You know, licking is a no-no. But he's a dog. He sounds like one.
04:28Look, I know it must not be easy calling me today about your licking friend Meryl,
04:35but you did the right thing and help is available. I gotta take this other call. Have a sunny day!
04:52Yeah, this is DJ Bang Bang coming at you with them threes and fours.
04:59Oh, hi Bang Bang! How can I make your day sunny and filled with love?
05:05Well, I heard people trying to call the hotline trying to be like me. Oh no!
05:14There can only be one me, DJ Bang Bang, and I'm the man.
05:25After Sonata's hotline, how may I make your day sunny? You can call me man man, yes you can can.
05:31You can call me man man because I'm the man. After Sonata's hotline, how may I help you?
05:39Oh, I just wanted to hear your sunny voice. You know, I hear you have a sunny voice and
05:43it makes me smile. You got a boyfriend? A girlfriend? Ah, did I hit the nail on the bullseye?
05:56Oh no!
06:03Have a sunny day! After Sonata's hotline, how may I help you? Yeah, do you like prisms?
06:16After Sonata's hotline, how may I help you? How may I make your day sunny and filled with love and
06:20clean? Because we are not dirty here. We are clean, very very clean. Yes, this is Cheryl and
06:27I'm calling because Meryl is at it again. Oh no! He just keeps licking people when he's on set
06:36and I told him he's not supposed to do that, but he won't listen. Well, why does he do that?
06:44Because he likes licking people.
06:49Well, you know, there may be a screw or two missing there because you can't just go around
06:58licking people, especially on set. I mean, there is something called a Me Too movement going on,
07:03you know? Licking is a no-no. He's a dog. He sounds like one.
07:20Look, I know it must not be easy calling me today about your licking friend Meryl,
07:30but I've got to take this other call, but call me tomorrow and we'll set up a case plan
07:35to get Meryl clean again. Have a sunny day!
07:42Sunny love. How can I make your day sunny and filled with love? I thought you forgot about me.
07:48It's me. It's Dirty Mertie if you're nasty.
07:54Oh no! Okay, all right. You can help me by singing me a song. Yeah, so I can go to sleep.
08:09Oh no!
08:18Oh no!
08:29Oh no!
08:33Actors Anonymous, yeah, where everything is just fine.
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