Aired (October 20, 2024): Pagkatapos manalo sa Running Man Philippines tinamad si Kokoy De Santos at sumali ito sa TBATS, Hari Ng Tambay 2024!
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00:00Well, well, well, our contestants have won for a long time tonight, my friend.
00:04But of course, we also need to measure their intelligence.
00:08Intelligence, that's why we'll start with our question and answer portion.
00:11The question is only one for all, and for a fair and square battle.
00:15Of course, we'll put headsets one by one.
00:18If not, they won't hear anything.
00:20But earlier, but earlier, but earlier, before we started the contest,
00:25they already decided who will go first.
00:28Yes, and the lucky winner is Joven.
00:32Oh, my God.
00:33Joven.
00:34Oh, my God.
00:35Joven, oh, my God.
00:39Joven, are you ready for your question?
00:42Ready, ready.
00:43Ready, ready.
00:44Okay, here is your question.
00:47Of course, this is from our social media.
00:50There are a lot of people watching us right now.
00:52Please greet them, my friend.
00:54There.
00:55How many are there?
00:56Hello to my mom, Lidia Zacarias.
00:58What's your name?
00:59Lidia Zacarias.
01:00You said, oh, my gosh, mommy.
01:01Oh, my gosh.
01:05Here is the question sent by Floren from Bulacan.
01:10Hello, baby, Floren.
01:11Hello.
01:12In your opinion, why are there a lot of prostitutes in the Philippines,
01:16and what should the government do to reduce the number of prostitutes?
01:24Maybe, to prevent the number of prostitutes from increasing,
01:28we should go back to quarantine.
01:30Quarantine.
01:32If there are more, good luck.
01:34And what kind of quarantine is that?
01:36ECQ.
01:37Tender ECQ.
01:38As in hard luck, friend.
01:41Yes.
01:42What does ECQ mean?
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45I don't know.
01:49Thank you very much.
01:50He's honest.
01:52He's honest, friend.
01:54Thank you, babe.
01:56Oh, my God.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:59Quarantine.
02:02That's a good answer.
02:03That's a good idea.
02:06Hard luck.
02:07Here it is.
02:08Next, my friend.
02:09Okay.
02:10Candidate.
02:12There.
02:14Same question.
02:15In your opinion, why are there a lot of…
02:16What's his name, friend?
02:17Joven.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:25Rex.
02:26Rex.
02:27Okay.
02:28This is your question.
02:29Same lang din.
02:30Sa yung palagay, bakit maraming tambay sa Pilipinas
02:33at anong dapat gawin ng ating gobyerno
02:35para mabawasan ang bilang ng mga tambay?
02:39Siguro para sa akin,
02:41yung gobyerno dapat bigyan kami mga tambay
02:43ng office paggabi.
02:44Para pag naka-duty kami paggabi,
02:47meron kaming baluarte.
02:50Para hindi na kami pakalat-kalat sa kalsada.
02:53Yung gano'n.
02:54Instead of…
02:55Instead of nakakalat kami,
02:58sa kami nakakarating,
03:00dapat may office kami.
03:02Office of the tambay.
03:03Office of the tambay.
03:05Kasi malaking tulong namin, eh.
03:08Ano ba ang ambag ng isang tambay?
03:10Taga-turo kami sa mga rider na hindi alam yung mga address.
03:13Ayun.
03:14So, utang na loob ng mga riders.
03:16Oo, nga.
03:17Pero minsan, maloko rin kayo,
03:18nililigaw niyo yung mga riders.
03:19Uy, hindi, oh.
03:20Minsan.
03:21Basta may bigyan.
03:24May biglan.
03:25Parang tip, ganyan.
03:27Anong masasabi mo sa mga tinuruan mo before?
03:29Anong message mo sa mga riders?
03:30Nung ano, location.
03:32Sana nakarating kayo.
03:35May pagbabanta yun.
03:37Oo, parang niligaw mo, ha.
03:39Salamat.
03:40Magaling.
03:41O, eto na.
03:42Okay.
03:43Tawagin na natin si Bernard.
03:45Dali ka na, Bernard.
03:47Hi.
03:48Hi, Bernard.
03:51Kanon pa rin, Bernard.
03:52Same question.
03:53I'm sure hindi mo naman narinig yun.
03:55Dahil nakabigid ka kanina.
03:56Tama.
03:59Okay, Bernard.
04:00Palagay mo, bakit maraming tambay sa Pilipinas
04:03at ano ang dapat gawin ng ating gobyerno
04:06para mabawasan ang bilang ng mga tambay?
04:11Ang dapat mong gawin sa gobyerno,
04:13kung sino man pong naumuno sa ibat-ibang barangay
04:16na maraming tambay,
04:17sana po kausapin po ang mayor nila
04:19or what, yung barangay chairman
04:21para kausapin sa magulang na yung mga anak nyo.
04:25Harapin mo si Tekla pag nagpapalit.
04:27Anak nyo na huwag na makintambay
04:29kasi masama sa katawan niya.
04:31Oo, nakikinig ako.
04:32At masama sa mga, alam nyo,
04:34mga tambay ngayon,
04:36wala na pariwara na,
04:38basta, andun, tatakbuhan na agad.
04:41Masa mabait talaga yung pagmahana doon.
04:42Yun lang po.
04:43At ngayon, wala namang magiging tambay
04:46kasi, alam na, kinakausap na.
04:48Kinakausap.
04:49Oo.
04:50Sa mga police diyan, marami salamat.
04:53In short,
04:54tamang sinasabi sa kanya na big yung trabaho ng mga tambay.
04:56Siyempre, parang gwardiya lang kami,
04:59tatanungan kami kung saan.
05:01Bigbig ka lang yung bariya.
05:03In short, edulog.
05:05Edulog.
05:06Edulog sa taong tambay.
05:07Yes.
05:08At dahil diyan ako,
05:10dahil diyan,
05:11may bunas ka pa sa amin,
05:12tatawagin natin yung naging jowa nung dalawa.
05:14Ayan ha.
05:15Si Charly,
05:16tsaka si...
05:18Laika.
05:19Si Laika,
05:20tsaka si Paula.
05:22Dahil ibebeso-beso kanila.
05:24Parang...
05:25Okay, girls.
05:26Parang ma-experience yun naman.
05:28Oo.
05:29Kayong dalawa.
05:30Ma-experience yun naman.
05:31Kasi ang ganda ng mga sagot niyan,
05:33simula, simula.
05:34Simulat sa Paul, magaling na talaga siya.
05:36O.
05:37Tapay kayong ibebeso-beso siya.
05:38Okay.
05:39Bilang tayo!
05:40Bilang tayo!
05:41One!
05:42Two!
05:43Three!
05:44Go!
05:49Salamat.
05:50O, beso.
05:51Kiss, kiss.
05:52O, kiss.
05:53Iyan.
05:54Salamat.
05:56O, di ba?
05:57O, di ba?
05:58Dun palang panalo ka na.
05:59Pero may tanong kami sa inyo.
06:01Balikan na dun, my friend.
06:04Ayan.
06:05Sino kaya...
06:06Sino kaya mananalo?
06:07I-tweet niyo na ang bet niya.
06:09Ang dami na nang-tweet diyan
06:10at nagko-comment sa ating Facebook account at YouTube.
06:12Malalaman po natin kung sino ang tatanghaling
06:14Hari ng Tampay 2024.
06:16Sa pagbabalitan yung paborito,
06:18Viva!
06:19Tawa!
06:20Is life!
06:23At syempre, natutog pa rin po kayo sa paborito nyong
06:25Late Night Show tuwing Kalinguhan.
06:27Oras na para malaman kung sino ang tatanghaling
06:31Hari ng Tampay 2024!
06:34At syempre, ano ba ang matatanggap ng ating winners?
06:37Simple lang, my friend.
06:38Ang ating second runner-up ay tatanggap ko ng sash
06:40worth P10,000.
06:42At ang first runner-up ay tatanggap ng sash
06:45worth of P50,000.
06:47Wow! Sobrang mahal naman yung sash natin.
06:49Siyempre!
06:50In fairness, may budget talaga si Red.
06:52At si Kuya Larry, maraming maraming salamat.
06:54At syempre, sa mga nagtatanong diyan,
06:56ang Hari ng Tampay 2024 po
06:58ay magu-uwi ng sarili niyang upuan
07:00o bench
07:01at meron pang damahan, di ba?
07:04Wow!
07:05At sariling poster na ipatapatayo
07:07sa kanyang paboritong kanto sa barangay nila.
07:09Siguro sa Puruk Dos yan, Banda.
07:11Oo.
07:15Huwag na nating patagalin pa!
07:17At ang nanalo bilang second runner-up
07:20ay si...
07:28Congratulations!
07:30Joven of Pandakan!
07:34Congrats, Joven!
07:36Doon, ayan.
07:37Sa gitna, at the center, please.
07:40Congratulations, Joven!
07:43Ayan.
07:44Ayan.
07:45Smile to the camera.
07:46Pose.
07:48Picture.
07:52Ang Alden Richards ng Pandakan.
07:55Joven.
07:57Thank you very much, Joven.
08:00Okay.
08:02Up next, ang ating first runner-up.
08:06Napakahalaga po ng role ng ating first runner-up.
08:09Bakit?
08:10In case, ang ating winner ay makahanap po ng trabaho,
08:14he will be dethroned.
08:16Ay, grabe.
08:18Ganun.
08:19Sobra to.
08:20Ganun tayo kay stricto dito.
08:21The first runner-up will take over agad-agad, di ba?
08:25Oo, agad-agad.
08:26Eto na para mas exciting!
08:28Unahin nating i-announce, ang hari ng Tambay 2024.
08:33Wow!
08:35Inulit namin, ang una namin i-announce,
08:37ang hari ng Tambay 2024.
08:40Kahit di mababanggit,
08:41ang first runner-up.
08:44Ang hari ng Tambay 2024 ay walang iba kundi si...
08:50Walang iba kundi si...
08:55Bernard ng Quezon City!
08:59Congratulations, ang first runner-up namin ay si Rex of the Geek!
09:03Yes!
09:04Ayan!
09:06O, ayan, Rex muna.
09:07Rex muna.
09:08Rex, ikaw muna.
09:09Ikaw muna, be.
09:11Sige.
09:12Sige.
09:13Sige.
09:14Sige.
09:15Sige.
09:16Sige.
09:17Sige.
09:18Sige.
09:19Ikaw muna, Rex.
09:21Ayan, okay.
09:22Okay.
09:24At syempre, tawagin natin ang ating dating winner noong 2023.
09:31Wala pa ka na si Boyet, ang hari ng Tambay.
09:37Dito ka muna.
09:38Dito ka sa gitna.
09:41Farewell walk pa yan.
09:42Okay, kung napapansin niyo po, iba yung mukha niya.
09:45Kasi po,
09:46ilang beses po nang dethrone yung mga nanalo.
09:49Siya po yung isa sa mga top 10.
09:51Okay?
09:52So, China yan.
09:54Pagod na pagod.
09:56Okay.
09:57Sa ating winner?
09:59Message ko sa nanalo.
10:02Yung winner ba natin? Dagas out o panort?
10:04Panort.
10:05Panort.
10:06Panort.
10:09Message ko sa nanalo,
10:10Dagasan ka po.
10:11hindi ka magkakaroon ng trabaho.
10:13Wag ka magahanap ng trabaho,
10:15dahil pagkaginawa mo magkaroon ka ng trabaho,
10:18sigurado ko lahat ng panalunan mo,
10:20ay mababawingin sa'yo lahat.
10:24At anong sigaw ng studio audience?
10:26Kiss!
10:27Kiss!
10:28Kiss!
10:29Kiss!
10:30Kiss!
10:31Kiss!
10:36Bilagay na.
10:38Massage.
10:41Okay.
10:44At yun na nga,
10:45sa'yo din po ito, Ben.
10:46Yan.
10:48Yan.
10:50Yan.
10:51Meron natin yung sugalan, dito.
10:53Okay.
10:55At syempre, let's upo ko na rin doon.
10:57Yan.
10:58Sampayan nyo na rin sya,
10:59tampay na rin kayo doon.
11:01Diba?
11:02Mag-usap-usap kayo dyan.
11:04Yan.
11:05Yan.
11:06Oo.
11:07Usap-usap.
11:08Yan, usap-usap.
11:09Maglaro na muna kayo dyan.
11:10Eye to eye, eye to eye.
11:11Yan.
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