Softwarebay™
Softwarebay™
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00:00:00You
00:00:30I
00:01:00Know
00:01:07I'm calling the police. No, no, I go forward
00:01:30I
00:01:37Don't think you'd be back so soon
00:01:41On my age time is not something you take for granted
00:01:47You have an answer for me the offer is very generous in your
00:01:51But I cannot accept
00:01:54Our family has worked this land for generations
00:01:56So we have
00:01:59But that's worth a lot more than money
00:02:02Family right
00:02:05History I
00:02:07Can respect all those things
00:02:10That's just a widow, of course
00:02:19But you misunderstand one thing this was in a negotiation
00:02:28I
00:02:46Face to be the last thing you see
00:02:58I
00:03:04Have a new offer much simpler turn over your ranch
00:03:16Yes, my men know we back it down for your answer
00:03:23Your choice
00:03:25I just read it. I'm so sorry for your loss
00:03:55I
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00:05:25I
00:05:55I
00:06:11Best be going
00:06:15Santana Bravo
00:06:19My husband Mateo sent you that note
00:06:23That's his blood on the ground
00:06:26I
00:06:27Need protection. I
00:06:31Can pay you
00:06:33Texan
00:06:34Oh
00:06:36And look well
00:06:39He wants my ranch and he'll be back I'd gone to take it
00:06:44Lady
00:06:46Unless you've got an army in your pocket. I
00:06:50Suggest you just give him what he wants
00:06:53Call it a day. I can't do that. Not anymore
00:07:05I'm sorry, but you need anger
00:07:22I
00:07:37Everything all right Carmel
00:07:41Mr. Bravo
00:07:43Heard you just got released from Huntsville
00:07:47That's right, sir
00:07:48He came looking for work. I
00:07:51Told him we had none and that was the end of it
00:07:55And Mateo's old Henry rifle
00:07:59Like I said all the same I think we best bring mr. Bravo back to the station have a little chat
00:08:06All right, sir
00:08:08Turn on that body camera
00:08:12Funny thing it was working fine this morning, but well there's two
00:08:21Go on now get in I
00:08:27Said get in
00:08:30I ain't gonna ask you again. Let's you got a warrant Jake you can get off my property
00:08:35You might want to think twice about pointing that blunderbuss as an officer of the law Carmel
00:08:41Assuming it actually fired
00:08:43I
00:08:50Tell you what
00:08:52Let's just forget the whole thing the lady here obviously doesn't want to press any charges
00:08:58You're free to go
00:09:09That's for all the times you didn't get busted
00:09:13Now get
00:09:18Not that way that way Jake
00:09:25Just seeing them all
00:09:33You believe in justice Bravo
00:09:36That there's somebody bigger than both of us making sure that the good prevail and the bad get their justice hurts
00:09:43Take this old hog killer
00:09:46Probably ain't been fired in decade
00:09:49Got no idea if it's still even shoot
00:09:52Now stands to reason that if there's a grand design in heaven
00:09:57All I got do is pull trigger and find out what it is
00:10:01What do you think Bravo
00:10:04Into the line
00:10:07Or are you destined for better things
00:10:14Oh
00:10:16Damn Susie, maybe this is your lucky day after all
00:10:30Hallelujah
00:10:38Sorry
00:10:43You
00:11:13By the way, my boy low sends his regards
00:11:33Sorry you had to be a part of this Carmela Julia
00:11:37I
00:11:41Fuck you Jake
00:12:37Oh
00:13:08Oh
00:13:32You're up
00:13:34Listen sorry, I couldn't keep the kidney
00:13:37Okay, it's over there in a mason jar if you want it
00:13:41Keepsake or whatever. It's not like I could sell it or anything. Oh
00:13:45smells like Miss Scarlett
00:13:47rapist
00:13:51Anyway
00:13:53Welcome back. Oh, what if I didn't want to be back?
00:13:56Well, maybe I don't want to squeeze my dog's anal glands to make healing paste
00:14:01Like yes fossil may yell over there. He didn't want to come back. Did you nearly do?
00:14:13Don't let the silent treatment fool you they'll talk to hide off a car when he gets going ain't that right me got your room
00:14:23You know, I hate that
00:14:31I'll get me some corn
00:14:42I
00:14:43prefer Dona Celia, but
00:14:46No, how works as
00:14:48does enchantress
00:14:51You're no wife still
00:14:57I'm dead
00:15:00I'm fucking dead. It's like
00:15:09That's pain
00:15:10That's what the dead crave most they want to feel again to feel anything you consider yourself lucky that I got to you just in
00:15:18time
00:15:20Like baby kicks over here. Why do you think he doesn't just walk out the door and keep white I'm going
00:15:24Yeah, I get I hear it goes because he knows that I could give him life
00:15:29And not just any life not like you're walking dead variety
00:15:33I mean real life the kind that you're born into
00:15:36full of pain and joy and
00:15:40satisfying sex
00:15:43But first he has to earn it she is pure fucking evil
00:15:53If you're looking for another plaything forget it I'm not playing
00:15:59I'm looking for a man
00:16:03Who can stand up to an abuelo I know who you are Bravo
00:16:10And what he did to you I know what he did to your wife
00:16:14I
00:16:26Dreamed of different ways
00:16:30He was dying but dreaming and doing
00:16:35Are two different things, but you are a legend problem
00:16:40Legends they don't give up
00:16:44They don't quit
00:16:46They do now
00:16:49I don't believe you back then. I had a crew
00:16:53About those it would
00:16:55Have my back
00:16:57No matter what
00:16:59now
00:17:01I'm nothing like I used to be
00:17:04You need a new crew
00:17:08And a kick in the ass
00:17:10There's nobody alive crazy enough to stand up to abuelo alive, maybe not
00:17:18No
00:17:19Nah, no way
00:17:22No fucking way. Come on. Come on good drink this drink. You'll feel better
00:17:29I squeezed it just for you
00:17:31Oh
00:17:33Oh
00:17:35Oh, come on get dressed
00:18:00The Aztecs believed that the Sun gave life to all
00:18:05things. But the sun's light could not reach the underworld and the souls who were trapped
00:18:11there. For that, they needed the mother of all blades. Blessed by the sun god, Huitzilopochtli.
00:18:20Only human blood can harness the sun's power and channel it down to the earth and create...
00:18:27You're a shorter version? Because we only got till dawn to save this lady's farm.
00:18:32Just stand over a grave and... bleed. Asi. That's it? No special words?
00:18:43Ouch. I'm gonna need your keys. Take your truck.
00:18:50And I'm gonna take him with me. Miguel, he's as useless as weak old fish.
00:18:56Yeah, but he can stop a bullet. That's good for starters.
00:18:59Ah. Bring him back in one piece. And you know the piece.
00:19:13So what's it like? What?
00:19:18Being dead. Like you're locked in the trunk of your stepdad's Buick Century Regal.
00:19:23I know. Weirdly specific rights. And now?
00:19:33I mean, being one of the living dead. It wears a bit thin after a while, for sure.
00:19:39But I kind of like it in a way. No pain. No expectations.
00:19:47Wish I didn't feel any pain.
00:19:53Are you looking? I don't know his name.
00:20:08Eugene. His name is Eugene.
00:20:10Friend of yours?
00:20:23Hardly. I put him there.
00:20:26Hell of a first draft pick.
00:20:34I must be gone in the head.
00:20:41Mmm. What?
00:20:50Just never got to enjoy the process from up here before.
00:20:57You might want to stand back a little.
00:21:03The hell? A little more.
00:21:06A lot more.
00:21:07More. More back.
00:21:24Holy shit.
00:21:32Oh, perhaps you used too much blood.
00:22:02Wait a minute.
00:22:21I was dead? Crazy, right?
00:22:25Did you do this?
00:22:26Bravo.
00:22:35Easy now, big fella.
00:22:44Damn, Bravo. You still hit like a bitch.
00:22:50Oh, that felt good.
00:22:53Come on! All right, easy.
00:23:06I didn't feel a thing. Whatever you did to me, I liked it.
00:23:13I'm back!
00:23:16This ain't no free ride. Huh?
00:23:19I got a job.
00:23:21Nah. See, this dog don't bark for nobody.
00:23:26Especially not your ass.
00:23:28You see, the world is going to remember Eugene V.
00:23:34I think about that, Hoffs.
00:23:36One week in the Texas sun, you're going to fall apart like pulled pork.
00:23:42Only thing the world will remember about you is your smell.
00:23:47What the hell do you know about that?
00:23:50I can give you life. Real life.
00:23:54What you got right now is just a down payment.
00:23:58So when do I get paid in full?
00:24:00When the job's done.
00:24:07Oh, hell no.
00:24:09Man, I ain't going nowhere looking like the fucking butler from the Addams family.
00:24:12If the shoe fits.
00:24:15Who the fuck is he?
00:24:21You know how I could rip your head clean off right here, right now?
00:24:27Sit down on your neck and it wouldn't mean nothing.
00:24:31Actually, you couldn't.
00:24:33This shit ain't fucked.
00:24:35Listen here, pencil neck.
00:24:37I want you to do yourself a favor.
00:24:38Shut the fuck up.
00:24:46So how does this zombie shit work?
00:24:49I don't think of myself as a zombie.
00:24:51More like a revenant.
00:24:53Like the copy of Minus the Bearer.
00:24:55So we can't die?
00:24:57Shot in the head or nothing?
00:24:59Honestly, I've taken a bunch of bullets.
00:25:03I've been in a lot of places.
00:25:06I've taken a bunch of bullets.
00:25:08But none to the brain.
00:25:16You know what?
00:25:17I know he's around here somewhere.
00:25:18I just don't know exactly where.
00:25:19What's his name again?
00:25:21He wasn't buried under his real name.
00:25:24Had to do with his fortune in red diamonds that went missing
00:25:27when he did his last bank robbery.
00:25:30Marty Phalanger.
00:25:32Tobo Wallace.
00:25:34Whoa, Tommy Lasorda.
00:25:36I didn't know he was buried here.
00:25:37Tommy Lasorda.
00:25:39With a real crappy headstone, too.
00:25:57Yep.
00:25:59Get his disco.
00:26:03So why Tommy Lasorda?
00:26:06Well, you know I've always been a Braves fan,
00:26:08so Hank Aaron's my first choice.
00:26:10You wouldn't dare.
00:26:13You look familiar.
00:26:15Do I know you?
00:26:19Oh, yeah.
00:26:21Used to be tight with the H-Town mob back in the day.
00:26:25Listen to you.
00:26:27Yeah, you're the dumb motherfucker
00:26:29tried to ice my man Bravo here.
00:26:32How'd that work out for you?
00:26:56Oh, my neck!
00:26:59Sons of bitches!
00:27:03Dude!
00:27:05Help me out here.
00:27:08Listen!
00:27:09Dude, you pull that shit again,
00:27:11and I'm putting your boat back in the ground.
00:27:15Damn.
00:27:17Sorry, compadre.
00:27:19Sorry ain't getting it.
00:27:20What are we gonna do now?
00:27:27Ugh.
00:27:33There.
00:27:37These idiots.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:56She won't be alone.
00:28:09I fight with her.
00:28:13And I can't ask you to stay.
00:28:15And you can't ask me to leave.
00:28:17If this is where I die, so be it.
00:28:20My life has been good.
00:28:23And not that good.
00:28:25But good.
00:28:26Carmela, there are no time for tears.
00:28:29We have work to do.
00:28:30Come.
00:28:34Gracias.
00:28:35Gracias.
00:28:38So what now?
00:28:40Looks like hitchhiking is pretty much off the table.
00:28:43Hey, look what I found.
00:28:46They buried you with your phone.
00:28:48Yeah, I guess so.
00:28:50See if it works.
00:28:55Wakey, wakey, my little chupacabra.
00:29:00I'm back.
00:29:04My ex.
00:29:05I like fucking with her.
00:29:07Oh, shit.
00:29:10Dead battery.
00:29:13Tommy, you had a phone, and you call your ex?
00:29:18What the hell is wrong with you?
00:29:21We got five hours to sun up, more cemeteries to hit.
00:29:25Hey, you've got to stop.
00:29:36You get 20 to life in this state for hitting a lot.
00:29:40Hello, pretty ladies.
00:29:41Whoa.
00:29:42Allow me to escort you out of your carriage.
00:29:51We need a ringer.
00:29:53I mean a buriable, bonafide superstar.
00:29:58What about Quasimodo?
00:30:02Quasimodo the Rassler?
00:30:04I know where he's buried.
00:30:06What?
00:30:07Let's take him up.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:14Yeah, I've been asking the same thing.
00:30:15Quasimodo.
00:30:16Te traje para atras por un gran pelea.
00:30:19Vamos a chingar el abuelo.
00:30:21What's happening?
00:30:23Shh.
00:30:25He's making the pitch.
00:30:27Su nombre era Dolores.
00:30:29Dolores.
00:30:31Dolores.
00:30:33Dolores.
00:30:35Dolores.
00:30:37Dolores.
00:30:39Dolores.
00:30:41Su nombre era Dolores.
00:30:43Her name was Dolores.
00:30:45Ella era mi Julieta.
00:30:47Amor de mi vida.
00:30:49She was his Julieta.
00:30:51Mori por ella y la quiero de vuelta.
00:30:53The love of his life.
00:30:55He died for her and now he wants her back.
00:30:57What?
00:30:59This ain't fantasy, Alan.
00:31:01We need fighters, not lovers.
00:31:03En el ring la llamaron La Banshee.
00:31:05En el ring they call her La Banshee.
00:31:07Podia matar a seis hombres fuertes con un lápiz de número dos.
00:31:09Podia matar a seis hombres fuertes con un lápiz de número dos.
00:31:11Una docena mas y tuvieron sacapuntas.
00:31:13Una docena mas y tuvieron sacapuntas.
00:31:15A dozen more if she had a pencil sharpener.
00:31:17That's my kind of woman, but still.
00:31:19Somos los dos o nada.
00:31:21Somos los dos o nada.
00:31:23He says, you get them both or you get neither.
00:31:25He says, you get them both or you get neither.
00:31:31We can go for a twofer.
00:31:39We can go for a twofer.
00:31:49That's the Banshee?
00:31:51That's her.
00:31:53Dolores.
00:32:01Mi amor.
00:32:03Oh.
00:32:05Mi amor.
00:32:11Mira.
00:32:13Mira lo que hago con tu mi amor.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:41What if I killed myself?
00:32:43To be free of you.
00:32:47What do you think of that?
00:32:49Oh.
00:32:51You're looking at 350 pounds of sad right there.
00:32:53You're looking at 350 pounds of sad right there.
00:32:55You're not helping at all.
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:59Don't wind me up, Missy.
00:33:01I don't wind down easy.
00:33:03Plus I have a pension for marriage.
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:07Put a ring on it.
00:33:09Damn it!
00:33:11I'll bite that nose of yours off and stick it up your ass.
00:33:13I'll bite that nose of yours off and stick it up your ass.
00:33:17Hey!
00:33:19Shut the fuck up!
00:33:21Hey.
00:33:35Hey.
00:33:37Fifteen.
00:33:39That's it.
00:33:41That's all we got.
00:33:51Don't worry, ok?
00:33:53Don't worry, ok?
00:33:55Fuck, man.
00:33:59What a girl.
00:34:01What a girl.
00:34:11You put this
00:34:13on me after I was dead.
00:34:15You put this on me after I was dead.
00:34:17You put this on me after I was dead.
00:34:19You put this on me after I was dead.
00:34:21What do you mean?
00:34:23I just thought...
00:34:25You just thought what?
00:34:27You thought I was going to say goodbye?
00:34:29Look.
00:34:31Look at what I'm going to do to your fucking crazy ass.
00:34:33Look at his heart. Did you see it?
00:34:35Bye.
00:34:41So what is he good at?
00:34:43Busting heads with a stick.
00:34:49Fuck.
00:35:07So you a real hockey player or you just like playing dress up?
00:35:09So you a real hockey player or you just like playing dress up?
00:35:11What's your name, man?
00:35:13Stick Face.
00:35:15Stick Face?
00:35:17What the hell kind of name is that?
00:35:21Like a stick.
00:35:23Like a stick.
00:35:25Like a stick.
00:35:35Oh shit.
00:35:37Oh shit.
00:35:39Hey, let's keep it on the road, boss.
00:35:41Hey, let's keep it on the road, boss.
00:35:43Uh oh.
00:35:45Why are we stopping?
00:35:47Everybody out. Let's go.
00:36:05They're here.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:15They're coming.
00:36:17Oh, my key.
00:36:43Buenos dias, Carmela.
00:36:45Hope you all had a restful night.
00:36:47Hope you all had a restful night.
00:36:49Hope you all had a restful night.
00:36:51Now, honey,
00:36:53I know you ain't happy with the choices in front of you right now,
00:36:55I know you ain't happy with the choices in front of you right now,
00:36:57but it's time to pick your switch.
00:36:59but it's time to pick your switch.
00:37:01What do you say you just come on out with your hands on your head
00:37:03and we just ride on out of here, start over fresh?
00:37:05and we just ride on out of here, start over fresh?
00:37:07I ain't saying you ain't brave and all,
00:37:09but the way I see it, you're all having no cattle in this matchup.
00:37:11but the way I see it, you're all having no cattle in this matchup.
00:37:13So, El Abuelo asks you for the very last time,
00:37:15So, El Abuelo asks you for the very last time,
00:37:17do you accept his...
00:37:19Do you accept his...
00:37:25What?
00:37:27You weren't going to accept?
00:37:29What? You weren't going to accept?
00:37:31Open up!
00:37:33Open up!
00:37:35Motherfucker!
00:37:41Motherfucker!
00:37:51Hey, cabron!
00:38:11Fatima!
00:38:19Match ball!
00:38:41Match ball!
00:38:47Hey, Miguel! Get over here!
00:39:11Uh!
00:39:21Welcome to the party, Miguel!
00:39:23Welcome to the party, Miguel!
00:39:25Welcome to the party, Miguel!
00:39:31Ay, gracias.
00:39:37Abuelo! I thought you were...
00:39:41Don't worry, they're with me.
00:39:45They're...
00:39:46Use your words.
00:39:47Holy fuck!
00:39:48You told me to get some help.
00:39:49This is what I got.
00:39:50Hola, señora.
00:39:51Soy Quasimodo, el campeon del mundo.
00:39:52I'm Tommy.
00:39:59Carmela.
00:40:04Ah.
00:40:08Enchanté, Carmela.
00:40:17Ma'am?
00:40:18No.
00:40:19No one's going to help me.
00:40:20Puta madre.
00:40:21Buenas tardes, señora.
00:40:22Hola.
00:40:23Hola.
00:40:24Hola.
00:40:25Hola.
00:40:26Hola.
00:40:27Hola.
00:40:28Hola.
00:40:29Hola.
00:40:30Hola.
00:40:31Hola.
00:40:32Hola.
00:40:33Hola.
00:40:34Hola.
00:40:35Hola.
00:40:36Hola.
00:40:37Hola.
00:40:38Hola.
00:40:39Hola.
00:40:40Hola.
00:40:41Hola.
00:40:43Buenas tardes, señora.
00:40:50Estamos trabajando con demonios.
00:40:52No hay problema.
00:40:53Oh, yeah.
00:41:00Oh, fuck me, Ronan.
00:41:03I've turned into my fucking grandmother.
00:41:06Yep, the sphincters pretty much take a vacation.
00:41:10All right.
00:41:13Time to put out, chapeto.
00:41:16It's time for me to turn into a real boy.
00:41:19George Foreman's got a point there, boss.
00:41:22You did make a promise.
00:41:24I said when the job was done.
00:41:26It ain't done yet.
00:41:27Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:41:29Can't be moving the goalposts now.
00:41:32If we got here before sunrise,
00:41:36we bitch smacked Abuelo's men.
00:41:39The job is done.
00:41:45Abuelo's gonna be back.
00:41:47He's gonna have an army with him.
00:41:49You afraid, Eugene?
00:41:54Well, nothing scare me.
00:41:55Then prove it.
00:41:58I'll keep up my end of the deal.
00:42:01You keep up yours.
00:42:05So what'll it be?
00:42:07We gonna save this lady's farm or what?
00:42:15I fight with Bravo.
00:42:20I fight with Bravo.
00:42:22Yo también.
00:42:25Glad grandma's in it.
00:42:27Me too.
00:42:31This shit ain't over, Bravo.
00:42:36All right, Miguel.
00:42:37Yo.
00:42:38We need a look up.
00:42:39Go out and watch the main road.
00:42:41The rest of us, we have a house to fortify
00:42:44and an abuelito to kill.
00:42:46Show me all the entry points.
00:42:48Entry points?
00:42:49Shut up.
00:43:01Ey tú, mi capullo de rosas
00:43:10Pon tu linda mano en mi corazón
00:43:15Y hazlo latir de nuevo
00:43:20Este corazón frío y duro
00:43:24Inservible organo en mi interior
00:43:29Ay, ay, ay, ay, mi reina
00:43:38Ay
00:43:47Libera esta pobre bestia y déjale
00:43:51Que vuele sobre el cielo de tu amor
00:43:58Ay, ay, ay, ay, mamacita
00:44:13Esta bestia, este monstruo
00:44:18Se ha muerto por ti
00:44:22Se ha muerto por tu amor
00:44:49Mmm.
00:44:54Ah!
00:45:04Hector, is it your intention to kill me?
00:45:10No.
00:45:12Abuela, never.
00:45:13Then why do you come to my home
00:45:15to inform me that Santana Bravo is still alive
00:45:18instead of doing something about it?
00:45:20I mean, we couldn't.
00:45:21There was just nothing we could do.
00:45:24Go on.
00:45:25Well, you gotta understand, he has a new posse now.
00:45:29How many?
00:45:30100? 200?
00:45:33No.
00:45:36Um, six or seven.
00:45:41100?
00:45:46A total.
00:45:52Total.
00:45:56I see.
00:45:58So you run away
00:46:02to better little fit
00:46:05like a little girly girl
00:46:10screaming?
00:46:12No, look, Abuelo, you gotta understand,
00:46:15there was nothing we could do, all right?
00:46:17I mean, we tried everything, man.
00:46:18This guy just, he couldn't be stopped.
00:46:21You see that, Barry?
00:46:23Yeah.
00:46:25I didn't shoot him.
00:46:27I killed him with a bent stick and a pinecone.
00:46:33Mmm.
00:46:37Abuelo, please.
00:46:39Everything can be stopped.
00:46:43Not this.
00:46:44This fellow!
00:46:59It helps if you have a gun.
00:47:03We're gonna have to board up every entrance.
00:47:07Ah!
00:47:15What's this?
00:47:17Tunnels.
00:47:19My grandfather used these tunnels to smuggle our family
00:47:22and other people in need across the border.
00:47:24It's been sealed up for years.
00:47:26Then Trump built his wall,
00:47:28and the cartel started looking for ways
00:47:30to move their product across the border.
00:47:32That's why Abuelo wants this place.
00:47:34He thought that it was ready to dynamite the thing
00:47:36so they'd leave us alone.
00:47:37But he didn't get the chance.
00:47:56Is there any light?
00:47:59No.
00:48:04Why didn't you tell me about this before?
00:48:07Well, I guess I didn't want you to think we were involved.
00:48:10Lady, listen.
00:48:12I did 28 years in prison.
00:48:1418 in the hole.
00:48:16I don't judge anyone.
00:48:29Oh, give me a home
00:48:34Where the buffalo roam
00:48:38Where the deer and the antelope play
00:48:45Where seldom is heard
00:48:49A man's voice
00:48:54Where seldom is heard
00:48:58A discouraging word
00:49:01In the sky of the cloudy old bay
00:49:09Let me guess.
00:49:11Are they a hold of me?
00:49:24Give it to me.
00:49:39What's wrong with your face?
00:49:41What's wrong with your face?
00:49:43Not a time for glibness, amigo.
00:49:48What happened to my men?
00:49:50What happened to my men?
00:49:52Do you want a clinical explanation?
00:50:06Let's take a trip to the Olive Garden.
00:50:09I love the Olive Garden.
00:50:14Stop, you're hurting me.
00:50:16Who are you?
00:50:21Ah!
00:50:23Look, I have a few teensy-weensy boundary issues.
00:50:27Why? I'm going to do off my finger?
00:50:29The thumb isn't technically a finger.
00:50:32Well, neither is the apple.
00:50:34What?
00:50:44Shoot him in the balls.
00:50:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:47Not the dusty danglers.
00:50:48Tito, Manolo, right?
00:50:50Those are your names?
00:50:52We're friends.
00:50:54We're friends, cabrón.
00:50:55Friends.
00:50:56Yes?
00:50:57You have TikTok?
00:50:58Yes? No?
00:50:59We have connection.
00:51:00Yes?
00:51:01In the mood to talk now?
00:51:02Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:51:04We could do that whole TikTok thing.
00:51:05Just don't shoot me in the...
00:51:06Ah!
00:51:10That was totally unnecessary.
00:51:15I'm a fucking Barbie now!
00:51:18You.
00:51:20You.
00:51:23And since we're being so gratuitous.
00:51:29Jesus Christ.
00:51:32More like Nick Fury.
00:51:37And to think I walked out of the house looking like this.
00:51:49Kill him.
00:51:50Kill him!
00:52:00Just thought you might want to know,
00:52:02what are you up against?
00:52:03The others are like me,
00:52:05but way less chill.
00:52:19You have been to see the bruja?
00:52:21The bruja has been to see me.
00:52:25Which explains the ride.
00:52:28Comes with the package, I'm afraid.
00:52:31And they say she restores a person to full life.
00:52:35Not whatever you are.
00:52:37That's premium package.
00:52:39Is that what Bravo promised your compadres?
00:52:48Yes.
00:52:54Vamanos.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:21Okay.
00:53:23Wow.
00:53:26Ought to call this place the stitching post.
00:53:29You are a Rembrandt of sewn, senor.
00:53:34Eugene!
00:53:35Eugene!
00:53:36Looking good!
00:53:37Look at you!
00:53:38Why don't you try to make it look better?
00:53:40Oh.
00:53:41Okay.
00:53:43If I had a hand.
00:53:44I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:53:47Do you think we can really trust Bravo?
00:53:51I do.
00:53:54Well, you know, we haven't even seen this bruja
00:53:57and her magical friolis.
00:54:00And what if she doesn't exist?
00:54:02What if he's just been playing us this whole time?
00:54:05Guess we'll find out.
00:54:09Oh, man.
00:54:11Really?
00:54:12Really.
00:54:14A little help?
00:54:18Come on, finish up.
00:54:31You know, it's funny how we spend our time
00:54:34until we lose it.
00:54:36You're a poet.
00:54:39Wait a minute.
00:54:42Okay.
00:55:13No!
00:55:25What am I doing?
00:55:28I don't even want to live.
00:55:31Everyone's in position.
00:55:33We have to get inside.
00:55:35How did you do it?
00:55:38How did you bring them back?
00:55:46Have you ever been married, Mr. Bravo?
00:55:49Once.
00:55:51And you?
00:55:53Once.
00:55:55And you?
00:55:57Once.
00:55:58And you, Mr. Bravo?
00:56:00Once.
00:56:01A long time ago.
00:56:04Her name was Guadalupe.
00:56:09She died because she loved me.
00:56:14Wouldn't you bring her back?
00:56:18If you could.
00:56:29They're back.
00:56:33Huh.
00:56:34One car.
00:56:36Unless they're superhuman clowns or something,
00:56:39color me unimpressed.
00:56:41One car?
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:43Oh, let me see.
00:56:45I'll be damned.
00:56:47It really is one car.
00:56:48Man, that's some shit.
00:56:51Where the hell's Miguel?
00:56:54I don't know.
00:56:56Where the hell's Miguel?
00:57:01I didn't know, man.
00:57:14Who's that?
00:57:15La Bruja.
00:57:18Well, we got to do something.
00:57:22Please, Bravo, don't let me die.
00:57:24Bravo, please.
00:57:26He only wants you, Bravo.
00:57:28You might want to do what the lady says.
00:57:36Move, mija.
00:57:54I'm scared.
00:57:59I'm scared.
00:58:06He wants you, Bravo.
00:58:11Don't let me die.
00:58:13Don't let me die.
00:58:14Don't die.
00:58:15It's going to be okay.
00:58:16Don't worry.
00:58:18I'll take care of this.
00:58:20I swear.
00:58:21I'll take care of this.
00:58:22I swear.
00:58:25I swear.
00:58:33You're looking good.
00:58:39She was mine, Bravo.
00:58:43You of all people should have known that.
00:58:46She made her choice.
00:58:48Sadly, the wrong one.
00:58:50We're all concerned.
00:58:55It's amazing how times have changed.
00:58:59I don't even need a detonator.
00:59:01I just have three.
00:59:06Let's me and you finish this.
00:59:08Just me and you.
00:59:19Look at me.
00:59:20Look at me.
00:59:22These days,
00:59:23I fight for my life just going up a flight of stairs.
00:59:29Tell me this.
00:59:32How do you think your undead friends are going to react
00:59:35when they find out their only chance of life
00:59:39goes boom?
00:59:41They'll want your head on a stick.
00:59:44Right next to yours?
00:59:48Imagine that.
00:59:50Two brothers.
00:59:52Side by side.
00:59:54Heads on sticks.
00:59:56We were never brotherly.
00:59:59Well, not by blood.
01:00:01But in blood.
01:00:04And that's the stain you don't wash off.
01:00:08No matter how hard you scrub.
01:00:21No.
01:00:23Go!
01:00:24Get him!
01:00:25Go!
01:00:33No!
01:00:38Shit!
01:00:45Man, this changes everything.
01:00:48Brew gone.
01:01:07No, no, no!
01:01:18No.
01:01:32You got some balls coming back here.
01:01:48I'm so close.
01:01:51I'm this close.
01:01:53You'll get another chance.
01:01:56You will.
01:01:59You still have me.
01:02:03And a little old lady who's pretty good with a shotgun.
01:02:07And your posse.
01:02:11And your brother.
01:02:13And your sister.
01:02:14And your posse.
01:02:17I have nothing to offer them now.
01:02:19Just be honest with them.
01:02:41Time to do God's work, brother.
01:02:45Whatever the hell that means.
01:02:53Four!
01:02:55That's the best they can do.
01:02:58Come on.
01:03:05Hey!
01:03:12What are they doing now?
01:03:14Nothing.
01:03:20Not a damn thing.
01:03:31I'm gonna put some biscuits in the basket.
01:03:34Oh, you go get them, Stanley Cup.
01:03:38He got a plan.
01:03:45Fuck.
01:04:01Time to get stick-faced.
01:04:10Uh-oh.
01:04:12Oh, shit.
01:04:14They blew up Sticky.
01:04:17Shit.
01:04:18I think that was a missile.
01:04:20Damn it.
01:04:21Fuck.
01:04:23They're fixing to blow us all up.
01:04:28Yeah!
01:04:30Damn, that's sticky.
01:04:31It was sticky.
01:04:38Holy shit.
01:04:41That's just not fair.
01:04:46What are we gonna do now, Bravo?
01:05:07So what's plan B?
01:05:11Where does this thing spit out?
01:05:13An abandoned factory on the Mexican side.
01:05:31Don't you let him get away, you motherfucker.
01:05:33Come on.
01:05:39Keep moving. Keep moving.
01:05:44Oh, shit.
01:05:47Stay back.
01:05:48Get him!
01:05:57I can't get to Bravo on the woman.
01:05:59Fuck!
01:06:04Fuck.
01:06:06Take it further!
01:06:12Got him!
01:06:17Fuck!
01:06:23Bravo!
01:06:34All right, Lasorda, come on.
01:06:55I thought there'd be more.
01:06:57There will be.
01:06:59Come on. Any minute.
01:07:00If you stay, I stay.
01:07:02We'll be right behind you.
01:07:03No, Bravo.
01:07:05Trust me, Mia.
01:07:07Let's go.
01:07:18Okay.
01:07:19Let's gather up all these grenades
01:07:22and blow the hell out of this joint.
01:07:24Not you, old friend.
01:07:26You're all done here.
01:07:28Hey, this ain't none of you.
01:07:30Actually, it is.
01:07:32It's where we belong.
01:07:34You still got some life.
01:07:35Put it to good use.
01:07:37Yeah, go out there and do something nice like
01:07:40save some kittens or something.
01:07:44Let's do it again sometime.
01:07:47You remember them red diamonds that went missing
01:07:49during that San Antonio job?
01:07:52Damn, you nasty.
01:07:55Put them to good use.
01:07:56Bravo.
01:07:57Bravo.
01:08:01Let's blow this joint.
01:08:03Like you read about.
01:08:05It's been a hoot, muchacho.
01:08:27Let's go.
01:08:45Where's Bravo?
01:08:46I don't know, mija.
01:08:47We gotta go.
01:08:48We've gotta go.
01:08:51Don't know this.
01:08:52Don't know this.
01:08:57Prefería estar en el olvido contigo
01:09:00que en este mundo sin ti.
01:09:22Mi poeta.
01:09:24Mi monstruo.
01:09:36No.
01:09:42You mother...
01:09:52No.
01:10:00No.
01:10:01Bravo!
01:10:04Bravo!
01:10:09Get me out of here!
01:10:10No!
01:10:11No!
01:10:15Everyone!
01:10:22Too bad.
01:10:28No.
01:10:29You don't get to die on me, Bravo.
01:10:34He's digging!
01:10:41Here!
01:10:42Here!
01:10:52Die!
01:11:06He's not breathing.
01:11:07I know.
01:11:08He's not breathing.
01:11:09Bravo.
01:11:20I know.
01:11:22We have nowhere left.
01:11:27No!
01:11:28We have to go.
01:11:29We have to go.
01:11:30Yeah.
01:11:31He's dead, sweetheart.
01:11:32We have to go.
01:11:33Go!
01:11:52Get this.
01:11:54Now.
01:12:22Come to mommy.
01:12:25Come to mommy.
01:12:28Hola, papi.
01:12:31Bienvenidos.
01:12:33Yeah?
01:12:34Oh, bravo.
01:12:36Oh, shit.
01:12:41I dropped those kids in an angel.
01:12:45No.
01:12:46No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:49No.
01:12:50No.
01:12:51No.
01:13:22Vamos!
01:13:24Hola, amigos.
01:13:36Que pues, compa?
01:13:39Remember we used to play here when we were kids?
01:13:41Hide and seek.
01:13:42Of course, there was an avocado orchard back then.
01:13:48Remember when we fell off the...
01:13:49Remember when we fell off the...
01:14:03Kill me.
01:14:04I've already died twice today.
01:14:08Well, let her be.
01:14:10Sorry.
01:14:12We made a deal.
01:14:14Her ranch or her life.
01:14:17She chose them wisely.
01:14:19Like her Guadalupe.
01:14:23Funny how things come full circle, you know?
01:14:42Be good.
01:14:46No.
01:14:49Guadalupe.
01:15:16Guadalupe.
01:15:35Look at me, Cabo.
01:15:36Look at me.
01:15:38Look at me.
01:15:44I want my face to be the last one you see.
01:16:08Save your seat by the fire, compadres.
01:16:13Dios te bendiga.
01:16:26What now?
01:16:28Rebuild somehow.
01:16:30It won't be easy.
01:16:32I'll manage.
01:16:38Here.
01:16:39This might make it a little easier.
01:16:42Uncut red diamonds.
01:16:45Compliments of Tommy Lasori.
01:16:47Where was he keeping these?
01:16:49You don't want to know.
01:16:52Tommy.
01:16:54You could stay, you know?
01:16:58How about I could pay you in diamonds?
01:17:03No, Mia.
01:17:04I got a lot of work to do.
01:17:05No, Mia.
01:17:06I got other plans.
01:17:10I gotta go, comradita.
01:17:12Dios te bendiga.
01:17:16Cuídate, bro.
01:17:19I will. I will.
01:17:25Señora.
01:17:28Dios te bendiga, señorita.
01:17:30Igualmente.
01:17:36No.
01:17:40No.
01:17:44I don't think there's any place on earth more beautiful than this.
01:17:52Unbelievable.
01:17:54Most beautifulest place this side of heaven.
01:17:58Lately, Mia, I've been thinking.
01:18:02I'm tired.
01:18:03I've done what I was put here to do.
01:18:06And now...
01:18:09I think...
01:18:12I'm ready to move on.
01:18:17I just want to be with you, baby.
01:18:22Not yet, mi amor.
01:18:24Your body will heal.
01:18:26And so will your soul.
01:18:29You have so much more to do, Santana.
01:18:34Let's go.
01:18:48Hey, Miguelito.
01:18:52Bravo in the hand.
01:18:58Look out.
01:18:59Dead hand walking.
01:19:04I think it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
01:19:12Amigos till the end.
01:19:15All cinco dedos.
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