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00:00And now, let's welcome back four of our favorite couples.
00:19Couple number one, Dee Dee and Charlie Shenfield.
00:23Couple number two, Sandra and Doc Morgan.
00:27Couple number three, Carrie and Greg Guarneri.
00:30And couple number four, Stacey and Manny Thomas.
00:32Those are our alumni couples for today, and here's your host, the star of the all-new
00:38newlywed game, Bob Eubanks.
00:39Thank you very much.
00:40Hello, everybody.
00:41Welcome to the all-new newlywed game.
00:42They say everything is funny when it happens to someone else.
00:52When these couples were on our show before, they were funny, but someone else won.
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02:46Welcome back to Alumni Day and the all-new Newlywed Game.
02:52The wives have been secluded offstage and now it's time for some five-point questions.
02:55And as you know, gentlemen, you'll be answering these questions as you predict your wife will
02:59answer the same question when she returns.
03:01Now if her answer matches your prediction, you get five points toward a grand prize that's
03:04been selected especially for you.
03:06So if you're ready, here's our first question.
03:08Gentlemen, on your very first late night date, will your wife say the two of you behaved
03:12more like Cagney and Lacey, Laurel and Hardy, or Jekyll and Hyde?
03:17Manny, on the first late night date?
03:20Could you repeat those three?
03:22Yes.
03:23On the first late night date, did you and your wife behave more like Cagney and Lacey,
03:26Laurel and Hardy, or Jekyll and Hyde?
03:29Kathy and Lacey.
03:30Oh, Cagney and Lacey.
03:32Right.
03:33Okay, Greg?
03:34Laurel and Hardy, because we had a great time.
03:37Laurel and Hardy.
03:38Lots of laughs, lots of laughs.
03:39Good.
03:40Doc?
03:42All night talking, laughing.
03:43Laurel and Hardy.
03:44Charlie?
03:45Cagney and Lacey.
03:46You behaved like Cagney and Lacey?
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48You bet, Bob.
03:49Is that right?
03:50We had a wild time.
03:51You did, huh?
03:52Two of you girls, huh?
03:53Next question.
03:54Gentlemen, how will your wife say you would complete this sentence?
03:55This is you talking.
03:56If Mick Jagger had married my wife, would you have married her?
03:57No.
03:58No.
03:59No.
04:00No.
04:01No.
04:02No.
04:03No.
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04:09No.
04:10No.
04:11If Mick Jagger had married my wife, he might have been singing, I can get no satisfaction,
04:16but he also would have been singing, I can't get no, what, Greg?
04:21Money from the checkbook.
04:23Money from the checkbook.
04:24Doc?
04:25Peace and quiet.
04:26Peace and quiet.
04:27Charlie?
04:2824 hours a day.
04:29Well, I have to say, no money from the wife.
04:33He also, he'd been singing, I can get no satisfaction, but he'd also been singing, I can't get no
04:37money from the wife.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40You can't get any money from her?
04:41I don't know.
04:42Penny, Bob.
04:43What's the problem?
04:44I don't know.
04:45That's what I'm trying to find out.
04:46You look different.
04:47Maybe it's my hair.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Manny?
04:50I think, I mean, no satisfaction, and you couldn't get away with nothing.
05:00Okay.
05:01I get no satisfaction, but I also can't get no, got to be something else.
05:08Okay.
05:09No satisfaction.
05:11No peace and quiet.
05:12No peace and quiet.
05:13All right.
05:14Here's the last of our five-point questions.
05:15Gentlemen, what will your wife say was the name of the last public place you personally
05:19went Looney Tunes in?
05:21Last public place, Doc, that you went Looney Tunes in?
05:24Have to be Lorenzo's.
05:25At Lorenzo's.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Charlie?
05:28Well, I don't know.
05:29I've been Looney Tuning a lot of places, Bob, but I really, I really have to say, uh,
05:40last public place, Charlie?
05:42Uh, at Bob's, Big Boy.
05:45You went Looney Tunes at Bob's Big Boy?
05:47Boy, you picked the big ones, doesn't you?
05:51Oh, yeah.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Good for you.
05:54Manny?
05:55Looney Tune at the football game, the playoff football game.
05:56At the, where was this now?
05:59At the Ram Stadium.
06:00At Anaheim Stadium.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah.
06:03The Anaheim Ram Stadium.
06:04Okay, fine.
06:05And Greg?
06:06I'd have to say Draper's Nightclub.
06:07Last time we went out, just-
06:08At Draper's Nightclub.
06:09Yeah.
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08:34All right.
08:35Let's see.
08:36Did you behave like Michael and Hyde
08:37or Cagney and Lacey
08:38on your first late night date, Dee Dee?
08:39Laurel and Hardy.
08:40Like Laurel and Hardy.
08:41You don't know what they mean or who they are,
08:42but I'll just say Laurel and Hardy.
08:43He knows who Laurel and Hardy is.
08:44I don't think so.
08:45Let's see.
08:46Charlie said on the first late night date,
08:47you two behaved just like Cagney and Lacey.
08:48Oh, you're so stupid.
08:49You don't even stay up that late to watch them.
08:50Yes, sir.
08:51Yes, I do.
08:52Who are they?
08:53Who are they?
08:54And you're the one that falls asleep on me.
08:55Oh, you wish.
08:56You're stupid.
08:57Hey, who's Cagney and Lacey, Charlie?
09:04He goes to bed at seven?
09:05Yes.
09:06Why?
09:07Nuh-uh.
09:08She goes to bed before I do.
09:09He's lying.
09:10He is a liar.
09:11You're lying.
09:12You're such a liar.
09:13You're going to lose.
09:14No, you're not going to lose.
09:15You're tied for first already.
09:16Sondra?
09:17I'd say Laurel and Hardy.
09:18Laurel and Hardy.
09:19All right.
09:20He said on the first late night date,
09:21you behaved just like Laurel and Hardy.
09:22All right.
09:23Now, Charlie, you're in second place.
09:24Carrie?
09:25I'd have to say Cagney and Lacey.
09:26Cagney and Lacey.
09:27All right.
09:28All right.
09:29You're in second place.
09:30Carrie?
09:31I'd have to say Cagney and Lacey.
09:32Cagney and Lacey.
09:33Why would you say that?
09:34Because Charlie did.
09:35That's right.
09:36Just following the trend.
09:37Yeah.
09:38Laurel and Hardy, he said.
09:39Why?
09:40Laurel and Hardy because we had a good time
09:41when we went out on our first date.
09:42We had a lot of laughs.
09:43Cagney and Lacey, like, you know, like you said,
09:44two women, you know, two women have...
09:45No, we were not like two women.
09:46Oh.
09:47Well, I guess maybe.
09:48Stacy?
09:49Well, I didn't...
09:50What was the three?
09:51Oh, Laurel and Hardy, Jekyll and Hyde,
09:52or Cagney and Lacey?
09:53Laurel and Hardy.
09:54He said on the first late night date,
09:55you guys behaved like Cagney and Lacey.
09:56I figured they'd know what they wanted.
09:57Well, you devil, you.
09:58That's true.
09:59Did you attack her on the first date?
10:00Oh, I sure did.
10:01And I know exactly what she wanted.
10:02Is that right?
10:03No.
10:04Does her mother...
10:05Does her mother know that?
10:06She knows now.
10:07Yeah.
10:08All right.
10:09All right.
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10:19All right.
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10:21All right.
10:22All right.
10:24Next question, ladies.
10:25How did your husband complete this sentence?
10:27This is him talking.
10:28He said, if Mick Jagger had married my wife,
10:30he might have been singing, I get no satisfaction.
10:33But he also would have been singing, I get no...
10:36What, Sondra?
10:37Rest.
10:38Rest.
10:39No rest, right?
10:40He would be singing, I get no peace and quiet.
10:42Peace and quiet.
10:43What are you talking about?
10:44Peace and quiet.
10:45Same thing.
10:46Rest, peace and quiet.
10:47Well, peace, quiet.
10:48No one is quieter than I am around the house.
10:50That's true.
10:51Yes.
10:52Yes.
10:53So then why did you do that?
10:54Yes.
10:55You get no rest.
10:56When you're awake.
10:57I'm the one...
10:58Peace and quiet, rest.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Look at Charlie, look at you.
11:01I'm afraid to look at Charlie.
11:02Charlie, leave that man's wife alone.
11:03I'll pick on my own wife.
11:04Yeah, okay.
11:05Gary?
11:06Um...
11:07He's been singing, I get no satisfaction,
11:08but also would be singing...
11:09No nookie?
11:10Oh.
11:11Greg said he doesn't.
11:12No nookie.
11:13No nookie.
11:14No nookie.
11:15No nookie.
11:16No nookie.
11:17No nookie.
11:18No nookie.
11:19No nookie.
11:20No nookie.
11:21No nookie.
11:22No nookie.
11:23No nookie.
11:24Greg said he'd also been singing...
11:25She was married to Mick Jagger, he probably...
11:26Yes, yes, never that, never that, that's right.
11:27No money from the checkbook.
11:28All the time, all the time.
11:29She takes the checkbook in the morning.
11:30When I'm still asleep or whatever,
11:31she goes out of the house with it.
11:32She comes back later, she's got...
11:33Spent $25, $50 during the whole duration of the day.
11:34That's all right, that's not bad at all.
11:35Thank you, Bob.
11:36That's okay.
11:37No, it's not real good either.
11:38Oh, huh.
11:39Oh, I'm sorry.
11:40That's okay, Bob.
11:41Dude, quit behaving like Cagney and Lacey,
11:42maybe they...
11:43Yeah.
11:52No, it's not.
11:53Not according to the judge.
11:54The judge knows, too.
11:55Yeah, the judge is smart.
11:56Dee Dee.
11:57Sex, but he gets all he can handle.
11:58Sex.
11:59He can't handle much, but he gets all he can handle.
12:00Oh, no.
12:01Is that right?
12:02No.
12:03Charlie said, I...
12:04No, he'd be saying, I get no money from the wife.
12:05You never give me no money.
12:06I asked you.
12:07Oh, no way.
12:08If you can't support us, then I'm sorry,
12:09that's your problem.
12:10Who's the one that...
12:11Here's the...
12:12What's the matter, Charlie?
12:13She always tells me, hey, I ain't got no money,
12:14and she comes home and her hair's done,
12:15and her hair's done, and her hair's done,
12:17What's the matter, Charlie?
12:18What's the matter, Charlie?
12:19She always tells me, hey, I ain't got no money,
12:20and she comes home and her hair's done,
12:21and her hair's done, and her hair's done,
12:22and her hair's done, and her hair's done,
12:23and her nails are done.
12:24And her nails are done.
12:25And her nails are done.
12:26And her hair is beautiful.
12:27It does?
12:28Yes.
12:29Yes.
12:30And it matches yours?
12:31And it matches yours?
12:32And I think it's better.
12:33And I think it's better.
12:34I looked better, Bob.
12:35What do you think, Bob?
12:36Bob.
12:37Hey, Bob.
12:38How do you like this?
12:39I like it.
12:40Am I cool, Bob?
12:41He paid $900 for that.
12:46No, I don't know what you're talking about.
12:53Charlie, where's the rest of it?
12:55Yeah, right, and you want money from me?
12:57You spend $900 on a piece of rug?
13:00You want money from me?
13:02Forget it!
13:06I don't know what you're talking about.
13:08Here's the last of our...
13:13Here's the last of our five-point questions.
13:16Ladies, what was the name of the last public place
13:19your husband personally went Looney Tunes in?
13:22Carrie?
13:23Me?
13:24Yeah, no, the name of the last public place
13:26your husband went Looney Tunes in.
13:30I'd have to say the river.
13:32The river. He went Looney Tunes in the river.
13:34No talking, gang, please.
13:35Okay, he predicted you would say
13:37the last public place was Draper's Nightclub.
13:39Oh.
13:40Can't really compete with number one,
13:41so I'm gonna go ahead and give this argument to them.
13:44We're having a better time with all of us.
13:46Daisy?
13:47Looney Tunes.
13:48Yeah, where's the last place he went Looney Tunes in?
13:55Yes? Hurry, please.
13:56In the garage.
13:57In the garage?
13:58At a garage sale.
14:00At the garage sale?
14:01Yeah.
14:02All right.
14:03Manny said he went Looney Tunes
14:04at the Anaheim Rams stadium.
14:06That last public place, you know,
14:08a lot of people act crazy, good game.
14:10Yeah, when the Dallas Cowboys lost.
14:11You know, when you made me sit down?
14:13Jesus.
14:15She made you sit down?
14:16Yeah.
14:17Before?
14:18Because Dallas lost.
14:19Yeah, and she's a Dallas fan,
14:20and I was ripping her apart.
14:21Oh, I see.
14:22Hey, Charlie, be quiet.
14:25All right, Dallas.
14:26Dee Dee, last public place he went Looney Tunes in,
14:28you have a lot to choose from.
14:32I'll kill you.
14:33We don't go to public places.
14:34I told you he spent it on his hair.
14:36Oh.
14:37McDonald's.
14:39Hey, it has to do with hamburgers,
14:41so we got it right, Bob.
14:42Yeah, you got it.
14:43Bob.
14:44Big boy.
14:45Bob.
14:46Yeah.
14:47Wrong place, Charlie.
14:48Too expensive for you.
14:49Sondra.
14:50It was at home this fall.
14:53The last public place now, in fairness to you.
14:55Oh, but at home was good.
14:57I'd say Lorenzo's.
14:59At Lorenzo's.
15:00He predicted you would say he went at Lorenzo's.
15:02Okay.
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17:32Welcome back to Alumni Day and the all-new Newlywed Game.
17:34If you just tuned in, you missed a lot of fun, but we're going to have some more right now.
17:37Ladies, now your husbands are secluded offstage and it's your turn to predict what they will say.
17:41God knows what they'll say.
17:42Each of these questions will be worth 10 points.
17:44So, here we go with our first question.
17:46Ladies, who will your husband say comes to your mind when you hear the words sexy, single, and available?
17:53Who comes to your mind, ladies, when you hear the words sexy, single, and available?
17:56First names only, please.
17:57Sandra?
17:58Ed.
17:59Ed does.
18:00He is gorgeous.
18:01He is.
18:02Dee Dee?
18:03Daryl.
18:04Daryl.
18:05Daryl.
18:06Daryl.
18:07Cagney or Lacey?
18:08Daryl.
18:09Stacy?
18:10Roy.
18:11Roy.
18:12He's old and gray-haired, but he's sexy.
18:14Is that right?
18:15Old and gray-headed.
18:16Don't knock it until you try it.
18:19Carrie?
18:20I'd have to say Gordon.
18:21Gordon.
18:22Gordon.
18:23All right.
18:24Last of our 10-point questions.
18:25Ladies, how will your husband say you would complete this sentence?
18:26This is you talking.
18:27When it comes to blank, my husband is just a complete bozo.
18:31Be specific.
18:32Dee Dee, when it comes to blank, your husband's a bozo.
18:35You got an hour.
18:37When it comes to this show, can I say this show?
18:42Okay.
18:43This show, he's a bozo.
18:44He's a bozo.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Stacy?
18:47From one to me?
18:48Yes.
18:49Just zoom just around there.
18:50When it comes to blank, my husband's a complete bozo.
18:53Remembering things.
18:54Remembering things.
18:55Carrie?
18:56Driving.
18:57Driving.
18:58Sondra?
18:59When it comes to dancing.
19:00Dancing.
19:01Yeah.
19:02Dancing.
19:03Oh, you don't know.
19:04This man does a rendition of The Twist.
19:05That chubby checker has nothing to worry about.
19:07I'm sure.
19:08Yes.
19:09Next question, ladies.
19:1025-point boner.
19:11Bonus question.
19:12Charlie's catching, isn't he?
19:4125-point bonus question.
19:53Will your husband say that right now in his wallet, he has more than $50, less than $50,
20:00or exactly $50?
20:02Stacey?
20:03Less.
20:04Less.
20:05All right.
20:06Carrie?
20:07Less.
20:08Less.
20:09Sondra?
20:10Definitely less.
20:11Less.
20:12All right.
20:13Thank you very much.
20:14We'll be back with our husband, Zeke Farris, with the all-new new show, right after these
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22:01Welcome back to the Alderman's Newlywed Game.
22:02Now, gentlemen, let's see how well your wives have predicted
22:03what you will say.
22:04And remember, these questions will now be worth 10 points.
22:05Here's our first one.
22:06Gentlemen, who comes to your wife's mind
22:07when she hears the words sexy, single, and available?
22:11Give me a first name only, please.
22:14Greg?
22:15Arnold.
22:16Arnold!
22:17Arnold.
22:18Arnold?
22:19No, Gordon.
22:21Gordon.
22:22Jeez.
22:23I'm sure Gordon will be really proud about that.
22:26He's sitting out in the audience tonight.
22:27Well, Gordon, yeah.
22:28She said it.
22:29Gordon took a bow.
22:32But he's not even available, though.
22:33He just got engaged.
22:34Well.
22:35Arnold's not available, either.
22:36He's engaged.
22:37And she tells him all the time, leave all the other girls alone, you know, because...
22:39Well, now you know why.
22:40Stacy, I mean...
22:41Leave my wife alone there, too.
22:42Stacy.
22:43Who?
22:44Roy.
22:45Roy.
22:46Yeah.
22:47Okay.
22:48Stacy predicted you would say, card, please.
22:49It's Roy.
22:50That's right.
22:51Charlie, when your wife thinks sexy, single, and available, who comes to her mind?
23:00Hey, Bob, I know I have to get this, because we were talking about this the other night.
23:04Who is it?
23:05Mark, my brother.
23:06Mark?
23:07No, no, no.
23:08Daryl.
23:09Oh, Daryl.
23:10He's got the cutest little butt.
23:11Hey, you know what she told me the other night?
23:16She said, you know what?
23:17When I was dating you, I almost wanted to marry your brother, you know?
23:21I said, my brother?
23:22That's right.
23:23He does have hair.
23:24He has hair.
23:25Don't take that charge.
23:26All right.
23:27Yeah.
23:28Where are we?
23:29Oh, Doc.
23:30It'd have to be Ed.
23:31Ed.
23:32All right.
23:33She predicted it would have to be Ed.
23:34That's right.
23:35All right.
23:36Next question.
23:37Gentlemen, how did your wife complete this sentence?
23:38This is her talking.
23:39When it comes to blank, my husband is just a complete bozo.
23:40Manny, when it comes to blank, who comes to your mind?
23:41Ed.
23:42Ed.
23:43Ed.
23:44Ed.
23:45Ed.
23:46Ed.
23:47Ed.
23:48Ed.
23:49Ed.
23:50Ed.
23:51Manny, when it comes to blank, you're a bozo.
23:52Sex.
23:53Sex.
23:54You're a bozo.
23:55All right.
23:56She said when it comes to remembering things, Manny, you're a bozo.
23:57That's why I said sex.
23:58You forgot the right answer, didn't you?
23:59I don't remember nothing.
24:00Well, you know, she always tells me, you know.
24:02I take everything in the car for him before I leave for work, and everything in the car
24:13for me before I leave.
24:18Because he forgets.
24:19Because he forgets.
24:20When it comes to blank, you're a bozo.
24:22I have to say remembering names of movie stars and stuff.
24:25Oh, yeah, okay.
24:26Who gives a damn about that?
24:29Don't feel bad. You know what I said.
24:30When it comes to this show, she said you're a bozo.
24:32Oh.
24:33You are so...
24:34Charlie.
24:35You're a bozo.
24:36Hey, hey.
24:37I get this...
24:38I get this right all the time.
24:39No, no, no, no.
24:40We have zero points.
24:41Hey, because of you.
24:42Because of you, not me.
24:43No, you're a bozo.
24:44You don't have any...
24:45Hey, hey.
24:46You're not going home with me tonight.
24:47Charlie.
24:48Charlie, you don't have any...
24:49You're not going home with me.
24:50Because of you.
24:51No.
24:52Because of you.
24:53I don't want to.
24:54You're a bozo on this show.
24:55You have no points.
24:56I know.
24:57He's a bozo.
24:58Because of her.
24:59Whose fault is it?
25:00Her.
25:01His.
25:02Her.
25:03Who?
25:04He is a bozo.
25:05Her.
25:06Last time, it was her fault, too.
25:07I'm always right.
25:08I know you are.
25:09Oh, yeah.
25:10Doc.
25:11I'd have to say it comes to fixing automobiles.
25:12Fixing automobiles.
25:13She said when it comes to...
25:14Dancing.
25:15Dancing, you're a bozo.
25:16What about automobiles?
25:17Honey.
25:19Well, the twist, I can do the twist.
25:20Uh-huh.
25:21Automobiles, I can, too.
25:22Uh-huh.
25:23Greg.
25:24Well, she really constantly complains about me driving.
25:26I'd have to say driving.
25:28Driving.
25:29She said when it comes to driving, you're a bozo.
25:31All right.
25:32We'll be back with a 25-point bonus question
25:33to see which couple's going to win their grand prize
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26:53and we're here live with the Dirty Mobs.
26:55Yeah!
26:56We're giving our 95th caller
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27:32All right, gentlemen,
27:33here it is, your big 25-point bonus question.
27:34For 25 points, gentlemen,
27:35right now in your wallet,
27:36do you have less than $50,
27:38exactly $50,
27:39or more than $50?
27:40Couple number one,
27:41Charlie and Dee Dee with zero.
27:4225 will put you in first place.
27:43Charlie?
27:44Less.
27:45Less.
27:46She said you have less.
27:47Yeah!
27:48Hey!
27:49Yeah!
27:50Hey!
27:51Couple number,
27:52couple number three,
27:53Greg and Carrie,
27:5410, 25,
27:55we'll give you 35.
27:56Greg?
27:57Less than 50.
27:58Less than 50.
27:59Yeah, you got less than 50.
28:00Couple number four,
28:01Manny and Stacy with 10,
28:0225,
28:03we'll give you 35.
28:04Less than $50.
28:05Less than 50.
28:06She said you have less than $50.
28:07Right again.
28:09Couple number two,
28:10Doc and Sandra with 20,
28:1125,
28:12we'll give you 45.
28:13Get it right and you win.
28:14Doc?
28:15More.
28:16More.
28:17She said more than 50.
28:18Doc and Sandra,
28:19you're our newlywed game
28:20grand prize winners.
28:21And now,
28:22Doc and Sandra,
28:23today's winners
28:24of the newlywed game,
28:25here's the special prize
28:26chosen just for you.
28:27It's a fabulous second honeymoon
28:28in exciting Puerto Vallarta,
28:29Mexico.
28:30That's right,
28:31Doc and Sandra,
28:32enjoy your second honeymoon
28:33in Puerto Vallarta,
28:34Mexico.
28:35That's right,
28:36Doc and Sandra,
28:37enjoy yourself
28:38for a week's stay
28:39at the Fiesta Americana
28:40Puerto Vallarta.
28:41Overlooking beautiful
28:42Banderas Bay,
28:43deluxe accommodations,
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28:45cuisine,
28:46relaxation in the sun,
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28:54to Puerto Vallarta.
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28:57and friendly service
28:58in flight,
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29:00And you'll impress
29:01the bellhop
29:02when you take along
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29:05in luxurious
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29:11Furnished by
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29:13It's all yours
29:14courtesy of the new
29:15newlywed game.
29:16Doc and Sandra,
29:17congratulations.
29:18Thank you, couples,
29:19for a delightful half hour.
29:20And thank you for watching.
29:21I'm Bob Eubanks.
29:22See you next time.
29:23Bye-bye.
29:24Darling.
29:25To play Lingo,
29:26you'll need some...
29:27Balls.
29:28B-A-L-L-S.
29:29Just think of the opponent
29:30and say,
29:32Laugh.
29:33L-U-G-H.
29:34Wait, wait, wait.
29:35It's not just words,
29:36it's Lingo tonight
29:37at 9 p.m.
29:38Eastern and Pacific.
29:39It's the most fun
29:40you can have
29:41with your clothes on.
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