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00:00:00Oh man, I think I really got it together now, I got the eggs, the calcium, the carbohydrates,
00:00:13all the vitamins I need.
00:00:14Hulk, what's up?
00:00:15What are you doing?
00:00:16What do you mean what's up, Mean Gene?
00:00:17I'm getting ready for that no good lowlife rattlesnake, Terry Funk, man.
00:00:18This is how you prepare for a title event?
00:00:19You better believe it, Mean Gene.
00:00:20This is my high test gasoline.
00:00:21This is the Hulk's best patent.
00:00:23Give it a good shot, that'll get you real pumped up, Mean Gene.
00:00:24You're good, huh?
00:00:25Oh yeah, you have me, Chief.
00:00:26Nope, nope, nope.
00:00:27A little more biceps, a little more triceps.
00:00:28You better try some more of this.
00:00:29Oh man, I think I really got it together now, I got the eggs, the carbohydrates, all the
00:00:30vitamins I need.
00:00:31I'm getting ready for that no good lowlife rattlesnake, Terry Funk, man.
00:00:32This is how you prepare for a title event?
00:00:33You better believe it, Mean Gene.
00:00:34This is my high test gasoline.
00:00:35This is the Hulk's best patent.
00:00:36This is the Hulk's best patent.
00:00:37This is the Hulk's best patent.
00:00:38This is the Hulk's best patent.
00:00:39This is the Hulk's best patent.
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00:00:42Oh yeah, you have me, Chief.
00:00:43Nope, nope, nope.
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00:00:45You better try some more of this.
00:00:46Look at that.
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00:00:49What's that, Hot Rod?
00:00:50Them fat hillbillies are taking their yearly bath and getting sunburned.
00:00:51I thought I smelled bacon frying.
00:00:52You know, there's only one thing that's worrying.
00:00:53Worrying?
00:00:54What's to worry about?
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00:06:16Well, this is going to be some six-man tag team matchup,
00:06:18but it's certainly much more than just a match,
00:06:20because the Hillbillies feel they have to avenge
00:06:22the actions of Piper and Ventura
00:06:24during Equal Elmer's recent wedding.
00:06:26More specifically, Piper's interruptions
00:06:28of the solemn occasion,
00:06:29and Ventura's scandalous remarks
00:06:31about Elmer's first marital kiss.
00:06:35Let's take you to a flashback.
00:06:37I say that you stink!
00:06:40You stink!
00:06:41And the whole damn wedding stinks!
00:06:44Look at that.
00:06:45It looks like two carp in the Mississippi River
00:06:47going after the same piece of corn.
00:06:49All right, gentlemen, your opponents are in the ring.
00:06:52There's bad feelings, no doubt about it,
00:06:54and I'd like your thoughts.
00:06:55Hillbilly Gene.
00:06:56Me and Gene, we're professional athletes.
00:06:59We're going to behave like professional athletes,
00:07:02no matter what them three polecats do up there.
00:07:05Our family honor's on the line right here.
00:07:08We're going to do what we've got to do to win this match,
00:07:10no matter what.
00:07:12All right, it's going to be Cousin Luke, Uncle Elmer,
00:07:14Hilton, and Jim going against Rowdy Roddy Piper
00:07:17and company.
00:07:18Back to you, Vince McMahon.
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00:07:38Hillbilly Gene!
00:07:40Good old Uncle Elmer, Cousin Luke,
00:07:43and I'll tell you, this is going to be one six-man
00:07:46tag team matchup.
00:07:47Bobby the Brain Heenan, you can bet the tippers
00:07:49are going to flare in this one.
00:07:51You know, in my opinion, I think they ought to make them
00:07:53wear trunks and shoes like everybody else.
00:07:55They shouldn't be allowed to wrestle
00:07:56in those dirty Levi's.
00:07:58Now, whether they're dirty or not, I'm not too sure,
00:08:00but you can bet, as was outlined earlier,
00:08:02this is family honor here.
00:08:04Family honor, yeah.
00:08:06That's what's at stake.
00:08:07Big family honor.
00:08:08And certainly more than just a wrestling match.
00:08:10The individuals that you have to look out for
00:08:12in terms of not adhering to the rules
00:08:14would be Jesse Ventura and company.
00:08:17And look at this.
00:08:18Oh, my.
00:08:19Jesse's going to catch a big one here.
00:08:21I doubt it. I doubt it.
00:08:23There he goes.
00:08:24Yeah, Jesse caught a big one, didn't he?
00:08:26Ventura wrecking the face of Hart right hand.
00:08:28And another one.
00:08:30And Uncle Elmer is really being hammered
00:08:34by Jesse, the Body Ventura.
00:08:37Oh, look at that, however.
00:08:38Oh, my.
00:08:41Ventura down on one knee.
00:08:43Doesn't know where he's blocking it past.
00:08:45And Uncle Elmer on the other right hand.
00:08:47Ventura in bad shape now.
00:08:49Oh, look at that.
00:08:51See, that's an illegal choke.
00:08:53You should be disqualified for that.
00:08:56All right, what's going to happen now?
00:08:58Ventura replanted it over the jam.
00:09:00Tiger Spanger comes over the jam.
00:09:03Over the top rope.
00:09:04Ventura in bad shape.
00:09:05He's eating his words right now.
00:09:07The man never held on to the tag rope.
00:09:09It was an illegal tag, as far as I'm concerned.
00:09:11Jesse was right about you.
00:09:12You're very biased.
00:09:13You're one-sided.
00:09:14You're against Ventura.
00:09:15You're against Piper and Orton and everybody else.
00:09:18Nonetheless, a side headlock now applied by Hillbilly Jam.
00:09:21Whip to the ropes.
00:09:22Coming off shoulder.
00:09:23Oh, no.
00:09:24He went right to the midsection.
00:09:25Cleverly done.
00:09:26Ventura able to tag out now.
00:09:27Rowdy, Rowdy Piper hammering away on Hillbilly Jam.
00:09:31Cousin Luke now.
00:09:32Tagged in.
00:09:33Luke.
00:09:34And all of a sudden, Piper wants a chance.
00:09:35I don't think so.
00:09:36No, I don't think so.
00:09:37Come on, dummies.
00:09:38Shake hands.
00:09:39Pretend you're back home on the farm.
00:09:40Come on.
00:09:41You just sold a million.
00:09:42I don't believe Luke is that naive.
00:09:43How about that?
00:09:44How about that?
00:09:45Luke hammering away.
00:09:46Look at this.
00:09:47Tone of tone.
00:09:48Look at this.
00:09:49Look at this.
00:09:50Look at this.
00:09:51Look at this.
00:09:52Look at this.
00:09:53Look at this.
00:09:54Look at this.
00:09:55Look at this.
00:09:56Look at this.
00:09:57Look at this.
00:09:58Look at this.
00:09:59Look at this.
00:10:00Look at this.
00:10:01Look at this.
00:10:02Look at this.
00:10:03Tone of tone.
00:10:04You see, Piper is trying to do something nice, trying to extend his hand in friendship.
00:10:05But dumb Hillbilly took advantage of it.
00:10:06That's not fair.
00:10:07That's not fair at all.
00:10:08I'll tell you what's not fair, is the cast on the arm of Cowboy Bob Horton.
00:10:09That's not fair.
00:10:10He has an injury, McMahon.
00:10:11It's a proven injury.
00:10:12He's had a doctor.
00:10:13He's had letters.
00:10:14The arm has been broken.
00:10:15It's the slowest healing injury, I think, of all time in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:10:26Look at this now.
00:10:27Piper, with a shot, right up under the throat.
00:10:28under the throat, Big Neighbor, Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper and Rare.
00:10:36Wow, that's intimidation, that's the way he operates, that's why he's a winner.
00:10:42What cousin Luke, Luke now over in a not so
00:10:45friendly corner is Cowboy Bob Orton back wide open, Luke.
00:10:49Luke trying to find his way back to his corner, and puts his way out of there.
00:10:56See, he made a mistake, he should have gone back to the corner.
00:11:01He was in trouble, but he's too dumb to get back to the corner.
00:11:06Ventura back in, he's had some time to collect himself now, and the body.
00:11:10Boom, wow, I love it, I love it.
00:11:14Ventura over to make the tag, Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper stepping through wide open.
00:11:18Cousin Luke, Piper takes his time, look at the slap on the face.
00:11:22What humiliation.
00:11:24Whoa, Piper, resorting to his usual tactics, tag made.
00:11:29Look at the frequent tag on the part of Roddy Piper's team.
00:11:33Ace from the top rope.
00:11:35Wouldn't you agree with me that the team of Piper, Orton, and
00:11:38Ventura has completely outclassed these hips?
00:11:41Outclassed?
00:11:42Well, they've kept the ring cut, they've kept the man on their side,
00:11:44they've had him in the corner the whole time.
00:11:46Hellboy's haven't been able to generate any kind of an offense yet.
00:11:49Luke now makes the tag, here comes Hellboy again.
00:11:54Jim in there with Piper.
00:11:56No tag.
00:11:57Come on, referee.
00:11:58There was no tag, no tag made.
00:12:00Hawk, Piper, Ventura, and
00:12:05Orton surely distracting the referee doing an excellent job of it.
00:12:08Back is made, Piper right back in there, and Cousin Luke is having his problems.
00:12:11Now, yes, sir.
00:12:14To go with Elmer against Roddy, Roddy, Piper.
00:12:20Piper locks up with Elmer.
00:12:24They're having a go at it here, look at this.
00:12:28What a slugfest, right on the eyes, Elmer now with a, ooh.
00:12:33That's all illegal, that's all illegal, those are punches.
00:12:36Elmer doesn't- Yeah, hell, yeah, they'll do it.
00:12:39Submission right there, Piper's gonna bite the dust, look at Elmer.
00:12:43No, look at this, everybody's in the ring.
00:12:47The referee has lost complete control of this match.
00:12:51He's out of control now.
00:12:53That's right, Jesse, take off, take off.
00:12:55If you're smart, Roddy, you'll get out of there.
00:13:00Just a hellbillies, a cleaning house in there.
00:13:05Regroup, the best thing for them to do right now is to regroup.
00:13:07All right, while they're regrouping, we'll be right back with the conclusion of this
00:13:11match, stay tuned after this.
00:13:14We're back in the sundown, and the match is resuming.
00:13:18Here we go, we're taking up right where we left off.
00:13:21See, the referee, I think, has completely lost control of this match now.
00:13:26The hellbillies were the original ones that instigated this.
00:13:29They were the ones that started breaking the rules, and
00:13:30you know that as well as I do.
00:13:32You must be looking at a different match than I am.
00:13:34I'm sitting right next to you, I can see everything.
00:13:37Jesse warned me that you'd be like this.
00:13:39He warned me how you feel about him and how you're biased, one-sided.
00:13:42Look at this, talk about one-sided.
00:13:44Piper in there now, a series of headbutts, setting up Hillbilly Jim.
00:13:47That was one too many headbutt, look at that.
00:13:52A right hand, Hillbilly Jim winds up, Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper tag is, no.
00:13:59Can't make the tag, reaching for it, just inches away, and Piper's gonna.
00:14:05He just slapped him.
00:14:06Look at Piper, what a paintbrush job.
00:14:11Toe to toe, wind up now, Hillbilly Jim with Piper in control.
00:14:15Back him in that corner, Rowdy, there he goes, there he goes.
00:14:18That's the, that's a smug wrestler.
00:14:19Yeah, look at this, double team.
00:14:21Soon it's gonna be a triple team with Ventura in there.
00:14:24Well, you fight fire with fire.
00:14:25The hellbillies started it, they're just gonna finish it.
00:14:30Ventura with a forearm.
00:14:33I like it when them hellbillies are on their knees.
00:14:35That's when they look the best to me.
00:14:37Elbow to the back of Hillbilly Jim.
00:14:39Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper through the ropes now.
00:14:42Piper, no, missing with a right block, Hillbilly Jim tags out.
00:14:45Here comes Cousin Luke.
00:14:46I don't know how you can tell them apart, all those hillbillies look alike to me.
00:14:50Cousin Luke hammering away on Rowdy, Rowdy, yeah, look at that.
00:14:55No, no, this Luke is something else.
00:14:57Come on, referee, Luke scoots up Piper.
00:15:03No, Piper gets behind him.
00:15:05He's got him, submission hold.
00:15:06Got the sleeper on him.
00:15:08Drum kick.
00:15:09All right, I think the referee, no, Luke trying to find his way out of that.
00:15:15Come on, referee, get them hillbillies out of there.
00:15:17Get them hillbillies out of there.
00:15:19The hellbillies really bringing him up behind him, all right.
00:15:22Boy, did you see that?
00:15:24Boy, he must have tripped, he lost his footing.
00:15:27Look at this, A-Zord now readjusting the cast.
00:15:30A-Zord, we saw blatantly, hit Cousin Luke right behind the head.
00:15:34Yeah, the sleeper's on Luke, all right, and he's out.
00:15:36But not because of the sleeper, it's because of A-Zord using that illegal cast.
00:15:41Tripped, lost his footing.
00:15:42Experience, knowledge, and wrestling always pays off.
00:15:49The winners of this match, the team of Cowboy Bob Orton,
00:15:54Jesse, the Buddy Ventura, and Rowdy, Rowdy, Piper.
00:16:00You talk about birds of a feather, Ventura wins a cheap victory, and
00:16:03you, Bobby, allege Cousin Luke tripped.
00:16:07Let me ask you, do you think you maintained a standard of excellence you made reference to earlier?
00:16:10Well, I just hope I did my job in commentating as good as Jesse did in the ring.
00:16:15Congratulations, Jesse.
00:16:16Thank you, Bobby Heenan.
00:16:17It was my pleasure.
00:16:19I thought I was just outstanding in the ring.
00:16:21And I know, Bobby, that you were no less than perfect right here on the microphone.
00:16:26Is there any future for you two, maybe in a tag team combination or something like that?
00:16:29Well, I'll tell you what, you better watch out for, McMahon.
00:16:32I'm sure Bobby Heenan did so good, you better watch out.
00:16:36Or you might end up in the unemployment line.
00:16:37I'd love to see you, McMahon, humble you down about six months in unemployment, ha.
00:16:42All right, let's go to Mean Gene, Oakland now for more fun in the sun.
00:16:45We have a water slide competition, a little background first.
00:16:50On our last Saturday Night Spain event we all saw
00:16:55the Junkyard Dog get panned to the ground.
00:17:00Manager, Jimmy Hart.
00:17:01Well, Jimmy wants revenge.
00:17:02And since these men could not fairly meet in the ring,
00:17:03Hart has challenged Junkyard Dog to this contest.
00:17:04Now, Jimmy, what do you hope to prove with this challenge?
00:17:05Gene, this is a matter of pride to me.
00:17:06The Junkyard Dog on national TV humiliated me unfairly.
00:17:07You saw it, everybody saw it.
00:17:08Now, I can't out-wrestle the Junkyard Dog.
00:17:09But, hey, there's one contest I know I can beat him at.
00:17:10And that contest is the Junkyard Dog.
00:17:11The Junkyard Dog.
00:17:12The Junkyard Dog.
00:17:13The Junkyard Dog.
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00:18:00The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:01The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:02The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:03The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:04The Junkyard Dog.
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00:18:06The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:07The Junkyard Dog.
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00:18:09The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:10The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:11The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:12The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:13The Junkyard Dog.
00:18:15Well, I think Jimmy Hart had a friction problem wearing this shoe.
00:18:20And whoever was running that gate up there gave the Junkyard Dog a two-second head start.
00:18:24Well, Terry, you don't really look like the beach type to me.
00:18:27What are you doing here?
00:18:28Tonight, after I beat the heavyweight champion Hulk Hogan,
00:18:32all the national press will be taking my picture.
00:18:36And I won a great tan for the cover of Sports Illustrated.
00:18:41Well, I don't know if Sports Illustrated's here, Terry.
00:18:44They better be.
00:18:45They put that overrated blonde blowhard, Hogan, on the cover.
00:18:49They better put me on it when I'm through or I'll fry them, both of them.
00:18:54I'll fry them with my iron.
00:18:56That's a promise.
00:18:57Do you understand, Ventura?
00:18:58Yes.
00:18:59Well, Sports Illustrated, you've been warned.
00:19:01And if you don't believe me, take a look at this report from Gorilla Monsoon.
00:19:06Thank you, Jesse.
00:19:07Gorilla Monsoon here with a special update from the Mile High City, Denver, Colorado.
00:19:11Championship match title on the line.
00:19:13The Hulkster against terrible Terry Funk got things going pretty good his way right now.
00:19:18Drops the big leg on him.
00:19:19Going for the three-count, but look at that.
00:19:21The mouth of the south up on the apron distracts the champion.
00:19:24Look at that branding iron, that ominous piece of garbage,
00:19:27dropped into the ring by the mouth of the south.
00:19:30Now Funk's got it, wow, right between the eyes.
00:19:33The champion drops out onto the apron.
00:19:35Terry Funk, a very devious individual, along with his manager.
00:19:38And look at the count going out.
00:19:40The Hulk is weighing on the apron.
00:19:42There's a bystander from the outside passing the belt into the ring,
00:19:45a little prematurely, I think.
00:19:46Now the champion dragged back into the middle, but the bell is already rung here.
00:19:50And now embarrassment and humiliation for champion Hulk Hogan
00:19:55as that branding iron just ripped right into his pectoral muscles.
00:19:59This match is over right now.
00:20:01You can go to the bank with that.
00:20:02Here's the guys that think they are the new champions.
00:20:04Unbelievable event.
00:20:06Champion can only change hands on a pinfall or submission.
00:20:09They were the winners of the match.
00:20:11I wouldn't want to be in their shoes when they meet the Hulk again.
00:20:14All right, thank you, Gorilla Monsoon, for that report, Hulk Hogan.
00:20:17Now we've all seen what Terry Funk perpetrated on you in Denver, Colorado.
00:20:22Any special plans for revenge?
00:20:24Yeah, there sure is, Mean Gene.
00:20:26You know, that Terry Funk busted me up with that branding iron.
00:20:29Then he humiliated me and all of Denver, and he branded me with that double cross.
00:20:33And just to make sure that doesn't happen tonight on Saturday night's main event,
00:20:37I've got a special surprise for you, you know.
00:20:40If you can dig it, man, the Junkyard Dog is going to be in my corner
00:20:44to make sure that nothing like that happens.
00:20:46All right, TYD.
00:20:48Junkyard Dog.
00:20:49I've got a lot in plan for these boys.
00:20:51Hulk Hogan will do his thing, and I'm going to see in our dog,
00:20:54and I can see real well.
00:20:55Bet you're going to be keeping an eye on Jimmy Mouth of the South Heart.
00:20:58I'm going to keep an eye on Jimmy real close.
00:21:00I'm going to be closer to Jimmy than his BVDs.
00:21:02All right, Junkyard Dog and heavyweight champ Hulk Hogan.
00:21:05Gentlemen, don't let me hold you up.
00:21:07I thank you very much.
00:21:08Every dog needs a bone to chew on, and Terry Funk is mine, brother.
00:21:11All right, Vince.
00:21:13I've got a feeling that something special is going to be coming down tonight.
00:21:17I can't wait.
00:21:19There's no doubt it's something special.
00:21:21Hulk Hogan makes his way through this capacitive crowd
00:21:25on his way to the square circle in what I believe, Jesse Ventura,
00:21:29is the most important match for Hulk Hogan since WrestleMania.
00:21:32Well, I'll tell you, McMahon, I'll agree to that simply by the fact
00:21:36that why is he bringing the Junkyard Dog down the ringside with him?
00:21:40Is the man afraid?
00:21:41Is he scared of the 120-pound Jimmy Hart?
00:21:45Jimmy Hart being ushered to his seat by the Junkyard Dog.
00:21:48That is ridiculous right there.
00:21:49Look at the Junkyard Dog.
00:21:50Isn't he tough, pushing around little Jimmy Hart?
00:21:53Hopefully, we will not have a repeat of Denver.
00:21:56You saw the Denver footage.
00:21:58Hulk Hogan, no doubt, looking forward to this title defense against Terry Funk.
00:22:03No doubt the most important match since WrestleMania.
00:22:08Saturday Night Spider-Man is back in the beautiful sundown,
00:22:12and we're ready for our title matchup.
00:22:14Here we go.
00:22:15This is going to be a great one, Jess.
00:22:16Look at that.
00:22:17Locking up now.
00:22:18The Hulkster back to the corner.
00:22:19Terry Funk brings him out.
00:22:21No reversal.
00:22:22No temper and depth.
00:22:23Look at this.
00:22:25Hulkster sends Funk for the Rock.
00:22:27Falls right in after him.
00:22:29Yes, sir.
00:22:30Get it on, Hulkster.
00:22:32Well, I'll tell you what.
00:22:33I would like to know what right the Junkyard Dog has being out here.
00:22:37He is not a legal manager.
00:22:38He's not a manager like Jimmy Hart.
00:22:40He has no business out here at McMahon.
00:22:43Indeed he does.
00:22:44You saw the footage from Denver.
00:22:45There's every reason in the world for the Junkyard Dog
00:22:48to be watching the backside of Hulk Hogan.
00:22:51Terry Funk now.
00:22:53Back into the ring.
00:22:54Referee, Ted Pettner, putting the count on him
00:22:56and beating the count back in.
00:22:59Funk is tough.
00:23:00Oh, he is tough.
00:23:02He likes to refer to himself as middle-aged and crazy.
00:23:06He's more than that.
00:23:07Terry Funk, number one contender.
00:23:10Funk with a chop.
00:23:11Another one.
00:23:12Look at him.
00:23:13Terry Funk, watch it.
00:23:14No.
00:23:15Again, reversal.
00:23:16To the Rock.
00:23:17Come on.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:20Oh, no.
00:23:23Oh, did you see that?
00:23:26Discapacitated crowd on upstream.
00:23:29Hulk Hogan leveling Terry Funk.
00:23:32And look at the Junkyard Dog, the tough guy he is.
00:23:35Chasing little 110-pound Jimmy Hart back to his chair
00:23:38when all Jimmy wanted to do was come and check
00:23:41on Terry Funk's status of injury outside the ring.
00:23:46Terry Funk giving credit after that tremendous blow.
00:23:50Back up now on the apron.
00:23:51Making his way back in.
00:23:53He is a competitor all the way around.
00:23:58Funk, a man able to mix it up in almost any fashion.
00:24:00He has the scientific knowledge.
00:24:02He can roughhouse it with the best of them as well.
00:24:05Hocking back up the Hulkster now.
00:24:08In control of things.
00:24:10Terry Funk whips him to the rim for the ride.
00:24:12Goes downstairs.
00:24:13Oh, look at that.
00:24:14Hulkster stepping right over.
00:24:15Look at this.
00:24:16Back and forth.
00:24:17Back and forth.
00:24:18Finally hooking the rope in outside.
00:24:20Terry Funk.
00:24:22Oh, my.
00:24:24Funk is bringing everything over with him.
00:24:27He brought the timekeeper's table over.
00:24:29Everything.
00:24:31And Jimmy Hart better watch himself.
00:24:33The Dog is looking right at him.
00:24:37I'll tell you.
00:24:39Chair back in the ring.
00:24:40You can see the Junkyard Dog being here as well.
00:24:42Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Look at this.
00:24:45The Junkyard Dog has set the game plan
00:24:47with the mouth of the south of Terry Funk.
00:24:49They're going to have to stay outside for a while,
00:24:51regroup, and start all over again, McMahon, in my opinion.
00:24:56Terry Funk on the apron.
00:24:59Making his way right back in before being cutted out.
00:25:03What a matchup so far.
00:25:04Come on, Terry.
00:25:05You can take it, baby.
00:25:06You can take it.
00:25:07You can take it.
00:25:08Terry Funk circling, trying to collect his thoughts now.
00:25:11Jimmy Hart getting that megaphone going outside the ring.
00:25:14I can hear it.
00:25:15Oh, he is the mouth of the south.
00:25:16Maybe of the north, east, and west as well.
00:25:18Hulkster now back to the corner.
00:25:22Funk with the south polish chop.
00:25:25Another one.
00:25:28Hulkster whips him back around.
00:25:29Oh.
00:25:30Oh.
00:25:31Look at this.
00:25:35Funk for the ride.
00:25:36Oh, is he ever.
00:25:41Hulkster now brings him back in the ring the hard way.
00:25:47Referee should call for a break there.
00:25:50Look.
00:25:51What a suplex.
00:25:52Fell for the cover.
00:25:54He's not going for the pin.
00:25:56Yes, he does.
00:25:57He's a little late.
00:25:58All he can get is two.
00:26:00Hulkster hesitating just a bit.
00:26:02I think he was distracted by Jimmy Hart.
00:26:04He definitely hesitated.
00:26:05It cost him.
00:26:07Headbutt by Funk.
00:26:09Funk with another one.
00:26:11Terry Funk building a little momentum now.
00:26:13Side hit.
00:26:14Oh.
00:26:17Funk with a kick.
00:26:18I think he was trying to get the shins of Hulk Hogan.
00:26:24We'll call that an accident.
00:26:25Funk kicking away now.
00:26:29Going out to the apron.
00:26:31Terry Funk on his way to the top rope.
00:26:34Look at this.
00:26:35Oh.
00:26:37Talk about poetic justice.
00:26:44Hulk Hogan.
00:26:46Put Terry Funk knee to the spine.
00:26:48Oh, baby.
00:26:51Funk is in trouble right here.
00:26:52He made a mistake and Hogan's capitalizing on it.
00:26:56Headbutt by Hogan.
00:26:59Hogan trying to set up Funk.
00:27:00Watch him get a rope.
00:27:02What a clothesline.
00:27:05Drops the elbow.
00:27:07Yes, sir.
00:27:08Go for it.
00:27:12Hulk Hogan with momentum.
00:27:13Hulk Hogan with all kinds of momentum.
00:27:20The champion now with a side headlock on Terry Funk,
00:27:22the challenger.
00:27:23What a matchup.
00:27:24To the rope.
00:27:25Head on.
00:27:26No.
00:27:27You saw that.
00:27:28You saw that, Jesse.
00:27:30At low life, Jimmy Hart.
00:27:31Oh, yeah.
00:27:33He can't go that way.
00:27:34He can't go any way.
00:27:38Jimmy Hart underneath the ring.
00:27:40Get him out.
00:27:41Get him out.
00:27:42Get him out.
00:27:43Get him out.
00:27:44Do you blame him?
00:27:45He weighs 120 pounds.
00:27:47It better hide.
00:27:48Meanwhile, Terry Funk, I believe, has something in his hand.
00:27:55Funk is choking him, I think.
00:27:57Yes.
00:27:59Terry Funk has some tape from around his wrist
00:28:02and he's choking and choking the champion.
00:28:09Jimmy Hart back on Mega.
00:28:11Look at how brilliant Funk is.
00:28:13He has that forearm in front.
00:28:15Referee Dave Hebner, totally blinded,
00:28:17does not even know the tape is there.
00:28:19I love it.
00:28:20What a genius Funk is.
00:28:23You can call it genius, I suppose.
00:28:26What a ring genius Terry Funk is.
00:28:29Funk now, quickly throwing the tape away,
00:28:31wristing, being disqualified, and the referee seen it.
00:28:34He already did the damage.
00:28:36Yes, he has done the damage indeed.
00:28:37Hulk Hogan is in bad shape now.
00:28:42Here comes the pile driver.
00:28:44That's going to be it.
00:28:45We're going to have a new champion crown.
00:28:47Hulk Hogan pile drive.
00:28:49This could be it, McMahon.
00:28:51We have a count of two.
00:28:53That referee was slow.
00:28:55That referee was slow.
00:28:57He was slow, McMahon.
00:28:59Come on, admit it.
00:29:01I'm not too sure about that.
00:29:03He was slow.
00:29:04He hesitated.
00:29:06Boy, was that ever close.
00:29:08That's the closest I've ever seen Hulk Hogan
00:29:10coming to being pinned.
00:29:12And Terry Funk is now really going to take advantage.
00:29:14Look at that.
00:29:18However, the truck drive dog encouraging Hulk Hogan.
00:29:23Discapacity crowd here in beautiful Florida
00:29:27encouraging Hulk Hogan.
00:29:29I think it's working.
00:29:31Can't you feel it?
00:29:33I don't feel something.
00:29:34Hit him, Funk, hit him.
00:29:36Look at Hulk Hogan coming along.
00:29:39Terry Funk with a series of jabs.
00:29:41They seem to have no effect.
00:29:43Roundhouse right by the Hulkster.
00:29:45Hunt him.
00:29:46Hunt him.
00:29:48Hulk with Terry Funk.
00:29:50To the ropes and off.
00:29:52Oh, what an elbow.
00:29:54No, won't let him go now.
00:29:57Hurry, Funk being set up by the champion.
00:29:59Off the rope, the big boot.
00:30:01Uh-oh.
00:30:02All right, now Jimmy Hart's on the apron.
00:30:04And look, Jesse, he's right here in the branding iron.
00:30:06What do you expect, McMahon?
00:30:07That's the branding iron.
00:30:09Hulkster setting up Terry Funk.
00:30:11Jimmy Hart on the apron again.
00:30:13Oh, he nails him.
00:30:15Oh, no, don't cover him.
00:30:17Don't beat him this way, too.
00:30:19The foot on the bottom rope saves Hulk Hogan.
00:30:21Oh, I can't believe the referee saved him.
00:30:23Whoa, look at that.
00:30:25The truck drive dog has just assaulted Jimmy Hart
00:30:27outside the ring, McMahon.
00:30:29What do you have to say to that?
00:30:31Oh, no doubt he deserved it, that's for sure.
00:30:33Hulk Hogan.
00:30:35Now Terry Funk spins around.
00:30:37Oh, what a cheap shot on the part of champion Hogan.
00:30:39Terry Funk over-discussing the problem
00:30:41with the referee.
00:30:43Hogan sitting back, waiting for his opportunity.
00:30:45Coming in with a cheap shot and saving his title.
00:30:47I can't believe it, McMahon.
00:30:49Oh, look at this.
00:30:51Oh, no.
00:30:53Terry Funk out there now with the referee.
00:30:55Look what he's doing.
00:30:57I suppose you're gonna tell me that's justified, too.
00:30:59It is after what that referee did to Terry Funk.
00:31:01I don't blame Terry Funk.
00:31:03The WWF will take action against Terry Funk
00:31:05for what we just saw.
00:31:07It's going to be one for him,
00:31:09a disgruntled Terry Funk
00:31:11who has lost his opportunity
00:31:13to win the World Wrestling Federation.
00:31:15Look at this.
00:31:17That's Texas sportsmanship right there.
00:31:19Hook them horns, I love it.
00:31:21All right, here comes the announcement.
00:31:23Hulk Hogan.
00:31:25All right, yes, sir.
00:31:27Hulk Hogan
00:31:29in a successful title defense.
00:31:31A real American, if there ever was.
00:31:34You call that successful, McMahon?
00:31:35He's got the JYD assaulting poor Jimmy Hart
00:31:38lying on the outside of the ring
00:31:40after what the JYD did to him.
00:31:42I don't call that success.
00:31:44All right, well, stay tuned, everybody,
00:31:46because when we return, we'll talk to the Hulkster.
00:31:48Back with more Saturday Night's Mad Event.
00:31:50We're gonna take you now to a number of replays
00:31:52to show you exactly what happened in this match.
00:31:54I say Jimmy Hart got what he deserved.
00:31:56Here we go with the first one.
00:31:58I'll set him up, and then you see Jimmy Hart interfering.
00:32:00Right in the midsection goes the grounding arm,
00:32:02the cover there, finally the foot on the bottom rope,
00:32:03which saves Hulk Hogan.
00:32:05That's right, but if you notice there,
00:32:07now look at this, wham, there's the JYD
00:32:09assaulting Jimmy Hart outside the ring.
00:32:11Terry Funk never saw a foot on the rope,
00:32:13and he's discussing it with the referee right now,
00:32:15and Hogan sitting back waiting for his opportunity.
00:32:18Look at this, and boy, an opportunity knock,
00:32:20answering the door of opportunity.
00:32:22Hulk Hogan, what a tremendous victory.
00:32:24Let's take you now to me, Gene Oakerly.
00:32:27All right, thank you very much, Vince McMahon.
00:32:29I cannot believe it.
00:32:31I knew we were gonna have a match.
00:32:33I knew we were gonna have action.
00:32:35Hulk Hogan, I did not anticipate this.
00:32:37You know, Terry Funk,
00:32:39why don't you drag off that dead manager of yours,
00:32:41you know?
00:32:43But you know what, boy?
00:32:45I ain't had enough.
00:32:47Come on back, Funk.
00:32:49All right, Hulk Hogan,
00:32:51junkyard dog, come on in.
00:32:53JYD, you did a nice job
00:32:55of keeping an eye
00:32:57on Jimmy Mouth of the South Park.
00:32:59They don't call me Debit-A-Doll for nothing.
00:33:01All right, Vince,
00:33:03let's go back to you.
00:33:05Well, Jimmy Hart's on his way
00:33:07out of the wrestling scene,
00:33:09but George the Animal Stealer's on his way back in
00:33:11by his first appearance on Saturday Night's main event.
00:33:13He became a little disoriented.
00:33:15He sought treatment
00:33:17from the famed psychiatrist, gynecologist,
00:33:19Dr. Sigmund Zinn.
00:33:21Say something intelligent.
00:33:23Say something intelligent, George.
00:33:25How now?
00:33:27Wait, Doc!
00:33:29Treatment ultimately failed,
00:33:31but Meiji and Oakerly
00:33:33are going to be back in the ring.
00:33:35Why you...
00:33:37George, I'm glad to see
00:33:39that you're feeling good,
00:33:41and we look forward to seeing you back in the ring.
00:33:43Bye.
00:33:45Goodbye, George. Goodbye.
00:33:47And so finally, George the Animal Stealer
00:33:49has returned to the wrestling scene
00:33:51and Meiji and Oakerly is with him.
00:33:53Oh, Captain Lou Albano, George the Animal Stealer
00:33:55looks very relaxed after his layoff.
00:33:57You think he's suffering from ring rust?
00:33:59You mean because of his water?
00:34:01No, Lou, ring rust is what happens
00:34:03when you don't wrestle in a long time.
00:34:05Is he going to be 100% tonight?
00:34:07100%, 100% of capacity.
00:34:09He'll be 100% mentally and physically.
00:34:11All right, Lou, best of luck to you and George.
00:34:13Right now, let's find out from Jesse Ventura
00:34:15if the Macho Man has taught the lovely Elizabeth
00:34:17how to swim.
00:34:19Ducky!
00:34:21Please.
00:34:23Hey, are you two planning tonight's strategy?
00:34:25For who, man?
00:34:27For your opponent, George the Animal Stealer.
00:34:29Why should I be worried about him?
00:34:31Well, you've never wrestled him,
00:34:33so you're different.
00:34:35Jesse, what do they call me?
00:34:37Macho Man.
00:34:39And what do they call George?
00:34:41The Animal.
00:34:43Jesse, would a real man be scared of an animal?
00:34:45My main purpose here today
00:34:47is to teach this woman how to swim.
00:34:49Hey, aren't you going to give her a couple lessons?
00:34:51Sure I am.
00:34:53This is lesson number one.
00:34:55What are you laughing at?
00:34:57How dare you laugh at something like that?
00:34:59I'll tell you what I'm laughing about, big man.
00:35:00Can you imagine what it's going to be like
00:35:02when the Macho Man teaches Elizabeth
00:35:04how to parachute?
00:35:06She could have drowned.
00:35:08Were you going to dive in and save Elizabeth?
00:35:10Hey, she didn't drown.
00:35:12Take a look over Randy's shoulder.
00:35:14There's Elizabeth.
00:35:16She learned how to swim.
00:35:18If you ask me, it was a pretty good lesson.
00:35:20Well, that's really treating your manager
00:35:22with a lot of respect, isn't it?
00:35:24Well, I'll tell you what.
00:35:26The Macho Man, he knows how to treat Elizabeth.
00:35:28Look at there.
00:35:30Elizabeth holding up.
00:35:32Wait a minute, what's this?
00:35:34Yes, as you said.
00:35:36Oh, but look at this.
00:35:38The animal coming over next to Elizabeth.
00:35:40Now there's someone who appreciates Elizabeth.
00:35:42Oh, that makes me sick, McMahon.
00:35:44Sick?
00:35:46Did you look at that?
00:35:48The animal's still, he's rubbing his head.
00:35:50He's pawing Elizabeth.
00:35:52How come she's sitting there taking that kind of stuff?
00:35:54It looks kind of like King Kong and Jessica Lange,
00:35:56don't you think?
00:35:58King Kong.
00:36:00King Kong.
00:36:02He's going back to his corner where he belongs.
00:36:04Do your job, Albano.
00:36:06Did you see the look in the eye?
00:36:08Well, now we see the look in the eye of the Macho Man.
00:36:10He's hot.
00:36:12Why?
00:36:14I can't blame him.
00:36:16Elizabeth should have jumped away from that Animal Steel
00:36:18instead of sitting there letting him paw her.
00:36:20I tell you, the animal would certainly treat Elizabeth
00:36:22with a lot more respect than the Macho Man does.
00:36:24Look at this.
00:36:26Macho Man's putting her in her place,
00:36:28telling her what's happening right here.
00:36:30He's got his mind on the matchup.
00:36:32Yeah, speaking of minds, McMahon,
00:36:34take a look at that.
00:36:36There's a melding of the minds.
00:36:38Mr. Spock would be proud to see those two,
00:36:40Albano and Steel.
00:36:43And Elizabeth now doing her duties
00:36:45as the manager of the Macho Man.
00:36:47Yeah, and the Macho Man putting her in her place.
00:36:49Tell her what it's like, Randy.
00:36:51Put her in her place.
00:36:53Make her do her job.
00:36:55I don't think the animal would treat her that way.
00:36:57Randy Macho Man Savage giving the stuff.
00:36:58There it is.
00:37:00Tell her, Randy.
00:37:02Tell her not to be messing with that animal.
00:37:04Make her sit down and take care of your stuff.
00:37:06All right.
00:37:08The match just about underway.
00:37:10The Macho Man and the animal.
00:37:12The animal.
00:37:14The most unorthodox wrestler in the world today,
00:37:16bar none.
00:37:18The Macho Man is going to have us...
00:37:20Look at this.
00:37:22The Macho Man quickly outside.
00:37:24Well, that's a smart move,
00:37:26in my opinion, McMahon.
00:37:28He wasn't quite ready.
00:37:30He'll take his time, get regrouped,
00:37:32and get back in there.
00:37:34Look at the agility of the Macho Man
00:37:36over the top rope moments ago now.
00:37:38Look, look.
00:37:40And again, look at the animal.
00:37:42Going after the Macho Man,
00:37:44and the Macho Man is confused.
00:37:46I wouldn't say he's confused.
00:37:48I might run, too.
00:37:50Look how ugly the animal is.
00:37:52On the top rope, the Macho Man,
00:37:54the animal wisely backing off a bit.
00:37:56Now locking up.
00:37:59Over the top rope.
00:38:02That's the way the animal
00:38:04treats the Macho Man.
00:38:06On the outside, here comes the animal.
00:38:08George, the animal is still
00:38:10going after the Macho Man.
00:38:12Oh, wait a minute.
00:38:14The animal stopped dead in his tracks.
00:38:16He's looking at Elizabeth, the Macho Man.
00:38:18Now the animal coming back to his senses
00:38:20just in the nick of time.
00:38:22Again, distracted there by Elizabeth.
00:38:24Well, I don't know how you can say
00:38:26distracted.
00:38:28Hey, it's obvious, McMahon.
00:38:30The animal's steel is one or two
00:38:32cards short of a neck of 52.
00:38:34I won't argue with you there, Jeff.
00:38:37The animal on the outside.
00:38:39And you better watch, because yes,
00:38:41we've seen the Macho Man leap
00:38:43from the top rope to the concrete
00:38:45floor on the outside of the ring.
00:38:47And look at this.
00:38:49Yes, all over the animal.
00:38:51Caught him coming in underneath the ropes.
00:38:53Macho Man, Randy Savage with a knee lift now.
00:38:55Trying to wear down the furry animal.
00:38:56George Steel with a right hand.
00:38:58And another one.
00:39:00The animal kicking.
00:39:02With a left foot now, and another one.
00:39:04Uh-oh.
00:39:06Macho Man with George the animal
00:39:08steel outside, hammering away.
00:39:10Elbows in the back of the head.
00:39:12Macho Man is a tough one.
00:39:14The animal gives it right back
00:39:16to him in the midsection.
00:39:18One round and round now.
00:39:20Savage running from George the animal.
00:39:22Oh, he pulled it.
00:39:24I can't believe he would stoop so low.
00:39:26What a brilliant maneuver.
00:39:28Look at, look at, look at,
00:39:30look at Steel trying to manhandle Elizabeth.
00:39:32He was not trying to manhandle her at all.
00:39:34I think he was trying to...
00:39:36And again, Steel was distracted by Elizabeth.
00:39:38Oh, goes the Macho Man.
00:39:40Down goes the Macho Man.
00:39:42Uh-oh.
00:39:44For no reason at all, we've seen the animal
00:39:46go after this.
00:39:48Yes, buckle after buckle.
00:39:50For some reason, he has some sort of fetish
00:39:52or something in the corner.
00:39:54But from behind, the Macho Man.
00:39:56Now, that should be a disqualification, McMahon.
00:39:58You gotta figure that turnbuckle's
00:40:00like a foreign object out there
00:40:02in the way that George the animal
00:40:04Steel's using it.
00:40:06Well, the animal, as we said earlier on,
00:40:08very fond of the stuffings
00:40:10and the corner pad.
00:40:12And now look,
00:40:14but he's looking at Elizabeth again.
00:40:16Look, he has smitten the animal.
00:40:18I think it's really,
00:40:20he may even be taken.
00:40:22Oh, the top rope.
00:40:24With a quick cover.
00:40:26Now, he can't believe it.
00:40:28Oh, no.
00:40:30What's the Macho Man doing?
00:40:32He has Elizabeth
00:40:34on his shoulder
00:40:36as Elizabeth looks back
00:40:38at the animal.
00:40:40And in the ring,
00:40:42it's Louis Albano, the captain,
00:40:44with George the animal Steel.
00:40:46And he was distracted
00:40:48to the extent that it would've cost him the match.
00:40:50The winner of this match,
00:40:52Randy, Macho Man,
00:40:54Savage.
00:40:56He loses the match,
00:40:58but I think one thing happened to him in that chess.
00:41:00I think he fell in love.
00:41:02You really think so, McMahon?
00:41:04What did he just say?
00:41:06I thought I heard him say something.
00:41:08He belched, I think.
00:41:10It wasn't a belch.
00:41:12Well, the animal thinks he won.
00:41:14And one thing I'll say,
00:41:16we do have a winner coming up for you now.
00:41:18The 1985 year in review.
00:41:20I can't wait.
00:41:26What are you doing, Mean Gene?
00:41:28What do you mean, what am I doing?
00:41:30Listening to a song we made a video for.
00:41:32A video of what?
00:41:34The highlights of the World Wrestling Federation in 1985.
00:41:36Like WrestleMania?
00:41:38You'd better believe it.
00:41:40Well, let's watch it.
00:41:42You heard the Hulkster.
00:41:44Let's roll it.
00:41:56♪
00:42:01♪
00:42:06♪
00:42:11♪
00:42:12They do all their talking with a gun
00:42:16♪
00:42:20They'll shoot them as fast as they come
00:42:24♪
00:42:28But a million new voices will be found
00:42:32♪
00:42:36Their heads are held high, the braver ones
00:42:40♪
00:42:44It's more than a war that must come down
00:42:48♪
00:42:52Before that flag is raised again
00:42:56♪
00:42:59And someday
00:43:01♪
00:43:03The regime will end
00:43:05♪
00:43:07The wheels turn
00:43:09♪
00:43:11And we must defend
00:43:13♪
00:43:15Cause there's a riot in the streets
00:43:17Hiding in the dark
00:43:19Waiting for the light of day
00:43:22♪
00:43:23When they call out their warning
00:43:26♪
00:43:27We can't hear what they say
00:43:30Cause there's a riot in the streets
00:43:32♪
00:43:34There's a riot in the streets
00:43:36♪
00:43:40We've seen frontiers vanish overnight
00:43:44♪
00:43:48Some have come down without a fight
00:43:52♪
00:43:56But absolute power will soon be gone
00:44:00♪
00:44:04We have the strength to carry on
00:44:08♪
00:44:13All the challenges of democracy
00:44:17♪
00:44:21How will we be seen by history
00:44:25♪
00:44:28Cause there's a riot in the streets
00:44:30Hiding in the dark
00:44:32Waiting for the light of day
00:44:35♪
00:44:36When they call out their warning
00:44:39♪
00:44:40We can't hear what they say
00:44:43♪
00:44:45All right, there you have it.
00:44:46Anyone who has anything
00:44:47in the World Wrestling Federation
00:44:48in the year-end review video.
00:44:49Wait, wait.
00:44:50Just a minute, McMahon.
00:44:51Did I blink or did I miss
00:44:53Jesse Da Body Ventura?
00:44:54Well, that's right.
00:44:55You weren't in it, were you?
00:44:56I'll tell you what.
00:44:57I know who's to blame.
00:44:58Probably you and that so-called
00:45:00executive producer, that spindly-legged
00:45:02knobby-kneed Dick Ebersole
00:45:04who thinks he created
00:45:05Saturday Night Live.
00:45:07As far as I'm concerned,
00:45:08he's always had good taste, Jesse.
00:45:09Taste like what?
00:45:10Charlie Tuna?
00:45:11Uh, well, take it, Gene.
00:45:13All right.
00:45:14Thank you very much.
00:45:15Vince McMahon with me at this time.
00:45:17Manager Fred Flassie
00:45:18of the Big Russian from Moscow.
00:45:20He is Nikolai Volkov.
00:45:21Tonight, a peace match
00:45:23with Corporal Kirshner.
00:45:25That's right with me, Gene.
00:45:26We Russians are peaceful people
00:45:28who will not stop
00:45:29till we bring the peace
00:45:31to the whole world.
00:45:32This match tonight is the first step
00:45:34to end American militarism
00:45:37by a superior wrestling.
00:45:39It's a role that Russia
00:45:41as a socialist republic
00:45:42are much more superior.
00:45:44All right.
00:45:45I thank you very much.
00:45:46Oh, Iron Sheik,
00:45:47what are you doing here?
00:45:48Chairman Russia number one!
00:45:50Iran number one!
00:45:52That's right, Sheik.
00:45:53Tonight, everyone will see
00:45:55America is just a paper tiger.
00:45:57Well, I'll tell you what,
00:45:58Fred Flassie,
00:45:59this is not gonna be
00:46:00a tag team bout.
00:46:01This man is not
00:46:02an authorized manager.
00:46:04He's not gonna be in the ring.
00:46:05Listen, Oakland,
00:46:06he's here to lend
00:46:07his moral support.
00:46:08He's a good friend of Volkov.
00:46:10Gentlemen, I'm sorry
00:46:11we're out of time.
00:46:12Right now, we're gonna go
00:46:13to Jesse, the body, Ventura.
00:46:15♪♪
00:46:20Corporal Kirshner
00:46:21has shown his stuff.
00:46:22Can he do the same in water?
00:46:24We'll have to see.
00:46:25Corporal Kirshner,
00:46:26you seem at home anywhere.
00:46:27Why is that?
00:46:28Because the United States military
00:46:30is giving me the finest training
00:46:31in survival that's very possible.
00:46:33Anywhere I'm dropped in this world,
00:46:35ice, land, snow,
00:46:36I don't care where it is.
00:46:37I'm gonna survive.
00:46:38I'm gonna prevail.
00:46:39So because of your training,
00:46:41you feel your best,
00:46:42Nikolai Volkov.
00:46:44But remember, Corporal,
00:46:45this is a peace match.
00:46:47Combat techniques
00:46:48will not be allowed.
00:46:50I'm going up against
00:46:51a Russian strongman.
00:46:52I'm not gonna need
00:46:53combat tactics.
00:46:54We're going into
00:46:55a professional wrestling match
00:46:56and the best man
00:46:57is gonna win.
00:46:58And I'm gonna go in there
00:46:59on a search and destroy mission
00:47:01and I'm coming out ahead.
00:47:02Cool off, Corporal Kirshner.
00:47:04That match is later.
00:47:05Right now,
00:47:06why don't you show the viewers
00:47:08the proper method
00:47:09of entering the water.
00:47:11Stand back, Justin.
00:47:12Let me show you how it's done.
00:47:25Ladies and gentlemen,
00:47:26Mr. Volkov requests
00:47:29that you all please rise
00:47:31and respect his singing
00:47:33of the Soviet National Anthem.
00:47:59Wait a minute.
00:48:00What?
00:48:01How rude that is,
00:48:02McMahon.
00:48:03I can't believe it.
00:48:04Nikolai Volkov trying
00:48:05to finish his anthem off
00:48:06and out comes
00:48:07Corporal Kirshner
00:48:08in his arched dog faces.
00:48:10Interrupted.
00:48:11That's not the way
00:48:12to start a peace match
00:48:13in my opinion, McMahon.
00:48:14I mean, it's just
00:48:15a little act.
00:48:16It's no big deal, Jesse.
00:48:17I mean, after all,
00:48:18we saw Reagan,
00:48:19we saw Gorbachev earlier on
00:48:20on national TV this week,
00:48:21so only right.
00:48:22And we're gonna have
00:48:23right here the peace match.
00:48:24Corporal Kirshner
00:48:25squaring off
00:48:26against Nikolai Volkov.
00:48:30This is Vince McMahon
00:48:31right along with
00:48:32Jesse Ventura
00:48:33back in Tampa, Florida.
00:48:34And we are ready
00:48:35for the matchup.
00:48:38Corporal Kirshner now
00:48:40against Nikolai Volkov.
00:48:42Volkov with much more experience.
00:48:44Kirshner has not been
00:48:45in the WWF all that long.
00:48:47Clean break by Nikolai Volkov.
00:48:50That's the way he said
00:48:51it was going to be.
00:48:53Willing to prove
00:48:54his scientific skills
00:48:55as compared to those
00:48:56and contrasted to those
00:48:57of, of course,
00:48:58Corporal Kirshner.
00:48:59I think we're also
00:49:00gonna see McMahon
00:49:01who, who is the most
00:49:02honest here.
00:49:03We gotta see if
00:49:04honesty prevails
00:49:05in this bout.
00:49:06Honesty?
00:49:07Honesty, if they both
00:49:08keep it scientific.
00:49:10Well, Kirshner is a real
00:49:11rugged individual.
00:49:14And with his military
00:49:15background, it'll be
00:49:16interesting to see just how
00:49:17well he can...
00:49:18Nikolai Volkov,
00:49:19tight waist, nice maneuver.
00:49:20Nice takedown by Volkov.
00:49:21Front hook to the elbow,
00:49:22nice roll.
00:49:23Nice maneuver there
00:49:24into the armbar.
00:49:25Kirshner in control.
00:49:27Volkov trying to make
00:49:28his way back to his feet now.
00:49:30Kirshner, standing side
00:49:31headlock, grinds it out
00:49:32on the big rush
00:49:33and takes him over to him.
00:49:34Nicely done, Jesse.
00:49:35Very nicely done, McMahon.
00:49:36Hey, I call it like it is.
00:49:38Shoulders on the canvas.
00:49:39Two.
00:49:40Now, if you'll notice too,
00:49:41Nikolai Volkov did not pull
00:49:43any trunks on that
00:49:44either, McMahon.
00:49:45I didn't see it.
00:49:46You're right.
00:49:47No, he didn't.
00:49:48Thus far, it's 50-50
00:49:49right down the line.
00:49:50Volkov trying to power out.
00:49:51Kirshner should not
00:49:52test him here.
00:49:53Volkov so powerful.
00:49:54This is Volkov's advantage.
00:49:56He's got about 40 or 50 pounds
00:49:58on Kirshner, and I believe
00:49:59he's definitely more stronger.
00:50:01Sheikin.
00:50:03Tony Blasi looking on,
00:50:05and I don't believe
00:50:06that the Iron Sheik
00:50:07has any reason at all
00:50:08to be at ringside.
00:50:10Look at this.
00:50:11Test of strength.
00:50:12I can't believe
00:50:13how strong Kirshner is.
00:50:14I can't believe this.
00:50:15Where is he getting that from?
00:50:17Kirshner holding his own
00:50:19with a powerful Russian Volkov.
00:50:23Rocking back and forth,
00:50:24top wristlock.
00:50:25Referee right there
00:50:26up against the rope.
00:50:28We've got to see
00:50:29on some honesty.
00:50:30We got it.
00:50:31I don't believe it.
00:50:32Volkov intentionally
00:50:33back to the rope there.
00:50:34Intentionally.
00:50:35Which is not to say
00:50:36it's an illegal maneuver.
00:50:37It's just to say that
00:50:38I think he was surprised
00:50:39at the strength of Kirshner.
00:50:40Might well be, McMahon.
00:50:42Behind.
00:50:43Volkov takes him down again.
00:50:45Rolls him up.
00:50:46Look at that bridge.
00:50:47Oh, that was nice.
00:50:50Thus far, Nikolai Volkov.
00:50:52You know McMahon
00:50:53seeing a bridge like that,
00:50:54now I know why there's not
00:50:55much hair on the top
00:50:56of Nikolai's head.
00:50:57That may be one reason.
00:50:58From behind.
00:50:59Nice maneuver.
00:51:00Kirshner hooks the hair,
00:51:01throws him up.
00:51:02It's going to be a pin.
00:51:03No.
00:51:04Only one.
00:51:07Quite a maneuver
00:51:08on the part of Volkov
00:51:09to take the momentum
00:51:10right on over.
00:51:12Standing side headlock
00:51:13once again.
00:51:14Kirshner trying to grind
00:51:15it out a bit.
00:51:16So far this piece match,
00:51:17we've had all three breaks.
00:51:18I can't believe it, McMahon.
00:51:19Even I'm amazed.
00:51:20Look at another one.
00:51:21There's another one.
00:51:22Yes, sir.
00:51:23Again.
00:51:26This, I believe,
00:51:27I've been told
00:51:28it's a direct result
00:51:29of a handshake there.
00:51:30Wow.
00:51:33That's a good example
00:51:34of certainly
00:51:36what two countries,
00:51:37what two participants
00:51:38representing countries
00:51:39can do
00:51:40in athletic competition.
00:51:41Thus far,
00:51:42it's a great match.
00:51:47Cheek and classy.
00:51:49Not exactly locked.
00:51:50Looking for the ankle now.
00:51:51Volkov.
00:51:52Nice maneuver.
00:51:53A kick by Corporal Kirshner.
00:51:54Kirshner scoots up a bit.
00:51:55Oh, look at that.
00:51:57Shoulder block
00:51:58by Big Volkov.
00:51:59Going for the ropes again.
00:52:01Kirshner this time
00:52:02sends it to the rope.
00:52:03Yes.
00:52:04Nice takedown.
00:52:08Volkov not expecting
00:52:09that at all.
00:52:10Kirshner side-stepping him.
00:52:13Well, what Kirshner's doing here
00:52:15on that last move, McMahon,
00:52:17he used Volkov's weight
00:52:18against himself
00:52:19on that.
00:52:20A good leverage move
00:52:21to get the chicken wings
00:52:22into a hammer lock.
00:52:27Volkov.
00:52:28Trying to skip.
00:52:29Look at that small package.
00:52:30That'll do it for one.
00:52:31Wheel to it.
00:52:32No.
00:52:33Wow.
00:52:34Powerful.
00:52:35Nikolai Volkov
00:52:36kicking out of the small package.
00:52:37You don't often see that.
00:52:40Against the rope now.
00:52:42Another clean.
00:52:43No.
00:52:44That was not a clean break.
00:52:48Oh, come on now.
00:52:50Volkov.
00:52:51Off the ropes.
00:52:52Ropes on him.
00:52:54Scoots him up.
00:52:56Oh.
00:53:00Now, wait a minute, Jesse.
00:53:02You can't tell me
00:53:03that's fair and square.
00:53:05Well, I'm going to be honest,
00:53:06McMahon,
00:53:07I tell it like it is.
00:53:08Volkov nailed him
00:53:09off the ropes.
00:53:10I'll give you that.
00:53:11He what?
00:53:12He nailed him
00:53:13in the ropes
00:53:14when he should've broke clean.
00:53:15That was just the start of it.
00:53:18Kirshner's hot.
00:53:19Kirshner is really hot.
00:53:23Kirshner on the shink as well.
00:53:25Hovering away.
00:53:26Scoops up the shink.
00:53:27Slams it down the canvas.
00:53:29Volkov hammered away.
00:53:31Look at this.
00:53:32Kirshner got to watch himself.
00:53:33Double team going.
00:53:34Oh, my.
00:53:35Whoa.
00:53:40Kirshner is hot.
00:53:42He's angry.
00:53:43Justifiably so.
00:53:48Volkov bending and indeed out.
00:53:51Not breaking the rules.
00:53:52That was far from a pace match.
00:53:55A winner of this match.
00:53:58Purple Kirshner will be ready
00:54:01for Volkov in the future.
00:54:03No doubt of that.
00:54:04But standing by,
00:54:05certainly an individual
00:54:06who's really going to be ready.
00:54:07We make reference to one
00:54:09of the participants
00:54:10in the tag match to follow,
00:54:11Ricky the Dragon,
00:54:12Steamboat.
00:54:13You remember what happened
00:54:14with Fuji in Morocco?
00:54:15That's right.
00:54:16Fuji in Morocco
00:54:17has taken in the Dragon
00:54:18and the Dragon has taken
00:54:19the Junkyard Dog as a partner.
00:54:21Well, I think the Dog's
00:54:22bitten off more than he can chew.
00:54:23He ain't fighting
00:54:24no 110-pound manager now.
00:54:26All right, stay tuned
00:54:27for the tag match.
00:54:29Well, well, well,
00:54:30you still have a way
00:54:31with the ladies,
00:54:32but more importantly,
00:54:33Don Morocco and Mr. Fuji,
00:54:35you two have a history
00:54:38in your matches
00:54:39of using illegal tactics
00:54:41with Ricky Steamboat.
00:54:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:54:43I'm sorry.
00:54:44I'm sorry.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:46I'm sorry.
00:54:47I'm sorry.
00:54:48I'm sorry.
00:54:49I'm sorry.
00:54:50I'm sorry.
00:54:51I'm sorry.
00:54:52I'm sorry.
00:54:53I'm sorry.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:55I'm sorry.
00:54:56I'm sorry.
00:54:57Oh, well he's a
00:54:58little...
00:54:59Awe, his little Ricky
00:55:00complaining.
00:55:01No, no, no, no.
00:55:03All I was going
00:55:04to say is Ricky Steamboat
00:55:06has as a partner
00:55:07tonight the Junkyard Dog,
00:55:08and I think that could
00:55:09possibly present a
00:55:10problem for the two
00:55:11of you.
00:55:12If I was a mailman
00:55:13at Rick's Suspenders,
00:55:14then I'd be worried
00:55:15about the Junkyard Dog.
00:55:16But seeing as how
00:55:18Mr. Fuji,
00:55:19what do you do
00:55:20with dogs in Japan?
00:55:21Mr. Fuji?
00:55:22In my country,
00:55:23we roast dog,
00:55:25Fly dog wild dog junkyard dog
00:55:29can have his choice.
00:55:32Let's go let's go ladies and
00:55:35gentlemen Vince there you have
00:55:37it two sportsmen showing no
00:55:39signs of changing their style
00:55:42and tonight should be very
00:55:43interesting especially
00:55:44considering that Ricky Steamboat
00:55:47as the junkyard dog as his
00:55:49partner Vince McMahon let's go
00:55:51back to you.
00:55:52What about all this gobbling
00:55:53guck Jesse about boiled dog
00:55:55fried dog and all that stuff.
00:55:56Well I'll tell you what McMahon
00:55:58in Japan may even eat raw dog
00:56:00raw dog.
00:56:01Maybe you never heard about hot
00:56:02dog before.
00:56:03Let's take you over now to mean
00:56:04gene again.
00:56:06You know I just don't know
00:56:07Ricky Steamboat.
00:56:08You must be a glutton for
00:56:09punishment.
00:56:10You've been hijacked hoodwinked
00:56:12bushwhacked virtually everything
00:56:14by the likes of Mr. Fuji and the
00:56:16Magnificent Morocco.
00:56:17You know something mean gene
00:56:18from Maine to California from
00:56:20Canada all the way down here to
00:56:21Florida.
00:56:22You said I've been bushwhacked
00:56:23and all that.
00:56:24I've been hung and I've been
00:56:25blasted with a chair.
00:56:26I've been sold that I've had
00:56:27everything done to me.
00:56:28But there's one thing that those
00:56:29two guys have not done and that
00:56:31is defeat me in the middle of
00:56:32that ring.
00:56:33And by the way I should point
00:56:34out you've got quite quite a
00:56:37partner at your side.
00:56:38Tonight got the best man I can
00:56:40have in this particular night.
00:56:41He's got the biggest bite of
00:56:43all.
00:56:43You know something.
00:56:44I think those two bit off a
00:56:46little bit more than they can
00:56:47chew in that right dog.
00:56:48Hey Whitey you know me and
00:56:49Jean.
00:56:50These guys may have been doing
00:56:52everything they could to Ricky
00:56:53also to a lot of people they
00:56:54are chasing the bad trends in
00:56:55the rest of the world.
00:56:56They bring it away.
00:56:57Send some type of trend and
00:56:59want the kids to follow them.
00:57:00But me and Jean I don't like it.
00:57:02I know you don't want your kids
00:57:03to follow.
00:57:03And I'm going to try my best to
00:57:04help him to do something about
00:57:05it.
00:57:06Gentlemen I thank you very much
00:57:07Ricky Steve all junkyard dog
00:57:09back to you.
00:57:24The name of the game is
00:57:43continuity here.
00:57:44You're going to have to have
00:57:45that all important teamwork.
00:57:47That's right.
00:57:48Teamwork's the name of the game.
00:57:49Fuji and Morocco got it.
00:57:50I don't know if Steve will do.
00:57:52I stay tuned for the tag team.
00:57:55All right.
00:57:55The tag team match on your way.
00:57:57Back with more Saturday Night
00:57:58Spade event.
00:57:59Here we go.
00:58:01And right away pandemonium
00:58:02breaks loose.
00:58:04I'll tell you Morocco and Fuji
00:58:05have taken advantage right here
00:58:07at the start just like I called
00:58:08it McMahon.
00:58:09They all know I'm the man who
00:58:10calls it the way it is.
00:58:12I told you on the outside
00:58:13Morocco on the inside Morocco
00:58:15taking care of the junkyard dog.
00:58:17And meanwhile Mr.
00:58:18Oh look at that.
00:58:19Oh what a body slam on a
00:58:20concrete floor.
00:58:21Wow.
00:58:22That'll definitely slow the old
00:58:24dragon down.
00:58:25You know I'm like look at that
00:58:26night up by Morocco.
00:58:28Well I think McMahon that the
00:58:29J.Y.V. may have bitten off more
00:58:31than he can chew with the
00:58:32magnificent Morocco and the
00:58:34honorable one Mr. Fuji.
00:58:36Nice reversal.
00:58:36Morocco to the buckle.
00:58:37Comes up.
00:58:38Big body drop.
00:58:45Snap there over goes Morocco.
00:58:47The dog sends him.
00:58:48No.
00:58:48Misses.
00:58:48Whoa.
00:58:50The dog attempting to ram his
00:58:52head into it.
00:58:52Probably the pectoral area of
00:58:54Morocco.
00:58:55Attack is made.
00:58:55Morocco gets a quick knee into
00:58:58the chest before attacking Mr.
00:58:59Fuji.
00:58:59No.
00:59:00Well shot by Fuji.
00:59:02He definitely didn't have
00:59:02Morocco hurt bad enough to try
00:59:04something like that.
00:59:05And now Mr. Fuji is going to
00:59:06work with the karate
00:59:07techniques.
00:59:09Look at that dog coming back
00:59:10scoop.
00:59:11Fuji's in the air.
00:59:12Slapped by Caravans.
00:59:15Fuji backing off now.
00:59:17Look at this.
00:59:18Hey that's a smart move
00:59:19McMahon.
00:59:20He's trying to bide for time.
00:59:23And the clutches of the
00:59:24Chuck-Chuck dog.
00:59:26But now Fuji with the martial
00:59:28art taekwondo now right back in
00:59:29arm drag takedown however.
00:59:32Morocco right back in the
00:59:33clutches of the Chuck-Chuck dog.
00:59:34Up he goes.
00:59:35Body slam with a canvas with
00:59:37authority.
00:59:38Cover up Rihanna position
00:59:39begins in two count.
00:59:41Oh Morocco didn't know where he
00:59:43was.
00:59:44Yeah you see Morocco was stunned
00:59:46walked into the wrong corner.
00:59:47You see steamboat.
00:59:48He took the cheap shot.
00:59:50Why not?
00:59:51Why not?
00:59:52I thought he goes by the rules.
00:59:53It's going to happen to steamboat
00:59:54on the other side.
00:59:55We're reversed if he were over
00:59:56there it would definitely
00:59:57happen the other way around.
00:59:58The dog with a headbutt.
01:00:00Whoa right to the nose.
01:00:02Wow.
01:00:06All right Fuji back in now.
01:00:07Fuji had a lot of success
01:00:08earlier on.
01:00:10And again.
01:00:11Right back to the martial art
01:00:12tactics.
01:00:12Look at that.
01:00:16Fuji appears to have the dog's
01:00:17number here.
01:00:18Fit very well.
01:00:19Tiger's been frequently
01:00:20made by Fuji and Morocco wide
01:00:21open the dog.
01:00:25And big.
01:00:25Magnificent Morocco in control.
01:00:28Drops the elbow.
01:00:31The dog would like nothing
01:00:32better right now than to tag his
01:00:33partner Ricky Steamboat.
01:00:34Well Morocco and Fuji are
01:00:36practicing going in this match.
01:00:38Steamboat trying to get the dog
01:00:40up.
01:00:43Morocco reaching over for the
01:00:44tag for Fuji.
01:00:45And indeed here comes Mr. Fuji.
01:00:47Cut off by Mr. Fuji.
01:00:48I must say Fuji and Morocco
01:00:49doing a great job of cutting the
01:00:51dog off so far.
01:00:51Oh yeah.
01:00:52They've had about six or seven
01:00:53tags and the dog's been in there
01:00:54since the start.
01:00:55Steamboat hasn't even broken his
01:00:57sweat on the apron.
01:00:59Again.
01:01:00Pretty good tag.
01:01:01Morocco back in and the dog.
01:01:06I wonder if the dog will be so
01:01:08anxious to help next time.
01:01:10He's got to be.
01:01:11He's got to be.
01:01:11He's got to be.
01:01:12He's got to be.
01:01:12He's got to be.
01:01:13He's got to be.
01:01:13He's got to be.
01:01:14He's got to be.
01:01:14He's got to be.
01:01:15He's got to be.
01:01:15He's got to be.
01:01:16He's got to be.
01:01:17Tag Morocco Most relevant.
01:01:22zigging three what.
01:01:28He's got a fat dog.
01:01:33It takes to get himself right
01:01:34back up.
01:01:35You're knocking down.
01:01:36He's coming up.
01:01:41Steamboat is hot.
01:01:42The dog, hook to the buckle, Morocco sets, look at that.
01:01:47Critical, critical mistake by the Magnificent One.
01:01:51Now the tag's gonna be made, the Jack Urgo coming over, and yeah.
01:01:57Backing off Morocco, look at the dragon coming up.
01:02:02Ooh, on the top rope, look at those chops.
01:02:06Morocco, hook to the buckle, out and down the canvas.
01:02:12Fuji catches one, and another one.
01:02:14Morocco, whip to the ropes, downstairs goes the dragon.
01:02:21Steamboat with a chop to the fore, look at that.
01:02:24Covering, covering, here it comes.
01:02:28Setting him up now, pulling for Fuji.
01:02:31That's a bad example of teamwork there.
01:02:34Ricky, the dragon, steamboat, out on the apron.
01:02:40Going up to the top rope, what's he doing?
01:02:43Trying to set up Morocco.
01:02:45Flying body press, he'll get him, one, two.
01:02:49No, he won't, not with that sly Mr. Fuji in the corner.
01:02:53Always thinking, McMahon, always thinking.
01:02:57Fuji cuts off the dragon, Ricky Steamboat, who was trying to tag the dog.
01:03:02Look at that maneuver, now the tag is made.
01:03:05Now the dog with a kick in the midsection, headbutt by the dog.
01:03:11Cover by the judge, two we make, yes, we got it.
01:03:14Yeah.
01:03:14What a matchup, and what a tremendous victory.
01:03:29No, the headbutt by the dog.
01:03:32I don't understand this McMahon, Steamboat has won the match and
01:03:35yet he's trying to carry it outside the ring with Morocco.
01:03:39What a poor sport.
01:03:41Yeah, that's a nice cheap shot by Morocco.
01:03:43Another one, the match is over and Morocco's trying to get his licks in any way he can.
01:03:48Hey, Steamboat started it.
01:03:49More from Tampa, Florida, right after this.
01:03:57Well, we have had some fun in the sun in Tampa, Florida.
01:04:06This has been sensational, Jesse.
01:04:08That's right, McMahon.
01:04:10I'll tell you, it was a great night for Saturday Night Main Event.
01:04:13No doubt we saw some very special things here tonight.
01:04:15I think perhaps there's no doubt the most special thing that we saw, however,
01:04:19was the successful title defense of Champion Hulk Hogan.
01:04:22No, no, no, no.
01:04:24The greatest thing we saw tonight, McMahon, was what Jesse Da Body did.
01:04:28The first and only commentator to step into the ring.
01:04:31And I challenge, I challenge any other commentator in the world
01:04:35to do what I have done and equaled what I did.
01:04:38Stay tuned, we'll be back with more Saturday Night's Main Event.
01:04:41On behalf of all of us here on Saturday Night's Main Event, Jesse Da Body,
01:04:47Ventura, yours truly Vince McMahon, we'd like to say so
01:04:49long until we see you on the next Saturday Night's Main Event.
01:04:52Happy New Year, everybody.