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Yes, I'm cheating on my husband

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00:00Terry.
00:04Terry!
00:08Terry?
00:12Terry!
00:16Terry!
00:20I'm sorry.
00:24I'm sorry, Terry.
00:28Terry, don't play with me like you was sleeping.
00:33What?
00:34Did you just sneak in here?
00:36Oh my God, Dave, what are you talking about?
00:38Yo, it's five in the morning, it's 5.30 in the morning.
00:42Where you coming from?
00:42I was literally in the bathroom, Lou.
00:46Yo, you wasn't in the bathroom.
00:48I just fell asleep.
00:50Where you coming from at five o'clock?
00:52You are crazy.
00:53Where was you at?
00:54You're literally crazy.
00:55Ain't no clubs open that late.
00:56Where you coming from?
00:57Okay, all right, Lou, all right, you're projecting.
01:00I'm projecting?
01:01Yes.
01:01It's a Monday.
01:02Where you coming from?
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Where you at?
01:05So now you're, what are you doing?
01:06What are you, why are you so loud?
01:08The freaking neighbors are-
01:09You coming here at five in the morning,
01:10what are you talking about?
01:11You better calm down.
01:12Where were you?
01:12First of all, calm down, calm down.
01:14I better calm down.
01:16Oh my God.
01:17Yo, you about to get a suitcase.
01:19You about to get up out of here.
01:20Yeah, all right.
01:21Where you coming from?
01:21I'd like to see you try that, sir.
01:24What hospital I need to call?
01:27You ain't got no wristband?
01:28You weren't in the hospital, right?
01:29Oh my gosh.
01:30Where you was at?
01:31What happened?
01:32I wasn't-
01:33You called a flat?
01:34It was nothing like that.
01:34You called another flat, right?
01:35Yeah, it was nothing like that, Lou.
01:37You need to calm down.
01:38Oh my God.
01:38Like I can't, I don't even have a life anymore.
01:42I don't have a life with you.
01:44Ever since we freaking moved in together,
01:47like you just police me too much.
01:49Like I have a life.
01:51I have other friends.
01:52I have stuff going on outside of my life besides you.
01:55You got other stuff going on at five in the morning?
01:58That's a good one.
01:58Yeah, I do.
01:59I do.
02:00I do.
02:02Maybe I wouldn't be out at five in the morning
02:03if things were better at home.
02:09I don't care.
02:10I don't care how you feel about that.
02:10I said what I said.
02:11I said what I said.
02:14Wow.
02:15You've been watching too much Judge Joe Mathis
02:17or something.
02:18You must've lost your mind.
02:21You ain't, you not gonna go to sleep.
02:22Can you just turn off the freaking light?
02:24Why you?
02:26I'm not going to sleep.
02:26Don't even think.
02:27I'm not.
02:28What are you doing?
02:29What are you gonna do?
02:30I got a power now.
02:31What are you gonna do?
02:31What are you gonna do?
02:32We finna stay up.
02:33You finna do something to me?
02:34Is that what you're saying?
02:35You're not, bruh, be quiet.
02:35You're not finna police who I hang out with.
02:38And yes, I have male friends,
02:40if that's what you wanna know.
02:41Yes, I have male friends.
02:42So you hang with male friends?
02:43Yes, I have male friends.
02:44Yes, I do.
02:45Please, as if you freaking doing your job.
02:49You ain't doing nothing.
02:50Nothing.
02:51Love is not enough.
02:53Are you serious?
02:54Please.
02:56Yeah, I was out doing my thing.
02:58How about that?
02:59That's fine.
03:00You might as well go ahead and pack all your stuff up now.
03:03Okay, yeah.
03:04Cause you out of here tomorrow.
03:05I bet.
03:06I'd like to see that.
03:08Please.
03:08You out of here tomorrow.
03:09Yeah, okay.
03:10Okay, we-
03:11You can stay out the five, six, and seven o'clock.
03:13You finna go to the courts?
03:14You finna go to the courts?
03:15Cause you're not finna evict me from the place that I live.
03:18How you figure that?
03:21Good night, Lou.
03:22Can you turn off that light?
03:22I'm sick of you.
03:24Boy, I really, really, really-
03:25You think we finna stand in some band right now?
03:26Boy, I really hurt your feelings.
03:28Hurt my feelings.
03:29Boy, I really hurt your feelings.
03:29Hurt my feelings.
03:30You're not ready for the truth, sweetheart.
03:32Tell me the truth.
03:33You're not ready for that.
03:33Tell me the truth.
03:34You ain't ready for that.
03:35Let's hear it.
03:36You ain't ready for that.
03:37Let's hear it.
03:38Well, maybe if you were doing your job,
03:40I wouldn't be out doing what I gotta do.
03:45Oh, what you gotta do?
03:47Let me know.
03:47You know what?
03:48Since you got so much dip on your chip,
03:50let me tell you what I'm doing.
03:51Yes, yes, I'm with somebody else.
03:55Yo, I just gotta be in Twilight Zone.
03:56And what the hell you gonna do?
03:57And what the hell you gonna do?
03:57This is Twilight Zone.
03:58What the hell you gonna do about it?
04:00You ain't nothing but a coward.
04:02You don't even stand up for yourself at your job.
04:04You're soft.
04:06You're soft.
04:07I want a real man.
04:08You are soft.
04:11What you gonna do about it?
04:12Nothing.
04:13Turn off that freaking light.
04:14I need to get some rest.
04:15I'm about to throw all them red bottoms out this window.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Along with all the rest of your stuff.
04:21I wish you would.
04:22I'll send you right to jail.
04:24Ain't that where your daddy is?
04:26Right to jail.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Come from a whole messed up family.
04:30At least I got a daddy.
04:31Yeah, whatever.
04:32It don't matter.
04:34You outta here tomorrow.
04:35Guess what?
04:36I got a daddy too.
04:37You outta here.
04:37Daddy, I got a daddy too.
04:38It ain't you, baby.
04:39So who is you with?
04:40Don't worry about that.
04:41Like I said, I do what I do.
04:43That's none of your business.
04:44And whoever I hang out with, that's none of your concern.
04:47We been, boy, bye.
04:49We been, ain't had no chemistry.
04:51Lord, help me.
04:52I'm about to, this lady.
04:54Yeah.
04:55A wet towel.
04:56Yeah.
04:56Stop playing with me.
04:57Get off this bed.
04:59Get out of my house.
05:01That's all right.
05:02I got somewhere that I can go.
05:03He'll be waiting.
05:04He won't keep you long.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07Lock my door behind yourself.
05:09Yeah, whatever.
05:10Do it yourself, boy.

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