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00:00Shut up! I don't want to hear it!
00:02Where's the pen?
00:07What the hell is this?
00:09Why do you even care, Jim?
00:11We're getting divorced anyway! You were looking for a pen?
00:13Here it is!
00:15Until I put my signature on these papers, you are still my wife, so I do care!
00:18So sign it and stop caring!
00:20Ah, that's what you want?
00:22No, no, no, no way!
00:24Now I'm going to find your lover and I'm going to leave you with nothing!
00:29You're paranoid!
00:31You're totally insane!
00:33You know that your jealousy just ruined all our life!
00:35All our marriage!
00:37I'm paranoid? How do you explain this?
00:39How? Tell me!
00:43Have you been thinking that it may be four years?
00:45Oh, come on! Nonsense!
00:47There are a lot of them and we haven't done anything like in, I don't know...
00:51Half of the year.
00:53Half of that damn year you didn't touch me!
00:56And I've been dragging them around just like a fool!
00:59Hoping to get you back!
01:01But for you it's easier to make up a lover of mine
01:04than actually to believe in me!
01:21Don't touch me!
01:23Is she okay?
01:26Okay.
01:30I've tried to believe in you.
01:40Six months of waiting!
01:42Was worth it darling, you were great!
01:51Lucy?
01:52Yeah?
01:53Where did you get that pen?
01:56Here we go again!
01:57What pen?
02:01Answer me!
02:02I stayed in this hotel at the conference!
02:06You know what Lucy?
02:11I believe you!
02:17Thank you!
02:19Hello?
02:21Anybody home?
02:26Mr. Rogers?
02:29Good afternoon!
02:30What do you mean good afternoon Mark?
02:31What the hell are you doing here?
02:33Do you think I'm a fool?
02:34Hey, hey, hey, honey, honey!
02:35Why are you yelling? What's going on?
02:37Are you kidding me?
02:38Do you think I don't understand what's going on here?
02:40What's going on?
02:41Who were the condoms for?
02:44For him? Really?
02:46Look at him!
02:47Are you kidding?
02:48Do you see me laughing?
02:50Come on Jim, calm down!
02:51I just...
02:52I offered Mark to buy this apartment after our divorce.
02:56And yesterday, as you know, I didn't have much time to inform him.
03:00We decided to try again.
03:03Why did you want to sell the apartment?
03:05I couldn't live in a place where everything reminds me of you.
03:10Okay.
03:12Where did Mark get the money for the apartment?
03:15I don't know. It's his business. Ask him.
03:18Mark?
03:19Is that a Peterson deal?
03:20You promised me 10% of the profits, right?
03:27That sounds plausible.
03:28Mr. Rogers, believe me, I would never do something like that.
03:31Okay, okay, okay, okay.
03:32Sorry, I overreacted.
03:35I believe you.
03:38Damn, it's 9.30.
03:40Okay, Mark, wait for me.
03:42We're going to the office together, okay?
03:44I'll just change.
03:45Alright.
03:49Okay.
03:55Phew.
03:56That was good, wasn't it?
03:59What the hell are you doing here without any warning?
04:02Well, I didn't think you'd decide to try again.
04:05Stop whining, Mark.
04:06I did that for us to have some money.
04:08Yeah, right.
04:09Speaking of which, why didn't you say me a word about this deal with Mr. Peterson?
04:13Because I wanted to surprise you.
04:16Today, there will be a meeting with an investor we've been working with for over a year now,
04:21and there's five million at stake.
04:25Are you a total idiot?
04:29Don't you understand that if the deal had closed after the divorce,
04:32I wouldn't have gotten a damn out of it?
04:35Well, I didn't think about that.
04:37I'm not surprised.
04:39That's all you.
04:43But we still have time to fix it.
04:46You're an evil genius, darling.
04:48Oh, stay away from me.
04:49I don't want to get caught.
04:51Yes.
04:52Yes, Mr. Peterson.
04:55You want to sign the contract today?
05:00Yes, great.
05:01Great.
05:028 p.m.?
05:03Of course.
05:06Okay.
05:08The address, right now.
05:09Just give me a second.
05:12I'm writing the address right now.
05:16Okay.
05:20Well, you know what, Mr. Peterson?
05:24I would like to invite you for dinner at my place.
05:28Yes, my wife is making her famous turkey.
05:31Great.
05:32So, see you at 8 p.m., right?
05:34Perfect.
05:39Honey, it's a very important night, so please, try to make it perfect, okay?
05:44I'll do the best I can.
05:48Mark?
05:50Why are you standing there?
05:56Why, Mr. Rogers?
05:57The sun is high.
05:59Let's get to work.
06:00Jump, jump.
06:01Come on, Mark.
06:05Mark, hurry up.
06:06Mark, hurry up.
06:13Oh, boy.
06:14Well, I haven't had a meal that good since my third marriage.
06:17Oh, thank you, Mr. Peterson.
06:19But please save the room for the main course.
06:22No, don't worry, darling.
06:23There's plenty of room for everything.
06:25I suggest we talk business.
06:27Mark, will you tell Mr. Peterson about our exclusive offer?
06:32Well, if you choose to organize your logistics through us, you will save, attention, additional 30%.
06:41God damn, that deal's even sweeter than the aroma coming from the kitchen.
06:46Oh, oh, my turkey.
06:48I totally forgot.
06:53I'll give her a hand.
07:00What a beautiful woman.
07:03I beg your pardon?
07:05I say, how'd a loser like Jim end up with a hottie like that?
07:10She could have done much better.
07:12I don't know, maybe someone like, uh...
07:15You, Mark.
07:18I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand.
07:21Come on, I could see who the man was in this situation right away.
07:25That deal's got your name all over it.
07:27Jim had nothing to do with it.
07:28Well, that's not exactly true.
07:30How much did he offer you?
07:3520%.
07:40Look, I like you, son.
07:43I'll give you four times that if we close it without him.
07:47Four million?
07:53My God, Lucy will be thrilled.
07:56Did I hear you right?
08:00Lucy?
08:01What, are you having an affair with her?
08:03Come on, you can tell me.
08:04Come on, Mark, you can tell me. You can trust me.
08:09Yeah.
08:11Jim can't see further than his nose.
08:16So let's take him for everything he's got.
08:19The money and the woman.
08:20And let's just leave him with a piece of turkey.
08:23My man.
08:25Here we are.
08:27So, Mr. Peterson, did he fall for it?
08:30Yeah, worked out just like we thought.
08:34Thank you, Mr. Peterson.
08:36Hey, catching an unfaithful wife and her lovers? My pleasure, Jimbo.
08:42What's going on over here?
08:45Well, darling, with this, you'll sign the waiver of joint property.
08:51And you, a letter of resignation.
08:55What about the deal?
08:57Well, actually, we made it this afternoon.
09:00Jim offered me better terms.
09:02And as for you, Mark, I think it's probably time you start thinking about a change of occupation.
09:06I'll make sure you never work in this field again.
09:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
09:11You have nothing on us.
09:13You can't prove anything.
09:15Mr. Peterson, please.
09:25Are you that stupid, Mark?
09:29You know what, Jim?
09:31You can eat all your money.
09:34Lucy, wait.
09:35Go to hell, Mark.
09:36I love you.
09:37Twice.
09:39Mr. Peterson, help yourself with a little bit of turkey.
09:44That's the best thing she ever made.
09:46Don't mind if I do.
09:55Hi, my dear folks.
09:57I hope you're doing well.
09:59Because I'm here with some great news for you.
10:03You remember the big Love Buster project I mentioned previously?
10:08So, I convinced the crew to give you some info on it.
10:12And here are a few things I can say right now.
10:15Ready?
10:17I'm going to play a lead role in a medical drama.
10:21It will have a bunch of twists.
10:23You're probably going to tear up, laugh.
10:26And I hope you enjoy the story.
10:30It is very personal for me.
10:33And I'm so excited for you to see it.
10:36Get ready.
10:51I love you.