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00:00I have to stop.
00:02What?
00:10Honey, I'm home.
00:12Dale?
00:16Okay.
00:18Honey, I'm home.
00:22Oh, it smells delicious in here.
00:24Hi.
00:26I did my best.
00:28It must have taken you all day.
00:32Well, I did it all for you.
00:38Oh, it's our guest already.
00:40Come on, come in. It's open.
00:42Hello.
00:44Hi.
00:46Hi.
00:48Hey, bro.
00:50Hi, bro.
00:52Hi.
00:54Wow.
00:56It's for you.
01:00Well, are you ready for dinner?
01:02Sure.
01:04Let's go.
01:08Wait a minute.
01:16Let's go.
01:18No way, bro.
01:24This is delicious.
01:26Bro, you gotta try this pie.
01:28Really?
01:30Yeah, try it.
01:32I cooked it.
01:40Really?
01:42You're right.
01:44What?
01:46What's wrong?
01:48Where's your wedding ring, darling?
01:58Yeah.
02:00I'm sorry, my love.
02:02I was fixing a car today
02:04and took it off.
02:06It must still be in the garage.
02:08Oh.
02:10Yeah, sure.
02:12Don't worry.
02:14Cheers.
02:22One for what?
02:24Thanks.
02:28Okay.
02:30Yeah, and a bit more.
02:32Mm-hmm.
02:34I'll help you.
02:36Oh!
02:38I'm so clumsy.
02:40I'm sorry.
02:42Yeah.
02:44Here's the bathroom.
02:46Honey, can you help Nora find a new blouse for her?
02:48In the wardrobe.
02:50Here's the bathroom.
02:52I'm so sorry.
02:54Let's go quickly.
02:56Okay.
03:02My ring isn't here.
03:04We gotta be playful.
03:06I wanna wash her today.
03:08Bathroom.
03:12Oh.
03:16Open up.
03:18Honey, open up.
03:20This is urgent.
03:22Wait, I haven't got this table yet.
03:24Oh, sweetie.
03:26My stomach really hurts.
03:28Let me in.
03:30Okay.
03:32Okay, just a sec.
03:34I'm getting the ring from under the washer.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:40Sorry, honey.
03:42I'm so, I'm so sorry.
03:44Yeah, I'm sorry too.
03:46I didn't want my ring while I was cleaning my shirt
03:48and it rolled away.
03:50Wait.
03:54Why are you sorry?
03:58I'm just
04:00feel bad
04:02about your blouse.
04:04Oh, sweetie.
04:06Hey.
04:08Oh, thanks.
04:10Oh, my delivery.
04:12I ordered more wine.
04:14Yes.
04:16Hey. Here you go, sir. Here's your wine.
04:20Thank you, sir.
04:22So, I was here earlier today and...
04:24No, no, no. You must be mistaken. Bye-bye.
04:26Don't you remember me?
04:28I brought you chicken salad and pie.
04:30Well, exactly
04:32what we have for dinner tonight.
04:34Well,
04:36anyway, so, ma'am, your husband
04:38lost something.
04:40I haven't lost anything.
04:42Who's talking about you? I'm talking about her husband.
04:48Him.
04:50Oh.
04:52And, uh,
04:54why do you think he's her husband?
04:56Well, he was naked in the house
04:58and I thought...
05:00What?
05:02Well, anyway, so,
05:04sir, here's your ring.
05:08Bro, what the...
05:14So?
05:16Take it already.
05:32This one, too.
06:02Ah!
06:04Oh, my God, Dave!
06:06There's a snake on you!
06:08Dave!
06:10Ah!
06:12Ah! Ah! Ah!
06:14Where is it? Where is it?
06:16I think it slithered into another room.
06:18Are you okay?
06:22Where is it?
06:24It bit me.
06:26It bit me.
06:28Yes.
06:30It bit me.
06:32Yes.
06:34Call the ambulance.
06:36All right. All right. Just breathe.
06:38I'll get you some water.
06:48Drink up, my love.
07:00Oh.
07:30Amanda.
07:32Come on. Why are you sitting here
07:34having a drink in the middle of the day?
07:36He was
07:38such a good man.
07:42And now I'm left alone.
07:46Who are you talking about?
07:48And...
07:50And his passing seems so
07:52senseless.
07:54No, sis.
07:56He's in a better
07:58place now.
08:02Whoa, whoa. Hey.
08:04Hey, I'm right here.
08:06Girls.
08:08Girls.
08:10This has to be some kind of joke, right?
08:12Yeah, I know you're kidding.
08:14All right.
08:16How do I get you to stop this game, huh?
08:18Oh, I know how.
08:20All right.
08:24Amanda.
08:26Look at me, babe.
08:28Or I'll break your mommy's face.
08:30Okay.
08:36Hey.
08:38I'm doing it.
08:40You asked for it.
08:42I'm doing this.
08:44Gosh.
08:48Must be a dream.
08:52Let's go close the window.
08:56Come on, girls.
09:04What's going on?
09:10What's going on?
09:12They won't hear you.
09:14No matter how hard you try.
09:16Hello.
09:18Who are you? And what are you doing
09:20in my house?
09:22Well, theoretically speaking,
09:24you now belong to your wife,
09:26based on your will
09:28since October 13, 2010.
09:34How do you know about that?
09:36No, Dave.
09:38I know all about you.
09:42All about me.
09:46You.
09:54No.
10:00Mine.
10:04Really?
10:06Yes.
10:16All right.
10:18You wanna
10:20take me away?
10:22Well, that's
10:24not that I want to.
10:26It's just my job, Dave.
10:28Nothing personal.
10:30Hey.
10:32Don't come closer.
10:34Stay where you are.
10:36Hey.
10:52That doesn't work on me, fool.
10:58So I have no chance?
11:00No.
11:02So just repent of your sins.
11:04If you wanna go on to the other world.
11:06Otherwise,
11:08you'll stay here, restless,
11:10forever.
11:12And I mean
11:14forever.
11:16Sure.
11:18I...
11:20Let me...
11:22Let me change first.
11:24I...
11:26I'm in my pajamas.
11:28I can't go like this.
11:30You have five minutes.
11:32Yeah, five is...
11:34perfect.
11:36I... I'll be quick.
11:52Don't mess around with me.
11:54Cause things won't end well.
11:56Don't turn me into something disgusting!
11:58Please! Please!
12:00Well, tell me.
12:02What do you want me to say?
12:04What else?
12:06Tell me your sins.
12:08I...
12:10I have nothing to confess.
12:14Okay.
12:16Right, fine. When I was little,
12:18I stole my friend's toy car.
12:20Well...
12:24Alright, several toy cars.
12:26What else?
12:28I haven't...
12:32Oh, uh...
12:34I lied to my boss that
12:36I submitted a report on time.
12:38But it's like a...
12:40That's all nonsense! I said give me
12:42the big one! What do you want from me?
12:44Like, what big one?
12:48Like this.
12:52Where did you get that from?
12:54Does it matter?
12:56Yeah.
12:58Whose are they?
13:00Obviously,
13:02they're my wife's.
13:04I doubt it.
13:06Your wife has size M.
13:08This one, XS.
13:10Okay.
13:12What will happen to me
13:14if I don't tell you the truth?
13:16It will end as bad as you can imagine.
13:18Alright.
13:20Fine, I'll tell you.
13:22Tell you.
13:24These are
13:26my secretary,
13:28Emily's panties.
13:30How do you know?
13:34She's my lover.
13:38Great.
13:40I have no more questions.
13:42Oh my God!
13:46I've never felt so good.
13:48Now I'm pure of soul.
13:50Pure of soul?
13:52And ready to ascend!
14:02Why are you standing there?
14:06You're not gonna take me away, no?
14:08I'm going to take everything from you.
14:10In the divorce.
14:12You...
14:14You...
14:16How dare you? You tricked me!
14:18How dare you?
14:20And you cheated on me!
14:22And broke my favorite vase!
14:24So now face the consequences!
14:26Mr. Lawyer,
14:28thank you for your help.
14:30Always a pleasure.
14:32See you in court.
14:48You
14:50You
14:52You
14:54You
14:56You