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00:09Good morning, dear children. We will now recite our Mother Goose rhymes.
00:15Johnny, you recite the first stanza.
00:19Oh, Mother Goose, when she wanted to wander, would ride through the air on a very fine gander.
00:27Oh, Mother Goose and her nursery rhymes. What does she know about modern times?
00:33This is more like it!
00:35♪♪♪♪
01:06I ain't talking, see?
01:08Audrey, recite the next line.
01:12I ain't talking. I ain't no stool pigeon, see?
01:19Audrey, go sit in the corner and memorize Mother Goose.
01:26Oh, this icky stuff.
01:31Oh, Mother Goose, no less.
01:35Oh, puts me to sleep.
01:41♪♪♪♪
01:54Oh, this is out of this world!
01:57Are you the real Mother Goose?
02:00Yes, and there's Mother Goose Land.
02:03You're in for a surprise.
02:05We sing, we jive, we're quite alive.
02:07What you see will open your eyes.
02:11Little boy blue, come blow your horn.
02:15The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn.
02:19Where's the little boy that tends the sheep?
02:24Well, dig me, Jackson, he's fast asleep.
02:27When he lets out steam, then he blows his top.
02:30When he blows that horn, he can sure be buff.
02:33♪♪♪♪
02:45Boy, that's a dewy!
02:51Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
02:55Mary had a little lamb, his hair was white as snow.
02:59And everywhere that Mary went, Mary went, Mary went.
03:04Everywhere that Mary went, she fleeced him for his dough.
03:08Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
03:12Look, there's little Tommy Tucker, who'll sing for his supper.
03:18Let's get lost, lost in each other's arms.
03:28Let's get lost, let them send out alarms.
03:39♪♪♪♪♪
04:01Right this way. Don't miss it, folks.
04:04It's peramorous, yeah, it's slick.
04:07The goose what lays the golden eggs.
04:09What a chick!
04:11♪♪♪♪♪
04:33Let's steal the show, Birdbrain. It's a golden opportunity.
04:37Yeah! Let's!
04:41Up with the dukes! This is a stick-up!
04:44It's those phony, funny crooks.
04:46Oh dear, they don't belong in here.
04:50♪♪♪♪♪♪
05:00I'm hard-boiled.
05:02Ah! Nothing can make me crack up.
05:05Stop, Dave!
05:35♪♪♪♪♪♪
05:40Stop! I arrest you in the name of the law!
05:47You're under arrest!
05:49Little Audrey!
05:56I met Mother Goose. Say, teacher, she's gay.
05:59She's hept to the jive. She's to riff. She's squee!
06:02She's hept to the jive. That old Mother Goose is sure alive!