What Would Be The Worst Phobia To Have? (The Bracket, Vol. 148)

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00:00:00KB I feel like you could resonate with this, but I love movies

00:00:02And I'm gonna go with that because I like watching movies to watch a movie. Yeah, look at a movie. Yeah. Yep

00:00:15I would say I looked at Shutter Island, but I don't think I watched

00:00:20Okay, welcome to the bracket episode

00:00:23148 today we have an interesting one. We're doing which rare phobia you would want the least

00:00:29No, Nick today's out for I think he had to get changed for upfronts. I think was his issue

00:00:35Yeah, he's running into being we're being all of us are being told that we're getting the you wearing that tonight

00:00:41Yeah, I mean three times Nikki smokes. It says Nicholas on it. That's just a great intro. Yeah

00:00:48Yeah, I think it's a good icebreaker

00:00:49But was wearing an all-black button-up like dress shirt and the whole office just started flaming me and I found this hanging up in the

00:00:56Studio so I put it on yeah makes it clear. They don't ask what's your name? It's right there exactly. Yeah, no questions

00:01:02No, no more questions needed

00:01:04So yeah, we're doing that. We have obviously a different crew today. Nick's doing that KB will be in into and momentarily

00:01:09Rudy and Nikki smokes there Robbie Fox here and Tommy

00:01:13This is an intro a pretty I think a pretty interesting topic is a lot of these phobias

00:01:16I know, you know, like the basic ones, right, you know

00:01:19for your spiders

00:01:26You guys hear it over there

00:01:29Yeah, you hear all those like classic other ones

00:01:32But like there's some rare ones that I had never heard of at least but at least going into this one before I do that

00:01:37Let's talk about game time. I almost forgot about the thing

00:01:39You're always supposed to do where you go and find let's Nick what type of Nikki smokes

00:01:43What type of band do you usually listen to like what's a concert you would go to?

00:01:47Band I was gonna say

00:01:48Rapper, I guess well, I'm trying to well, I was a big Aerosmith kid growing up

00:01:54Never heard Aerosmith pronounced that way really put emphasis on the Smith Aerosmith

00:01:59How do you say a Smith of arrows like he makes arrows?

00:02:02Fletcher yeah, I was Aerosmith Aerosmith. Yeah, I like them growing up, but now I love Drake future Kodak

00:02:09Let's see. That's a victory right there is you don't like Drake. I mean not after what came out. He's a kid

00:02:20Let's see

00:02:23He did so dude I I push his button so many times it's so easy Bob Fox

00:02:26It's just so easy. You just say one thing and he just fuck you Rudolph

00:02:32So, I got an OVO owl tattoo too, so that's my guy for life really yeah where your butt cheek. Mm-hmm

00:02:40Think you're the only man. Oh, wait, where is it?

00:02:45If it was on your butt cheek, I was gonna say you have to be the only male with that on your butt cheek

00:02:49Yeah, yeah, I doubt that. I very much doubt that probably I would get it. I think we're rush has one on his ass

00:02:55No, he has it on his chest. He doesn't he is the owl on his chest, too

00:02:59Yeah, I try to look up and drink doesn't have any concerts coming up. The next Kendrick Lamar concert is

00:03:06February 9th, that would be the Super Bowl Super Bowl. Yeah

00:03:10Kendrick's a one-hit wonder now Kendrick has his one little song

00:03:13They not like and you know people go crazy and that is his only popular song is one about Drake

00:03:20So that's good for Kendrick. He's turned himself into a one-hit wonder. Nobody wants to listen to any of these stupid boring other fucking albums

00:03:26We're just gonna keep bringing Drake bangers in the club. So thank you smokes

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00:05:04Yeah, he's so fucking ready for that. So the first matchup we have the fivers to the 12 again

00:05:10Which rate which is one of these rare phobias?

00:05:12Would you want only like bless one lest have be afflicted worse? It's basically which one's worse, but like imagine you have it

00:05:18I feel like that makes it like your day-to-day if more fucked

00:05:21So the first one and I think there's a very kind of interesting one for this conversation

00:05:25Phobophobia, so you have a fear of getting new phobias

00:05:30I literally I'm gonna go into this being like this

00:05:33My biggest fear is I'm just gonna get a bunch of new phobias doing you were experiencing it as we speak

00:05:38You haven't even mentioned a phobia. Yeah

00:05:40Yeah, so phobia phobophobia versus the number 12 seed, which is

00:05:45Hapa or hapha phobia, which is the fear of being touched which I also think some people have

00:05:51Oh, I mean that would be horrible to have in real life

00:05:54By a woman anybody being touched period

00:05:57So the fear of getting new phobias or the fear of being touched start with Tommy

00:06:03It's got to be the fear being touched the fear of new phobias. You could I mean it is almost like an

00:06:08infinite loop of phobias

00:06:10But it doesn't mean you actually have the phobia if you had a phobia where you got every phobia

00:06:14That would be an issue if you just have a phobia of getting phobias. Yeah, that's not as bad as I mean

00:06:21I mean, look, I don't like being like I don't want like Clem or somebody touching me

00:06:25But you know if I can't it was 30 seconds into this episode

00:06:29We got a Clem or day if I can't feel the the touch of a sweet blonde woman with a big bosom

00:06:34And that would be a major. I'd be losing a major part of my life. I see you too

00:06:39Or a blonde woman like touching your tits like yeah, you wouldn't experience that. Yeah

00:06:46So one for

00:06:49Yeah, that's the only thing you wouldn't be able to

00:06:53You need to look at you need a blowjob where each lurch is blowing like you

00:07:00True true true. I would still be able to get them, but you're just gonna cup my balls. Yes, correct. Yeah

00:07:09Because it's not touching she'd be licking that's not that's touching

00:07:13Touching with your tongue, I feel like touching implies hands. No, I think any skin-to-skin contact. Yeah

00:07:20Well, it's it being touched

00:07:25But we never touched each other

00:07:28You like if you got a blowjob, you would tell your friends. Yeah me, but we never put our fucking hands on me

00:07:34Should beat you up. What do you mean?

00:07:36So one for being touched

00:07:39And just because you would just be afraid 24-7 of like

00:07:44Just a concept the concept of being getting a new fear. That's horrible

00:07:48I don't have phobia phobia, but I think I have like an extension of it where I do get anxiety about getting anxiety

00:07:54Mm-hmm. Sometimes I'll get nervous if I put myself in this situation, will I get nervous? Okay, so you just have anxiety

00:08:01It's pretty much just anxiety. But yet it does that like a loop thing to me. I'll go with the fear of being touched

00:08:07What was it called again?

00:08:09Hapha phobia hapha phobia. I'm gonna go with that one two for hapha phobia one for phobia phobia Rudy

00:08:16Yeah, it's the touching one for sure. That would that would really suck. I wouldn't enjoy that

00:08:21You wouldn't say like touching and being touched is like one of my favorite things

00:08:25I was gonna say you're a hockey guy. You like fucking grabbing someone by the shoulders. You grab my ass every day. Yeah guilty

00:08:32I

00:08:34Get like if I'm like walking around with my friends sometimes I just you just want to like

00:08:38Push of them. Yeah, I just want to get in contact. It's like Jim Harbaugh. I couldn't agree more the body craves contact

00:08:43Hey, man, human body craves contact. So three for that. It's gonna win but Nikki

00:08:49Yeah, um, what was the first one? I just want to say like correctly before I get canceled phobia phobia

00:08:57Phobia phobia now you made a good point like constantly being in that fear of unlocking new fears

00:09:02But I feel like the same thing would happen with being scared of getting touched because you're surrounded by people all that

00:09:08Yeah, I'm gonna go with the touching one touching one that might I think my brain part of it was like you could avoid

00:09:14Humans if you really wanted to like be off the grid, whatever like you can't escape your brain just constantly thinking of stuff

00:09:20Yeah, but you can be off the grid and have get a phobia. Oh, I go. Yeah, you can't escape your brain

00:09:26Yeah, you can't drugs. Yeah, I guess that would be the only other you just do constantly sedated

00:09:31But then you might get a fear of being sedated true. That's true, too. Oh, it's a nightmare scenario

00:09:37so the

00:09:39Hapophobia being touched fear being touched is gonna move on now

00:09:41We have the four seed versus the 13 see the four seed is optophobia, which is the fear of opening your eyes. Oh

00:09:48my god

00:09:52For that one, let's see what's gonna beat this. Yeah

00:09:54And that's going up against number 13 seed actually, this is one that we probably wish Drake had speaking of Drake earlier

00:10:01the it's

00:10:03Epib phobia, which is a fear of a fear of adolescence

00:10:06So just being afraid adolescent kids. Yes hitting afraid of you're afraid of adolescent children

00:10:12I mean, you'd rather be afraid of them than fucking attracted. Well, you bet you have some saying you wish you had

00:10:16I'm scared of teenagers like in New York when I live there the New York teenagers are fucking horrifying

00:10:22Very scary, like I'm scared. They're gonna like pants me call me. Call me. Unc. Call me old head

00:10:27Yeah, call you cracker honky. Yeah, anything could happen

00:10:31So the fear of opening your eyes or the fear of adolescence

00:10:35Nicky smokes I'm going with fear of opening your eyes

00:10:38You're you're basically forcing yourself to be blind and I feel like that's the worst thing that could happen to anyone

00:10:44Yeah, it's kind of like option. I just like blind people your bird boxing yourself. Yeah kind of intent

00:10:49Yeah, you're intentionally blinding yourself

00:10:51Culturally appropriating blind people. Yeah. Yeah, exactly

00:10:55So one for the fear of opening your eyes Rudy

00:10:58So does this mean that when you wake up in the morning, you're like, oh fuck fuck. Yeah. Yes

00:11:04Okay, I got this on the other side of things going to bed must be all oh

00:11:10Thank God, I don't even understand that so does is every is every blink

00:11:15Horrifying it has to be Cyclops from X-Men. Yeah. Yeah, but his eyes are open

00:11:20But they're just behind the glass true true. Yeah, but when he says this thing off he's got it

00:11:25This is literally just that the fear of opening your eyes

00:11:29It is the fear of opening one's eyes this fear can be extremely debilitating as it's hard for an individual to carry out daily activities

00:11:34That open their eyes. Yeah, you think I would almost understand more a fear of like closing your eyes

00:11:43Like you're out of it you lose control when you yeah, yeah, so I

00:11:48Mean I would that's awful. I I don't like where this episode's going. I know this

00:11:55Anxiety, I'm getting anxiety. I just started for me and I don't like it

00:11:59Yeah, so that one that I won that you're already afraid of opening your eyes. No, I'm just afraid of like this this like

00:12:06I'm afraid that I'll get that phobia. I got just like these notions existing

00:12:11dude, there's

00:12:13Bizarro ones coming up. I could promise you that so you're going with optifobia or fear of opening your eyes

00:12:18I will be going with that as well. There's that classic story of Wesley Snipes not opening his eyes on for play

00:12:24Yeah, maybe he had optifobia. That's a great story

00:12:27He refused to open his eyes because he hated the director so much. So they CGI designs opening CGI to someone else's eyes

00:12:33Yeah over his eyelids very funny

00:12:35Between these two. Yeah, the fear of adolescence you can you can avoid teens?

00:12:40Yeah, you can't avoid opening your eyes, so I think it's pretty easy optifobia for me

00:12:46Yeah, I think it's almost healthy to have a fear of adolescence. Yeah agreed

00:12:49You should be kind of be like, oh, they're they're kind of weird, right? Yeah, like you don't understand that generation. Yeah. Mm-hmm

00:12:55So now we're on to the eight seed as optifobia moves on the eight seed versus the nine seed the eight seat is

00:13:00Hypnophobia, which is the fear of going to sleep

00:13:04So you're just generally afraid all the time to go to sleep

00:13:08Sometimes if you watch a horror movie could get that it's just scary

00:13:11It's like oh like I'm about to go to sleep, then I'm just gonna wake up like, you know

00:13:15I'm gonna time-travel essentially. Mm-hmm. It's almost a reverse of optifobia where it's you're afraid to close your eyes

00:13:21Yeah, and that's going up against number nine seed arema phobia, which is the fear of being alone

00:13:27So either you're afraid of being alone, which means you constantly have to be around other people

00:13:31I don't think that one's that weird

00:13:33But like I feel like that's very common like a true fear

00:13:36It would be weird if you were truly like I need to be with someone at all times

00:13:40Yeah, but if you're like traveling alone, I get that. I hate I hate being alone

00:13:44Wasn't there a movie about this recently where a guy was like, I'll give you

00:13:47It was like you win like a billion dollars, but you need to be 20

00:13:51I think like it was like a week without being in a walrus. You're away from someone else. No

00:13:55No, it was like you need to be like next to somebody 24-7 again if I could do that easy. Yeah

00:14:02So the fear of going to sleep or the fear of ever being alone not in the directly next to somebody else Tommy

00:14:09Yeah, I mean, I kind of like being alone

00:14:12Wouldn't say I fear it but I do get it, you know

00:14:15I don't think it would be that bad to have that phobia because you know

00:14:19You grow up you have your parents then maybe go to college you get roommate

00:14:21Maybe you find a wife blah blah blah. You're not really don't have to be alone that much. You're going to sleep every night

00:14:26You're gonna sleep every night and it's supposed to be a relaxing and wind down part of the day and to basically wait all day

00:14:34Knowing that you're just gonna be afraid of the end of the day going to sleep

00:14:38Yeah, and then maybe you can't sleep and then you go crazy. So that that's bad

00:14:42Yeah, I think between these two I think the fear of being alone would really suck though because like in general

00:14:48Yeah, like you could have you could do the chain where it's like you ever go from roommate to wife or girlfriend, whatever

00:14:52But like imagine if that person goes away and you're not crippled with fear. Yeah, like like debate

00:14:57This is like phobia phobia not just like

00:15:02Yeah, that's that part sucks

00:15:03But you have to like you could probably sedate your there has to be some sort of trick to that right?

00:15:07Like they take some sort of medication and put themselves to sleep like you can't really do that

00:15:12With the alone thing you get a robot you want an Elon's robot? Yeah, I guess so

00:15:16Yeah, I can't wait once those things are able to be fucked. I

00:15:19Think it's kind of over for the you're saying you can't wait

00:15:23Yeah

00:15:25How quick Nikki smokes how quickly would you fuck one I would not fuck a robot really I would not fuck

00:15:30I don't think I would fuck a robot either. I'd be nervous is great. Like you can't replicate that like no matter what

00:15:40What have you fucked Rudy I have not but I'm saying I think you can do it now

00:15:44I think I think I would I will not yeah, you are I will not because I fear it will be great. I

00:15:49I

00:15:51Don't want to go down that path

00:15:54Honestly to me though, like a woman is so much more than how she feels inside of her, you know

00:16:03Robots so I can just I want I just want to belittle them. I just want them to tell me I'm right

00:16:08No, I want to like I'm like, look at you you dumb little piece of shit

00:16:11Like I just want someone just to tee off. I feel like you're you're supposed to do that anybody

00:16:15Like it's a victimless crime, I want to sit on the couch with one and have them agree with me about everything

00:16:20I said, yeah, I want to be like that scene fucking sick and then turn to a robot and be like, yeah, brother

00:16:24Yeah, you watch a bunch of my videos and then tell me funny. Yes

00:16:29Tommy's thoughts are so good. I

00:16:32Don't even know how but I saw some tick-tock the other day, which I think is is gonna be true is like our generation

00:16:39Version of like oh, yeah, my grandpa's racist is gonna be like I grew

00:16:42Yeah, my grandpa doesn't like robots like they're gonna become such a big part of society. That's a Star Wars movies

00:16:47They don't they don't let the robots come in the bar. Yeah, there's much like movies about this

00:16:50Yeah, like I think that that could be what's it cuz I'll tell you what I'm never gonna fuck with robots fuck with her

00:16:56Fuck neither

00:16:58I might fuck with them. We'll see what they're like if they made like I'm cool with it

00:17:01Like I will never share a water fountain with a robot

00:17:06They'll never go to my schools

00:17:08Yeah, but you if they made like a 10 out of 10 blonde fuckable robot pussy feels like pussy you wouldn't fuck it

00:17:15Tommy's rethinking that I would have

00:17:17It just is an exact. Yeah, what about the titties and the ass man?

00:17:22I'm not saying you're fucking like the robot you're looking at the Tesla one where it looks like a robot

00:17:25I'm saying like they make it they skin it like it's a Terminator and it looks like a real something every now and still is

00:17:31I mean, it'd be a good like strip club

00:17:34Well strip club robot robot like fuck club, it's basically the strip club from GTA. Yeah. Yeah

00:17:41Yeah

00:17:41There's a good episode of Futurama about that like they have a robot strip club and like they there's so much smog in the room

00:17:47That humans can't even go in like it's just cuz there's just so much exhaust from the robots

00:17:51But I think if you could fuck one, I think you guys would fuck one. I think you would do it

00:17:54I think you change your tune pro-human

00:17:56I think the minute they be like one that looked like dual leap or whatever you guys would be fucking robots

00:18:01And she looks like do a leap I'd consider it

00:18:06Have to be a fucking clone

00:18:09By the way to your point about pocket pussies

00:18:11They have to be be work right because the industry would be dead like you don't know if they didn't no

00:18:16I really can't wait to fuck a robot

00:18:19Yeah, I would cuz at least it's like a human shape like fucking a fleshlight or whatever. Like that's just just holding it

00:18:25Yeah, it's got the lips on it

00:18:27Yeah, but like if they have to work because the industry isn't dead if they suck nobody would be buying them, right?

00:18:33It means they work I just mean it I think it means there's a lot of sad people sad incels out there fair enough

00:18:39Yeah, no offense if there's any that said incels listening

00:18:42So Tommy you had to sleep versus being alone

00:18:44Sleep the fear of fear sleep. Yeah, I think I would go with you on the fear of sleep

00:18:48Cuz that's just an everyday thing. I agree with that

00:18:50I feel like especially as a person with anxiety sleep is a reset for everything if you're feeling anxious about something

00:18:56You take a little nap. You feel fine when you wake up

00:18:58So losing sleep as like that sense of comfort and making it a sense of fear

00:19:03It would be her and not sleeping just builds that is hard domino effect Rudy

00:19:09Yeah, the fear of sleeping it's just sort of it's more of the

00:19:14Consistency of being confronted with that. Mm-hmm every

00:19:18Night, you were just like horrified to go to bed. That sucks

00:19:22Whereas you can mitigate a fear of being alone by just being around people. Mm-hmm

00:19:27And I view these is like crippling fears. Yes. It's not like discomfort. Yeah. Yeah, exactly

00:19:33So a crippling fear of being alone and and I can on an inability to do it is not something you can mitigate work

00:19:42Sorry, my bad as a crippling fear of going to would have devastating effects on your life

00:19:48Constantly, so I'm gonna sleep one for sure Nikki

00:19:52I'm gonna go with the fear of sleep

00:19:54Friend of mine who anytime he has like one too many nose beers. He just he can't sleep and

00:20:00Uncommon

00:20:03I'll wake up at like 7 38 o'clock and he's just wide awake playing slot machines for hours

00:20:08And that's the last thing I ever want to do. So I enjoy my sleep. Yeah, I think that guy I need money help

00:20:24So the

00:20:26Sleep one is gonna move on now. We have the one seat versus our chain game or chain game

00:20:29There's some what the fuck ones for real here Jay

00:20:34There's one that could be interpreted as a fear of Che. I think okay. I don't think it's in this one

00:20:39I think it's in the next one. Although actually no in this one. There is actually a fear of chair one

00:20:43The first one is ergophobia, which is the aversion to working at all

00:20:47So you cannot physically cannot work get off all the jokes you want

00:20:53Get off all your NYC office. Don't let Tate find out that's a phobia. Yeah

00:20:59And Anna today a phobia, which is the fear that somewhere there is a duck or goose watching you. That's funny. Yeah

00:21:12Is that a possibility yeah, apparently because more is a chance

00:21:18Yeah, I looked up I looked it up because I was like this is just made up as a bullshit whatever and there's multiple

00:21:24Diagnosed cases of this there were like an unrelated different parts of the world

00:21:28Imagine going to a psychiatrist. I'm sorry if anyone's got this in there. Listen, I'm not sorry

00:21:32You're like freak. I'm freaking out and they're like, what can we do for you? And you're like, I'm pretty sure there's a duck

00:21:37And

00:21:40They're like a duck and you're like or a goose

00:21:44Why is it a duck or a goose

00:21:48Why not a swan

00:22:01Dude multiple diagnosed cases of this all over the world. It's a good one crazy. That's my favorite one. I've heard. Yeah

00:22:06Abema phobia, which is the fear of palindromes. So you're afraid of any this is the three

00:22:12This is a train. Oh

00:22:14So a beaver phobia, which is the fear of palindrome. So like the word like racecar

00:22:18Yeah, you see that word and you're just like oh fuck like this says the same thing back. I'm sorry uncontrollably screaming. Yeah

00:22:25No, just looking at anything. I found fucking palindrome

00:22:28I can't have that because of our job like if I was scared of a word you guys would manhandle me

00:22:34Just screaming

00:22:36More for being afraid that a duck is oh my god, they would fuck with you so bad with that

00:22:41No, I think the word is worse

00:22:43Yeah, I don't think so. There would be an office duck. They would get a pet dog. Yeah

00:22:49Or they would just tell you

00:22:51With that mitigate the phobia if you're like, I know if you know

00:22:56Yeah, true. Is it not as bad? But but if you just hear a faint quack, you're like, oh my

00:23:05Loudspeaker here

00:23:09He's so fucked up that'd be really funny though, just like it's really late at night

00:23:14You're working late and you're in the echo of the hallway fucking black commercial

00:23:18PTSD

00:23:20The next one is kinesiophobia, which is the fear of motion. So that's bad. That's real bad

00:23:26It's what's the line thing still? Yeah, you just cut your fear of ever being in motion. You just got to be still non-stop

00:23:34This would be on the bottom. Yeah. Yeah

00:23:38Next is a rack a rack a boot trophobia, which is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

00:23:44So you're just Petra very now. It's pretty avoid pretty manageable

00:23:50Yeah, but maybe does it get triggered if you eat something else that's sticky that could stick to the ice

00:23:55Oh, yeah, I sort of like I kind of get that one. Yeah

00:23:59Myself, but if something sticks to the top of your mouth and you can't get it off for a second

00:24:02Yeah, you get like almost claustrophobic about it, bro

00:24:05I was at the beach with some of my friends and I'd never done like real shrooms before and that happened to me

00:24:11It got like stuck to the back of my throat and I literally thought I was gonna die at the beach

00:24:15Yeah, like I couldn't swallow like I was trying to cough it up and it was just stuck there

00:24:19And it wouldn't move even like a little sunflower seed in the back here. Yeah horrible feeling

00:24:24I don't like anything that we're talking about that being said it's not a fear of peanut butter. No, no me neither. Yeah fair

00:24:31Xanthophobia, which is the fear of the color yellow. So technically you could interpret this as a fear of cold

00:24:40If you wanted to consider it that way

00:24:42And not one I've ever suffered from just to let you guys not that that should be a shocker

00:24:48Then there is Paganophobia, which is the fear of beards you would you doubt just be miserable just because everyone everyone has a beard now

00:24:56I'm trip trip a phobia not trip to phobia trip a phobia, which is the fear of holes. So

00:25:11Six guy area phobia aero phobia, which is the fear of any fresh air so you cannot

00:25:18I was reading words like non fresh air you want recycled air and they hate breezes like if they feel a fresh breeze come in

00:25:25They get triggered like crazy shutter. Like they hate no like like screaming like fear of a fresh

00:25:33Chicago. Oh, oh my god

00:25:37Psych ward you want to talk about ones where someone here could torch you with it?

00:25:39Like you're sitting your desk someone just blows on your neck or something like and you start screaming. What is that fresh air?

00:25:45Yes, that's it's a it's a breeze fresh air, but it is a breeze. Yeah, it is a breeze

00:25:50And then lastly one, I think Tommy probably loves xenophobia the fear of foreigners

00:25:56I was five

00:26:01So the fear of work the fear of ducks the fear of palindromes motion the peanut butter one the color yellow

00:26:08Beards holes fresh air or foreigners. Let's start with you. Nicky smokes. I knew you were gonna pick me first

00:26:26This is the one

00:26:28Okay

00:26:31Fear of working you sure that I like I like going north. Okay

00:26:40The fucking ducks in the air like I like ducks I like air

00:26:48You said so many different options, I don't know I can run it right through for you again again

00:26:53The fear of work the fear that a goose or a duck is watching you the fear of palindromes the fear of motion

00:26:58Fear that motion motion motion. That's my you got motion twin. I knew you would say that so we got one for the motion

00:27:06Rudy, I mean dude, it's a no-brainer the ducks

00:27:09like I

00:27:11It's one thing to have a constant fear that a duck or a goose might be watching you and then the secondary part is

00:27:16The fact that you have to go through life explaining that you have this crippling fear

00:27:20And

00:27:21So like you're just like out on a date or something

00:27:24Yeah

00:27:24It's going well and and then all of a sudden you yeah like an aflac commercial comes on and you all of a sudden have

00:27:29To tell your date like I'm really sorry, but I have an absolutely debilitating fear that there might be a duck watching me

00:27:35She's like hey for a next date. You want to go for a walk by the pond? No

00:27:40Are you wearing what jacket is that?

00:27:50A world-class joke Rudy

00:27:52That's good one. So one for the fear of ducks Robbie

00:27:56I

00:27:56Love the fear of ducks and I want it to win

00:27:59But I can't in good faith vote for it because I think the fear of motion is even worse

00:28:04Like I think yes, it'd be bad to explain that to somebody

00:28:08It would be even worse to fear

00:28:10Getting in the car or even walking over to the doctor's office to explain that when we went to Disney and I got motion sickness

00:28:16From Star Tours. My next two hours were ruined if that was my life. I I wouldn't want to be alive anymore

00:28:23So I gotta be a few you got motion sickness from Star Tours. I know like I went on roller coasters

00:28:30Was the one that killed me, holy shit great ride though. Yeah, very fun. Very good. I would do it again

00:28:37Honestly, I would have said a different one

00:28:39But more you guys convinced me on the fear of motion because yesterday we drove to

00:28:43Do go to that out-of-order sketch and I forget who was in the first car with me maybe

00:28:47Who was it? I think it was Clemmer not clever who's sitting next to it was Clemmer. You wouldn't have forgotten that

00:28:52No, it was me. It was Vibs Vibs can't say he can't use his phone while driving like or while and well not

00:28:58You know, I'm not going to car. I have that sometimes

00:29:00Yeah, he's like I physically cannot ever use my phone while I'm in a car or I still get sick

00:29:03I mean to get car sickness. I'm like that would that would be the worst thing I could possibly imagine bad

00:29:08Yeah, I get that

00:29:09Yeah, and even that I'm like if I was sitting on like an hour-long or hour-and-a-half car like we were on like and I

00:29:14Couldn't use my phone at all. I'd be I'd want to die. So I think I would go with that

00:29:18So three for the fear of my left for the ducks. The duck one's just funny to me. Yeah, KB

00:29:23So this we were doing the middle of the chain now the one of the best options we've had so far is

00:29:28Anna today a phobia, which is the fear that somewhere there's a duck or a goose watching you at all times. Oh

00:29:34that's

00:29:37Okay, we're saying

00:29:39Imagine you had that and people knew that at work how badly you would be fucked with. Oh, yeah, there would be

00:29:44flocks galore

00:29:46You just hear ducks outs throughout the day

00:29:50No, this is a real thing. There's multiple documented cases in different parts of the world

00:29:54I mean, I will say like we're using the term real like anyone who has this is

00:29:59Mentally ill like like like most of these phobias are like you're you have you're just a fucking weirdo free

00:30:07Like I'm gonna be the first one to say that there's some phobias that are real being afraid that a duck or goose is watching

00:30:13You you're not getting like, oh my god. I'm so sorry. You have that you're a fucking freak

00:30:17Okay, are you a freak if you have a fear to drive a car as a 25 year old man? Yeah

00:30:25You say so I would say so you show smokes a picture of state I'm 28

00:30:31I

00:30:34Got surrounded by the when we went to Pebble Beach

00:30:36We rented a car and it was me big abs smokes and Glenny balls

00:30:41And we got the rental car and I was like, oh, it's like an hour drive and all of them just stood there and they

00:30:45Were like on the highway

00:30:47to be fair

00:30:49Lenny does drive on the highway drove us 13 hours from Orlando to Nashville during storm chasers like an absolute king

00:30:55That three hours of sleep

00:30:57I

00:30:58Pebble Beach Drive is like that's like through the hills of fucking San Francisco

00:31:02One of the best you're on mountain sides and cliffs even if I did drive on highways. I wanted on that drive. Hmm

00:31:08So which one are you going with Tommy? I'm going with the fear of ducks

00:31:11I just think it's funny the fear of ducks one either way the fear of motion is gonna win just give you some of

00:31:15The options KB. It was the ones we had worse the aversion to work

00:31:19The fear that Doug is watching you the fear of palindromes, which we think might have been actually pretty rough

00:31:24So I'm just yelling racecar at you and you just get here hearing palindrome. Yeah hearing or reading palindromes

00:31:32Okay. Yeah

00:31:35The fear of fear of the color yellow fear of beards fear of fresh air

00:31:39Fear of holes and fear of foreigners, which as Tommy noted not that bad

00:31:44So the winner is the fear of motion

00:31:48kinesiophobia

00:31:50And that's going up against our number one seed this one

00:31:52I just don't know how you live with this the number one seed which is idea phobia, which is the fear of ideas

00:31:59So you died?

00:32:00You are constantly in fear of having an idea or hearing an idea kind of an idea of itself

00:32:07This is the idea of idea phobia is an idea. So there's just layers and layers

00:32:13I don't know you can't have a thought because you could actually stray into an idea

00:32:17You'd have whatever the opposite is the opposite is of like the Larry David notepad. Yeah

00:32:23You would have to burn that yeah

00:32:26So the men in black thing basically, yeah, you need to raise your own memory just thought of a good joke. Fuck. Yes

00:32:32So kinesiophobia the fear of motion versus the fear having it having or any ideas just the fear of ideas Tommy

00:32:39God, these are both so bad

00:32:43But the fear of motion

00:32:45Like not being able to move

00:32:48Literally pretty bad like like it that you just I don't

00:32:51It's hard to be where the fear of ideas is like almost too weird and abstract for me to really wrap my head around

00:32:57Yeah, it is hard to think about and I again that person just has a mental illness

00:33:03I'm gonna go with the fear of because that's a little more concrete of like I can fear of ideas

00:33:09I think I don't like you can't think of what you want for lunch. Like I think that's like just weird

00:33:13I think the fear of moving is more concrete and more palpable. You're basically a voluntary

00:33:20Quadriplegic basically. Yeah again, you're culturally appropriating. Yeah. Yeah for the quads

00:33:25So one for the fear of movement, I would do the fear of ideas. I'm sticking with that

00:33:28I think it's just even you trying to think about the idea of

00:33:32Ideophobia, like if you were a person

00:33:35Like that's not a real thing. Another one where I was like, that's just has to be a bullshit one

00:33:40Just it's very well documented. It's crazy. So I do the idea of phobia

00:33:44I think Tommy explained his thoughts the same way

00:33:48I'm thinking about it where it's kind of what can you make it through the day with and

00:33:53I have certainly had days where I've had no ideas

00:33:56Mm-hmm

00:33:57I've had days where you sit on the couch and you watch the most

00:33:59Mindless television ever and you don't you don't even remember what you watched at the end of the day

00:34:03I don't think I can make it through the day without getting up and going to the fridge for like a glass of water

00:34:10Or something like but even if you had the idea you'd be thinking like I think that's an idea

00:34:13You're like, hmm, maybe I should go get a glass of water. True

00:34:15That's an idea and I would be like, oh fuck should I get a glass of what you and then you're thinking and that's another idea

00:34:21It's bad, but I think I'm still gonna go with motion

00:34:24I think I would rather at least just try to fucking meditate my brain into a sense of not thinking of anything rather than

00:34:31Yeah have the fear of getting up or even moving my head turn my head to the left

00:34:37true Rudy

00:34:40I think it's the motion one because I'm now I'm thinking about someone who has mastered the idea of not having ideas and I just

00:34:46Would like to see that that person like like a monk just it's like Marty. I think in a way

00:34:52completely

00:34:54nothing

00:34:55Just nothing going on. I'm just absolutely stoic sitting on top of a hill just crisscross applesauce

00:35:01That guy kind of rules. Yeah, I respect it. Yeah

00:35:05Yeah, so I guess the moving one and it would be so weird like if you see a fucking train or a paper airplane

00:35:11And then or like if you got a move, yeah, no start stemming. Yeah

00:35:15Yeah, I think not being able to walk is worse than the fear of seeing a paper airplane

00:35:19But yeah, but if that if that elicits at the same reaction, it's something in a moat in motion

00:35:24Like I think it also applies to things that are in motion. Oh, I know but I think the real bad downside of it

00:35:29It's not being able to move. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, yeah. I was dead serious about the paper airplane Tommy. Yeah

00:35:35gave me

00:35:36It's like these phobias are people who?

00:35:40Like how bad is the fear? Is it debilitating or like?

00:35:44Like it's a debilitating phobia, okay. Well that just just you know eliminates living

00:35:54The motion one is just your you yourself moving and other things moving in your eyesight. Yeah, I think it's a fear of any movement

00:36:02Okay, well that that wouldn't work

00:36:06And the fear of

00:36:09Ideas that's just too silly to me to for me to comprehend to me. It's a prison of the brain

00:36:14It's I get it if you were just like perceiving like

00:36:17Enjoying cinema and art the whole time like do you habituate to a point where you don't even have ideas?

00:36:25Or are you like constantly?

00:36:31Both of these are equally debilitating you can't make it through life

00:36:35I

00:36:36Guess I'll go the motion one the motion one

00:36:40One other one for the emotion one Nick Nicky. Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go motion, too

00:36:46Trying to think of what else this phobia

00:36:48Could try it's something apparently some are traumatic episode that can trigger idea phobia

00:36:53You've just been people were high-strung suffer from it. I don't know

00:36:57That's a lot so either way kinesiophobia, which the fear of motion is gonna move on now

00:37:01We have the six seed versus the 11 seed. The six seed is

00:37:06Venous-trophobia, which is the fear of beautiful women. Oh, I know some guys on here that are not gonna be pleased with that one

00:37:18That's you can yeah, it wouldn't be that bad

00:37:22Yeah, you could you could you could get your way through that yeah, and that's going up against the number 11 seed

00:37:28Kawaii no fun. Kawaii. No, I know it need quantity phobia

00:37:34It's a ko I n o n I phobia, which is the fear of rooms

00:37:40so you're

00:37:41petrified of

00:37:43So which fear is worse the the debilitating phobia of seeing beautiful women or the debilitating fear of rooms?

00:37:51Starting with you Nikki smokes. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna go with rooms. I feel like

00:37:57Like every guy at one point has been kind of intimidated by an attractive woman now like

00:38:02What I'd rather have attractive woman in my life. Yes, but

00:38:05If you're scared to walk into a bedroom with an attractive woman, you're not gonna get anywhere

00:38:10Anyway, so facts the fear of going into rooms is worse

00:38:15You're guessing around a day. Like let's mean that one open field. You just chill for a bit

00:38:20Just relax. Yeah, KB. Hey, would you fear of rooms?

00:38:26Like you would freak so some of these are so fucked it's hard to even like comprehend

00:38:35How do you live atriums chillin mm-hmm patios

00:38:42Yeah

00:38:44bathrooms the embassy suite

00:38:47not the rooms

00:38:49So if you're a beautiful woman would be that that's a very you could be very functioning and successful with that

00:38:55but what happens if like let's say

00:38:57You like what I guess really depend on your job

00:38:59But like imagine like you a new hire comes in and that's a beautiful woman. You just can't work there anymore

00:39:04You moved like Bismarck or something. Yeah

00:39:09Yeah, just definitely can't live in Miami yeah, yeah

00:39:13Just don't live in Miami. Yeah, I just live you have to live in an uggo like the ugliest per capita state, North Dakota

00:39:19Yeah

00:39:20So to that one's yeah, that's way more tolerable. So two for fear of rooms. I double-checked it just for it

00:39:27It's the intense fear of rooms or people in rooms. It's a specific phobia

00:39:30It's for people because it made me feel and feel make them feel out of control or stressed Rudy

00:39:38Yeah, I mean I did going into a room not being able to go into a room is ludicrous you would

00:39:43That's that's

00:39:45Everything you flee to a room when you feel uncomfortable. Yeah, what do you say?

00:39:48I feel like most things are considered a room. I think a room has

00:39:56Doors is technically like a room. No, I think if you walk through doors and closed space inside an enclosed space

00:40:02Yeah, but if you opened a hotel room door and walked in the hotel, you're technically like would you consider the lobby?

00:40:09Hotel room would be a room. No, you're not the hotel room. You sing the lobby. I think I don't think that counts

00:40:14I think I don't I mean about this

00:40:16All right, if you were standing in like the middle of the basketball court in your office, are you in a room?

00:40:20I think so. Yes, I think no, I think it's got to be a smaller room inside of a building

00:40:26I kind of agree. I think I mean these people are sick like they if they're afraid of rooms

00:40:30They should be afraid of that too. But then that's just a fear of being

00:40:34Indoor inside and I do think there's difference between being in a room and being inside. Yeah. Yeah, right. That's fair. Yeah

00:40:40What is the way like hallways and corridors not rooms? Yeah. Yeah, but if you're afraid of rooms

00:40:46You'd probably be afraid of that if you're that fucked up. Yes, it's what is I'm trying to find the actual definition

00:40:52You have to you'd have to stay in a studio apartment, but wouldn't this that's a room be a giant room. Yeah, I

00:41:00Get it. But like

00:41:01Then that would just be the fear being indoors. It just says the partitioned part of the inside of a building

00:41:07That's the only right definition of a room. Yeah, it has to be inside of another building. So the building doesn't count. Yeah

00:41:14Still it sucks. Yeah, it definitely does. I'm going with that one

00:41:17Robbie I'm gonna go with the fear of rooms as well. Yeah, I think it's a pretty easy fear of rooms

00:41:22Yeah, nothing about like if they go like the debate we just had

00:41:25Are they are they gonna be like, oh am I is this a room we must check?

00:41:30Yes, if it is, I'm going to be very fearful

00:41:34Yeah, I'm guessing like people who have this have like a hundred other ailments that will grossly overshadow that like yeah

00:41:40there's no like they're like

00:41:46Yeah, is this a room no, it's an atrium. Oh, thank God

00:41:52So we're all rooms I'm assuming you're going yeah the other one just said kind of being it in so yeah

00:41:57So the rooms is gonna move on now we have the number three seed versus the four seed the three seed is

00:42:03Plutophobia, which is the fear of any money. So you're petrified of the idea

00:42:11But you guys been on

00:42:13There's being petrochrome just being petrified of money. And that was that having money or is it like seeing money?

00:42:19I think it's the everything

00:42:22Yeah, I know. I

00:42:25Feel like

00:42:27Physical money and having money is two different things

00:42:29It's like one's just a number in your bank account and one's like a physical object

00:42:33I think you're afraid of it all if you're afraid of money. It's the fear of any wealth

00:42:37It's a fear of becoming the fear of becoming wealthy because of the dread of dealing with money

00:42:42Okay

00:42:46Dude I got sick plutophobia. No idea and that's going up against our number 14 seed which is

00:42:52Automata no phobia, which is the fear of human like figures sort of the fear of Clemmer if you feel well, so

00:43:00Like uncanny valley sort of like the fear of anything that looks human in a way on it

00:43:04So I don't think that's the weirdest thing. I don't think either these if something looks like a human like

00:43:11It doesn't say doesn't that doesn't say it can't be humans. It just says it looks has to look like a human

00:43:15So that could treat you're afraid of perfect ass

00:43:18It could be anything that looks like a human, but I think this could also consider like humans

00:43:22See if it if it if it's humans involves that then it's weird

00:43:25But if it's just you're afraid of things that look like human, but aren't human. I kind of get that. Yeah, I agree

00:43:30yeah, so I'll double-check on that, but first the money a fear of money versus the fear of

00:43:36A top human like figures such okay. So for the list on here such as mannequins wax figures dummies animatronics or robots

00:43:45Yeah, so I think that the worst would be the fear of money

00:43:49I mean, I think a fear of being like exceptionally wealthy is also

00:43:54Livable. Yeah, just don't get wealthy if you're you know afraid of having

00:43:59$500 in your bank account. That's a bit of a problem

00:44:02But I still think it's more

00:44:06nor like I think the other one is

00:44:08Fine, I think a lot of people could have that so I'm gonna say the fear of money is worse the fear of money

00:44:13I would also go fear of money, but the human figure ones would also kind of suck

00:44:16Although it is like you were saying a little more reasonable

00:44:18Yeah, not including any humans like your walk past like you're not going to Disney, but you can't go to like a store

00:44:24You can't go to like mannequins

00:44:26Yeah, you have to get true you can online shop, but then there's just so much of your day-to-day life

00:44:31Could just be interpreted as a human. Yeah

00:44:33So we're all for the money right now

00:44:37Rudy I

00:44:38Do know somebody that is terrified of coins

00:44:42You know, I don't I don't love coins who's to who's terrified of coins

00:44:46We all know him his name's YP, right? Yes, and I didn't want to out him, but it all out of way

00:44:52Why piece of my piece terrified of coins? I'm kind of with him. He doesn't like change and neither do I like if I change?

00:44:57I'll never take it

00:44:58By the feeling yeah change in my pocket more than annoyed. I think all right

00:45:04Yeah, you like he's afraid really doesn't like bite bicycles

00:45:10Okay

00:45:13But yeah, it's the money one

00:45:15Like I just would love to meet a hobo that's like that dude, I just got a phobia. No, thank you. Yeah accruing

00:45:21Well, yeah, I would be though. I'm not trying to give you money

00:45:26Listen dude, if it could have been different but way God made me yeah, I mean I would have been really rich no choice

00:45:33KB

00:45:34Yeah, that's the most privileged ailment like being afraid of accidentally becoming very rich

00:45:41stumbling upon wealth someone gives you a scratch and you're like

00:45:45Don't think about it

00:45:47Yeah, I don't get that one completely

00:45:50But it's going up against what it's going up against the fear of human

00:45:55figures

00:45:56Yeah, that it that that's worse the human figures when you think is worse

00:46:02This is not okay, this doesn't count the actual actual people it doesn't count actual humans

00:46:07We were saying that's what I thought that it would did originally, but it's just it only normal. Yeah

00:46:11I get petrified of fold core by glum lot. What wait, what it's like these AI

00:46:18moody visual druids

00:46:20with like

00:46:22Folds sci-fi. Oh, dude. I love those. I like it, but it's it makes me feel yeah a little too

00:46:28Or like have you seen the ones it's like your your state if it was a war year. Oh

00:46:32Okay. Now you're saying yeah. Yeah, yeah state if it's a they do the dumbest shit

00:46:36It's like you're a month find a pug in a great white shark. Oh

00:46:41Okay, I would be a little afraid. Okay. Yeah your month your medieval warrior. I've gone through about a hundred of those

00:46:49So you're gonna go money I get yeah the money is that doesn't make sense. Mm-hmm Nikki. Yeah, I don't fuck with robots

00:46:56I'm going with money. Yeah, you're going with money

00:46:58Although yeah

00:46:59You still wouldn't be you'd still almost the way you described that would have been voting for the human figures one because that that is

00:47:04The fear of robots. Yeah, I know correct. I know so you go with the money one

00:47:09So now we have this seven seed versus the ten seed the seven seed is a maxophobia

00:47:14Which is the fear of ever being in a vehicle of any kind?

00:47:17So you're petrified you cannot be in any vehicle, which means you're you're really in a box there

00:47:22Like it's one of the things like you think in your mind that you could live through this

00:47:24But like you can't go anywhere like you need a bike everywhere you go like scooter. Although that's technically

00:47:30Sort of a vehicle. Oh

00:47:32They mean it closed. Yeah. Yeah

00:47:34Maybe you're a motorcycle guy and that's a way up in summer ten seed a blue to phobia

00:47:38Which is or a blood a phobia a blood a phobia, which is the fear of bathing?

00:47:43So being petrified. Oh, that's bad. Yes. Yeah, that's the one this would be the what?

00:47:50Washing scrubbing shower any sort of bathing? Yeah, not Mila Kunis has this. Yeah

00:47:56Ashton yeah, so the fear of being in any vehicle versus the fear of bathing starting with you Nikki smokes

00:48:02Yeah fear of bathing I shower twice a day I could not go my whole life without showering easy fear of bathing

00:48:09KB. Yeah that

00:48:12Cars are avoidable

00:48:14And I actually I think it it should be more common to be terrified of driving in cars

00:48:19If you look at the stats agreed people are terrified of airplanes like look how many people die in car accidents

00:48:25You're more likely to die on your way to the airport than you are on that plane

00:48:29By millions almost yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and now I've been one of those people forever

00:48:34I hate flying. Yeah, but I also don't drive a lot

00:48:36So I feel like the odds are actually heavier for you dying in a plane crash than driving

00:48:40So, I don't know probably still not spry. I still don't know Rudy

00:48:44Yeah, the car one I can understand. I don't like it when if I'm getting a car and I'm not driving

00:48:50And it's kind of a little bit of an extension of that I suppose

00:48:54What was the other one?

00:48:56the fear of bathing

00:48:58Yeah, that's about that fucking blows dude. You're just a you're just a medieval peasant all of a sudden like no

00:49:05Thanks, no shower wanks either. Yeah, do they used to think that water would make you like it was bad for you

00:49:11Yeah, like if the shit showering was bad bathing in the water anything in the river or whatever. They're like

00:49:16Oh, you don't want all that water on you. That's

00:49:19You sick. Yeah

00:49:21Couldn't like there's a lot of instances of human beings being wrong. That one is such a unanimous couldn't be more wrong

00:49:28That it's almost unbelievable

00:49:30that's like they didn't you they used to think that tomatoes and all other sort of like acidic fruits were poisonous until like the

00:49:381800s because

00:49:40Because they thought they would eat on pewter plates which have lead in them and then when they would eat tomatoes

00:49:45They would bring out the acid would bring out the lead and they would get lead poisoning and get sick

00:49:49So they're like, oh, these are obviously boys

00:49:51Some poor guy was trying to off himself in the forest one day and he just discovered a tomato. Yes

00:49:56You eat this poisonous delicious looking fruit halfway through it is pretty fucking good vegetable

00:50:01Yeah fruit of it. So I forget tomatoes a fruit fruit. Yes, I thought um, so what?

00:50:06Mm-hmm. No

00:50:08It's a weird thing. But yeah, yeah technically speaking. I don't know

00:50:15Yeah, that's okay they're good they're still good for you so another one for bathing definitely bathing

00:50:20This is one where if you're afraid of vehicles, it might ruin your life

00:50:24It truly might but at least it only ruins your life. Yeah, the bathing one that ruins the time of everyone around

00:50:31It's like the the Roan diss on the fat guy or is that you're an inconvenience to be around?

00:50:36Yes, that would be brutal. I'd go with the bathing one as well. Tommy. Yeah, I think the

00:50:42The fear of vehicles is bad. But I mean listen, I don't like driving on highways

00:50:46I'm just fine. I think you don't ride period. Yeah, but I mean mainly highways

00:50:50I do drive in general but not a lot like you could live in a big city

00:50:54Walk, are you not take subways in this scenario? I don't think so. No, that's a vehicle and you're close

00:50:58You gotta walk a lot. It sucks, but it's not nearly as bad just being smell

00:51:01You would also be smelly if you had to do that all the time. Yeah

00:51:06But imagine if you had you'd have to live like right next to your job

00:51:09Otherwise, you'd be walking a long way here. You'd eventually well, you could shower here in our office. Yeah

00:51:15So either way bathing is gonna move on now. We have the two seed versus the 15 see the two seed

00:51:19I love the two seed

00:51:21Pornophobia which is the fear of time

00:51:23So you were constantly petrified by the concept of time something which is literally happening 24 like net it will never stop. It's weird

00:51:31I don't have a phobia of it. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I

00:51:34Feel like I have I don't like time times a little freaky. No, I don't like the thought of getting old

00:51:38I don't think it's like it for me. It doesn't move at the pace. I I prefer now

00:51:44I wish it moved a tad slower. Yes. Yeah, I think days should be longer if you if you

00:51:50Like come into like an introspective session about time you're not coming out. Yeah

00:51:57No, you know what? I've always said in time flies

00:52:01Yeah

00:52:04Yeah, fucking prime Rob man, that was such a good nickname by climb

00:52:09It's a great name

00:52:11And just to clarify there's a extreme fear of the passage of time people this anxiety disorder feel intense discomfort or dread when they think

00:52:17About time passing them by they may be concerned about their own mortality or worry about getting older

00:52:23Yeah, I think that's very normal most people become obsessed with watching the clock or marking days off of the calendar which that would suck

00:52:32So that's going up by summer 15 seed

00:52:33this one just made me laugh because it seems like it would be something like a Travis Kelsey type would say which is a

00:52:39Philophobia, which is the fear of love like I was so afraid of love

00:52:43Yeah, I was so afraid of love till I met you girl like was one of those type of lines

00:52:47Yeah, so the fear of love versus the fear of time a tale as old as time

00:52:53Starting with you Tommy

00:52:55This is tough. I don't think either is really that bad

00:53:01Think if you're like afraid of thinking about like how like you like love your mom or something

00:53:06Yeah, that's weird

00:53:10But I think the fear of time I mean it is more palpable

00:53:15Like I could understand that one more but also it I think it is more crippling of just watching a clock and being like

00:53:22Fuck another second another second another second. That would be very bad

00:53:25So if it was a heightened version of that, then yeah, I'll go with the fear of time

00:53:29Yeah

00:53:30I do fear time to especially just like that definition

00:53:32Noting that this person is just watching the time click off of a clock watching marking every single day off of their calendar like they're

00:53:38So zeroed in on every second passing by like that would be miserable the fear of love thing

00:53:43I think like you said I feel like there are people just kind of like that like naturally and it's not that big of a

00:53:47deal

00:53:48So I'd go with time. I think I'll be remember you're getting married soon

00:53:53I was gonna say I think you're right about the time thing because there's a constant dread with the fear of love. I

00:53:59Know it's a debilitating phobia, but there's got to be a way you could turn that off

00:54:04It's not a 24-7 thing or time

00:54:06Literally is like you would it almost extends to you're afraid to go on a sleep because so much time is gonna pass like that

00:54:12Extends so far across the board. I think it's got to be time. Yeah, it's a time Rudy

00:54:17Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it. I as you guys were talking I was just counting seconds and I was like gone gone

00:54:23You'll never get those seconds back awful. That's an awful way to live

00:54:26I and honestly I kind of get it cuz

00:54:28One thing I think about a lot is like damn if I could just have a pause button right now

00:54:32It'd be so amazing if life you could just be like poop pause

00:54:36If you got Quicksilver or something, yeah, yeah, but like it just it's just so relentless

00:54:43It's just such a prick about everything. So yeah that fucking sucks the loved one

00:54:48I think you're missing opportunity

00:54:49That is a that is a powerful weapon you could wield if you were a bad enough guy

00:54:53Yeah, if you pitch that you're like I have a legitimate documented ultimate city of love and then for you I have overcome a

00:55:02Debilitating phobia you're literally doing what I picked this for which is making fun of this guy

00:55:05Who would have this you would be wielding a weapon the likes of which have not been used or seen before in the in the fuck

00:55:12Boy game. Oh

00:55:13Shit, but it's the time one for sure. That's that's I'm actually kind of tailspinning right now thinking about it. Yeah, that's a good one

00:55:20Uh, KB. Oh

00:55:22yeah, if you're maddened by the passing of time, you're gonna be always miserable and it's

00:55:28and if it's in relation to

00:55:31Mortality, then you're just gonna get progressively and rapidly worse every day

00:55:36That's the worst existence. Mm-hmm

00:55:39I think that it reminds me of a do you remember like the Quicksilver scenes and like I wish I could do that

00:55:44Oh, yeah

00:55:45Like just time stops down and just fucking a cool song starts playing and I'm just able to move while everyone's stuck frozen

00:55:50That would be amazing. That's why I like anesthesia so much. I know yeah

00:55:54It's the only time you actually get a true break from right the the passage of time

00:55:58I was just saying I've never taken a like a day off in my life

00:56:04Living is pretty reliable. There should be like I want to get anesthesia it for three to seven days straight

00:56:13Hell yeah

00:56:15I've had to live every day of my life. Yes

00:56:19It's crazy. Do you wish it almost be like in movies when they like like cryogenically freeze you like like space travel

00:56:25Awesome powers. Yeah, like they just freeze you for like a week and then Ricky back up like that would be perfect

00:56:30Just give me a break, dude. Yeah

00:56:33Reboot reboot it dude. Yeah hard restart. Yeah

00:56:36Nicky smokes

00:56:38I'll just go with love

00:56:42It's just I feel like I would never want to die and no one might be there. Mm-hmm. Oh for the love thing

00:56:48Okay, I get you. Yeah, I feel you. Yeah, so time is gonna move on now

00:56:53We can go through our playoffs first one being the four seed versus the 12 see the four seed was opening your eyes

00:56:58The debilitating fear of ever opening your eyes and that's going up against the being touched

00:57:05So the the dread and the fear of ever being touched. This is tough for me. You're up really tough

00:57:14Pretty much comes down to one thing. Would you rather be able to see boobs or touch boobs? That's what I'm

00:57:19Like what would you rather do that is a that is the

00:57:23Would you?

00:57:25This is like the allegory of the cave man. It's really difficult

00:57:27I think I'd rather like if you're scared of getting touched you can't have sex either. Mm-hmm

00:57:32I think I'd rather be blind like I could feel pussy. I could feel tits

00:57:39Fat asses I could feel those I might not be able to see it

00:57:43But I could at least feel it and if I'm scared of motion and touching

00:57:47Yeah, then you get none of the guy with this phobia is probably getting lots of women

00:58:00It's all he's just blind it's like he can't he has to actively keep his eyes shut

00:58:05So with this guy that's here to open his eyes

00:58:08He's not like

00:58:10Fully blind right like it's not at all wakes up. He's like fuck fuck fuck, but he eventually opens his eyes

00:58:16Yeah, you can't know but he every single time he opens his eyes. He's afraid to open his eyes, okay?

00:58:22I think I could live with that like I can get over that I can get over that fear. It's like

00:58:31Okay, but like whatever I'm saying like the first what ten minutes of your day of trying to get out of bed is a nightmare

00:58:36But once you open your eyes, no, it's throughout the day. That's why every blink is is

00:58:42like watching the ring oh

00:58:44Man this blows um I'm still gonna go with motion

00:58:48Motion wasn't part of it is opening your eyes are being touched. Oh fucking con you think about what the motion of the yeah

00:58:55I love being touched though pause by woman um I love touching um

00:59:01Um

00:59:03Fuck I guess I guess touching. I love my eyes my eyesight so touching off touching

00:59:10Wait, no you're saying touching is worse. Which one of these is worse. Which one did you not want to have?

00:59:20Touch or be touched so you fear of opening your eyes is worse. Yes. Yes, so the fear of opening your eyes is worse, KB

00:59:28This is a landslide one is just it one is impossible the other I mean physical contact

00:59:37Is all pretty inconsequential except for sex hmm, so you I mean you can still like

00:59:43Beat it. Yeah. Yeah, cuz that's yourself. Yeah, yeah friendly fire that yeah pocket pussy

00:59:50Yep, although that is that too close to skin. I don't know if the phobia. I'm not like I'm not big into like

00:59:56gestural contact

00:59:58Like hugs and me neither we dab each other up

01:00:02We know I could do without that yeah, yeah

01:00:06So you're gonna go with opening the eyes?

01:00:08Yeah, oh, yeah

01:00:10easily Rudy I

01:00:12Love contact, but the one thing I love more than that is just looking at shit

01:00:19Like I'll spend so much time KB. You can read this just looking at maps looking at Google Earth

01:00:24looking at a

01:00:26Building yeah, you look at things a lot

01:00:34He looks at a lot I

01:00:38So that one to me is far worse if you took that if you strip that for me, oh shit, that's funny

01:00:43Uh, so you're gonna go with the opening three for opening your eyes

01:00:47I'm gonna go with opening your eyes to

01:00:50KB I feel like you could resonate with this

01:00:52But I love movies, and I'm gonna go with that because I like watching movies to watch a movie

01:00:56No, you look at a movie. Yeah, yep

01:01:05I would say I looked at Shutter Island, but I don't think I watch

01:01:08I

01:01:19Would do the opening the eyes as well, it's just it's it's an impossible to live

01:01:25Yeah opening the eyes is gonna move on now we have a concern that that was so hard for me to

01:01:29You get a pretzel. I've been there you get into your pretzel quick with you were in a torture chamber in your own mind

01:01:36Yeah, again, it's which one of these would you not want basically think about this which one's worse, yeah

01:01:42So now we have the fear of sleep versus the fear of motion

01:01:46So the the dreading fear you cannot go to sleep again

01:01:50Like we're saying before the almost the inverse of the opening your eyes thing versus the fear of any motion start with you Tommy

01:01:57Boy, I really don't want either of these the fear of sleep is really bad all day dreading going to sleep

01:02:04But again your body just eventually does have to go to sleep

01:02:07Maybe there's ways around it where you knock yourself out or you take part 30 heavy sleeping pills

01:02:14The fear of motion is I mean, it's debilitating just not being able to move not wanting

01:02:19It's not even the vehicles because now you're not even walking to work. You're

01:02:23It's can't watch anything. I can't watch game. You know, I mean, it's almost a lot of motions. Yeah, true

01:02:28Yeah, so you're gonna fear motion. Yeah, I would do between these two

01:02:32I think there is a world in which you could live you could physically live without the motion

01:02:37The fear of sleep could I think literally kill you? Yeah, like the insomnia

01:02:41Yeah, like the insomnia could actually like you like literally kill you dead and you need your body need sleep for like a mental state

01:02:48But as much as it needs movement, I still think you need sleep more

01:02:51I think the sleep is worse. Like as long as it's stopping you from going to sleep. I

01:02:56think having the fear of sleep is worse as well because

01:03:00Fear of motion you could be afraid all day

01:03:03but when you get to the end of the day you get a sigh of relief fear of sleep the entire day is spent dreading that

01:03:09Moment and like you never escape that. Mm-hmm. It's like a literal torture Rudy. I

01:03:16Think that the sleep one sucks, but there's a remedy for it

01:03:21Where you just take Lunesta or Ambien?

01:03:24No free ads sleeping pills and sleeping pills and so

01:03:29but the fear of motion is you cannot fix that the

01:03:34everything

01:03:35What doesn't require?

01:03:37Some level of motion like every literally everything this one's almost unfair. Yeah. Yes. It's bad

01:03:44It's like the person using like God when you do like rock-paper-scissors or gun or whatever. Yeah

01:03:48Yeah, the only thing that doesn't require is sleeping ironically. Mm-hmm

01:03:52But like you still move in your sleep, but I guess you wouldn't perceive it true. Yeah

01:03:56No, it's the it's the motion one for me for sure. So we're crazy. We're two to two KB

01:04:01so are these people are they afraid of just the process of falling asleep or

01:04:08When they're asleep, they obviously probably don't

01:04:11Feel anything negative toward it unless they're having nightmares. It is the fear of falling asleep or sleeping. It's a phobia

01:04:18associated with certain stimuluses

01:04:19The fear of falling asleep or awake and not or not waking up the worry about bad thing happenings have bad things happening while you're

01:04:25Asleep you have concerns about dying avoiding sleep by taking stimulants by a caffeine

01:04:30You feel dread or worry about passing out you feel dizzier and disoriented and you have to dry your sticky mouth. Oh

01:04:38Yeah, that's a lifetime of hell not being able to move

01:04:42Is also it's not you can't do that and even if you tried like the side effects that come with that what you would just feel

01:04:50Horrible, and you'd be so unhealthy. So I think it's

01:04:53It is your emotion is worse

01:04:55Yeah, I'd rather go through my whole day

01:04:58Fighting the fear of sleep and my whole day of like trying to move out of bed

01:05:02I think I think the motions way worse that that's what that song the man who can't be moved was about really

01:05:09Which song is that? I think it's the fray the script one of those bands. Oh, I think I know

01:05:14I'm the man that can't be moved

01:05:18Jam, I don't think I know. I only know the two phrase about that fear

01:05:22So we have no fear of motion versus the fear of opening your eyes Nikki

01:05:27This is a championship level match

01:05:30This is this is tough

01:05:36What's worse there I'm going with fear emotion one fear of motion KB

01:05:43I will say though the fear of

01:05:45Opening your eyes would also make it hard to move exactly as you can't move around with your eyes. That's a square rectangle almost

01:05:52Yeah, all right. I'm switching my answer to eyes switching to opening your eyes KB

01:06:02Yeah

01:06:04Fear of moving just what it just wouldn't work. Yeah, but I know what you mean

01:06:08Like if you can't open your eyes, it's gonna be miserable to move

01:06:13So you or watch things thing on what would work?

01:06:17so a roller coaster, I'm sure the just to give the

01:06:24Breakdown whatever of it

01:06:25It is defined as the excessive or irrational or debilitating fear of movement or physical activity

01:06:29The fear of motion is associated with a feeling of vulnerability or injury in response to movement. So you're basically afraid of being hurt

01:06:35Nonstop anytime you know the way you just described it

01:06:38There doesn't sound so bad the advancement or acute pain and persistent to chronic pain

01:06:42Phantom pain due to the fear of movement

01:06:45That's crazy. But is it like you literally can't can you walk to your fucking bathroom?

01:06:50It says like you just think the whole time you're like scared of slipping. Yeah, you're scared non-stop of all of your movement

01:06:56Yeah, yeah

01:06:57Like it's the movement one because you can like still frolic with your eyes closed if you wanted to

01:07:02You want it? You got a frolic like yeah. Yeah Rudy

01:07:06Said it before I love looking at shit, dude. I really like I really like

01:07:11So one of the most unique things about you. I know and so I I would be devastated if I couldn't look at stuff

01:07:18All right, if I was given like a five-year

01:07:22Window, which one I would rather do it would be

01:07:25I'd rather be unable to move so you can just lay down and watch it. Right? Yeah, although but if it was for the rest

01:07:31Of your life. Yeah

01:07:33The other one yeah, I agree with that Robbie I'm gonna go with eyes three for opening the eyes one for the motion

01:07:43The motion one sucks so bad, but like from what we just like kind of read about it like you can move around

01:07:48You're just constantly afraid that something's going to happen and you're gonna get hurt and that's just that does suck like almost as bad as

01:07:54The original kind of thing we thought about but not being able to like open your eyes or being petrified to ever open your eyes

01:07:59That's just like you if I grew if I live my whole life blind, that'd be this would be the easiest thing

01:08:04But I haven't we've seen shit and I want to continue seeing shit. So I need to I need to vote for opening the eyes

01:08:08Same. Yeah, like I said you I think

01:08:11Whatever you stay home a lot you stay in bed. At least you're watching stuff. Mm-hmm not being able to open your eyes

01:08:17How the fuck can you live like that?

01:08:18So now we have on the other side as the opening your eyes goes in the championship the fear of money versus the fear of

01:08:23Being in a room fear of being in a room. It's like

01:08:25Fear of money versus the fear of being in a room fear of being in a room. There's so much. Yes. Yeah

01:08:31That's so easy. I agree. That's a very easy one Rudy. Yeah, it's a room. Is it just a room across the border, right?

01:08:39Yeah, yeah, I mean just a fear of money quit your job. Yeah

01:08:45Be a vagabond I have a fear of the Brie Larson movie room scary scary movie. Yeah

01:08:50Now we have then the others on the top of it

01:08:53The fear of time versus the fear of bathing let's start with you Nikki

01:09:00Bathing the bathing time 100% yeah, no bathing is worse

01:09:04Like I I have good hygiene, although I do sweat a lot under my armpits. That doesn't mean I'm not wearing deodorant

01:09:10Okay, it's a condition

01:09:12Bathing and I don't appreciate people who smell like shit either. So that one's way worse. There's a big sweater

01:09:19Danaby

01:09:23I feel bad for Dana. That's not all I was so out of

01:09:28It's not like a fat thing it's like he just he sweats

01:09:34Yeah, I feel like if you did surgery on Dana's steam would come out

01:09:38I forget I figure we were doing like we were all somewhere and like he like we were all fine

01:09:42He was like drenched in sweat

01:09:47That's a big boy thing bro, but it was like he's like underwater dude it was like

01:09:52He didn't need this at all

01:09:56Sweating underwater, it's like he just don't come out of a dunk tank and like we were it wasn't that hot

01:10:01It gets into a cold

01:10:07It's boiling in the hot in the cold sits down and it goes

01:10:12So one for bait bathing from Nikki KB

01:10:16bathing versus time

01:10:19Or bathing is like, you know could be like an ignorant ignorance is bliss thing

01:10:24Like, you know a lot of people don't leave their home. Mm-hmm, you know, you could stream you could

01:10:30You know, you could do the movie The Whale except your work

01:10:34Yeah, I can't even like stand it when I smell like that would drive me nuts, right?

01:10:38But just not being able to deal with time is that's gonna be quite the obstacle

01:10:46Gotta think today tomorrow in five minutes and ten minutes right now now

01:10:52Fuck in the past. Fuck. Yeah, fuck

01:10:56That's I think that's the one of the worst. So fear of time one-to-one right now Rudy

01:11:00Yeah

01:11:02for thousands of years

01:11:04Humans didn't bathe. Yes, they did. Mm-hmm thousands years. They didn't have time. We made up time

01:11:10Yeah, but now everybody

01:11:13Is to describe that I don't know thousands of years. Yeah time. It's made up

01:11:18But Rudy at least back then nobody probably wasn't even thousands of years agreed

01:11:22So the issue now now is you're the only guy not be correct

01:11:27It's shitty, but I the time one like gives me goosebumps to think about I'm hoping that I'm able to walk away from this without

01:11:34Thinking about it any further

01:11:36So a fear of time like Robbie I'm going bathing back to the one where it's like at least with my fear of time

01:11:42I can keep that internal

01:11:44Bathing I'm putting other people at risk not at risk, but you know, but it does know it's a risk

01:11:49It does kind of affect other people like it affects your ability to ever have a relationship with another person true

01:11:55But I think this smell thing does as well a girl's like hey, you want to meet up tomorrow?

01:12:00Yeah, that would freak you out

01:12:02Also be like if you said yes to meeting up and you're afraid of bathing you never mean true

01:12:07Yeah, that's but you could also match like another dirty woman. Yeah

01:12:11Just fucking gross together. No dirty women for me. Um, so two for time two for bathing

01:12:16I think the time one is it in my brain like infinitesimally works like is

01:12:19The bathing thing like you get that you guys are saying like you could just stay at home and if you could survive

01:12:26But is it hordes of men who do that? Correct?

01:12:29Yeah, and but the time thing like you would just be no matter what no matter how you did you could live in a

01:12:34You know psych ward in a padded room. You could still think about time and get scared

01:12:39Yeah, so I would go with time. I think the bathing one is infinitely worse. I think the the time one is a little more

01:12:46Understandable. I think we're almost hinting that we all are thinking about having it a little I don't think it's that

01:12:52Irrational to it. I mean obviously if you have the most severe case, that's really bad

01:12:56But the fear of bathing, you know twice a day once a day you can't fucking shout like that

01:13:02but you're still thinking about it in a way where there is pleasure in showering and

01:13:08Bathing whereas this person the only thing that is the worst would be bathing which you can avoid you can avoid

01:13:13Yeah, and not avoid time. I

01:13:16Still think it's worse to

01:13:19Fear bathing it also is like health health wise can't be good

01:13:24But like you could do you could do other things I think to mask like you could put on deodorant that's not bathing

01:13:30Okay, but how are you cleaning yourself?

01:13:32But like I'm saying like even the the part of the outer part of it like, you know

01:13:35What I mean like you guys are saying like I don't care how much deodorant a guy is wearing if he's not bathing

01:13:40It's gonna seep through. Yeah, I mean, I don't I feel like there's more workarounds to that then there is to avoiding time

01:13:48It's the most inescapable thing that's ever existed maybe yeah, I'm sticking off my wheel. All right, you know what we'll call

01:13:54We'll call Nicky Nicky clicky himself. I hate saying that a lot. I regretted it immediately. We'll call Nick and see what he says

01:14:04Come on farting in his chair. Okay, we're gonna have you tie break one. Is that okay?

01:14:10Oh my god, that is perfect could not be better

01:14:18So right now which which phobia do you think was worse to have the fear of time

01:14:24So the fear of all time passing at all period like you are fear of petrified of time or the fear of bathing

01:14:35Time yeah as coincidental as that is. Thank you Nick

01:14:40Have a good shower. Well, enjoy it while it lasts

01:14:43Smelly prick so time is gonna move on. So the fear of time versus the fear of being in a room fuck

01:14:50This is these are these suck dude. This would suck. Oh

01:14:55I'm getting bummed. Yeah, so the fear of time versus the fear of being in a room Tommy

01:15:00I'm going the fear of being in a room again the time one

01:15:03I know we're saying it's inescapable, but I also think it's almost natural to have that fear of

01:15:10Time and the fear of dying and the fear like one of your definitions of the fear of time passing you buy and growing old

01:15:16Like I get that that's not that insane the fear of being in a room would

01:15:21Fucking so I don't even know how you ever avoid that and Tommy you made a good point

01:15:25Like if someone told me I'm scared of getting old. I'm like, yeah, I get that

01:15:28But if someone said I'm scared of being in a real nice

01:15:30I would be like what the fuck is wrong get away exactly what I thought if someone said I'm afraid of time

01:15:35You're like that that's weird, but that's a shame. It's human nature

01:15:38It's more justifiable, but I thought we're treating all of these as it's phobia stream phobia. Not like general

01:15:45What would you rather? Yeah debilitating phobia of time or a debilitating phobia more sense

01:15:50But the other one I think would be more hellish. Yeah, that's but yeah

01:15:54I'm looking at it like from a point of avoidability and for me right now time is

01:15:59unbeatable the room one if you're if you're in Central Park, you're fine like you couldn't go a

01:16:04Teepee you couldn't go. Yeah, where do you sleep is it?

01:16:08In the family room in a gymnasium TP is in a room TP is you could sleep in your backyard

01:16:15Yeah, it's not I wouldn't recommend it. I mean you basically have to live in

01:16:20You could go have a day outside and have a blast Cabana

01:16:23You could have no worry at all in your yeah, but at the end, but you got to go to sleep eventually

01:16:28He got I mean, you're just not a fear sleep though, but I don't want to fucking be an outdoorsman

01:16:32But more than you want to be like afraid of time, yeah

01:16:35I'm oh, I'm willing to take that just to just give you a note

01:16:38I would look it up again a chronophobia the fear of time

01:16:40It's also known as prison neurosis and you are afraid of all time moving forward. It is commonly seen in prison inmates

01:16:47So time god, you're afraid of time before I seen in prison. They should have the opposite of that

01:16:52It's again. It is cut. You're afraid of time moving forward time is always moving forward. Oh constantly. You could not stop it

01:16:58You can't avoid it beat that and you could

01:17:02I could beat that long. I can't the fear of being in a room is so silly. So ridiculous. You can't have I'm going with

01:17:10The fear of time. I just I don't see any universe where that is honestly kind of beatable

01:17:15Robbie I

01:17:18Think I'm going with the fear of time as well because I'm thinking you could at least have a good day if you have fear

01:17:22Of rooms you can go have a good day outdoors

01:17:24If you're afraid of time, you can never have a good day ever. I think you could think about other stuff

01:17:29But even if you're trying to have a phobia and we're saying it's debilitating we're saying you can't well then then when you're outside

01:17:35You're still afraid of rooms and in that if you're afraid of being it, right? Yes

01:17:39Yeah, but then if we're playing in your la la la and then even when you're outside you're still oh, no

01:17:43There could be a room. It's the same thing. I don't think it's like a room sneaking up on me

01:17:47It's

01:17:55It all said you're afraid of people that are in rooms so like

01:17:59Yeah, so you're afraid of other people

01:18:06We're two for time one for rooms Rudy, yeah

01:18:09I mean once again, this is the phobia of something that is the bedrock of reality

01:18:13Yeah, well you love time like you were just sucking up time

01:18:22How on earth you could function with he's bouncing on the big head there's nothing like you can avoid rooms you quite literally just

01:18:29Really avoid room. No, you can you can't do a degree?

01:18:35You can avoid rooms I don't want to live outside

01:18:38I'd rather live inside fear and time. You just aren't getting it. If you had a phobia of rooms, you would live outside

01:18:45Yes, I wouldn't enjoy it. Yes, you would because

01:18:50I would enjoy it. It just means I really hate being in a room doesn't mean you enjoy being outside

01:18:55But you tolerate it more than you would now it you would enjoy it more than being in a room

01:19:00Sure doesn't mean you'd love it. It would more be of relief of thank God. I'm not a room right now

01:19:05It wouldn't be like oh, right. Oh, where are you finding the relief from time?

01:19:10There is no other stuff. This is the bracket. You guys are acting like oh, you got fear of time as a fear of everything

01:19:17It is and I think it's great. You can't avoid time. No, it's a whole idea

01:19:21Yeah, I don't really notice time in day-to-day. Like I don't look at the clock. You said day-to-day. That's time

01:19:27Yeah, you guys are so fucking annoying. Let me make my point. Yeah, I noticed time

01:19:33I'm like, oh shit. When do you want to know? When do you want to make?

01:19:39I'm gonna make your point now

01:19:42That happened. Oh fuck

01:19:44Now it's over. That's it. Now's over now is over now is over

01:19:49Present is over present is over presents now. No, come on Nikki. Give us the point a while internally Scott's over

01:19:54No, I made my point

01:19:56We're three for time one for the room KB

01:19:59time

01:20:00Time's gonna gonna win but Nikki nah time time rules

01:20:13So our finals is the fear of opening your eyes versus the fear of time

01:20:19Which one of these would be the more debilitating phobia to have starting with you Nikki time times King time time time

01:20:27time

01:20:30No

01:20:33Fear

01:20:36We stand together here smoke the fear of opening your eyes is worse than the fear of time

01:20:41Yeah, right

01:20:42I'm going with I out of just out of principle to see how they spin this shit

01:20:46All right one for opening the eyes KB. Let's throw it over to the time

01:20:52Yeah, you'd be blind which plenty of people deal with and deal with well

01:20:56I don't know. You just have to deal with the strain

01:21:10There's probably that is there is that this true there that implies that there is someone who is the best at being blind

01:21:17It would be better to be blind because you're not living in fear the fear of opening your eyes

01:21:23You're blind and you're in fear. Yeah. Yeah

01:21:26Take that

01:21:34If you're

01:21:37Afraid of not being bright if you're blind you can't see right, but you're not afraid you're not like, oh my god

01:21:43I can't open my eyes. You fucking can't open your eyes view of the fear of opening your eyes

01:21:46You're gonna be essentially blind and you're gonna constantly have the fear of I can't open my eyes. I can't open my eyes

01:21:52Well, it's pretty easy to avoid that just shut. All right, but I still think you have the phobia

01:21:58We do keep taking these phobias being like it's the most

01:22:01Debilitating thing you could imagine and then flip it and being like but I could probably

01:22:10KB time or opening your eyes the time you can shut your eyes and listen to a song

01:22:18Without being like oh fuck three minutes passed. Yeah

01:22:22Yeah, imagine that. Yeah, just looking at Spotify is that does the minutes tick by on a song?

01:22:26You're right. Yeah, exactly. You're like, oh this I can't I'm so glad this new album came out 45 minutes. Fuck

01:22:33Nothing can bring you joy even a movie video game. Whatever. Yeah, it's a Rudy going with time as well

01:22:40Glaze it's a more Rudy glaze it some more. Tell us about how great time is

01:22:47Going opening your eyes. Yeah. Oh, I'm going opening your eyes. I just can't imagine that life

01:22:52so to for opening your eyes to for time I

01:22:56Go time. I'm going with time. I think that time is such an inescapable thing

01:23:00Like how do you possibly escape the concept of time? It's constantly moving like you see two numbers together

01:23:06You're just immediately afraid. I don't I just wrong by the way. It's 3-3 now

01:23:12He didn't technically

01:23:15Security Pat if you guys number will call you bro. I'm in love with that girl now

01:23:22That's a brilliant idea smokes brilliant idea. I saw what she said to Tate. I was like, yo, this is my new favorite person

01:23:28Oh, you've never met is the first time you're experiencing. I've never met her. No, she's the best

01:23:34She oh, this is gonna be good. I can't wait to see what she says

01:23:38That was very funny earlier, too. I forgot about that

01:23:41Damn, I she might just got home. She was just

01:23:44Like try to call her. Yeah, if you ever number on our number do I ever smoke Scott that shit

01:23:52I

01:23:56Was gonna say do your best not to curve her viewpoint, I will I'll be fair

01:24:04Ebony we're on a podcast right now and we need you to be the tie-breaking vote to settle this debate

01:24:11All right. We're discussing the worst phobia to have

01:24:15What phobia do you think would be worse to have the phobia the phobia of time?

01:24:20The phobia of time passing you by growing old dying the phobia of time itself the concept of time

01:24:27Just scaring you or the phobia of opening your eyes

01:24:31Just constantly living in fear of opening your eyes having to keep your eyes closed being afraid of what happens when you open your eyes

01:24:37What do you think is worse? And was that a fair that's fair? Yeah

01:24:44Yeah worse

01:24:47Thank You Ebony

01:24:49Everything she's not one of those fucking time

01:24:57So the feet so the fear of opening your eyes is going to our fear of opening eyes is going to win the bracket

01:25:02I'm so 100

01:25:05Beating out the fear of time

01:25:07Thanks for joining in your time. Hey time your time is Jesus Christ

01:25:12We'll be back next week with a new episode

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