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00:00Four games, including, oh, what do we got here?
00:08Hockey Night in Pittsburgh at the PPG for the Sabres and the Penguins, are you kidding
00:13me?
00:14It's never been the same.
00:15Minus 128.
00:16No, it has not been the same.
00:20Penguins out to a 2-2 start, they're minus 128 against the Sabres.
00:24Total of 6.5.
00:25I mean, how many, how many guys have they gone through since Mike Lang left a couple
00:29years ago?
00:30They've already gone through, like, two of them.
00:31Like, no one's happy with the announcers.
00:34They should bring me back.
00:37At least I have scones.
00:38I was going to say, they should call you.
00:39You've got experience.
00:40I know, Mario, but, like, listen, the grind of the NHL, if I had to go to a hockey game
00:46every night of my life, like I did that year, I wanted to, I literally wanted to gouge my
00:51eyes out.
00:52I honestly, I was like, by the third period, I was, like, shaking for alcohol.
00:56I literally was having cold sweats.
00:59I had to get out of the, I just couldn't take it.
01:01I just, I found it boring.
01:02I mean, if you do it every single night of your life, you have to really love it.
01:06I thought I did, but I didn't at the end of the day.
01:09I'd like the Penguins tonight to beat the Sabres in Pittsburgh and go to 3-2.
01:14The Kings are still out east, they're in Toronto tonight against the Leafs, who are 2-1 to
01:18start the year.
01:19Toronto minus, I got them at minus 190 now from this morning.
01:24Kings plus a buck, 60, and a 6.5.
01:27Yeah, I like the Leafs at home tonight.
01:30The Bruins are in Colorado against the Avalanche, who are 0-3.
01:34Remember, Oilers were 0-3 finally, one last night, now the Avalanche, 0-3 with the Bruins
01:39coming into their building, minus 120 for them.
01:41Look, I thought the Oilers, you know, I gave you the Oilers last night, but they were down
01:46to nothing.
01:47They should have lost.
01:48And then they were, I think they were down 3-2 as well, and they won 4-3.
01:52I think the Avs lose again.
01:54I think the Bruins go into the ball arena and beat them.
01:57Something's wrong with the Avs right now.
01:58They're not ready for the season.
02:01Utah taking a stop in Anaheim before finally coming home after those three games in the
02:06New York City area, where they will be at the Duck Pond tonight.
02:10Utah road favorites here, minus a buck 55 now from the 130 this morning.
02:15You get Anaheim right now at plus 135, 6.5 total here.
02:20Yeah, I'd lean Utah here to win this game at the Pond.
02:25I would lean Utah as well, because Anaheim is awful.
02:29Yeah.
02:30Let's just put that out.
02:31Anaheim's a really bad hockey team.
02:32They're barely hanging on.
02:33You know, no one wants to say this, but is there any franchise more irrelevant than the
02:39Anaheim Ducks now in hockey?
02:42They become the new Arizona.
02:44They just don't even matter.
02:45Like, they don't even exist.
02:47Does anyone even go to the games?
02:49With Arizona coming out now and going to Utah, that might leave them in the bottom rung in
02:57terms of importance, or irrelevance, we should say.
03:00They are.
03:01They already are.
03:02I think Ottawa's there, too.
03:04I think Ottawa is close.
03:05I think Ottawa and Anaheim are the two probably least relevant franchises in the league right
03:11now.
03:12It's a close race.
03:13I mean, honestly, like, if anyone ever said, hey, what are you doing tonight?
03:17Are you going to the Ducks game?
03:18I'd be like, what?
03:19Ducks game.
03:20They did go back to the old Mighty Duck logo, though, this year.
03:24They switched up the uniforms.
03:25Whatever.
03:26How soft is that?
03:27Like, who cares?
03:28I gotcha.