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00:30I'm sorry, I can't unbutton my shirt.
00:50Here you are.
00:53It's ham and cheese. Take it.
00:56No.
00:58You stole it.
01:00Okay.
01:02Travelling alone?
01:07I'm Italian.
01:09Not Italian.
01:11You're Greek now.
01:13You? I'm the outsider. I'm German.
01:18You don't look German.
01:21You don't look Greek.
01:23You have a car.
01:24No.
01:26No?
01:28Really?
01:30Pity.
01:32Ciao.
01:36Ciao.
01:54I thought you said you don't have a car.
01:59No, you did.
02:01I saw you yesterday in the garage.
02:03You don't know how to get out of town, right?
02:07You see there?
02:09That's the Moluson.
02:11Go right, you pass Lazzaretto.
02:13Right then.
02:16Safe trip.
02:25I can drive you up until one point.
02:28I'm going north.
02:31But we share the gas pipe.
02:34Of course.
02:44I can teach you some German.
02:49Hast.
02:51Hast.
02:52Hast.
02:54Du.
02:56Hunger.
02:59Hast du Geld?
03:12Merci.
03:16What did you order? I'm very hungry.
03:19Hungry?
03:20Hungry.
03:29What did you order?
03:31I don't know, I just said random numbers.
03:34Tell me, what numbers did you order?
03:38Come on, don't spoil the surprise.
03:40Tell me the numbers.
03:42If you don't like it, I'll pay.
03:44You know, you can't steal food from here.
03:46You sure?
03:48I only steal food from places that are irrationally expensive.
03:53Five euro for an awful sandwich and it tasted like shit.
03:57So in this case, who's really the thief?
04:01You.
04:12You bait.
04:17You bait.
04:30Let's play a game.
04:32You know the game 20 questions?
04:35No.
04:37Everybody knows it.
04:39Okay, I'll start.
04:41Okay.
04:43First question.
04:46Have you lived your whole life in Greece?
04:51Come on.
04:53Yes.
04:55Second question.
04:57Do you have a job?
04:59No.
05:17You said you wanted to be.
05:20I am.
05:22Would you have stopped if I told you I also wanted to swim?
05:26No.
05:28What are you waiting for? Get in.
05:30No.
05:32Why can't you swim?
05:34I'm not getting in a lake that you've missed.
05:37Have you ever swam in a lake?
05:40No.
05:42Come on, get in.
05:44For the experience.
05:46I'll save you if you drown.
05:48I promise.
05:52Good boy.
05:56I'll tell you how to jump.
05:59Slightly bend the knees.
06:02And then throw your weight forward.
06:05Push with the legs.
06:07Otherwise you will fall on your belly.
06:16Three, two, one.
06:46Three, two, one.
07:16Somewhere to eat, drink and sleep.
08:16Bye.
08:28Bye.
08:33Fuck.
08:39Did you forget something?
08:46No.
09:16What?
09:17Nothing.
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12:18Shut up.
12:19What a crazy one you are man!
12:20Shut up.
12:21You keep putting me in danger!
12:22And than you ask me to trust you!
12:23How the fuck can I trust you?
12:24You know it's my car!
12:25You know I don't have a license!
12:26And you keep on behaving like a five year old.
12:27These cost five euros.
12:28Do you leave them and steal?
12:31Fuck you, you child.
12:38That's it.
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