• 2 days ago
They Call Me Bruce
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00:00:30Listen to your heart as you run Oriental boy, watch out, go, go, go
00:00:48Oriental boy, do you dream Dream what you can do as a man
00:00:55Flying far away, all across the ocean Do what you imagine you can
00:01:06Oriental boy, hang on, go, go, go
00:01:11Dream now, dream now
00:01:23What if there are dangerous men? Oh no!
00:01:26Maybe there's a beauty so true? Aha!
00:01:30You can go and save her and be a hero Look out, western world coming through
00:01:40Oriental boy, look out, go, go, go
00:02:11Oriental boy, you can sing Anywhere you are, you belong
00:02:21Sing about the heart of a kung fu dragon Let the people into your song
00:02:32Oriental boy, so so, go, go, go
00:02:41Dream now
00:02:45He's gonna make it, you know he will He's gonna make it on his own
00:02:53He's gonna make it, you know he will He's gonna make it on his own
00:03:01He's gonna make it
00:03:04Grandfather, grandfather, I couldn't get a doctor
00:03:09Grandfather, please don't die
00:03:12I must go away for a while
00:03:16I'll make you proud of me When I grow up, I'll make lots of money
00:03:20Let me tell you, grandson, money is not the most important thing in life
00:03:28The most important thing is broad, broad
00:03:36Don't you ever forget
00:03:39If you die, grandfather, there will be nobody to take care of me
00:03:43Go to America
00:03:45America?
00:03:46Yes
00:03:48Long time ago, when I was a merchant marine
00:03:54In New York, I met the most beautiful lady in the world
00:04:01And I fell in love with her
00:04:05When you find her, she'll take care of you
00:04:11How can I find her?
00:04:14Here, take this, it will help you
00:04:22I don't know if she's still there
00:04:26If you find her, tell her I loved her
00:04:34Yes, uh, grandfather
00:04:56Bruce, I'd like some more sauce, huh?
00:05:11Boss, why do you keep calling me Bruce?
00:05:14I'm June, Bruce was the champ
00:05:16I don't care champ or no champ, I'm calling you Bruce
00:05:19When I call you Bruce, you are Bruce, you understand?
00:05:22Besides, you won't look alike anyway
00:05:25That's true
00:05:28Can he really do that karate stuff real good?
00:05:30Bruce? Nah, he can't even chop a liver
00:05:37Bruce, the sauce is wonderful
00:05:40What's your secret, huh?
00:05:41Dog meat
00:05:44It's a joke
00:05:46But seriously, folks, I make the best spaghetti in the world
00:05:51With a special flour from mainland China
00:05:54You see, 5,000 years ago, Chinese invented noodle
00:05:58And Marco Polo came to China and took it back to Italy
00:06:02And it became spaghetti
00:06:05And I can even sing Italian songs
00:06:08Oh yeah? Come, come, please
00:06:10The woman is as mobile as a feather in the wind
00:06:15The woman is as mobile as a feather in the wind
00:06:39Rico, how are you my friend?
00:06:42Buongiorno, Capo, you're looking well
00:06:44I feel good
00:06:46Come, join me in this feast
00:06:48Oh, excuse me, I promised to wipe Nicola dinner at home tonight
00:06:53Rico, you brought me something
00:07:01You're gonna like this, it's pure
00:07:14Come on
00:07:45Capo!
00:07:54You have the right to remain silent
00:07:56Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
00:08:01Damn it, what's the next line?
00:08:03And the right to seek counsel
00:08:05Oh yeah, thanks
00:08:06You have the right to an attorney
00:08:07If in the event you cannot afford one, I'm available
00:08:15Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna
00:08:26Many pardon, but we are lost
00:08:28Where's Disneyland?
00:08:30Do we look like Mickey Mouse?
00:08:32Ah, so
00:08:35Ah, Mickey Mouse
00:08:39Hey, get out of here
00:08:44Come on
00:09:02Care for a flower, sir?
00:09:03Hey, we carry our own flower, you just pray for us
00:09:15Go, Jack, go, Jack
00:09:27Damn this anymore
00:09:28I'm taking off this one too
00:09:31Me too
00:09:33You're under arrest
00:09:35You have the right to remain silent
00:09:37He's out cold
00:09:38You better give him mouth to mouth and make this bus legal
00:09:45Thanks, I needed that
00:09:49We're losing a man to these federal agent busts
00:09:52We need the solutions now
00:09:54We can bribe the FBI
00:09:56We'll give them our brand of cigars
00:09:59Dynamite
00:10:00Let's invest in bulletproof Gucci laces
00:10:03We'll give them our brand of cigars
00:10:05Dynamite
00:10:06Let's invest in bulletproof Gucci laces
00:10:09We'll give them our brand of cigars
00:10:11Dynamite
00:10:12Let's invest in bulletproof Gucci loafers
00:10:15Hey, I got an original idea
00:10:19Let's just make them an offer they can't refuse
00:10:24Offer our mother-in-laws
00:10:28Basta, enough
00:10:30What do you meatballs think this is?
00:10:32A monkey business?
00:10:33Maybe there's a leak in the system
00:10:35You can't trust anybody, can you, Pete?
00:10:38You're the one to know about the leaks
00:10:40You got a big mouth
00:10:41And don't forget the big L
00:10:43I'm the one in the power here
00:10:45Maybe that's our problem
00:10:47You push it too far
00:10:52That's a call from a New Yorker
00:10:54Hello
00:10:55Ciao, little Pete
00:10:57Oh, ciao, boss, it's nice of you to call
00:11:00Do you have your men with you?
00:11:02Oh, yes, boss, they're all here, everybody's here
00:11:04Put me on conference
00:11:06Si
00:11:08You boys have embarrassed me
00:11:10Opportunities blown
00:11:13It's hard to believe
00:11:16You guys being defeated
00:11:18By a bunch of kung fu clowns
00:11:22The next time you're on the job
00:11:25You think about your family
00:11:29One more mistake
00:11:33There'll be widows and orphans
00:11:36I'm going to make sashimi out of you
00:11:40This is the last fish that I'm going to eat
00:12:10The next meal will be you
00:12:15Capisce?
00:12:16Yes, boss, don't worry, grazie, ciao
00:12:20Ciao, little Pete, goodbye, boys
00:12:22Goodbye, boys, take it easy, boss
00:12:25We've got to do something
00:12:26Pretty soon we're going to have the feds fighting in our own backyard
00:12:30Oh, my God, it's a raid
00:12:34Don't you peg on me, please
00:12:39Yeah!
00:12:41Yeah!
00:13:00What the hell is he doing?
00:13:02Making lunch
00:13:04Hi, boss, I'm making spaghetti for you
00:13:07You know the difference between Italian food and Chinese food?
00:13:10No, what?
00:13:11Five dollars per person
00:13:13Let me change, do you have a phone?
00:13:15I have a phone, I went to school with him
00:13:17His brother's name is Ah Choo
00:13:19I'm Aron
00:13:20I'm Aron
00:13:22I don't know him
00:13:37Help! Help!
00:13:47Hey!
00:13:51Wake up!
00:13:53Lady, give that man his purse back
00:13:56It's my purse, he's the thief
00:13:58What you doing around here, man?
00:14:00And where you from?
00:14:01And what you want?
00:14:04With my right foot, I can knock out that knife
00:14:07With my left, I can kick your nose
00:14:11With this hand, I can poke out your eyes
00:14:15With this, I can break your neck
00:14:19Take a good look at my face
00:14:22I'm an oriental
00:14:26It's cool, bro
00:14:28I don't want no trouble this time
00:14:30It's cool
00:14:31But next time, it's gonna be me and you
00:14:35I don't want to see your face in this area again
00:15:01Arrivederci
00:15:04How many times do I have to tell you?
00:15:05Arrivederci means goodbye
00:15:07Ten times
00:15:08I don't know if I'm coming or going
00:15:10What do you got in the box?
00:15:12Oh, some noodles for Gianelli
00:15:14Oh, that's good
00:15:15Maria!
00:15:17Maria!
00:15:19For Gianelli
00:15:21You look a little pale, I'll buy a beer
00:15:24Hey, baby
00:15:27Hey, check it out
00:15:31Thanks
00:15:36Hi
00:15:38Hello
00:15:39Oh, you look so beautiful
00:15:41Are you from New York?
00:15:42No, but I am drinking a Manhattan
00:15:45Is that close enough to New York for you?
00:15:47No, I gotta go there
00:15:49You see, my grandfather had a dying wish
00:15:51And what was that?
00:15:53To stay alive
00:15:55He said I must go to New York, find this woman
00:15:58My grandfather loved her
00:16:00She's gonna take care of me if she's still there
00:16:03My name's Anita, what's yours?
00:16:05They call me Bruce
00:16:07You mean like Bruce Lee?
00:16:10Yeah, who else?
00:16:11Then you must know Kung Fu
00:16:13Oh, yeah, I once stepped in it
00:16:17Hey, if you're looking for Mr. Wright
00:16:20I'm right here
00:16:22How about some tequila, Sheila?
00:16:25To tell you the truth, I'm glad you're here to protect me
00:16:28Those guys scare me
00:16:30I can take those guys out with one bare hand
00:16:34Stick with me
00:16:36I'll teach you self-defense
00:16:38Okay
00:16:39Hey, Egg Roll
00:16:40We heard what you said
00:16:45With my right foot, I can knock out your face
00:16:48With my left, I can kick your nose
00:16:52With this, I can poke your eyes out
00:16:55With this, I can break your neck
00:16:58Take a good look at my face
00:17:01I'm an oriental
00:17:04I challenge you, sucker
00:17:09I gotta go to John
00:17:11Mexican beer
00:17:13I'll be back
00:17:16I'll be back, you guys
00:17:19Be prepared, guys
00:17:22I'll be back
00:17:28Open the door, you crazy girl
00:17:32Wait, wait
00:17:34Wait a moment
00:17:35Come on, come on, let's go
00:17:39I'll be right out, you guys
00:17:43I'm a turkey
00:17:53I'm a turkey
00:17:56Be prepared, you guys
00:18:08Bruce
00:18:11If I was half as good as you
00:18:13I could afford those guys in the bar
00:18:16And I would be with that girl
00:18:20Bruce
00:18:22You are the best
00:18:31I gotta eat more Mongolian beef
00:18:52I gotta eat more Mongolian beef
00:19:23Bruce
00:19:25Bruce
00:19:30Bruce
00:19:32Bruce
00:19:33Bruce
00:19:44Bruce
00:19:46Bruce
00:19:47Bruce
00:19:49Bruce
00:19:51Bruce
00:20:05I'm gonna be just like you
00:20:07With a hard training and proper diet
00:20:10I'm gonna be as fast as you are
00:20:12And strong as Rocky
00:20:16Rocky?
00:20:21Rocky?
00:20:31Six
00:20:33Five
00:20:34Four
00:20:35Three
00:20:36Two
00:20:37One
00:20:45I'll be back
00:20:50I'll be back
00:21:04May I help you?
00:21:05Yes, I wanna be like Bruce Lee
00:21:09We will start you with a white belt
00:21:11Oh, that's good
00:21:13Mikey
00:21:15Give him a gi and a white belt
00:21:20All right, everybody stretch
00:21:23Stretch
00:21:25Stretch to your right
00:21:27Stretch to your left
00:21:28Twist
00:21:30Stretch
00:21:33Come in
00:21:39You must have the right spirit to guide you
00:21:44Inner peace
00:21:45Control
00:21:47Patience
00:21:48It's all mental
00:21:50My grandfather was a mental patient
00:21:53My father was a mental patient
00:21:55And now it's my turn
00:21:57That's mistress
00:21:59Inner peace
00:22:01Control
00:22:03And tranquility
00:22:07Excuse me
00:22:13Hello
00:22:14Dojo studio
00:22:19What the hell are you talking about?
00:22:21You son of a bitch
00:22:23I'll sue you for every year you have
00:22:25You stupid man
00:22:26Salada
00:22:31As I was saying
00:22:33You have to have control
00:22:36With control comes concentration
00:22:40You see the wall?
00:22:42You can make a hole through the wall
00:22:44If you have concentration
00:22:47Try it
00:22:48You can do it
00:22:49I'm not gonna try it
00:22:51You try it
00:22:52I'm not gonna try it
00:22:54I'm the master
00:22:56Let's get Mikey
00:22:57He'll try anything
00:23:02Crash
00:23:03Do you think he can do it?
00:23:08You see
00:23:09They don't think you can do it
00:23:10And I don't think you can do it either
00:23:12You asked for it
00:23:14Get out
00:23:17What's going on?
00:23:18What is this?
00:23:19Well hi master
00:23:20You're a little early today
00:23:21Call the cops
00:23:22Come on
00:23:23Mikey
00:23:28What's going on?
00:23:29What is this?
00:23:30Get out of here
00:23:31I'm gonna call the cops
00:23:32It's all in the Kia
00:23:35When you Kia
00:23:36You must bring all energy from your body
00:23:38Into one focused point
00:23:42Kia
00:23:44Now
00:23:45You try it
00:23:54Kia
00:23:58You
00:23:59No
00:24:00Memorex
00:24:01Get out of my place
00:24:02You are hopeless
00:24:03I must learn to be mental
00:24:05You are mental
00:24:08But I'm paying you to teach me
00:24:10I'll refund your money
00:24:12Change your clothes
00:24:13And get out
00:24:16Kia
00:24:27Oh you're very good
00:24:28Let me see
00:24:29It's natural for me
00:24:30I do that all the time
00:24:31When I make a noodle
00:24:32See
00:24:33Oh
00:24:34Look at this
00:24:35Oh master
00:24:36Oh
00:24:37I know how to do this
00:24:38No no no
00:24:39Move it
00:24:40Move it
00:24:42Oh
00:24:43I'm coming
00:24:44You broke it
00:24:47Good
00:24:48I will kill you
00:24:50Master you're out of control
00:24:52You suck of my dog
00:25:03Now master
00:25:04I want to return your stick
00:25:06Take them
00:25:07Go home
00:25:08And practice in your closet
00:25:11Yes
00:25:42Are these eggs fresh?
00:25:44Hey
00:25:45This is a stick up man
00:25:46Hands up
00:25:47You hurry up with the money
00:25:48Come on
00:25:49Don't do nothing stupid
00:25:50Huh
00:25:56Kia
00:25:57Oh
00:25:58Oh
00:25:59Oh
00:26:00Oh
00:26:01Oh
00:26:02Oh
00:26:03Oh
00:26:04Oh
00:26:05Oh
00:26:06Oh
00:26:07Oh
00:26:08Oh
00:26:09Oh
00:26:10Oh
00:26:11Oh
00:26:12Oh
00:26:13Oh
00:26:14Oh
00:26:15Oh
00:26:16Oh
00:26:17Oh
00:26:18Oh
00:26:19Oh
00:26:28No no no
00:26:29Wait wait
00:26:30Did not hear
00:26:31He's not the robber
00:26:32He's the robber
00:26:34You should've seen
00:26:35This guy's fantastic
00:26:37Kung Fu technique
00:26:39Unbelievable! He's so fast and powerful! I'm telling you, this guy is Bruce Lee reincarnated!
00:26:51You even look like Bruce Lee.
00:26:54With a proper training and diet.
00:26:56Can you strike that karate pose for the cameras with the sticks over your head, please?
00:27:00Get that, Sherry.
00:27:03A Bruce Lee look-alike put on a dazzling show of Kung Fu.
00:27:09An eyewitness said that the gunman never had a chance against the martial arts hero.
00:27:19Ciao, boss. I got good news. No, I got great news.
00:27:24You don't have to worry about any more trouble.
00:27:27I got a guy who's gonna fix everything from now on.
00:27:31I got a new delivery man.
00:27:33They call him Bruce, master of Kung Fu.
00:27:46Here comes the guy in the paper.
00:27:48He says he's like the real Bruce Lee.
00:27:50Hey, man, I don't care what the paper says.
00:27:52You're still Bruce Lee.
00:27:54What are you looking at, Bruce Lee?
00:27:56You're nothing but jive, man.
00:27:57I can kick your ass any day of the week.
00:27:59Kick my ass any day?
00:28:01Well, I'm busy all week.
00:28:03Yeah, you're a phony, man. You don't even know Kung Fu.
00:28:05Get back.
00:28:12What do you say to this, fool?
00:28:15If you must fight, fight dirty.
00:28:19Kick him in the groin.
00:28:21Hit him with a rock.
00:28:23Bite off his nose.
00:28:26But most of all, use your brain, not fist.
00:28:34Oh, you're fantastic.
00:28:36Who taught you that?
00:28:38Master Cho.
00:28:39Oh, what a coincidence.
00:28:41I study under Master Cho, too.
00:28:43Did you know the martial art code?
00:28:45It says pupils studying under the same master must never fight.
00:28:50Yeah? For real, huh?
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:53And I was too bad.
00:28:55I came to beat you up.
00:28:56What code?
00:28:57Maybe he's right.
00:28:58Let's forget about it.
00:28:59Yeah?
00:29:00I don't study for Master Cho.
00:29:02I study for Master Tongue.
00:29:04Oh, that's great.
00:29:06Then you two can fight.
00:29:08And I personally think Master Cho is ten times better than Master Tongue.
00:29:13My master's better than Master Cho.
00:29:15Hey, wait a minute.
00:29:16My master's better than yours?
00:29:17What are you talking about?
00:29:18Master Tongue is a pussy.
00:29:24Yeah, yeah.
00:29:29Hit him in the balls.
00:29:30Hit him in the balls.
00:29:37Hey, look.
00:29:38He's got nunchucks in his pocket.
00:29:40Well, let's go check him out.
00:29:47Hey.
00:29:48You got a permit to carry those nunchucks?
00:29:51This?
00:29:53You don't need no permit for this.
00:29:56That's a lethal weapon.
00:29:58You're under arrest.
00:29:59Wait a minute.
00:30:00Wait, wait a minute.
00:30:03These are my chopsticks.
00:30:10I'm just a big eater.
00:30:22Chopstick lickin' good.
00:30:40I sure hope this is gonna work, boss.
00:30:43You hope it.
00:30:44It better work, or the boss of bosses is gonna make a sashimi out of us.
00:30:48Hey, you can count on me, boss.
00:30:50I'm not gonna let you down.
00:30:53Yeah.
00:30:54Remember, Freddy.
00:30:55You're the only one I can trust.
00:30:57I can't trust the Big Al anymore.
00:30:59Yeah, well, there have been rumors going around.
00:31:01What?
00:31:02That the Big Al thinks he's gonna be boss of the West Coast?
00:31:04That the sneaky bastard will never get to my job.
00:31:06Never!
00:31:07Listen, boss.
00:31:08Nobody can tear down a reputation like yours.
00:31:11You're a good boy, Freddy.
00:31:13You've always been a loyal, trusted servant.
00:31:16When you get back from this job, I'm gonna promote you.
00:31:19You're gonna be my consigliere.
00:31:22Really?
00:31:23Like Robert Duvall?
00:31:26You're gonna sit in Big Al's seat.
00:31:28The other end of the table.
00:31:30I hope I don't have to sit on his lap.
00:31:32Sit on his lap?
00:31:33You make a joke?
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35People say I got no sense of humor.
00:31:38No.
00:31:39Sit on his lap.
00:31:40You make me laugh.
00:31:43Hurry up.
00:31:44I don't want to miss the Hollywood Square.
00:31:46Yeah, boy.
00:31:47Florence Anderson.
00:31:48Florence Anderson.
00:31:50Remember, don't tell Bruce about anything.
00:31:54All right?
00:31:55Yeah.
00:31:57Make sure this place is locked up.
00:31:59Because this stuff is worth millions of dollars now.
00:32:02Yes, sir.
00:32:03That's it, huh?
00:32:04That's it.
00:32:05That's it.
00:32:06That's it.
00:32:07That's it.
00:32:08That's it.
00:32:09That's it.
00:32:10That's it.
00:32:11That's it, huh?
00:32:12Uh-huh.
00:32:37Put the barbells down.
00:32:38I gotta talk to you.
00:32:42Look at you.
00:32:43You've been eating too much pasta.
00:32:46Take that tie off and get down here and work out with me.
00:32:50Carmen, put those goddamn things down.
00:32:52I got the plan set up.
00:32:54I hope this plan is better than the last one.
00:32:57If you want to be boss on the West Coast,
00:33:00killing Pete's dog isn't gonna do it.
00:33:03You know that poison was meant for little Pete.
00:33:05How was I supposed to know the dog likes cigars?
00:33:12So, what's your plan this time, Rover?
00:33:15You know, I love you just before you get slapped.
00:33:25Had enough?
00:33:27You really know how to hurt a guy.
00:33:29Thanks, darling.
00:33:32Bad news from Africa.
00:33:34Your brothers and sisters are being killed for their ivory.
00:33:37Shut up and listen to me.
00:33:39If you want to be boss on this coast, you'll be right there alongside me.
00:33:42You'd like that power, wouldn't you?
00:33:45Why'd you have to kick me?
00:33:47You didn't have to kick me.
00:33:48Oh, I'm sorry, poor baby.
00:33:52Look, the boss of bosses is going to exterminate little Pete
00:33:54if one more job gets busted.
00:33:56I know little Pete's plan.
00:33:58They're setting up Bruce as the delivery stooge.
00:34:00You, fellow Bruce, switch to coke whenever you can
00:34:03before they get to New York, okay?
00:34:05Little Pete will be river moss, and I'll be boss of the West Coast.
00:34:13You mean we will be the boss on the West Coast.
00:34:17That's what I said.
00:34:27Bruce.
00:34:31You're a hero.
00:34:33I saw you in the papers.
00:34:34You're very brave.
00:34:35Where'd you get your black belt?
00:34:37Oh, I got my black belt in the Orient.
00:34:39It was easy, only written test.
00:34:42Do you have a girlfriend?
00:34:44I'm a sex object.
00:34:46Every time I ask girls sex, they object.
00:34:50Well, could I be your girlfriend?
00:34:53Listen, I'll give you this necklace.
00:34:57Here.
00:34:59Now go steady.
00:35:01Okay?
00:35:05Now, as long as you wear this,
00:35:07I'm not gonna make love to another man.
00:35:09Me neither.
00:35:17Bruce, I got a new job for you.
00:35:19New job?
00:35:20I'm giving you a raise.
00:35:22From now on, you get the minimum wage.
00:35:24What do I gotta do, boss?
00:35:26Listen, and I'll tell you.
00:35:28Your spaghetti recipe, it's famous.
00:35:31I told all of my friends all around the country
00:35:33about your Chinese noodles.
00:35:35And they're very anxious to get this special flower.
00:35:38So I'm gonna send you to New York.
00:35:41New York?
00:35:43More money than going to New York?
00:35:45You gotta learn about America.
00:35:47This is one great country.
00:35:50When do I start?
00:35:52Well, you gotta answer to your parents when I say so.
00:35:55How long does it take to fly to New York?
00:35:57A special flight.
00:35:59How long does it take to fly to New York?
00:36:01Wait a minute, not so fast.
00:36:03First, you gotta stop at different cities.
00:36:06If you don't deliver the flower to all of my friends,
00:36:10you'll never get to New York.
00:36:12Understand?
00:36:13I finally get to go to New York.
00:36:16Freddy, he's gonna chauffeur you.
00:36:18Freddy?
00:36:19My chauffeur?
00:36:21Why do we want to fly?
00:36:23Fly?
00:36:24When you fly, you see nothing.
00:36:26When you drive, you get to know this beautiful country.
00:36:30Start the packing.
00:36:32Bruce, what do you get as a necklace?
00:36:33I never seen that on you before.
00:36:35Oh, this?
00:36:36It was a gift from a new girlfriend.
00:36:38Ah.
00:36:39When you get back from your trip,
00:36:40maybe you get married, huh?
00:36:42Oh, I'd love to get married,
00:36:43but I hate to give up my girlfriend.
00:36:45Bruce, tell us about your girl.
00:36:47Oh, she's beautiful.
00:36:49Sexy legs.
00:36:50Really big eyes.
00:36:52Yeah, yeah.
00:36:53Did you touch any?
00:36:55Easy, animal.
00:36:57She hugged me.
00:36:59Yeah.
00:37:00And she was moaning.
00:37:01Yeah, yeah.
00:37:02She tore my shirt off.
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05Scratching my back.
00:37:06Yeah.
00:37:07Kissing my eye.
00:37:08Yeah.
00:37:09Kissing my nose.
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11Breathing in my ear.
00:37:12So, so, was she good?
00:37:14I'm not sure.
00:37:16I don't kiss and tell.
00:37:18This is serious.
00:37:21Now, Bruce could lead us to the head of this drug ring
00:37:23and you guys know it.
00:37:24Now, we've got to do whatever it takes
00:37:26to get him to New York.
00:37:28Breathing in my ear.
00:37:37Bruce, be sure to deliver all of the flour
00:37:41and never let it out of your sight
00:37:43or else you never get to New York.
00:37:45Freddy, he's going to keep an eye on you.
00:37:47Right, Freddy?
00:37:48That's right.
00:37:49We're not going to let you down, boss.
00:37:50Oh, I want to catch you this morning.
00:37:52Say kimchi.
00:37:53No, no, no.
00:37:54No pictures.
00:37:57Just remember to never let the flour out of your sight.
00:38:00Huh?
00:38:01All right, your first stop is Las Vegas.
00:38:03Enjoy yourself.
00:38:04But don't gamble unless Freddy shows you how to do it, huh?
00:38:07I never gambled before.
00:38:09I can't even say Brad Jack.
00:38:11Goodbye.
00:38:12So long.
00:38:13Ciao, ciao.
00:38:16Freddy, remember, drive her carefully onto the road.
00:38:19We can't afford the accidents or her tickets, huh?
00:38:21Good boy.
00:38:52Yahoo!
00:38:54Las Vegas, the town where everybody's a winner.
00:38:58Boy, look at these places.
00:39:00Where is the Mustard Ranch?
00:39:02My grandfather once had a suite there.
00:39:04Ha, ha, ha.
00:39:11Say, say, listen up.
00:39:15Boss of bosses thinks he's the best.
00:39:18Listen up.
00:39:19Boss of bosses thinks he can deliver powder in my town without kicking in.
00:39:24He's crazy.
00:39:25I want you should get Lil' Pete's delivery man and kill him if you have to.
00:39:30But bring that powder to me.
00:39:33Here.
00:39:34These are the guys you kill.
00:39:36Intercept their cocaine before it gets to the Las Vegas connection.
00:39:41Waste them before they leave town.
00:39:44Be a pleasure, boss.
00:39:47Oh, and would you remind me to call my mother on Tuesday?
00:39:59Hi.
00:40:00Hi.
00:40:06We heard a lot about you, Bruce.
00:40:08Your martial arts and your special flour here.
00:40:12You want me to cook for you?
00:40:14We got our own recipe for this flour.
00:40:17Why don't you two guys sit at the table?
00:40:20Oh, thank you.
00:40:25You guys must be thirsty after such a long, hot trip.
00:40:29Miss Twilliger, bring my friend's ice cold beer.
00:40:32Do you know anything about gambling?
00:40:34Gambling?
00:40:36I met a woman who made her husband millionaire by gambling.
00:40:39Really?
00:40:40Yeah, but he was billionaire before.
00:40:41Hey, that's funny.
00:40:43I like that.
00:40:47I'm gonna teach you how to play Brat Jack.
00:40:49Now, if you want another card, you go like this, okay?
00:40:53If you don't want another card, then you go like that, all right?
00:40:57Do what I do, you got it? Okay.
00:41:00No, no.
00:41:02Cut the cards, sir.
00:41:04Just cut the cards.
00:41:07Yeah!
00:41:09What are you doing?
00:41:14Hi there.
00:41:15Did I have a good time?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:17Listen, maybe this guy is just a wet noodle, you know what I mean?
00:41:20But me, I'm a cage tiger.
00:41:23Why don't I, uh, penthouse for you, Penthouse?
00:41:26Penthouse.
00:41:28I'm always attracted to men with big bucks.
00:41:32Let's go, Tiger.
00:41:34The way you were dressed, I thought you were just the chauffeur.
00:41:36But he's the chauffeur.
00:41:37You mean chauffeur, what, are you crazy?
00:41:40I...
00:41:41Gee, I bet you got great thighs.
00:42:06Are you having bad luck?
00:42:18This machine only know how to eat.
00:42:20Must be constipated.
00:42:22Here.
00:42:23Try this one for good luck.
00:42:26You look so beautiful.
00:42:28You from New York?
00:42:30No, sweetie, I'm from Ohio.
00:42:37Ah!
00:42:43Look at all this money!
00:42:45You hit the jackpot.
00:42:47I'm gonna be a millionaire!
00:42:50Thank you, Grandfather!
00:42:59Oh!
00:43:00No pocket, what am I gonna do?
00:43:03What's that?
00:43:04I got an idea.
00:43:12I don't know.
00:43:18Ah!
00:43:20Put it in.
00:43:23Okay.
00:43:25Okay.
00:43:32How would you like to go to a party with me, sugar?
00:43:35Party?
00:43:36I love parties.
00:43:38Whose party?
00:43:39Your party.
00:43:41I have no party.
00:43:43I'll make you a party.
00:43:45Oh, that must be a surprise party.
00:43:56No.
00:44:09Call me a doctor.
00:44:15You're not bleeding.
00:44:17Thank God.
00:44:18That knife never touched you.
00:44:20Then call me a banker.
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:41Ah!
00:44:45Ah!
00:44:50Ah!
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:58Listen to that.
00:45:00He must be having a good time.
00:45:02Hey!
00:45:04That's my partner, Bruce.
00:45:06Well, sounds like he found something wild in me.
00:45:09I'm just as wild as any girl in this town.
00:45:12Ah!
00:45:14Ah!
00:45:19You gotta give me more time.
00:45:21Time's up.
00:45:22And now we're in the bonus round.
00:45:25Ah, listen.
00:45:27Why don't you have your friend give you a few tips?
00:45:30He must be incredible.
00:45:32In fact, if he ever has the time,
00:45:35I'll give him a discount.
00:45:37Ah!
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:44Ah!
00:45:46Ah!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:50Ah!
00:45:52Ah!
00:45:56Ah!
00:45:58Ah!
00:46:03What happened?
00:46:09Are you sick or something?
00:46:12Okay, that's it!
00:46:14That's it!
00:46:15I've had enough!
00:46:16Enough is enough!
00:46:17It's past!
00:46:18Oh, Jesus!
00:46:19That's it!
00:46:20Forget it!
00:46:21No more!
00:46:22No more!
00:46:23Oh, Jesus!
00:46:24Two girls!
00:46:25No, there are more girls coming!
00:46:27Oh, I can't take out!
00:46:29Get out!
00:46:30Get out!
00:46:31Right now!
00:46:32Out!
00:46:33Get out of here!
00:46:34Get out of this place!
00:46:35Get out!
00:46:36Get out!
00:46:37Get out!
00:46:38I can't take it!
00:46:39I can't take it!
00:46:40Get out!
00:46:41I don't want no more!
00:46:42Get out!
00:46:44Boy, am I glad we're out of that zoo.
00:46:46Did you learn anything in Vegas?
00:46:48It sure is!
00:46:49Sammy Davis Jr.
00:46:54Will you take off those rings?
00:46:56They look ridiculous.
00:46:57Come on, take them off!
00:46:58Take them off!
00:46:59Come on!
00:47:00I'll take them off!
00:47:01Come on!
00:47:02I'll take them off!
00:47:03I'll take them off!
00:47:10Oh, God!
00:47:11The cops!
00:47:12All right, now don't make trouble!
00:47:15Who loves you, baby?
00:47:21Stop it!
00:47:22Will you stop it?
00:47:23Will you just stop it?
00:47:24I'm just doing Frank's natural.
00:47:26He did it his way.
00:47:27I did it sideways.
00:47:32All right, be cool.
00:47:33Be cool.
00:47:34You cool?
00:47:35I'm cool.
00:47:36You're cool.
00:47:37I'm cool.
00:47:38God, it's hot.
00:47:40Howdy!
00:47:42I want to show me your driver's license.
00:47:45If you guys keep taking it away,
00:47:47how is he supposed to show it to you?
00:47:49Is this car registered?
00:47:52No, this car is Oldsmobile.
00:47:55Want to show me your registration?
00:47:58Yeah, right.
00:47:59Registration, right here.
00:48:01You, speeder.
00:48:04Sign right there.
00:48:06Sign?
00:48:07Sign?
00:48:08You're Libra.
00:48:09Put down Libra.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15Drugs?
00:48:16No, officer, I believe he's...
00:48:18You shut up!
00:48:20That's groovy.
00:48:23Chinese boy got a funny mouth.
00:48:25Mm-hmm.
00:48:27What you got in the bag?
00:48:29This?
00:48:31This is famous Chinese flour.
00:48:33The best recipe making noodles.
00:48:36You should try some of this.
00:48:38It's from mainland China.
00:48:40Here, taste it.
00:48:50I hate Chinese food.
00:48:53Half hour later, you're hungry again.
00:48:56That's a good one!
00:48:59That's a good one!
00:49:02That's a good one!
00:49:06I don't get it.
00:49:09Boy, you look like an illegal alien.
00:49:12You got yourself a green card.
00:49:14No, I got blue card.
00:49:16Well, I guess that's it.
00:49:18We better be going.
00:49:19Thank you very much.
00:49:20Have a nice day.
00:49:21And as a token of our friendship,
00:49:25I want you to have this.
00:49:28You want us to have this?
00:49:32Yeah, and there's plenty more where it come from.
00:49:35He doesn't mean that.
00:49:37Tell him you don't mean it.
00:49:39I sure mean that.
00:49:40Give it.
00:49:41I believe the Chinese boy offering us a bribe
00:49:44kind of looks like it.
00:49:45No, no, no.
00:49:47Get out of the car.
00:49:49No.
00:49:50Get out of the car now.
00:49:52No.
00:49:53Okay, bravos.
00:49:55Least not snow nipples.
00:50:03Could you help me?
00:50:04I think I've got a slow leak in my rear tire.
00:50:11I'll be more than glad to help you out, ma'am.
00:50:14Did you say you think you've got a slow leak, ma'am?
00:50:16Well, I don't know anything about cars,
00:50:19but I do know about practically everything else.
00:50:23I bet you do.
00:50:24Get the hell in the car.
00:50:26I'm hip.
00:50:27Get in the car.
00:50:28Hip, hip.
00:50:35Give him some chloroform, Anda.
00:50:37Put him in the patrol car.
00:50:38That should buy some time.
00:50:52Where is she?
00:50:58Oh, Jesus!
00:51:05Freddy, that Toyota didn't even stop for me.
00:51:09I was once run over by a Toyota.
00:51:12Oh, what a feeling.
00:51:14Look, we can't waste much time, you know.
00:51:16The cops will be on our neck any minute now.
00:51:18That's got us.
00:51:22Jesus!
00:51:23It's an attack!
00:51:24Attack!
00:51:25Attack!
00:51:27Attack!
00:51:41Kung fu cowboy?
00:51:43Seems like you got yourself in a heap of trouble there, partner.
00:51:45Or did you just marry a cop?
00:51:47Uh, excuse me.
00:51:48Do you happen to know a blacksmith or somebody around
00:51:50who could get this, uh, bracelet off my friend?
00:51:53I'll do better than that for you.
00:51:55Hold your arm out straight there.
00:52:01Wow!
00:52:05Happy trails.
00:52:19Well, Bruce, that takes care of the Houston delivery.
00:52:23Another job is over now. It's a mellow time.
00:52:27Well, now, what have you done?
00:52:32Hey, fine guy, huh?
00:52:35Hey, lovely body.
00:52:51What's your pleasure, cowboy?
00:52:57Sake light.
00:52:59Well, we don't got no sake light.
00:53:01All we got is sake natural.
00:53:05I come all the way from California,
00:53:08and the only thing you got is sake natural?
00:53:13All right.
00:53:25It ain't bad. I'm surprised.
00:53:36I'm a two-fisted drinker.
00:53:39I like to drink and punch people out.
00:53:42Oh, I like to drink and eat sushi.
00:53:45Susie? Susie's my girl.
00:53:47Oh, you like sushi like I like sushi?
00:53:49Yeah, I like sushi.
00:53:51I had sushi last night.
00:53:53You should eat sushi in the morning,
00:53:55sushi in the evening, sushi for supper time.
00:53:57Then you wouldn't be so fat.
00:54:03What's wrong with you, China boy?
00:54:06What's your name, Wong or Dong?
00:54:11They call me Bruce.
00:54:13Bruce?
00:54:14No, Bruce.
00:54:18I tell you what, Bruce,
00:54:20I'm gonna put bruises all over your body.
00:54:27If you can snatch this pebble from my hand,
00:54:32then you are ready.
00:54:35Grandfather, there is big bird over your head.
00:54:40I'm not gonna fall for that old trick.
00:55:06Yeah!
00:55:16Yes! Yes!
00:55:19Yes!
00:55:50Yes!
00:55:53Yes!
00:55:56Yes!
00:56:00Yes!
00:56:02Yes!
00:56:10Yes!
00:56:13Yes!
00:56:16Yes!
00:56:20Yes!
00:56:37Bunch of doggies.
00:56:49Let's get out of here.
00:56:59Holy turd!
00:57:01Anybody drunk?
00:57:03I wanna arrest somebody.
00:57:05Hey, guys, let's wait till they throw up here.
00:57:07I hate to clean up the jail.
00:57:12Well, don't just stand there, arrest somebody.
00:57:15You guys shut the hell up.
00:57:18Ain't he with us?
00:57:19I thought he was,
00:57:20but if Steppen hadn't decided to steal the furniture,
00:57:22we wouldn't be in there.
00:57:24What are you looking at?
00:57:26Haven't you seen a guy in a jail before?
00:57:28You're lucky.
00:57:29His iron bar is in the way.
00:57:31I'll finish you punks off another time.
00:57:34When I get out of here,
00:57:36I'm gonna squash your face, Bruce.
00:57:40Hey, this food sucks.
00:57:42How about some mashed taters?
00:57:45Gee whiz, I got a riot on my hands.
00:57:48What am I supposed to do about it?
00:57:50Serve real food, fat face.
00:57:52Now, listen, Steppen,
00:57:53I don't have to take that from you.
00:57:55Oh, I got an idea.
00:57:56Why don't I make my famous Chinese noodles?
00:57:59Well, my favorite dish is moo goo gai.
00:58:01Your favorite dish is some young guys.
00:58:04I have a very special flower right here in my back.
00:58:07Gee, I don't know.
00:58:09The guard sucks! The guard sucks!
00:58:22Let him go in and cook in the jail kitchen.
00:58:25Yeah, all right, all right.
00:58:29You got microwave wax?
00:58:31I don't think this is a good idea.
00:58:33Pretty face, stay out of this.
00:58:35Look, you don't understand.
00:58:36This is very expensive flour.
00:58:38We can't afford to waste it on a bunch of prisoners.
00:58:41Don't be selfish.
00:58:42Guard, take me to the kitchen.
00:58:45Let go!
00:58:49Look what you did!
00:58:51Guard, the boss is going to kill me!
00:58:58The more I inhale, I want to be an astronaut.
00:59:02Well, the more I inhale,
00:59:03the more sick and tired I get of your face.
00:59:07All of your faces!
00:59:09Everybody go home!
00:59:19Let's go get you some real criminals!
00:59:22Yeah!
00:59:26Will you excuse me for a moment?
00:59:27Go ahead.
00:59:31Man, you have enough on that arm for a condominium.
00:59:35In Florida.
00:59:37Damn.
00:59:39You still got that almondella?
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:42Let's peel them and eat them.
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:45And then we'll drive to Europe.
00:59:46Gotcha.
00:59:47Come on.
00:59:49All right, all right, all right, Texas!
00:59:55Where's that bezel little geisha?
00:59:57I was in Texas!
01:00:00Oh, yeah, I got to have some sushi.
01:00:02Sushi?
01:00:03Oh, no sushi like I know sushi.
01:00:08Where?
01:00:09Sushi in the morning, sushi in the evening,
01:00:11and the rest of the time.
01:00:23Where?
01:00:24Ray, where are you going?
01:00:25I'm going to ride to the ridge where the west commences.
01:00:27I'm going to find my new horizons.
01:00:35Make way for the new Italian stallion,
01:00:37Sylvester Stallone!
01:00:39Eat your heart out!
01:00:51There must be a better way to get in your jeans.
01:00:56Chicago is my town.
01:00:58Nobody delivers coke to my territory.
01:01:00Two of Little Pete's guys are coming into town.
01:01:03I want to get those guys.
01:01:05I want them killed!
01:01:07How are you going to do it?
01:01:11Well, we could slit his throat from ear to ear.
01:01:21Or perhaps you're looking for something a little bit less bloody.
01:01:27I could throw a flying star between his eyes.
01:01:36Or we could just drown him.
01:01:41Slam dunk!
01:01:45Yeah!
01:01:49Of course, maybe you're into a little torture first.
01:01:55For that, we have a whole new line of this year's gag balls.
01:02:02And we have leather whips.
01:02:12Your name's Toby!
01:02:13Your name's Toby!
01:02:14No, no!
01:02:16Your name's Toby!
01:02:17That's for Susie Chapstick!
01:02:18And that's for Meat Pie Products!
01:02:20And that's for Luciano Pavarotti!
01:02:22And that's for people that stop on entrance ramps to freeways!
01:02:26Your name's Toby!
01:02:27No, no!
01:02:29That's for the village people!
01:02:31And that's for non-dairy creamers!
01:02:33And that's for Hee Haw!
01:02:36Your name's Toby!
01:02:38Yes, yes!
01:02:39My name is Toby!
01:02:41Toby!
01:02:42Help me!
01:02:49Of course, there's always castration.
01:02:54Of course, if you want some more conventional method,
01:02:59this gun and silencer is just dandy.
01:03:10I hope everything is prepared for the arrival of my guest.
01:03:21Look, I want you to make him feel at home.
01:03:25He's a very important visitor.
01:03:27Go all out.
01:03:30Well, Bruce, we're in Chicago.
01:03:35One more delivery and we're on our way to New York.
01:03:39My grandfather told me he had a friend in Chicago.
01:03:42Al Capone.
01:03:45Never heard of him.
01:03:47Bruce has arrived, sir.
01:03:49Tell him to come in.
01:03:57Howdya, folks!
01:03:59Welcome.
01:04:01What is this?
01:04:04Give me a hug!
01:04:05Oh, sure.
01:04:07Welcome.
01:04:08Oh, of course.
01:04:09Welcome.
01:04:26Your body is really the best, isn't it?
01:04:29Thank you very much.
01:04:35Your body is really the best, isn't it?
01:04:57I love sushi.
01:05:00Seaweed.
01:05:02Octopus.
01:05:05But who ordered that fly?
01:05:19I was a samurai warrior, but I gave it up.
01:05:22You were a samurai warrior?
01:05:24Why did you quit?
01:05:26Union problem.
01:05:32You say you're a samurai warrior, but the fly is still alive.
01:05:37But that fly will never make love again.
01:05:41After dinner, I'll give you a massage. Would you like that?
01:05:45Massage? I like massage.
01:05:48In fact, my first ever in America. I worked at a massage parlor.
01:05:52They fight.
01:05:53What for?
01:05:54Rubbing people the wrong way.
01:06:22Oh, that's good. Harder. Harder.
01:06:40A woman walks five feet behind a man.
01:06:53American women walk all over men.
01:06:56You said you were going to give me acupuncture.
01:07:00Now I really need it.
01:07:11What are you doing?
01:07:13I'm playing doctor.
01:07:15Doctor? I'm fine down there. The pain is up here.
01:07:40Hello.
01:07:51Big Al? It's me.
01:07:53Carmen, baby. You didn't screw up again, did you?
01:07:56I got the bag. I switched them.
01:07:59They have the real flower and we have the stuff.
01:08:03Oh, you're beautiful, baby.
01:08:05And little Pete, he's going to get the axe.
01:08:09You're not going to forget about me and our plans, are you?
01:08:12No, of course not, kiddo.
01:08:14I want you to come back here right away and be careful.
01:08:17You're carrying enough powder to get all of Chicago high.
01:08:22I'm so excited, Al.
01:08:23Finally, our dreams are going to come true.
01:08:54What is he doing, boss?
01:08:56Just checking your Chinese flower.
01:08:59You don't need him. I'm the real expert.
01:09:05This is a flower.
01:09:08Yes, sir.
01:09:11My test shows this is genuine flower.
01:09:16And a very good grade, I may add.
01:09:21I'm not paying you to be a joker.
01:09:25Now, if your life depended on it, and it does,
01:09:32do you swear that this stuff is flower?
01:09:36Sir, I'm positive.
01:09:41I want you out of this room now.
01:09:45Yes, sir.
01:09:48Freddy.
01:09:50Freddy, Freddy.
01:09:53Oh, Freddy.
01:09:56You know what this means, don't you, Freddy?
01:10:02Baba.
01:10:09Goodbye, Freddy.
01:10:13Goodbye, Freddy.
01:10:16I know what that means. That means kiss of death.
01:10:19I've seen Godfather movie, but I hate to tell you this, boss.
01:10:23You don't kiss as good as Marlon Brando.
01:10:26Now you gonna kiss me, too?
01:10:28You shall die by my bullet,
01:10:31because that's as much as I can do for you.
01:10:43No!
01:10:50Freddy! Freddy!
01:10:52Freddy, come on! Hand out!
01:10:55Don't make it! Don't make it!
01:11:12Go, go, go! Go now! Go, go, go! Don't wait! Go, go!
01:11:43Go, go, go!
01:12:07Lady, please help me. There are gangsters after me.
01:12:11Gangsters? What happened?
01:12:13I can't explain. Would you hide me someplace?
01:12:31We're looking for an Oriental. You seen him?
01:12:35If you are referring to a particular person of the Asian Mongolian race,
01:12:40they are not indigenous to this propinquity.
01:12:44What the hell is she talking about?
01:12:46She said there's no rice peddlers in this neighborhood.
01:12:50Yeah? They don't mind if we look around.
01:12:54Do you have a search warrant? I know my rights.
01:12:59I happen to be a law student at NYU.
01:13:02Yeah, lady. This is our search warrant.
01:13:11Stop it! Stop it! You're ruining my merchandise!
01:13:15You'll get reimbursed in hell, lady.
01:13:25Stop it! Stop it!
01:13:27You got something to hide?
01:13:41I'll tell you! I'll tell you where he is!
01:13:44Well, why didn't you say so?
01:13:46He's in the back room.
01:13:48Excuse me. It's okay.
01:14:11What are you searching for?
01:14:14What are you searching for?
01:14:16I want you to tell me today, what are you searching for?
01:14:20Him! Him!
01:14:23I am searching for him!
01:14:26Ask him. And it won't take long.
01:14:30Ask him.
01:14:32Ask him.
01:14:34Ask him.
01:14:36Ask him.
01:14:38Ask him. And it will be given you.
01:14:41Seek. And you will find.
01:14:43Knock. And it will be open to you.
01:14:47Amen. Amen.
01:14:49What are you searching for?
01:14:52I want to be healed.
01:14:54You're in the wrong line, sister.
01:14:59Remember, children.
01:15:02God gave us his love.
01:15:05And the Catholics gave us bingo. Hallelujah!
01:15:08Hallelujah!
01:15:10What are you searching for, sister?
01:15:12I'm looking for a man.
01:15:14Tell us about him. Was he in your heart?
01:15:17No, he was in my car.
01:15:19Spiritually?
01:15:21He is everywhere we go.
01:15:24And we call him Jesus.
01:15:26No, I call him Freddy.
01:15:28Hallelujah!
01:15:30Why don't you turn around and share your experience with us?
01:15:35Amen! Amen!
01:15:37Brothers and sisters.
01:15:39It all started when I was a kid.
01:15:42I was raised by my grandfather.
01:15:45And we didn't have no clothes, no food.
01:15:49We were so poor, one time a burglar broke into our house.
01:15:52We robbed him.
01:15:54Amen!
01:15:56But seriously, folks.
01:15:59Today, people are so...
01:16:01What do you call it?
01:16:03Materialistic.
01:16:05Yes, sir.
01:16:07Money is not the most important thing in life.
01:16:11The most important thing in life is broads.
01:16:14Broads.
01:16:15Amen!
01:16:16Broads!
01:16:18Broads!
01:16:19Sister, you cannot say blasphemous things in this holy church.
01:16:23Repent! Repent!
01:16:25Did I do something wrong?
01:16:27Money! Money! Money!
01:16:30Money! Money! Money!
01:16:57Sister! I'm in prison!
01:17:04I'll take care of this.
01:17:09Say blood.
01:17:11Give me five, yo mama.
01:17:14Get down.
01:17:16What you mean, yo mama?
01:17:18Wait a minute. I know where you're coming from.
01:17:21But you gotta get it together. Do like I do.
01:17:24Say blood.
01:17:26Say blood.
01:17:30Say blood.
01:17:32No, say blood.
01:17:34What's happening?
01:17:36What's happening?
01:17:38Say fool, what's your name?
01:17:40Say fool, they call me Bruce.
01:17:43Bruce?
01:17:46What's yours?
01:17:47I'm Curtis.
01:17:49Curtis? This fool be Freddy.
01:17:52Curtis, it's a pleasure. I want you to know you all run very fast.
01:17:55Yeah, so what's your problem?
01:17:57Man, there's some dudes chasing us all over.
01:18:01They're from Mafia.
01:18:03Mafia!
01:18:06So what you need is some protection.
01:18:09Right on!
01:18:12You all come with us. We'll hide.
01:18:26Whoa. What are these stuff in this room?
01:18:30There's some electronic gadgets.
01:18:33Wait, that's an electric chair?
01:18:36Yeah.
01:18:40I must be Curtis with the food.
01:18:56Hi, Bruce.
01:18:58Hello.
01:19:00You look familiar.
01:19:02May I come in?
01:19:04Yes.
01:19:08Don't you recognize me?
01:19:10We met in Ginelli's bar.
01:19:14Oh.
01:19:16She's the lady who gave me this necklace.
01:19:20Oh, yeah. You're the one with all the moaning and the kissing and the breathing in his ear.
01:19:26Look, I'm a federal agent.
01:19:29Oh, my God.
01:19:31The necklace I gave you was an electronic microphone.
01:19:34We've monitored all your conversations. We know your locations all over the country.
01:19:38Oh, my God.
01:19:40Can't you say anything but oh, my God?
01:19:42They used you, Bruce.
01:19:44You were their stooge.
01:19:47You weren't delivering flour. You were delivering cocaine.
01:19:50Drugs, Bruce.
01:19:52Drugs?
01:19:55Oh, my Buddha.
01:19:59I've been delivering drugs?
01:20:03Oh, forgive me.
01:20:07Bruce, I was going to tell you.
01:20:10But, you know, I took an oath.
01:20:15Don't blame Freddy.
01:20:17If he had said anything, they would have killed him and you.
01:20:24I took an oath, too.
01:20:26For Bruce Lee.
01:20:28Now I have disgraced him.
01:20:31Not yet.
01:20:32You can still make up for everything.
01:20:34We'll get an amnesty for Freddy.
01:20:36I need your help.
01:20:40Now you want me to be your stooge?
01:20:44If we can catch these guys,
01:20:46we can stop the entire distribution of all the drugs in the underworld.
01:20:51When we do that, we can find your lady.
01:20:54But I need your help, Bruce.
01:20:57I must help you.
01:21:00That's all there is to say.
01:21:10Here we go.
01:21:13Well, well, Freddy.
01:21:16Now, I'm glad to see that you decided to make up for your unhealthy mistake.
01:21:23Where is it?
01:21:24If we give it to you now, he'll kill us.
01:21:27Freddy, you're already a dead man.
01:21:31Well, Bruce, I guess you'd better give it to me.
01:21:35You see? You're braver than I thought.
01:21:40Hey, where is it?
01:21:57Hey, Bruce, get him! He went that way!
01:22:02Hey, Bruce, get him! He went that way!
01:22:27Hold it! Freeze!
01:22:32Everybody move it! On the car! On the car!
01:22:43Hello, boss.
01:22:47I hope you like the food in Woodgout.
01:22:50Otherwise, I'd have to bring Chinese noodles for you.
01:22:55Freddy, wait.
01:22:58Oh, man, Bruce, what do you want?
01:23:02What do you...
01:23:05I want you to have this.
01:23:07Oh, no, man.
01:23:10So I'll always know where my best friend is.
01:23:14You make me laugh. You know, you always make me laugh.
01:23:17Ciao, Pantello.
01:23:25Come on, driver, let's go, huh?
01:23:29You think there's a bar around here or something on the way, maybe?
01:23:36I'd even dare it.
01:23:48Well, according to this, that's the lady.
01:23:52That's the lady?
01:23:54No, darling, that's the lady.
01:24:04My grandfather was right.
01:24:07She is the most beautiful lady in the world.
01:24:10Your grandfather meant America.
01:24:13America will take care of you.
01:24:16Come.
01:24:23Bruce.
01:24:26Don't forget the most important thing in life.
01:24:53Oriental boy, so-so, go-go-go
01:24:57Now that you have grown to a man
01:25:01Do you feel a certain surprise?
01:25:05Living may be hard, oh, but life is fun
01:25:09If all the little boys still inside
01:25:13Go-go-go-go-go
01:25:16Oriental boy, bye-bye, go-go-go
01:25:20Go-go-go
01:25:50Go-go-go-go-go
01:25:53Go-go-go-go-go
01:25:56Go-go-go-go-go
01:25:59Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:02Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:05Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:08Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:11Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:14Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:17Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:20Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:23Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:26Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:29Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:32Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:35Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:38Go-go-go-go-go
01:26:41Go-go-go-go-go