The Matchbreaker | movie | 2016 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

When an idealistic romantic gets fired from his day job, he is offered a "one-time gig" to break up a girl's relationshi | dG1fU0tHb25tR1FsaTg

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00:00You've been in love with Emily since the third grade. No one's ever going to measure up.

00:06That's probably true.

00:17Emily Adkins.

00:19Imagine every day a 12-year-old supermodel literally turned your hallway into a runway.

00:24A runway of love.

00:26Are you sure you're not exaggerating a bit?

00:28I don't even need to. She was perfect in every way.

00:31I doubt that.

00:32Trust me.

00:33While other kids were building basic housing, she was building Eiffel Towers.

00:38So she was French?

00:39Nope, but she spoke French fluently.

00:43She was probably the most thoughtful person that ever existed.

00:46One time, she had all the kids in school sign a card for Miss Lachlan when she broke her arm.

00:51She even brought her flowers.

00:54Or maybe that was a birthday. I can't remember.

00:58This year's Humanitarian Award for her work with Homeless Homing Pigeons and Reprogramming the Left-Handed,

01:03Emily Adkins!

01:08I was in awe of her.

01:09Never dreaming that on June 4, 2004, at 3.26pm, she would take my heart, throw it in a backpack,

01:15toss it in a van, and drive away with it.

01:17You poor thing.

01:19I was devastated. It was the worst day of my life.

01:22Really?

01:23Yep. And I haven't seen her since.

01:31It was the kind of love you only get one chance at in life.

01:34And I let it slip through my fingers.

01:39Quite a love story, considering you never even spoke to her.

01:43Yes, I did. Once.

01:45What'd you say?

01:47Ah, that's a moment that I'd like to keep between me and Emily.

01:51Look! I licked a leprechaun!